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0d162f No.1084

Welcome to Skelequest! You are Skelebob the meek. You have managed to infiltrate human society in the stealthiest manner.

Now you have been called in front of your bosses office for poor performance. First reply decides your action, 1d20 decides success.

Yes I made this on /tg/ first I didn't know about /qu/

4b6d43 No.1086

Dice rollRolled 20

Try to elicit forgiveness by offering sexual favors

0d162f No.1088

>>1086
You attempt to seduce the room, as you are still in front of your bosses office. The room is melting at your touch (metaphorically) and will quite likely do any action you wish it to.

Gain one free action on requesting the room to do something!

(Sorry for taking so long, infinitechan is slow days)

4b6d43 No.1089

Dice rollRolled 12

>>1088
spread the doors open to let me in

0d162f No.1090

>>1089
You spread the doors open magnificently, and your boss looks up at you from his desk.
"Ah, Bob. Please, have a seat and we can discuss your recent case."

4b6d43 No.1091

Dice rollRolled 17

>>1090
I leisurely make my way to the chair, slump down and put my feet on his desk in a too cool for school manner

0d162f No.1093

>>1091
With a walk-the-walk attitude, you groove on up to the large leather chair sitting opposite your boss across his desk. You plant yourself firmly in it, then slide down with an agonizing squeaking sound.
Then you raise your leather work shoes onto the desk, cross them over, and non-chalantly look him in the eyes. You only wish you had some sunglasses.

Your boss turns slightly red, and begins to rant at you. Through your apathy and sheer coolness, you only catch words such as "lazy", "exactly what I mean", and "work ethic".

What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1094

Dice rollRolled 4

>>1093
Tell him I've been struggling with an eating disorder hence the lack of enthusiasm/energy and my appearance

0d162f No.1095

>>1094
You quietly mumble something about anorexia, but your boss is ranting too hard to notice (or care).

What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1096

Dice rollRolled 20

>>1095
slam my fist on the table and accuse him of singling me out due to my skeletal figure

0d162f No.1097

>>1096
With the force of a very angry skeleton, you slam your fist down upon the mahogany surface of the desk. Bone dust coats a small area around the impact area, and the wood shatters slightly.

You point a bony finger from your other hand at your boss, who has very quickly become silent. You open your mouth to speak, and angrily yell in varying clacks. Your boss looks confused, and when you finish clacking at him, he remains silent for a few seconds before looking very worried.

"Bob, why don't we, uh… have a talk about this? We don't need to take this to human resources, right? How about a pay raise? Your work has been fantastic recently!"

The guy is sweating like a pig.

What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1098

Dice rollRolled 7

>>1097
Try to sweeten the deal with a comfy plush office in one of the upper floors

0d162f No.1100

>>1098
You lean back into your chair, and clack persuasively. Your boss doesn't look convinced though.
"No, Bob, lets just keep it at a payrise. I don't think you're quite ready for the upstairs, but I'm sure you're on the path…"
How dare that bastard stop you from getting those comfy offices. They have mini-fridges.
MINIFRIDGES.

What do you do?

ce5c9b No.1101

Dice rollRolled 17

>>1098
rerolling because this nigga gonna get us some shitty ass cubicle

ce5c9b No.1102

>>1100
>>1101
fuark

4b6d43 No.1103

Dice rollRolled 18

>>1100
Hoist him up by the collar and demand the posh office with a mini fridge

0d162f No.1104

>>1103
You grasp your bony fingers around his shirt collar and stand, raising your boss into the air as you do so. This is astounding considering you have no muscles, let alone strong muscles. He begins sweating more, and writhes about, attempting to get out of your grip.

You clack menacingly and commandingly, and he waves his hands in an attempt to placate you.
"Alright, alright! You win, Bob. You can take Jensen's office. He didn't ask for it anyway."

What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1105

Dice rollRolled 19

>>1104
It isn't enough

I demand your son for blood sacrifice

0d162f No.1106

>>1105
You hoist the small man up further, and push him against a wall. Clacking in a sinister and aggressive manner, you point with one hand at his family picture.

He breaks down crying, and the sweating intensifies. He weeps through his words.
"Please, Bob, you're scaring me. Please put me down."
He shall know true fear. What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1108

Dice rollRolled 18

>>1106
Feel remorseful and let the poor bloke down
Inquire if there's any other family members he wouldn't mind parting with for my ritual

0d162f No.1109

>>1108
You slowly lower the small man to the floor and dust him off. You clack to him in inquiry, and he laughs nervously.
"Well, you can take my mother in law!"
You put your arm around his shoulder, and whilst he still winces slightly, he seems to have calmed down a little. You two laugh together, a cacophony of a nervous chuckle and joyful clacks.

What do you do?

4b6d43 No.1110

Dice rollRolled 10

>>1109
With my free hand I break one of his fingers for the mother in law joke

0d162f No.1111

>>1110
Clacking quite sarcastically, you grip his finger and bend it back some. He yelps in pain, and backs off from you once more, and returns to his seat.

WDYD?

4b6d43 No.1112

Dice rollRolled 12

>>1111
turn his chair over and berate him for his small but fat stature

0d162f No.1113

>>1112
You grasp the back of his chair and flip it onto its back. He tumbles backwards and yelps in surprise. You clack overbearingly at him and but he appears to have hit his head on a cupboard and knocked himself out.

WDYD?

4b6d43 No.1114

Dice rollRolled 8

>>1113
Check the back of his head for wounds

0d162f No.1116

>>1114
You try to check his head for wounds, but with your low medical knowledge you cannot find much.

4b6d43 No.1120

Dice rollRolled 13

>>1116
panic and try to recollect if anyone else saw you enter the office

4b6d43 No.1358

I apologize for killing this quest

it seems it happens with every quest I post in

56b947 No.1607

File: 1412209331407.png (863.89 KB, 760x950, 4:5, combat.png)

Dice rollRolled 2

>>1358
You should feel bad.

592f18 No.3900

>bump

1d1b82 No.3905

>>1358
If you have that problem you should have been posting every 10-15 minutes instead of every other day.

8f04d0 No.3939

Dice rollRolled 14

>>1116
loot desk

f8df47 No.5353

Dice roll
>>1116
Use your skeleton powers to harvest the bones from the lifeless body and create your first minion


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