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 No.117311[Reply]

This shit is the dark souls 2 of snacky cake brands.

It's not bad, just not as good as the others.

 No.117319

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Ever try fried twinkies anon? That shit is god tier unhealthy junk food.




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 No.117214[Reply]

I need drugs for adhd-pi / negative schizophrenia symptoms / procrastination / fatigue

Can be nootropics, prescription stuff, research chemicals, illegal drugs. whatever. I am willing to take anything, even mercury.

I have following problems:

adhd-pi (working memory, executive functions, daydreaming)

negative & cognitive schizophrenia symptoms (I don't mind most of them)

fatigue (mental & physical). I often don't start tasks because I'm scared off effort.

procrastination

I can only do instant gratification. I have RESISITING willpower - I can NOT eat unhealthy tasty food, I can NOT buy stuff I don't need. But I don't have ACTING willpower - I can't force myself to do needed, important task.

What I have tried before:

caffeine. is a scam, doesn't work. gives anxiety at high doses and hypertension.

2-fa. another scam, destroys your body, gives hypertension, tachycardia, anxiety.

eph. somewhat scam, just makes you forced to do a task, even if it's stupid task like playing games or masturbation. Doesn't let you choose task you want to do.

St john worth - dangerous, long half-life, almost killed me. More evil than amphetamine.

Recently I was out of money, unable to buy food, almost homeless. But now has some money, so can buy some evil illegal nootropics. Just gimme names of them, and explain how will they help me.

What I consider after some reading:

sulbutiamine - but isn't that placebo/scam?

iph - I'm afraid it's a scam. And I already did ethylphenidate.

caffeine + l-theanine. - probably placebo?

dextroamphetamine - is any difference with fluoroamphetamines?

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 No.117267

>>117214

modafinil is more than just "stronger coffee", I'd say to give that a go.

You're better off doing what >>117233 and >>117254 said, though.


 No.117293

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The first time after tripping on a 2/8th oz of shrooms my focus, creativity, and productivity exploded. All my stress and anxiety vanished and I felt so bored wasting time I started doing shit even while tired as fuck. Overnight I went from browsing imageboards a few hours a day to only half an hour a couple times a week because they weren't as interesting anymore.

The only thing they won't help you with is fatigue. You're gonna be tripping balls for 8 hours unable to do any work and feel tired physically and mentally the next day. The changes on your cognition are permanent though.

My first trip gave a deeper appreciation and understanding of everything. There was no more resistance. My senses and intuition had become so much clearer. I knew what I had to do, why I wanted to do it, and started doing it.


 No.117295

wtf that guy cutting open a coconut? "what's inside" what the fuck do you think's inside it's a fucking coconut

that kid is gonna grow up to be such a shitty teenager

OP eat some 2-FMA or microdose LSD


 No.117305

>>117254

>You increase your will by exercising it, you set a task to accomplish them you fail and then you get back up trying again.

that's a lie. I did complete tasks before, but didn't make me stronger, but fatigued, exhausted. If training will worked, I would have better will every next day. But it doesn't work, so I don't.

>you don't despair or hate yourself, you evaluate your reasons for why you want this thing and why you failed then you forgive and love yourself

What reasons? The reasons are I am unable to, too much effort, I am unable to effort. I need drugs.

>and then you ask for forgiveness of God and you end up trying again.

I won't ask for forgivness, nobody. And when I meet god I will put knife into his eye socket. And will rape him then.

>there is no shortcut for this, drugs will only make it worse.

Can't be worse, so I am not scared of drugs.

>>117267

ok

>>117293

that doesn't sound good. I do not want to lower anxiety, stress. I want to be miserable.

Also taking a trip could be risky for me.

>>117295

>OP eat some 2-FMA or microdose LSD

I have 2-FMA but when I tried 2-FA it almost killed me, gives huge hypertension, tachycardia, body shaking. I expect 2-FMA would give similar results. Yes, I used low dose.

> microdose LSD

ok


 No.117317

>>117305

>I won't ask for forgivness, nobody. And when I meet god I will put knife into his eye socket. And will rape him then.

Careful with all that edge.

If you genuinely are having symptoms of schizophrenia, if I were you, I would not do any psychedelics (i.e. lsd or shrooms). For normal people, the anons who recommended them are right in that if taken in moderation they can seriously improve your life, but for people with warning signs of severe mental illness (particularly schizophrenia) they can seriously fuck you over. It doesn't even have to be a bad trip for it to fuck you up. It happened to Syd Barrett, it can happen to you.

That being said, if you're exaggerating your symptoms of schizophrenia, then it might be worth considering.




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 No.116797[Reply]

What would be your dream life Robots?

I've been thinking lately about what my dream life would be. I'd probably like to own a motorbike and ride it under a beautiful desert sunset and return back to my apartment to get ready for a night out with some friends. Honestly not much, but I'd love to move out and have pure independence. Unfortunately though, I haven't left my parents house in five years and am deteriorating for it. I still take great care of my body and I do look pretty good and have a nice height, however my social anxiety and awkwardness repels everyone from me and makes me look like some Sad-Keanu Reeves in my university when I sit alone on a bench drinking coffee as I hear people whisper about how much of a fucking weirdo I am.

Anyway, if you could have any life what would it be /r9k/?

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 No.117216

>>117020

go away. your not funny


 No.117228

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>live alone in a nice apartment with a cool landlord that lets me keep a dog around

>decent, reliable high speed internet

>enough money to comfortably pay the bills while buying a video game or two every month

>no debts

>don't have to work or at the very least get to work from home

>maybe sexbots eventually become a thing and I can easily afford one

I don't feel like I want an unreasonable amount aside from the whole "never working" thing, but I don't see it ever happening. I'm either going to end up wageslaving for the rest of my days once I finally land a job or dying a homeless man when my parents either die or finally throw me out.

>>117216

I grinned reading it the first time at least, give him a little credit.


 No.117229

>>117228

What anime is that from?


 No.117245

>>116797

ive been riding motorbikes since 18 so about 4 years now, they are good for shit like traffic, petrol money, early insurance and road, but if you dont know how to repair and maintain them they become expensive, and they are very dangerous to ride during the winter


 No.117306

>>117245

If you don't mind looking like a dork, mopeds and scooters are far easier and cheaper to maintain, still get amazing gas mileage, and you can still get some of the fringe benefits, like being able to squeeze into a right turn without having to wait for the cars in front of you to move.

Plus, if it's got a small enough engine, they don't even need a special license to ride and they're still 100% street legal. Not made for highways, but if you just need to hop around to get groceries and shit, they're pretty nice.




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 No.115895[Reply]

>Work at a small local shop

>Bosses daughter starts working there

>Takes interest in me

>Boss doesn't care and seems to oddly hate his daughter

>qt/10 small frame blonde hair blue eyes

>Likes all the shit I do and is equally autistic

>I can finally "b misefl XDDDD" around someone

>One night we're watching some anime together

>It starts getting heated

>ron_paul_its_happening.png

>"Wait" they say

>"I have to show you something"

>Oh god what

>Takes off pants to reveal a dick

>instant regret and suicidal thoughts my first love was with a man

Kill me please.

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 No.116472

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u have been muted for


 No.116478

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>>116455

You need to step outside of your little box and realize that people are more unique than you think they are. As for myself, I am a proud racist white man who finds nothing wrong in a beautiful girl with a feminine penis.


 No.116501

>>116478

leave this earth


 No.116764

>>116478

Really? Other people have perspectives and opinions that are different from mine? Well, no shit Detective Idiot. But I'll cast my judgement on whomever I damn well please.

And what about you? Bopping along, and getting a rise out of lecturing other people as though they're thirteen years old and you take it upon yourself to be a schoolmarm? It's disgusting, quite frankly, and you should be ashamed of yourself.


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 No.117299[Reply]

I’ve contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall my fury upON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!

BE GONE FROM ME, VILE MAN, BE GONE FROM ME!

A STARTER CAR? THIS IS NO STARTER CAR, THIS IS A FINSIHER CAR!

A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD!

I AM UNTETHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

 No.117308

bump you fucking neckbeards




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 No.117094[Reply]

I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.

But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.

I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.

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 No.117256

>you pay 90 euros and .. fuck as many as you want

Yes, but you pay extra for fucking them. For the entry fee you get drinks, food, access to facilities and whatnot, but not sex.


 No.117259

>>117256

No, there really is a fuck flatrate. I'm from Germany.


 No.117276

>paying for roasties 3D whores who have been destroyed by Ahmed when pure 2D harems are free on the internet

What are you, a cuck? Stop enabling roastie whores. You will lose your wizardry and then just be a failed normalfag.


 No.117291

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Wait a minute, so that's what this ad is about. I've seen this everywhere around here and I thought it's just a club with a lot of women. It didn't cross my mind it's a real brothel. This is also the first time I've heard that prostitution is legal here.

Now I feel super retarded.


 No.117298

I wish I didn't have to fly half way around the world to pay for sex. Fuck the government.




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 No.117044[Reply]

Post your poliethylene-based urgency pissing solutions.

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 No.117057

peeOCpee


 No.117108

>>117045

Human beings don't keep bottles in their toilets, anon.


 No.117171

>>117044

Based on that colour, I don't think you are drinking enough fluids throughout the day. Try to drink more water from now.


 No.117175

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>>117171

be ergonomic. drink the piss when the bottle's full, save money on water bill.


 No.117297

>>117175

Think of drinking extra water as an investment. That way you will have more piss to drink from then on.




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 No.90854[Reply]

New /monster/-/r9k/ banter/love thread.

Since the old one is finally at 750 posts.

The old thread can be viewed here.

https://archive.is/QGw2z

Come worship and learn about our goddess with us here.

>>>/mg/973

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 No.117230

>>117226

>Who needs monster people when you can just go full monster?

Because then you won't be able to have any children.


 No.117234

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>>117230

>implications


 No.117236

>>117234

I am sorry anon, but having children with a being that does not share the same number of chromosomes is pure fiction at best.


 No.117240

>>117236

>science

>in a fantasy thread

FedoREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE confirmative


 No.117296

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>>117240

>fantasy




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 No.117292[Reply]

>>>/politics/

A politics board with impartial moderation.

 No.117307

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Stop shilling your shitty roadkill board everywhere

it'll only make people hate it even more. buy an ad if you want more /v/redditors on it.




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 No.117212[Reply]

It's interesting how much can change in two years.

>see all of my old high school friends surpass me in every way possible, be it physically, academically, socially

>close to being kicked from college due to the amount of stress i'm in (I'm 19 pls no ban)

>all of my past hobbies are no longer there, vidya, anime and reading no longer serve as adequate forms of escapism

>all of my old friends have forgotten about me completely, have absolutely ZERO friends

>the only social contact I have is the cigarette store lady

>mfw

Compared to how things used to be, so much has changed. People say working out helps you so much lately too, but why would I workout if I don't care about health (If anything, I'd prefer to die soon), I don't care about girls one bit and my appearance doesn't matter at all to me anymore. I don't put on weight and I don't gain weight so who cares.

What have you seen change in your life within a time frame of a few years /r9k/?

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 No.117277

Just join the military and go kill sandniggers fam. Getting in shape isn't hard, just start running, and if you don't have a gym membership, do a bodyweight routine. Military is good because Stacie's are few and far between, mostly it's just a bunch of men killing muds together in the desert.


 No.117280

>>117277

Lol no, don't join the fucking military unless you want to be treated like a dog that's worth less than shit.


 No.117284

>>117280

He is worth less then shit. The military often treats those as much as they are worth. Meritocracy bitch.


 No.117286

>>117277

I would, but my country doesn't deploy soldiers in the middle-east anymore.


 No.117289

>>117284

Wow calm there, tough guy. Still got PTSD from raping little muslim girls? ;)




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 No.116560[Reply]

Can you identify the facial expressions?

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 No.116972

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>>116961

Is that a happy merchant?


 No.116976

>>116906

It looks like they're all about ready to give a clear and concise counter-argument backed by logic and cited facts.


 No.117030

>>116972

It's an anime merchant


 No.117278

Are there degrees of facial autism, or is it just "present" or "not there"?

All the faces I can vaguely segment into "good" and "bad" ones, but i can't be much more specific and i'm not sure in any of my answers.

I think i'm slightly better with happy faces, I can tell between smile and laugh etc.

Is telling faces intuitive, or just a social thing? (it could just be that while the part of my brain supposed to detect facial expressions is working fine, it hasn't been given enough social-data to actually name the things.)


 No.117285

>>116906

i want to hug these grills and give them kissu




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 No.116828[Reply]

HOW DO I GET THIS IDIOT TO SHUT UP

 No.116848

suck his cock angrily


 No.116859

>>116848

this

use a bit of teeth to show him just how tsundere you are


 No.117031

>>116859

>use a bit of teeth

Why not a lot?


 No.117264

>all these gay fags

No OP, it is you who must feed him with your tendies.




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 No.117215[Reply]

shit board

 No.117263

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dook duke




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 No.116482[Reply]

You know what pisses me off more than anything /r9k/? When fucking normalfags try to pretend they're robots! Look at this shitty site below for example. It's for "shut-ins" and "hikkikomoris"… and the admin is a GIRL whose longest time spent inside is only TWO FUCKING WEEKS. She probably thinks that she's "forever alone" even though she has five Chad boyfriends and posts shitty Pepe memes on Facebook. What a dumb fucking bitch… I know I sound edgy but I just want to carve her intestines out with a knife. I am so sick of getting trampled upon 24/7 and then having dumb Stacies and Chads steal that identity from me. They don't even know what it's like. They don't know what a spiraling pit of absolute misery, terror, and shame does to a person. I want them all to die.

The site in question: shutinnetwork.com - no I'm not asking you to raid them even though they're dumb fucking normalfag scum

Anyway that's my rant. Go ahead and respond. "hurr cut yourself on that edge" Fuck you too. Half of you here are probably fucking normalfag retards too. I'M GONNA LOSE IT /R9K/. DON'T TRY ME.

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 No.117208

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>>117159

The filter option should only be used on tripfags and spammers, otherwise you warp your reality through confirmation bias by hiding anyone who disagrees with you.


 No.117217

>>116985

Only if you command her to actually be less of a normalfag when being her master.


 No.117218

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>>117159

I'm not samefagging, you just used the filter that hides any replies to the post as well.


 No.117235

>>117206

Filtered.

>>117208

You too, filthy normie scum. Neither of you belong here.

>>117218

I spike my thumb at thee, filthy normie.


 No.117247

>>117159

>dame on me

In your dreams, normie.




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 No.117079[Reply]

The humiliation these Trump thugs put Latina Feminist Leftist activists through is barbaric. To them Latina aren't human. They chain her by the neck like she is an animal.

>law enforcement approaches curvy latina protestor

>officers glance at each other with a grin once they notice her supple breasts peeking out from under her soft shirt

>she glares straight ahead, committed to her cause.

>"you want to cooperate with us or do you want to do this the hard way?"

>silence

>so be it

>they handcuff her hands and legs to the van door

>They step back, grinning at her helpless situation

>an officer reaches out and squeezes a breast, saying "you asked for it"

>the other officer begins to rub her ass

>she remains silent, sweating. She can feel her pussy tingle.

>the officers step back and allow the crowd to jeer and laugh at her

>a gruff biker-looking dude steps over and lifts her shirt up, exposing her perfect round breasts.

>her nipples are fully erect but she stares straight ahead and whispers under her breath, "for Bernie…"

>another man pulls down her pants, revealing her sweaty, glistening pussy. It's already wet from excitement.

>The officers step back from the scene as the large crowd descends on her and begins to molest her every curve, and every tender quivering hole

>she moans as fingers penetrate deep

>more and more people have arrived to watch, and some join in

>the officers walk away as hordes of men, cocks erect, descend upon this helpless handcuffed latina and ravage her mouth, pussy, and asshole

>they continue for hours until she is covered in pussy juice, sweat, and semen, gallons leaking out from every orifice

>her bodyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.117179

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none of my leaders represent me, but at least trump isn't one of my leaders.


 No.117191

>>117179

George Soros is such an amazing guy, he supports everything that we as a human race should stand for: diversity, islam, feminism, homosexuality, the genocide of the entire white race. That guy is like my role model :)


 No.117222

They shouldn't have spanked her panty clad ass so hard


 No.117223

They shouldn't have spanked her torn panty clad ass so hard


 No.117224

>ywn abuse the helpless tits of a defeated and bound Leftist Latina activist




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