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Girls doing things you can't Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 19:15:59 1ea6b5 No. 360
Look at what she's able to do. She can put almost all her body weight on the front of her crotch and she's totally fine. If you were in that position, your nuts would be in such severe and constant pain, you might die of shock. It's like life isn't even trying to be fair.
Admin !!pgwiX0Pc6A 04/05/15 (Sun) 07:36:34 7bac0c No. 361
That hurts me just looking at it. She even has a smug look on her face.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 03:59:09 1ea6b5 No. 362
Somewhat related: girls never have to readjust their junk, EVER. it's always smooth and flat and comfortable.
Kristen Stewart pretends to adjust her nonexistent penis.
http://i.imgur.com/adjhw3x.gif In reality, she'll never, ever have to deal with that discomfort and embarrassment in her life.
Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:48:22 5e1cbc No. 363
Things girls can do that men can't? How about play soccer without having to choose between protecting your groin or your dignity?
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 16:37:04 2520b9 No. 365
Looks like the image in the OP is classified as "predicament bondage", there area a lot of similar pics around, related is from this thread:
http://bdsminternational.org/threads/predicament-bondage.434/
Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 00:14:14 1ea6b5 No. 368
mortal combat female fighter painlessly does the splits and hits her crotch on the ground, then ruptures a male fighter's testicles
http://i.imgur.com/xd21Qip.gif
Admin !!pgwiX0Pc6A 04/15/15 (Wed) 23:03:52 7bac0c No. 370
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. How about being able to take a hard kick there and not even falling over? Bends down for a few seconds and then is fine :)
Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 05:48:04 1ea6b5 No. 382
Xenia Mostikova is able to do the splits, pressing her crotch right against the ground.
If she had a penis and balls, they'd be crushed.
Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 05:56:33 1ea6b5 No. 383
Xenia Mostikova is able to do this beautiful pose because she can support her whole body on the front of her crotch.
If she had a penis and balls, she'd never be able to experience that.
Lucky for her, she doesn't.
Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 05:59:11 1ea6b5 No. 384
Luba Shumeyko folds her legs with her heel driving right into her crotch.
That's exactly where her penis and balls would be if she had them.
Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 06:10:36 1ea6b5 No. 385
Luba stares at her crotch and once again feels lucky to be a girl.
Her right heel is driving right into where her left nut would be. She smiles as she playfully taps her crotch with her heel, feeling no pain whatsoever. "Girl power!", she thinks to herself.
She realizes if she had a penis, it would be dangling down pointing right at her face, and this picture wouldn't be anywhere near as beautiful.
As she looks at her smooth, flat crotch, she feels fortunate to have been blessed with a superior body.
Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 03:54:15 1ea6b5 No. 395
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It only takes her one hand to cover up her private parts. Hell, she doesn't even have to use the whole hand.
You on the other hand; it would take you two hands to cover up your floppy, unwieldy junk. Even then, hairs and bits of skin would probably poke out through your fingers. Disgusting.
Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:17:03 a3921b No. 400
>>390
There was a video like this a long time ago, where a girl would bounce various objects off of her vulva.
Anonymous 06/01/15 (Mon) 02:35:22 3cf173 No. 412
If she was a guy, she would have just accidentally kicked herself in the balls.
Instead, you're about to be kicked in the face.
Life is nice when you don't have a glaring weak spot.
Anonymous 06/01/15 (Mon) 02:51:14 3cf173 No. 413
Takes it like it's nothing.
In fact, it hurts so little, it's a part of her sex play. She takes hits to the crotch for ENJOYMENT.
Anonymous 06/01/15 (Mon) 13:29:56 3cf173 No. 414
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Fearless.
Free to completely expose the crotch area. With no balls, what is there to fear?
Anonymous 06/02/15 (Tue) 22:02:32 3cf173 No. 415
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More crotch hits as part of sex play.
Yes, not only are crotch hits not painful, it can even be pleasurable.
"Vagg of Steel" Admin !!m4eBDmCEdM 06/02/15 (Tue) 22:14:56 2f1700 No. 418
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>400
I found the video :D
It's even titled Vag of Steel. She literally thrusts her hips forward so that the objects bounce further.
Try to see a man do that!
Anonymous 06/02/15 (Tue) 22:28:12 3cf173 No. 422
Nice video!
Here's girls on a row of blocks with dildos on them. They're sitting just fine and comfortable.
Guys can't do that, at least if they don't want to tear their ass open.
Anonymous 06/02/15 (Tue) 22:33:07 3cf173 No. 423
Her body can just open up and take all that in.
But you can't do that, you don't have a hole big enough. You will never get to know what that feels like.
I bet it feels amazing.
Anonymous 06/21/15 (Sun) 00:05:12 3cf173 No. 436
Partway through the album she sits with her foot jammed into her crotch.
Can you imagine that? The freedom to sit however you like and not have balls to hurt. Must be nice.
http://www.reddit.com/r/kinksters_gone_wild/comments/33hfx9/happy_halfbirthday_kinksters_warning_contains/
Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 05:17:41 3cf173 No. 437
You will never get to know how good that feels.
You can't even do that at all, let alone enjoy it.
Just goes to show how being a girl is so much better.
Anonymous 07/06/15 (Mon) 03:04:23 3cf173 No. 442
can you even imagine how good that would feel?
feeling that eager hand slide across your smooth, slippery crotch…
you guys think having a cock is so great, but we all know who gets to experience the real pleasure.
Anonymous 07/06/15 (Mon) 22:35:51 3cf173 No. 445
Look at her wiggle her hips side to side like that.
Even that simple motion would be uncomfortable for you. Unless you time it just right, your penis would be dangling every which way. The tip might smack uncomfortably into your thighs, and you know how sensitive the tip is. Your dick might even accidentally slap yourself in the balls.
That's right, your private parts are so poorly designed, they can't even stop from hurting themselves. How pathetic.
Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 05:46:04 3cf173 No. 447
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 00:27:55 3cf173 No. 450
These boys are being put through hell. They have to fit bigger and bigger pegs into their bodies, but all they have to work with is an asshole.
The girls could win this challenge easily; in fact, it would probably be pleasurable. Vaginas are much bigger than the anus, there are more pleasurable nerve endings, and unlike the anus, there's no muscle sphincter to tear open.
The girls could slip the whole thing inside themselves no problem. Only women get to enjoy having the biggest hole, that's their advantage.
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 01:55:20 3cf173 No. 451
Case in point: just look at these naked guys running.
It's hard to fathom just how fucking uncomfortable that looks; shit is just flopping everywhere, getting in the way.
Our bodies are so flawed, if we're naked like nature intended, we can't even fucking run comfortably.
Girls' bodies are better. Case closed.
Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 02:20:04 3cf173 No. 452
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Just look at how deep it goes. Isn't that amazing?
She gets to know what it feels like to have something embedded deep inside her. What if it feels really good to have something fill up your pelvis from the inside? What if it's the most incredible feeling in the world?
But we'd never get a chance to find out, because our bodies are not capable of doing that.
(And trust me, assfucking is NOT the same thing. The colon has no nerve endings, and first thing it does is bend to the left. Nothing goes up the middle, and that's where a true penetrating sensation comes from.)
She could probably press into her bellybutton and feel it inside her. She gets to have the biggest hole and do all kinds of fun stuff with it, while all you can do is play with your tiny pathetic dick, forever wondering what it feels like.
Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 04:30:25 3cf173 No. 454
Isn't it just the most amazing hole?
She can swallow an apple whole. And spit it out whole. And swallow it whole again. At will.
You can't do that. She can put the whole thing inside her body, even carry it around all day if she wanted to. Compared to her vagina, your dick is pathetically small.
She gets to know what that feels like and you don't, because she was born with the biggest, most amazing hole in the body, while you were born with a tiny little flesh stick that doesn't do anything special.
Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 05:57:07 3cf173 No. 456
ferroso01.tumblr.com/post/116962636417
Love this! Dildo bouncy ball race. Here's a competition you aren't even physically capable of competing in - you automatically lose.
First, you don't have a vagina, so you can't even fit that shaft into your body.
Second, you have balls, so every bounce would cause you excruciating pain. You wouldn't even make it halfway.
Yet another thing that only girls can do and boys can't.
Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 06:01:11 3cf173 No. 457
Ah yes! Crossing her legs in what I like to call the "ballcrusher" position.
You can't do it without crushing your balls, yet she can do it easily and comfortably.
Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 06:14:04 3cf173 No. 458
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You boys are so pathetically self conscious.
"No, don't look at my dick! What if everyone's is bigger than mine? What if I'm the shortest one? I hate how mine bends to the left. You can't look, it's my secret, I don't want anyone to know."
No wonder why actors are so scared to be naked onscreen, yet actresses are confident enough to do it all the time.
We don't have that problem. Our private parts are smooth, flat, and beautiful. We don't have to compete over who's the longest or the thickest because we don't have anything down there to compare in the first place. We have nothing to be self conscious about, so we're perfectly comfortable displaying our sexuality.
You boys are so scared that your ugly lump of flesh will look slightly worse than someone else's. Guess what - they're all ugly. Get over it.
Anonymous 07/10/15 (Fri) 05:07:05 3cf173 No. 460
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Does it hurt when I grind my crotch on your face like this?
Or does it hurt even more to know that you can't do this?
You'd be crushing your balls so hard you'd be crying. But I can grind my crotch into you like it's nothing. Actually, it feels pretty good.
I told you girls are better. It's too bad it took you this long to realize it.
Anonymous 07/13/15 (Mon) 16:57:16 5e1cbc No. 463
>>457
Yeah I just tried to stand like this. Couldn't do it for even a minute without some serious discomfort, similar to the pain you feel when you sit down too quick and one of your balls is trapped and squished beneath you for a second.
Women must find that hilarious, our privates are so poorly designed we can't even sit without potentially damaging them.
Admin !!C/6bx3YVO6 07/14/15 (Tue) 22:58:30 869e8a No. 464
>>463
Once, I was hanging out with a friend of mine, we stopped to take a break from walking around town and sat on a cement bench. I happened to plop down rather hard and slammed my balls onto the bench, she found that hilarious how I accidentally gave myself a nutshot.
Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 05:56:43 3cf173 No. 476
Two girls rubbing their crotches together *exactly* where their balls would be. Instead of pain, they feel pleasure you can never experience.
Does it make you jealous that they can do this and you can't?
Does it make you jealous that they're experiencing a pleasure that you're not even capable of imagining?
It should.
Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 05:57:01 3cf173 No. 477
Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 06:05:50 3cf173 No. 478
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I'm so glad I have a flat crotch. Do you know how good it feels to have someone grab your crotch when you don't have a penis or balls? You feel their hand follow every curve of your body, touching every inch of your smooth, sensitive skin.
She touching me in a way that she knows I'm a girl, she can't feel any penis or balls there at all. It makes me feel so feminine and sexy.
Don't you wish you could feel this way? But you can't, and you'll never be able to.
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 00:34:06 bec7e2 No. 479
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 03:50:47 3cf173 No. 480
Watch me jam my heel right up into my crotch.
Aww, you poor baby. You can't even do this without hurting your little ballsies. It feels so good to be able to do this, especially since you can't!
It's so sad that you can't even get into certain positions without hurting yourself. How pathetic. I'm so lucky that I don't have to deal with having a penis or balls.
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 04:05:24 3cf173 No. 481
It's so much fun having an extra hole!
It feels so good to be able to put things into my body from the other end. Here we are saying "aaah!", but not with our mouths!
I feel so lucky and special because my parts let me play deep inside my body in ways you can't. I can feel things reach deep into my hip bones, all the way up into my belly! I can feel things pushing around all inside of me, filling me up, it's just amazing…. And you don't get to feel any of those sensations because you weren't born with the right parts.
Does that make you jealous?
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 04:19:08 3cf173 No. 482
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You boys want to know why this is my favorite position for pictures?
Because I love showing off how I don't have a weakness that you have. It makes me feel powerful.
I'm completely exposing my crotch; you could slap me there, kick me there, and it still wouldn't do a damn thing to me. Whereas you could be wearing clothes, but all I have to do is tap you there and you're down!
Get it into your heads, boys: I don't have a penis. I don't have balls. You can never hurt me like I can hurt you.
Your balls are shackles that weigh you down, and I have been liberated. Look at my flat crotch, and understand that it makes me forever superior to you.
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 04:44:12 3cf173 No. 483
I can hold this pose with no fear or anxiety whatsoever.
I can open up my crotch to the sky, just inviting things to hit me there, because I know it won't hurt at all.
Life is so good for me, I have trouble even imagining a weak spot there. The whole concept is strange to me, because obviously, I've never had balls; my brain never had to form the association of crotch = weak spot. Whereas that apparently comes natural to you.
Don't you understand? Not only do I not have a weak spot there, I've never had to think of it that way a day in my life!
To me, it's like any other area of my body. No vulnerability, no weakness, no fear. You poor boys. I don't know what I did to deserve having it so good.
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 04:55:29 3cf173 No. 484
I had to put on some lotion, so I just plopped down on this ledge without a care in the world.
I just realized that if I had balls, I might have just severely injured myself. My whole body weight would have jammed them right into this ledge corner. Or what if I sat on the tip of my dick and pinched it against the stone? Hell, maybe the wedge would have split my balls apart, one going up, one going down!
It seems like that would hurt like hell….
Oh well, who cares! I don't have balls and I never will, so why even bother thinking about it?
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 05:02:18 3cf173 No. 485
I can feel it go all the way in, past my tattoo…!
God, these sensations are awesome. I'm so glad I was born with a vagina and I get to experience this. If I was a boy, I wouldn't have a hole there, and I'd never know what it feels like to have something reach deep inside me, fill me up, stretch me from the inside.
Unf…it's so good! I feel so lucky… My poor boyfriend doesn't even know what he's missing…
Anonymous 07/26/15 (Sun) 05:17:10 3cf173 No. 486
Yeah, boys can pee standing up, but walking is so much more comfortable for girls.
Not only is it comfortable, sometimes it even feels erotic…
Just look at my crotch. It's so clean and smooth and wet and sensitive. Picture me walking, my thighs lubricated by that warm soapy water, just sliding, squeaking against my smooth crotch, stimulating my clit and getting me all excited.
I can get even more excited when I walk crossing my legs each time. You boys can't even walk like that because your penis and balls get in the way! You would crush your balls each step.
You think having a penis is so great, yet you can't even walk properly. Not only can I walk however I want, I can get horny doing it. Who's better off here?
Anonymous 08/24/15 (Mon) 03:51:08 3cf173 No. 510
Does it make you jealous that I can grind down as hard as I fucking want on this thing?
It's sad that you're already jealous how it doesn't hurt me; I haven't even gotten to how good it feels yet…
Anonymous 08/27/15 (Thu) 11:50:15 3cf173 No. 516
Look at those fucking latex panties.
Look at how tight it's squeezing the front of her crotch. It's stretched so tight and so smooth, you can even see a reflection in it.
It's so tight, I bet it would feel firm if you tapped the front of her crotch. In fact, if you kicked her in the crotch, she would probably feel even less pain than normal, because the tension in the panties would absorb some of the blow. Not that she needs any protection anyway.
Every inch of those panties are hugging tight against her smooth flesh. It's perfectly comfortable for her. She can walk, run, do anything she wants to in them.
Could you imagine if you tried to squeeze into those? Oh, the pain you'd be in. Your nuts would be squashed right up against your pubic bone, causing excruciating pain. Your penis would be partially bulging out the top, dangling like toothpaste squeezed out of the tube. And if you got hit in the nuts? When they're already under so much pressure? You'd be in so much pain you might die. If you're lucky.
Imagine yourself kneeling on the floor in pain with her standing over you, laughing. She slams her crotch into your face, giving you a nosebleed. She cackles with delight. Your crotch is a weak spot. Not only is her crotch NOT a weak spot, it's so tough she can use it as a weapon.
She "teabags" you in the face again and again, slamming her crotch into your face, laughing while you cradle your swollen, aching balls.
And in that moment, you once again truly understand just how inferior you are.
Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 07:11:04 7c8f79 No. 541
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It's a good thing I can keep my sword here and have both hands free. That's a huge survival advantage in the jungle.
What's the matter, you can't store your sword in your underwear? Oh that's right, your penis gets in the way, like it always does. Seriously, I can feel the blade rub up right against my crotch where my penis would be, but it doesn't hurt me at all because I don't have one.
How do you even survive with that thing in the way all the time? If you tried to wade in the water, your penis would dip in the water like a worm… a fish could bite it, maybe kill you from venom or infection. On top of that, it gets in the way when walking, and your balls are such a huge weakness.
I am so, so, SO thankful I wasn't born with a pathetic weak spot like you were! My life is easier because my crotch is smooth, streamlined, efficient, and comfortable.
Anonymous 10/08/15 (Thu) 07:42:25 473ce4 No. 543
>>542
I've seen girls fall on boy's bikes and they just laugh it off!
Anonymous 10/10/15 (Sat) 03:35:39 25ac7c No. 544
This is the reason why girls make much, much better spies than men.
Look at how big her hole is. If you need to sneak things in and out of places, it's easy to see why having one would be useful.
Imagine you're a female spy, and you need to steal something out of a guarded building. The guards pat everyone down and inspect every pocket and briefcase, so whatever a spy sneaks out has to be hidden inside their body.
Imagine stealing a gadget or a can of secret codes: it’s big, but you can just barely fit it inside your vagina. It’s big enough that you know no man could have fit that inside his body. Then, you walk right up to the security guards, who inspect your coat, your briefcase, pat you down…. his hand runs over your belly, directly over where you have it hidden… he even feels up into your crotch, but it's so deep inside your body, he can't feel a thing… so they let you go.
How awesome would that feel to know that your vagina is what enabled you to complete the mission? Because you were born a girl, your body gets a huge, built-in secret pocket, so you accomplished something no man could do. Would that make you feel lucky to be a girl? Would you feel superior to boys because you have an ability they don’t?
I know I would.
Anonymous 01/23/16 (Sat) 11:12:31 881cf9 No. 714
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>>544
Probably also helps not having balls if you were ever interrogated a la Casino Royale. Pic unrelated, it was just one I had saved.