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File: 1424322950242.jpg (302.4 KB, 1920x1202, 960:601, f9133e9ee14ef187ff02cac8a8….jpg)

 No.457

CUM IS FOOD

 No.458

ewww

 No.460

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

 No.464

File: 1424437887092.png (659.29 KB, 593x711, 593:711, food.png)

>>460
Soo.. is it food or not?

 No.465

File: 1424456542144.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.64 KB, 571x471, 571:471, 1278914513469.jpg)

>>464
Can swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine! It may be a good idea to keep in mind safer sex practices when considering whether or not to swallow.

although Just gulping one gallon of semen would feed the gulper 3,840 calories (assuming the low end of the range of 5 per teaspoon). This amount is appropriate only for a competitive athlete. Gulping gallons (7,000 to 11,000 calories) would be dangerous for most humans. The US RDA of calories per day is more in the range of 2,000. Hence, a poor diet would be greatly enhanced by 300-500 calories of highly nutritional foods. So gulping 1 or 2 cups of semen is a more appropriate and realistic suggestion.

TL;DR It's food but it won't get you the nutrition you need unless you're taking a 2 gallon a day it won't replace food. Unless you're almost dying or something.

 No.466

>>464
>that bowl of white food

 No.467

File: 1424537089794.jpg (98.01 KB, 536x475, 536:475, 1278887419459.jpg)


 No.468

>>465
sheeeeit.

Can I get a source on that picture?

 No.470

>>468
I wish i knew..



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