/pretend/ - Pretending to be a girl

Well, it varies a lot.

I create one character, usually a late teens bisexual cos that's what I'm good at, and I get all sorts. Guys who I flirt with shamelessly, guys who I friendzone for the lulz, guys who I tease and be a little bitch towards, guys who probably know I'm a guy but are too desperate to stop, but the girls are always more fun in my mind.

I'm not sure why but they're just nicer to talk to. I have some lesbian love going on, some casual girl friendships, some girls who are probably guys too in my judgement, and, sometimes, some girls who are probably guys too and probably know I'm a guy too but we're just having too much fun too admit anything.

It's just like having a real second life at this point.

Except, it's actually more of a first life since I have less people to talk to in my real life.

And everyone is much kinder to me.

Fuck damn I've been doing this so much I now get the urge to use emoticons all the time even on chans.

>>700

Also, pretty girl in OP, plus

>texting

Do you actually give out your phone number etc? I tend to never do and not even use apps or anything I can't use a proxy on, for fear of getting doxed and have some horny creeps showing up at my front.

>horny creeps

lmao, Like how I say that

>implying I'm not one

>>706

Damn that whole jealousy scenario sounds pretty fun.

Closest I've been to that was once when some guy was really into me, and I started telling him about my 'room mate' who was 'really hot' etc, eventually 'leaving' to 'play' with him. The dude seemed pretty pissed even though he tried to hide it lol.

>The closest we have been to sex was me masturbating him with my hand, but he only lasted a few second before cumming, so I directed the cum to his face to embarrass him

ayy You are one slutty bitch :p

>>711

>Damn that whole jealousy scenario sounds pretty fun

It's the best c;

>Closest I've been to that was once when some guy was really into me, and I started telling him about my 'room mate' who was 'really hot' etc, eventually 'leaving' to 'play' with him. The dude seemed pretty pissed even though he tried to hide it lol.

That's cool

>ayy You are one slutty bitch :p

I know ^-^

>>714

Are you on chatapex? :3

>>719

No :c

I'm on Badoo, c2, and kik

If you want to chat, just send me your mail (a fake one if you want), and I will send you my real one there.

>>721

cock.li webmail is downright now, I'll make a throwaway when its back up and post :3

I'm intending to get c2 soon™ though

>>700

>Are you pretending to be a lesbian to get some cyber action with other legit women?

Well I've been trying to talk to lesbians but it hasn't gotten far and I wouldn't know how to do convincing cyber. Any tips? Or petals someone could generously share chat logs?

I really like the idea of lesbian /pretend/ing since it is the ultimate deception and demonstrates the highest order of female imitation.

>>721

>>725

l0z@national.shitposting.agency

>be chatting

>find a nice guy

>actual interesting to talk to

>joke and banter through the day

>he becomes a good friend

>one night get high

>he says something cute

>send him *hugs*

>he replies *kiss*

>just go *haha…*

>starts sexting me

>tell him no

>he doesn't stop

>have to block him

Why are men such pigs?

>>731

It's been a long time since I've done this, so I can't really give any tips. just pretend

Also: I've texted to some girls on badoo and a few told me, how they had sex with their dog or other dogs in an animal home.

it was really weird because I wasn't into that kind of thing but I also was curious

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>>711

>ayy You are one slutty bitch :p

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores! It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores.

>>736

>It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores.

No problem c;

>>736

Yeah that is true but it's fun sometimes…

Sometimes it's offensive and sometimes it's dirty, it's weird…

Guys should be respectful regardless of how girls talk to each other :3

>>737

Even if it's nice sometimes, that suppose to be a bad thing!

>>738

Guys won't respect you if you clearly don't respect yourself.

>>739

I find sometimes guys are even nicer/more respectful if you are less to yourself.

e.g. if you casually call yourself a bitch then they'll convince you otherwise and be kind :3

But if you call yourself a slut they will try and take advantage…

If it's some random guy being disrepectful then it's just rude, but if you are chummy with them already you can take lightly.

And it can be nice. Just not always

>>742

I have problems keeping guy intrested sexually and end up becoming friends or leave after i'm done throwing myself at them. They don't make a move.

>>743

I have a problem keeping guys off that topic :c

maybe your pics aren't pretty enough

>>743

What site are you using?

I suspect certain communities are less sexual/more wary of pretenders

>>745

Miiverse

>>746

tfw no answer… should i not be doing this on miiverse?

>>746

>>754

Sorry anon I'd never heard of milverse.

I use chatapex, connected2.me and omegle, all have hoardes of horny idiots.

However of course on omegle most people immediately try to get you onto kik or skype instead and no one but anons message you on connected2.me.

But Chatapex is pretty good and has a nice variety of girls and guys (almost all still will want to get in your pants though, even the girls, who probably aren't girls).

I also used to use kik and post my kik name in 'kik slut' threads on half/b/. Stopped doing that because became paranoid of all phone shit cos NSA but it is quite effective.

Twenty minutes after a post in one of those threads you will have like fifty guys messaged you. Sometimes they post screenshots of the convos in the threads as well :3

>>755

Thank you very much, i'll give that a go.

>NSA

I'm sure they don't mind girls having fun

>fifty guys messaging you

don't the kik guys just cyber and leave though?

>>760

>>NSA

>I'm sure they don't mind girls having fun

I still don't wanna to be known in some database as 'creepy guy who wants to be a girl' especially for the sake of future crimes I might commit

>don't the kik guys just cyber and leave though?

Sometimes. I never really let them though.

You tend to get four distinct groups of people from kik slut threads:

>'the fuckboys'

That instantly send you dick pics

I usually just ignored them or told them they're fuckbois :3

>'the betas'

That say "hey" or "how are you"

I strike up a convo with them then usually friendzone them lmao. They're boring as fuck

>'the whiteknights'

Who tell you your name has been posted in the thread.

I usually thank them then strike up a convo. And these ones can be put into two further subgroups; the ones who will, after whiteknighting, try to get nudes anyway; and the ones who will just leave the convo.

>'le romeo'

The rarest and best, who will open the convo with something cute or interesting.

>>763

> I still don't wanna to be known in some database as 'creepy guy who wants to be a girl'

Do you only chat in a proxy or vpn?

>'the fuckboys'

haha the fuccbois

>'le romeo' who will open the convo with something cute or interesting.

I'm curious, give me an example of this?

>>767

>Do you only chat in a proxy or vpn?

Yes.

>I'm curious, give me an example of this?

Like someone opening the conversation with an interesting question like 'If you could be any animal for a day what would you be?' Or something cute like 'I can't tell if that's the sun coming up or just you brightening up my day'

:3

>>769

You can run Android in a VM and use it with a VPN.

>>769

I've never run into that before just either fuccbois or mostly cute betas. I love the names you gave them especially le romeos

>>770

There are programs that emulate phones so you can use it on your pc, i used to use it before i had a phone.

>>770

Don't have an android, just a 'brick phone'

>>771

>There are programs that emulate phones so you can use it on your pc

This sounds interesting however. I'll look into them but I doubt they'll run on this piece of shit laptop.

>just either fuccbois or mostly cute betas

Those are the majority. Maybe we got people from different communities/timezones tho

>I love the names you gave them

Thanks :3

>>771

> There are programs that emulate phones so you can use it on your pc, i used to use it before i had a phone.

That's what a virtual machine is, yes.

>>774

Take a look at this: ttp://www.howtogeek.com/164570/how-to-install-android-in-virtualbox/