34f2fc No.97[Last 50 Posts]
>On this day, a youth will begin their career as an adventurer, what is their name, and gender?
a42278 No.100
Janny
Male
a42278 No.102
34f2fc No.103
>>102Janny is awake now, although he is currently lacking in clothing, what shall he do?
a42278 No.104
>>103try to open the drawer with his feet assuming he has no arms
34f2fc No.107
>>104As fun as it is to open drawers with his feet, Janny decides to open the drawer with his clawed hands, what is his preferred outfit?
a42278 No.108
>>107Why a jumpsuit of course
34f2fc No.109
>>108Janny is now wearing a jumpsuit, he also conveniently found 2000 money points in the pocket, where should he go to get prepared for adventuring?
a42278 No.110
34f2fc No.111
>>110The closet contains a Gene Extractor(lv. 1), which can be used to absorb gene samples from enemy monsters to use in mutation, and a Shovel(lv. 1), which can be used to Excavate.
a42278 No.112
>>111The phallic object please
34f2fc No.138
>>112Since that's not very specific, Janny decides to add both items to his inventory.
6c643d No.162
34f2fc No.164
>>162Janny examines the fridge, what should he eat?
6c643d No.167
>>164Open the fridge and look inside for meats, cheeses, etc. Disregard greens.
34f2fc No.170
>>167Eating meat has increase your Attack by 2, eating the cheese has increased your Defense and Wisdom by 1 each, and eating the etc. has increased your Willpower by 5.
6c643d No.174
>>170Look for any remaining food to pack. You'll need supplies for adventures.
34f2fc No.175
>>174Before you head out of town you should look for something/someone that can be helpful on your quest.
1cdbba No.178
>>175go to the local pub because there's always something useful there
34f2fc No.182
>>178Janny decides to spend his time at the pub, all he can do now is wait for one of his friends to get here.
ecd3d2 No.184
order drink
34f2fc No.197
>>184Janny decides to order another drink, but he cannot use it until his "Drunk" wears off nine phases from now.
a42278 No.253
>>197lick the robotic bartender
34f2fc No.272
>>253Janny attempts to lick the bartender, however his accuracy is set to 1 while "Drunk", he is unable to lick the bartender.
9b32c9 No.273
>>272Dear mother of god, that tongue.
Autofellate until a friend arrives.
d913e6 No.274
>>272Can the bartender talk? Ask him about his features.
75651e No.286
>>272Attempt to do a drunken dance until friends arrive!
34f2fc No.288
>>286>>274>>273While most of that happens, one of Janny's friends is about to wake up, what is their name, gender, and race(see:
>>101)?
75651e No.289
>>288Vunny Version 2.0: Robot
75651e No.290
34f2fc No.291
>>290>>289Vanny is now awake, what will s/he do?
75651e No.292
>>291Hover over to the robo fridge and drink the morning robo-milk (oil?) or whatever it is adorable robots do after they wakeup!
34f2fc No.295
>>292Vanny attempts to drink the Robot Milk, but to no avail, robots cannot eat food, and like equipment, they use durability instead of health, Vanny now realizes that Robot Milk is basically a scam.
75651e No.298
>>295That's heartbreaking! The revelations!
Heartbreakingly try and find the bar where Vanny's friend is waiting, but get lost in an adorable fashion along the way!
34f2fc No.299
>>298Well, this certainly isn't the pub, Vanny is in some sort of dark forest, we're not even sure this location has a name, what should we name this new location?
75651e No.300
>>299ROBOT LAND begin uprooting all the trees in the name of glorious robotic trees
34f2fc No.301
>>300That apparently wasn't a very good idea, now your inventory is filled with Dark Trees, and you haven't even made a dent in Robot Land's foliage.
75651e No.304
>>301Dang, Robot Land will have to wait; perhaps we can use the dark trees as a sort of divining rod to find Vanny's way to the pub?
34f2fc No.305
>>304Vanny uses the 23 dark trees, and they become integrated into his/her being.
75651e No.307
>>305We have to find the pub; our friend is waiting!
Perhaps we can fashion the integrated trees into a crude GPS system?
Though something tells me this will only get us more lost.
34f2fc No.309
>>307Vanny decides to just head to the pub, and it would appear that Janny's "Drunk" has almost worn off, what is this pub called anyway?
75651e No.311
"No alcoholics Allowed!"
34f2fc No.312
>>311That is a very ironic name for a pub.
>Janny has gotten over his drunkenness! 75651e No.313
>>312Shouldn't we be asking for useful information or something?
34f2fc No.315
>>313The bartender states that there's currently two quests available, one in town square, and one in Robot Land.
75651e No.316
>>315>Robot Land WE WERE JUST THERE awesome.
I hope the quest isn't to discover who has been trying to chop down all the trees.
Janny cannot know that Vanny is the culprit 34f2fc No.317
>>316Janny and Vanny head to Robot Land, it seems that a Wizard want some Chaos Herbs from the deeper part of the forest, however there are several monsters there.
75651e No.321
>>317This sounds like a job for heroes!
Janny and Vanny should accept!
Janny should give Vanny his shovel so he can excavate and integrate and maybe use as a weapon. Then Janny can use the gene extractor on the defeated monsters and get monster body-weapons.
To the deeper part of the forest!
34f2fc No.322
>>321After Janny gives the Shovel(lv. 1) to Vanny, they encounter A Pudding Slime, and Cheesecake Slime, it's Janny and Co.'s turn, what shall they do?
75651e No.323
Attempt to talk the slimes into letting them extract their genetic material and joining their righteous cause!
34f2fc No.325
>>323You have recruited Vanilla Slime(green), and Cheesecake Slime(red), you have obtained 2 "Gelatinous Body", "SP Up 4", and "Atk Up 5" using the Gene Extractor. What are the two slimes' names?
75651e No.328
Obviously Ser Humphrey & Cheesy
d2f892 No.331
>>325>>328nonono call them Dakkaone and Dakkatwo
34f2fc No.332
>>328>>331Ser Humphrey Dakkaone, and Cheesy Dakkatwo have joined Janny's team, they are both monster characters, and since they're slimes, they can be used as equipment.
75651e No.333
>>332>they can be used as equipmentmother of god, this is getting interesting.
Slime armor and slime…. wait would that even provide any benefit?
34f2fc No.335
>>333Humphrey becomes a Slime Whip(+5 Speed), and Cheesy becomes a Slime Cap(+5 Defense).
d2f892 No.336
>>335Venture deeper into the forest
d2f892 No.343
>>335Plz don't die :( This thread is great
75651e No.352
>>335Waiting for epic continuation
34f2fc No.370
Janny gathers the Chaos Herbs as requested.
d2f892 No.371
>>370Can the gene extractor be used on the herbs?? Also, can Humphrey and Cheesy turn back into their normal state?
34f2fc No.374
>>371The Slimes turn back to normal, Janny's stats go back to what they were before.
7999e6 No.376
>>374Best not keep that wizard waiting. bring back the herbs, but be vigilante.
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34f2fc No.379
>>376Janny gives the Chaos Herbs to the Wizard, he receives 500 money points as a reward.
d2f892 No.380
>>374I didn't mean actually do it… Oops
34f2fc No.381
>>380Janny already has his Body, and Legs occupied with a Jumpsuit, that leaves his arms, head, and weapon, which slime should he equip to which location.
7999e6 No.382
>>381Red slime shield
Green slime whip
d2f892 No.383
>>381Double slime power fists.
34f2fc No.384
>>382Oops, it would seem that both slimes are trying to take up the Weapon Slot, Beastfolk can only equip a single one handed weapon.
7999e6 No.385
>>384hmm in that case
lets go with
>>383 green slime boots and red slime power fist
d2f892 No.386
>>384Jelly shoes for extra jump/dex or whatever, and a whip
d2f892 No.389
>>385Whip would be cooler, you could do some sweet fuken Indiana Jones shit like grappling abound and stuff.
7999e6 No.391
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>>389aiight i redact my vot for the Fist weapon, Keep them speedy boots though
d2f892 No.392
>>391Yeah, the boots are cool
34f2fc No.394
>>391Janny is now geared up with two slimes.
7999e6 No.395
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>>394eh, itll do for now, lets keep moving.
34f2fc No.398
>>395The other quest was back at the park in Town, what was the town's name?
7999e6 No.401
34f2fc No.402
>>401Janny runs into a dwarven figther, he feels down, because he has feelings for that girl off in the distance.
a536ce No.410
>>402Go talk to that girl in the distance. Offer help when needed.
34f2fc No.427
>>410Upon close examination, Janny discovers that the girl of the Dwarf's affection is a Lich, you explain the situation to her, she says that she has considered it, but she's worried how her family would feel about her having a living boyfriend.
75651e No.433
>>427Kill the dwarf! Problem solved and love can go on! :D
34f2fc No.434
>>433Janny doesn't think that would solve the problem, right now there a living person and a living dead person, if we kill the Dwarf, that would leave a dead person and a living dead person, try to think this out more clearly.
a42278 No.435
>>434Request an audience with the family
6fa09f No.437
I want to make this work. What if we convinced the lich to raise the dead dwarf as her undead boyfriend?
>>435or… yeah I guess we could do that.
75651e No.438
>>437Or maybe bring the lich back to life using… the power of love?
75651e No.441
>>440Explain to the scary lich dad (big bro?) and the adorable lich mama that love can conquer all!
a42278 No.442
>>440Threaten them with love
6fa09f No.443
Have Vanny sneak up behind the scary lich guy and try to steal some bones for integration!
He'll be none the wiser while Janny uses cliche'd talking points to sway their unholy minds!
34f2fc No.444
>>441The Father Lich tells Janny of the Archangel Elixer, if if finds it, his daughter will become a human, and sacrifice immortality for love, however, if Janny fails to find it by the end of the week, he shall perish, such is the cost for daring to love a Lich.
75651e No.445
6fa09f No.446
>>444We were born for this my friends; better tell the dwarven fighter what's going on so he'll help.
a42278 No.447
Isn't the dwarf a necrophiliac? Would he really want a live human?
75651e No.448
>>447Oh crap, that's a good point. Have we checked his pulse?
34f2fc No.449
>>445>>446Janny enlists the Dwarven Fighter, he probably should have told the Father Lich that the Dwarf was the one in love with his daughter, and not him, so where should they look first?
a42278 No.451
>>449Ask the daughter lich for information on the elixer
6fa09f No.453
>>449> he probably should have told the Father Lich that the Dwarf was the one in love with his daughter, and not himHaha, oh yeah.
Let's try the pub! All Alcoholics aloud?
34f2fc No.454
>>451>>453The Archangel Elixer could be anywhere, so Janny is most likely boned, so they decide to check out "All Alcoholics aloud?", this place is clearly meant for rich people almost everything is out of your price range!
75651e No.457
hey wait a second… isn't that the elixir?
We have enough things to buy it!
Therefore we should try to steal it!
7a2d05 No.459
>>457is that patron on the end for $10?? get two of that.
302f4f No.461
Steal the elixir while the bartenders back is turned.
34f2fc No.478
>>459You just need the one, what now?
>>461Janny suspects that this bartender is just a cardboard cutout.
a42278 No.479
no adventuring to steal the heart of the lich and ntr the dwarf…
a94691 No.482
In that case, STEAL EVERYTHING.
a94691 No.483
And after that, have the robot sample that shit and see what happens.
a94691 No.484
And by that i mean sample the potion.
34f2fc No.488
>>482Janny cannot steal from inanimate objects, he doesn't even have an Item Snatcher.
>>483Robots cannot eat or drink anything, so you end up wasting it, and having to purchase another one.
ecd3d2 No.534
sleep
34f2fc No.536
>>534The party cannot sleep, because there are no Beds in the current area.
a42278 No.538
>>536double back to the family after purchasing the elixer
34f2fc No.540
>>538Janny heads back to the Lich Family after he already bought the Elixir twice, also the Dwarf is the thing, and not him.
064432 No.546
>>540Suprise attack and make father drink it
34f2fc No.553
>>546This plan clearly wasn't very well thought out, but somethings happening.
626d2e No.568
>>553Quick! Trip the dwarf and run!
34f2fc No.604
>>568That doesn't appear to be necessary, the Lich has become a human, and her class is now Warlock for some reason.
She decides to go live with the Dwarf Fighter, she always wanted to see the inside of a traditional Dwarf cottage, taste traditional Dwarf steakwich, and have her time making love using the traditional Dwarf technique.
You should probably leave as well, hanging out at a Lich's domain doesn't sound like a good idea, strangely enough.
ecd3d2 No.667
>>604Ask lich to teach you magic
a42278 No.679
>>604ask the lich to teach janny his ways
34f2fc No.712
>>667>>679It appears than he has imparted a map of some sort to Janny.
ab1c12 No.719
34f2fc No.720
>>719It appears to be written in ancient Lich tongue, but it can be translated, what does the location's name translate into?
ab1c12 No.739
>>720Action Park/Witchyworld Park Merge Grand Opening.
34f2fc No.740
>>739This place seems odd, what now?
ab1c12 No.742
>>740Find Madame Grunty and see if she knows anything about how to obtain lich powers. Maybe attempt to talk to the snakes in the water rides along the way, one of them may or may not be that one giant snake from Banjo-Tooie and be willing to give you info in exchange for.. something.
34f2fc No.743
>>742This entire place seems to be deserted, Janny sees something on the ground in this tent.
ab1c12 No.745
>>743Whatever's on the ground in the tent, pick it up and look at it to see what it is.
34f2fc No.767
>>745It appears to be black shirt button, it looks like there's something inscribed on it.
0b58c3 No.769
34f2fc No.772
>>769That's an unusual symbol, it's probably not important.
0b58c3 No.773
>>772Take button, if nothing else you could use it for a shirt someday
34f2fc No.774
>>773Well this place is very boring and uneventful, where should Janny go now?
0b58c3 No.780
>>774Spin the colourful wheel
34f2fc No.783
>>780Janny thinks this is correct.
b0538a No.787
>>783Figure out why the park got abandoned; look for some clues in it.
34f2fc No.793
>>787What, did someone say something? Janny is a little mesmerized by the spinning wheel right now.
b0538a No.795
>>793As Janny is mesmerized by the lights, he begins to hallucinate, and his mind begins to see the park as not abandoned anymore, during the day before it was abandoned…
34f2fc No.801
>>795Janny IS THE LIGHTS, MAN!
15e56d No.802
>>801The lights suddenly vanish. He is whisked back in time to the day before the park was abandoned for good.
34f2fc No.805
>>802THE LIGHTS HAVE FILLED JANNY WITH POWER AND ENLIGHTENMENT, WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN NEXT!!
15e56d No.806
>>805Now, only his lighted body is the light he sees at the moment. Surely there are more lights on in this park now that he's in a time in which it wasn't abandoned, but he just can't see them from here.
34f2fc No.809
>>806YES, JANNY KNOWS WHAT MUST BE DONE, HE'S OFF!
Well that just happened, you are Vanny 2.0 now, you've decided to hold onto all of Janny's possessions in his absence, what should s/he do now?
15e56d No.810
>>809Look around the past park, possibly talk to the snakes in the water rides as said before.
34f2fc No.814
>>810Vanny cannot travel back in time at the moment, but s/he'll see if there's anything in the river.
Oops, s/he fell in.
Janny is doing who knows what, and Vanny is stuck in a river.
If all the main characters are out of commission at the time, all we can do is introduce a new main character, what should their name, gender, and race be?
ab1c12 No.816
>>814Their name is Chirple. They are a female BirdFeatherPubian with purple birdfeatherpubes.
34f2fc No.826
>>816I'm not sure what that is, so I just made her a demi human, demi humans can use the power of nature, to turn miscellaneous objects into weapons and armor, Chirple has finished her training, what shall she do?
ab1c12 No.828
>>826Wash her featherpubes as mandated by the featherpubian government every morning after training.
ab1c12 No.838
>>837Indeed. And necessary for maintaining the pride of Featherpubetopia. Now go head off to your marriage arranged by the featherpubian goverment. You didn't forget it was today, did you?
34f2fc No.845
>>838According to your hand computer, you're not getting married today, as a matter of fact, you're not getting married at all, as a matter of fact, Featherpubetopia isn't a country at all, it's your screen name, the thought of marriage hasn't exactly crossed your mind for some time.
Uh….
ab1c12 No.847
>>845Fly after the light and get married to it.
34f2fc No.850
>>847…….
Yeah, you don't see that happening, whatever that is, it's clearly moving faster than light(scientifically known as "Ludicrous Speed").
ab1c12 No.851
>>850Give your featherpubes a light scratch while making your way over to rescue some other demihumans from a demihuman trafficking group.
34f2fc No.858
>>851Regular bathing kind of apparently prevents BOTH of those issues, you decide to equip your Stump Hammer.
ab1c12 No.859
>>858OP you're just being cruel now. How on earth would regular bathing prevent demihuman trafficking?
34f2fc No.860
>>859Because no one wants a CLEAN demihuman, there is absolutely no satisfaction if there isn't at least some of their natural musk on them.
ab1c12 No.861
>>860but that is created during sex anyway
Yet at the same time… HEY WAIT. YOU SAID THERE WAS NOT BIRDPUBETOPIAN GOVERMENT AFTER ALL.
THUS, NOT ALL DEMIHUMANS WASH, AND THERE IS CERTAINLY TRAFFICKING AFTER ALL. NOW GO SAVE THEM.
34f2fc No.862
>>861Yeah, I was messing with you guys the whole time, now to save the demihumans!
The demihuman trafficking operation is over, but Chirple now needs a new weapon, and it's gonna be pretty hard to replace something as powerful as a Stump Hammer.
ab1c12 No.868
>>862Ask the demihumans where she can find a better weapon.
a42278 No.870
>>862Make a weapon out of the demihumans' bones
34f2fc No.871
>>868>>870They're about 200 miles away from you, you recall something about focusing your energy, becoming one with nature, and answers come to you or something.
ab1c12 No.872
34f2fc No.877
>>872Chirple begins to focus…..
She now possesses a dagger made of grass, her speed is now incredibly high.
ab1c12 No.878
>>877Now focus enough to make yourself very light and skimpy clothes out of grass too for the sake of maximum speed/mobility.
34f2fc No.879
>>878Chirple cannot equip skimpy outfits, because she doesn't have a Lover, she instead makes a skin tight grass suit, it's surprisingly comfortable, the grass moves to accommodate her articulation.
ab1c12 No.880
>>879Find a suitable lover so that she may equip skimpy clothing.
34f2fc No.881
>>880Chirple can only form bonds with other player characters, and she has not yet been "formally" introduced to any other player character.
6c643d No.882
>>881Meditate about the weird light.
34f2fc No.883
>>882Janny, Janny, Janny, Janny, Janny ……
Who is Janny?
ab1c12 No.885
>>883Janny is meant to be your lover. Well, one of them anyway. Meditate about where he is.
34f2fc No.890
>>885Things are starting to look out of place, but if Chirple is to get to whoever Janny is, she has to find a single solitary plant in a small circle of dirt.
ab1c12 No.893
>>890Meditate as to where that might be.
34f2fc No.897
>>893It would seem that Chirple has snapped out of her meditation, she has apparently orgasmed a number of times while in the trance.
She decides to bathe in the hot spring again, something that she doesn't mind at all.
ab1c12 No.898
>>897Masturbate while she does so to make sure she's completely relieved herself so far.
34f2fc No.904
>>898…….. anyway, Chirple has finished resting, and now she has to find the plant, how should she start?
ab1c12 No.905
>>904Let her leaves guide her.
34f2fc No.911
>>905Chirple doesn't exactly know how that… oh, okay.
Chirple has heard a rumor about a strange being, what was their name, gender, and race?
ab1c12 No.918
>>911Tina, a female holstaurus.
34f2fc No.925
>>918Let's see if that's correct….
Apparently so. What now?
b0538a No.936
>>925Ask her to be a lover.
34f2fc No.937
>>936Chirple and Tina decide to go through a Lovers Event, someone should roll to see how well this turns out.
0b58c3 No.938
0b58c3 No.939
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>>937 34f2fc No.942
>>939It apparently went very well, Chirple and Tina are now Lovers, and their bond strength is at 24%.
7b239b No.943
>>942Finally manage to change your leaf clothing to be much skimpier for the sake of speed and giving your lover eye candy.
34f2fc No.944
>>943Now that that's been resolved, how exactly is Tina important to finding this Janny character?
7b239b No.945
>>944Her breasts are psychic.
34f2fc No.946
>>945Chirple tests this theory, and so far, Tina has only found grass, which isn't exactly hard to do in the middle of late spring/early summer.
ab1c12 No.947
>>946She saw where the glowing light went before she met you, then.
34f2fc No.949
>>947Well see if following the grass will have any significant….
Oh, this is a thing.
ab1c12 No.950
>>949Kiss the glowing thing right in front of Tina.
34f2fc No.957
>>950Not right now, it appears to be doing something.
ab1c12 No.961
>>957Kiss Tina instead while you wait for him to do whatever he is doing.
34f2fc No.962
>>961It would appear that he is planting a sapling, and imbuing it with a powerful force.
He seems to have lost his power, as if the task that demanded such power has been fulfilled.
ab1c12 No.964
>>962okay. NOW kiss him in front of tina.
34f2fc No.966
>>964Chirple moves in for the Lovers Event, time to roll for success.
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ab1c12 No.973
ab1c12 No.974
Shit, I keep messing up the roll. I don't know how many sides you want the die to be, so I chose 100.
ab1c12 No.975
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>>966 ab1c12 No.976
34f2fc No.980
>>975Strangely enough that worked, now the bonds are Chirple/Tina - 24%, and Chirple/Janny - 38%, would anyone like to roll again to see if Tina can get some of that?
ab1c12 No.986
>>980Okay,have Tina join in and bond with Janny too.
ab1c12 No.987
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>>980Okay,have Tina join in and bond with Janny too.
34f2fc No.999
>>987With such high numbers, I wonder why I keep doing this to myself.
……We should probably figure out what to do next.
ab1c12 No.1000
>>999Make your clothes even skimpier than before now that you have two mates, and ask Tina to do the same. And also ask Janny what he did to the plant.
34f2fc No.1001
>>1000Janny has no idea, he was high with color, it may or may not be important.
ab1c12 No.1002
>>1001Try pulling up the plant to see what happens. Tina gives Janny a piggyback ride while you do so.
34f2fc No.1003
>>1002It appears to be rooted in very good, you'd have an easier time tearing apart the entire planet it's rooted in, it's highly unlikely to be a new player character.
ab1c12 No.1004
>>1003All 3 of you go to adventure elsewhere while Janny asks Tina to dress even skimpier. Janny also begins wearing a single sock at the request of the two girls.
34f2fc No.1005
>>1004The three decide to adventure together, if it wasn't for the way the inventory system works, Chirple and Tina would be screwed pocket wise.
ab1c12 No.1007
>>1005The three of you stumble upon a young boy of about 10 trapped in a cage and dressed in royal clothing. With his sheltered upbringing, he has never seen girls dressed so skimpily before.
34f2fc No.1011
>>1007……….What exactly is going on?
ab1c12 No.1012
>>1011You quickly learn from the boy that he is the kidnapped prince of a foreign king. He demands to be let out of the cage and be embraced by the two females.
34f2fc No.1013
>>1012They're beginning to believe that he's just here out of marketability.
ab1c12 No.1014
>>1013try to help him get back overseas to his dad to see what kind of reward you get
34f2fc No.1015
>>1014Chirple does her best to get him back to his kingdom.
That was surprisingly fast, and marketable!
ab1c12 No.1016
>>1015… so much for turning that into a full adventure. Eh, whatever. Janny marries Chirple and Tina to celebrate though.
34f2fc No.1018
>>1016You're the best.
What will Janny do now that he has claimed a massive fortune, and is married to two beautiful women?
ab1c12 No.1019
>>1018Spend some of the money on an incredible honeymoon with both of them that involves gratuitous lewdity.
34f2fc No.1020
>>1019Yep, spending a Honeymoon at Luxuland was a good idea.
Wait, it looks like something washed ashore.
ab1c12 No.1022
>>1020What washed ashore? Pick it up.
ecd3d2 No.1023
>>1020It looks like its just a simple bottle. Prob best to ignore it and head back into the party for more lewdness.
34f2fc No.1025
>>1022>>1023It's Vanny! Janny knew he was overlooking something, let's go see how s/he's been doing.
ab1c12 No.1026
>>1025It turns out Vanny is a she, and asks to stay with him and his wives for a while. In the same bed as all of them.
34f2fc No.1027
>>1026….. Well, any final thoughts?
ab1c12 No.1028
>>1027Tina gets restless in the middle of the night and needs Janny to help milk her breasts. They're starting to hurt.
34f2fc No.1056
>>1028You do know that cows don't produce milk until after they've given birth, right? I think the same thing would apply to a Holstarus.
ab1c12 No.1073
>>1056Not for Holstauri, not really.
ab1c12 No.1076
>>1074Nothing seems to have changed with this picture.
a42278 No.1085
>>1027>>1074turns out it was all a dream
ab1c12 No.1087
>>1085Oh. Okay well, Janny wakes up to find out he has quickly impregnated all three girls.
34f2fc No.1125
>>1085>>1087Janny wakes up to discover that the girls are trapped in his dream zone!
and pregnant!
except Vanny!
because robots can only be impregnated by other robots, and androids!
ab1c12 No.1126
>>1125Oh no. Janny tries to go find an oneiromancer to help him with his new predicament while the other girls do some bonding with each other in his head while they wait.
ab1c12 No.1128
>>1127Offer to be her husband as payment for her solving your troubles.
34f2fc No.1129
>>1128She's technically done jack shit, let's rectify that for sec.
ab1c12 No.1130
>>1129Aight, if she actually succeeds in helping, change the offer to being her slave as well as her husband, too.
34f2fc No.1131
>>1130She'll have to discuss it later, she's expecting some college students, and if you stay, it might exceed the temple's "24 naked people at a time" policy, by two.
ab1c12 No.1132
>>1131Wait outside until they're done and then discuss it with her.
34f2fc No.1134
>>1132…………It's very clear that they are not finishing anytime soon, the party begins to wonder if Venture Quest has gained any "popularity", or has any "fans", how can they find that out?
ab1c12 No.1137
>>1134By kidnapping the Oreiromancer and asking her to figure it out for you. She seems quite wise, after all.
7b9384 No.1139
Acquire pants for Janny and a hat for Vanny. This would comply to the temple's rules of nude persons.
ab1c12 No.1179
>>1172She uses her powers to detect this image's existence.
34f2fc No.1204
>>1179>>1189……..
Venture Quest has officially gone viral.
ab1c12 No.1207
>>1204Okay. NOW Janny finally talks about offering to be both her slave and husband.
34f2fc No.1209
>>1207The marriage and enslavement go off without a hitch, Casey asks why she has to push a huge ass boulder with her bare hands, Janny says that it's a character building exercise, and that the boulder has a face, and it really creeps him out, so he'd like it to face the other way
ab1c12 No.1214
>>1209Ask her what kinds of lewd things she likes to do.
34f2fc No.1219
>>1214Yes, much better, that is clearly the friendlier of that boulder's two faces.
Casey has served the temple her whole life, so she never took the time to explore herself.
ab1c12 No.1223
>>1219Ask her if she would like help exploring her possible urges by using her abilities to visit you in your dreams much like a succubus and doing lewd things there.
34f2fc No.1224
>>1223Casey says that she can only remove impurities from your dream zone, not enter it.
ab1c12 No.1225
>>1224Imagine extremely lewd actions with her in your dreams and then ask her to take a look at them.
34f2fc No.1227
>>1225She says that's not necessary, she can feel the perversion emanating from you.
ab1c12 No.1228
>>1227Ask her what she is willing to do about it.
34f2fc No.1233
>>1228She senses unusual energies about you, did Janny happen to have a fluctuation in his chakras at any point?
ab1c12 No.1234
>>1233Oh yeah, that time with the ferris wheel. But c'mon, answer Janny's question.
34f2fc No.1239
>>1234OF COURSE! Janny must have planted seeds while he was in a trance, and now one of them is now resonating with him, clearly he must find the one admitting this orange energy, to find out why it's trying to contact him!
ab1c12 No.1241
>>1239.. is this another part where you just kinda continue the story and do whatever you decide to do regardless of what is said?
34f2fc No.1256
>>1241Well, if you want r34, go to Paheal or something, so what's a good name for a location?
ab1c12 No.1261
>>1256Rocksthataresecretlyaliveburg.
6a062d No.1266
>>1264Ask the big rock why your pants are suddenly pink.
34f2fc No.1273
>>1266Janny thought he was wearing a lavender jumpsuit, also those rocks are rocks.
ab1c12 No.1274
>>1273Oh. Well talk to the plant instead then.
34f2fc No.1282
>>1274The plant isn't talking directly, but it seems to be giving off some sort of vibe, what does it mean?
ab1c12 No.1283
>>1282It means the vibe is probably pure evil and you should slap its shit.
34f2fc No.1339
>>1283Janny attempts to slap the plant, grabbing the fruit that grew from it in the process, it appears to be exerting energy to another dimension, the influence it could have could either determine its entire fate, or probably just be an irrelevant gag. The plant has died after transferring the energy.
ab1c12 No.1343
>>1339Go ask Casey about it.
34f2fc No.1345
>>1343The Oracle says that if this power has left this dimension, it can be claimed by another "Quest Overseer" to use as they see fit, she says that all you can do, is see if the other plants have matured.
ab1c12 No.1346
>>1345Try to find the other plants.
34f2fc No.1354
>>1346To transfer the energy to other dimensions, Janny would have to find each plant, and remove the fruit they each bear, but which one should he go to next?
ab1c12 No.1356
>>1354Go after the WITH A SKIP AND A HOP plant first. If you don't understand, I meant the purple banana.
34f2fc No.1360
>>1356Janny recalls planting it in a tropical area, what was it called?
ab1c12 No.1361
34f2fc No.1382
>>1361Janny is now at Twintails Island, it's called that because there's a pair of tails jutting out of the ground, no one knows where they came from.
7b9384 No.1383
>>1382Touch Fluffy Tail [x]
d391e4 No.1388
>>1383Janny attempts to touch the tails, but they begin to spin wildly as he approaches them, Janny has no idea how this is physically possible.
ab1c12 No.1393
>>1388Grab them as they're spinning and see if it causes you to fly.
d391e4 No.1419
>>1393Janny miscalculated, and the tails send him across the island.
ab1c12 No.1420
d391e4 No.1428
>>1420Janny removes the fruit from the plant.
Just as before, its energy transfers to another dimension, and the plant expires.
ab1c12 No.1430
>>1428Take it and the other fruit to the fridge and store them there. Then go off to find the pineapple.
d391e4 No.1431
>>1430Janny stores the fruits in his fridge, if he remembers correctly, he'll find the magenta fruit at the same place he met Chirple and Tina.
ab1c12 No.1432
>>1431He tries heading back there.
d391e4 No.1457
>>1432It appears to have grown to massive size since you were last here.
ab1c12 No.1473
>>1457Tell the power in the fruit he's one hell of a guy.
d391e4 No.1540
>>1473>Janny: Hey, power inside of the plant, I think you're one hell of a guy.…………….
Janny believes that the power inside of the plant doesn't use mortal speech, or it doesn't like being identified as a male.
ab1c12 No.1548
>>1540Try calling it one hell of a gal instead.
d391e4 No.1549
>>1548Janny doesn't think that will work either, plants are hermaphrodites, and there aren't any real pronouns for them.
0b58c3 No.1561
>>1549Call it a fucking gymnosperm and rip it open. Time to claim its insides
a9ac79 No.1582
>>1573Go to all the other plants and draw straws in front of them to decide which fruit you pluck next.
d391e4 No.1594
>>1582Janny begins to wonder if a d5 is even a thing.
b0538a No.1605
>>1594Get the boat fruit.
d391e4 No.1610
>>1605Janny think this is a location where he planted something.
ca2e56 No.1611
>>1610Dig and see what happens.
d391e4 No.1623
>>1611Janny has found a gold nugget.
0b58c3 No.1631
d391e4 No.1632
>>1631Janny cannot eat materials, just food.
b0538a No.1635
>>1632Pound out the gold nugget to flatten it until you've built a solid gold tennis court.
d391e4 No.1637
>>1635Janny cannot build a tennis court outside of his hometown, and there are no contractors in the area.
ab1c12 No.1640
>>1637Okay, just save the gold nugget for later and look around some more.
d391e4 No.1657
>>1640Janny has found a dinosaur bone.
ab1c12 No.1677
>>1657Save it as a gift for Casey.
d391e4 No.1697
>>1677Janny has wrapped the dinosaur bone.
ab1c12 No.1698
>>1697Okay, find the fruit, then come back to Casey with the bone stuffed in your pants and make the archaeologist joke at her.
d391e4 No.1699
>>1698Janny sucks at making up jokes beforehand, he's more of an improv guy.
ab1c12 No.1729
>>1699Make an improv joke right now. Make it as loud as possible.
d391e4 No.1734
>>1729>giant grassy plain>tiny fruit>holes in the ground>dead plantAT LEAST THERE ISN'T ANY BUNNIES IN THE GENERAL AREA.
7b9384 No.2032
>>1734Go back to Casey with the bone stuffed in your pants.
8b9f4a No.2035
>>2032Janny attempts to store the bone inside of his pants, unfortunately, the pants' design makes it unsuitable for storage.
3b649a No.2697
3b649a No.2698
8b9f4a No.2799
>>2697The parcel contains a Dinosaur Bone.
>>2698The parcel contains a Dinosaur Bone.
827a0e No.3036
>>2799Eat the dinosaur bone.
9203f7 No.3046
>>2799Dig a very deep hole.
5e5234 No.3077
>>3036Janny's Defense increases by 10.
>>3046Janny is now in "The Dirt Layer"
841863 No.3264
>>3077Walk through cave
Engange anything we come across in combat
5e5234 No.3665
>>3269Wait what, wasn't that a gemstone before?
8c4876 No.3881
>>3665What's going on now, I'm not sure anymore.
875953 No.3892
……….
8c4876 No.3896
6ba704 No.4008
where their arms
361a45 No.4060
>>4008They are wherever they need to be, that's just how it is.
d82df6 No.4304
It seems that the gemstone is imbued with some sort of New Year's Eve powers.
Janny should make some New Year's resolution while holding it and see if anything happens.
4601ef No.4306
>>4304You're not actually sure what's going on, so you decide to just not care and take it anyway.
d82df6 No.4348
Dig further until we reach China.
acaf7a No.4349
>>4348That does NOT sound like a good idea, if you tunnel down as deep as possible, you'll either hit lava and melt to death, or fall through the bottom forever, you forget how it works; also who is China, is she a classy lady? you're pretty sure you've done enough polygamy for one quest already.
d82df6 No.4352
>>4349It is some strange land which supposedly exists in the East.
Let's explore the Dirt Layer further then, maybe we'll find something interesting.
acaf7a No.4355
>>4352You proceed down the underground trail, you think you sense a presence.
d82df6 No.4359
>>4355Break the Wall.
Acquire Chest.
acaf7a No.4362
>>4359You break down the dirt wall.
Target in sight…. wait, I don't think that's a chest.
d82df6 No.4364
>>4362I meant the Wall to Janny's right.
Anyway, I guess we should say hi to the mysterious… Daemonette?
acaf7a No.4427
>>4364This chest seems to have a special locking mechanism, it basically has a puzzle lock.
That person left already, she must have been a drifting spelunker, or archaeologist.
d82df6 No.4430
>>4427Well, let's try to solve the puzzle I guess?
acaf7a No.4452
>>4430Yeah, you've seen puzzles like this before, but you're not exactly sure what you're supposed to do to get the answer.
d82df6 No.4454
>>4452Let's take the chest with ourselves and follow the mysterious person.
03dd7b No.4457
>>4454It would seem that collecting the Chest caused its contents to jettison out of it, so you now have the chest, the lock, and its contents.
It appears to be a dead end, she must have left another way, or closed off the path somehow.
d82df6 No.4460
>>4457Let's equip the Sword and the green thing and go the other way.
4601ef No.4461
>>4460Janny proceeds down the hallway.
d82df6 No.4462
>>4461Inspect the purple slime thing.
03dd7b No.4463
>>4462It appears to be some sort of purple slime thing!
d82df6 No.5165
>>4463We should recall Humphrey and Cheesy to see if they can talk to their fellow slime thing.
After that, let's hope that some kind of plot-relevant event will occur that will be important enough to make a "Venture Quest 2" thread, because this one has hit the bumplimit ages ago.
a74cd7 No.5168
>>5165Alright, quest continued here:
>>5167