"Varq is the 2nd largest major forest in Ofrana. Common fauna include goombas, koopas, swoopers, and the occasional monty mole. It is surrounded by 4 towns: Harthwaite to the south-east, Lerwick to the north-east, Hollyhead to the north-west, and Fortraare to the south-west.
Harthwaite is mostly home to toads. It's a nice place to live, with a kind atmosphere.
Lerwick is populated mainly by dayzees. I haven't been there many times, but the town certainly has a relaxing aura surrounding it. It's quite out of the way.
Hollyhead is inhabited almost entirely by monty moles. They like to dig for valuable ore under the nearby mountain. The townsfolk there aren't very social, generally.
Fortraare is home to the strong and rich. The people there can be quite rude! One day I'd like to buy a good badge from the badge shop there, but I just don't have the money.
Anyway, where are you from, guy?"