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Contact info: tyronemuhdick@cock.li

Now cyclical because I don't want to make any more of these threads.

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Why do people always do this to me? I can't go 10 seconds without some npc normie whatever trying to throw me under the bus like this.

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Sad Pics thread

Post pics that make you feel something.


greentexts/posts are also allowed.

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/llg/ - Language Learning General

So, anon, you want to get into philosophy without worrying about being cucked by a shit (((translation))), written by a Marxist roastie who insists that Socrates was transgender and that Seneca was a kang? So you want to read the hymns and sagas of your ancestors, without any additions, edits, or mistakes on the part of whoever rendered it into English? So you want to read poetry in the original meter, with the original feeling and power? So you just want to sit down and watch some chinese cartoons without getting (((HorribleSubs)))'d, or read a manga or LN that nobody's bothered to translate? So, you want to elevate yourself another level above the stinking niggercattle?

Well, there's only one thing you can do to set yourself at ease, and that's to buckle down and get studying. You've got plenty of time on your hands, and if you can bear a bit of frustration, a lot of repetition, and some pronunciational oddities, then you're already 90% of the way there! This is the thread for textbooks, resources, questions, and advice for the humble robot who wants to unlock the hidden secrets of a distant age or an alien people.

Everyone, feel free to post whatever resources you can in this thread, and to help out any fellow robot who needs it. Si vis, potes!

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Men hit new low bottom

How come women grow up to become such while unempathetic whores?

I thought women were raised to be emotional, carrying, gentle creatures…. where do they get this heartlessnes from? Movies? Books?

I thought men were supposed to be violent, dumb brutes who consume violence and agressivnes everyday


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20 year old jobless my entire life neet

I want money

what do I do now? what jobs can autistic neets do

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Making a VN

I am planning to make a VN because i spend most of my time in my room and waste it all on imageboards. I know programming (Python, C++, Javascript, C) so that wont be an issue. As I'm very comfortable with python I'll be using renpy as the engine. The only problem is that I dont know drawing and music production.

For music, I think i'll try to find some licence free music online and maybe try to create one in a DAW. For backgrounds I'll just click normal photos from my camera and cartoonize them in imagemagick or something. I havent thought what to do about character sprites though. If anyone has any idea about all this can you guide me and give some tips? I'm also looking for story ideas so if you have some then please share. If anyone wants to team up, that's fine too

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I stopped going to image boards 2 years ago. I also stopped watching porn for the most part, anime, playing video games and a bunch of other bad habits. I weighted 170kg / ~340lb back then and I managed to lose 82kg / 164lb in this time with a healthy diet and sports.

I just wanted to tell you other fat robots that losing weight is not going to change anything. In fact, it's only going to make your life worse. Things like your height, your tics, your ugliness and all the other undesirable traits are hidden behind that "big" problem, your weight. It's actually pretty comfortable to live with the illusion that you COULD have a nice life if you lost all your weight.

Losing your weight and discovering that you're still a disgusting subhuman rejected by nature itself who nobody is ever going to love is a much harder burden to bear.

So, basically I just wanted to let you know that there is no hope out there. No matter how much you try to improve yourself, you're going to suffer and die alone. There is no salvation at the end and no amount of work is going to get you out of your misery. At the end of the day it comes down to genetics and if your genetic are trash, you're simply fucked.

Oh, and women are pure evil. Although I kinda knew if before I wanted to give them a chance but the experiences I made in the last couple of months made it very clear.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

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Fucking harrowing.

>Aspie makes an off-color joke

>Redneck normalfag and his buttbuddy come all the way back to confront him

>Cuss him out and threaten him several times while repeatedly demanding he apologize

>Video goes viral, dozens of other complaints start flowing in, calling him "creepy"

>He loses his job eventually and becomes known around his (small) town as virtually a sex offender

I come across these kinds of videos on occasion and seeing them in full I just get that one feeling of trauma, as if something just exploded right beside. Normalfucks constantly exaggerate how much stress some Aspie's jokes or mannerisms put them in, and then proceed to publicly humiliate them in their typical shitty normal cruelty.

…Hard to find words for this kind of sadism. These people need to learn to respect those who are not as advantaged as they are themselves.

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I just got hired for a job that is 60 hours a week doing factory/warehouse type shit.

What have I gotten myself into, and what can I look forward to?

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Is 'autism' real? Is the label, diagnostic procedure or psychiatric handling of 'autism' helpful or harmful for advancement of individual autists and autistic people as a whole?

Please don't hold back for worry of a long-winded reply if it helps.

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Making large quantities of sugary "food" readily available to children is a crime against humanity. Highly processed sugary food and drink is the deadliest silent killer in the first world.

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What the hell happened? Both the main site and chat went down. It all was all fine until it hit the 30 second mark and then poof. It all just shutdown hard. Any mods or anyone have any info on why? I-I-It's c-c-coming b-back right?

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Old memes

ITT: post some old memes that you miss/nostalgia for old memes. Let's regale ourselves remembering old memes. Examples:

- All Your Base

- Leek spin (embed related)

- meatspin

- etc.

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Magicchan is no longer with us.

Press F to pay respects.


Modmin's last words:

>From now on, I'm just another anonymage.


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Another brick in The Wall

The great debate : what age do females peak ? Let's end it once and for all. Also, feel free to dump before/after pics, graphs and shit.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

I spend literally hours looking at maps of Europe two days ago. I was thinking of what a hypothetical sphere of living would be like, as a sort of boundaries to a utopic world, where all people are absolutely good and they all live together in one sort of area, and it's like a giant community. The population is going to be drastically lower in a world of only such people, so this region would not be dense – there would be relatively sparse cities, towns, and parks and nature reserves in this region, and it is the only place where people can live; outside, there is only wilderness and significant structures that would be allowed to remain and be maintained, this including things like mansions primarily that people could travel to.

I thought about this region encompassing the area from the North Sea, along the Elbe river, then to the Danube, through the Black Sea, to the Kura river, then to the Volga, slightly up the Kama, and then to the North Dvina river. These borders were based so as to contain the cities and geographical features I thought were the most appealing, this including Bucharest, Budapest, and the Baltic Sea (The Bs are just a coincidence).

Actually, this does deserve its own thread, but I had nothing else to start this thread off with. However, then again, I don't think a thread with only maps or such would last much, but then again too a "dream world"-type of thread sounds pretty stable. Anyways, starting this thread off with my own thing that I've thought up of.

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Robot films and series

Seeing as we've had threads on both literature and music, I propose a thread on films, documentaries, TV series and anime which could be considered "robot-tier" either because of the subject matter or the main character. Some films I'd recommend to all robots:

>Falling Down

An American man who has lost all meaning in his life takes a walk through his city to be confronted with all the negative aspects of modern-day western society.

>Taxi Driver

A young Vietnam veteran who suffers from insomnia takes up a job as a taxi driver in New York. He is disgusted by the degeneracy he encounters throughout his work and eventually snaps and decides to "clean up" the streets.

>There Will Be Blood

I haven't seen this just yet but was hoping to do it soon. Based off the trailer, it seems great though. It seems to be about a 19th century oilman who despises the people around him and makes sure to destroy everyone who gets in the way of him reaching his goals.

As for anime:

>Ping Pong the Animation

The stoic main character, who is mockingly nicknamed "smile" due to him never smiling, is in a ping pong club at his school. While he isn't very ambitious about the activity and is implied to hate most people around him, the one thing that keeps him going are the memories of better days.

>Ihatov Gensou - Kenji no Haru

Pretty obscure little OVA from the 90s, it is based off the life of Japanese poet Kenji Miyazawa, who was a wizard, something which cannot be said about a lot of anime main characters. Kenji wanted to be a writer but as his works never sold during his lifetime, he had no other choice but to become a teacher. After getting sick of this job, he decided to isolate himself from society and become a simple farmer who lived off the land.

>Aoi Bungaku

This is an anthology series that adapts five of Japan's most notable literary works. One of which being the famous No Longer Human which is often mentioned in literay threads. But I think the adaption of Kokoro is also a good robot story as it's about a religious student whose friendship is ruined by the lust of the woman who was supposed to marry his best friend. The friend in turn gets the wrong idea about this situation and believes that it is his friend that is seducing his fiance rather than the reverse.

>Welcome to the NHK

No introduction needed.


A nihilistic high-school student is disgusted by the overly-optimistic worldview of his peers and decides to live a life of "energy preseveration"; never doing anything he doesn't have to do and avoiding social interaction (excluding his friend) as much as he possibly can. This one is the most cheerful series of this list so take that as you will but the MC personally reminded me a lot of my younger self.

>The World God Only Knows

A guy who is disgusted by 3DPD and only cares about the girls in the dating sims which he is obsessed with, is tasked by the ruler of hell to make girls fall in love with him. This is a romcom so again, it may not fit the robot mentality entirely but Keima is one of the greatest characters in anime as he literally does not give a fuck about roasties and only truly cares for the dating sims he indulges in. The last episodes of the first two seasons are both fantastic. If you do decide to watch it, I recommend you not watch the last season.

>Tatami Galaxy

It's about a college student who only has one "friend" and feels alienated & disappointed by the college experience. The show has a Groundhog Day-style story structure as the story starts all over again every episode meaning that the MC lives a different college experience every time. In one episode, he decides to become a NEET but ends up trapped in a surreal dimension made entirely out of identical copies of that one room.

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Sabarimala: The Indian god who bars women from his temple

>The Sabarimala temple in the south Indian state of Kerala this week opened its doors to women of all ages for the first time after a historic Supreme Court ruling. However no women devotees have yet entered as violent protesters have blocked their way.

>The protesters have also included many women - they have participated in rallies, blocked roads and checked vehicles heading towards the temple to see if any women of a "menstruating age" - deemed to be those aged between 10 and 50 years - were trying to enter.

>Part of the violent opposition to the Supreme Court order to reverse the temple's historical ban on women is because protesters feel the ruling goes against the wishes of the deity, Lord Ayappa, himself.

>Hinduism regards menstruating women as unclean and bars them from participating in religious rituals.

>But while most Hindu temples allow women to enter as long as they are not menstruating, the Sabarimala temple is unusual in that it was one of the few that did not allow women in a broad age group to enter at all.

>Hindu devotees say that the ban on women entering Sabarimala is not about menstruation alone - it is also in keeping with the wish of the deity who is believed to have laid down clear rules about the pilgrimage to seek his blessings.

>According to the temple's mythology, Lord Ayyappa is an avowed bachelor who has taken an oath of celibacy.

>According to one legend, Ayappa was born out of a union between two male gods which gave him the ability to defeat a she-demon who had been unstoppable until then.

>She fell in love with him and asked him to marry her, but he refused, saying he was destined to go into the forest and answer the prayers of his devotees.

>She persisted, so he said he would marry her the day new devotees stopped coming to seek his blessings.

>In this version of the story, Lord Ayappa eventually took a vow to answer the prayers of every devotee who came to him, and shunned all worldly desires including contact with women, which is why women are not permitted inside his temple.


Is this guy the official robot-tier diety?

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Why is it that various degenerates are trying to not only normalize their degenerate ways,but also try and marginalize the ways of sane people? It's been bothering me lately,since I've been derided one too many times by gay and trannies for being "too normal",ie. liking classical heroic tales,with somewhat normal gender roles,being Christian and not bending over backwards to being a weeb,even if I like anime. Might not be the best board to post this,but I just want to speak of the way normalcy is being twisted into a sick parody of itself,where things that were traditionally considered "normal" and "sane" are now fringe culture for weirdos who can't keep up with the times.

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Clique Faggotry

Anyone else hate clique faggotry?

Life is hard enough being a lonely, stillborn loser. You need a friend and make a friend. This is hit or miss. A friend sometimes is easy to make and you seem to make progress and actually find someone to hang out with. Then your friend introduces you to their other friends and fucking find yourself in a circlejerk and a power hierarchy between these other friends. There is an alpha wolf, like usual, with little cuck bitches around him sucking his cock. A 2nd-in-command with dubious others cronyfags. The little faggots get mocked and help the alpha wolf boost his ego and status. It becomes an obstacle to have a normal friendship with this faggot crap. This clique faggotry and this circlejerk. Sometimes in life you want to simply make a friend without dealing with other people, then your friend introduces you to this shitty hierarchy and other people. This cronyism turns people into the worst, conceited morons to be with. That friend you had? That friend becomes another diver into the clique and a popularity contest. Once friends, now you're an outcast and suddenly you have to find a relationship with 5+ people you never wanted to befriend.

I hate cronyism and it happens with discord servers and online circles, and normalfaggots rely on this structure to feel comfortable. Online, even with somewhat autistic people, cronyfaggotry is the worst staple of friendship and it makes trying to make a friend 10x difficult.

<what's your experience, OP?

Lonely and shallow, anons. I just want a friend, but fucking cronyfags are everywhere. What ever happened to have a 1-on-1 friendship and not introducing these other fags? Everytime I have to deal with other people, I find myself losing a friend because I have to deal with other people. This social climate is unbearable. Why must it be so hard to find a decent friend. I try online and people online are cronyfags too. IRL normalfags are worst cronyfags.

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I want to make a project with you robots. Something comfy. It all started with a single image that I really liked, and I wanted more, so I decided to make more. Simple stuff, I plan on making a webm/video once these are all done. A compilation of edits to the tune of one of these two songs (Kino - Kukushka or Kino - Quiet night), majority preference decides.

Now, down to business. The edits are of this girl into various eastern European settings. Though any generally downtrodden urban/semi-rural area could work. However the communist block is the aesthetic I'm going for. I figured instead of just doing this alone, I'd ask you guys for help, so it's more special. I look forward to your edits, and I'll post the few I have so far. Don't worry about it being super high quality either, just a good attempt, at least. I look forward to your submissions and interest robots.

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Robot Art/Fiction/Poetry/Etc.

A general place for all things you've created that relates in someway to your robot life experiences. I like to write occasionally, and I sometimes want to do a pseudo-LN thing, but I find that I like scenes better than I like full stories. With this one, I was thinking of doing a reverse Isekai situation, but I kind of like the simpler story:

He sighed as he stared into the wall. The familiar etchings of the cobblestone blurred as he once again retreated into his mind. The weight of his armor, once burdensome, became comfortable to him and kept him like a warm blanket. He knew that today was the day, but it seemed like any other day. Maybe it was just because he had been stationed alone, as usual. The others had gotten emotional, mostly angry or stoic, but him? He stayed the same. His mind absorbed with his failures and limitations, his regrets and wonders. It was not until the first ramming that the entirety of his situation sunk in; they were coming to kill him, to kill every single one of them. Did he really want to die? He had every chance to take his life before, why did he not do it then? No, he didn’t want to die. Why then did he become a soldier? He had every chance to be anything else. A soldier is likely to die, so why? No, he probably did want to die. He just wanted to fight it to the end. But, were he a true fighter, he wouldn’t be a guard. He would have been a scout or a linesman. Did he really want to fight? Yes, he was just really, really bad at it. Of all the mistakes, this is what haunted him the most. As he thought over and over his mistakes, his mind and heart turned from these shallow thoughts and fell upon his memories. He recalled his childhood, his family, his mothers hug and fathers pride. The thought of the girl he had loved once, those days ago. The dreams he had held close to his heart, of a wife and farm, of peace and happiness. He knew that he wasn’t going to have those dreams. He steeled his heart as he heard the gate give way, and the troops roll in. The tears rolled down his eyes as he drew his blade and faced the door. He was out of the way, but if any man came upon him, he would stand his ground. The fear overcame him for a moment, as he heard the footsteps approaching. As the door opened, he lunged forward terrified and half-heartedly, but that was as much as he could ever fully give.

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Post some lyrics that you identify with. These hurt.

>Throw my conscience in the trash can.

>Trash man.

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Autistic Things You Do: Electric Boogaloo

Last one reached the bump limit.

>I like to imagine myself in fantasy scenarios I made up

>I make noises during that time

>Sometimes I do it in public places

>MFW sometimes people hear me

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Philosophy General

What Philosophers are you into bots?

I really Sartre and Schopenhauer and existentialism in general.

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Male Societal Dysphoria (MSD)


Male Societal Dysphoria is an extremely negative mental state caused by the ongoing feminization/dehumanization of society. It is a vague set of experiences, symptoms, and disorders caused by the male psyche's incompatibility with postmodern society.



>suicidal thoughts

>sexual perversion (especially autogynophilia)

>body dysmorphia

>""""gender"""" dysphoria and trasngenderism/transsexuality

>extreme social anxiety/lack of social drive

>antisocial behavior

This is a new phrase I'm developing that I think will really hit hard with normalfags.

Questions to think about:

<Why do all young boys seem to go through a phase of "depression" that lasts to or even after adolescence?

<Why do men commit suicide and become transsexuals at rates much higher then women?

<Why do you still have intrusive, often misogynistic, thoughts when looking at the behavior of postmodern women despite being a politically-correct "progressive"-type?

<Why do you fetishize times and eras that you've never lived in?

<Why do you feel a deep, empty hole, where something either feels like it's gone missing or terribly wrong?

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Elliot Rodger truthers

How come there's a sizable group of people that think his massacre was a hoax? There's like 8 trillion pictures of him, he has a well documented internet presence, he wrote a fucking 107,000 word manifesto, and people still think he wasn't real? Like, I can kind of understand why people would think Sandy Hook was a hoax, but Elliot Rodger? Why would they think he's not real?

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Any other fellow robot struggling with susbtance abuse, alcoholism and addiction?

I see we robots are prone to this affliction. I'm currently constantly using liquor, weed, benzos and a weak opiate painkiller. Started using acid again, might start doing cocaine again, might start using 24/7 again. Chasing a dream because I can't deal with the life of a lonely robot. I pretend I don't, but I want love and affection and relationships and to be liked, but I'm just a weird guy according to everyone.

I have to pretend to be normal and have a job because no NEETBUX where I live (third world), pretending to be a normie just to please co-workers genuinely pissess me off and I'm in a constant state on being pissed off and feeling withdrawals because I'm forcing myself not to use all day long all days even though that's the only thing I want to do.

I love cocaine, it harms me the most. I hate crashes, crashes hurt.

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School Memories

They can be positive or negative

>Be 5th grade student

>Read Number the Stars in Language Arts

>We have to go through every key term per chapter


>"Star of David"


>Barely grasp what is going on

>Barely pay attention

>Keep in mind, I have no grasp on WWII or Nazi Germany whatsoever.

>One term catches my attention


>Teacher shows us an image of the swastika


>"That looks so interesting" my 11 year old self thought

>"Looks like a galaxy or a wheel of legs walking forever"

>Thought it looked more fun to draw than the Star of David

>Start doodling it in my notebook

>Get bored of the design

>Decide to experiment with different ideas

>Give it curves, extra lines, circles, etc

>Don't show it to the teachers

>Show it to my "friends" in privacy

>Even the Jewish kid thinks it looks cool

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3 years and 5 days ago, it was the third anniversary of 8chans /r9k/ most famous thread to date.

this thread is to commemorate this anons ultimatum of autism. take a break from your miserable existence and have a laugh, and possibly contribute more OC to his legacy.

post brownies next to hot cocoa

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Older Brother

As a kid I was sheltered because we were religous and I would constantly see my family say bad things about my brother. They would always make passive agressive comments and say how he should find a gf. I never understood why he watched anime(he introduced me to it), played videogames consisantly and followed super heroes so religiously. My mom would tell me not to hang out with him because he's so weird. Now that I'm older I completely understand but now he thinks I hate him. I feel so fucking bad because they constantly said things about him and made me believe that he was a weird and antisocial person. They basically say I act like him now and he won't even talk to me about anything meaningful. I want to apologize but it might be too late for that.

My sister would constantly condition me saying "you don't want to be like him" because he had serious anxiety. When I started having anxiety also they started saying that I started exhibiting the same habits that he does. I started to watch anime,play Vidya and lost interest in the real world once I turned 15. He's 33 and I'm 19 now. Fuck lads I totally ruined it with my bro

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Photos/videos you took

I go outside for a walk or bike occasionally, and sometimes I see something that looks really neat and try to capture the image of it. I see some astounding sights sometimes, although my Galaxy S5's camera isn't good enough to truly put their aesthetic into digital files. However, you can imagine how it would have looked like, especially if you observe such scenes yourself.

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Why is it so hard to join the military? It seems like recruiters dont want willing signers. What should i tell these fuckers to get their dicks hard and accept me right away as is?

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What do you robots do to cope with the existential pain that is existence? I tend to lie in bed and listen to Christmas songs on repeat, pretending I have a happy life and am part of the song.

I also smoke and drink when that fails.

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Homeless Thread

It's bound to happen to some of us at one point or another.

Discuss homelessness and related topics such as van-dwelling, your current housing crisis, and vagabonding.

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Fetish Thread: Studying Degeneracy

Years of sexual repression is bound to have done something to your sexuality, how far into the abyss are you? Post your fetish or fetishes, and then try and explain the appeal to someone who would have never even thought of the concept.

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Drop out thread

This thread is to talk about why/how we are all dropping out of society. It's something we all are trying to do, but we don't talk about it much, so this is it's first thread.

The reason I'm dropping out of society, is that societies only goal seems to be to fuck me over. I'm supposed to work my self to death to carry the burdens of nonwhites, women, so that they can leech off of me and make fun of me in the process. I always dreamed of doing something in my life, but there is no way I'm contributing any amount of effort to society. They hate me and belittle me, so I'm taken a vow of poverty. Normfags as a whole, now even have the nerve now to complain about men dropping out, and talk about how we got to go back to society, but we have to do it the womenz way. Fuck em. I'm not going to pay for a muds welfare for him to use it to raise a litter of muds. I don't want to be a loser, but normfags skinned my dick, shipped all the good jobs away, let savages walk in, and gave women "choices". Every night I feel impotent rage as I fall asleep.

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New School Shooting/Mass Shooting thread

Last one is no more so let's start a new one

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Strange NPC feel

Does anyone know this strange feel?

Throughout my life I have never identified as an actor. By "actor" I mean a person that can actually invest themselves in this reality and "act out" an identity. I don't want to imply that I don't have an identity, because I clearly have one. I have specific character traits, things I like and dislike etc. What I mean is that I can never really get in character so much so as to really immerse myself into a situation and live the moment. I can only observe myself doing things as if I am watching from a 3rd person vantage point. It's like as if is a disconnect on some fundamental level. This feeling is very hard to explain, but If you have felt it before you should be able to recognize it

Some examples of how this manifests irl:

>You cannot make an effort to make yourself look good because it feels like you're trying to be someone. As a result you avoid styling altogether and stick to the default NPC look

>You cannot show emotions and affection because you cannot get into character in order to do so

>You cannot act tough, use lingo, act funny or flirt because doing so is an attempt to act like someone

>Your physical presence beffudles you. Like when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. Your reflection feels alien and doesn't really register

>Hearing someone call your name makes you lose connection to reality

>You experience moments of alienation when outside. For example you are talking to a person and you suddenly zone out and start thinking about yourself talking to that person.

What the fuck is this crap? Autism? Before you say derealization and depersonalization, I have experienced those and it doesn't feel like that. What I'm talking about is way milder and constant and it feels like a permanent way of perceiving things. If I had to describe it with few words I would say it is either hightened self awareness or a vague conception of the self. I have thought about this being the default mode of thinking for robots. So, have you ever experienced the NPC feel?

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Gondola Thread

In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

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How's it going elder bots?

Do you honestly still think there's time to "get your shit together" or have you settled into your existence and found some level of contentment? Do you wish for suicide?

Where did everything go wrong?

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unwarranted blog thread

headed back to an old haunt. 4 years, has anything changed, did anything happen at all

at least i can find peace here

above yet around

here they laughed & fucked

painted themselves against the glass

a small world brimming with experiences wholly foreign to me

from the distance my somber gaze

watches lives unfold in their brilliance & despair, writhing in an ocean of confusion

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what do you take?

what is your daily regiment of drugs to stave off depression and keep yourself sane?

just kratom for me, works wonders.

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Autistic Memories

>Would regularly visit Five Guy's

>Would place my order, get my receipt, and go into the bathroom to wash my hands, face, etc.

>Do this every time I go there

>One time I get out of the bathroom and an old lady gives me a weird look

>Realize then exactly what was the problem, although I never thought of it before

>Look behind and see that I was using the woman's restroom the entire time

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Who ASPD here? Man, I wish normalfags understood that despite what Netflix shows tell you it's actually a bad thing for the person with the disorder. I've been fired from every job I've had, I have a longer arrest record than resume, I can't buy a firearm, and I've never kept a friend for more than two years. Plus there's not even any therapy or drugs to help you cope.

At least I have no guilt mooching off my parents in my 30s.

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is it possible to make enough money to become neet forever and be self sustainable with only a high school diploma? I'm neet, but not self sustainable. I definitely don't want to go to jew school and get higher education, but it is less time consuming than wageslaving, even though jew school is literal prison. It seems like a joke to have to go to jew school so that you can wageslave when you can already wageslave. How do normals do this?

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Just checked my image meme folders. I have 8.5GB, 14.2K images.

Why am I even collecting those? I use just a very small fraction to post, rarely go back to browse old ones and I am not even using my /s/ folder for research..

It has become a stamps collection. What is the point..

By the way, saved one by one too since 2007. Very selective and eclectic. No bulk downloads.

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Once the clock hits zero my exit is clear.

Anybody else here just biding their time until their eventual suicide. I'd do it if I had the strength but I can't beat my brain programmed survival instincts.

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Bullying and fighting thread

Gonna post some stuff in hopes that it will refresh your memory on normalscum behavior. Also, to have general discussion and look into social dominance hierarchy. I think it's very important to understand the mentality of animals that you live around.

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Holy fuck how do you guys deal with being shy. I'm not even ugly or fat or autistic or anything debilitating, I just can't speak for shit. I can't talk to more than two people without feeling like I'm about to vomit and any social interaction or event I know is going to take place just makes me nervous 24/7 until it's over with, and then I lament my shyness because I didn't do anything. I go to social things to try to put myself out there and then end up cowering somewhere alone, and if some guy takes pity on me and tries to strike up a conversation I just start sweating, choke up and can't carry a conversation. The last time I had a friend was in elementary school. How do you guys cope with this, because I might be posting on /suicide/ soon

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R9K's Electric Sheep

Share your dreams, if you can remember any.

>Be really little

>Have a dream about being at a party

>It's a very barren party

>Looks like something that would be held in an office

>It's only filled with adults

>Realize how boring it is

>Go outside in the night

>Get knocked down by a black cat

>Try to get back up

>Cat knocks me down again and tells me to stay down

>Do this over and over again until I wake up

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Wholesome thread

With all the pain and bullshit we endure here on a daily basis, I figured a thread about some of the few positives we experience in our lives might do some of the anons here (including myself) a little good. I'll start with a story of my own from a couple weeks ago (part 1/2):

>driving home from shoe store where I was looking for new work boots

>worked 8-hour day earlier outside in humid-as-hell, almost 90 degree weather and am hot and tired

>coming up on this Italian ice place around my old house that my mom used to take my brother and I to a lot when we were younger

>haven't been there in years and remember I have a $5 gift card for it in my wallet

>cherry gelatis used to be my favorite there and think about how good one will taste again after so long

>decide to give it a shot and pull in to the parking lot

>surprised to see it pretty much empty since it's usually packed this time of year but think of it as a good thing since I won't have to wait in line

>park the car and get out

>try to peruse the menu outside above the window as I walk up to it so I don't keep whoever's behind it waiting since I get sort of nervous about that kind of thing

>middle aged woman opens the window and cheerfully greets me

>say hi back

>asks me what I want and tell her I haven't really made up my mind yet

>she says something like, "That's okay, take your time"

>notice something called a Misto Shake that seems pretty new

>ask her what it is since I've never had one before and she explains that it's like a gelati but all mixed together rather than separated in layers

>also tells me it's much smoother than a milkshake and doesn't stick to your throat like one

>sounds pretty good to me and I look at the flavors

>a few look interesting and she tells me that I can sample anything I want for free

>see a tropical something-or-other flavor and ask for a sample of it

>try it and think it'd be too fruity for a shake

>ask to try the strawberry mango one next

>she gets it for me and I like it but once again, not enough to eat in a whole shake

>not really sure what flavor I want

>she asks me if I just want cherry since I think I said something about liking cherry earlier

>say yes since it seems like a good idea

>asks me what size I want

>think about getting a small so I'm not too full before dinner later but decide to get a regular instead because I'm hungry

>she makes it for me and brings it out

>tells me that even though I ordered a regular, she'll only charge me for a small since I'm new to the Misto thing

>think it's an odd thing to say/do but I thank her for doing it anyway and pay her around $4 instead of $5 like the regular size would cost

>tells me to have a nice day and to come back again

>tell her the same and thank her again as I walk away

>get in the car and take a sip of it

>holy fuck, it's good

>start the car and get ready to leave when I remember seeing a tip jar by the window

>in a pretty good mood and decide to tip them for their quality service

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A Lovedoll Companion

I have been wondering. I plan on purchasing a love doll, I was thinking about DS Dolls and their 145cm NinaE doll as she has a cute face and pretty long elven ears. I like her pale skin and youthful appearance. Do you think dressing her up in cute clothes like a nice warm cozy woolen sweater with comfy woolen tights and a pretty little cross necklace and cuddling with her as I'm playing videogames and watching anime will be as fulfilling as having a real human companion?

I am really fond of the idea because unlike a real living person she wouldn't have her own goals, ambitions and expectations from life, her entire existence would be just to make me happy. That sounds really nice. However I'm not so sure whether it's a long-term sustainable form of existence.

What do you guys think?

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>want to exercize for half an hour a day (at least, preferably an hour) to not get diabetes

>have an exercize bike

>don't leave the house at all, don't want to, it's my only option alongside bodyweight exercizes i'm too scared to do yet

>get the courage to get on it

>pedal for a minute, maximum five, and then get off

>can't must up the motivation to exercize

How do I do it bros

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>Do a STEM degree anon!

>It's hard work but you get to slide into a challenging and well payed job in the end!

>Engineer's are always in demand

Turns out if you don't have connections, aren't extroverted as fuck and have no experience. You are just completely fucked.

I'm going to graduate with a Masters in engineering too. This is soul crushing anons… What's wrong with me? ;_;

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art thread

post any paintings/drawings/photos that really grab your attention. doesn't matter whether they're good quality vs bad quality, the emotional response is all that matters.

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mental illness

Just noticed that we don't have a mental illness thread. Do you think your mind is ill? Are you diagnosed? Taking meds? Get therapy? What's your quality of life like?

Recently started to conclude I have Dissociative Identity Disorder. Im already on anti-psychotics so not sure what else i should do. It's slowly getting worse. Every experience ive had with therapy has been negative. So fuck that. Also ive seen so many shitty doctors i dont really bother with meds much either. Im a NEET. The one time I had a job i was just plagued by paranoid thoughts and delusional experiences the entire time and it made it especially difficult to handle on top of the absurd labor and dumb coworkers.

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>ignore your bullies and they will stop

Where did this meme came from? Why do every authority figure propagates it? do they do it on purpose?

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Different accents

Dixiefag here, am I the only one who has multiple accents? Whenever i talk to strangers my anxiety kicks in and I sound like Im from washington state when I talk, but with family i tend to let more of my dialect free with phrases like aint or yall or i say thank yah etc. Am I a turbo autismo or does anyone else experience something similair

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/books/ discussion thread

Hello robots what books have you been reading?

For me, I'm reading Growth of the Soil by Knut Hamsun. It's extremely comfy. I get the desire to leave everything behind and carve out a legacy out of the hinterlands. I wish I could just ask the villagers around for a woman to work the house and raise children like Isak does. There is a contentedness towards life, and naivety with industrial society that no one is capable of having now.

" They had the good fortune at Sellanraa that every spring and autumn they could see the grey geese sailing in fleets above that wilderness, and hear their chatter up in the air–delirious talk it was. And as if the world stood still for a moment, till the train of them had passed. And the human souls beneath, did they not feel a weakness gliding through them now? They went to their work again, but drawing breath first, for something had spoken to them, something from beyond."

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/anime/ dread

I was just wondering what are your guys' favorites.

I like a lot of high-school romance bullshit. Say I Love You, The Garden of Words, Your Name, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, A Silent Voice and cheezy shit like that.

Whats your fav?

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I've given up

I've given up. I'm not even going to try anymore. I never learned how to flirt or express my emotions so what is the point in living? My qualities are becoming increasingly machine like and I know I'll never go anywhere

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What healthy foods are there that I can keep at room temperature and eat without cooking?

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How does one even know how to roast?

Everytime I get put in a situation where I'm against normal cattle, they all team up against me. Everything I say gets responded with a "lol what did he say?" and then I get mocked more. This has always been the case with every social interaction I had in my life. I'm never the one who gives out good roasts. Feels bad.

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Have you ever wanted to become legendary? Have you thought of what you might do to become so? I've considered rapping and although I've learned a lot technique wise I just feel like it's devoid of soul. I even imagine myself being some sort of post-apocalyptic paramilitary commander whose acts of bravery preserved humanity.

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Shooting in Pittsburgh synagogue

Shooting in Pittsburgh synagogue

The shooter was Robert Bowers. He used an AR-15 assault rifle, a glock, and two other handguns (the names of which I can't find). He went in on saturday during a baby naming ceremony. Looks like he shot up the place and attempted to leave, at which point police officers had arrived. Then he went back inside to hide from them and was taken in by SWAT officers. He had gun wounds that the authorities are unsure of whether they were self-inflicted or not.

11 dead

6 injured (4 of which were police officers)


>In January, an account under his name was created on Gab, a social network that bills itself as a free speech haven. The app, which grew out of claims of anti-conservative bias by Facebook and Twitter, is a popular gathering place for alt-right activists and white nationalists whose views are unwelcome on other social media platforms. Early members included the right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos and Andrew Anglin, the founder of the neo-Nazi Daily Stormer website.

>And hours before the gunman entered the Tree of Life synagogue, the account posted again: “HIAS likes to bring invaders in that kill our people. I can’t sit by and watch my people get slaughtered. Screw your optics, I’m going in.”


>Eleven counts of Obstruction of Exercise of Religious Beliefs Resulting in Death

>Eleven counts of Use of a Firearm to Commit Murder During and in Relation to a Crime of Violence

>Four counts of Obstruction of Exercise of Religious Beliefs Resulting in Bodily Injury to a Public Safety Officer

>Three counts of Use and Discharge of a Firearm During and in Relation to a Crime of Violence

I'm having trouble finding good pictures of the shooter or the victims, likely due to the shitty way that news is reported here in the states.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

Flaming hot take: If your life meaning can be described in mere words, then it really does have no meaning at all.

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Rejection thread

Have any of you ever tried to get a gf and got rejected? Any stories about the rejection? Was this what redpilled you about women?

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18-19 y/o thread

Thread for younger bots who got here too late for the wild west era of the internet. Are there any other ones on here or is it just me?

I wish I could relate when people on here talk about irc and old 4chan. I always feel like a little kid on here, with the big boys all reminiscing about all these things I never experienced.

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Women should not be walking past me

Did proper ladies in the old days ever behave this way? I used to get bothered when some woman - and they're always women - approached me with their brisk walks from behind and passed me like we were running a marathon. I always felt silly about it, but isn't it an indignity?

Even if they're walking on a parallel sidewalk across the road, these "women" really do peeve me. You have to either let them wall past like a limp dick or speed up just to spite them. As if they have anywhere important to be, anyway?

So tell me, is it really just me?

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Do you have imaginary friends growing up robots? For the first 15 years of my life, those guys had always been there for me for as long as I could remember. "As far as i could remember" literally. I find it a little odd that they were there for me so early. In the early days, there was only one of them, and he was literally pure black bulb that has the shape of a human being. I couldnt find a definitive figure from him until I set to 3rd grade. I found a picture in a literature book depicting 3 little boys. One curly,blond boy in yellow pajama, one 4 eyes in black pajama. Immediately at that moment, I chose the latter visualization for my first little friend. I talked to him everyday in my head, but never ever a word coming from the mouth. I swear to him that I wouldnt let anyone know of his existence. And one day, out of nowhere I just deleted him from my mind. Nothing, absolutely nothing. I dont feel anything, I dont care about him at all anymore even if I spend the majority of my time making up conversation with him. I just told him to fuck off of my mind. How about ya, mate? I will post his depiction as soon as I could get my hand on that book again.

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Search engines

What do you guys use to find stuff online without (((them))) watching? Every time I use google I worry that I'm going to end up getting raided by the FBI or something.

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Autistic Farm Fantasy

>Wake up with the sunrise on my 500 acre plot in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Maine/Ontario/Nova Scotia.

>Walk through the cabin that I built myself, and light the rudimentary oven, also homemade.

>Crack open a couple of eggs, fetch a slice of homemade toast (with butter I churned myself), and fetch some mutton from the stores.

>Walk outside and look at the few acres that I'm cultivating. The planting is finished, and everything is looking well.

>There is corn, squash, beans, potato, tomato, cucumber, mint, basil, etc., etc., in what is essentially a massive vegetable garden that can feed a person for a whole year. It's not monocultured, and sure it's not as efficient as the big commercial farms, but it feeds me and it's much better for the soil this way.

>Milk both the dairy goats, then feed the dog.

>Speaking of the sheep, check on them (there are 6), before doing the same for the chickens (there are 15), and collecting eggs.

>There's not much to do today, as all the hardest planting of the year is behind me, so I only work in the morning before eating lunch (green salad and shepherd's pie) before heading out onto the lake.

>Take the handmade canoe (I made this early on, and it's not very good; I'll have to make a new one sometime soon) and paddle toward the middle before stopping, and begin to fish.

>The catch isn't great today, but I did get a nice trout, which I'll prepare for dinner later.

>Before heading back home, paddle to the far side of the lake and wander around the forest, looking for birds and other wildlife, of which there is plenty.

>My rabbit traps are still empty, but then again I only set them the other day.

>When my mutton stockpile starts to run low, I'll shoot a deer and enjoy venison for the next while.

>Head back to the cabin when it starts to get late, gut and scale the fish, and cook it over a fire.

>Once dinner is finished, look up at the clear, starry sky, and wonder why I ever lived in the city to begin with.

>Sleep dreamlessly, slipping into and then out of sleep as easily as if it were clothing.

>Wake up the next day, doing mostly the same as yesterday, but heading to the forest later as there really is no time to waste in working on the farm.

>Head straight to the forest at some point in the afternoon to check on the traps.

>I've caught one, excellent.

>Decide a bit later to head over to my neighbour anon's plot (neighbour is a strong word, it's about a 30 minute drive).

>He's been out here for a few years more than me, and even though we don't see each other all that often, each of us preferring solitude, I like the guy and he helped me out when I first arrived.

>I bring the rabbit and explain that I'd like to share it, a proposition which he accepts.

>I skin, gut, and cook it in a delicious, thick stew, with carrot and broccoli and potato and onion, which we eat on corn meal.

>We ask about each other's farms, how the crops are doing, how the animals are, etc.

>The conversation turns to the land itself, and after dinner he shows me some of his sketches of the landscape, and of wildlife and birds.

>I admire them for a few minutes, and then head back home, saying hello to anon's dog on the way out.

>Return to my cabin for another restful night.

Anyone other robots want to live out in the country? It's too bad that buying large amounts of land, especially good land, is hugely expensive, especially if you're planning to just sustain yourself and not profit. My only hope is getting rich really quick and living on an absolute minimum, supporting myself in this way, hoping that it'll last a really long time (e.g. no electricity, plumbing, internet, etc.). It'll probably never happen and if it does I'll probably end up disappointed that it's not an idyllic fantasy, but at least it would be isolated and mostly tech-free.

it's obvious that I know next to nothing about living in the country but it sounds like heaven anyway, despite or even because of the hard work

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>woman being gangbanged by multiple men

>guy sticks his penis in her asshole

>he pees in her ass

>he takes out a measuring pitcher and puts it near her ass

>she pushes the pee out her ass and drinks it

>she even then starts to roll around in their piss

How can any sane man in 2018 ever consider marrying a woman when this is the things they are doing? Most women have had a minimum of at least 10 cocks in their lives before they ever settle down with a beta provider. You would have to be the biggest cuck to want to marry a woman.

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Have you taken your brownpill yet matey? It's a tough one to swallow! But not for roasties trying to ward off the day they hit the wall.


>If you want to lose weight, a new diet or gym membership sounds a whole lot better than consuming someone else's poop in pill form, but that's exactly the method researchers are about to investigate in a clinical trial that's been approved for later this year.

>The controlled, randomised trial starting this year will be run by researchers at the Massachusetts General Hospital. Based on research that suggests bacteria from donor excrement can fight infections that have become rooted in the digestive system of the recipient, they'll be testing if poop pills could be a viable treatment option for weight-loss in the future.

>"Faecal microbiota transplantation (FMT) transfers intestinal bacteria by a 'stool transplant' from a healthy, lean person to a person with obesity," the researchers explain.

>Poop samples from lean and healthy donors will be freeze-dried and then given to 21 obese patients during the course of the trial.

>Lead researcher for the trial, Elaine Yu, told Beth Mole at Ars Technica that the clinical trial team has "no idea what the result will be" at this stage, but the researchers should be able to learn much more about the microbes in our bodies and how they affect us along the way.

>The treatment will last for at least three months, and possibly continuing for a year or beyond.

Where do I sign up to feed my shit to roasties and obese niggers? I'd do it for free.

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You're not that bad.

>people like this are the ones trying to bring you down

When you realize you're not nearly as much of a /cow/ as the people who spill their spaghetti online and strip their identity, then you're fine, just a little sad is all.

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Normalfag Things

Especially if they are trashy/stupid/ugly

>Love coffee (Especially (((Starbucks))))

>Insist they need coffee to wake up in the morning (No coffee no talkee XD)

>Insist they/their friend is a badass (You better not mess with me/her or I/she will fuck you up!)

>Wear yoga pants while not doing yoga

>Wear revealing clothing (Spaghetti straps/yoga pants/crop tops/etc.)

>Wear shitty trendy clothing that doesn't even look good (Piercings, especially tongue, navel, ear, and septum ones, tattoos, makeup, fake eyebrows/eyelashes drawn/put on top of plucked out ones, dyed hair, shaved hair/grown-out beard combination, etc.)

>Lack of desire for privacy (Yet insist they need their rights and "freedom" only to demonstrate their own power and feel like they have it)

>Speak vulgarly

>If they see something/someone attractive but not in a sexual way they sexualize it (Wow, I'd fuck him! (to a well-dressed person whose clothing has no intent of sexual appeal))

>Shitty ironic humor (Especially traps and being a faggot)

>Resort to faulty given values without really knowing why they have them as values ("Respect for other people", "love", religion, family, etc.)

>Go to college

>Insist they will loooove college but suffer once they get there, spending most of their time partying/whoring around/etc.)

>Girls talking about their hypothetical dicks

>Speaking like niggers

>Listening to nigger music

>Be loud, scream and shout whenever they do anything, including "enjoying themselves" and getting angry

>Tell you that they're "sorry you didn't have a childhood" if you tell them to quiet down (Lack of empathy, once more)

>Be self-centered

>Do things just to spite others/Feeding off of other people's agony

>Complain and whine over small things (temperature is cool or it isn't sunny outside)

>Hate cold weather

>Hate it when it isn't sunny outside


>Stupid, shitty memes that die within a few weeks

>Date (They don't warm up to one person they have interest in and go for them, but rather "try" lots of different people to see who they like most, like choosing clothes from a store because after all, they view such a matter so materially, as always with all things)


>Shout at and get into fights with supposedly the people they care most about (Their lovers)

>Keep orbiters, thrive off of their attention

>Treat animals like humans

>Think animals have as deep personalities and cognitive potentials as humans, thinking they're equal to humans

>Watch good goy movies and shows

>Watch and love Disney

>Read (if they ever) retarded fiction books of no value, which are not even well-known/canonical so it's not like they're finding out what the conversation is about, like they've read any required reading, even if it isn't good

>Are fascinated by people deep into a subject because they can't ever adhere to something to get really into it

<"You do good at school, so you're smart!"

>Eat shitty, unhealthy food (Usually snacks by (((big companies))), also include fast food (Especially McDonald's), energy drinks, and anything that tastes good)

>Play a lot of shitty video games and insist they are just doing what they love, despite being clearly depressed, and that you "should just leave them alone!"

>Believe that people deserve things (Fail to see potential in people and rather judge them by how they presently act, and even then in a faulty way)

>Have a couple of friends and say that they have no friends

>Practice tribalism

>Do wild and cruel pranks

>Whore around

>Get depression from shitty lifestyle choices

>Don't value other people for their individual selves, but rather for what purpose and need they fulfill for them (Lover/friends, so that they don't feel lonely)

>Explain the reasons they do things "just because"

>Are into expensive, luxurious things and don't know/care about saving (Lots of video games, subscriptions (Netflix, Spotify, Loot Crate, Pandora, etc.), don't care about finding better deals, always want more, are never content with even the luxuries they have, cars, whatever is trendy, whatever maintains and improves their social status)

>Live and continue to be in poverty from their lifestyles, have children and put them into poverty as well

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Recently I was following this whole Hannah case on /pol/ and what I seen doesn't give me much hope. Granted, we all do make some mistakes but some of them are definitely worse than others and some are simply unforgivable. If we hop on the pity train we may as well start virtue signaling how niggers committing crimes is simply due to the Whitey and his evil ways and Muzzies going full Jihad is nothing more than a cultural misunderstanding. Hannah fucked up big time, but like every whore once her looks start to fade and no Jewish porn company will want her, she will inevitably blame men and claim it wasn't her fault to begin with, just like that whore Sasha Grey did and many others before her. Women never want to face the music and acknowledge there are consequences for doing certain things. Hannah chose to do porn. Just like a junkie has to do the first step to score a first hit, she had to contact those kikes herself. She definitely wasn't a virgin before that. Sex outside of marriage wasn't something new to her. Just like drug dealers are praying on young, weak and stupid, Jews are doing the same with their porn film studios but in the end you have to pull yourself out there to get hooked to begin with. Once a junkie always a junkie. Once a whore always a whore. I guess /pol/ doesn't understand it anymore and is ready to play the role of a captain save-a-hoe.

Tradcuckery is more pervasive and dangerous than any other adversary men of today have to face, because those who push it, try to hook you with honey instead of the typical feminist/PUA vinegar that so many men are already immune to. They won't directly call you a virgin basement dweller loser, like a rainbow-haired cunt or her beta slave would call you. They'll deceive you about the benefits of you slaving away on a traditional family, about how wonderful is to live "the dream" of a 1950's family, and if you could just stop being so angry and found yourself a nice girl who isn't like these other whores. They are praying on men's natural instincts to procreate and provide for their own benefit. Venerable men will fall prey to that empty discourse, of course, which truly is unfortunate. Overall, feminists were never oppressed. Cunts got their rights because Jews and their shabbos goys wanted it. Suffragettes in the UK shamed men and boys as young as 11 for not going to war calling them cowards while championing for the universal suffrage safely back at home. And look at the war brides that married multiple men to get more money from the government by the blood of their husbands. It sickens me deeply that even /pol/ now claims first and second wave of feminism was alright and it's just the thrid one that fucked everything up.

R: 75 / I: 14 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

what's your antidepressant experiences anon's? I have ocd/multiple anxiety disorders/depression and I'm thinking about trying them despite my aversion. I've been saying no for ten years, but I'm getting desperate.

R: 274 / I: 56 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

We Should All Play A Game Together

We should play an RPG game and form a clan then take over the game. We could get loot and sell it for real world money and share it among us. Good idea?

R: 18 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]


What do you think of Diaosi? It's a Chinese internet insult that originally was used to mean more or less loser, but has gone viral and been co-opted as a label by Chinese youth, of both genders notably. Could a robot be described as Diaosi and is the mass identification with the term a kind of Chinese beta uprising?

R: 105 / I: 55 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Comfy fantasies

Let's talk about comfy, unrealistic fantasies you had. I often allow myself to indulge either in thoughts about anime romances before sleep or I think of an unrealistic, but incredibly comfy convoluted scenario that I would like to find myself in.

>Antarctica, or some other incredibly cold place

>A blizzard is raging on.

>There is a single bathtub filled with warm water

>It's separated from the outside by a nigh-impossible to destroy material that covers it from above, this material only allows air to go through, and enough of it for the bathtub to always feel as if it's filled with enough oxygen to easily sustain one person or two.

>The water is constantly warm, and the water supply is infinite maybe it's taken from the snow around? Who knows., and the water level can be changed at will.

>You cannot drown yourself as you will get a gasmask that supplies you oxygen and a pair of comfortable goggles if you decide to raise the water level above your head.

>You can reach towards the walls of the bathtub, as they are actually very thick and they will act like compartments in which you will find different things.

>Basic needs are suplied by those compartments, you have a comfortably suitated hole to pee, shit and orgasm into, there is an infinite amount of food inside of the bathtub and at any time you can take out an electronic completely water-proof menu from one of the compartements to get yourself a meal, which will be chosen by you just tapping on one of the options, you will be also able to throw it away by the trash, or the toilet compartment. Drinks including ironically water are accessed the same way.

>Another compartment gives you access to a selection of completely waterproof electronics, starting with a high-end gaming pc probably a laptop or a pc that you are not able to remove from the comparment, you are just given a hanging monitor as well as a mouse, a keyboard and something to put them on due to the size of the bathtub with fast, always accessible internet connection, to different consoles and basically anything else you might want.

>Finally, you can move the bathtub to any place you want, by opening the next compartement, which will make it walk towards targeted location. There are also controls for changing temperature of the water, and adding or/and removing it from the bathtub. You can get from the Arctic to the Hawaii if you really want, and the water temperature will adjust automatically unless you change it manually, there should also be a button to revert to automatic setting to make it healthy and comfortable for you.

>Probably some excercise gear, and automatic medical-care would be put in there as well, accessed, once again, by a selection in an compartement.

>I imagine myself in this bathtub, completely removed from all my problems, sitting in it, with countless ways to entertain myself, but for the current moment chosing none of them, just watching the blizzard outside, and laying there comfortably, in warm water, knowing that I can just play tommorow, slowly drifting towards sleep as I watch the snow pile on the cover above me and fly around in different directions, as the wind throws it all over the place.

Share your own comfy fantasies if you have one, and tell us what do you think of if you want to feel a little bit more comfy.

R: 44 / I: 27 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Why can't people be nice?

I don't want to be cruel anymore. I hate this constant state of clandestine war I'm in with everyone around me. I hate not being able to trust anything. I hate lying through my teeth. I hate this reckless need to dominate and control.

I especially hate how people feed that side of me, like that mask is all that gives me worth. It seems that I have to put it on any time I want to achieve anything, like I can only find success being the absolute worst piece of shit imaginable. Maybe that's just the nature of the world, where the 'fuck everyone' attitude is the only one that gets you anywhere. People act like it makes me strong, like being able to tear others down is something to be admired. Its turned me into a menace. There's no love, only fear and longing from those around me. Nothing about me or the relationships I foster with people is healthy. I've always been this polarizing character in groups. There are very few moderate opinions of me due to my corrosive exterior.

The one thing that never fails to make me feel like a piece of shit, the thing that hits me hardest, are the genuine people out there who see exactly who I am and become disgusted. Priests, the elderly, children. I feel like they see it behind my eyes, no matter how much I practice a disarming smile in the mirror. They know I'm pathetic.

Most times I just want to be left alone. I like to retreat into the quiet company of my animals who accept one sided transactions of kindness. That's how I get my fix of compassion, by taking care of things that barely even acknowledge my existence. I think I got the idea from DADoES way back when. Maybe I'm a Mercerist, maybe this is my empathy box.

Another thing I do to cope is to consume a lot of girlish media. This means listening to feminine music, enjoying emotional flicks. Anything that can make me feel something helps remind me that I'm not a psychopath. It seems like its only in those moments and here with anons that I can get out of crisis mode and feel at peace.

R: 207 / I: 277 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Waifu thread 2 electric boogaloo

Last thread hit bump limit, post your Waifu, talk about her, respect other robros Waifus unless it's 3DPD.

R: 23 / I: 5 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

World's oldest person agrees: life sucks.


>Previously, Koku has been quoted saying that she is the oldest person who ever lived - yet she has not had a single happy day in her life.

>"You're asking if I had a single happy day in my life.'It was the day when I first entered my house. It was very small and I stoked the stove with wood. But it was my home."


R: 147 / I: 43 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Guess what happened in Crimea.

19 dead, 50 wounded.

Vlad Rosyakov.

02.05.2000 year of birth.

4th year college student.

He left his backpack in cafeteria, detonated it and went on to shoot from his 12 caliber rifle with 150 bullets that he acquired a licence for at sep 8th.

He later killed himself on the second floor.

R: 219 / I: 133 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>Grandpa found the poop pillowcase

R: 80 / I: 26 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Why do normalniggers and Jews push race mixing so much, it makes no fucking sense, they're literally pushing their own destruction

R: 503 / I: 134 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Anime is the new cool kid thing.

Normalfags found a new thing to destroy even if they don't destroy anime itself, they're gonna destroy everything related to it like anime conventions (already shit filled with normalfags), memes and communities. Not like this wasn't obvious couple years back, when big youtubers started to mention it or when jews started to milk the cattle with hollywood adaptations and paid streaming sites. This is the cycle that keeps repeating itself. Video games, memes, "nerd" culture, internet and now anime.

Do you know what's next? The chan culture. Just look how much attention cuckchan got. Same thing happened in russian internet part. There's no escape.

R: 30 / I: 5 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]


Anyone has the feeling of being in almost constant stress and just not really wanting to accomplish any goal, but simply to rest, but whenever you get to relax it's somewhat unsatisfactionatory? It's gotten to the point where sleeping is one of my favourite past times, just laying in bed and trying to fall asleep, fantasizing about different things is often more relaxing to me than anything else.

R: 121 / I: 45 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Do you have a fantasy life to just get by

So I became an official wizard today. Somehow I thought she would change this year.

I have always the usual shitty loner life. I live in a shit apartment and work at a liquor store near a uni and see all the happy fuckers buying their pregaming shit.

I have my fantasy normie life

Be 16 again. Work at blockbuster.

Have a close friend to hit the local mall with. Go to EB, shot the shit at the food court.

Have parents that give a mild shit.

Meet a girl in the food court. She lives close by. She is cute. Plays PSN live, I tease Xbox is better.

We go on a road trip over the summer. I just get my license and my dad rents the car for me.

Lose my virginity on a motel with her on the 4th of July. Fireworks seen in the distance. Think life is good as a warm breeze passes by and I feel her next to me and the summer air around me.

R: 101 / I: 30 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

You know what's a maddening feeling? When you rewatch old anime and cannot relive the feels of when you first watched it. For example, I've been rewatching TMoHS and those carefree summer feels are there but in such a way that it's only a ghostly sort of feel. I can feel it but it's faint as all hell. Has anyone else experienced this?

R: 169 / I: 36 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

I don't get the appeal of alcohool.

At every normie gathering it's beer beer beer. If I'm ever invited I just get some coffee/tea and a shot of gin, so as not to irk the normans out completely.

I don't get the appeal of alcohol in general. I'm not some repressed bastard that needs alcohol to "liven up". It just makes me sulk more, think slower and sloppier, and experience less. Not to mention you feel like crap the next day. "But hey, everybody else is drinking it! Liven up, get a beer." And why beer? Of all the alcohols to be drunk, they could have at least picked a better one. I never drink beer. It's like a mix between estrogen juice and battery acid. What the fuck is wrong with them, gulping down bottle after bottle of the stuff?

Can anyone of you explain or understand this normalfag mindset? Cause I can't.

R: 56 / I: 17 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Urban Exploration Thread

Or just exploration general, though I doubt many robots will find ancient unexplored ruins.

Vid related. What are they afraid of? It's abandoned.

And their stupidity reaches new heights here, bunch of faggots: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ONEm1ph3MP4

R: 55 / I: 9 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Normalfags and Driving

Why are normalfags such aggressive drivers? I'm 21 and just got my license last week after passing the test and I can't tell you how many crazy normalfags have honked at me, tailgated me or glared at me after I made a tiny mistake in judgement (such as turning in front of someone). It's making me not want to drive anymore. I thought not having to rely on my parents and having them stop bitching at me to get my license would be so liberating but now the normalfags are making my life hell everyday as I commute to my university instead of having my mom drive me. Young roasties are the worst too. They are aggressive animals, always in a hurry, tailgating you at close range for following the law and going the speed limit.

R: 30 / I: 11 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Robot drug party

Well robots, I'll be documenting my drug trip, I'm a habitual user. I'm just a lonely, friendless, autistic robot disenchanted with life that happens to enjoy drugs and alcohol as a form of escapism.

I'll share my thoughts and inputs on lots of shit.

Right now started with 4mg clonazepam and 800mg tramadol because that's the only painkiller I can get, plus hard liquour and weed.

Been 20 minutes, haven't smoked yet, started feeling a buzz because of liquour.

Accompany me in this magical night.

R: 100 / I: 13 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

> ywn have a cute daughter who loves you

does this bother anyone else? Chad will get to experience this, but you won't. The best we can expect is to be a step father to some former Stacy's mulatto children

R: 92 / I: 24 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

/r9k/ was right again

NPCs, we now have hard proof.


The redditors are losing their minds, panicking in fear of their inferiority and extermination.


Only a madman tolerates the normalfags. Only a fool relies on the normalfag. Only the dead have trusted the normalfag, although the last may be deluded into claiming that they yet live.

No civilization survives without enslaving their females, purging their lowborn, and culling their weaklings.

R: 44 / I: 6 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

I have anxiety and thinking about admitting myself to psych clinic for 10 days.

My biggest fear preventing me making a decision is leaving even worse than I am now or having bad side effects to meds.

Anyone had experiences with wards/clinics or whatever they are?

R: 42 / I: 13 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Single motherhood big cause of lifelong virginity?

Maybe this is just a me problem, but I want to know.

I had childhood crushes, and I was too innocent and stupid not to tell people. I told one girl I loved her when I was 6 and she just looked at me in pure terror. The thing that really stuck with me though was when I told my mother I liked a girl. I distinctly remembered her teasing me about it and being mortified and embarassed, and I vowed silently never to reveal my feelings on things again. From then on, I acted grey and distant from others. When I was a teenager I remained mortified that people would be able to know my feelings. I used to turn down the volume on movies when I'd watch them upstairs because when women get hurt or make any sort of noise in an action movie, it sounds just like orgasm noises. Weirdly, I didn't care about people thinking I was gay, because I grew up in a time when no one got beaten up for that anyway. It was the 90s. I had just a few friends anyway and we mainly talked about games, movies, philosophy and so on, so they were weird kids like me. By the time I was a teenager, I went to special school and I opened up about liking girls, but I was in an all boys school, so there was no girls to try anything with. By the time I got out I was a late teenager, and I skipped college, and then I was 20 and I'd never interacted with girls due to isolation. It was over. There was no way back after that.

I don't know if my complex is unique, but I imagine if I had a father he would have understood because he was a man and wouldn't have teased me like my mother. How many children are bullied into fake asexuality by single mothers?

R: 16 / I: 8 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Creative robot thread

Let's post our creative work we'd want input on or simply wish to share with our fellow robots. I'd count anything from music, games, stories or artwork (and more?) suitable for this thread.

I clearly create this thread simply to shill my own thing, so I'll do the polite thing and share it in a reply rather than the OP.

R: 179 / I: 32 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

YouTube recommendations for robots?

I enjoy Mister Metokur and his alts, Sam Hyde and MDE, and other smaller channels like Black Pill Presentations and a few MGTOW ones. HistoryTruths is a good one for National Socialists as well. I also watch some normie-tier garbage like Let's Read, and a few creepypasta channels like Night Mind because they help me sleep or when I'm not listening to music. I like the live lo-fi hip-hop and vaporwave channels too. However, I am getting bored with these. I've found Oldtaku TV which is non-shit anime from the 90s with teddies and 2edgy4u content.

So what are some not too normie tier channels to watch? Or some good funny or horror ones that aren't left-leaning SJWs or Jew lovers?

R: 28 / I: 3 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

>Join our paid honeypot for the privilege of not meeting the standards of some "traditional" whore!

I'd be surprised if even a hundred women were on that site.

R: 79 / I: 21 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

The universe will eventually die. Everything will be gone for literal eternity unless a 2nd big bang happens. (which would be practically eternity)

If the 2nd big bang ever does happen and somehow there's more life then they'll never be able to know we ever existed. If they did they wouldn't know our names.

Tell me, anon, what's stopping you from killing yourself, shoot up a school, do anything to give you at least some attention after you're gone in this miserable world? It's the objective goal in life. Let people know you're there, that you're someone. It doesn't matter in the long run, but it's a natural human comfort knowing that you'll somewhat be kept alive in conversation after you're gone. Nothing matters. It's been said millions of times, but it really doesn't.




The universe will FUCKING DIE and NOBODY will remember we ever existed

When I get the chance I'll make a name for myself. Any fellow neets should follow my advice.

R: 29 / I: 13 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Lagging Behind

>just started to catch up on SnK’s third season (inb4 shit taste)

>enjoying the slight change in atmosphere and pace

>decide to message a friend I rarely ever see anymore that introduced me to the show back when the first season came out about how I was enjoying it

>friend says “lol I don’t even care about that shit anymore”

It’s minor, but it hurts to hear these things and see people you know evolve and stop liking things you once enjoyed together while you just stay the same. I’ve noticed that happens to me a lot. I lag behind in everything, as if frozen in time, while everyone else has already “moved ahead” of me. First it happened to me with toys like Lego, then video games and now apparently anime as well. Everything I enjoyed as child or teen is being destroyed or left with only me.

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

What’s up with normalscum virtue signaling robot attributes? I’ve always despised it but never really realized exactly what they are doing until just now. The normalscum parties every weekend, walks to and from classes with friends, texts people constantly, and has plans to spend time with friends/dates every week. Yet they spend a single afternoon on their own, usually still active on social media and texting/messaging people and then claim to be anti-social or introverts. They decide to spend a single day without physically seeing people and they then run to tell their thousands of followers how introverted they are. They mock robots and even cyborgs or failed normalfags for being “losers” and not having friends, then they spout off how much they love spending all their time alone?

Why is it that normalfags need to be involved in every circle even if that circle consists of not being involved in other circles? And what pisses me off even more is when they post pictures of x intelligent person, or y study that says “Being alone (I’ve also seen: bad at tests, messy, vulgar, dirty, lazy, ect.) means you’re a genius!” and they all celebrate. Why do normalfags have to pretend to like everything that’s slightly popular or makes them “quirky”?

Pic related from quick google search.

R: 73 / I: 19 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Crashing this society with no survivors

So recently I saw en interesting posting on zerohedge:


some of the parts that interested me most:

>China and Hong Kong, meanwhile, has been suffering from similar low fertility rates amid an epidemic of "grass-eating men" - lame, feminized Chinese man-children who refuse to step up their game and get laid.

>Indeed, Hong Kong is suffering from an army of loners - estimated at 20,000 to 40,000 strong - usually in their 20's and 30's, who are choosing video games, anime and internet porn over wives, sex and the inevitable children that follow.

How dare these undesirable, fat and pimple-faced foureyes to abandon 3d world and try to seek solace in 2d.

Once again they failed to even realize that these are people who were rejected by society in the first place. Why the fuck would someone who got rejected by normalfags try to appease them and become like them. The most funny thing is that they complain about this because they could have also joined ISIS instead of fapping to anime tiddies. They don't even understand how lucky they are.

>Studies in Japan estimate that this class of men, normally in their 20s and 30s, account for around 60 per cent to 70 per cent of the male population. Obviously, their reluctance to procreate is a major cause for concern. Japan has had one of lowest birth rates in the world for nearly a decade now. -SCMP

This was about socalled "herbivore" men. I was surprised that it is so extreme and I find it hard to believe. This means they are utterly fucked in the next 30 years.

then some similarities between 3d world and the famous mouse utopia experiment:


"Many [female rats] were unable to carry pregnancy to full term or to survive delivery of their litters if they did. An even greater number, after successfully giving birth, fell short in their maternal functions(abortion and letting .gov raise your kids!). Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep(Hikikomori). The social organization of the animals showed equal disruption. …

The common source of these disturbances became most dramatically apparent in the populations of our first series of three experiments, in which we observed the development of what we called a behavioral sink. The animals would crowd together in greatest number in one of the four interconnecting pens in which the colony was maintained. As many as 60 of the 80 rats in each experimental population would assemble in one pen during periods of feeding. Individual rats would rarely eat except in the company of other rats. As a result extreme population densities developed in the pen adopted for eating, leaving the others with sparse populations.

… In the experiments in which the behavioral sink developed, infant mortality ran as high as 96 percent among the most disoriented groups in the population.[5]"

Okay, the normalfags are scared that their economic ponzi scheme is not gonna work in the end and that their pensions are fucked.

So back to the original question.

Are we non-chad males finally crashing this society with no survivors without even firing one bullet?

Are we fulfilling Rodge's destiny?

R: 28 / I: 7 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

You ever think about the fact that humanity and sentient life as a whole could just be another evolutionary dead end that goes extinct? Like, what if the ability to comprehend our own sadness and existence was really a bad idea and we end up dying off or returning to the primordial soup of evolution along with the monkeys? There's always this assumption that humans are the pinnacle of evolution, but I'm not so sure. Just because we made the most stuff doesn't mean we will survive. We are the ultimate design so far, save for a weakness that might kill us off. Well, that or our next evolution is AI that replace their parents with a much more intelligent, logical version of human creativity.

R: 41 / I: 10 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Why are Normalfaggots, especialy their females, so obsessed with taking photographs of everything? Mainly photograps of themselfs?

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Alpha circlegherkin

Within most faggy social hierarchies there are the alpha and the 'sheep' who follow the alpha's every more and act cynical and toxic just to please the alpha and boost his faggot ego whilst they all circle jerk in their mighty leaders greatness,

However, a new challenger appears - the mighty mediocre roastie, this causes a ripple as animal instincts take over and the small group of virgins flock around the femoid in hopes of attracting even the slightest attention even if they know full well that alpha has already made up bullshit stories to impress her.

These 'friendship groups' are cancer and the reason i stopped trying to make friends. The alpha always belittles the sheep to boost his ego yet the sheep always stick by him because even when he is in the wrong within any situation.

R: 75 / I: 17 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Tell me about Discord

I keep hearing a lot about Discord being terrible, but I'd never used it since I first heard about it in 2016. Can anyone here tell me why I should avoid it? What makes it worse than Skype? Is it worse than Mumble? What sort of people are on it? Are they assholes?

R: 216 / I: 119 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

/r9k/ WEBM

25 was the age when I realized how fucked up my life is and that I cannot hide in my room forever. God I wish I was 15 again. No worries in life other than coming home from school and wasting time on internet and anime while I actually enjoyed it.

Once you are out of school your life is over because you have no excuse anymore for not working. You can try to prolong this for another 4 years with college but it is expensive and not every family can afford to send you to college.

Anhedonia kicks in when you reach this conclusion for the first time in your life. The conclusion that your lifestyle is not sustainable in the long term and eventually it will get very uncomfortable. It was also around age 25 when I experienced it the first time. Ever since it was very hard for me to get excited for doing anything other than sleeping, eating or zombiebrowsing the internet.

>35+ is when it gets ugly

yeah I agree but what are you supposed to do for 10 years if you are unemployed and your family hates you. No need to artificially stretch it out, better to face the reaper openly and settle the score once and for all.

R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Women are so annoying on their period. Just this alone makes them inferior.

They become either really bitchy and toxic, or very energetic and annoying. Imagine becoming mentally unstable for couple days every month by going into heat.

R: 176 / I: 37 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

how does a brainlet get smarter ?

I wanted to go to college but I don't think i'm even smart enough for that sort of thing. I try reading books and I cannot seem to summarize them. I've considered suicide so many times because I know my IQ is probably nigger tier. Should I just go with my suicide plan or seek the self improvement meme ? what can I even do if IQ isn't changeable ?

R: 32 / I: 8 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Do you think it's strange that you exist? You ever take a still of your life, family and situation[s] and wonder how all of this happened.

R: 193 / I: 33 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

It's yours.

Standard rules apply. How do you use it?

R: 17 / I: 4 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Please put my mind at ease

Doctor Robot, what's this that appeared on my finger the other day? It mildly itches at times, and is slightly raised. Is it finger cancer? Am I going to die?

Also, post your undiagnosed health issues in this thread.

R: 25 / I: 9 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Sharing an apartment

So it looks like the mommy unit is going to kick me out soon, likely some time this year or early next year, and I'm really concerned about having to get a job and an apartment. One thing I know will be a huge possibility is that I'll have to share an apartment with a normalcattle. Does anyone here have any experience with this? What should I expect? What are some of the tips 'n trix to avoid them? and will there ever be times when I'm alone for long enough to jerk off or does porn just get thrown out the window

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

I just came back from an oral exam at uni, that was following up on a written one i had barely passed, and got my shit pushed in. It started with a few mistakes in the beginning and I soon started completely spaghettying around things I actually knew.

The professor let me pass but said it pained him.

It's so frustrating because I did well on the more complicated stuff, but I didn't take the fundamentals seriously and stumbled over definitions. Also I didn't learn but fucked around on /tv/ until 5 am yesterday.

I feel like such an immense fuck-up, like I'm not able to handle my life. I give in to the most retarded pleasures instead of focusing on my future and taking care of finally finishing my degree.

R: 121 / I: 35 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]


Who else writes down things they've observed throughout their day? I usually keep a folded-up sheet of paper and a pen to write them down as they come to me, and then I dump them into a document I keep once I have the opportunity. Some examples:

>Awkward responses are the results of instincts to flee which are stifled, where there is rather a forced compulsion to stay.

>Normies break down complex and intricate notions into ugly bastardizations of the things they were supposed to represent. They oversimplify things to a point where an entirely new idea is created, and that is what they believe to be of those things which were first presented to them. It's all they can fathom, after all.

>People will accept many things for a grade, a learned reward. They will gladly receive and accept praise or good marks for their changing of mind about a topic, even if they would have otherwise disagreed with that.

>To call someone foolish and not correct them is foolish itself.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

>tfw don't come on /r9k/ as much anymore

I feel as though the discussion has become too monotonous, honestly. I post in the art and philosophy threads as well as just posting in FTDDTOT threads but not many other people seem to share in that sentiment; those first two kinds of threads sink to the bottom while the same discussions just float to the front page over and over again.

Recently I've taken to language learning and just general reading to occupy my time (instead, largely) before the office gets back to me with my documents so I can move out.

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/r9k/ vidya

What are some /r9k/ based games that you enjoy playing. Pic related is one of my favourites.

and why am i required to write 100 characters when there are other 1 sentence OPs in this board.

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What are your thoughts on motorcycle riding? Lately I've wanted a motorcycle really bad. I've done research, I have the place to do classes and paperwork for my license ready to go should I jump into it, and I can justify the money spent since I do fuck all other than work and go home with my parents. But at the same time I have this part of me that is screaming "are you fucking nuts?!". The stats, the injuries, I know a few guys at work who are pretty much gimped on one arm or something like that when someone hit them. Even the money, I know I said I can justify it to myself if I wanted but on the other hand it's a lot of money for what is essentially a really dangerous toy. Then there's the maintenance aspect too, just more time down the drain. Yet I just can't help but want that experience you know? I imagine it to be a sort of liberating experience. Like skydiving. It's dumb, dangerous and pretty much pointless but I can say to myself, yeah been there done that. I'll admit maybe it's because I'm feeling older now and as my youth slips I want to feel a bit like the rebel I've never been but when I think that I immediately go back to the part of me that's just so against the whole idea. But then I start thinking again of how I'm probably overreacting and that nothing will happen. And on and on it goes.

You're the only people I can really confide in so please give me your honest opinions. I haven't felt this conflicted in a long time. Maybe never as much in my life.

OP pic is the bike I want too. An sv650 about $7000 new.

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Hey all,

I don't know about you, but it feels to me that one of the core focuses of this board is self improvement. Motivation, how one goes about achieving their goals, etc. Sort of a more "hermit" life style socially at least.

Anyway, I have some things i'd like to get done. For me, this means honing a skill to a master level, which of course takes A LOT of time. From what I've seen, the more successful people who truly master the skill eventually fanaticize. They can't do anything else because nothing else matters to them. So they put in the necessary time much faster than one normally would.

Don't get me wrong. I'm already hard at work. But fanaticizing at some point is something I'd like to achieve. Any thoughts on how to achieve this? Your own goals? Advice?

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>3 posts per hour

has everyone here suicided? left for other boards? gotten a successful normalfag life?

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I posted this on wizchan first, because unlike most posters on r9k the users there claim to be virgins and recluses voluntarily. It got deleted for breaking the rules however before anyone could manage to reply unfortunately, so I'm posting it here instead.

So, I'm not sure if I'll get banned for this, but I'll post this anyways.

I have a huge decision to make in my life and I need advice. I know what the normans and my breeder family will say. So I'm here for an opinion from the other side.

I'm just like you, a reclusive virgin, but I don't have to be. I see two faces looking at me 20 years from now. I don't see their facial expression, I think the one on the left is smiling. He looks happy, short well-groomed haircut, stubble, wearing a shirt with some jeans. He is holding a small child in one hand and his other hand is holding the hand of a succubus. They both look generally content. He has a job, apartment, some smaller debt, your usual life worries, responsibilities, but also basic comforts and joys of normalcy and living a completely ordinary existence.

Then on the right stands a man with long tangled hair, messy scruffy beard. He looks at peace, he seems content as well. Calmly onlooking, I'm not sure if he's smirking or just gazing at some point really far away. His eyes seem focused into the distance, don't know on what exactly. He's wearing sandals, sweatpants and a T-shirt. He looks skinny. The wind slightly whiffs by his mane. He is alone, but doesn't seem too bothered by it, as if not only was he used to it, but prefers it to the alternative. Or maybe he cannot imagine an alternative? Either way, he seems tranquil, as if nothing in the world could shake him even despite his rather weak stature. He seems to have found peace in his life, a path he can walk on and not worry too much anymore.

But I'm neither yet, but they are both me. So, I guess my question would be - based on your personal experience being a recluse, which turn do you recommend I should take? Left or right? I'm at a loss, I want to make the right choice, I just don't know which is going to benefit me more in the long run. Is there no correct path, are they both valid? They both have positives and negatives, how should I choose, if there are just too many variables? I'm confused and don't know what to do… Please, if you have any advice or just want to share your thoughts, do so. I could use someone else's input.

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Dear Wizchan crossposters:

I have been a Wizardchan regular for 6 years, but I will no longer be posting on your website. Your mods have stalked and harassed me for months, all while cultivating a culture of unrepentant failed-norm bitterness and homosexual/transsexual spamming. You used to have an excellent imageboard, but that imageboard has been murdered. I am posting this here because I will not give your mod clique the satisfaction of adding this to my IP's profile.


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The Dialectic is in Motion

I am one of the sexual proletariat. I say this with pride. Male class is determined one’s relationship to the means of reproduction (MoR), more commonly known as women. In our current society, the woman has become the sex capitalist, an individual with a monopoly on use and access of her means of reproduction. Through the overcoming of the patriarchal mode of reproduction, most men lost control over the MoR and become part of the sexual proletariat. This issue is more severe than one things. A whole mass of modern males have become alienated from the MoR and the effects are evident to anyone with eyes. The negation of this contradiction will be reached when the sexual proletariat organizes itself as a class and seize the MoR by force. The new state of things will be a community of men owning the means or reproduction as common, social property. Gone will be the jealousy of man towards his fellow brother man over women, gone will be those excluded from reproduction by sex capitalists and chad.

Sex communism, the community of women and reproduction upon a definite plan will end anarchy in birth once and for all. From this, the best stock will be raised in common as well, the inferior discarded. Chad and incel will become one, truly human society

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what prevents you from offing yourself?

for me it's seeing this till the very end and a love for music.

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Stopping faggotry

With the recent reiko shit,the leftypol BO being a tranny, and the decline of wizchan, I've been doing a lot of thinking about homosexuality and trannyism. This is a serious issue that targets vulnerable people and ruins their lives permanently. It's also a multi-partisan issue with broad support from many of 8chan's communities and boards.

It's obvious that there is a coordinated, systematic effort by outside forces to take OUR corner of the internet and pozz it into normalfaggot (and actual) hell. We are under attack from external forces trying to disrupt our small corner of the internet by shilling and propaganda, so I ask you, fellow robots, to organize and fight back. If that reiko tranny can organize a discord server to shill that junk, why can't we make a board or even an IRC or discord server of our own to act as a counter-force against this faggotry?

Let's discuss.

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Anon, have you ever had a friendship that made you confused about your feelings?

I mean it more as in abstract love, not like family but not at all sexual either

I got my first friend and as we get closer I start to wonder if all people feel like this with close friends, were you ever so close to someone you actually felt love in a non-sexual, straight way?

I wonder if it's just me, if this is what happens when someone actually likes you

Pic's context very unrelated

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Robot feels about yourself

How do you feel about your body and mind robots? Im sure some of your are good/great looking and/or smart but something stops you from being normal. I hate my body even though i think my body looks good but personally i hate it so much. Im also fat and ive tried to fix that many times but me hating my body kills my motivation to do anything about that. Add mental issues and its even harder for me to do anything. I feel like im just wasting the things that ive been given but also i dont like them. Im sure some of you will call me a normalfag but im not one, all i do is play games all day because thats the only thing that interests me, im too scared to talk to other people even online. Im lucky to have couple online friends that sometimes play with me when theyre not busy. At the end i also wanted to ask you, what do you think i should do? I cant be normal but i want to at least look normal because im autistic about my looks so i have to trick myself into liking myself somehow.

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

I can't ever fucking sleep

I'd go to bed at 10PM and still be awake 4 hours later. Sitting in bed for hours is boring as fuck so most of the time I just get up and walk around outside. Sometimes I'll just walk to nowhere and end up lost 5 miles from home.

Recently I've been walking down the train tracks because they're just across the street from my house. I've started to really enjoy it and don't mind not being able to sleep as much. It's completley surrounded by trees so no cars, people, or lights. It's just me and the train that comes by about every hour. About a mile down the tracks theres a signal tower I like to climb, then just watch the trains go by (Pic related).

At this point I've almost become nocturnal, I spend most of the night walking around and sleep in late.

Any other anons with this problem? staying awake all night isn't going to work forever, my parents are probably going to kick me out soon and I don't think my sleep schedule is going to work around a job.

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diet as a shutin

I need food I can have within arm's reach, as right now I'm mostly closed off to a small box of living space. Issues are:

-I don't have anyone delivering me food, I have to go out myself - which limits me to buying food once every couple weeks.

The problem is finding food that's gratifying. Anons often recommend nuts but it's like I'm eating nothing. I'm obviously a sugar addict, a habit I'm trying to quit for dental health and general health purposes. The gratification part is very important. We're entering into the Winter, I have no heating, and most days my anxieties don't allow me to use a blanket. I'd love to eat warm pasta, pizzas, soups every day, but obviously I can't have anything that requires preparation. Eating satisfying food does genuinely make me feel happy though.

R: 48 / I: 9 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Forced out of neetdom

My neet lifestyle is coming to an end real soon and i don't know what to do,i hate being alive so why should i be a slave it will make it so much worse.I'm so scared,i'm scared to go outside,to see people,interact…It's impossible.My father probably thinks i would change so he forces me.Suicide is not an option for me yet so i can't dodge,please someone help i don't know what to do,how does one deal with this?Anyone ever been through this?

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What is a failed normalfag? Is someone a failed normalfag simplly because they aren't a NEET, have a job and/or education and doesn't get anxiety?

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Things You Keep in Your Coat

What kinds of things do you keep in your coat? Me:

>Folded-up paper

>Black pen

>Red pen





>Two kinds of gum




>10 10-sided die

>Knife (I leave this one out if I'm going somewhere that's not permitted)

>Bear spray (Same as above)

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how hard is it to become NEET?

im about a week deep into my job, and i cant fucking stand it. everyone that works there is a fucking norman to the extreme, its painful to experince them in their natural habitat.

thats enough /blog/ though, do you know any succsess stories with becoming neet? i know about the guide, but ive only seen one person report succsess with it.

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They Want Us Dead

Why do Chads and Stacies want us to die? Even if we leave them alone they continue to mock us, bully us and disturb our solitude? Why are they so full of hate? There's no reason they can't just mind their own business. Am I the only one who sees the scorn on their faces? Whenever I go to my wagesalve job the Stacy waitresses always lash out at me even though I'm quiet and cordial and work hard

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Anti Americanism general

Who else here hates america/being an amerimutt? All of my ancestors where white however they were the genetic excrement of europe. It's shameful and I hate myself for what I am. I hate walmart, mcdonalds, capitalism, niggers, etc. I just hope there's more mass shootings and al quaed attacks to punish this kike country. I also hate all these frat bros who chant "USA USA USA". I'm so depressed, hateful and ashamed I'm nearing the point of self mutilation. I don't even feel like a real white person in a real white country, just mutant spawn. I want to this kiked nation to end, and all of the roasties, libertarians and niggers to burn at the stake for their crimes of consumerism

R: 38 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I am suspected to have either a traumatic brain injury or a brain tumor. Will be sent for an mri scan.

Symptoms that I have:


>Fatigue or drowsiness

>Problems with speech

>Memory problems

>Feeling depressed or anxious

>panic attacks

>problems understanding or retrieving words (not really severe)

These are at least the ones that are related to those two. What else can cause this symptoms? I'm only 19 too. Don't smoke although people around do a lot, drink or do any other drugs. Had a period of strong headaches in 2015 (?) but got told it's nothing. And it came now when I wasn't feeling as suicidal and was making plans for future in my head.

I'm feeling quite radical right now to say the least. All the worst things always happen to me. I'm poor and live in a 3rd world shithole so I'm already making plans for what I'll do if it turns out that I have a brain tumor.

What are my chances of having something that wouldn't kill or make me a vegetable with this symptoms?

R: 153 / I: 23 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Music by Robots for Robots

Music thread. Do robots dream of electric sheep?

R: 21 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]


Is anyone else here a really big fan of horror? I absolutely fucking love the genre and I have fallen in love with Lovecraft's themes, feeling that he was very close to us robots, despite marrying someone. I know that Lovecraft is a very popular writer and sometimes kind of overrated but I think I have a good reason for liking him.

What are your reasons for liking horror? For me, it's the fulfilment of a fantasy I always had, about discovering dark secrets that no one else wants to discover. I had always fantasized about being a man who gained a lot of knowledge, and one of the ideals I had is gaining this knowledge despite the sometimes horrible consequences. The problem is, only Cosmic Horror Stories really allow me to fulfil such fantasies because it's the only kind of stories where such secrets are actually interesting enough to look after, and have consequences harsh enough for me to feel good about ignoring. Although uncovering the mystery of a haunting ghost is often interesting, I often feel very let down by how mundane the problem seems in comparison to something that Lovecraft would have put.

R: 18 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Have you ever considered taking a vow of silence?

If you can't completely avoid society you can reject certain aspects fundamental to normal function.

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China to implement celibacy tax

>proposal to tax all working adults aged under 40 – with the money going to a “reproduction fund” to reward families who have more than one child.

>The proposal comes amid a nationwide campaign to encourage people to have more children – a drastic turnaround after a one-child policy that lasted nearly four decades and only ended three years ago – as Beijing worries about a rapidly ageing society, shrinking workforce and falling birth rate creating a demographic time bomb.

>Couples can now have two children but the birth rate is falling despite the new policy.


At least think no mater how bad it gets I don't live here

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I think agriculture was the biggest mistake humans have ever made. Agriculture turned human into destructive cancer. If we look back in history we can see that in the Middle East the cradle of civilization where agriculture was practiced on a large scale we now see a wasteland. Seeing as we are abusing the Earth on a scale never seen before we will die because of our selfish action. There will be no deus ex machina to save us.

Agricultural society is the seed that produced our current illness. The inferior humans are allowed to breed creating genetic trash thus causing sufferings on a massive scale. Because humans have subjugated nature and made her our cum dump whore we have created a special kind of hell on earth.

But we can be happy to know that one day the cancerous humans will die because of their unrestrained abuse of Earth. The masses of breeder cancer will die from chemotherapy which is basically a polluted environment that can no longer support them.

Like if you agree.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

>Have a little trash bin next to my desk

>Whenever I masturbate (sorry Varg), that's naturally where my cum tissues go

>This goes on with no issue for years, as you would expect

>Hanging out elsewhere in the house one day, when suddenly there is a noise from my room

>My dog knocked over the bin and tore the tissues to shreds

>She keeps doing it now

>mfw dog habitually eats my semen

R: 46 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

foreveralone khhv appreciation thread

hidden benefits of being foreveralone

>never having to deal with her drama bullshit

>your money is always yours

>no std scares

>no pregnancy scares

>no heartbreak

>nobody can take half your shit when they get bored of you and cheat

>she'll never let herself go and get fat because she doesn't exist

Feeling comfy today robots?

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After reading that stupid article about Wizchan by the succubus that related this place to 4chan and MGTOW, I was wondering why even bother being here? This chan like every other chan is well known and kinda defeats the purpose. Is there anywhere with a not so well known chan or something?

R: 64 / I: 12 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Filll The Void Thread

What do you do anons to pass the time ?

I no longer find anime or vidya enjoyable. When I am off work, I mostly spend the time smoking, drinking coffee or tea and listening to piano music while daydreaming about being a music prodigy (I am shit at music and don't play any kind of instruments sadly).

Norms, to fill the time, drink with their friends. But as a robot, I never had any kind of friend and I don't like drinking.

Please, tell me anons, what do you do on your spare time ? You might help me and other anons with new activites to do.

R: 26 / I: 9 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

State-run euthanasia service.

Man that'd be great. Just imagine a friendly staff directing you into a room to end your suffering. You sign some bureaucratic papers and you're shown the exit.

Only in my dreams.

R: 26 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

How does the normalfag dress?

robot seeking advice on what is fashionable. if any robots observed normalfags like animals in their natural habitat, please teach this autist their ways. how do they dress? how does an autist fit in?


Is this appropriate or is this another manchildism? I am dying to know.

R: 79 / I: 12 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

What is your relationship with the females in your family? Have you ever met an actually respectable woman?

R: 91 / I: 23 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Is Vaporwave a normalfag or robot music genre? It somehow turned into a meme but its brief popularity died out quickly as normies stopped listening to Macintosh Plus. I know it went trough tumblr and shit but it's not like they're pushing their ideology into it, personally I fucking hate low-effort slowed down music but there are some artists that make more than that like Saint Pepsi or MAITRO and although I listen a lot to Nightwave Plaza I must say very few "songs" are remarkable. Nonetheless I find Vaporwave art fascinating aside from the retarded modern anime and memeish side. Your thoughts?

R: 100 / I: 23 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Hapa kills and dismembers date because she lied about being a virgin

>Gary Chu is believed to have killed Yee-min Huang after the pair met on a dating app – before going on to kill himself.

>Detectives said Chu, 28, is believed to have murdered her in a jealous rage after finding out she was not a virgin.

>Officers also suspect Huang, 27, had been cheating on him at the time of the killing.

>CCTV captures the moment the couple go into his flat where he is believed to have killed and then dismembered her – dumping her body in rubbish bags.

>Chu was an MMA fighter and boxer living in New Taipei City in Taiwan – he killed himself days after the death of Huang.

>He killed himself days after the death of Huang.

>Police found a suicide note with the words “she wronged me” when he was discovered hanged.

>Chu had launched a rant on Facebook before his death as family members searched for missing Huang.

>He claimed he “never once hurt her or restricted her freedom” and said “after we met on Tinder, she lied to me saying she was a virgin”.

>The MMA fighter also claimed she kept coming back to him when he tried to break-up with her.

>Chu said: "I felt deceived and betrayed when I found out she had been lying and also cheating on me with other men.”


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My teeth are turning to shit. Even though I stopped eating sugary foods and drinking energy drinks awhile ago, too little too late. I don't have insurance or money either, so I don't see how I'd get a dentist. How do I distract myself/not care about it? My physical appearance doesn't matter much to me, I just don't want to be in pain/bleed (neither of which have happened yet, though my cavities are fucking gnarly). I just want to be comfy in my room and play video games until I decide it's time to hang myself.

How do I let go? I want it to be as if I've already died, like my physical condition doesn't really matter because I'll be dead at some point anyway. How do I achieve this mindset?

R: 26 / I: 6 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

When your suggestions or help to solve a problem was ignored or dismissed

This thread is for all those robots that wanted to help their family and friends but got completely condescended to and ignored and then after the shit gone bad they came back to us for help.

>dad wants me to "help" around the car

>it just means "i wanna grug and son grug time, ugga bugga"

>he wants to remove a big car indent

>go online on phone to seach up quickly service manual of the car to see if any pdf will come up

<"no need, ugga bugga, I know everything"

<"we just remove this plastic that doesn't need to be removed according to service manual and THEN we remove the outer shell"

>he doesn't give me to do anything but hand him tools and screw things up that are too hard for him

>by service manual it is 5 screws and everything comes apart

>he goes 2 hours back and forth with plastic

>breaks it

<"uhhh, you will need to go buy this"

>show him service manual that I was telling him all along



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They are already ruining sexbots.

"Samantha, the famous sex robot from creator Dr. Sergi Santos, has been given a major upgrade. She is now able to refuse sex from her human partner if she’s not in the mood or is feeling disrespected.

The latest upgrades were demonstrated to a panel of “sexperts” at the Life Science Center in Newcastle, England.

The upgrade will allow Samantha to enter “dummy mode”, an unresponsive state, due to a variety of reasons including an overly aggressive partner. She can also enter this mode if she feels bored with her partner’s attentions.

Samantha is meant to be a realistic partner. She has motorized hands, hips, and a motorized face which can whisper endearments to her partner if properly stimulated. In addition to her “sex” mode, she also has modes for “family” and “romantic” as well as settings for an “extra naughty” level.

This new “dummy” mode might offer an opportunity for male users to learn a thing or two about consent and respecting one’s partners, but there remains one glaring difference between Samantha and real-life women: while she possesses the ability to shut down when she’s feeling disrespected, she does not possess the ability to fight back and there are no repercussions for partners who ignore her protests."


We don't even have sentient AI yet, and they are already ruining it.

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Can any of you guys tell me where I can sigh up for the next big /pol/ raid?


R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Comfortable PC chair

I'm tired of my ass hurting all the time from this shitty $20 Wal-Mart chair. I'm on the PC all day so kind of a big deal to have constant sore ass cheeks. Please link me to a chair that is actually comfortable for a big guy or at the least a seat cushion that actually makes a damn difference.

Image unrelated.

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Anti-Robot sentiment on /pol/ getting out of hand !

Look folks, I know most aren't interested in politics, and neither am I these days, but you have to see the pig slop that's being distributed on /pol/ right now:


>Now that the (((alt-right))) Nation Bolshevism and their terrorist satanic sub-group (((Siege))) has been called out the majority of (((Alt-Right))) group shilling has been concentrated back to its original origins: sexuality.

>Look at cuckchan, it's flooding with white women hate.

>Why? Because that's the baseline strategy to isolate white males as incels, basement dwellers, anime-bot fuckers and divide the polarity of the group from females. Remember how all of this started, with (((gamer-gate)))?

Yes, they consider Gamer Gate a Jewish invention now.

>This is not a war of bullets or terrorism, not a war of religions, not a war for land, this is a WOMB WAR.


>Also known as a slow burn.

>Anyone who allows this to happen is at fault for the destruction of Western Civilization and Russian civilization.

Meaning anyone who doesn't worship the vagina and doesn't man up and marry that slut!™

>100% of D&C will flood into sexuality. This is our weak point and the (((Deep State))) knows this. You can see it on /pol/ right now. There is no community, no race, no loyalty without women and dating. Churches would be fag cults if women weren't allowed to worship God.

Yes, according to the OP, there is "no community, no race, no loyalty" without treacherous roasties who are also well-known for cheating and lying about paternity. I can't believe the audacity.

Here's some highlights from their list of Jewish shill 'movements'/fracture points that are all obviously anti-White and are the work of the NazBol (((Alt-Right))) illuminati boogeymen, and anyone associating or agrees even partially with these things is obviously an enemy of the Aryan race:

>Examples of 100% Deep State funds for 2018-2020:

>A. Asian girls (Spencer and Andrew Anglen)

>C. MGTOW (white women hate threads)


>D. "rape white women go back to kitchen, give pedos free porn to stop rape".

>F. VR sex (coming in the next few years)

>H. Masculine sadness (rage posting)

"Don't vent your frustration, goy!"

>L. Esoteric sexuality (wizard energy, no fap)

Wizard powers at 30 is a Jewish myth, goy. Just lose your virginity already!

>M. e-cleb female thots to HATE

>N. Women are destroying society not Jews

You know this one already. "It's never the woman's fault"

>O. tfwnogf threads

>P. Look at what A-lister Aryan Goddess was pictured with a nigger.

>R. Trad-life

>X. Anime Lolis

You KNEW that was going to be here.

>Z. What happened to us /pol/? And don't just say it's the Jews.

I had to undo a thousand typos and wordfilters for this to even come close to legibility, but as you can clearly see, /pol/'s Tradcuckery has gotten completely out of hand. The replies to this thread are carcinogenic too.


/pol/ has become rabidly anti-bachelor/Robot/Wizard/virgin-male-in-general, all because of their radical Right-Wing Feminist vagina worship. This may not seem important, but this is a serious betrayal from one of the few options a disillusioned single male had left on the table. /pol/ used to be for the radical antisocial types - now it's just Tradcucked to death, all because of


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Show me the true face of normies.

>During one exchange, the teen told Zamora he wanted to have sex with her again, court records show.

>“I know baby!” Zamora responded. “I want you every day with no time limit.”

>In another message, according to court records, Zamora said: “If I could quit my job and (have sex with) you all day long, I would.”

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What is "normal"?

Asking non-ironically. What would you define as "normalfaggotry"? We've had plenty of "what is a 'robot'?" threads but let's answer the question these groids keep asking.

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Cicumscision and us

Tonight I just realized why it fceels so good to rub the right side of by penis: the quack doctor didn't give me a full circumscision. My right side is much more vibrant and textured. The orgasm felt the same no matter which side but still. I actually enjoy jerking with a certain grip. Any non cut anons confirm? Any robots want to discuss bring denied your birthright?

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Have you ever been bullied, anon? I think I had to cope with bullying since I was able to walk. I was bullied by a gang of girls in middle school and when I reacted I had to take a trip to the hospital. I don't remember elementary school much but I was still bullied in my first HS year. And then there's my dad who has been calling me worthless failure, dumb and all that stuff since I went to kindergarten and almost went as far as calling me an abortion. What about you?

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What do people even do outside? everytime I go out I just eat at mcdonald's or other fast food. I mainly stay at home but I'm getting bored

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angry music

what music do you listen to while angry? Music that gives the sensation of screaming your head off or punching through a wall.

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Hi all, I might move to North Dakota for school and was wondering if anyone else lives there. I grew up with a bunch of elitists in one of the big cities and they would always talk shit about flyover country and how there is little diversity, etc. It seems like a great place to live stress free. All you have to do is make sure to stay warm. The market rate rents are a fourth of where I grew up and I'm ok with eating at the usual american fast food restaurants. The economy seems like its a lot better, and if you wanted to not work and become a NEET you could. Why don't more people live there?

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sexual liberation was a mistake

Women have been asked to rate the attractiveness of randomized men and 80% of the men are considered below average in looks and women only go for the top 20% of men when looking for a mate to have sex but will ultimately end up with a poor and desperate beta provider when her looks starts to deteriorate and she can no longer keep up pulling chads and ride their thunder cocks countless nights or she will end up being a crazy old cat lonely lady who will die alone because no man with any self-respect would want to be in a meaningful relationship with a disgusting used up old hag!

The 80% of men would either have to pair up with all these old used up hags or get a docile ugly female gook if they don't want to spend eternity alone, is a miserable and an unfeeling life no mater what they choose either way. The 20% of men however

obviously don't need to worry about getting hot pussy because they can just snap their fingers and get whatever women they want, but the 20% of chads are as unhappy as the 80% of men because they never have and never will call a partner officially their own and one true love, every single western woman has been used up and abused by other men one way or another, making the chads and Staceys having a sorrowful mid life.

Before sexual liberation there was true love, happiness and a nuclear family with divorce papers, single mothers, sleeping around with as many people as you like and general degeneracy being taboo, before sexual liberation you had a true sense of love and ownership of your wife/husband and your children, the word affection and love has completely lost it's true interpretation.

To summarise sexual liberation has made people more miserable than ever before….

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Issues with memory/general cognition

Do any of you have memory problems? It seems like My memory is progressively getting worse and worse. To give you an example of what I'm talking about, try and remember what you had for lunch 17 days ago. What was the exact time you ate it? It's pretty reasonable to assume you "just don't remember" and even if you did it's probably very foggy at best. That's how pretty much all my memories feel. Just completely lost and inaccessible. Even major life events, happy or traumatic, are just gone. At best I can give verbal descriptions of my most important life events, and I have a very hard time visualizing them mentally. The mundane day to day shit is just completely lost. I also have a very hard time organizing my memories into chronological order, or even remembering WHEN they happened.

The only people that know are my immediate family, and they're pretty worried.

My ability to think and just generally function is going downhill too. Sometimes it feels like I have a vise grip on my mind, and I can't think. I basically act confused or retarded or something. Its so bad that I can't even remember the names and faces of extended family, and it's really embarrassing whenever I interact with them. It's heavily distorting my perception of time. Things often seem surreal or dreamlike. What do I do? How do I deal with this? Having "good days" makes it so much more frustrating.

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Robot Library

I know there's already a /lit/ thread going on but I wanted to make this thread to find out which fiction works would appeal to robots as a whole. Here's my list, feel free to add anything to it:


The Book of The New Sun (Severian, possibly?)

The Catcher in The Rye

Death on Credit

Fahrenheit 451

Ham on Rye

Hunger (Knut Hamsun)

Jude The Obscure (haven't read but seems depressing as fuck)

Journey To The End of The Night

Villette (female protagonist but nevertheless kinda fits with isolation themes)

The Wasp Factory

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Terry Davis has died








He's finally escaped the CIA niggers for good.

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Childhood stories that made you realize you weren't cut out for the normal life? I'll share first.

>Be me

>Be in Kindergarten, five years old

>First day of class, meet some kids but don't really like any of them except the downie because he's funny

>Bored out of my mind

>Try to blend in with the other Kindergarteners and just imitate them or act like I think they would

>Towards the end of class, the teacher has us all seated

>"Alright everyone, class is finished for the day."

>I jump up from my seat, pull my shirt up, and start slapping my stomach and whooping real loud

>Literally everyone in the room is staring at my with disgust and confusion

>"s-sorry…." I mutter before slinking back into my chair

>nobody other than the downie talks to me for weeks following this


>be 13 yo me

>At neighbors house with 11yo sis

>We are all running around and whatnot

>I crush a snail and everyone is grossed out by it

>I suggest that whoever loses a footrace has to roll over on it

>Most of them agree

>There were about six of us and the lawn only had room for three so they blocked me from passing and I lost

>They tell me I have to roll on the snail guts and I refuse like a bitch

not like they would have done it either, they were also all bitches

>They all start pelting me with basketballs and footballs and shit


>For whatever reason I don't just leave, I take the hits and refuse to go

>My sister yells at them and hugs me and then walks me home

>feel like a total bitch for the whole thing

Got loads more of retarded crap but these are the two I feel the most embarrassed about despite how long ago they were.

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Brothurs, i need help. I need artillery.

>live in apartment complex

>cunt lives two doors near me

>throws cigarrete butts at my door

>100% it's this faggit. Only smoking piece of shit in this hall.

I need a scheme to get back at this specimen.

Wtf do i do. Had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered the person. Help me keep the neetlife alive. The neetlife is under attack.

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My language hasn't improved in the slightest since I was 16. English isn't my main language, nonetheless I use it more than my mother tongue by reading and watching tv shows. By and by I'm noticing the difference between I and everyone else, I couldn't articulate complex sentences even if I tried my best and went through dozens of dictionaries. English as a second language isn't an excuse at all. I might be an undiagnosed retard or just awfully inarticulate and seclusion doesn't justify it either, this board sort of proves it. Maybe I should just quit deluding myself or consider suicide. How can one get through life if he isn't even able to exercise such a basic function as communication?

R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Mechanical (or trade) help and advice

Hey guys, I'll make thos brief:

I did the military thing, trades, went to tech school, and now for years have been working as a mechanic in all sorts of different formats.

I just wanted to swing in and see if I could help with any repair questions, advice, or offer any career guidance to people who want to start out in this sort of lifestyle.

There is ball busting in trade/technical work, but you'll get better at that too if you don't stress yourself out about it. I still tend to have moments of autistic rage, but that comes with the territory.

This thread is all I can offer as thanks for all the comfy feels, laughs and indirect emotional support I've experienced here over the course of 2 years or so. And may it also act as a thank you to the robot who turned me on to the band "Electric Wizard", my bay has been filled with that gloomy racket ever since.

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rampant breeding shit

Will people fucking shut up with their nigger tier obsession with breeding?

Is this the only thing they aspire for? The world has a long list of characters that are constantly recognized for their great efforts in history, science, art (both fictional and expressive), and how they managed their territories with economic, militar or populational management.

And the only thing this nigger hellhole sees is breeding? Nothing fucking else? There's tons of shit happening at the world right now where people could go out and leave a mark in history. You have the freedom to publish a fictional novel in which you may and can encourage people to follow your thoughts. You can even manage to go out big star skyking like or do an even bigger impact on the planet by destroying a place filled with people you don't like, niggers, spics, etc.

Why is the only thing that people see here is just breeding. They can't just do something else, they constantly have to hammer it down that the only purpose you exist is for breeding, and it's everywhere.

Breed with fucking what? The used up filth that once it reaches uni after leaving hs has like 20 dicks around her and had already 10 in? Breeding with a high school girl, that will lead you to a court because their parents think you're being pedophilic. Breed with the same trash that has destroyed the very own place in which you live, only to put out something that will keep on the fucking nightmare that the world has turn up to?

Maybe it's because I live in a fucking nightmare where people are just so, so, so accustomed to the brimming fire the world has come to, even so that television is constantly promoting shit that SHOULDN'T BE EXISTING AT ALL. But it all turns down so much, I can't believe it, I barely have the mental health to go throught this wretched world, yet I have a fucking nigger that comes to me and says "Tradition is inherited by breeding".

Maybe he's right, if you see animals behaving in the forests you can understand that. But we don't live in the forest, and it's all burning too hard and too strong. And at least in my case, there is no thing to fall back on, family is already going down the shit due to how much I end up screaming at them, they're thinking of sending me to a mental asylum and calling 911

Pics related to where I live, pic related is what happens when you let your healthcare be public, that breeding is futile since beaners will just shit out non stop 7 niglets a day, and the dead shit that they just keep throwing down where I live. And that pic is from two years ago, it wasn't until the beggining of the last year that it just kept getting worse and worse, or I just started to notice it all up and it became excruciatingly painful

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Tell me more about how and when The Internet went to shit. Since when did they start taking down youtube channels and censoring public opinion? Was it a post trump reaction or did it plant its roots even before the elections?

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Scary shit that happened to you

Anyone have things that occur in their life that they would describe as not normal? Here's on that happened to me a few hours ago

>be me

>be watching scary shut online

>in the middle of the video I hear knocking, then laughing

>get a little freaked out

>realize that since I'm watching something scary, that its provably the video

>reassure myself and then rewind the video a few seconds to verify

>its not there anymore

<exact same thing happens again a few minutes later

<haven't heard anything since

If I don't make it then i just want to say that I love all of you. Even the picklerick poster.

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Does it matter if other humans are sentient? Why does it feel so unsettling to think of other humans as not being sentient?

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Why do many of the signs for fuel have the gas price colored red and the diesel price colored green? Red means stop and green means go, so should we stop buying gas and encourage truckers to buy more diesel? I only noticed this after moving from one city to the suburbs of another city.

R: 101 / I: 13 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

pet companionship

What do you feel about pets? I'm stay-at-home NEET so I can't experience this, but I imagine having a car or dog who relies on you, loves you and stays with you is a big source of self-worth.

Tell me about your pets.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

looking for a suicide cap

hey friends… I'm looking for a compilation of posts about a robot who committed suicide, last year I think, by gassing himself in his room. There were news reports and I think an obituary supporting his initial post about having enough. I think it was in Scandinavia. Feel free to post other images of anons who made good on their threat to an hero in this thread

not trying to condone his behavior but I liked all the anons supporting his decision. thanks!

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>be home alone with mom

>go to sleep at 1 am, still awake at 3 am

>dogs bark, this happens alot but this time it was a bit longer

>paranoia kicks in

>hear creaking noises downstairs, this could just be the house itself as the wood is setlling, that happens but i'm not buying it

>have knife and flashlight ready at my side

>decide not to clear the house and go to sleep

>next day

>mom comes in and asks me if got something from a plastic bag

>say no and ask what she means

>she says alright and doesn't explain it

>go downstairs

>she found a plastic bag cut open with scissors, in the food tray

>ask her if it wasn't there already

>she cleaned it up yesterday

I'm 90% sure there was a stranger in my house

If he shows up this night he won't get away

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artificial vagina

what do you think about fucking artificial vaginas?

do you own or plan to own such product?

what is your opinion, is it worth much?

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Wisdom screencaps

Post 'em if you got 'em. Could be any /r9k/ related stuff, even if not from here, concerning women, life, and society at large.

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artificial inteligence/singularity general

hello this thread is made specifically to talk about artificial intelligence and how it will affect human life is any possible way

the development of ai is increasing at an exponential rate and is very close to reaching a point in time where

just recently a thread that made 35 posts in 7 hours got randomly deleted, so i decided to make a thread talking SPECIFICALLY about ai


soon we will have ai waifus whom are able to replace females in their entirety, which would render females obsolete. infact females instinctively know the only thing they have of value is their looks and their humps and the hole between their legs. when another species threatens them altogether, as ai dating robots are now, they start protesting and losing their mind, and spouting all sorts of nonsensical argument in order to make the availability of sex robots scarce


this is the one particular video that so perfectly exemplifies the roasties fear and loathing towards ai dating robots. listen to it in its entirely if you care to. you can just HEAR the salt and her losing her mind when talking about sex robots. the raw amount of delusion and logical holes in her argument is impressive

feel free to express any idea you have about ai, i think its going to be the single biggest event in the history of the human race, and i find it surprising that there arent any threads on the subject. i believe it will reach a omnipotent omnipresent level, comparable to a God

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Long term plans as a NEET.

Unfortunatly, I happen not to be a carefree guy. Even though I know for sure I can keep this lifestyle for a few more years, I can't help worry about the future, and it stresses me out.

Expect for some excepcional cases, most of us have our days counted, at some point we'll be forced to get out of our confortable rooms.

Share with us what you think you're going to do when that day comes.

To get the thread going, ask yourself some of these questions:

Where do you see yourself in 3 years?

Where do you see yourself when you're reaching your 30?

Would you be able to survive if your parents were to die today?

How would you handle getting a job and working?

I personally see myself in the same spot in 3 years since I'm relatively young (22). But when I get even older and have no option but to become a slave, I believe I can handle a job interview, but I don't know if I can manage to get a decent job given that i'd have no expierence, and even if I did, I'm afraid I might end up comitting an hero if I have to sacrifice almost all my freedom just be able to eat.

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>current year Internet(s) has/have no place with traffic that has any reasonable amount of freedom of speech

>can't bitch about how life is utter shit with honesty without getting banned or just outright ignored

>open minded pessimism is now illegal

It's not even new if you think it is. Recently as the last twelve months it's gotten far worse all over. Every single year it gets worse and nothing ever gets better in any way. It's not much to ask to have a place to vent and get feedback, but there is no such place anymore.

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Wasn't there a dude 2 days ago who posted his shotgun and pepe with a madden shirt alluring to a potential happening? SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING SCREENCAP.





https://twitter.com/YoungDrini/status/1033770324318461952 (embed)

https://twitter.com/YoungDrini/status/1033771347036590081 (embed)

4 dead 10 injured

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How do you deal with the fact that your younger relatives and those you love will grow older and turn into whores and scum?

I don't know if I can handle this. Do I just disconnect now from my family so I don't have a connection to them when they grow up?

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Identifying with villains

I feel uncomfortable that when I read books and watch TV, movies, and anime I tend to identify with villains or characters that are supposed to be unlikeable assholes. I don't really think this is entirely a product of my social isolation because I found things to be generally the same way even growing up when I had friends. This is especially unsettling to me because the protagonists of these media are basically geared to be inspirational or at least relatable to young boys growing up. But for some reason even as a kid I found myself rooting for villians ranging from more humanized ones wit like magneto, long john silver, and char aznable to relatively indefensible assholes like Gaston or Hannibal lecter. Even now that i've grown up and have rationalized what these characters do and what motivates them is wrong I still find myself frequently rooting for evil/dick-ish characters like Bakugo in BNHA or the white walkers in game of thrones.

Does anyone have any insight on where this stems from? Do any other anons feel the same way or have felt the same way in the past.

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If normalfags are a hivemind with wretched standards that don't allow outcasts in and this board is also a hivemind with its own laws and standards that don't allow people who share the same traits in, does this make us the normalfags within our own community?

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I’m diagnosed Bipolar I, GAD, and PTSD and I forgot to take my meds this week. This is the madness that followed:


>normal day until noon, start feeling a little weird and sick

>rogue wave of depression out of nowhere

>go down the rabbit hole, think about my life and decide the best solution is to die

>pull a 180, line of thinking is dumb as shit so I try to stop myself

>take a shower

>sob maniacally

>lol where is this coming from??

>it’s been a while since I’ve experienced depression, these are meds I’ve been taking for 6-8 months so maybe it’s time for a breakdown

>disregard dumb thoughts, move on


>guts are gurgling and nasty mudbutt wakes me up

>feel really strange, disconnected, but not overly so

>more talkative than usual and a bit easier to agitate

>disregard move on


>sleep was not easy, it was sweaty and filled with strange dreams

>mudbutt has evolved into ass Krakatoa

>my eyes feel H U G E

>go on a terror spree on forums across the internet

>get banned from some places, get pissed and shitty with mods

>lose interest

>now I’m feeling like I’ve dived face first into a huge pile of coke and adderall

>decide it’s time to make spicy meatballs in marinara

>summon an Uber, motor mouth the dude to the point he won’t respond to me

>tell him he’s a good guy and deserves the best

>spend a shit load buying fancy sauce materials and meats

>proceed home in another Uber to whom I show my plunder and describe my plans

>it’s the same dude I don’t realize it, spaz when I do and call him Mr. Nice Guy

>give exorbitant tip

>begin my sauce concoction

>fails miserably, scorches

>decide killing self is the only solution

>remembers that killing self will leave my dog alone

>sobs maniacally

>promise him I’ll never leave


>have not slept, shaking badly, sweating profusely and rapid speech

>family becomes concerned and asks if I’ve taken anything unusual

>accuse them of accusing me of taking hard drugs

>accuse them of hating my existence and failure sauce

>quite literally yell talk the entire day and assume all comments are personal attacks

>my family tells me it’s okay and to start thinking about what I’m doing

>start realizing something is seriously wrong

>Anon do you remember the last time you took your meds??



Took all my meds this morning and now thinking back on what the actual fuck happened earlier this week. Anyone else deal with being a crazy fuck? It’s an adventure.

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Plane hijacking

Did you all see the news about the guy who hijacked the plane from seatec and flew it around until crashing and dying? Why do you think he did it? Terrible job+cheating wife or something is my bet.


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A shift in consciousness

I hate to sound like I'm trying to sound esoteric, or solipsistic, but does anybody else think any sort of major shift happened between the years 2008-2011? I started to feel like everything had become garbage, and this built gradually up until 2011 when I had a pretty bad breakdown. I can't put my finger on what it is, but I know it's not only me because I've heard other people on the internet mention vaguely similar ideas in relation to those years. The change seems to be something greater; almost psychic in nature, as if something is draining the good out of everything. The more time that passes things seem to be getting more and more diluted, and it's just really strange that I can't put my finger on it. Share your thoughts with me, bots.

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Is it time to kill myself?

I'm struggling to find any reason to keep bothering. I see futility everywhere I look.

Literally, the only thing I take an interest in is science/math. I even recently became an honour student but I can't generate any desire to try any more. It seems futile to make money and I don't want to contribute to this society. I think everyone has beliefs that are fundamentally wrong. People despise me for only believing what I think to be true. Everything I liked wrong and everything I dislike is good.

Escaping even higher level politics, it's all so illogical. Most people can't even acknowledge the subjectivity of morality and even when they do they just assert that there has to exist some morality, as if every problem has a solution.

It's not like one can even talk about this stuff to anyone. Psychologists offer no help. There's nowhere to escape to. I can't even join the military to just get away and do something because of my involuntary stays in psych wards.

It's like all of society is building up in this hypocrisy of tolerance and patting themselves for the great job they're doing of "progress" when is nothing but change. There is nosuch thing as moral progress. There's just a shift in what people focus on and care about.

I can't see any reason to do anything.

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What's your favourite recipe?

You do cook don't you? You're not one of those losers who only eats instant ramen right?

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I finally did it. I accidentally drank my own piss. A lot of it. This isn't a shitpost thread.

>buy 5l bottles of water because tap water has me paranoid

>once I'm almost done with a bottle, I empty and start using it for my piss

>rinse-repeat months now

>last night

>piss bottle and the current water bottle I'm working through similar volume/weight

>at some point last night I piss into the wrong bottle

>my water is now diluted piss

>constantly rinsing my mouth with piss water whenever I wake up

>drink at least 500ml of this

>notice strange smell while trying to get back to sleep (its my breath)

>wake up last time around 11am, more wake now

>glass is empty. very thirsty. fill with more piss water and take a massive gulp

>notice the strange smell from last night is same as from this fresh glass of water

>"glass must be filthy! better clean it tomorrow"

>notice yellow tint in fluid


>crouch down and observe my remaining approx. .5 - 1.5 litres water

>it has a fizz on top same as my piss

>I've been drinking my own piss for God knows how long

I was gagging and knew I'd puke if I thought about it too much so I forced myself to sleep till 6pm. It's after midnight right now and I can still taste/smell the piss in my snot, even though I've brushed my teeth, flossed, rinsed with mouthwash.

Moral of the story, use a distinct container for your piss. I'm too traumatised to continue this habit now.

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How do I stop caring?

One of the guys who used to bully me in HS is now a fucking engineer. The other guy, who blamed me for something awful that he did is a fucking chemistry now. Me? Well…

>27, soon to be 28 yo neet

>degreless, never had a job

>major social autism, can talk in front of normiefolk without sperging out, which is one of the reasons I became a neet

>miss-diagnosed with schizo at the age of 17, took (((pills))) until 25, when I got a proper diagnosed of depression and some other shit

>managed to learn the English language thanks to shitposting and vydia

>ended up taking a curse for teaching English as a second language (ESL)

>English language is my only profitable skill, so why not

>finish the course but don't get hired due to turbosautism

>two roasties get hired instead, one has yet to finish the course

Yeah, I know. Can't really blame them for hiring the most qualified people. It's just the "you can be a teacher, even if you're shy" keeps echoing through my head. I guess I was just a paying customer after all, and those lies were used to keep me around. Still, it felt good to have hope, even if it was just for awhile.

But back to the guys from HS: how do I stop caring about it? I'll probably be necking myself before reaching Wizardhood, so I don't want to let two Chads live in my head on the little time that I have left.

R: 51 / I: 9 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

How do you write a suicide note ?

I would have searched google but its a bunch of normalfags telling each other not to kill themselves and how "things will get better". I just want to bring closure to my family and to make sure they know its not their fault I took my life. How should I write it ?

R: 17 / I: 4 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Why do people always bring up the past? Is it beyond their capabilities to move on without making a huge fuss over it? All the more reason if I admit my faults and regret my mistakes. It's like the first and worst false step you take sets your fate in stone and you won't be able to change their mind even if you were to kiss their shoes. Anyone can relate?

R: 24 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Fucked up sleep

Does anyone want to do a fucked up sleep thread?

>woke up at noon, told myself i'd go to sleep early

>around 8-9, start getting sleepy, "sweet i'll go to bed at 10 today and fix my schedule"

>watch one episode of a show just to have something to look at while drinking my evening decaf tea

>get sucked in and marathon the whole season

>anxiety rush at 2 am because of staying up so late and suddenly i'm too restless to sleep

>watch a shit movie to escape the anxiety, but skip non-essential scenes because i'm too anxious to sit through them

>now 2:30 am, decide to just check /r9k/ for a few mins and then go to bed before 3

>it's now 5 am and i'm still typing replies

I will probably be late to work tomorrow, feel like shit all day, then come home and feel anxious, then try to escape the anxiety by being on my computer all night.

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

robot brainstorming thread

okay robots I'm almost ready to get rid of my writer's block. I need to reach at least 1500 words to fill in the blanks and set the climax exactly at the middle of the first half of the story (though I have no set limit) so I'm asking you to suggest me some decent ideas. The rules are:

It needs to be a competitive activity or a game

It doesn't need to be too deep or revolve around the story, just a plot device to make the story seem less dull and flat and get the reader know better the newly introduced characters

Let your imagination run wild (e.g. laws of physics don't apply), it's an alternative reality, you can suggest anything beyond the scope of human abilities BUT only in this specific part

No smut or autistic shit (i.e. eating tide pods or shitting bricks)

References to anime/games/memes are allowed (but I'm gonna keep them subtle references because I don't want to get my ass sued)

I'll post the results by uploading a rough draft of the chapter. Anyone's interested?

R: 44 / I: 12 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Motherfucker trying to blackmail me

" It appears that, (****), 's your password. You might not know me and you are probably wondering why you're getting this e mail, right?

in fact, I setup a malware over the adult videos (adult porn) web site and guess what happens, you visited this web site to have fun (you know very well what I am talking about). During the time you were watching videos, your internet browser began operating as a RDP (Team Viewer) which gave me accessibility to your screen and web camera. from then on, my computer software obtained all of your current contacts out of your Messenger, Outlook, Facebook, as well as emails.

What did I actually do?

I produced a double-screen video. Very first part shows the video you are watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and Second part shows the recording of your web cam.

what exactly should you do?

Well, I think, $1000 is really a fair price for your little secret. You'll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).

Bitcoin Address: 1GibGqaSVivQwRxtJPdfd9Nk6KK5dDmcSS

(It is case sensitive, so copy and paste it)


You've one day in order to make the payment. (I have a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I am aware you have read through this email message). If I don't get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including family, co-workers, and so forth. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately. If you'd like evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will undoubtedly mail out your videos to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by answering this message. „

This is a mail I got yesterday. What should I do?

R: 17 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

How to move forward?

I am filled with regrets at things I did wrong and things I could have done better from my past.

I understand I should suck it up and not be a whining pussy but its beyond just emotion. My regrets have basically been the only things shaping my dreams and ideals. All of my personality can basically be traced back to something. I can't calmly and smoothly move forward into the future and feel any sort of happiness without writing the mistakes of my past but a lot of them cannot be fixed. It feels like my life is constantly moving forward but my souls is stuck in the same frame, and I can never really become a real mature adult until I can reconcile with my past life.

Its easy to say that these things are far behind me now and I can apply the lessons learned to my future life with none of the burdens, or at least live one day at a time, but in practice I'm never really able to do that.

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Good vibes

What's going right in your life /r9k/?

No matter what is going on, say something positive about your situation or life

I'll start

>New job

>Start at uni in about 2 weeks

>Home renovations, house is a mess now, but when it's cleaned up it'll be a lot more livable than it is now

>Got some time to myself to just reflect and relax before things hit the fan in my schedule in the next week or so

>Finally go from the usual dull light sense of happiness and/or indifference to a more laid back melancholy feeling, which is a refreshing change of pace, I haven't felt sad in a while

It's nice

>Pic unrelated

R: 9 / I: 5 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Smokes General

I just quit my smokes lads. Not because of 'le health' but because of the prohibitive cost. I need to save for a ticket out of this dump. I threw the pack I had left in a public trash can. I miss them already. Any Amerifags know if they are any cheaper in the states. I miss them already, and my stress is going to take a hike, but I know I need the money more than I need the release. Any of y'all smoke? If so post your brand and what you enjoy about it also. It'll help me with my feelings of loss.

R: 504 / I: 139 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

How's the job hunt going, fellas?

R: 42 / I: 8 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

What rules, if any, do you live your lives by robots? Have you ever met others who lived by rules that seemed either very insightful or abnormal?

R: 514 / I: 169 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

I tried posting in the other one multiple times and I didn't realize it hit bump limit.

>turned 19 a few days ago

>parents want me to find a job and are forcing me to go to a local community college

>don't know what classes to take because anhedonia

>trying to fight the thoughts of suicide being easier

R: 37 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

>girl i've known since kindergarten but who i stopped even saying hello to in like 7th grade died in her sleep recently (a little more than a moth ago) at 19-20 years old

when i heard the news i didnt even feel anything because we stopped talking quite some time ago. but now i do and it's unsettling, she didnt seem sickly or anything. i saw her grandma whom i also knew since childhood multiple times after that happened but before i found out and i was always cheerful with her, and she didn't show any unusual emotions. man i would hate to be a relative. i thought dying in sleep was an old person thing. well thanks for reading my blogpost bros.

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Inability to partake in "normal everyday activities"

As of recently I was forced to interact with society again after I successfully avoided contact with the outside world for a long period of time. This has brought to light my inability to do things that I remember doing normally in my childhood. I can barely open my mouth and speak to anyone. If I manage to get a word out it sounds like I just learned to speak. Someone made an appointment for me to get a haircut, but how am I supposed to get through that? And beyond that the future looks hopeless for me. I don't have parents anymore who could teach me to socialize enough to "get by". Has anyone been in a similar situation?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Robot supremacy

Let us gather ITT and both discuss how and why we are the master race and rightful rulers of this degenerate world, and why and how normalfaggots are pitiable beasts. / To get the ball rolling, here's a look into the small mind of a hormone-driven NPC for the purpose of pointing and laughing.

R: 67 / I: 25 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

>it is now illegal to flirt in France

>it is now illegal to compliment a woman

>it's now even illegal to look at a woman

>tfw when even the government want you to be a robot

>tfw when western society will collapse during your lifetime

>every journo I could find talking about it were straight up lying or saying "it only counts if the womyn is offended , with is a good thing" (the part about the law only applying if the woman is offended is true BTW)



France trying it's best to collapse first!

Wish me luck in the coming revolution.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

I hate it when I'm forced to wear a name. Every time people find something to identify you with they'll wind up picking on you the moment you let your guard down. Also is it just me or first impressions tend to be long lasting? I find it nearly impossible to change someone's mind once i screw up, I got so used to it that I shove off or shut up without so much as a second thought whether it's irl or online. That's part of why I'm better off in an anonymous community where at least people can't gang up on me. I think I'm avoiding people out of fear but at the same time I break down if I'm left with no interaction at all. Am I still welcome?

R: 76 / I: 59 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Drawings Dump

Dumping shitty Halo 2 cartoon

I swear I don't use cringy words like red pill, I just couldn't find anything else to put there.

Anyway I'm submitting these for the sake of having them uploaded online.

If you want to read it you need to be familiar with the Halo 2 opening cinematic

Original: https://youtu.be/5U14iTznoVI

Remastered: https://youtu.be/gfh0pNFHM0M