GREAT GUIDELINETHREAD
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RULES
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Normalfags
ITT we mock normalfags and their shitty ideas
Girls
>me
>be awesome and almost done with freshman year
>hanging with sophomore and his girl
>guy gets hit in the balls witha frisbee
>on the ground writhing in pain
>Female not udnertand how bad this is
>calls man a pussy
> i tell her to imagine stubbing your toe but 5 times worse
>still thinks he is pussy
>compare to stubbing your labia
……….
>she runs away and calls me a creep
>we are both confused
What did i do wrong?
Degenerate Dad Thread
We had a "Tell Us About Your Mother thread" not to long ago
Now lets talk about fathers, whether they were biological, step, or just vacant.
Now onto mine
>Dad be degenerate as fuck
>I work. Dad is NEET
>He's basically as much as a giga nigga can be without actually being a nigger.
>just came home after being gone for a week
>immediately asks if I have condoms, as there is this borderline obese 2/10 roastie outside our house, inside a beat up '95 Dodge Caravan yes, im /o/
>I was so profound by this that I didn't say shit, just went back to my room to type this out.
Week before
>Dad needed a ride to some house
>I dont ask why, just do, as I had to head to work.
>dad thanks me, as he gets out with a big can of Budweiser and
an empty ziplock bag
>Come home to have him laugh about he got "sum pucci, son"
>tells me that ziplock bags work fine as condoms
>I wish I were kidding
>i'm 95% certain that it was someone's wife
>brush it off and head to bathroom
>bathroom has shit stains in sink as well as the wall where the toilet paper roll is on.
>I drive to McFastfood joint just to take a dump
>sleep in car out of anger and disbelief
>shower at gym and go to work from there the next day
>tfw I have the misfortune of being named after him, let alone being born to this.
>tfw my mother had such shit taste in men
I can FILM a documentary about this unbelievably decadent being with these kind of incidents.
God help me.
Greentext OC
Since every second post here is a greentext why don't we have a nice old story thread. OC here.
Yeah story time.
>Be me.
>Work gulag job in concentration camp called call center.
>Every 20th of the month we have to write in our shifts for the next month.
>In order to do that we have to log in with our username and password in a calendar software thing.
>username are usually the first three letters of your name and then your last name.
>password is your employee number which consists of five numbers.
>There is a list where all the employeer numbers are written on.
>Working there for several weeks, five days a week and sometimes saturdays.
>10 hours per day.
>Have to call customers and ask them if they are happy with their internet or if they want to improve it for less money.
>Selling shitty internet plans and shit.
>Out of boredom do shit like introduce myself as "Hello [customer name] I'm CIA."
>One day I have to call typical Chad.
>He said that he doesn't need faster internet his instagram, snapchat, facebook are fast enough when he's on the run.
>Explain him that I'm talking of home internet connection and not mobile phone internet connection.
>He gets angry and tells me that he won't buy shit from me.
>Dontgiveashit.webm
>Start making the normies get out beatbox the annoy him and hang off without letting him answer.
>Hear co-worker say "anon you're fucked".
>Look over to supervisor desk.
>They were making quality inspection with one of the companies we sell shit for.
>Supervisor just shakes head and guy from mother company points towards me and is wondering if it was me.
>THEY WERE LISTENING THE WHOLE TIME.
>I am so fucked.
>It's lunchtime
>Everyone heads to the break room.
>Me, sitting there and struggling in fear.
>Get called in supervisor office.
>ANON YOU DON'T SELL ENOUGH, HARASS THE CUSTOMER AND NOW YOU MAKE US LOOK SHIT IN FRONT OF OUR CONTRACTOR.
>Tells me I can work here just for another three days and then I'm fired.
>Last day there.
>Since it's my last day I can behave like shit and still will get paid.
>I won't see these retards anymore.
>Thinking about on hitting that cute girl from the reception, I sometimes talk with.
>Don't want to be always a virgim
>A cute auburn haired 8/10 called Sophie.
>Last chance.
>Come from toilet after taking a big pee pee pee hi hi hi.
>See her and take the same elevator with her.
>Start talking with her and make some jokes about co-workers.
>We start laughing and she wants to hide her laugh and looks down, because how shy she is.
>Suddenly she seems to be extremly distracted while I keep laughing.
>She just points her finger in direction of my trousers and leaves suddenly the elevator.
>What's the matter.
>Look down and see it.
>Do you know these old fashioned underpants which are open in the front and you have to close them with buttons.
>Apparently I was wearing one of them and in addition to that I forgot to zip up my trousers.
>The things was, my trousers and underpants were open and basically my glans was hanging out.
>Totally sperg out.
>AutismSpectrumHigh.xls
>Get back to work and try to avoid the shame.
>Get annoying indian customer in line and make fun of his accent.
>Ask how Indian space program is advancing and if they have toilets on the space shuttles.
>Tyrone-like guy behind me hears all of this and says outloud "Well anon, instead of making fun of customer why don't you show him your dick like you always do".
>YOUFUCKINGASSHOLE.ogg
>Everyone is laughing even Sophie.
>Some days later, after being sacked.
>Still angry at that fucking asshole.
>Make revenge plan.
>Remember that I have still list of employees and their numbers.
>Log in to that asshole's account.
>Proxy and shit
>Start messing with his plan and add shifts.
>He has now to work 72 hours from Monday to Saturday.
>I deleted the dates where he filled in holidays.
>Keep doing that shit for some time.
>One day get a call from former chef.
>Ask if it's me who alters the shifts of his employee.
>No it wasn't me.
>Keep changing dates.
>mfw
robot-meter
Let's see how robot you guys are.
Lost soul reporting in.
Who /drug dealer/ here?
>sell a few ounces of weed a day on average
>usually make around $150 profit daily
>only have to deal with people for a few minutes at a time
>play vidya and watch tv or movies all day
Also
>inb4 normalfag
I'm 24, have only one close friend. and have never had a gf.
>tfw you finally get the girl of your dreams
>you never thought it'd happen
>so you masturbated to porn for years
>tfw ED
>tfw can't even show/use gf my dick
that feeling when you self sabotage all your life
DON'T DO IT ROBOTS, YOU'LL REGRET IT
BERNIEFAG BEING A BITCH AND USING LEFTY POLITICAL TACTICS IN PERSONAL MATTERS
I just gotta vent about this, I don't care if it's shouting it into the ether on /r9k/ I just gotta.
>group of online friends
>one of them streams vidya
>always tells everyone he's streaming
>very rarely people join, has a few people who usually do though
>starts getting pissy that nobody is joining recently
>Niggaboo and I simultaneously tell him we're just not interested
>gets really upset at this, says it in this false pleasantness but it's clear he's trying to demand we join him streaming since we're online
>both of us start explaining how we're actually doing shit when we're online too
>keeps saying we could at least stop by
>each of us explains we have, we don't want to.
>doesn't take no for an answer, tries to pin his purchase of a 300 dollar capture card on me
>say I never made a promise to
>"you could stop by"
>niggaboo explains how he's like some guy telling people to dance with no music.
>we both talk about how awkward it is to be asked to talk to in the first place, bring up how you can message us and we'll respond
>he gets butthurt and just fucking leaves
>I notice this
>Nobody really cares.
I don't think i have much left to live for, so i've decided to go vigilante. I'll be ordering my equipment over the next few months, but i figured i'd need some kind of support network, and, since my fellow robots are probably in a similar boat, that this might be a good place to ask:
Do any of you want to be superheroes?
WHORE BOSS
This whore of a boss of mine ruined my fucking life. Im posting her full dox on here give her a call.
DOX BELOW:
Name: Christina Whirley (A.K.A Christina Rossi)
Address: 211 Junction Pass APT 2C, Westfield IN 46074
Phone #: 864-288-6470 or 812-372-2730
Work #: 317-815-0560
Husbands name is Matt enjoy guys.
Chicken Tendies
Tendies Thread
Post your favorite tendies and dipping sauce.
>Top Tier
Honey Mustard
Buffalo wing
>Acceptable tier
Tangy Ranch
Chipotle
Chile con queso
>Pleb tier
Marinara
Steak sauce
Ketchup
Fap Feels
>masturbation knocks me out like nothing else
>require days to recover from a single orgasm
Anyone else here have the same issue? For some reason, I feel as though this is abnormal.
Congratulations, you have become a father.
How do you raise your young daughter in the diverse world of 2016?
This shit is the dark souls 2 of snacky cake brands.
It's not bad, just not as good as the others.
I need drugs for adhd-pi / negative schizophrenia symptoms / procrastination / fatigue
Can be nootropics, prescription stuff, research chemicals, illegal drugs. whatever. I am willing to take anything, even mercury.
I have following problems:
adhd-pi (working memory, executive functions, daydreaming)
negative & cognitive schizophrenia symptoms (I don't mind most of them)
fatigue (mental & physical). I often don't start tasks because I'm scared off effort.
procrastination
I can only do instant gratification. I have RESISITING willpower - I can NOT eat unhealthy tasty food, I can NOT buy stuff I don't need. But I don't have ACTING willpower - I can't force myself to do needed, important task.
What I have tried before:
caffeine. is a scam, doesn't work. gives anxiety at high doses and hypertension.
2-fa. another scam, destroys your body, gives hypertension, tachycardia, anxiety.
eph. somewhat scam, just makes you forced to do a task, even if it's stupid task like playing games or masturbation. Doesn't let you choose task you want to do.
St john worth - dangerous, long half-life, almost killed me. More evil than amphetamine.
Recently I was out of money, unable to buy food, almost homeless. But now has some money, so can buy some evil illegal nootropics. Just gimme names of them, and explain how will they help me.
What I consider after some reading:
sulbutiamine - but isn't that placebo/scam?
iph - I'm afraid it's a scam. And I already did ethylphenidate.
caffeine + l-theanine. - probably placebo?
dextroamphetamine - is any difference with fluoroamphetamines?
tianeptine - but it also raises mood, I don't want that.
CDP-choline - possibly scam. Also I'm scared it will change me irreversibly.
SEMAX
mementine - Huge half-life. Gives dissociation, I think I already have a lot of it…
Acetylcholinesterase inhibitor - that could work, but it's side effects could result in disaster
aniracetam - placebo/scam?
modafinil - isn't it just stronger coffee?
methylphenidate - I already tried eph, mph could be worse (norarenaline activity)
nicotine - it destroys heart and body
Any other suggestions? And comments for my considerations?
Dream life?
What would be your dream life Robots?
I've been thinking lately about what my dream life would be. I'd probably like to own a motorbike and ride it under a beautiful desert sunset and return back to my apartment to get ready for a night out with some friends. Honestly not much, but I'd love to move out and have pure independence. Unfortunately though, I haven't left my parents house in five years and am deteriorating for it. I still take great care of my body and I do look pretty good and have a nice height, however my social anxiety and awkwardness repels everyone from me and makes me look like some Sad-Keanu Reeves in my university when I sit alone on a bench drinking coffee as I hear people whisper about how much of a fucking weirdo I am.
Anyway, if you could have any life what would it be /r9k/?
>Work at a small local shop
>Bosses daughter starts working there
>Takes interest in me
>Boss doesn't care and seems to oddly hate his daughter
>qt/10 small frame blonde hair blue eyes
>Likes all the shit I do and is equally autistic
>I can finally "b misefl XDDDD" around someone
>One night we're watching some anime together
>It starts getting heated
>ron_paul_its_happening.png
>"Wait" they say
>"I have to show you something"
>Oh god what
>Takes off pants to reveal a dick
>instant regret and suicidal thoughts my first love was with a man
Kill me please.
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
I’ve contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall my fury upON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!
BE GONE FROM ME, VILE MAN, BE GONE FROM ME!
A STARTER CAR? THIS IS NO STARTER CAR, THIS IS A FINSIHER CAR!
A TRANSPORTER OF GODS, THE GOLDEN GOD!
I AM UNTETHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
Any robots want to go on a sex tour of Germany with me?
I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.
But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.
Post your poliethylene-based urgency pissing solutions.
New /monster/-/r9k/ banter/love thread.
Since the old one is finally at 750 posts.
The old thread can be viewed here.
Come worship and learn about our goddess with us here.
Change
It's interesting how much can change in two years.
>see all of my old high school friends surpass me in every way possible, be it physically, academically, socially
>close to being kicked from college due to the amount of stress i'm in (I'm 19 pls no ban)
>all of my past hobbies are no longer there, vidya, anime and reading no longer serve as adequate forms of escapism
>all of my old friends have forgotten about me completely, have absolutely ZERO friends
>the only social contact I have is the cigarette store lady
>mfw
Compared to how things used to be, so much has changed. People say working out helps you so much lately too, but why would I workout if I don't care about health (If anything, I'd prefer to die soon), I don't care about girls one bit and my appearance doesn't matter at all to me anymore. I don't put on weight and I don't gain weight so who cares.
What have you seen change in your life within a time frame of a few years /r9k/?
Can you identify the facial expressions?
HOW DO I GET THIS IDIOT TO SHUT UP
shit board
You know what pisses me off more than anything /r9k/? When fucking normalfags try to pretend they're robots! Look at this shitty site below for example. It's for "shut-ins" and "hikkikomoris"… and the admin is a GIRL whose longest time spent inside is only TWO FUCKING WEEKS. She probably thinks that she's "forever alone" even though she has five Chad boyfriends and posts shitty Pepe memes on Facebook. What a dumb fucking bitch… I know I sound edgy but I just want to carve her intestines out with a knife. I am so sick of getting trampled upon 24/7 and then having dumb Stacies and Chads steal that identity from me. They don't even know what it's like. They don't know what a spiraling pit of absolute misery, terror, and shame does to a person. I want them all to die.
The site in question: shutinnetwork.com - no I'm not asking you to raid them even though they're dumb fucking normalfag scum
Anyway that's my rant. Go ahead and respond. "hurr cut yourself on that edge" Fuck you too. Half of you here are probably fucking normalfag retards too. I'M GONNA LOSE IT /R9K/. DON'T TRY ME.
Trump Thugs sexually humiliate proud Latina Feminist Activist
The humiliation these Trump thugs put Latina Feminist Leftist activists through is barbaric. To them Latina aren't human. They chain her by the neck like she is an animal.
>law enforcement approaches curvy latina protestor
>officers glance at each other with a grin once they notice her supple breasts peeking out from under her soft shirt
>she glares straight ahead, committed to her cause.
>"you want to cooperate with us or do you want to do this the hard way?"
>silence
>so be it
>they handcuff her hands and legs to the van door
>They step back, grinning at her helpless situation
>an officer reaches out and squeezes a breast, saying "you asked for it"
>the other officer begins to rub her ass
>she remains silent, sweating. She can feel her pussy tingle.
>the officers step back and allow the crowd to jeer and laugh at her
>a gruff biker-looking dude steps over and lifts her shirt up, exposing her perfect round breasts.
>her nipples are fully erect but she stares straight ahead and whispers under her breath, "for Bernie…"
>another man pulls down her pants, revealing her sweaty, glistening pussy. It's already wet from excitement.
>The officers step back from the scene as the large crowd descends on her and begins to molest her every curve, and every tender quivering hole
>she moans as fingers penetrate deep
>more and more people have arrived to watch, and some join in
>the officers walk away as hordes of men, cocks erect, descend upon this helpless handcuffed latina and ravage her mouth, pussy, and asshole
>they continue for hours until she is covered in pussy juice, sweat, and semen, gallons leaking out from every orifice
>her body is quivering from the countless orgasms she's had
>"for Bernie……" she thinks, as a single tear slides down her face and another steaming load of semen from another total stranger is deposited into the back of her throat.
>"for Bernie….."
>a cock slides out of her ass and a new one slides in as a fresh wave of semen dribbles out
HOLY.R9K THE CARTOON
muh face when XD
these are priceless and oh so exploitable
Dick pic thread
Some scarring from chafing as you can see.
I wouldn't recommend fapping into a shitty pair of boxers with not much moisture control.
t. Been fapping into shirts and socks strictly for about 5 years
I fucking did it boys!
After nearly a year of being a sad-ass cyborg nigger, I am free. I now have a job again. Truly today is a better day & I hope tomorrow will be better for you tomorrow!
Discuss; Trips out of Robotville.
Assistance needed.
I need help, and I can't think of anyone to ask but you lot.
>I am in collage
>Have recently been going to the robot restraining center because I have a friend in there and the computers are good
>I'll call my friend Robert
>He is a betamax the height of Danny DeVito, has a small face, a large roll of fat under his chin, but he is a good guy
>I am somehow seen as quite attractive by some of the girls in there, I think it is just a comparison with some of the other shoulder-munchers that go in there which is a very easy contest to win
>Robert and I usually just talk about random shit, usually vidya or mechanics
>Robert has a set of robot friends who I don't interact with
>But one of his friends is a 9/10 qt 3.14
>This girl in question hardly says a word but is just short of perfect
>Robert has known this girl for years
>I have made several bad attempts to indicate that I am interested
>The best attempt was when it was me, Robert, and the girl talking, Robert went to speak to someone else, me and the girl looked at each other, she said "Hi", I said "Hello", stopped my spaghetti as it tried to force its way out of my pockets and went to speak to Robert
>I later say to Robert that the girl is pretty attractive and that I like her
>His face falters
>He just says "Oh, right."
>I ask him if he has any problem with it
>He says "I like her too."
>We both promise each other that we won't say anything about it to anyone
I am not going to let myself get beaten to the punch by a robot version of Danny DeVito.
What the hell do I do, I am facing my hopes and dreams, a purpose that may let me leave the life of being a robot, but I have no fucking clue on how I do this.
I have the confidence to do absolutely anything at this point, as I have found myself at a stage where anything could be better than the situation I am currently in.
Please help me.
Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread 2: Feelectric Boogaloo
FTDDTOT
You know how this works. Come and share your feels of all kinds.
You need help not dank memes
I like to think of myself as a life-engineer (therapist, coach, psychoanalyst, blah blah) in training. Unlike regular therapists I'm not mentally deficient and actually understand shit.
I need practise, from messaging to voice call (skype). May talk on this thread some as well.
Will you give me a chance to put your cogs in working order?
Can I just share an email on here wut are the rules on this?
Share feels thread.
My group of friends are slowly pushing me away and I'm being forgotten. Who else >>suicide and >>alone here
Rage thread
Less whining more rage
>tfw you can't go back to your childhood years with all your current knowledge and memories
>can't avoid being a complete autist this time around
>can't find the right people to talk to and make friends with them
>can't experience what it's like to have friends as a child
>can't make good grades in school and have a chance at a decent career
>can't feel that awkward first love when it's appropriate and acceptable to do so
>I thought I had a qt virgin girl on my hands.
>Turns out to be a rape victim.
Thoughts?
BOOL POOPOOS IN LOO
designated SHITTING thread
do you poo?
Life isn't fair.
Robots, I want stories of how unfair life has been to you, yet seemingly always benefited assholes.
Here's mine…
>Be 4th-11th grade me
>Get picked on by some Chad
>He finds ways to verbally and physically mess with me
>Occasionally hear people say how nice he is
>See him get gfs
>See him get invited to parties
>See him get applauded by teachers
>Be current year me in 12th grade (I'm 18, don't worry.)
>Morning announcements come on
>"Chad is now the wrestling state champion."
Can True Love Happen Twice ?
what is True Love according to you faggots ?
anyway the reason i'm asking this is based on my experience
>be me CS grad student
>met a grill (slightly chubby) and became her friend just by sitting next to her on the first day
>yeah i know pathetic but stay with me
>so we didnt really hit it off in the beginning but were just you know "FRIENDS"
>this shit goes on for a few months
>chat most of the time and by most of the time i mean stay up all night and look like a drug addict the next day
>so after really knowing ourselves and all that shit it happens
>i fall in love with her and slowly those feelings strengthen and strengthen
>i tell her after a year (I know ….WTF)
>so it's mutual and it literally was rainbows all around
>and i really loved her little things and she loved mine
>dont wanna get too deep but what few people say are true "that you really love some of them for their imperfections "
>anyway back on track i miss her like crazy when i'm not with her
>and after 3 years the love and our understanding really went up exponentially
>to say our relationship was like the couple from UP is a fucking understatement
>so 4th year she starts getting sick and i'll spare the details she was diagnosed with a shit kind of blood cancer
>she passed away after a month and i didnt do anything too crazy because she wouldn't want that and even i'm the calm type
>i got a Python Dev Job in an IT company and get on with life but
>the sad part(or good part?) is that my love still keeps growing like WTF
>and today is her 3rd death anniversary and i dont drink much ..but i just wanted to share it here and want to say that
>even though your life is 95% shitty ..that 5% which is nice ..yeah that's worth living for
>that 5% will make you a better person
>so i just wanna feel sad and shit drowning in feels right now
so i met a girl in my office and she's fun and knows about me and my gf and she really likes me but holds back but i dont know what i feel anymore
my life and heart and mind is infused with my gf's love and her memories ..i just know know what the fuck is going on but can it happen ?
can true love happen twice
>be me in class
>bored af
>teacher says we're getting a transfer student from abroad
>cute azn girl walks in
>"Kasuga Ayumu desu. Osaka kara kita. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu"
>fall in love at first sight
>explain to class that she said her name is Ayumu Kasuga and that she came here from Osaka, in Japan, and that she hopes we all get along.
>I end up having her seated next to me, as I am the only one who speaks a tiny bit of Japanese
>i start studying more Japanese, so I can teach her English
>spend a lot of time with her
>watch a romance anime with her
>lean head against her while watching it
>she leans her against mine
>lean in and kiss her
>wake up
>realize I'm still just a ugly neckbeard on the path to becoming a wizard
Still feels good man, best dream I've had in quite a while!
Good feels thread?
Dreams
Good morning r9k.
I am wondering if any of you have had experiences like I just had, dreams of better times or times that never happened.
I just had a dream where I was in high school, in my English class and everyone watched as this one kid, named Josh, who was a awkward and diabetic (not fat) made a hilarious joke and everyone in the class laughed, including myself. Then I had another dream where I was at a wedding reception with my family and played with legos with my siblings and mother. Finally I had a dream about this extremely popular person back in high school. His name was Ryan and I dreamed he slept with his step-sister. Also, there were a lot of other dreams I have forgotten already.
The thing that sucks for me is that none of these events happened. I spent my high school years not talking to anyone and waiting to go home so I could watch anime or listen to music.
does anyone know ways to induce sleep in a way that still gives you dreams? I will probably die before Virtual-Reality becomes strong enough to create life-like, enjoyable situations. And if I ever live that long I'll probably be a delusional sad old man.
I want to live in my dreams. I rarely dream but when I do they're very vivid.
Another one
> what do??????????
my gf is probably pregnant and my life is basically over
>be 23 years old
>she is 19
>her parents don't even know me
>my parents don't even know her
>we fuck without protection, I don't even cum AT ALL
>yet she shows unusual symptoms since that day, they all indicate pregnancy
>going to be doing a pregnancy test this week
I'm still in university (probably one more year to go) and she has nothing except her high school diploma. We are both white but her parents are religious. Mine are relatively well off and we wouldn't have financial problems at all.
Still this situation really fucking sucks. She's going crazy and so am I. Call me a degenerate, give me advice or cheer me up, I'll take it all.
>being mildly autistic
>develop strong social fobia during years of bullying in school
>decide to screw people and want to live alone
>be lucky enough to get my own small apartment without any ties, any mortgage and shit like that (rip. granny, thanks for everything)
>be lucky enough to get a job that doesn't require much social interaction
>start to enjoy life and small happiness every now and then
>be 26
>boss employed qt 22 girl sitting next to me
>everyone in our office start to socialize more and more as time pass by
>even i started to talk a bit and started to like the girl
>I am thinking to myself: she obviously has bf and i am not in her type
>one day we were talking about advantages and disadvantages of living in apartment vs having your own house
>i blurted that i have my own apartment and live alone
>from now on the girl started to be strangely kind to me and also started to complain that she doesn't have boyfriend
>when i was near her my palms started sweating and head spinning but i don't want to change my life
>my life before i was alone was horrible, i finally found equilibrium i had my little happiness, i didn't want to ruin everything because of some woman that want my apartment and my money
>in my mind i started associating her with the worst experiences in my life
>the sweet feeling i had toward her now remind me of the worst moments in my life, it's like the sweet scent of rott
>when i am near her i get angry and get my whole day ruined
I should change jobs before i do something stupid. I just hate when someone tries to tinker with my emotions and my being. I just want to play vidya, watch movies listen to music read books and don't give a flying fuck about other people.
Need a reason to kill yourself.
Try internet dating over the age of forty when you live below the poverty line. These are my matches. (see pics)
All I have in common with them is 'social drinking" and they live three states away.
Traps are gay, and so are you if you like them.
What does /r9k/ smoke? I personally believe all the bullshit antismoking commercials are exaggerated and >half a pack probably ain't too bad. Smoking also just seems like a robot hobby. Drinking and smoking weed seems to be all normies want to do. Why not have a smoke and relax while working towards wizardry?
Uninvolved parents
I'm so fucked up now because of this. All they did was clothe me, feed me, and discipline me.
- No love
- No hugs
- No affection between each other
- Didn't teach any life lesson
- Didn't instill any good habits
- Didn't encourage anything
I googled this shit and this is 1 of 4 "parenting styles". Its the worst of them all.
Anyone else had the same experience?
>tfw so depressed, lazy, and unmotivated that I can't even get addicted to drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes.
Have I transcended to another level of fuck up? I can't even be a loser properly.
>low IQ
>shitty memory
>no talent or enjoyment in any hobby or skill that isn't a mindless waste of time like video games
>no urge or will to actually commit to learning anything due to anxiety and depression or any other lame excuse for my horrible laziness
>absolutely no way to express my creativity (read: Autism) in any satisfying or fullfilling manner
>feel dead inside constantly because of my life slowly wasting away without having done anything
>every time I see something someone else has made like a drawing, music, a self-made program or mod, a video or something creative that looked like it had effort and heart put into it I feel like shit because I have made nothing of myself while the other guy had the determination, willpower, talent and heart to reach that point and create something great for people to enjoy and praise
>start hating myself because of it
>repeat
I'm not giving anyone else the fault for this, I know that it's all my fault and that I am a weak piece of shit which makes this feel kill me inside even stronger.
>20 y/o
>failing CS courses at shit uni
>grew up with a crush on Emma Watson which endures to this day
>did so much stupid shit online with my real name to the point that it will be there forever
Why live, /r9k/? Isn't the best course of action for me to simply an hero?
anyone want a free friend?
i can change my sleep schedule to yours whatever timezone
im a very good listener, but i can also keep a conversation going if you lack in that area
i have the funds to buy any game you wish to play
given the time(a day or 2) i can research any tops you are interested in and be able discuss with you said topic well enough to keep you engaged
i'm offering my services as a free friend
i've got skype steam kik and email
all with the name mikenopa
my email is with yahoo
Autistic Shit You Do Alone
>talk to myself, sometimes can't remember if i said it out loud or just thought it
>think of stupid memes out of no where and laugh to myself, sometimes out loud
>think about what i would say in an argument or debate
>scream while driving
>sometimes google search shit like "fuck you NSA" or "i know you're watching"
>piss in sinks
Normiebook Cancer General
ITT: post cancerous shit your normie acquaintances post on their facebook
pic related:
>literally bragging about being a single mom
songs that make you sad/mental breakdown
This would not be the look I got if I did this, and that makes me sad.
I'm never going to get laid.
Well I did it /r9k/, I just lost all of my friends and now I feel depressed as fuck.
What do I do now?
Let's have a good old women hate thread
women are a bad meme.
Who else cant grow facial hair but still tries
Pets
Do you guys have pets?
I get sad thinking about how my dog is getting old and he will probably pass away soon. We had a black lab and she died last year, I was a kid when we got her and I still miss her sometimes.
My other dog is around 10 and he's a bull dog. Their breed isn't well known for being healthy so he's got maybe 2 years left in him.
Anyone else know these feels?
9in' anon
Do any of you remember the neet anon from forever ago that said he has a huge dick and that he was gonna apply to be a pornstar?
I think he said he was 9in' but I don't remember.
FML
>Be bored one night, download MeowChat
>Put a photo of me, message girls, ofc no replies
>Suddenly, get a message from a female name with an anime icon
>We both live in the same state
>Message has tons of exclamation points, and she greets me and asks how I am doing
>It takes me by surprise, first time girl has ever shown interest in me
>Start talking with her, mfw she says she loves anime and video games struckgold.png
>We like the same anime and video games, and she leads the conversation, while complimenting me and saying I am very cute
>Conversation turns to the philosophy of life and how she is super lonely and nobody likes her, I say I feel the exact same way
>Start to slowly fall in love with her, even though I have not even seen her face
>Ask to see her face
>She says she's really shy and I will stop talking to her, and that I should get to know her more
>Don't want to push her, so we get each others numbers and start texting everyday
>She texts me every 5 seconds, I like it
>We get to know each other more and I get attached to her
>Ask to call her, but she has an excuse every time, like being at the bus stop, someone in her room, social anxiety, etc
>Months pass, I like her a lot, we have everything alike, but it's really fishy how she won't show me her face or talk on the phone
>Ask to see her face today
Anger is a legit feel
"Anon, apologize for being so angry. Right now!"
FUCK YOU.
I hate you so much.
I hate your face, I hate how you behave, I hate the things you do.
I fucking hate you.
I hate hearing you breathe.
GO and end yourself, I wish you were dead.
Just let me be angry, why can't I be angry, why is it not okay to be angry ???
Stabbing all of you with this screwdriver would make this the best day I ever had.
>tfw almost snapped and murdered my family
Blast off some steam Anons, it will do you good.
>tfw you will never go to MIT
a-at least i have opencourseware
plebc figured out how to get us more autismbux.
ok thx pleb.
victory thread
>oldfag
>have girlfriend because men's relative value goes up with age
>supporting her by being at a function / ceremony because that's what adults do
>the table's "host" is going around the table in order asking people a question
> question doesn't apply to me, because I'm there as a guest
>I'm the next one to talk!
> wut do? mind starts racing. social anxiety. adrenaline. sweat.
> recall that practicing what you are going to say never works. This time I'll just talk off the top of my head, and if I sound like a retard so be it
> The speaker on the stage interrupts everyone to start his thing
>saved
>feelsgood.jpg
>hey anon
>I uhh
>I enjoy spending time with you
>you are very cute and funny
>I feel so safe in your presence, you can explain just about everything to me
>I… I r-
> I r-really like you a-anon
>I'm just wondering if you f-feel the same for me
http://eraudica.com/e/eve/2016/Under-the-Covers-with-Eve-Episode-25-Loneliness-ep-25
This woman talks about loneliness. What do you think?
Self harm
Do any of you self harm? Any type like bruises, burning, scratches, etc.
Post pics and discuss.
Got an email today saying that they are going to hire someone else at this time even after I wrote this poem and read it at the interview….
>I want to work at Old Navy
>So a girl will call me maybe
>Gotta stay away from lazy
>Money isn’t the only factor
>I should be wearing clothes worn by an actor
>After all, I didn’t drive here on a tractor
>I’m a hard worker and cool
>I graduated from Turner High School
>Honestly, My moms says I rule
>So hire me and don’t be a tool
Please tell me why my interview didn't hire me after saying this? It was a group interview and I practiced and everything. They told everyone to bring something important to them and everyone else just brought clothes.
I thought I could stand out
"So, Anon, made any plans THIS year?"
What's the worst thing that you have ever done Robots?
I'm in the mood for some depravity.
This is progress..
I changed the light blub in my celling fan that had been burned out for over a year. The celling fan is on the celling and badly designed so it's awkward to change it.. but I finally cared enough to do so.
I'd love to get seduced by a sexy yoga insteuctor.
Does never experiencing teenage love fuck you up for life?
I remember a post somewhere about a guy talking about his workmate who never got girls in high school. He explained that he's known a few guys in the same boat and that they all had something off about them, like it affected them deep down to the core and that in turn affected all aspects of their life.
I think he was right. I am incredibly stunted in this regard. I find myself only ever attracted to high school girls, because I think I won't be able to move on until I have experienced that type of love, where it is all a new experience for the both of us.
Pick up lines
I'm not looking for one liners.
I'm talking elaborate, ingenious things to say that will make a girl laugh/immediately give you her number. Even if you aren't good looking enough for her, she'll till compliment you for having the guts and the smart to be able to come up with something so enticing.
What have you got?
Why Does America Have So Many 'Peter Pan' Men?
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/10/07/why-does-america-have-so-many-peter-pan-men.html
Working in an office full of women, many of whom are young, single gals, I hear all the time, “Where are all the good men out there?” Even in this post-feminist age of asserting independence from men and having both a career and a family, women still want their prince and these days, he can be really tough to find.
Bill Bennett, who used to work for President George H. W. Bush and is now at the Claremont Institute, just came out with a new book called, "The Book of Man: Readings on the Path to Manhood," and it could not have been released at a better time.
Bennett writes about how the culture has so badly confused males in what their role in life should be that they just never grow up – or man up for that matter. They have fallen behind in college where women now surpass men in getting their college degrees. These women are getting jobs in the workforce while the men are lingering in dead-end jobs – if they are working at all. While opportunity for women is a good thing, men should not take this as a cue to coast.
And don’t even get me started on the maturity level of these Peter Pan-like boys. The statistic from Bennett’s book that perhaps struck me the most is that teenage boys, ages 12-to-17 years old, actually spend less time playing video games than 18-to-34-year-old men. I can understand the desire to play a video game here and there as a kid, but as an adult? Grow up.
These men should be studying in college, getting a job, and contributing to society through the workforce and family. How in the world do they have time to play video games for hours? The answer is that they just don’t ever grow up.
But are women contributing to the demise of the man? Feminism has been detrimental to the identity of the American male. Men have been rebuked if they pull out a chair or open a door for a woman. If they offer to pay for dinner (which they should), their date may be offended and demand to split the check because she can pay her own way. – Ladies, it’s not such a bad thing to be treated to dinner unless that meal comes with sexual expectations, which is another column.
Yes, men should man up, take on the responsibilities of an adult, get a job, have a family and be a contributing member to society. The benefits to being a married man are huge. According to Men’s Health magazine, married men make more money, have more sex, get promoted faster, and are generally healthier than unmarried men.
But women also need to let men be men. Men don’t have to linger between college and well, college, forever. They can make choices to take control of their lives and be the men they are called to be if they just put down the game controls and choose a better direction. Sadly, at the moment, American women are apparently still in need of a few good men
should I message the suicide hotline I really feel like shit and want to die I feel like if I don't I'm gonna kill myself or something
> "just be yourself!"
> be myself
> pic related
>meet a depressed girl who connects with my on many philosophical level on IRC
> start private messaging her
>she says that she wants to use Skype, I say no because I don't want this to become a regular thing (we had spent a long time talking about very interesting things)
>eventually I add her on steam
>next 4 days or so go by and I spend all day talking to her while she plays games
>the entire time I feel like I'm finally connecting with someone for the first time in my life (let alone a woman)
>I havn't been playing games or anything because I don't want to miss a message or when she comes online
>tell her that I'm obviously infatuated and I hope this will pass. she says she doesn't care
>time passes and what I thought at first was nervous/shyness turns out to be a complete disinterest in how I feel at all
>I tell her that I'm not feeling that appreciated
>"I don't care if you hate me, as long as the chat works"
>"so am I just like a sentient talking app to you?"
>"yes"
>I continue talking to her all day getting one word replies
>genuinely cannot fathom how she is enjoying herself because I'm not
>she says "if I didn't like talking to I would have blocked you"
>tell her I only stay because without her I would be even emptier, and that there are genuinely nice times while talking to her
>ask "if I leave will you just get a new app"
>"depends on my mood"
>I'm 100% being used but still come back like a dog
>more time passes, constantly discouraged from doing anything productive in my life because she says she is jealous
>still can't bring myself to block her
I don't get it arcanine… Is she just pitying me to the full degree?
Why would someone talk to me like this?
I just wanted a genuine connection with someone, and sometimes she gives me that. But for the most part she replies with one word responses.
If she isn't interested, then why talk to me at all?
Who here has actually been rejected? I've got a story of my own.
>be in 11th grade
>making good grades and stoked on life
>ask out cute Thai girl I keep seeing after talking to her a bit
>W-would you like to go out sometime?
>"Umm I dont know, maybe"
>comically, a guy comes from nearby and picks her up in her arms while she laughs heartily
>they weren't even dating
>she ends up with some other guy later that year
>tfw family dragged me to florida for spring break
>got a tan while i was here
>going back to college in 4 days
m-maybe the girls in my classes will finally notice, right arcanine?
Hey /r9k/, I have an idea for a fun thread: Describe what you were doing when you lost your virginity.
I lost my virginity my sophmore year of high school (yeah I know, I'm a late bloomer I guess) when I was 15. It was kind of funny because I ran into this girl I had been crushing on all year during the summer when we were on vacation. It was really cool because we were the only people from our school there, so we started hanging out by the pool and stuff and just totally hit it off.
Anyway after a couple of days she mentioned that her parents were going out to dinner, so I made up and excuse and went over to her cabin and we ended up screwing. The funny part was that we were still in bed together when her parents came home and I had to go out the window haha.
We did it a bunch more times that week, it was so much fun!
Anon, i have a birthday today, i am 23 y.o. virgin now. I have no friends or girlfriend, my looks are disgustingly mediocre.
I can go to the nightclub today, because i found one nightclub that i can go in for free, cause they have a rule to allow people who having a birthday around this week to go into their club for free.
My social skills are low as fuck, and i can't even dance. Further more, i am sick today, and i was hoping to get some money from my job, but they didn't pay me anything, and fired me.
So, should i go or should i not?
What are /r9k/'s favorite now-dead boards on here?
Pics related is mine.
Big, fat 3d tits and ass.
Delusional faggot
A transgender faggot rants about the fact that no sane man would date him…
Why are this mental ill always so delusional ??
Why do some have that 'charisma'?
You ever notice, some people - even Robots and losers - have that special kind of 'charisma' that makes others - even normalfags - like them and want to be their friends, lovers, etc.?
I have two examples: to start, my (only) friend, whom I have known for some 7 years now, almost. He also browsed (and still does) 4chan, was a general outcast in school for his strange interests, and to the day, still cannot graduate from university and lives with his parents, has no job, and so on. And yet, he has that 'charisma': people naturally want to be his friend. Since high school (and to the present), people would fight with each other for his attention (which he rarely gave, calling them 'filthy casuals'). There were a number of times when popular girls would talk to him and try to obtain his attention; I even had one girl come up to me once and say "Hey, you're friends with that guy! Could you tell me what he likes? See, I really like him…", and this girl also tried to get close to me just so she could talk to my friend. People seem to like him and want to talk to him, even if they've just met him: a number of females have gone crazy over him, randomly obsessing over him and wanting to be with him. Old friends from high school I used to know would - upon running into me somewhere - ask me "Hey, do you still talk with X? Do you have his number?" before asking how I was.
The second example was my ex-bf. He was a loser as well: met him on 4chan's /r9k/, had a bunch of mental issues, homosexual, pennyless, criminal record, no education beyond high school, unable to keep even menial job, a drunk, fucked-up childhood, you name it. Even made a point of telling me my life was 'easy' compared to his. And yet, just like the first person I mentioned - people were naturally drawn him! Females, males, they generally found him handsome, attractive. People tried to be his friend constantly (and he - being the edgy fuck he was - turned them away); they would bring him food to work once they found out he was poor, they would invite him to the movies and to hang out; a self-proclaimed lesbian declared her interest in him when I was still in a relationship with him. People he met would just 'like him', for whatever reason (and I admit, I myself wasn't immune to whatever 'charm' he had).
My question is: how can people like that even 'suffer', when people actively try to interact with them? Nobody talks to me: nobody has ever tried to be my friend, or come up to me and told me they liked me; people ignore me. Nobody has ever fought for my attention, or asked for me. I could sit there for ten-thousand years, and nobody would bat an eye. But people like I mentioned, they could sit in a public area, and before you knew it, people would be flocking to them, trying to start a conversation with them without them exerting any effort into being 'social'.
Man, fuck them. The two of the examples I gave have always claimed to be "depressed" and "suicidal", but in my opinion, they can go fuck themselves.
I fucked up, Robots.
>Be me
>Yesterday
>Still living with folks until I get my own place during my time at UNI
>Mother is going out for a month so I get the whole house to myself
>Gone for a few days
>Start playing some vidya.
>Drinking beer
>Sunbathing
>Heading down to gym.
>Start playing music quite loudly.
>Get a crazy idea.
>Decide to spend the entire day naked
>Butt-naked
>At first it feels weird, and I cover up my johnson as best I can.
>But then I realise there's no one there.
>Let my dingus flop out.
>bigblackjohnson.mp4
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Actually parade around the house
>I actually start dancing to some of the music naked
>Start doing the meat-copter
>I gotta tell you it feels liberating being nude in the open. You feel the wind and breeze in places you've never felt before.
>Being naked becomes commonplace now.
>I cook naked.
>I play vidya naked.
>I eat naked.
>I dance naked.
>I sleep naked.
>I shit-post naked.
>I've never felt more alive.
>Being nude is common place, it's become the norm now, clothing has become a hastle, unless I have to go out.
>Actually wonder if there are any nudist camps out there.
>Feeling pretty bored.
>Decide to go out.
>It's a beautiful night with the sun out.
>Breeze is nice.
>Nothing but the sound of crashing waves.
>It also starts to drizzle a bit.
>Have the sudden urge to pee.
>Decide to piss off a ledge.
WHAT THE FUCK
>Turn around
>Fat bitch looking at me, dyed hair, weird looking glasses
>Get caught off guard and turn around and pee on her shoes
>I also realise that I'm naked.
>I'm fucking naked.
>I have walked out of my house, stark, fucking naked.
>oh fuck
>I thank god that I'm black and I run into the night, the drizzle reflecting off my chocolate ass cheeks, as I used the speed of my ancestors to run the fuck back home.
>I slam the door and take a shower.
>MFW I might be sent to jail for exposing myself to a fat ass woman.
>MFW I'm not going outside for a long time.
>MFW I'm typing this story naked.
Im from r9k. I made a request for a partner to help achieve revenge but it seems r9k thinks im looking for friends. Heres the link if you care enough.
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/27153751
So im going to ask here
Below is a copy and paste of the op:
submitting application request for a robot out there who would like to help out another robot.
I would like a robot with desires for revenge loke myself so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We are not friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team.
Fogive me for the normie tier pic, it was a response pic to one of the normies on here
Honestly you will never see me express genuine emotion, so dont worry about thinking ill want to be your friend
I've stopped brushing my teeth
For the last 2 months i've pretty much stopped brushing my teeth (or at maximum brushing them 2-3 times per week). The funny thing is that it doesn't really affect me. I've become so lazy and careless I've stopped caring about anything really.
>tfw not white
Are you living the dream, robots? Tell me all about your daily routine.
>mcjob doesn't reply to resume
>barista requires experience
>retail requires experience
>applied to 10+ jobs in the last month and no response
Is going onto welfare the solution? I really don't wanna deal with the shame and the bullshit that Centrelink(Australian bux) requires.
How does someone easily get a wage slave part/casual position? Is there some trick?
crashing and burning
fresh OC
we were only acquainted in high school and this is the last time we ever talked, after about a week of me being blatantly interested in her.
i figured you guys would enjoy shitting on me and my spaghetti.
obviously we never did hang out.
What's up /r9k/?
How are you feeling today?
What are you doing?
STEM and it's benefits to a robot
>fell for STEM "meme"
>computer science (programming and algorithms, not IT)
>classes are engaging, interesting, and not terribly difficult
>normies don't make it through the gauntlet because "these classes are so haaaaaard"
>those who don't try don't make it through because "calculus is impossibly hard"
>made it through with flying colors and little effort
>land job making 70k right out of college with no internships or work experience
>currently rolling in money
This is legitimately the robot profession, they even expect a degree of autism when hiring and being nervous is common, my interviewer even looked like he had some metal components.
I want my fellow bots to feel the good feel of having plenty of money and turning
>tfw no gf :(
into
>tfw no gf to take all my money :>
And I thought I had a chance just because we made out multiple times
Fuck this world
Post your perfect woman, robots!
>just bee urself
>mfw I have no fucking clue what that means
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???
I don't know what "myself" is.
Every time I talk to a new person, I gauge his/her reaction from the things I say, which is why I start talking about innocuous stuff at first and take it from there (I think most people do that, it's not just because I'm a beta fag).
From there onwards, the "myself" I'm showing is a byproduct of the responses I've gotten that I've molded from some bits of my personality. I'm never truly "myself" with ANYONE.
I don't fucking know what that means.
Help me. I don't know what that means and I don't know how to do it.
When did you realize you were an NPC?
/FAL/ General
Are you a Failure At Life? Post here. Or not.
I'll start
>Mid functioning autist
>Severely depressed
>Possible schizo
>Possible socio
>Possible MPD
>possible PTSD from traumatic childhood
>Sex and porn addict
>List of fetishes as mind-bogglingly long as they are bizarre to the normie mind
>Kissless virgin in my 20s
>broke, still living with my parents
>fat as fuck with a bad back
>lifelong dandruff
>bad teeth
>bad vision
>ugly faced
>nobody will hire me for anything but part time, and only if they can pay under minimum wage under the table
>too chicken to an hero
/r9k/ Template Thread
1. Sad story involving failed social interaction, typically blaming others
2. "Woe is me" tale relating sadness or depression
3. Blog post concerning a boring incident OP thinks is interesting
4. Whining about the lack of interaction with the opposite sex
>finally fix my sleep schedule
>go to bed at 11
>keep waking up at 4
>cant even sleep anymore
I feel like I'm going crazy. On one hand the fact that I can't sleep means I'm not depressed, by sleeping less than 6 hours every night is making me lose it badly.
I'm jittery, constantly tired, bad moods, my face looks like a fucking Picasso painting.
What do I do?
tfw constantly alone
We're building a community for asocial people, neets, hikkis and the like.
You can share music and have talks or just idle and not feel lonely all the time.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/neethikiasocial-room
This room is supossed to not be like all the other communities are, so we are mainly looking for people who spend all of their time alone and feel alone but don't actually like going out and meeting people.
If you don't like shitposting and such give it a try.
To minimize orbiting and attentionwhoring that is rampant in a lot of online communities like these we're asking people to always sexually identify themselves as male.
> circumcised "men"
It's tax season!
Who's racked up the most W-2s this year?
I've got 5. Think you can beat me?
>Watch/read an amazing story filled with wonderful characters you actually learn to care about
>Evokes great emotion from you, be it happiness from the comedic moments, sadness from the melancholic moments or outright despair in those shocking moments.
>Ends with an extremely satisfying ending
>Get to see all the characters be happy and accomplished after all their struggles throughout the story
>Final scene is the protagonist looking forward to a bright future along with his love interest
>It ends and you go back to your normal life
>Then that feeling strikes you
>You will never have a thrilling life like the characters did
>Not even the simple bits where they would sit and joke around
>You will never live
I don't even want much but the second last point is all I ask for: comfortable moments with people you really care about and have a good time with, especially with a love interest with a mutual sense of love
Finished reading such a story and the first thing that popped in my mind was that it's close to bedtime and I'll be fapping to something as usual. Masturbating after experiencing an enriching story drives in the worst fact that my life is so trashy that I haven't lived at all. Plus, the final message of this story was that 'determination allows you to shape your own future', which is something I understand but cannot do since I am not passionately determined about any goal in my life.
the drugs don't work doc/you're just being negative
what medication did they put you on?
Weird upbringing + get shit off my chest
This post is going to be all over the place but here goes. A quick question first:
Did anyone else here NOT get a gf when it was possible because you thought your parents wouldn't like it?
This is what happened to me. It was like I was embarassed to be entering puberty and to have feelings for girls. For some reason I thought my parents wouldn't approve or that it was too early to date or something. I just remember thinking it would be too embarassing to even broach the subject.
I had this mindset right up until I was perhaps 18-19. Did anyone else feel like this or is this some kind of next level shit?
I did not have a good relationship with my parents AT ALL. I only knew them on an acquaintance level and not on an emotional level. I know they love me and I love them also, but this was never expressed in any form while growing up (no hugs, no i love you's, etc). They did everything else a parent should do…discipline, food, house, safety. Oh also they didn't really care about teaching life lessons either. I only learned at 21 that I am supposed to clean my asshole while in the shower lmao…. Proper hygiene like regular showers, cleaning teeth, was never enforced. Now that I look back, this absolutely affected me socially and certainly with girls (bad breath and smelling like shit).
I am now 26 a kissless virgin. I am reasonably good looking and have been very successful money wise. However I have zero confidence. I understand this is deep rooted as there seems to be nothing I do that helps to raise it (getting rich and building my body has done nothing). Relationships are foreign to me, dont know how to socialize etc etc. My only true friends are from the internet and it took 2 years for me to be my true self and open to them. If someone were to try and befriend me, they would have to do ALL the work in getting to know me.
thanks lads
Defending Boys in a “Girl Power” Age
>Among the “Wild Kratts” supporting cast, there are two highly competent and knowledgeable females (Aviva, “a cool, fashionable, twenty-something who is well on her way to becoming the most accomplished inventor this planet has ever known!” and Koki, “an accomplished computer whiz with a sharp tongue and an even sharper wit”) paired with one hapless male, Jimmy, who is “insecure, hesitant, and unsure—that is until he gets a video game console in his hands!” Jimmy also, somewhat suspiciously, bears more than a passing resemblance to Shaggy from “Scooby-Doo.”
>Just to hammer the “girls rule” message home, at one point during “Wild Kratts Live,” apropos of absolutely nothing, a crazed cartoon Aviva suddenly shouted to the crowd: “GIRLS ARE GREAT AT SCIENCE!” There was a moment of puzzled silence from the audience; then, of course, a smattering of obligatory clapping. Finally, after this awkward spurt of well-intentioned propaganda, the show mercifully moved on.
>I looked down the row at my three children, all boys. I looked at the many boys sitting around us, raptly staring at the stage. “Hey,” I whispered, poking one son. “Boys are great at science, too!” He nodded, noncommittal. Some cheap-looking robots, surrounded by billowing dry ice fumes, had invaded the stage.
>Unfortunately, in its earnest quest for female empowerment, America—never quite good at moderation, and always quite good at fighting the last battle—is quietly and methodically marginalizing boys. Every day, through various media campaigns, America’s boys absorb countless messages that girls can do anything—and that they deserve our unending attention and adoration. When it comes to boys, however, the cacophony of “dream big” media encouragement falls oddly silent. The assumption, one supposes, is that the giant, sinister swath of oppressive male “privilege,” supposedly inherited by young boys, speaks for itself.
…
>Chevron, for its part, recently announced the “Doers” campaign, which aims to encourage girls to move into STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) careers. “Girls do remarkable things with STEM!” their ad declares, after showing a bevy of bright, spunky girls changing the world. Say what you will about the need to encourage more girls to go into STEM—and that’s a whole other conversation—but to an impressionable child, the message of the campaign is quite clear: Girls are special. Boys don’t merit attention.
>Brawny paper towels, not to be outdone, recently launched the “Strength Has No Gender” campaign. “The brand chose women who embody strength and resilience in male-dominated fields,” AdWeek reported. “Each woman stars in a short documentary showing how she has overcome adversity. They all sport the traditional red and black Brawny Man flannel, too.”
>Here’s a question: If strength really has no gender, why are we obsessively promoting one gender, over and over and over again?
https://malemattersusa.wordpress.com/2016/03/10/defending-boys-in-a-girl-power-age/
I love pooping.
I can just spend hours sitting on the toilet, reading stuff, playing games, thinking to myself, looking for new music.
Thanks to various intestinal problems I shit at least twice a day, sometimes the poops can go on for hours.
My life revolves around shitting. It's so calming and therapeutic. I think I'd go crazy if I didn't poop this much.
Anybody else here is a fellow dedicated pooper?
The power of love
Ever had a chance to feel absolutely vindicated through the power of love?
I have.
>Be me
>2 weeks
>Dating girl I met at UNI
>She's smart, funny, geeky, cute.
>Let's call her Annie.
>Tig bitties
>kneesweakarmsareheavy.mp3
>Annie and I have some GOAT conversations.
>Can actually handle the bantz
>Dishes a few good burns here and there
>Still feel like somewhat of a beta
>I don't want to act like a Chad, but I don't want to be submissive either.
>It's making me nervous
>She's looking at me with two blue pearl eyes, right back into mine
>Makes me wonder what she sees in a guy like me.
>Feel like a cuck for not flirting back
>Is this what it feels like to be Onision
>I mean Jesus christ, yes I lived in a feminist household, and I used to be a feminist but it was more Christina Hoff-Sommers levels of feminism than Anita Sarkeesian, I've stopped being a feminist because of what it's become, and this is how I have come to be?
>I must find a way to break this cuckery.
>it ends tonight.mp4
>Go and see movie
"hey anon, how about we go and see Deadpool?"
>Wouldn't mind seeing it again.
>Yeah sure.
>See movie.
>Annie is snuggling up to me.
>Now here's the funny thing about Annie and movies. Whenever I've gone to see a movie with Annie, it has always had a sex scene. ALWAYS.
>Deadpool was no exception.
>I felt like fate was taunting me, or at least nudging me to make a fucking move.
>Still don't want to come off as some womanizer.
>Fuck me and my betaness.
>Movie ends after post-credit scene.
>Going down the stairs.
>Check my pockets.
>My wallets missing shit.
"Oh sorry Annie, I forgot my wallet."
>rush up and get it.
>the tension is getting thicker, holy fuck I can't take it.
"Oh wait Annie, there's something else that I forgot."
"What's that, Anon?"
>Lean in and kiss her.
>Lips depart, she looks somewhat stunned but impressed.
>But she's standing as still as a statue.
"Annie are you okay?"
"Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?"
"you've been hit by"
"you've been struck by"
"A smooth criminal."
Dating the Girl with Purple Hair
I made a decision to date the girl with purple hair. The best decision actually. We crushed, all the way through high school and never took the leap. After committing to a relationship, we hit it off with a connection stronger than I've ever felt and seen in anyone. She is one of the most genuinely happy people, and has one hell of an eclectic personality.
ITT: we disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.
> what's wrong anon, don't you have a girlfriend?
huh, lots of anons might agree with me. Something could be up with this board! There is a lot to the attitude here, it can be hard to ignore. Very intense and high degrees of otherwise normal, legitimate people and feels.
I can look at some of the threads, and I can see some are over reactions, and I can see some promote negativity and isolation, and they can seem almost engineered!
Why exactly would people want to harm a community? What kind of a person would want a culture of isolation?
I remember dark stuff happening to halfchan way back, it's deteriorating quality.
People say it was always that way yet I was there for years and…
… it wasn't.
I acutally feel hope..
I actually feel hope,, robots.
I don't know what to do.
I'm a forty seven year old neet,, and a former case worker,, (yes.. I'm that pathietic) contacted me and I've been seeing her socially.
She's awesome.. We get stoned and watch movies,, we exchange books,,
I want her so much it hurts..
But I know I'm worthless.
>500 word essay due in 3 months
>havent even started
i should just drop out shouldnt i?
but in all seriousness, who else here hates essays? Im doing business management and the topics are always so damn vague and the sources are so hard to find its as if they are trying to confuse you on purpose
>can hear roommate having sex again
>tfw no gf general
So it happened again. My brain has decided wizardry not to be desirable, so it has picked some female to fall for.
Let me tell you about who might become my gf if some kind of divine intervention happens.
She's quiet, has an old Germanic name, laughs and seems to look at me often, laughing if our eyes meet. Big mistake on her part.
Because by doing so she has kicked off an avalanche. I've fallen for her.
Which sucks. Every time that happens (or has happened before), my plane crashes. With no survivors.
Anyway, I've already asked her out (feeling detached from reality does help with anxiety, apparently)
>NORMALFAG
wait. I'm not done yet. She didn't outright reject me, but told me she was busy, even told me what she was busy with.
My brain's dick thinks that's a good sign.
Now comes the bad part. I feel like shit. I feel like absolute and utter dog shit. I see many ways to fail.
>fucking up the de-orbit burn, burn up in the atmosphere, get propelled into an escape orbit or be stuck in a stable orbit
>wrong attitude during descend, burn up or break apart because of aerodynamic forces
>failing to deploy chute
>landing in Soviet territory
All these possible fuckups plague me, images of failures not yet real flicker in front of my eyes, they torment me. I used to feel in charge of my feelings. Now, not so much.
All the fucking internet tells me is "BEE urself xDDD but don't be needy or seem desperate", which is telling a starving man he needs to be less desperate for food.
I hate falling in love.
Anyone else wonder what happens after death? I believe in God but I can't stop thinking about what if there's nothing, what if everything just fades away.
I have always been a pathetic sack of shit
Looking back on it, I've always been extremely pathetic. I remember my time in university…
I remember those were two and half years (I graduated early) where I had no friends, no contacts, no connections. I remember weeks would go by without anyone saying a word to me. I just didn't know how to make friends, and frankly, none of the people I met in classes really piqued my interest as friends (and I'm sure I they found me boring, too). I tried attending a few clubs, but I didn't find friends there, either: however, I'd sometimes tag along just so I could go to dinner with them, or, very rarely (twice in the entire time I was there), so I could get invited to a party, where I wouldn't talk or interact with anyone, but proceed to drink myself into oblivion to forget my loneliness. I was so alone.
I only had an acquaintance that - in retrospect - wasn't very interesting or fun to hang out with. He only hung out with me once in a while, and only because his real friends had ditched him or he had no money to join them. I would get so happy when he invited me to do something ("Someone finally invited me to something!"), but I would always get bored because he was boring: stupid, immature, a party-dude bro type who thought I was an autist (he only put up with me because I sometimes used my funds to buy beer or give him answers in a Statistics class - God, I was such a cuck. How often he would ditch class to bang random whores, and I'd still give him the answers just so that I would get asked to hang out every so often).
In my final semester at university, at the very beginning of the year, I made a friend on 4chan's /r9k/. I don't even remember how - all I remember is exchanging e-mails. We started talking, and, well, I really enjoyed it. He was the only one who cared about me. Eventually, I found out he was gay, too. In December of that year we became boyfriends. I even used the last bit of the funds my parents had put in my bank to pay for a plane ticket for him to come visit me (what else was I going to use it for). In the end, this internet bf left me some months later: I never even got to meet him in person thanks to a fiasco with my parents (I am sure if we had met, we would still be together).
I have no friends. I work at a minimum wage office job. I don't talk to any of my co-workers. I don't have friends outside of work. The only regular contact I have with humanity is my parents (with whom I live).
I'm so lonely.
I hate my life. It's always been like this. I can't say it's gotten worse or better: my life has always been like this.
How do I meet older non-westernized Asian women with average English in the age-range of 35-45? I don't want anything sexual, just someone to talk to and cuddle and drink tea with.
WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE FUCKING NORMIES SAY TO WOMEN TO GET THEM TO FUCK THEM AND GIVE THEM FREE DRUGS
I CAN'T EVEN ORDER FOOD I WANT OR TALK TO MY OWN FUCKING FAMILY HALF OF THE TIME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STICK MY SMALL PRICK IN A BITCH MOUTH
>be studying in student lounge
>girl sits near me
>starts inching closer to me until she's an inch away
>freaking out don't know what to do
>she says something to me
>coldsweat.jpg
>her sentence goes on and she says she's just doing a social experiment
What a kick in the nuts.
I'm guessing most here are still virgins so I'm hoping you can relate to shitty feels like this
Sisters
I'm an only child.
How does it feel to have a sister?
How is your relationship with her?
What is she like?
Tomoko
Why is she so perfect?
TFW no gf who is as much of a weirdo than you.
>19
>parents make you pay rent to stay at home
STOP IT IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Hey guys, it's Chad. I've noticed recently that a lot of you seem to be a bit down on your luck with the ladies, and I thought I'd help you out by answering your questions and giving you some advice.
Go ahead and hit me up bro, I'll do my best for you.
The Happening
We'll probably be purged when the economy collapses.
Who else is okay with that?
I'll take that bullet in the back of the head, if they're professional about it, and let me have a smoke and a beer first.
It's not like I had that much scheduled for the next twenty years anyway.
>tfw going to make straight Bs and one A this semester by my calculations
>tfw not going to be able to get an internship
>tfw going to be homeless after uni with these grades
Why shouldn't i kill myself?
Ouch
So I went on like two dates with this girl and she broke up with me. Never had anything resembling a relationship before so of course I fell in love and long story short, I want to kill myself now I'm so depressed
>leftists think everyone deserves a free education, free food, free housing, basic income, and various other gibsmedats
>"you aren't entitled to a gf. No one owes you sex anon"
AND WHY THE FUCK NOT? YOU FUCKERS THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING ELSE. WHY IS THIS AN EXCEPTION?
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I need some advice.
There is this girl in my class whom I've talked to a couple times and I'm thinking of just going for broke and asking her out.
We generally talk right after class on the way to our cars and I'm thinking of just asking her if she wants to grab some coffee at the cafe sometime. This will be my first time ever asking a girl out so you can imagine I'm a little nervous.
How should I go about asking her exactly and is there a different way you think would work better?
OC
gonna post shit i made in gimp
add yours if you want
this is titled 'freedom from normies'
At the end of my rope
Hello fellow robots. I'm just tired of life, I keep getting dealt shit hands. I'm 22, working a dead end job, live with my parents, they think I'm graduating CC this year but I'm not, I don't even have a tenth of what I need to graduate but I've been going for 2 years. I don't have enough money to pay for more than one class at a time then with work I have no time to study so I end up failing. I don't even have a car and they expect me to move out soon. I think I might just unplug myself.
>Join internet forum
>No friends IRL ofc
>Having lots of fun playing games with them
>they ban me because I said a guy was dating used goods (forum slut dated literally 7 guys before)
public farting/shitting stories
I'll start us off with a greentext, happened a few years ago, every time I hear a flatulating sound now I think back to this.
>Highschool senior, in Statistics class
>Everyone is giving presentations on studies they conducted and what the data means
>I'm next
>Worst feeling in the world, walking up to the front of the class with everyone staring at you
>Whenever I feel nervous my stomach seems to get in knots, this usually causes me to have to go to the bathroom.
>I'm at the front, shaking and sweating profusely, not even paying attention to the excruciating pain in my tummy
>I cant hold on any longer, I feel as if I'm about to burst
>Before I can utter even a single word the flood gates open and I release the kraken.
>This was the longest fart I have ever heard to this day, it didn''t even sound human, it was sounded what I'd imagine someone tearing up a very large carpet from corner to corner would sound like.
>To this day I still hope no one was close enough to smell this monstrosity, thought I know it filled the whole room, I have always had a tough time finding food in the mornings so I had a quick egg that day.
>The result of that was apparent to my nostrils the second the fetid gas left my anus, it smelled like a mixture of raw sewage and a horse stable.
>At this point I don't even know how long it went on, a couple seconds? A minute? It felt like an eternity while I was up there.
>Without saying even a single word I slinked back to my seat, and just before sitting down I let out another little poot.
>The entire time the classroom was silent, for a solid minute no one said a word until my teacher cut in and just called on the person sitting behind me to give their speech.
>I didn't hide my face in my desk or anything, I just sat there, mortified at the travesty I had just committed.
>I didn't come to school for about a week after that, I thought up a story about why that happened, I had a really bad stomach virus and the pills I was taking made me do it, I couldn't control myself.
>I hardly talked to anyone so no one asked, but I heard whispers in the halls about that quiet kid had a loud (back)side to him.
Rant thread
Going on a rant.
Last fall some girl in my classes (university) slowly began to act in a manner as if she liked me and I began to like her too. Among the things she did include constantly touching me and rubbing against me, playful teasing, even though she never spoke to me in the few years before and she wasn’t nearly like this with anyone else nor had I ever had a girl do something like this to me. I asked a few of my real life friends (who didn’t know her) and they agreed that there was something there, I asked /r9k/ and they agreed too. Anyway I asked her out on a pseudo-date and it turned out the bitch had a boyfriend and felt nothing for me, why she agreed to meet me is anyone’s guess. And that leads to why I’m so pissed off.
I can’t shake the feeling that she’s holding back something. This happened in December, she was away during winter session in January and we’ve been back for about a month now and I haven’t spoken to her since. She barely ever talks to the guy anymore who I found out was her boyfriend and I get the feeling that they might have broken up, although they weren’t that close before to the point that I couldn’t tell that they were dating. She seemed genuinely hurt while rejecting me which is something succubi almost never do and I can’t shake the feeling that if they broke up, I must have had something to do with it, there’s no way that would be a coincidence.
But I want it to end already. She broke my heart like no one ever has before and I don’t want to forgive her for that, but I’ve never had a girlfriend before so naturally a part of me wants it. It’s just too much to take, and I keep going back and forth, day after day, several times a day, even in this very post. This manifests in part of my behavior, I try to leave lectures not too early that she’s far behind but if she gets too close I go into “fuck I gotta get the hell out of here” mode. God forbid she somehow makes it just ahead of me, then I have to awkwardly keep my distance behind and not say anything. All the time she does shit to fuck with me too, like turning around to talk to people while facing me, forcing me to look down because I can’t bear directly looking at her anymore, or walking into my lab section that she wasn’t in, looking at me for a few seconds, and then leaving. Before she had an excuse that she didn’t know I liked her, but now she knows and she’s doing this shit on purpose.
It doesn’t help that the group of normies that I latched on to just so I’m not alone twiddling my thumbs all the time are a bunch of Chad’s that while I get along with, it’s obvious that I don’t fit in at all. And I feel like all of the time I see couples walking around including a few friends and I am reminded that I’ll never have that and none of them will ever understand that.
Obviously I can’t do anything about these feels permanently, and the last thing I want to do is find someone else. I know that it’s just going to play out the same way again. Are there any oldfags around that have managed to keep these feels under control? At this point I want to get rid of all sexual desire and become a priest or something, but I know that I can’t keep going with the way things are any longer.
Share similar feels I guess, I don't want to make this a blog post just about me.
Do you envy this man?
Rinmaru Waifu Thread
Robots try to portray your waifu, your ideal gf or your oneitis with this avatar creator:
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Post results
This is the best I could to portray my oneitis
Late 20's & Older Discussion
any robots in their late 20's, nearing wizardry?
26 yo here, it's coming fast
I've been browsing imageboards since 2007, what about you guys?
Your deepest darkest fetish
I would like you to tell your most socially unacceptable fetish. We will then analyze it from the point of view of other pre-wizards and see if we can't figure out the root of your perversion.
Do you like Traps because you find those who reject their manhood could more easily relate to you? Or perhaps the fear of betrayal and raising another man's kid is not possible here? Perhaps you wish to submit and suck dick because the woman in your life, your mother, always immasculated you and this position beneath a feminine body is more comfortable?
Do you crave an innocent virgin loli because you yourself are a virgin and fear adult women have so much more experience they would never accept you? Do you think you could mold her in her formative years to love you and follow your interests?
How about the Asians? So soft and docile. They do not humiliate their men in public. Your awkwardness could be chalked up to cultural differences. Would they see your quietness, lack of substance abuse, and propensity to ignore others as stoic and manly?
Is Bestiality about humiliating women? Or seeing then as horny and deseperate as us to take anything to satisfy them? Do you seek the forgiving loyalty of an animal?
>tfw no lovely waifu to coddle with
why bother living.
GREAT BIG METATHREAD
Hello. This thread was due to be here when we finally migrated to next, but that hasn't happened yet, so we'll have a thread here, as it's been a while!
Post all your concerns, worries, praise, hate, etc in here!
No rules regarding normalfaggotry will be added, lest a sufficient amount of regular users call for it. I regret the rules I put forward, and in my defense I was very tired and not in my right mind. Freedom comes first.
Thinking of writing down some informal guidelines.
This would mean we have a link on the rules page with a .txt file writing out a few of the unwritten rules here, as in "Please refrain from posting or bragging about your "successful" sexual life." and "Please do not post generals, they are discouraged."
Thoughts?
Everything here is negotiable, but due to lack of involvement here I will start enforcing rules if there is not sufficient outrage at it.
Also I've become Global Volunteer. Keep reporting things locally to me and Hip.
Animal Thread
ITT post /r9k/ tier animals. I'll start with slugs that I found in my yard. They're so adorable.
lonely
>tfw no qt asian girlfriend
just kill me. how do i get one, I'm autistic, obese, and i don't know how to talk to girls. I tried messaging some on interpals and they saw my message and ignored it. Do robots have any tips?
So what's stopping you from going to the gym, anon? Everyone has to start somewhere, and you just might end up going home with a hottie after you put in some time there lifting weights.
Hapa Revolutionary rises up against his White Dad & Asian Mom
A Eurasian male was sick of having his White Dad and Asian Mom laugh at how small his Asian dick was, and how his sister was getting the Big White Dick. He acted out on his Oedipal rage to kill the Father and rape the Mother.
He began his revolutionary third world uprising against the White Patriarch who had ruled over him. He also slaughtered his Eurasian sister, reminded her of how she had fucked white guys without ever letting him join in.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3460182/Authorities-Shooting-reported-Phoenix-home-fire.html
Virgins census
Virgins, report here!
Announce your lvl and tell us if you still have a hope to mate.
25,6 yo, anxiety, tired of life, I almost fucked an ugly bitch once but peepee not erekt. No hope at all and I don't try anymore
The tumblr team have kicked in your door, raided your house, and xey holding you at gunpoint: you have 30 seconds to provide substantial, physical proof that you are a degenerate or you go to the camps.
How fucked are you?
ITT: Post music that embodies your feels.
Am I the only one here who sit down while urinating?
I'm just so tired all the time, standing is tiresome, breathing is tiresome, everything is just exhausting. I'm also not always sure if I have to defecate or not, so I sit down just in case I feel the need.
I'm not alone in this, am I? Should I seek help?
>be white
>be suicidal
>a black guy on my skype group tells me he hopes I kill myself
>just told me he was disappointing I didn't do it
>bullies me all the time and tells me about his job with Boieng and shows his paystub to me and humiliates me in every way he can while all the other people in the call laugh with him at me
>can't make fun of him back because he's better than me
>started dating the girl that he knew I was close to being in a e-relationship with
The only thing that truly sucks about all this is I can't kill myself now. If I do, he wins. I can't let that happen.
Why are black people so mean? What'd I do to them?
what's your opinion on male feminist?
CUCK
Seriously why are these fuckers allowed to live
If you have a sister, its not your fault you're a robot.
Boys that grow up with sisters in the household are basically feminized at a young age subconsciously.
Boys that are single children or have only brothers end up being a lot more macho and masculine. This is what is desirable for girls.
So blame your parents for not aborting your sister. You would be a lot more successful in life if it weren't for her.
>but I don't have a sister, and I would be better at talking to girls if I did have one!
Nope, doesn't work that way.
How do you study? /Uni General
I have horrible study habits but because of my previous technical school experience, high intelligence, or above-average memory-retention skills (pick one) I managed to get a 3.75+ GPA my first semester without trying very hard.
I'm paying for it now because I feel like I'm getting killed this semester, I fucked off the first week and have been trying like mad to catch back up.
I have discarded most of the timesinks that used to drag me down in the past, I even skipped my grandmother's birthday so I could study yesterday, but at the same time I went bowling with my cousin and friends.
Anyway, I have mastered the horrible practice of procrastination to the point I would rather do anything else around the house than homework itself. And just having that pressure kills me inside when it's the weekend and I see the clock go into the double digits, i.e. from early am to after 10am, it just feels like time rushes so fast and my day is already over at that point.
Same/similar stories?
I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a…thing for these characters growing up?
Why do we hate work?
It seems like of all the things that define a robot, it all stems from a lack of ability to want to do anything.
I mean we want to want to do it, but we don't.
Then we start thinking of how inexperienced and lame we are at life, and we start getting low self-esteem, and the rest just naturally follows?
Why do we have such a strong aversion to this? It's beyond mere laziness…
Pic not really related.
Cunts
Your daily dose of 3DPD
Fetishes
I can safely assume we all have fetishes here and mine is a curse. I like fat chicks and seeing them eat and get bigger and I just want to hogtie them and make them eat with mouth only like a fucking pig while they squeal for more until they're on the breaking point of their stomach ripping open, I'm not a fucking degenerate enough to see them explode and hope I never will because it's bad enough but I can't deny it's what gets me hard.
I made a chat for Virgins, we don't normally welcome women but it seems like some of you guys are kinda okay.
We instaban normies and play games together, watch anime and stuff.
If you get a prostitute it doesn't count as being normie, but don't be a normie advisor or get banned.
We don't normally want women because we don't.
Here's invite https://discord.gg/0mq1PnFKQN3Ot8md
Should I settle?
alright /r9k/
I recently had the good fortune of finding a qt who is nerdy and wants to date me. This after searching on okc and other sites.
The only problem is she is 21 with a face of a 40 yr old (im 28). She has a nice body but is a virgin and is saving it. She has really goof personality and isnt really that interesting or w/e
but im at the point in my life where i dont think i could get any better.
Should i settle?
Farmhand
a.k.a. innocent first sexual intercourse with the purpose of procreation under the context of family-sanctioned holy matrimony
I hail from the faraway place in the provinces, where my family's livelihood is the planting of rice during rainy season and other vegetation during sunny season. There were two of us siblings: Brother Arnel and I. It was the height of the rebellion against the dictator's regime. I was still young, so I became my father's little helper on the farm.
Perhaps I inherited from my father the farmer's gene because even with all my mother's insistence that I study none of the school lessons ever stuck to my mind. It was good fortune that I managed to finish elementary school somehow, before mother died–a casualty from a sudden gun battle between the rebels and the soldiers.
Father became miserable and he blamed my brother who was supposed to be his co-worker at the farm yet it was me who ended up doing the remaining tasks. I leave for the farm while still dark and come home when darkness has set in again. In the middle of the farm, we had a small hut where we rest and this is where I also cook our meals.
I was not conscious of the passing of time because of the labor laid upon my shoulders. Until one night when I came home I saw a woman who was not far from my age. She was doing the chores my mother once did, and I learned that she was from among my mother's kinsfolk.
Her name was Elena. I am Turo, short for Arturo.
>join tinder
>match with this girl
>she knows two people I know but haven't spoken to for years
>she messages me first Hey :)
>check her facebook
>she has a baby girtl around 3-4 years old
>paranoid whatever I say she will relay back to these two faggots
>don't know how to talk to women anyway
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
oh fuck christ almighty help me please
i was driving home from school today (im 18 no ban pls) and some girl asked for a lift, i was with 2 other guys so i said yes and everything went fine in the car i didnt sperg but we didnt talk that much, but now she jut sent a valentine thing on normalbook. oh christ what do i do oh god i dont want this i only have facebook becaue i like the memes sometimes. what do i do i dont know if i should ignore it i have to see her again tomorrow
im having a heart attack send help
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Do I really need to know all of this just to be able to workout? Look at this shit. Am I reading a fucking book here? Some other friend of mine recommended "Starting Strength" which is over 300 fucking pages.
Someone simplify this for me. I want to stop being skelly and get a body that can do parkour, cycling, and other things I've been getting into.
Just tell me the following:
>What do I eat?
>How much?
>What exercises do I do?
>How many reps?
>How often do I work out?
God damn this is all I need to know, but people overcomplicate this and no google search or advice from others will give me a fucking straight answer.
One restriction though, I ain't doing bench if I need a squatter. Don't care for having to bother strangers each time I hit the gym, that's not comfy.
What's your favorite sex position, robots? I don't know the name of it but I always like doing pic related.
What about you anon, what curls your toes in bed?
What was your worst year in high school
>2008, sophomore year
>just move to to new school because dad is a marine
>20 minutes late for class
>i walk in, and its nothing but chads and a flaming faggot
>apparently i look like a giant faggot
>"oh look, two faggots now, just fuck already"
>justlaydownanddie.gif
>teacher comes into room
>"oh anon, we are getting into pairs, why dont you be partners with faggot?"
>fuckyou.jpg
>end up doing some bullshit project
>"anon, i'm sorry about them, just ignore them"
>most faggy voice in existence
>chads behind us sneer and snicker
>one decides to throw a fucking razor from a pencil sharpener
>hellnawbitch.png
>get up and fucking kick bitch in his face (hes sitting down)
>look of fucking terror as hes on the ground nose bleeding
>dont give a fuck, just death staring at his dumb ass
>chad pussys out and backs out screaming like a fucking howler monkey to the nurse
>whole fucking class is bug eyed
>except for faggot, who just looks at me with a bewildered smile
>get hauled by two security guards down to the front office
>sit in office for 10 minutes, before this sheboon walks in
>"anon…you didn’t have to do that for him…"
>"wait what"
>"it was real brave of you to protect faggot, and we want you to know that"
>niggeryouwot.bmp
>turns out entire class, even the other chads fucking hated him because hes a fucking tool-bag
>so they tell the hierarchics that i stepped in and kicked him to prevent chad from beating up faggot, and that i was his boyfriend.
>pissed out of my mind, since i absolutely knew this would violate my parole
>"you're free to go"
>stand there like a autist wondering why i wasn't having my asshole stretched in prison right now
>next day, after that period ends, faggot runs up to me and hugs me
>whispers "thank you"
>all the Stacy’s go "AWWWW, how CutE"
>have to put up with his faggy bullshit for the rest of the year, because i kicked somebody in the face
>always known as the "crazy gay kid"
>faggot always bought me food, so there's that for me
>next year I move to a new city, but not before faggot kisses me goodbye in front of the class
>godIhateyousomuch.webm
So /r9k/, what was your worst year in highschool
I've been trying to become a normalfag for quite a while and have only acquired acquaintances despite the effort. I've talked to many girls though, and I have a good idea about them
i just ran through my head the process of getting a date with a random girl. It required so much social skill, subtlety, verbal slights, feints, use of body language, humor, and wit that there is simply no way that I could come close to pulling this off unless I was having an unbelievably good day and was at peak mental state and awareness
I don't think I'm cut out for this sort of thing. I'm not funny an I can't come up with a joke to save my life and I am slow-witted.
>Wongene Daniel Kim, a student at the University of Toronto, filed a complaint with the Ontario Human Rights because a professor refused to excuse him from attending class because he was too shy to be the only guy in the class. He accused his professor of discriminating against him as a male when she docked him marks for not coming to class. The second-year health science major arrived at the opening of a Women and Gender Studies course for which he had signed up in the fall of 2012 — “It had spaces left and fit into my timetable” — only he was the only man.
http://genderidentitywatch.com/2014/02/07/wongene-daniel-kim-canada/
This guy is DEFINITELY a robot
COMING OUT OF THE HUGBOX
I wasn't misbehaving, I just have Autism.
The judge didn't buy it and still sent me to prison.
They should make a prison just for the 'sperglings
It would be the safest one in the world because nobody would talk to each other
That's my "spiel,"
general thread on telling normies your secret:
Have you?
Would you?
Are you afraid of them knowing?
Do you do it in an emergency like me?
(same as above)
Do you "play your card" wisely and only let others know when it actually has a direct bearing (ie teachers or whatever)?
I generally play it close to the chest, it's on a need-to-know basis and they don't need to fucking know. Except in special circumstances. I think I used to try to fit in so people would think I was 'normal' and not fuck with me.
>that's why I dressed goth and fucked jb, apparently
Nowadays I don't give a shit, wear clothes a couple years old, 2 hoodies, same jeans, buzz cut. See no one socially if I can help it and now feel a sense of peace I haven't had before, leaving social media feels good, man.
Need that pastebin of those hikikomori/NEET work from home jobs
I saw the pastebin up on here some months ago but I was on NEETbux then so I didn't try to get one of those jobs because then I would have lost my NEETbux. I bookmarked the pastebin but a Chrome update in December wiped out all my bookmarks.
I think I received the last of my NEETbux last week. At any rate my NEETbux should be expiring soon. I have to file another report next week but I don't think I'll be getting anymore. So I'm going to need a job but I want a work-from-home job that doesn't require a job interview and allows me to work from home. Preferably with flexible hours. Preferably just part-time for now I guess (I am a basement dweller. Otherwise I'd have to work full-time). Might work full-time hours some weeks if I have the energy and motivation to work that much.
I heard about Mechanical Turk but registration is not open for Canadians anymore (Mechanical Turk pays sub-minimum wage but I would have still take it. Whatever. It would allow me to still keep my old NEET lifestyle.)
I've been NEET for over 10 months now. But I think that a work-from-job with no job interview, flexible schedule, etc. wouldn't be so bad for me. It might even make me feel better and less depressed. I want to still live the same NEET lifestyle more or less. But I want money.
Thanks fam.
>tfw almost SMFC in EU CS:GO
who else here /lifegoals/
>get home drunk after a hard day's work
>eat fried chicken while watching some shit anime
These are the little pleasures.
What pleasures does anon like to indulge in? Anything at all, go ahead,
Ask my fwb if a relationship was possible. Got this.
Thoughts?
Let me tell this to you all straight:
I've been wallowing in "depression" while browsing /r9k/ for a while. I want to tell you the end game and how your parents thought that you would by default know this.
Neets = Niggers
Vidya = Anime = It's nigger-tier escapism from problems at hand.
Hating wimminz = You are probably too lazy and morally degenerate to be able to tell them your true feelings. Either that or just giving up in general.
Nihilism = Advanced or "logical" nigger excuse to do hedonistic things.
Not being open minded enough to be able to think about how the idea in question is right or wrong = Nigger excuse for being too lazy to critically think.
"I have a high IQ on that test I took when I was young!" = We wuz kingz 'n' shyeeet
Introverted = Too lazy to pick up a torrent/book about how to become socially literate.
Traps = Seeking refuge to what seems "realistic," comfortable, and familiar.
Negative thinking = Death of any and all advancement of your status. Though this shouldn't be your excuse to just expect the unexpected. I've dabbled in fringe shit and it only works if you put in the effort which should be obvious.
Anon, you were my only friend at one point of my life. I want you to go up in the ranks, let's do it together.
>eating dinner
>mom tells me my sister wants me to go see "a guy she knows who works with chakras" and swears up and down that it's going to make my asperger better because he said so
>I tell her no thanks
>"why"
>"because I don't believe in this shit mom"
>"why don't you at least try"
>"because if I do my sister is going to waste perfectly good money giving it to a conman"
Then it degenerated and now I'm having trouble digesting. She accused me of being of bad faith and not being smart because if I were I'd at least give it a chance. Then she brought up that the upstairs neighbour does laying on of hands and she got upset when I said "great, another crackpot".
I don't get it. They always want to drag me in front of mystic assholes, I never want to and they keep bringing on the point and insulting me when I refuse. I'm supposed to be the naïve one, but after being abused too many times I just don't trust in anything anymore, rightly or wrongly. However, this I know perfectly to be horseshit.
I don't know what to do. They won't fucking stop no matter what I do or say, but if I go just to shut them up then that's money going to some fucking New Age bullshit peddler and my family really is not rich. They're just desperate I suppose, and these fuckers can smell it.
Pic unrelated, just cute puppers.
>Tfw math skills of a gorilla.
Got a B in basic college math, can't do business math and dropping course. Changing to PolySci to get into law school. The B will transfer for the one math class I need as a polysci major.
Thank God I am a borderline genius at history and writing essays and my polysci class. I'm betting my life on getting an extremely high GPA and free ride to law school or top 50 law schools Or debt slavery.
Infographics General
Who /completely disconnected from their family/ here?
>dad comes in my room, sits down on the bed
>"what's up?" he asks
>"nothing"
>silence
>"so how were your finals?"
>"I only had one yet, which I passed, the remaining finals are in January"
>"Hmm… … … … January what?"
>"January 5"
>"What day is that?"
>"It's a Tuesday"
>"Hmm… … … … What you doing on the computer?"
>I'm reading about canvas fingerprinting in web browsers
>"Nothing really."
>"*stares at my screen*"
>Notices an uneaten chocolate Santa Claus on my desk
>"You should eat that before it expires"
>"Will do"
>"Hey, you don't have a desktop PC? Is that in the corner still working?"
>"I guess it sill works, I dunno"
>I haven't touched that shit in years, I only use my comfy notebook, I also don't really play games, the ones I do run completely fine on my notebook
>They got my a shitty humidifier for Christmas, which he now examines
>"It cannot be attached to my radiator by the way" I tell him
>tfw shitty radiator design
>"Really? Not even on the sides? Hmm."
>starts trying to attach it but he realizes I'm right
>"What time is it?" he asks
>"1:30"
>"Oh, I gotta go know, see ya"
Yeah, good talking to you dad.
>I'm 25
>KHHV
>neet
>fucking failure at life
JUST
Maybe we are just broken, needing to be fixed.
Make Nixon our Role Model!
Why the hell is Nixon not our role model here at /r9k/? He was awkward as hell, didn't get along with girls, couldn't talk to people without writing conversation topics down, was used as a practice dummy when on the football team, the list goes on and on.
Instead of holding up a suicidal loser like Elliot, who had everything but went out like a sissy, let's promote Nixon, someone who came from poverty and social anxiety, but managed to make his way to the top and piss off way more normies through Watergate than Elliot did with his little temper tantrum.
https://www.facesofsuicide.com/
Perhaps one of these girls could have loved you.
Saturday Thread
It's another lonely Saturday night… I'm sitting alone in the dark on my computer downloading 44 gigabytes of porn while eating corn chips and drinking some dew with no friends or anyone to share joys and sorrows with…
What are you guys doing tonight?
Are women seriously this gullible?
>Friend meets this redhead
>Shes ok
>He starts kissing her ass (Not literally)
>Sits down next to her if the whole couch is free
>Buys her things and gives her some of his snacks
>Always tries to make her laugh
>Giving her all the attention
>Few weeks later they're going out
Are women seriously this fucking easy to fool?
Seriously.
Anyone on here who has had a girlfriend before, I'm asking:
Are women this retarded?
Maybe its just me and men are the same way. Some guys don't even take a second to fall in love, and you've got a boner while you're walking down main street, looking at all the pretty girls. Your dick tucked up behind your waistband. You cry when you watch your porn because you want a girl like that.
I'm sick to my fucking stomach from this realization. I don't expect women to just walk up to me and make it easy. I don't expect women to make things easier.
Maybe you don't invest enough time. Maybe that is the problem?
The guy is a fucking moron. But I'm not some genius either, and I've seen women settle for less,
So, I guess what I'm saying is
Getting someone is as easy as constantly kissing ass and hanging around them? I can kiss ass, I can hang around someone constantly.
I'm smarter and better than him and he still acts like he's the shit. I'm funnier than him, I don't think I look that fucking bad, I work hard and get things done. My skin is clear and I don't dress bad.
I'm just lacking confidence, right?
You're just lacking confidence, right?
We're just lacking a few social skills, right?
What the fuck is it? Could this be the answer?
A whole lot of pampering makes up a girlfriend?
ISIS captures Feminist Senate of Kurdistan
The ISIS Patriarchs are sick sadist fucks. After they captured the Kurdish Feminist Senate, they forced all the Feminist Senators to assemble and strip off their masculine blouses and pantsuits. Dressed only in their lingerie, surrounded by ISIS thugs, they were forced to hold a final session pledging utter loyalty to ISIS Patriarchy, and declaring all women to be property. With the new laws passed, a mass rape of all the Feminist Senators followed, and their proud Senate Hall was turned into a new harem slave compound.
I thought you ISIS savages just wanted the teen soliders as your slaves. Now you even want to enslave the 38 year old high ranking top Marxist-Feminist Generals?
The teen POWs captured in battle isn't enough for this ISIS misogyny. Now they have issues a prize for capturing the top Kurdish Marxist-Feminist military leader alive. They boast that even she shall be transformed into a sexual slave for ISIS Patriarchy.
why do you want 38 year old Marxist-Feminist political leaders?
I doubt you would enjoy having a warrior woman who was once so powerful and militantly Feminist as your slave
they have already captured thousands of young Kurd footsoldiers to be their sex slaves, why are the Feminist teen POWs not enough? Why do they want to make the top generals and feminist political leaders into slaves now too?
but she is a Feminist warrior who leads thousands of women into battle. As well as a major revolutionary political leader.
you think she will be some cumrag harem slave?
I doubt you would enjoy having a warrior woman who was once so powerful and militantly Feminist as your slave
a Feminist General from the battlefield is just not going to submit like that
if you had teen Kurd pussy available, what would be her use?
and I doubt someone so high in power, could ever get used to being so low and debased
we should be supporting her cause, now wishing her capture, public stripping and degrading enslavement to Patriarchy
We need to support Kurdish Feminists in their struggle!
should i fire this female behavior therapist tomorrow?
>inb4 no replies
14/12/2015;
>female behavior therapist visited
she told me
>she is not going to ask me how i feel about something like 'and how does that make you feel?'
i would like to do those ink blob and 'say the first thing that you can think of when i say []' tests
>i do not have to talk to her if i do not want too
i am thinking what she meant was i do not have to talk in the car
then she asked me about some of me background
then had me sign a paper like a big stack of papers and left.
4/1/2016;
>female behavior therapist asked me to show her how i would use the oven/microwave to heat up food
>i do while making a week menu [which has mostly chicken tendies on it] since me mom is gunna be gone this week and step-dad is staying at home blasting his Beatles songs and reading about Steve jobs and smoking and whatnot
>she asked me about me teeth
>i told her i only have about 5 left that need worked on but only sting when i have over 30g of sugar
>we talked a bit about moving out and me mom taking me to 2 places to check out
>she asked me if i have stinky/sweaty feet [because she wanted to check out me room and it has an odor like a male gym locker room. i sweat in me sleep.] and i felt very unease about someone like /her/ asking me that. she told me she has stinky/sweaty feet because she runs a lot then asked me which type of girlfriend i wanted but i sperged out and told her none at the moment because am trying to get me life on track.
1/?
where are you from
Is it okay to have a thread where try to see how many close neets are close to us?
I've had this on wizardchan and it went well, no hooks up and shit like that, it was just interesting to see people in very obscure countries and places that browse wizardchan, you thought you'd be the only on until you saw someone else. Hell, maybe you'll find a friend don't meet people from the internet, seriously.
I know some may hate this idea, since it can be considered as FIB info gathering, or social shit, but I'm just curious if there are other people who visit 8ch and r9k near me, in such small countries/cities.
So, where are you from anon? Country and city, or maybe just country?
Oh shit
I donated to a charity when they came asking and in exchange I received a ticket to enter a speed dating thing
What do?
Alone
I officially have no friends. My last friend got a job and barely talks to me. Is there any goal I can strive for that can get me out of this Hell?
I've gone genuinely insane and back AMA
ITT Post some crazy shit that has happened to you, or go the fuck ahead and AMA
I'm going to do my best to recount the first half of most critical year of what I have referred to as the Squid Girl event.
Welcome to 2013, January 2nd.
>character select me, 20, beta, 6ft 240lbs
>junior year of college, pursuing degree in art, not convinced art is actually real.
>we start on January 2nd because this is the day I discover I was cheated on by my Gf at the time, we'll call her S.
>S and I have had a tumultuous relationship because I'm a piece of shit.
>I'm not attracted to normal women at this time because I have a wildly out of control fat fetish and have binged porn for most of my life.
>As garbage as I am, it takes garbage to date garbage, S is an attention seeker with some heavy mental baggage, I've made some things better, but spend too much time away from her (as in sitting next to her playing my vidja while she plays LoL).
>So it turns out S tells me she's cheating on me with a guy, let's call him D, who was of course an acquaintance of mine from a previous transgression.
>I flip my shit, I go home, I start tearing myself apart.
>but I can't end it, I'm trash, i'm never going to get another girl to date me.
>S is an attention whore anyway, just proves I'm not up to leaving her.
>I FUCKING STAY, I decide it's at least over and lose myself in my dank souls.
>S gets a power trip over this, I guess. She seems better, more confident.
>Winter break ends and I meet up at college again, maybe things are going not too bad?
>"anon, I love D, but I love you too"
>kfc this is just my fucking life now. go back into dark souls, try to break it off, realize i'm in the same boat as before.
>can I even blame her? I'm a fat fuck with nothing, who does nothing but vidja
>realize also that I turned her into that
>i took a 7/10 chubby girl with friends and hobbies and turned her into a probably 5/10 whale that plays league of legends for almost 6 hours a day
>I start getting really distant from my friends, I go to class, go to work, and play dark souls, sometimes S is over watching anime or playing league, or skyping with D.
>go ahead and call me a cuck, she would skype the guy she cheated on me with in my room, i didn't do a thing about it
have you tried ponies?
Automation
Looks like menial labor jobs are on their way out. If they can sell something like this for less than $20,000 a robot, then a lot of minimum wage jobs are going to disappear.
It'll be morbidly amusing to see what happens in in the future when the crunch really happens and a third of society or more can no longer get jobs.
Its already amusing when people deny this could impact jobs when automated checkouts at supermarkets have become a thing, and automated warehouse robots have become a thing as well. You have car factories that have automated many assembly line workers out of a job, and in exchange a smaller amount of people who maintain these factories are employed. Now the fun is coming to the service sector.
>mfw I haven't hugged a girl in the last 13 years.
>mfw I have never even kissed a female
>mfw 30th birthday fast approaching and am ready to become the most powerful wizard in history
Can you even compare to my level?
true robots general
>tfw you hurt everyone around you
>tfw you've lost every person you care about because you have no empathy
>tfw no concept of other peoples emotions
>tfw you always misjudge how people will react to things
>tfw you realize regardless of whether you're sad, angry, happy, whatever, you're always pulling the same serious facial expression
anyone else here autistic/broken/mentally disordered? I've hit rock-bottom fellas.
CAN WE PLEASE PERMA BAN THE 'YE' FAG, HOLY FUCK I GET A SMALL BRAIN CLOT EVERY TIME I SEE HIM POST WITH HIS STUPID TYPING STYLE
Is Jeb Bush /r9k/'s new mascot?
>you will never be humiliated in front of your whole country, and rest of the world who will witness all your autism at its highest unlike Jeb
>you will never be as big of a disgrace to your family as Jeb has been
>no matter how bad things get
>you will never be Jeb
Everything I like has gone to shit
>Top gear
cancelled
>Game of thrones
Stannis killed off, D&D pandering to danaerys fans
>Total war games
TALMUDIC DLC CENTRAL
>/bane/
dying out
>memes
NO NEW ONES ARE BEING MADE
What world do I live in? Why is it that everything I like has turned to shit?
Evangelion was pretty much the epitome of criticizing otaku culture, Anno managed to sneak in deep references everywhere.
Take the scene where Shinji jerks off to comatose Rei, it's clearly a representation of otakus jerking it to doujins. Jerking it to a dead lifeless form that won't talk back to you.
The next time you're jerking it to your favorite Chinese porn comic, imagine Anno whispering tenderly into your ears, "Anime was a mistake."
When did you realize you were actually a normie?
Good Chad Experiences
>Decide to start going to the gym because I'm unhappy with my body shape
>Angry because my online friends started treating me like garbage, excluding me from gaming sessions, etc.
>Sound system at front desk where you can play your own music, generic trap party music for generic swole boys is currently playing
>6'4'' Man beast with douche snap back on with the words "Kray" on the front comes up to me and says:
>"Do you like this kind of music Anon?"
>"N-no, not particularity…"
>Douche goes to the front desk and unplugs the guys iPod and plugs his own in
>Puts on NOFX
>"That stupid pop trap shit gets so repetitive. My names Chad by the way."
>"Anon, nice to meet you…"
>Thus began a still continuing friendship for 8 months
>He invites me to parties and stuff
>Got me laid
>Better friend than any robots have ever been to me, mostly because of the lack of angst that most of my old friends have
Post good experiences you had with normalfags :)
Why do normalfags like summer or hot weather so much?
It's fucking annoying. You sweat to do anything,and you are fucked if you have a job or are going to college.
I fucking hate this shit, i hope it ends soon. I live in the south hemisphere btw, today we had close to 32 degrees (celsius).
I just don't get it. You are all sweaty and disgusting just to do basic shit. I'm not even fat, i'm quite /fit/, so i can't understand why normalcattle like this crap.
/tumblr/ - it's the cis white males!
/pol/ - it's the jews!
/r9k/ - it's the normies!
What the fuck happened to the board?
My last refuge to be with other fuck ups is being invaded by normans and cuckchanners.
this is worse than the /int/ nukes*
Any robots see prostitutes here?
I fucked a chubby Asian girl mid-20s DD tits. She had an Asian pan-face but she's cheap so who am I to complain? No condom, came inside her (though it spilled out onto her ass cheeks in doggy). Paid like $90. And no I'm not telling you who. I don't want you nasty fuckers giving her STDs. I'm probably going to see her again since it's rare to find a hooker who has a good attitude, cheap and lets you fuck her raw.
Need tips on how to sanitize STD bacteria or viruses. I soaped up my cock after the session in her bathroom with body wash. I forgot to pee. Fuck. I hear urination helps. I'm going to try hand sanitizer on my cock and swig some Listerine as well. It would have cost me like $45 to fuck her with a condom. But I hate condoms. I noticed a skin tag above her pussy. My cock didn't touch it. And I hear that transmission rate for genital warts is very low. But pretty much everyone has HPV.
maybe you're just a shithead
Ever stopped and think about how you come across to other people?
I always thought that I was shy and that the reason why people don't like talking to me was because of my social anxiety, but I'm starting to realize that people don't like communicating with me because I sometimes act very arrogantly.
Anyone else here have social anxiety and think you're also a bit arrogant?
I'm starting to appreciate people's friendliness more and want to give even more friendliness back. I try to not shortcut people's attempts to start a conversation because of 'muh nervousness', but instead have a friendly attitude and keep eye contact, not because I want to seem confident, but because of respect.
I always hear people telling others to have confidence in social situations, and I always thought that I don't have confidence and that's why I can't be friendly, but now I want to care about how I come across to other people, instead of telling myself "I shouldn't care about how i come across as much, that's what therapists would tell me to do anyway".
People don't really expect you to say much, and you can just stay silent while still being friendly and calm.
pic related is what i think i looked like (until now) when people wanted to talk to me
>know this guy on IRC for more than two years, decide to go visit him.
>fly to Paris, meet up with him.
>good autismo times are had
>day two, decide to go to the center of Paris to see monuments and be tourists since he's assburger and doesn't go to Paris much
>go to the Eiffel tower, he warns me it's a shit place full of hasty gentlemen.
>I disregard his advice as one cannot go to Paris and not have seen the Eiffel tower
>It's really big and cool, but I have no need to go up in it and taking the stairs is like 17 euros and there's a line for the elevator
>nope.jpg
>decide to walk through the park near the Eiffel tower (to get to the The Invalides, tomb of Napoleon, we arrived too late so it was closed)
>a pack of melanin enriched gentlemen try to sell us their handcrafted goods clearly made with lots of hard labor.
>kindly decline
>they persist in their efforts to sell us goods, quite aggressively so.
>tell them to fuck off
>nigger gets angry and pushes my friend
>scream "DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU FUCKING NIGGER"
>this displeases the negroid.
>negroid gets aggressive, clearly displeased with us calling them niggers
>yelling ensues, scream back "GO BACK TO AFRICA"
>Continue walking as they scream at us
>Friend yells things in French
>he finishes off yelling "REFUGEES NOT WELCOME" at them
>We both laugh as we walk off to shop at the Japanese district and eat really good ramen while they slave away like the wagecucks they are.
Fucking niggers when will they learn, /pol/ was right again.
>get tinder
>fake gps to LA
>get 20+ matches in 3 days (get none home)
>none of them respond to me no matter what I say
>realize I literally have no idea how to talk to people let alone women
>I don't really want to talk to women or anyone about anything
>I'm lonely yet don't want human interaction
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>believe that a white genocide is "actually happening" just because you're being outbred by irresponsible welfare recipients
>"I'm gonna prevent the extinction of the white race!"
>get married
>wife produces 3 children, only 1 is biologically yours, you're utterly clueless
>she frivorces you after you have donated enough sperm for her interest
>chilimony out the ass, 75% of all your future earnings are hers
>you live out of your car
>at least you still have your gay ass iphone
>post to /r9k/ that permavirgins who have given up on the traditionalconservative life script are "cucking themselves"
>4chan, 8chan, and the entire Internet is now full of Christfag Stormfront Republicans who watch Fox News
What happened?
I think its safe to assume we spend most of our time on the internet, does that make us as bad a people who spend 14 hours watching TV?
How dumb are women normally? Should I be worried?
> me: wow you're like my Joan of Arc
> gf: huh? are you calling me a boy?
> me: nope. Joan is a girl's name
> gf: I thought he was a young boy… from the Bible
> me: nope, Joan of Arc was from Europe, and not that old
> gf: I thought she had a big boat or something in the Bible
> me: umm that's Noah's Ark… Noah was an old man and he built an boat called an Ark
help
>neet
>just sit at home the whole week except for weekend when i go drinking with friends
>no direction life
help
nothing
at what age did you realize you don't feel anything anymore / might go insane/ you just fucked all the dopamine receptors you could and there's nothing left for you anymore?
im pushing out a turd as i type this lads
"So anon, who do you think is gonna win the Super Bowl this year?"
"What, you don't watch football?"
Succibi that destroy your NoFap
Who is the hottest succubus and why is it Ashley George?
ITT: shit your mates do
>bro says he needs a place to crash for the night
>i say yes, he shows up at my apartment 10 pm sharp
>tell him he can use the couch
>as he is setting his things down, the zipper on his overnight bag comes loose, shit spills everywhere
>on the floor among the typical toiletries are several large printed-off hentai pictures
>only caught a quick glance, but the sight of ahegao is identifiable from a mile away
>his eyes expand to dinner plate size
>scrambles to pick shit up, stuttering and stammering all the way
>i struggle to find the words, end up just 360'ing away to my room for the night
>tfw assburger friend brought pocket hentai to my house
>tfw assburger friend fully intended on masturbating in my house
>tfw he was gone the next morning before I even woke up
>MFW