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b07f28 No.507

Look at this man's huge, unwieldy balls. Completely exposed. They are weak and fragile. How does he even walk with those? They are so vulnerable. Just a paper-thin layer of skin protects them from the outside world. Any woman could just raise her foot and easily kick him in those balls. That's why women are dominant over men. Women can coerce men into doing anything with the power of their flat crotch.

From the moment males are conceived, they are genetically programmed to watch out for their balls and to constantly worry about them being hit. Women can relax, because their crotches cannot be permanently damaged (or even completely destroyed) by a simple punch or kick. Males are constantly in danger of their balls being obliterated by a singular swift grasp by a woman, so males cannot ever let their guard down. We just can't stop watching out for our balls. Imagine how wonderful and life-perfecting it must be to have a flat, smooth crotch!

If women hurting our balls wasn't bad enough, sometimes we hurt our own balls by accident just by sitting, walking, or closing our legs.

It is hard for a woman to know what it is like to have balls, but to give them a vague idea:

Imagine having two helpless orbs dangerously hanging from your crotch in a little skin-saclet.

How can anyone not believe that women are the superior sex after considering all that?

b07f28 No.508

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Look at these comically gigantic balls. Imagine the hell he must go through every day of his life just trying not to accidentally squish his balls between his own two legs! The only way to escape this daily struggle is to straight up cut his own balls off. What a curse! Being male is torture.


b4b622 No.509

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Awww. You poor things.




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