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ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 18:17:34 No.675

Are you a real human bean?

ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 20:09:06 No.678

File: 1425499746590.png (398.11 KB, 1276x602, 638:301, Normie Test.png)

I'm a cyborg, if anything.
>tfw your friends only exist inside a school or work environment
>tfw if you manage to hang out with a few of them you're silent and awkward

ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 22:51:08 No.682

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ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 23:34:11 No.683

ROBOT∞ 03/05/15 (Thu) 11:35:52 No.685

>>678
25 and proud.

ROBOT∞ 03/05/15 (Thu) 19:51:06 No.686

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 14:56:23 No.699

>>678
>tfw nobody wants to hand with me because i'm silent and awkward

ROBOT∞ 03/11/15 (Wed) 20:56:09 No.706

33 and proud.

ROBOT∞ 03/17/15 (Tue) 12:08:43 No.717

>>678
9
most points are from not having a criminal record and not doing drugs alcohol etc

ROBOT∞ 04/01/15 (Wed) 13:06:00 No.739

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46.

ROBOT∞ 04/01/15 (Wed) 16:17:35 No.740

>>678
One problem I have with this is that it implies normies aren't addicts.
All of my normie acquaintances are almost always talking about drinking or drugging. I'm literally the only sober person I know.

ROBOT∞ 04/02/15 (Thu) 20:36:50 No.741

>>740
Normies are so boring and dull that they need intoxicating substances to be able to experience gratification.

ROBOT∞ 04/03/15 (Fri) 18:41:25 No.742

>>741
I just don't understand why they feel the compulsion to pollute their bodies at all. What enjoyment can anyone get out of it, especially when they are fully aware of the consequences?

Robot 09/27/15 (Sun) 22:58:30 No.838

48, robot.

Most points from physical/mental health. I have fuck-all achievements and I still don't know what love feels like. I wish I could so much as crush on someone, I feel like a defective human unable to feel love or correctly express emotion.

Even though I consider myself the most normie out of most of the people I went to university with, I'm still bad enough that in the first week of my first job I got pulled aside by HR and among other things I was told to get myself checked for autism. I can understand where they're coming from but I never thought my employers of all people would say that to my face.

I really want to figure out these things that normal people do so naturally but I have the nagging feeling that I never will.

Apologies for being a little melodramatic.

Robot 10/15/15 (Thu) 17:32:20 No.839

26 and I was being generous.

Robot 11/07/15 (Sat) 20:46:01 No.840

67 Do I even belong Robots?

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