/qu/ - Quests/Roll

You roll over in bed hoping to rest for a moment and for the throbbing in your head to subside. Suddenly you hear your mother's shrill-ass voice bouncing through the hallway. "JAYQUAN!- JAYQUAN! DA PAROLE OFFICER HERE FO YO PISS TEST" SHIttt nigga - U completely forgot about that shit last night and know you smoked sum tree with tha niggas. SMH You have a real-ass problem on your hands and have to act quickly. Fortunately for you, you're a thug-ass nigga perfectly capable of handling such situations.
You have a couple of options here.
1) Slip out the window.
2) Try to buy some time to find clean urine from that nigga Darnell's lil brother next door.
3) Donate the urine and hope for the best. Thugs don't run.

All options require a roll of 1d10 any write in options require 1d10 as well.
This board is pretty slow moving at the moment, but I will keep checking in on this thread. I won't give up on this thread as long as people are still willing to play

>>423
it would appear the third times a charm! good roll

You reply back to your mother "Ayo Moms, I ain't got no clothes on, i'll be der in a minute." Throwing the sheets off yourself, you hop to your feet in a single, smooth motion. After a quick peek out the window, you slide it open. You step out onto the small precipice gingerly and scoot your ass over to Darnell's window.
There's very little time, but you have to formulate what you are going to say to Darnell. You aren't enemies, but ya'll ain't exactly niggas neither. Here's the thing about Darnell: he's more or less the neighborhood geek. He's got like 4 or 5 computers that he uses to torrent and burn bootleg cd's and dvds. This bull goes hard at it tho - he even designs and prints sleeveart to go wit it.
Tensions between your neighbor and yourself have been at an all time high lately - ever since his recent UPS delivery of blank Lightscribe DVDs went missing. Whether you did it or not - he had no reason to suspect you. He confronted you about it in the hallway and the whole little building heard the shouting match the two of you had. But that was a week ago - live and let live, right?

You look inside and to see that Darnell is hard at work hunched over a laptop, as usual. All his computers are lit up and running… This nigga's electric bill must be through the roof. You tap on the window..and receive no response. Tapping a little bit harder this time you say "psst, yo- Darnell". He looks over his shoulder and practically falls out of his chair in shock as he shouts "WHAT THE FUCK". You put up your finger to your lips gesturing for silence. He walks over to the window, opening only the top part. "Jayquan have you lost your god damn mind? What you doin out here - what you want?
"Darnell, please my dude - I need some clean piss. Is your brother home?" you say.

"Hold up.. You stand outside my window - scare the shit out of me - want me to go get my brother to piss in a cup, hand it through the window to you. Why should I?" He says.

"Darnell, nigga, please" you beg "my parole officer is here - I could go back to juvie bruh."

"That's not my problem nigga, you shoulda thought of that before you stole my DVDs" He replies as he begins to close the window

Obviously Darnell is going to need some convincing, FAST. What do?

>>452
"Listen up Darnell. You got exactly 1 minute to bring me that piss before I'm goin' out there and tellin my PO about the sweet little operation you runnin up in here."
Darnell eyes with a look of betrayal, and some anger too- "You ain't gonna snitch on me nigga"

"Better a snitch than a bitch, D - at least i'm out doing REAL shit. Gettin pussy nigga, not jackin off on a laptop. Clocks Tickin' Darnell - N 'you KNOW what happens if you don't"

Darnell stares at you for a moment, acts like he's about to say something, lowers his head and shuffles out of the room. Moments later you hear a small scuffle & a shrill "NO D! I'm in a clan match"

Darnell has been at the DVD game for a minute now. You know not easily intimidated. You suspect your reputation for being a Thug ass nigga put your demand over the top.

Darnell returns after about a minute with a pepsi bottle full of yellow liquid. Clearly his brother needs to drink more water.

As D hands the bottle through the window he mumbles "You owe me nigga"

"I don't owe you shit" you reply as you snatch the bottle from his hand.

PROLOGUE COMPLETE: PASS THE PISS TEST

You have proven yourself to be a:
LV.1 THUG-ASS NIGGA.
+1 on all street cred checks
+1 to unarmed combat

With the parole officer out of the way and your moms soon to be off to work at Amy's African Hair braiding you have the rest of the afternoon and evening free. You could get into mischief, increase your reputation, try to earn money, holla at some bitches.. As they said in Scarface; "the world is yours, chico"


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