/pretend/ - Pretending to be a girl

>>69
>getting gifts

This is why I want to be a girl…
I never received a gift in my life, it must feel so good. Just to get a thing out someone's kindness, it sounds so alien.

I want to do this so badly but im shit at games and my pc is fairly shit too.
I'm more of a platformer gamer, and I suck dick at fps :(

>>90
Practice, practice, practice

>>91
That doesn't say ANYTHING.
He's asking how to practice.

>>93
Play, play, play

Another tip. Ask less and start learning your own way without people telling you how to do something.

>>94
Don't respond to people who ask for advice if you don't have it.

>>69
what voice changer did you use? do you dress up while you play as well?

>>95
I did give him some advice, a very useful one that not many people know. Use that knowledge wisely.

>>74
It felt so strange getting them at first.

>>90
Team Fortress 2 isn't too difficult to run, it's also fairly easy to pick up and play without a whole lot of skill.

>>96
I use MorphVOX Pro, I'm unsure if there are any better programs. If anybody else sees this and knows any better ones, I'd love to know.
Also, I do occasionally dress up while I play, but I live with my parents + brother, so it's only if I'm home alone and feel like playing.

>>98
thank you anon!
i feel like tf2 is intimidating though, with all the hats and people who have been playing for years ;-;
but ill try!

do you guys use a different steam account? how would that work? ;-;

>>99
You will occasionally run into some people who care about nothing other than winning the game, but it's not too bad overall.
Items aren't really a problem, I sell any TF2 items I get because although I play it a lot, I much prefer CS:GO.

>>102
There are basically two ways to do it.
The first way, which is easier but yields less friend requests, is to make your account kinda neutral. Don't indicate whether you are a male or female, and that way you can talk to/play with your regular friends who know you're a guy as well as talk to people who want to add you purely because they think you're female. You can add nicknames to your Steam friends, so I usually add G to the names of people who have added me and G+ to people who have bought me something.

The second way is to set up a second Steam account and make it obvious that it's the account of a female. You can use Steam family sharing to get the games you've already bought on your first account to be accessible on your second one. This method will make more people try to add you.

Do you ever feel its unfair to get free stuff this way? I think I would if I genuinely liked the person. It would feel dishonest. I'd only feel ok getting gifts from people I don't really care for.

But if I try to get gifts that way, I'd be surrounding myself with people I don't like, which can't be good, and if I do start liking them, the friendship is founded on dishonesty.

But I wouldn't need to know them well, because I think the kind of guys who buy girls online gifts aren't the picky kind who like you for your personality, so all I'd need to do is flirt a bit, or nothing. Not like I'd need to build some elaborate false identity to con them. Just chat and say "please give" every time they mention a game.

You could argue they're not really being tricked. They're paying me gifts in exchange for the attention of someone they think is a girl. It's just an exchange, like paying for a service. Like paying for a prostitute. You don't expect her to genuinely love you, you just want to hear her say it. They get what they wanted, I get what I wanted, we're both better off. If they wanted more that what I'm genuinely giving them, they wouldn't be throwing games at random girls online.

I feel a bit bitter and resentful that I don't get gifts just because I'm not a girl. I didn't choose to be someone who's expected to give gifts for the attention of the opposite sex instead of someone who's expected to only give their attention in exchange for gifts. When I think this I feel that someone who buys into that sexism deserves to send their gifts to people they wouldn't if they know the whole truth.

>>72
Do you need a mic to get free stuff from being a girl?

>>74
>Just to get a thing out someone's kindness
It's not out of kindness. It's because they want to get into your pants. If not literally, then in the form of affection, pics and other favors.

>>98
How does the voice changer work? Is it easy to spot? Would someone hearing your irl, as you're speaking into the mic, be able to figure that you were having your voice changed, from your tone or something?

>>136
Nice story
loled at
>Dude who figured it out got removed as mod, and banned from the server

>>133
>At least we're still both happy at the end of the day, as you said.
But there's that limit to how close you can get, and therefore to how happy you can get. I wonder how revealing that you're not a girl would go down after pretending for a long while and becoming good friends.

>and make sure you have a set of amateur selfies to convince people
I know there's a thread about this already, but where are good places for getting sets that won't be easily found out (recognised or image searched if someone's suspicious)?

>You won't hear it yourself. (unless you keep that option on, however I see it as unnecessary)
Why do you see it as unnecessary? I'd have thought it would help get into character?

>usually the sound quality of your voice in-game helps to cover up any flaws
What are the flaws? Maybe you could learn to be girlier in voice in those specific ways, to help cover the change's flaws.

Will the changer work well for plain chatting, like skype, outside a game?

>are you asking, for example, if your friend/parent/sibling was standing behind you, if they'd know that you're talking into a voice changer?
Yes, that's what I meant, thanks.

>When I first started using the voice changer, I found myself raising my voice a little unintentionally. Just be conscious of that and you should be good to go.
Does raising your voice help immerse yourself? Does it help your voice pass?

>>133
>It's just a program which converts your audio input to a different sound & that's what others hear. You won't hear it yourself. (unless you keep that option on, however I see it as unnecessary)

Can you link the exact torrent you used to get the software?

>>163
do you have any old sets you arnt using anymore? if so would you be willing to link locations or post?

what's some good vidya to do this with?

i know mmos are pretty good for it, but what are some top choice f2p mmos?

>>185
I have RIFT installed, I'll get give that a try and see how things go.

>>186
fair enough. thanks for the info. did this for years before. however I wasnt using the greatest of sources.

>>187
RIFT is shit for this. I tried and tried, but all they guys there were too busy arguing about obama.

I've been playing Insurgency, and in one match I heard two guys pandering to this girl who was playing. So if you had a voice changer, I think that game would be good.

What do you do when someone asks for an image with a timestamp?

>>215
Block him, camara doesn't work, ignore, it's too dark, etc

>>216
Thanks for the info <3

>>219
Did you do that with MSPaint? Which font?

>>262
Paint would be a tad too simple, anon. ^_^
I don't remember where I got it, but the font is called "my boyfriend's handwriting"~ There are many more like it though

>>206
>girl
;)

There was this one really adorable guy in a /v/ about about pretending to be a girl. He never did it before and wanted to try it.

then people started giving him free stuff in the game and the guild didn't like it so he felt really guilty. So he told every that he was a guy because he did like feeling guilty and lying but the didn't believe him and he just tragedy stayed the cute girl of the guild.