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Wake up in Japan Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 00:37:03 db39c6 No.7032

You wake up in Japan; the air smells like rice and your head aches. You can't remember where you were last, or how long you were out, but you knew you needed to return home as quickly as possible, before you fall prey to earthquakes, radiation poisoning or dragons. What do you do next?

Do you ask Large Japanese Man for his guidance?

Do you smash the Gong of Repentance?

Do you follow the path?

Or do you stray from these options to find your own way home?

Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 00:40:48 f51f76 No.7033

Go home

Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 00:56:56 63e0ad No.7034

If we're lost in Japan, which I'm assuming is feudal Japan, that means we've probably gotten here by magical means.

The only solution is repeatedly smashing that gong.

Anonymous 09/29/15 (Tue) 06:26:55 2894f3 No.7038

>>7032

Bang the gong rhythmically. Give the Large Japanese Man something to tap his foot to.

Anonymous 09/30/15 (Wed) 02:26:04 db39c6 No.7054

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Upon smashing the sacred gong, Large Japanese Man emits a powerful howl to be heard for miles around, or several hundreds of thousands of grains of rice as per the local system of measurement; besides this, nothing especially interesting happens. He bows solemnly and sips from his bowl of sake, before standing.

"DOSUKOI!" he rumbles, clearly thoroughly pleased at your banging of the percussion instrument. "Kimi wa boku no taiyo da ze."

It is quickly made apparent that this idiot cannot speak English. Reaching such a language barrier, you must find another way to communicate if you would like to express your predicament with LJM. What will you do?

Anonymous 09/30/15 (Wed) 02:33:42 63e0ad No.7055

>>7054

Quickly, we must bow, and make babbling noises. He will interpret it as us being sad and needing help.

Anonymous 09/30/15 (Wed) 12:46:39 69102a No.7060

>>7055

We should consider speaking slowly, at an elevated volume. I've heard that helps in situations like these.

Anonymous 10/02/15 (Fri) 06:15:56 fc3d2b No.7089

>>7054

We must quickly do 3 things.

1. Get a cold. That will allow us to make the throaty noises required.

2. Get constipated. That will allow us to make the strained, almost wheezing noises required.

3. Get amnesia. Start throwing out random sounds, alternating between normal, throaty and strained pronunciations.

If we do these we will blend in perfectly and not look like a filthy gaijin.