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GREAT GUIDELINETHREAD pantsuwotaberu ## Board Owner 03/08/16 (Tue) 20:03:47 No.114337[Reply]

This is the thread for discussions regarding the new guidelines of /r9k/.

We will most likely end up using a modified version of the wizchan rules page.

Please note, this is not the creation of rules, these are posting guidelines intended to show people what this boardculture is, and what it is not.

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Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 00:24:14 No.117303

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Just to ask pantsuwotaberu.

When can we expect new rules? I'm kind of itching for some more regulated guidelines as this board is loosely going through the same thing 4chan did like 3 years ago.

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Pantsuwotaberu ## Board Owner 11/24/15 (Tue) 14:43:58 No.88343[Reply]

RULES

Yes, we have rules. If you want to post here or take part in the community, we ask that you follow these rules laid out by the community and moderators.

DO NOT USE TRIPCODES FOR NO REASON.

If they are used as they were meant to, then it's fine. This means that using them to identify you when it is needed for the purpose of a thread, you are free to do so. Doing it for attention, is not OK. Violators will have their post edited. Repeated violations can lead to a ban.

IF YOU SAY YOU'RE UNDERAGE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY RETARDED AND WILL BE BANNED AT MY DISCRETION.

Do not state that you are underage. If you do this, or write, for example, "Sup /r9k/, I was at HS today and this happened!", you will be banned for an amount of time that the person banning feels is appropriate. If you are 18, but in a situation where you do things that children tend to do, or in HS because you failed a year or whatever, please state so.

NO EXCESSIVE SPAMMING.

We also ask that you do not commit vandalism to our board, that means posting the same threads over and over again, or making lots of threads with low quality or nonsense in them, in a short period of time. If you keep it to a single thread, then you can do pretty much what you want.

Please report all violations of the above rules, and then I will remove them if I so choose.

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robot-meter Arcanine 11/29/15 (Sun) 17:32:41 No.89898 [Reply]

Let's see how robot you guys are.

Lost soul reporting in.

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rainbowbeard 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:00:39 No.117357

>>90051

get raped normalfag

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:11:40 No.117359

>>117350

Okay….how the fuck did you get a gf if you wizardry is that strong?

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:30:16 No.117360

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>>89898

Rate me, FBI!

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:52:01 No.117362

Lost soul 31 no bonus round 39 with.

Fuck man I am close to robot tier.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:40:33 No.117367

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Scored 49.

Diagnosed autist btw.

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Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:08:12 No.117336 [Reply]

Who /drug dealer/ here?

>sell a few ounces of weed a day on average

>usually make around $150 profit daily

>only have to deal with people for a few minutes at a time

>play vidya and watch tv or movies all day

Also

>inb4 normalfag

I'm 24, have only one close friend. and have never had a gf.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:11:40 No.117337

>>117336

How do you find clients? Where do you get weed? What measures do you take to evade police?

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:25:45 No.117344

How do you find clients?

As I said i have a close friend from high school whom sent a lot of clientele my way.

>Where do you get weed?

Friend I've known since high school. He used to be in my circle of friends back then

>What measures do you take to evade police?

I live in a large apartment building. people come in and out of it all the time, so I'm not too worried.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:49:39 No.117361

How much do you need to harvest in order to be permastoned and make more than $75 daily? Any growing technique like some SCROG variation?

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:09:01 No.117366

I tried becoming a drug lord in uni

>take an arts course for a relax one semester

>it's full of obvious druggy scum

>after talking to some, find one that seems a bit smarter, let's call him Nick, find out he has a plan of making it big and selling marijuana

>he knows his shit, starts telling me about how he dries the leafs and stuff like that

>I don't really know much about it because I've never done it myself, but ask him how much he has

>"oh man I have fucking tonnes of plants"

at this point I connected the dots, this is a very exploitable situation. the following greentext takes place over a few weeks

>consult another druggy, let's call him Jarred

>straight away starts telling me about costs, uses, sales etc.

>ask him if he wants to make some money, obviously he says yes. tell him to sell $60/g (this is cheap in my area) at $10/g commission

>go back to Nick

>give him an offer, $250/10g, and if things go smoothly will step the quantity up

>transfer Marijuana from Nick to Jarred, Jarred sells it for $600, keeps $100, I pocket $500 leaving me $250 up

went all as expected. I did this 3 times over the course of a month, stepping up the quantities selling. All up I made $2,500 pure profit. I was planning on expanding by getting more sellers, investing in Nick's flat by buying more equipment etc. then Nick fucked up and his flat got raided. finished operations and shook hands with Jarred, went separate ways.

all in all I learnt one important lesson, being a manager is fucking easy. I put maybe 5-10 hours into this once the operation began and ended up with $2500.

btw """""""fictional"""""""" story in case this bites me in the arse

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Arcanine 02/17/16 (Wed) 09:01:19 No.110100 [Reply]

>tfw you finally get the girl of your dreams

>you never thought it'd happen

>so you masturbated to porn for years

>tfw ED

>tfw can't even show/use gf my dick

that feeling when you self sabotage all your life

DON'T DO IT ROBOTS, YOU'LL REGRET IT

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 17:16:41 No.117251

>>112638

Train her into losing weight and maybe she can become qt.

inb4 she leaves you after she becomes /fit/

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:24:57 No.117272

>>110579

Hey, could you explain the logic behind this? I'm not getting it.

But anyway.

>tfw have to not fap for atleast a week or 5 days to have sex

>tfw about to explode because nofap for 5 days

If I don't I will not cum. Luckly I'm not that damaged but shit like this makes we want to delete all my smut stuff and never look back.

I think I seriously need to quit chans if I want no more porn. That is where 90% of my viewing comes from.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:28:11 No.117273

Let this be a lesson, losing your wizardry is not worth it. Even if you still desire female contact, 3d can just not satisfy you as a pure 2d woman can. Honestly OP, what were you thinking. You lost your wizardry and didn't even get stimulated.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:31:49 No.117274

>>112274

Don't knock the chub bruv, it's good for you. and fucking delicious

>>112306

I doubt that. Warm pussy trumps all other pleasures.

>>112638

I know this feel. My gf is the same way. You have to continue to train her. Get her a bike, force her to eat healthy, do physical activity with her like taking her to a gym with you. It may sound real shitty but you also got to use emotional manipulation, like if she gets indignant about doing those things then you say "well, don't you love me honey?" "you want to be better don't you?"

Eventually you should start seeing some results. Make sure to keep the pressure on, she's insecure. Build up her confidence and help her find value in things that she is actually worthwhile in.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:55:22 No.117365

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>>112298

Hope this helps

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Girls farquadd 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:54:38 No.117281 [Reply]

>me

>be awesome and almost done with freshman year

>hanging with sophomore and his girl

>guy gets hit in the balls witha frisbee

>on the ground writhing in pain

>Female not udnertand how bad this is

>calls man a pussy

> i tell her to imagine stubbing your toe but 5 times worse

>still thinks he is pussy

>compare to stubbing your labia

……….

>she runs away and calls me a creep

>we are both confused

What did i do wrong?

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:04:12 No.117283

>>117281

>udnertand

>What did i do wrong?

You went wrong by talking about stubbing a labia to a woman, next time just say it is very painful

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:20:57 No.117287

>>117283

She's a big girl.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 21:53:22 No.117288

>>117287

F0R Y0U

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 22:28:22 No.117290

>She's a big girl.

>she runs away and calls me a creep

>now that is one big pile of shit dot jay peg

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:51:52 No.117364

>>117281

Women have no empathy for the suffering of a man.

I have IBS, and it gives me colic. If you ever had colic you know how badly it hurts and how incapacitating it is.

My mother even had cramps. but she either doesn't believe I am in pain or thinks I'm a wuss because I can't handle colic.

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Greentext OC Arcanine 02/23/16 (Tue) 01:40:34 No.111393 [Reply]

Since every second post here is a greentext why don't we have a nice old story thread. OC here.

Yeah story time.

>Be me.

>Work gulag job in concentration camp called call center.

>Every 20th of the month we have to write in our shifts for the next month.

>In order to do that we have to log in with our username and password in a calendar software thing.

>username are usually the first three letters of your name and then your last name.

>password is your employee number which consists of five numbers.

>There is a list where all the employeer numbers are written on.

>Working there for several weeks, five days a week and sometimes saturdays.

>10 hours per day.

>Have to call customers and ask them if they are happy with their internet or if they want to improve it for less money.

>Selling shitty internet plans and shit.

>Out of boredom do shit like introduce myself as "Hello [customer name] I'm CIA."

>One day I have to call typical Chad.

>He said that he doesn't need faster internet his instagram, snapchat, facebook are fast enough when he's on the run.

>Explain him that I'm talking of home internet connection and not mobile phone internet connection.

>He gets angry and tells me that he won't buy shit from me.

>Dontgiveashit.webm

>Start making the normies get out beatbox the annoy him and hang off without letting him answer.

>Hear co-worker say "anon you're fucked".

>Look over to supervisor desk.

>They were making quality inspection with one of the companies we sell shit for.

>Supervisor just shakes head and guy from mother company points towards me and is wondering if it was mPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 12:58:26 No.117196

>>117164

learn boxing or some martial arts that involve hitting (with protections ofc, you don't want to mash up your brain), so you can let out your anger in a controlled fashion. You'll meet people like you, too. Maybe befriend some as you have common interests.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 13:29:35 No.117203

>>117164

your "mom" is a whore

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:35:38 No.117294

>>116732

Glad that in Europe, sometimes, that is legal.

So much for freedom, uh.

I wish I lived in Texas tho

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:29:20 No.117314

>>117294

What in fuck's cunt would you want to live in Texas for?

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:52:33 No.117363

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>>117294

Property taxes are too high, owning a vehicle is mandatory, too much diversity, there's really nothing fun to do here that can't be done anywhere else, lots of illegal immigrants, the weather sucks, christians are everywhere, lots of retards driving around in trucks/suvs who never check their blind spots or use turn signals.

Texas is highly overrated. There are better places in the US to live in.

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Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:22:52 No.117312 [Reply]

BERNIEFAG BEING A BITCH AND USING LEFTY POLITICAL TACTICS IN PERSONAL MATTERS

I just gotta vent about this, I don't care if it's shouting it into the ether on /r9k/ I just gotta.

>group of online friends

>one of them streams vidya

>always tells everyone he's streaming

>very rarely people join, has a few people who usually do though

>starts getting pissy that nobody is joining recently

>Niggaboo and I simultaneously tell him we're just not interested

>gets really upset at this, says it in this false pleasantness but it's clear he's trying to demand we join him streaming since we're online

>both of us start explaining how we're actually doing shit when we're online too

>keeps saying we could at least stop by

>each of us explains we have, we don't want to.

>doesn't take no for an answer, tries to pin his purchase of a 300 dollar capture card on me

>say I never made a promise to

>"you could stop by"

>niggaboo explains how he's like some guy telling people to dance with no music.

>we both talk about how awkward it is to be asked to talk to in the first place, bring up how you can message us and we'll respond

>he gets butthurt and just fucking leaves

>I notice this

>Nobody really cares.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:23:19 No.117313

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>He comes back after a few days

>starts up shit with me in a PM

>just flat out fucking lies about me, and starts complaining about shit that I never said or did

>compares me to some bitch coworker he has

>I ask if everything is okay, since this isn't like him.

>Refuses to budge, just has a sort of "fuck you" child tantrum attitude.

>Explain how he should know by now that I have crippling social anxiety, and anything beyond a text chat drains me rapidly

>"Yeah but you could still stop by occassionally."

>explain how I could I don't want to, and proceed to ask why my opinion on it doesn't count.

>says the same thing again

>start fucking losing it and just "going into the blackbox" of shit I lock away in my brain. Explaining all the self hatred and general issues I have.

>go on a small tirade just pouring my fucking heart out.

>just says I should do it because "were frens :^)"

>repeat, this time with gusto, that I don't want to, the back and forth continues for a little

>get tired of this, say in the main chat that he's back and messaging me

>niggaboo says he got sent an ASCII middle finger

>different unmentioned yet friend says "maybe he's upset about the money he spent."

>Go back to PMs, ask if this is true

>"A little bit"

>at this point he'd wasted nearly three hours of my time dragging me along with this shit, taking forever to reply and never doing anything but repeating his points.

>Go fucking HAM on him since I'm actually legit furious at this guy for being such a whiney little bitch.

>Literally every single point I had been half heartedly suspecting he'd been doing was just proven true. He really had been singling me Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:40:04 No.117324

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Such cases.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:54:21 No.117330

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>>117324

It was just baffling to me how stereotypical it all was like straight out of a /pol/ shitpost.

To note he used:

-emotional appeal

-wanting something for nothing in return

-offering no explanation as to why I should

-mad at me for telling the truth

-repeating a point when asked to explain it

-refusal to acknowledge mistakes

-projection

-feigning politeness with his tone, despite his actions dictating otherwise

-using other people as shields

and when push comes to shove

-lying

I mean it was a god damned textbook case of everything you see Berniefags doing in their protests at Trump shit, and this was over a trivial issue that really shouldn't have given him any outrage.

I divulged a lot on myself and confided in him to try and explain why I don't, but that isn't really losing the overall calm I had. I only lost it when he admitted it was partially (see, a lot) the money.

And even then it was fury that I'd been right the whole time. I'm not going to pretend I'm not upset over pointless internet bullshit, because I am right now, but this entire situation I've wound up in drew too many parallels to AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck to me to just not connect it with the same reasons he's a Berniefag.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:03:23 No.117358

why, none of dis shit i read has anything to do with berniefaggotry or leftist faggotry

just a guy being a faggot

nigger, stop making everything about politics

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Arcanine 03/17/16 (Thu) 02:33:44 No.116249 [Reply]

I don't think i have much left to live for, so i've decided to go vigilante. I'll be ordering my equipment over the next few months, but i figured i'd need some kind of support network, and, since my fellow robots are probably in a similar boat, that this might be a good place to ask:

Do any of you want to be superheroes?

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Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:40:00 No.117323

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>>117321

Found it. Hard to believe that this was from 4 years ago.

Good place to start if you care.

Can post other relevant stuff if you are interested but for the mayhem manuals and shit like that you will need to ask /k/ or some of the other folks on here that know where that shit is.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 05:19:11 No.117332

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>>117321

>>117323

Hey anon, I was wondering: have you read or seen batman: year one, and if so, how realistic do you think his methods are?

He was able to take on an entire SWAT team, but not really head-on, that's the only unrealistic part I can think of, except maybe when he saves gordon's baby.

Also what do you think of me only carrying SAP gloves and maybe a taser/pepper gun?

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:04:49 No.117351

>>116499

Philip.horup

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:29:05 No.117352

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>>117332

>have you read or seen batman: year one

I have not.

>what do you think of me only carrying SAP gloves and maybe a taser/pepper gun

Not sure. Hard to tell because I don't know your build or training or where you would be operating or what your motivation is.

Are you serious about this or is this more of a "superheros are cool and it would be cool to be a superhero" kind of thing? It's OK if it is (I'm not gonna judge you) we've all been down that line of thinking at one time or another. But you need to be aware that how things play out in pictures and comics ain't how they go down irl.

So if you are just looking to patrol the streets looking for evildoers to fight, I'd advise against it. Your chances of finding a crime in progress and having the opportunity to stop it are slim. Your chances of getting ambushed by someone asking if you know what time it is before he pulls a gun on you are much better.

The best you can hope to accomplish patrolling the streets like phoenix jones is maybe getting in a fight with an aggressive drunk or junkie and being lucky enough not to have the cops called.

Also be aware that the ~~pigs~~ cops hate competition and if someone calls them you will likely be arrested for whatever reason they can think up (assault, disorderly conduct, mischief, trespassing, battery, etc) because they don't like the idea of civilians cutting in on their action.

Don't get me wrong. Carrying around SAP gloves and a taser/pepper spray is a good idea if you are going out at night or passing through a dangerous neighborhood on foot. But if you are going for the whole vigilante thing it's better to refer to >>117323 and plan out your actions.

You can for example, do more damage to criminals by say throwing a Molotov Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:59:21 No.117356

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Good luck, robots! Don't forget to report your progress.

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WHORE BOSS AN0N 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:42:00 No.117325 [Reply]

This whore of a boss of mine ruined my fucking life. Im posting her full dox on here give her a call.

DOX BELOW:

Name: Christina Whirley (A.K.A Christina Rossi)

Address: 211 Junction Pass APT 2C, Westfield IN 46074

Phone #: 864-288-6470 or 812-372-2730

Work #: 317-815-0560

Husbands name is Matt enjoy guys.

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AN)N 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:56:16 No.117331

christinae1017 is her twitter UN

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 05:45:44 No.117334

This is /r9k/ not /lulze/

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:45:52 No.117348

>>>/shamed/ might interest you

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:32:54 No.117353

>>117348

this, you're welcome to stay though if you greentext the story here

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:56:56 No.117355

>WHORE BOSS

so, a pimp?

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Chicken Tendies Arcanine 03/20/16 (Sun) 23:06:58 No.117047 [Reply]

Tendies Thread

Post your favorite tendies and dipping sauce.

>Top Tier

Honey Mustard

Buffalo wing

>Acceptable tier

Tangy Ranch

Chipotle

Chile con queso

>Pleb tier

Marinara

Steak sauce

Ketchup

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 13:26:09 No.117202

AYY YO FAM! I FUCKS WITH "FRANKS RED HOT SAUCE"!! *smacks lips* I PUT THAT SHIEEEET ON EVERYTHING! REAL SHIT NIGGA!

in all seriousness frank's red hot is top tier. Also Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 17:09:25 No.117250

>>117200

>putting pepper spray on your food

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:26:20 No.117262

I like ketchup no bully pls

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:38:11 No.117346

>>117198

tastes good, nigger

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:45:00 No.117354

I like my tendies with honey bbq or ranch dressing.

for fish tendies I like ketchup or tartar sauce

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Fap Feels Arcanine 03/19/16 (Sat) 19:42:02 No.116806 [Reply]

>masturbation knocks me out like nothing else

>require days to recover from a single orgasm

Anyone else here have the same issue? For some reason, I feel as though this is abnormal.

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 18:14:56 No.117257

Masturbation actually wakes me up in the mornings.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 00:19:12 No.117301

>>117257

I've done that on the weekends, but I'm too tired to fap on weekday mornings. I try rubbing my penis and I feel nothing.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:04:33 No.117318

>>117192

Jesus Christ you're digusting

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 05:22:24 No.117333

>>117192

Fuck yes. I love to do this. It's not my biggest fetish, but I can't get off nearly as well if I cum in anything but my pants.

It's even how I tuck myself in to sleep at night.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:00:07 No.117349

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ITT: Overweight retards that live completely sedentary lifestyles (you do not care about your health or physical conditioning) who watch anime and play video games all day complain that their failing bodies aren't functioning normally.

Have you tried going outside and jogging, running, or cycling? You don't want to exercise? Then just kill yourself you fucking adult milk drinker. Why even live?

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Normalfags Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 01:05:06 No.117069 [Reply]

http://www.ideamachine.io/

ITT we mock normalfags and their shitty ideas

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 05:52:49 No.117141

These are all good ideas. With all the spare time neets have on their hands you'd think this would be a gold mine, but neets are neet for good reason - they simply can't do anything else.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 16:11:15 No.117238

>>117083

Why not just make a program where you enter the amount you spent and it keeps track of it all? It would actually be possible to do and you would spend the same amount of time doing them.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 01:16:59 No.117304

>>117114

You were so deep in your autistic rage you didn't even notice you replied to the wrong post.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 02:55:41 No.117309

>>117069

She could just use a radio.

rainbowbeard 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:36:33 No.117345

I eat cyborg, show me normies.

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Degenerate Dad Thread Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 07:04:43 No.117152 [Reply]

We had a "Tell Us About Your Mother thread" not to long ago

Now lets talk about fathers, whether they were biological, step, or just vacant.

Now onto mine

>Dad be degenerate as fuck

>I work. Dad is NEET

>He's basically as much as a giga nigga can be without actually being a nigger.

>just came home after being gone for a week

>immediately asks if I have condoms, as there is this borderline obese 2/10 roastie outside our house, inside a beat up '95 Dodge Caravan yes, im /o/

>I was so profound by this that I didn't say shit, just went back to my room to type this out.

Week before

>Dad needed a ride to some house

>I dont ask why, just do, as I had to head to work.

>dad thanks me, as he gets out with a big can of Budweiser and

an empty ziplock bag

>Come home to have him laugh about he got "sum pucci, son"

>tells me that ziplock bags work fine as condoms

>I wish I were kidding

>i'm 95% certain that it was someone's wife

>brush it off and head to bathroom

>bathroom has shit stains in sink as well as the wall where the toilet paper roll is on.

>I drive to McFastfood joint just to take a dump

>sleep in car out of anger and disbelief

>shower at gym and go to work from there the next day

>tfw I have the misfortune of being named after him, let alone being born to this.

>tfw my mother had such shit taste in men

I can FILM a documentary about this unbelievably decadent being with these kind of incidents.

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Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:52:56 No.117268

>>117265

Its for gameplay reasons. I actually have a soft spot for Oboro

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:34:35 No.117275

My dad's a lot like one of us. He wants to do as little as possible to get by, and not be bothered by the world. Unfortunately that included of raising me. One of the nice horrifying uncertainties in my life is whether I'm a natural sperg/autist or if it's because I was raised by and then as one. From what I can tell, he was able to reproduce and leave his mother's basement and/or poverty soley because of the (mostly) kickass postwar socioeconomic climate in the 60s/70s, which from what he tells me were a lot more amicable towards robots, spergs, loners and people with non-Chad personaliies.

Arcanine 03/21/16 (Mon) 20:47:05 No.117279

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>Dad was an alcoholic.

>Passive-agressive.

>Bad vibes all the time.

>Drove us drunk constantly. Thought I was going to die on the road a few times, iirc

>Made scenes in public

>Didn't even drink water anymore, the least alcoholic stuff he drank was beer, even tho SOMETIMES he'd drink some juice.

>Erratic as fuck.

>Almost bipolar behavior.

>Fucked me up emotionally/mentally

>No guidance, only hinderance.

>He couldn't do a simple favour like driving me to a friend's house without cursing my soul out of my body.

>When I was a child he would chastize me for my behaviour as if I was 30 years old. Like, yell at me for doing normal kids stuff, as if I was a grown men. Seriously like being 7 years old and yelling at me for not knowing shit he never taught me.

>Even though I didn't get hit much myself, there was domestic violence

>He died in my early teens, his death only made my life easier/better.

My mom's pretty cool overall, thank God. She did manage to get him off of heavy drugs, but maybe it would have been better if he sticked to them instead of massive alcohol abuse.

The hilarious part? He wasn't dumb, and actually had an ACTIVE (as in massive social contact daily) middle-class public-sector goverment job. People/co-workers/friends of his didn't notice till the very end, oh yea he was so cool, too bad he was only like that for people other than his family.

In his younger years he was somewhat of a massive Chad, even though he was ugly (but relativelly tall and thin). To the point his mother would be scared to high heaven not knowing where he was for days on end, only to find out he had ran away with a chick to another city.

I think there is a wound here that will never heal.

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Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 00:15:00 No.117300

I started the mother thread, glad to see this thread.

>Father #1 Biological.

younger than mother pathetic dishwasher. She claims he got on drugs and dumped her when I was 1. I can see why. She is a nutjob.

>Father 2

Elderly divorced spic. alchoholic with entry level job, but he loved me. I have so many good memories of him. Wanted her to marry him so he could be my dad. He got sick and impotent. She made him babysit while she went on date with #3. Dumped him basically because there was no PP left for that move. I was ages 2 to 9

>Father 3

Inbred illiterate hillbilly. 7 years younger than her. Lived with his mom in trailer they got scamming medicaid. NEVER saw me as part of their family. Always told it's my fault he doesn't love me because I don't fit in with the cast of "Winter's Bone" down here.

As an adult they disowned me and she "adopted" his then 18 year old bastard that he concieved WHILE dating her to make me jealous. He is the literal incarnation of a Jeff Foxworthy skit.

I am forbidden from returning to the trailer where I grew up as punishment for moving out and abandoning the family "farm" as if they ever grew anything there. #3 still lives with his mom for most of the week and only visits my "mother" for weekend sex. Yet he is in the will and I am not.

Nothing of value was lost. I don't really need a trailer full of cats.

Arcanine 03/22/16 (Tue) 06:22:28 No.117342

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>>117275

Id argue that i'm somewhat of an outlier here I just want not being a literal jerkass-faggot to be socially acceptable.

I say its the latter if it brings you any closure, my upbringing didn't do me any favors, as my sperm donor was transient as in in-in-out, due to jail, not that /b/ feminine penis bullshit and my mother was one of those "don't fucking cry or ill give you something to cry about" types. I cam go on about that but that's best left for the Mother Thread

>>117279

Ah, my longest ex-stepfather-ish was like that. What a fucking raging sperg 5'7'' manlet he was. Was more like an angry math tutor than dad, in a nutshell. Despite his flaws, he had good taste in music and I know more about his childhood than either, as well as bonded with his family, save a few members, more than my actual. Haven't seen any of them in almost a decade.

>>117300

nice spartan dubs btw

God damn, i don't know if I can type out my exact father-figure history at the moment. Shit's getting pretty heavy. /r9k/ is serious business.

Your thread was great. Naturally mine wont deadbeat-dad generation be as popular, but I appreciate the support.

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