First Quest, don't hate me nig/qu/s. (might do a small tinge of hatred for me cockteasing you last time)I'm ready to start this a bit today and a ton tomorrow. If I don't respond today I'll be on here for half the day tomorrow doing the quest.You a

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Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 22:11:30 023594 No.5567

First Quest, don't hate me nig/qu/s. (might do a small tinge of hatred for me cockteasing you last time)

I'm ready to start this a bit today and a ton tomorrow. If I don't respond today I'll be on here for half the day tomorrow doing the quest.

You are in a bar. It's the best fucking bar you've ever been in too. You also have no idea how you got here. So that'll be a problem later you guess. Right now some guy said he'd pay for everyone's tab and you're damn thirsty.

There's a ton of people here. The interesting ones at first glance are:

A man covered in bandages.
A man in a nice suit and a colorful Mohawk.
A group of four men each in different colored suits. One red, one green, one blue, one white.
A chick in a backless dress and wearing a massive iron helmet with circuits plugging into the dress from it.

Do you talk to them? Grab a drink? Probably both? In other words WAT DO????

BUT FIRST your name?
Also choose the two best suited for you.
>You’re ripped or at least you work out. Strength
>You're smart, damn smart. Intelligence
>You've always felt a strong connection with the strange and unknown. Weirdness
>You're as stubborn as a mule and never change your mind. Mental Fortitude
>You're in a pub, so of course you can drink! You can also take a good punch to the face. Constitution
>No one ever counts you out and you always pick yourself up. Willpower
>Your limber and sneaky. Maybe you took up yoga? Dexterity
>You've got quite a silver tongue. Cunning
>Something else that I can’t even begin to think of. Write In

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 02:24:22 b21046 No.5569

>>5567
>>Something else that I can’t even begin to think of. Write In
We're exceedingly attractive.
>You've always felt a strong connection with the strange and unknown. Weirdness

>BUT FIRST your name?
Calypso.

We'll go and see the four men.

The Poet!!kglhZTGESM 04/09/15 (Thu) 05:31:02 11723a No.5573

>>5567

Agree with >>5569 for Calypso, But choosing Cunning and Intelligence. No good having looks if you are dumb as a brick and can't talk convincingly worth a shit.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 05:34:51 8092e9 No.5574

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5573
This, but I'd still go with the name Gregor.

Let the dice decide.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 05:42:14 ace8cc No.5575

>>5569
Seems good to me, seconded.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:00:10 f23eb7 No.5576

>>5569
Supporting

The Poet!!kglhZTGESM 04/09/15 (Thu) 06:29:44 11723a No.5577

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5573
Rolling for name and traits

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 11:26:04 82e25b No.5578

>>5567
Weird and lucky.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 15:01:04 f23eb7 No.5584

>>5574
>>5577
What the fuck are you guys rolling for?

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 15:02:56 8092e9 No.5585

>>5584
For the name. We both agree on the traits.

The Poet!!kglhZTGESM 04/09/15 (Thu) 15:31:31 25cb7e No.5590

>>5584, >>5574
>Because fuck you that's why. I liked the name Calypso (and female) and anon liked Gregor (male). Also, gregor won the roll, so I'm supporting his post now.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 18:44:21 d468a1 No.5593

>>5585
>>5590
You guys are pretty fucking weird.

Whatever I guess, seconding >>5569

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 21:54:41 343232 No.5598

>>5597
>Am I right with my beliefs?
No.

See:>>5593 >>5575 >>5576 >>5569
4 For Calypso. Gregor had 2 votes.

Bartender 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:00:41 023594 No.5599

>>5598
alright was confused, everyone was flippy floppy.

So Calypso and Weirdness and Good Looks right?

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:05:37 5bb73c No.5600

>>5599
Yup

Bartender 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:27:52 023594 No.5601

>>5600

OK SO

Calypso
Weirdness and Good Looks

Either way you approach the four men and you notice that they're bickering between each other. Each has a sort of…well not aura around them but that's about the closest word you've got to describe them.

Nearly immediately though they stop the bickering to all look at you. The red suited man carries himself like an angry impatient king with a body heat that makes you sweat; the green smells of vegetables and dirt and is barely participating in the bickering mostly just yelling how much he hates the three others; the blue is calm but is quickly becoming irate his body going from fluid quick movements to rapid ones; the white is energetic and flails around with his gestures as he argues.

The blue one asks you, "Are you worthy? Then show us."

> "Worthy of what?"
> "What do you want me to do?"
> Write in.

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:39:03 005b22 No.5602

>>5601
>> "What do you want me to do?"

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/09/15 (Thu) 22:46:34 023594 No.5604

>>5601

They all turn to each other and then huddle.

The blue one comes forward, "We've decided we'll each put up a challenge and you will choose one to prove your worth. For mine it will be a drinking contest."

The red one speaks up, unbridled passion in his voice, "And for ME you'll have to prove your worth on the stage!" He points to the small stage with assorted instruments in the bar, "Whoever gets the most applause and pussy wins!" He let's out a cocky laugh.

The green one just clears his throat hushing the other three, "For me it is easy. Fight me, win you're worthy of a great gift lose and I'll take something to prove my conquest."

For a few seconds his words settle with no one talking then the White one speaks up, "I'll be less morbid than him. It is true though, if you win we'll let you answer a question that's plagued us for centuries (probably more we're bad with memory and all). Then we gift you something, maybe teach you a bit. For me though you get to beat me in a foot race. You won't but I might as well put it out there."

> Choose
> Walk away like a bitch

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 14:32:54 8092e9 No.5610

>>5604
Take up the Red Suit's challenge.

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 14:42:51 4a8bf1 No.5611

>>5610
agreed. If all else fails, we can probably leverage our looks somehow.

The Poet!!kglhZTGESM 04/10/15 (Fri) 15:53:21 cd65e3 No.5613

>>5604
>>5610
>>5611
Thirding red's challenge. Use our body as the instrument, do burlesque or something. Hijack his performance if we can XD

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:00:29 023594 No.5616

>>5604
The Red suit cackles as you take him up on his offer. "Sure you can beat ME!? I'm passion unhinged and you…you're just some statue-esque girl, the good looking never have passion!"

He gets on the stage and picks up a flute. His body language shows him as cocky, head raised and a smile widening on his lips. He brings his mouth to the flute and starts what you could only explain as thrash flute music. Each time he goes to the flute it seems like just random noises setup in perfect sync to each other, then he pulls away and screams some lyrics with such a passion, such a fire, that you're entranced. This goes on for three or so minutes and then he says to you in front of the entire crowd, "Alright do better!"

Then he laughs.

> Explain what you're performance will be, then roll 2d6

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:21:55 45e8d9 No.5617

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

>>5616
Best of three?

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:22:50 023594 No.5618

>>5617
Yea

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:23:29 45e8d9 No.5619

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)

>>5618
>>5616

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:23:42 45e8d9 No.5620

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>5616
Last roll

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 19:24:26 023594 No.5621

You've gotta tell me what your perfomance is first off guys

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:05:39 45e8d9 No.5622

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>5621
Tasteful dancing to show off our curvy hips and breasts before slowly moving into blatant seduction

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:23:07 8092e9 No.5623

>>5622
Probably this, but utilise our internal weirdness as well to come up with some weird and entrancing moves as well.

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:33:27 023594 No.5624

>>5616
The crowd is buzzed on beer and entertainment so they're just pleased to see another person on stage. You shout to the pubs paid piano player and you're entirely sure he can't hear you (he does have a space helmet on) but he gives a thumbs up and plays a sexy little song. You start to get in the groove and notice, bizarrely for the first time, a pole protruding out of the stage. You grab it, the piano is playing loud and slow, and you just get into it. A state of mind maybe? Perhaps drugs? Either way by the time you're done strutting your body for all to see you feel at one point invigorated and another point tired as hell.

The people burst out clapping, a few whistle for more.Even with all this though you just barely "beat" him. To be perfectly honest you just couldn't see yourself beating him when you got on that stage and as it ends you're entirely sure you couldn't have possibly "beat him" but you did as his wide smile and thumbs up show.

The group settles in after Red shakes your hand.

Blue speaks up, "Alright so you've passed our game. Now do you think you can answer our question?""

You smile, a bit cocky from your little show, "I think I have to be right? I'm "worthy" after that stunt like you said."

They all smile, Green speaks, "Then answer the question. Which of us is greatest? Who deserves to rule the cosmos?"

>What
>The
>Fuck
>Answer
>Write In

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:36:13 45e8d9 No.5625

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

>>5624
"I am!"

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 20:43:16 023594 No.5627

>>5624
They look around. Green is angry, Red is laughing, Blue just covers his face with his hands, and White joins Red in the laughter.

Blue speaks up, "Well if you want to rule we've gotta either teach you a few things or kill you. What makes you worthy above each of us?"

With that Green stands and you can see his body turn to stone with a few trees growing around him, Red lays back and spontaneously sets himself on fire, Blue just turns to water, and White lazily floats above the ground still laughing.

"What can you do?"

>Answer
>Run

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:42:34 45e8d9 No.5629

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>5627
>>Answer
"I can recognize each of your strengths and weaknesses, your powers and faults, while you all can only bicker with one another, the one to rule must be fair and equal to all, even if their own abilities may be lacking!"

Bartender!kZ8pWajXzA 04/10/15 (Fri) 21:52:18 023594 No.5630

>>5629
The Red falls to the floor laughing while white just keeps hovering upwards.

Green roars, "I'll kill you! You think this is a joke? That you can treat us like trash?! Why you-"

He's cut off when Blue says, "She's right. I mean she might not be right but she's right." He sits and ponders while Green goes red with anger.

"Alright only way I can think is fair if you take a year to understand each of us and then answer the question again. If you actually, and this is binding, think you're best suited you get the job. Ruler of us four. If you think the best is Joe Shmo then yep ruler of us four. If you think it's one of us then yep."

Green composes himself and grabs White back to his seat. "This is important you two."

Blue smiles and finishes, "So shake my hand and agree to this. For one year you'll be our head then you have to truthfully answer the question yet again. Shake and choose, who will be your first guide? Could get you killed but if you're interested…we're interested." He smiles again, his smiles aren't…warm. They're kind of predatory like he knows more than you at every point. Like you'll never be able to out think him no matter what and if he wanted to he could trap you for years and let you starve without one moments glance at morality.

As I said….his smiles aren't warm.

>Do you accept? Whose your first guide?

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 22:00:14 45e8d9 No.5631

>>5630
"It's a nice offer, I'll go on and think about it in the future."