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 No.466

>tfw no gf

 No.469

We all know that feel.

 No.472

>>469
Ha if you'll excuse me I got weights to lift… natty gains to make and bitches to fuck. Stay back faggot.

 No.477

>>472
You can lift the weights but you can never lift away the emptiness…

 No.478

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 No.482

>>478
Deep

 No.487

>wanting a gf
fucking failed normies

 No.494

>>487
Go back to wizchan. This is a board for sad betas, not stupid freaks.

 No.495

>>494
This is a place for pathetic people of all kinds, silly

 No.502

>>478
allah ackbar

 No.505

>>495
Not for your kind, bitch.
Get out

We sad beta now

 No.508

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>tfw your only friends with her
>tfw she doesn't reciprocate your feelings for her

 No.523

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>be me
>have crush on qt friend
>cant tell her cuz she has a bf and it would just make thigs awkward
>dont want to ruin our friendship
>feelsbadman.jpg
>it hurts just thinking about it
Pic related

 No.526

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>tfw gf
It's not that fun guys, for once she doesn't reply sometimes, well, she doesn't reply often, actually she never replies
it's a waifu

 No.539

>>494
>>505
You're the one who doesn't belong here, you fucking normie

I'm leaving this board to you pathetic normals. Have fun licking each others wounds and wallowing in self-pity.

 No.554

I'm going to tell you about myself, /r8k/

Five years ago, I accepted the fact that I was never going to be able to feel meaningful affection towards anyone that wasn't snarky, self-loathing, and manic-depressive. You can interpret that however you like, all I know is that even though most people can't stand being around them for too long, they're the only kind of people I want to be around. On top of that, I love helping people, and they're the kind of people I'm best able to help.

This in and of itself is not a problem. What is a problem is that these feeling are basically never mutual. At the same time that I accepted that I'd never find myself attracted to any other kind of person, I had to also accept that they were never going to feel the same way about me. I am trapped in a cycle of emotional hell. I find someone I like, I get close to them, I help them not feel like garbage all the time, I become their closest friend, I can sometimes even manage to get minor displays of affection because they've confused their feelings of comfort with something more meaningful, but eventually they stop needing me for emotional support and either move on or keep me as a casual friend. I do my absolute best, and I still can't win.

At first, I just assumed it was because I was ugly. It seemed reasonable enough, but after having a good number of random strangers compliment my looks on okcupid, I decided that probably wasn't the case. I mean I'm certainly not gonna win any beauty contests any time soon, but I figured I had to be at least semi-decent looking, y'know? So if not my looks, then my personality, right? And yet, after spending the last 5 years trying to become the best possible person I could be, after getting over nearly every issue that used to qualify me to post to halfchan /r9k/ (yes robots, I went normie, kill me if you must), I still can't manage anything better than being considered a close friend by the people I find myself falling head-over-heels for.

This is the path I chose five years ago. This is what the rest of my life is going to be like. This is what I must now learn to accept.

I hate it, anons. I just want to feel loved in the same way that I love others.

 No.555

When you're a quarter of a century old complete asshole loser who never had a gf or even a female friend is there a way out that doesn't involve a canister of helium?

>>554
Shit. Stuff like this makes me want to spend the rest of my life isolated in a bunker. I might be one of those horrible people, and sometimes it feels like we spread misery and pain by merely existing. I'm gonna cry now.

 No.556

>>554
tl;dr

 No.558

>>555
Don't do that, dumbass. Wanna be friends instead?

 No.564

>>466
Normalfag please go

 No.566

>>558
Dunno, sounds scary.

 No.567

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>tfw chick starts talking to you and is super nice for no reason
>don't like talking to girls becuse i always end up in unrequited afection
>don't want to deal with feels anymore
>stop talking to her
>become vilified


i just want to be left alone now, going after girls is always painful

 No.574

>>566
The only thing scary here is my dick.

Because it's so huge.

 No.587

>that feel when no gf
i miss it when it was like that

 No.708

>>574
Yeah right.

 No.711

>>587
explain

 No.713

>tfw no qt 3.14 to give a creamy 3.14

 No.718

You don't want a girlfriend man. They're nothing but pain and suffering.

Fuck, my heart was just ripped out by this chick I started dating. She was practically all my tastes/preferences of a girl, and we liked a bunch of the same stuff to so it was mostly perfect.

I'm a very ugly guy, so when a girl that pretty shows interest in me, it makes me feel wanted, y'know? And someone's being nice to me for a change. And they're noticing me, and overlook my flaws.

I just found out I was the other guy, and the real boyfriend was my younger, more attractive and normalfag colleague.

Fuck man, I wish I could block out the pain or something but I don't smoke/drink

Fuck

 No.720

>>718
Push ups and a nice classic vidya you played when u were a kid.

 No.721

>>718
Then what should I want? I don't know anymore.

 No.722

>>711
what i meant when people used to type like this
>that feel when no gf
instead of this
>tfw no gf
i mean it's a shortcut and all but i miss when they didn't do that

 No.729

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>tfw your dick finally gets hard enough it emerges from your jungle of pubes

 No.734

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>she only sees you as a friend

 No.735

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>She begins talking about another guy in front of you
I haven't talked to her since.

 No.736

>she thought you were cute never got in a relationship
>leaves you for a chubby slightly athletic tan man
>fuck you declan

 No.737

>tfw slightly older classmate follows you around university like a puppy
>white, blondish, blue eyes, kv
>in all classes she's sitting somewhat close to me, and always gets on my workgroups
>tfw always asks for my help to do homework or study together
>tfw she spaghettis everywhere when trying to talk to me
>its cute at first, eventually start feeling somethings off
>tfw she's way more autistic than I'd ever been
>tfw can't have a conversation going without her getting nervous or mad at the subject
>always ends up talking or laughing obnoxiously loud
>makes a fb account and starts messaging me
>conversations go nowhere
>start finding flaws on her everywhere
>lose interest on her
>she eventually goes away
>tfw a white, blue eyed blonde older virgin girl is attracted to me and acts completely retarded

 No.748

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>She'll never love you the way you love her



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