49df6f No.3104
>"Sit down near the fire, kids, and listen to the story of our ancestors…"Well, /qu/. I feel like running a quest, but I'm not sure what to run. Your call.
Some suggestions:
>Innkeep Quest>Farmer Quest>SCP Quest>The Adventurer's Guild(
http://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=Adventurer%27s_Guild)
>Genre Savy Metacharacter Quest>Killing Elf Hitler QuestThose are just suggestions, I'm open to (almost) anything.
98c322 No.3105
>>3104> Killing Elf Hitler QuestWhat does that mean exactly?
49df6f No.3106
>>3105WWII with fantasy races, basically.
Ran something like that motnhs ago but it died quickly due to RL business.
e97af7 No.3108
>Innkeep Quest
Will there be beer and busty barwenches?
>Farmer Quest
Will there be milk and busty farmwenches?
That is important.
49df6f No.3109
>>3108You're a goddamn inkeep, you better make sure there's beer and serving girls/wenches and mead/ females and alcoholic drinks!
As for farmer Quest, sure, if you pick that during chargen.
98c322 No.3110
>>3106I'd almost rather have a quest where we -are- Elf Hitler.
That being said, Innkeep Quest with a twist of moonlighting as an [insert nasty things that requires sacrifices here] could be cool IMO. Though I'd probably be down for just regular innkeep quest as well.
49df6f No.3111
>>3110Being Elf Hitler is cool too.
Your call, as I said.
98c322 No.3112
>>3111Well. Elf Hitler Quest is my first choice.
Innkeep with a side of ritual sacrifices is my second choice
Regular Innkeep is my third choice.
49df6f No.3113
>>3112Elf Hitler then? Let's get this thing started!
49df6f No.3114
You are Adelf Hitler, and today is the first day on the job as Chancellor of Germany. You just got in your car and you're on your way to give one of your great speeches.
Sure, that pesky Parliament might be in your way to Führherdom, but you'll figure something out. You've got a speech to give.
>"Guten Tag, Herr Adelf. Wie geht's dir jeden Tag?"
You look at the person driving your car. "Gruß dich, …"
Gott ins Himmel; you forgot the name of your appointed aide! You do your best to remember what it was.
>Name your aide.
98c322 No.3115
>>3114>Adelf HitlerGlorious.
Anyhow, let's call him Heinrich.
49df6f No.3116
>>3115Since it seems to be just you I'll run with it until others pop up.
"Gruß dich, Heinrich," you say. "Did you bring the things I asked for?"
Heinrich nods and hands you some papers - they contain:
>Designs for new buildingsm; Heinrich has a knack for architecture, espeially bunkers and such>A great speech. You knew you could trust Heinrich on this one - he has mastered the art of ethos, logos, pathos.>A long list of influential names you can blackmail - Heinrich is an excellent spy.>A list of the new recruits for your 'militia'. Heinrich is one of the finest military commanders alive, he is.>Other (Please Specify) 49df6f No.3117
>>3116*buildings
*especially
Sorry for the typos, it's been a long day.
e97af7 No.3118
Aww damn, I wanted to vote for Innkeep ;_;
49df6f No.3119
>>3118You could run the Beer Hall as a hobby.
e97af7 No.3120
>>3119Maybe Adelf has a spiritual revelation that convinces him to resign and open an inn?
49df6f No.3121
>>3120Fuck me if I know, I'm just the QM.
98c322 No.3122
>>3119Moonlight-as-Innkeeper Adelf is best Adelf. Should help keep morale up among the troops as well. Let's do this fellahs.
>>3116We'll do our own speeches preferably. I think Buildings would be good. If memory serves, the unemployment was sky high back then, so promising new jobs while we build great things and rebuild the infranstructure of our Dritte Elf Reich sounds like a good plan.
49df6f No.3123
>>3122As there's a second Anon, I'll wait for his response.
e97af7 No.3124
>>3123I agree with buildings
49df6f No.3125
>>3124"Danke, Heinrich." As Heinrich focuses on the road again, you review the building blueprints.
>"Hm… something's wrong with this calulation…" You improve on Heinrich's design as you're just that damn smart.>You don't know how this works, but you trust Heinrich. You'll just speech everyone away; think of the jobs these construction projects would create! The increased defense of Germany! You feel a brilliant speech coming right up; you're that fine of a speaker.>Although you have no idea how all the fancy algebra goes, your experience as a hardened veteran tells you this is a fine bunker indeed. Your brilliant military mind shall be safe here.>Other (Please specify) 98c322 No.3126
>>3125As indicated in
>>3122 we are the Speechmeister.
98c322 No.3127
>>3126Plus, being a charismatic sort is good for our innkeeping hobby
49df6f No.3128
>>3126Speechmeister Adelf it is.
You quickly scribble down your notes for the speech on buildings, then return to the one you are about to give. You review it one last time.
>As your scapegoats, you choose the (at least one, at most three);>Jews>Muslims>Atheists>Communists>Capitalists>English, Scots, Welsh and Irish>French and Italians>Scandinavians>Hispanics>Russians>Other (Please Specify)What you promise to do if you are chosen as sole Fürher is:
>Provide jobs>Improve defense>Not civil war the shit out of everyone>Other (Please Specify)And anything else you can think of, of course. Smartassery and cleverness will be rewarded. Writing an actual speech is encouraged but not required.
49df6f No.3130
>>3128Oh, and you can blame Dwarves, Humans, Half-Elves, Centaurs and shit as well of course, forgot that for a moment.
What race is Heinrich, by the way?
98c322 No.3131
>>3128> >Not civil war the shit out of everyonetoppest of keks.
Let's go with providing jobs and improving infrastructure.
And we hate on the filthy jewish gnomes. Those little moneygrubbing fucks. And on Kender because fuck Kender.
>>3130The poor man is only a half-elf because his mother was lucky enough to be graced with the attention and affection of a member of the glorious elfin master race.
49df6f No.3133
>>3131Excellent. One last thing, roll for stats.
>Rhetoric (should that be REICHthoric?): The art of convincing others todo the work for you.>Strategy: Affects the K/DR of your army>Intelligence: Helps in finding new ways to torture fucking inferior races.>Subterfuge: How good you are at avoiding the CIA and KGB. Also stealing classified shit.1d100 per stat, you get +15 on REICHthoric for being SPEECHFÜRHER.
If you roll a check,equal your roll or roll under it to win.
98c322 No.3134
 | Rolled 48, 62, 12, 78 = 200 |
>>3133Let's see if this works. Happens in the order you mentioned.
98c322 No.3135
>>3134Okay, so Adelf is a decent speaker and strategist, a near-potato retard and a godlike spy.
49df6f No.3136
>>3135Alrighty then.
You step up the stage to a loud "HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!" The banners of the NSDAP are everywhere and people are raising their arms in unison as you approach the microphone.
You begin your speech.
"Grossen Deutschen Volk!"
>Roll for Rhetoric 98c322 No.3139
| Rolled 41 |
>>3136 49df6f No.3141
>>3139Your speech went great!
Halfway through,you saw most Gnomes and Kender leaving. A little later, the few remaining ones were ganged up op and beaten pretty badly.
Heinrich compliments you on your speech.
Tomorrow, the votes will tell if you will be the Fürher, but you now have an evening off.
What are you going to do?
d7ca55 No.3142
>>3141Go buy a round of ale for the local dwarves.
98c322 No.3143
>>3142Inkeeping time, it's our hobby after all.
Non-Gnomes and non-Kender get 10% off, Elfs, half-elfs and Dorfs get their first beer free.
49df6f No.3145
>>3143Oh, you have an inn?
(I'll be online very sparsely from now on due to fookin' studies)
98c322 No.3148
49df6f No.3149
>>3148Herp, only just noticed I use a different name on my phone.
And you don't have the Beer Hall.
98c322 No.3150
>>3149Fair enough. Let's go enjoy ourselves nevertheless.
49df6f No.3151
>>3150You figure that you fucking nailed it, so there's reason to party hard!
You enter the first bar you see and are heiled by enthusiasic supporters who had the same idea as you. Someone pushes a stein of true German beer in your hand and people applaud.
In a corner, you see some frightened Jews, Gnomes and Kender.
You don't have a lot of money at the time, but if you need any you can probably ask your supporters or make the Jews pay up.
98c322 No.3152
>>3151Let's get our supporters to 'convince' the Gnomish Kender Jews to pay for a round of drinks.
49df6f No.3155
>>3152Roll a Strategy check.
I'll look at the results tomorrow, I'm turning in for tonight. Good one so far.
98c322 No.3159
| Rolled 8 |
>>3155 0334b0 No.3162
>Well, /qu/. I feel like running a quest, but I'm not sure what to run. Your call.
This sort of talk goes in the generals discussion thread. Don't start a quest asking what quest they want you to run, nor do you start a quest with chargen.
98c322 No.3189
>>3162And yet, I am having fun.
49df6f No.3258
>>3162So do I. Is this an actual rule because I've ran like this for years and you're the first to complain.
Anyone gonna roll that Strategy check?
d7ca55 No.3644
| Rolled 58 |
>>3258 d3b07a No.3913
>>3644Holy hell, this thread's still here?
Sorry for my long absence, busy af.
ANYHOW.
As you glare at the inferior scum, they cringe and begin to sweat. Your loyal supporters follow your regal gaze and the atmosphere in the bar turns menacing.
"Hey, Halblingsschweine!" One of your men shouts. "Pay a round of German beer for German men with the money you scum stole from true German people!"
With a yelp, one of the hobbits throws a coin purse on the bar and, stuttering, orders a round of booze for you and your boys. After that, they leave the place as quickly and quietly as possible."
Your men laugh and cheer at this minor victory.
They seem to be dockworkers, mostly. Strong and fanatically loyal to you, there seems to be a keen intelligence in the eyes of most of these men. Mayhaps they'd make a fine Fürhersguard?
d3b07a No.3935
Bump for Adelf
46cec9 No.4274
>>3913Yeah, we could use a paramilitary organisation of our own. Offer them to become members of our newly founded "Sturmelfteiung"
d3b07a No.4290
>>4274Your diplomatic instinct sees a great opportunity and seizes it.
"Great German men!" you say.
"For too long have the Jew, the Kender and the Gnome corrupted our great nation! Will you join me in scouring them from the face of Deutschland?"
It is quiet for a brief while.
Then, the men shout and cheer, toasting to you, to Great Germany and to the cleansing of the county. You smile.
"Then I hereby declare you members of the Sturmelfteilung!" you shout.
Under cheers of "Heil! Heil!" und "Lassen wir die Kender verprugeln!" your men bwgin to march to the door.
You consider letting them go and fight with the inferior races.
>Hell yeah! Jetzt is the time to free Deutschland from the scum!>Hmm… Mayhaps later. It might be zu schnell to play my hand now.. 46cec9 No.4291
>>4290Later. We need to win the hearts of German people and secure our position before taking direct action, otherwise jewish and gnomish organisations infiltrating the Parliament will try to destroy us.
Long before Kristalnacht even happened, human Hitler was doing community shit like building Stadiums. Since Heinrich is an Architect, Adelf should do the same. Let's work on modernisation and cultural objects, so the people will support us in return.
d3b07a No.4295
>>4291"Halt!" You shout. An idea has formed in your Aryan brain.
"Though your enthusiasm is praiseworthy, we must first win the hearts of the Deutschen Menschen. My aide, Heinrich, is an excellent architect. We shall have him design buildings of true German cultural value, so that true German men will laud our cause and stand with us when we take the fight to the inferior races!"
This plan draws yet more cheers from your men. They await your command.
46cec9 No.4296
>>4295Tell them that we're going to announce our architectural plans to the public very soon, and we will appeal to the Parliament for funding. However the Parliament is controlled by jewish, gnomish and Kender corporations that don't care about Culture or German people in general. In the event that we do not receive our funding, they should inform the public that the Parliament is keeping us down in our fight for the good of The People. Make them appeal to the masses, point out that all those gnomish mansions in Berlin are built from stolen taxpayers' money. Then have them organise a rally in our support.