105de6 No.5167
Where we last left off, Janny had discovered mysterious ooze, they have yet to come to a conclusion.
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>>97 3539d5 No.5190
Let's see if Humphrey and Cheesy can communicate with it somehow, or at least if they suspect what it might be.
105de6 No.5194
>>5190Cheesy states that this is not slime, it is ooze, unlike slim which occurs naturally, ooze comes from land impurity.
3539d5 No.5202
>>5194Hmm… So is it sentient or not? Can we communicate with it somehow?
3c0809 No.5207
>>5202He says that it's abnormal for the Impure to be a sentient entity, he has however heard that it can develop sentience on rare occasions, you'll have to track down the source of this ooze.
3539d5 No.5222
>>5207Alright then, let's try to track it down!
3c0809 No.5224
>>5222Well it's time to be an Ace Detective!
Oh, the trail ends here, what now?
3539d5 No.5241
>>5224Ask the mysterious Ooze Lady if she would like to join us on our adventures?
3c0809 No.5248
>>5241It lets out a screeching noise, I think it's a little feral from the Impurity, what should we do?
3539d5 No.5281
>>5248Ask Cheesy if there is any way to purify the Ooze somehow, maybe we can make her a little bit more peaceful?
3c0809 No.5283
>>5281I think fire should work, it cleanses everything!
Stop screeching, it'll be over in just a second!
3c0809 No.5284
>>5283……..
Oh wow, it actually worked! she isn't an oozebeast anymore, she is now a lady slime.
3539d5 No.5285
>>5284Ask her to reconsider our adventuring proposition.
f13449 No.5301
>>5285She says that she would gladly join a gallant adventurer such as yourself, but first, she needs someone to give her a name, as nameless characters are typically useless, what will her name be?
3539d5 No.5302
957273 No.5305
>>5301>>5302>Voting for Lady Amorphia Slime f13449 No.5312
>>5302>>5305Lady Amorphia Slime: Alright, LET'S DO THIS!
3539d5 No.5316
>>5312As Janny contemplates about what brought him here all along, he suddenly remembers he had to gather some interdimensional fruits.
Perhaps one of them is growing underground in The Dirt Layer?
f13449 No.5331
>>5316If I remember correctly, Janny didn't plant any seeds underground… while underground, they supposedly need sunlight to produce fruit, there is still four more fruits to be collected, where should we continue our search?
3539d5 No.5337
>>5331Oh well, we can look for the remaining fruits later. We'll keep an eye for them, but in the meantime, we should check out the Caves again. Maybe that mysterious archaeologist girl was looking for something REALLY interesting there, like some sort of artefact, treasure or maybe even an ancient civilisation?
Sounds good enough for an adventure, let's try to track her down and see what she was doing there. Maybe Amorphia has seen where was she heading after we left?
f13449 No.5345
>>5337It seems she slipped a note into your inventory when you were distracted, it says she's finished scouting this area, and she wont be returning, she may appear in a new story though in some far off dimension, whatever that means.
3539d5 No.5372
>>5345Oh well. Let's try to look for the next fruit in The Land of Talking Mushrooms.
3539d5 No.5373
>>5345Due to that being VQ's 200th frame, Janny's piece of paper is suddenly radiating in rainbow colours to mark that.
f13449 No.5394
>>5372>>5373Neither of these things make sense.
3539d5 No.5416
>>5394Then let's try in The Land of Mushrooms That May Or May Not Be Talking.
f13449 No.5418
>>5416You make it to the land of Big Mushrooms, it seems that you planted one of the seeds inside of a mushroom, and it grew, you're not sure if that's possible, you're not a botanist.
3539d5 No.5421
>>5418Try to recover the fruit from the mushroom.
f13449 No.5457
>>5421……
It's basically become standard procedure at this point….
3539d5 No.5462
>>5457Let's look for the next fruit in The Red Desert.
f13449 No.5470
>>5462Why is all the sand red?
3539d5 No.5471
>>5470Nobody knows.
The Legend says something about Ancient tribes of Desert people turning on one another in a greed-fuelled conflict. Supposedly they became cursed to fight themselves for Eternity. They were killing each other again and again from Ancient times, and the sand got all red from their blood.
Let's just hope it's a Legend and Janny actually doesn't meet any Ancient Desert people.
f7b69a No.5481
>>5471Oh, sorry, I wasn't really paying that much attention.
3539d5 No.5485
>>5481Nevermind. Let's just grab the fruit.
3539d5 No.5508
>>5495Well, now that's worrying. This place doesn't seem to look like where we were last time.
…Just where are we exactly? Take a look around.
f13449 No.5513
>>5508We have clearly moved to some sort of crystal cave, there's not much to explain.
3539d5 No.5514
>>5513Wait, how did we end up in a cave if we were in a Desert mere moments ago?
But since we're here, we can try exploring the cave further.
f13449 No.5530
>>5514This is a simple crystal cave, people use crystals for multiple things, like magic, and energy.
3539d5 No.5556
>>5530[]Gather some of the crystals
f13449 No.5560
>>5556You've been at this for about two hours now.
3539d5 No.5564
>>5560>10k crystalsAt this point we should consider trying out some crystal magic.
f13449 No.5582
>>5564Well, you've managed to build an entire crystal house, with crystal lighting, crystal furniture, crystal armor, crystal weapons, and even crystal formal wear, what now?
3539d5 No.5586
>>5582Let's use the magic to create some crystal minions and establish a Crystal Kingdom in the caves.
Then assume the formal title of "Crystal Emperor Janny I"
f13449 No.5608
>>5586You're not much of a politician, you've summoned a single Crystike, and you're already struggling with the pressure, I we really need a Crystal Emperor, we should find someone else for the job.
3539d5 No.5609
>>5608Let's ask Lady Amorphia if she's interested in becoming a Crystal Empress.
f13449 No.5639
>>5609Lady Amorphia Slime: Alright, LET'S DO THIS!
3539d5 No.6063
>>5639
Ok, looks like she's more than capable of leadership. Now LET'S SUMMON MORE CRYSTALMEN FOR THE GLORY OF THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE
We should keep the first one we've summoned with us as a companion though. Let's name him Diamondhead.
5173b4 No.6079
>>6063
The Crystalfolk are perfectly accepting of a Slime Empress(execution devices wouldn't work anyway), and their Kingdom flourishes for many generations to come, but that's a story for another time.
What should we do next anyway?
3539d5 No.6083
>>6079
So now we're friends with an Empress. Gotta remember that, we could ask the Empire for some help later in the times of need.
So, let's find out what kind of skills and abilities Diamondhead has.
5173b4 No.6088
>>6083
Diamondhead is a Crystike, diamonds are known for being the hardest material, but not the toughest, so he has very high defense, but very low health, he also has a high chance of reflecting status ailments.
3539d5 No.6092
>>6088
That's nice, shame we didn't use the crystal magic to upgrade him further. Maybe we can use some minerals we encounter in the future to improve him. We could like, turn him into some sort of epic crystal golem in time.
Meanwhile, let's look for the next fruit. It should be somewhere in the Archipelago of Gigantic Turtles.
1ae9e0 No.6095
>>6092
That probably wouldn't work anyway, and besides the last fruit is up there.
…….It's just a matter of figuring out how to get to it.
3539d5 No.6111
>>6095
Ask Chirpy to arrange us some Spacecraft from the Demihuman Space Program.
5173b4 No.6119
>>6111
Demihumans aren't very good at technology, they prefer to use magic, their fastest vessel is the Magic Carpet, anything we should check before launch?
3539d5 No.6300
>>6119
Nah, we're good to go, let's take Chirpy and Diamondhead onboard and get that fruit!
bbc7dc No.6305
>>6300
Very well, off we go!
It's a good thing we have explosion imunity, otherwise we'd all have the "DED" status right now.
We appear to be in some sort of forest like area, but it's actually the point where the fruit is connected to the stem, what should we do now?
4e0237 No.7443
Cheesy fuse with lady slime!
f9d17e No.7451
>>7443
It's been awhile since Lady Amorphia became Empress of the Crystikes, and she realizes that her peaceful and flourishing utopia is boring, she would usually fuse with her husband Cheesy for amusement, but he isn't around at the moment.
f7c858 No.7455
Throw those crystals at the fruit hoping to knock it down, or until you have a crystal pyramid you can climb up to reach the fruit. Either way.
9930af No.7456
>>7455
You have tried that, but you cannot get much distance with them.
f7c858 No.7463
>>7456
Start a fire at the base of the plant, hopefully gravity will just bring that fruit on down
Or cause a wildfire, both are cool
9930af No.7465
>>7463
From what you can tell, the base of the plant is rooted at the center of this galaxy, which is a singularity, which usually pulls entire stars into it, so you assume lighting a small bonfire would not do much.
3576ba No.7470
12fda0 No.7472
>>7470
You decide to go on a casual vacation, It seems they have set up a community by hollowing out fibers connecting the fruit to the stem, what do you plan on doing now that you're here?
3576ba No.7474
>>7472
Partake in the traditional RPG looting of everything that isn't nailed down in the community
12fda0 No.7475
>>7474
Nothing in the current area interests you.
41895a No.7477
12fda0 No.7478
>>7477
You're not sure if taking things that are supposed to be incorporeal, and abstract would have any consequences.
3576ba No.7479
>>7478
Ask the villagers if there is anything worth looting
12fda0 No.7480
>>7479
They say that supplies are delivered through cargo ship, they only formed a community recently, and don't exactly have a monetary structure yet.
92b2e9 No.7481
>>7480
Ask the villagers how they pay for the supplies from the cargo ship if they don't have a monetary system.
12fda0 No.7482
>>7481
The one person that has money of course!
176057 No.7484
>>7482
Ask to be introduced to that one person.
26f157 No.7489
>>7484
name: Janny Jazzbeast
age: 22
gender: male
3576ba No.7493
>>7489
Challenge him to duel for his money
a586d9 No.7495
26f157 No.7496
>>7493
>>7495
You cannot express any aggression to that guy, you don't think anyone can.
f54f78 No.7497
>>7496
Challenge him to a contest of wits, then.
26f157 No.7498
>>7497
That unfortunately won't work either, Janny has figured out that no matter what you pick, your hand will always sloop into "Paper", so he picks Scissors every time knowing this.
3dab70 No.7499
>>7498
Damn. Try asking for some stock tips instead.
26f157 No.7500
>>7499
Yes, Janny has many tips stocked up, it's basically a surplus, he didn't even know you were a waitress now!
271ba9 No.7501
>>7500
What would Janny like in exchange for all of his tips?
26f157 No.7502
>>7501
He only asks that you use this money responsibly, and do something productive and meaningful with it.
271ba9 No.7503
>>7502
Agreed. Thank Janny, take the money, and skedaddle.
26f157 No.7504
>>7503
Alright, but where should she skedaddle to, and what should she use with her money?
62cf0c No.7505
>>7504
The nearest pub. Beer.
26f157 No.7506
>>7505
You've always wondered what it would be like to own a tavern, but you don't think you'll get a lot of business when you're set up on a floating island in the middle of space.
bbea07 No.7507
>>7506
Use what's left of the money to hire a tug to pull the floating island closer to a main spaceway.
dc60bb No.7508
>>7507
It should be known that tugs are only useful at sea, and that floating islands a set in place at all times anyway.
3576ba No.7509
>>7508
Barter with space dragons to move your floating islands.
dc60bb No.7510
>>7509
When I said floating islands are set in place at all times, I meant it, lands can only be moved by switching with other lands, this wasn't a responsible choice at all, we could either try a marketing strategy, or reload to when you first got the money.
780a37 No.7511
>>7510
Viral marketing. Start some stuff on Spacebook.
2b12db No.7512
>>7511
Start billing the cafe as a homey shop out of the way to attract tourists.
780a37 No.7514
>>7512
Build an add-on and advertise as a bed and beerkfast.
dc60bb No.7515
>>7511
>>7512
>>7514
You've decided to switch from beer to a cafe(you also sell cake, because you can't spell 'cafe' very well, so visitors won't be let down by the sign).
You have also installed a bed, and some kitchen supplies on another island.
b6bd68 No.7520
>>7515
Watch the money roll in.
dc60bb No.7526
>>7520
There's is tiny dimensional portal behind the Cafe, that has money come out of it, but you're not sure from where.
c107c3 No.7528
>>7526
Stick a periscope in the portal and see what's on the other side.
3576ba No.7530
>>7526
Stick a miniature flag in it and claim it as your sovereign territory.
dc60bb No.7532
>>7528
>>7530
It doesn't seem to be working, you think it's a one-way portal.
3576ba No.7533
>>7532
See what happens when you block the exit.
7e9886 No.7534
>>7533
It appears to simply allocate the money to the rightmost position.
705c38 No.7535
>>7534
Use the money to buy a wallet big enough to hold the money.