/pussyenvy/ - Pussy Envy / Ballbusting

walking is so much more comfortable for girls.

Ha! I've got you by the balls.

I don't get it, why are you smiling? Aren't you scared?

If you sat on the floor like that, your penis and balls would be laying on the floor all exposed.

A girl could come up to you and step on your dick and balls. One foot is all she would need to put in you in a world of suffering. It's just that easy.

But you can't do that to her. See that open wooden area right in front of her crotch, where her dick and balls would be? You could step there as much as you want, even stomp down hard if you wanted, it wouldn't hurt her. She has nothing dangling down there to get crushed.

She could just sit there smiling, laughing at you, bragging how it doesn't hurt her at all. You would have to face the cold truth: her body is simply better than yours.

Go ahead, kick me in the nuts! Kick me as hard as you can.

What's the problem? Can't find them? That's because I don't have any. My body was designed better than yours, I don't have a pathetic weakness just hanging there for anyone to hit.

I don't have a penis either; my crotch is clean and smooth and flat. Walking is super comfortable for me because there's nothing dangling there. In your whole lives, you guys don't have a single day where you get to walk as comfortably as I do EVERY day!

I love being a girl.

I feel sorry for my boyfriend.

We went for a morning run on this couples nude beach.

I jogged naked for an hour the whole way down this beach without any trouble whatsoever.

But his dick and balls were flopping all over the place. He kept hitting himself in the nuts, either with his thighs or his dick. He's not even halfway here; I don't even think he's going to make it.

It's such a disadvantage to have those sensitive bits hanging there, especially at your crotch, which is like the worse possible place for it. Your legs are what moves your body: they need room to move and slide past each other, and the dick and balls just get in the way of everything.

It's so sad. You boys can't even run naked. How were you supposed to survive in prehistoric times before clothes were invented?

All I can say is, I'm so glad I don't have a penis. Not worth the trouble, at all.

I can go full-on into combat, and all I need to protect my crotch is a little piece of cloth!

You could be wearing all the armor you want, all I need to do is swing my hammer at your crotch to bring you down.

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