9de022 No.3265
"¡Mientras tanto, LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOO!"
You are - or rather, used to be - Jacques Bonhomme, Frenchman who migrated to the U.S. just after WWII.
Due to a sudden and unexplained event, you now are the Time Wizard Monday Evening 9 O' Clock!
Pick five powers for use in your quest, which can be anything you desire, including but not limited to becoming King of the Mafia.
Your powers must be boring things a boring man emigrating would do, in the form of Verb the Nouns.
Examples:
>Open the Door
>Call the Cab
>Mow the Grass
>Order the Burger
Things like that. If you're not familiar with Advanced Time Wizards! powers, I suggest you read the manual to get an idea.
Anyhow, using your powers in an useful way requires liberal application of troll logic.
88dfcc No.3267
>Order the Burger
9de022 No.3270
9de022 No.3272
f729cc No.3276
>Ask for directions
>Call the cab
>Order the Burger
>Ask for some change
I'll leave the fifth one to someone with good imagination.
1499fb No.3277
Kill the President.
f729cc No.3278
>>3277Hm, I think asking for CHANGE and killing the president may yield some interesting results.
9de022 No.3280
>>3278I'm sorry, but Presicide isnt exactly a boring man'd activity.
f729cc No.3281
>>3280Isn't becoming King of the Mafia as well?
9de022 No.3282
>>3281No, but that's a possible goal now youve left your boring life behind. Your powers come from your last 24 hours as a boring fuck.
f729cc No.3283
>>3282Oh right, it's a goal not a power. Shoulda've read more carefully.
I guess I'll still wait for some creative mind to propose the fifth power.
9de022 No.3284
1499fb No.3285
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
f729cc No.3286
9de022 No.3287
>>3286Alright then, we're good to go!
What do you want to do?
88dfcc No.3288
>>3287No idea, give us something.
9de022 No.3316
>>3288I already gave you become king of the mafia.
f729cc No.3319
>>3288>Become a World Dictator>Become the leader of an elitist satanistic occult organisation>DISTROY THE WORLDPick one.
9de022 No.3325
>>3319Aquire the BIGGEST EVER crossaint?
9de022 No.3326
>>3319>SatanistDue to being one I will exploit the slightest mistake in your idea of Satanism for the sake of lulz
f729cc No.3327
>>3326>Due to being oneHOLYSHIT, evacuate the board, /qu/ is too small to contain the edgyness of this Edgelord!
9de022 No.3352
>>3327Is this a good moment to say I'm also a commie?
9beab3 No.3564
>>3352Why? What makes you think communism will work now when it's failed every other time?
>inb4 skubfest f729cc No.3669
OP, I apologise for killing this quest before it even began.
If you're still there, and still willing to carry it on, here is a set of goals we could stick to (in that order):
>Become a Dictator
>Start a World War
>Rewrite the History in your favour
ce7e4a No.3912
>>3669It's cool, shit happens. I was a rather large dick too. Sounds good, what is your first step in accomplishing these goals?
f729cc No.4140
>>3912Sorry for being so slow, I was busy as hell.
Most of dictators come to power through Revolutions of some sort, we need to create a revolutionary movement and amass some followers.
We should convince people that the System needs some CHANGE! Let's go around the town and ASK people FOR SOME CHANGE.