>Be me
>New in town
>Start using POF
>Goes relatively well.
>Prospect pops up, wants the Nigger Dick.
>Huehuehueh.jpg
>Set up meet,
>Arrive at motel
>Why do you live in motel strange girl
>It's okay OP,Moving into new house soon
>Seemslegit.wav
>Im goin in
>Ready to unleash the power of the Congo on this bitch.
>Bitch has friend
>Wtf.
>She's cool OP
>Whatever, follow her into bathroom
>Get touchy
>Hold on OP,
>Pulls out needle
>MFW I am now in a breaking bad episode
>Does Speed.
>We start getting hot and heavy, almost fuck her
>Wakes up friend, does dope.
>Does unnamed drug, probably MDMA.
>We need more Cigarettes Op
>Follow them to store.
>Friend (35 years old btw) gets phonecall
>"Are you affiliated wwith the Police department"
>Onobro.jpg
>"How long do you want"
>Itcantbe.wav
>Mfw these are prostitutes
>IMBROKENIGGA.wav
>Mfw I touched tongues with someone that sucks dick for a living
>Mfw I was .2 seconds away from fucking no condom
>"Maybe this isn't so bad. Im fucking prositutes for free"
>Their pimp Is en route
>NOPENOPENOPE
>internally losing shit
>Need a viable reason to leave
>If i acts suspicious After watching them sniff/shoot god knows what Im done
>Based Kike saves me
>OP we have a customer coming, you have to go
>PraiseTheLord.mp3
> Reluctantly give goodbye kiss
> Split like Meiosis
> Lo and behold
>I walk past their pimp
> He's strapped
>MFW barely missed getting shot
>MFW i'm going back on tuesday