You grunt, shoving the farmer from the wagon, requiring no small effort on your part. Taking control of the wagon you begin to sing as you urge the horse forward.
"Ooooooh!
Don't come inside my den!
It's cold and damp and dark!
Inside I hide, my little hole
Where it's cold and damp and dark!
Spiders, rocks, and mold
Where it's cold and damp and dark!
Id sell my soul for gold!
Where it's cold and damp and dark!
I sold my soul for gold!
Whheeeere it's cold and damp and dark!"
Your mood brightens substantially, and you continue to sing quite loudly.
You have traveled a good distance, and it will be dark soon. The hills have slowly given way to a smoother terrain. Every mile or two there is a cottage, usually surrounded by fields of crops.
Squatting in the distance you can see a little hamlet. The road goes straight through it, so unless you are going to turn around you will at least have to pass through.
You look around and spot a tiny human sitting on his porch maybe 30 yards away. You realize a moment later that it's one of their ugly little younglings…. The little bastard is staring right at you, a frown on his face.
You may use up to two actions this turn.
>On to the hamlet.
>Make a face at the child. (1d20)
>Stop the wagon. Approach the child and call out to him. (1d20)
>Turn around. Go back the way you came.
>Other (specify)