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Rules and Meta Sticky

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Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact info: tyronemuhdick@cock.li

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Was he in fact…/ourguy/?

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Anyone here take drugs? Legal or illegal? Could be anything from vitamins to weed to steroids or opiates etc… Personally, I just got prescribed some oxycodone/acetaminophen and I'm loving it. I'm just taking the recommended dose too, and I feel like I'm resting on a cloud. I haven't felt so good since I was a kid, sitting around on a couch with a glass of cold soda. I don't plan on abusing it because I generally just don't feel the need to, but hell, I really am enjoying this.

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autism and life

I have come to realize that robots are just degenerate offspring, and we are meant to be alone; otherwise, it would fuck up the evolution since the experience of falling in love is just an instinct which is just one of the leftovers of the animal kingdom to pass on the genes. After dating a girl with low functional autism, I finally understood the reason why robots are unsuccessful in attracting the opposite sex (because we behave like actual robots; lifeless and unemotional, and our behavior is not adult-like but more like a kid's:- self-centered, lack of social knowledge). It is something that cannot be changed. By being ourselves we bring the worse, by copying others or using the dating advices we bring the phoniness which people notice right away. My point is that I do not understand why the media and culture tells us things like "there is someone for everyone" (it is something which was drilled into my brain) since humans are still bounded by the animal instincts when it comes to being with someone, and like in animal kingdom, there are degenerate offspring which just die or are pushed away from the group, but among humans there is this need to save every life or give false hope of better tomorrow via anti-depressants (I understand helping normalfags since there is a better tomorrow for them, but for robots it is another day of endless loneliness), but at the same time people push us away because we are robots.

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FTDDTOT

For the feels that are important to you, but aren't to anyone else.

>tfw you go to the urinal at the same time as an 80-year-old man and it takes you longer than him to start peeing

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Is 21 the max lifespan of a robot?

By 21

>everyone but you has lost their virginity

>you missed out on teenage love

>you are out of highschool/college and stuck with having 0 friends

>you have reached your looksmax potential and are still ugly

>you're burnt out and bored of hobbies and escapism

>your sexdrive is at it's highest point but will never make use of it

>you'll have to wageslave if you don't have someone to leech off of for an unfulfilled life

What do I have to look forward to as a 21yo robot?

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ricin (or other poisons)

can ricin really kill someone without you getting vanned anons? Or will most medical types know the symptoms thanks to breaking bad?

what poison / killing method would you use if you wanted to go after a slightly old person (60s)?

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110828210552.htm

Women are no different from hens. Dropping to the ground and presenting themselves to any Chad rooster they come across. Their most primal and dominating though processes are "Who will provide for me?" and "Who will fuck me?". That's all they care about because their only purpose and the only thing they're good at is shitting out more children to suffer. Women are no more advanced than animals, they disgust me.

I fucking hate them.

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this is an automated shill forecast message

DATAMINING. I WONT POST ANYTHING WITHOUT EVIDENCE

top examples on /r9k/ catalog RIGHT NOW:

>>>/r9k/228420

https://archive.is/eeb0n

>>>/r9k/228425

https://archive.is/uaQe8

I have been noticing a trend on all the boards of 8chan, which you should be typing in the address as https://8ch.net httpS←-

that there are tons of data gathering threads disguised as "I'm bored so whats all your info".

here are a few examples of data gathering threads. you don't think they are building a profile on you? this is disgusting.

one of the biggest reasons why shills are using datamining tactics is because they want to destroy anonimity. It's that simple. this all goes back to what became of 4chan. namefags. goons. globalist agent involvement in chan website history. the constant infiltration of our very culture. the invisible war. we are percieved as a threat. they expected gamergate to be their final killing blow upon us, but it backfired. now donald trump is president of the united states of america. we are on the winning side and it's our job to root out evil by simply telling the truth. the truth needs no lie to support it. the truth needs no propaganda. truth is easy and simple because you just have to tell it like it is. that's who we are and that's what we do.

WE WILL NOT FEAR AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SHILLS THAT SURROUND US.

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The eternal Wagecuck

I often think my life would be better if I had a job or would return to college/university, but then I read this shit.

www(.)theguardian(.)com/money/2018/jan/20/amazon-worker-warehouse

https://archive.fo/6b3Kv (archived)

Is there any worthwhile occupation out there that isn't a total degrading, exploiting or humiliating. I feel bad for this guy because if he wasn't a wagecuck he'd probably be a NEET, living a happy life playing vidya and painting gundams to eternity. He is forced to do all this shit work and all contact he has are robots, literal robots that will make him more useless than he already is.

How can I prevent becoming him because NEETbux won't last me forever and my parents are about to kick me out soon anyway.

pls help

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I have a confession...

I can't really understand how I've lived my whole life not doing this. Every else has done this. Some of you may have even seen what I am talking about. What major milestone did I miss? Where did I go wrong? These are questions I ask myself everyday.

What I must confess is:

I am 29 years old and I have never seen a vagina in person.

>Am I alone in this? Are there others like me?

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Am I fucked

>At uni library

>Feel like absolute shit

>Cold, tired hungry, and horny

>Really cute girl with big head and big, adorable puppy dog eyes walks by me

>Reach out and hug her

>So soft and warm

>Instant boner

>Squeeze her for a few good seconds

>She looks up at me and blinks a lot until I let go

>She wals off without saying anything

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Single moms

No one has ever grown up to be mentally normal with an absent father. The fact women do this shit or then remarry some violent sociopath/rapist Chad proves they should all die in a fire.

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>tfw you will never be a spic

feels good

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How to get of piss jugs

I have a backpack full of little bottles that had previously comfy fruit juice in it and now they are filled with rotting piss. They stench is so disgusting that it burns your nose if you come to close and the water in the piss evaporates so that little salt crystal are creating. I need to get rid of them asap because my mum is ransacking my room as soon as I'm ten minutes away. I can't empty them in the toilet, the smell is too extreme and I want to get rid of the bottles as well.

Help

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HOOKTUBE MUSIC THREAD FOR WIZARDS

post hooktube links only for maximum comfy.

take a look at this list! I hope you find something you love. if you don't like the first few songs, you might like the next few songs because it's a bit all over the place. I like lots of different songs, but also tend to hate very similar ones for some reason. if there is anything that you know that I might like, please post it! it's very hard for me to find music I like! maybe someone will post something that both of us don't know about. I hope we all discover some FUCKING AWESOME MUSIC my wizardly bros.

I hope you enjoy.

>Dynatron Aeternus

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=F1rbVi6cYyA

>Ed Harrison Footprint Neotokyo OST (sped up sounds nice too)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TDsFtVK9rzA

>Nightcore - Highscore

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=1BjOir4Ltvs

>Nightcore - Nevada

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=n_avStp2LJw

>Chrono Trigger Schalas Theme Radiant Remix

can't find this anymore, someone help?

>Birdy Nam Nam The Parachute Ending

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=lCHM1do5Vqw

>freedom beat 2

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=BwQWNpgdP6U

>SYNTHWAVE | Garth Knight - Breakpoint

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=gklcix_pvMo

>Ginga Kikoutai Majestic Prince opening 2

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=47WI5ultSUg

>Techno Trance Butterfly (hey don't get me wrong, a huge amount of techno/trance/trap and combinations in between are junk from what I have experienced but this one is good)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=dmMaRiiyqwA

>Inception Main Theme Dream Is Collapsing

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs

>Inception Trailer 3 Music Zack Hemsey Mind Heist

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=gJF9CWkeYlM

>Chaiyya Chaiyya inside man sountrack original hd

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=zDLt8YKdzBk

>Korean Drummer Steals The Show My Way (sounds great sped up a little)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sFFcuy_5k2Q

>La Roux Skrillex

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=CpEOErRV-u4

>Lifelike So Electric

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=G22X5X49VhM

>La Roux In For The Kill

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=tXtATeQ7GKg

>Nightcore 99 Luftballons

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Ziy-kQ4E_W4

>Numa Numa Awesomeness (someone once did a remix where they overlapped the numa numa song with the awesome face song and it sounded just fucking kickass. I mean Excellent, like made for each other. if you can't find it just use youtubedoubler.

https://youtubedoubler.com/

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0

>its the end of the world as we know it nightcore version actually sounds pretty kickass

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3-c9M6MksS4

>Nightcore Unendliche Symphonie also sounds great

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ol6AOnmfI8w

>Polarkreis 18 Unendliche Sinfonie A Great Paulukka Remix

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=-Hhto1LKYew

>Paffendorf Terminator 2 Theme Exit EEE Remix

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=_LhQJAt5Nyw

>Star Citizen Unofficial Soundtrack 22 StarDisc

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=l_hW6S5891c

>StarCitizen Unofficial Soundtrack 5 Eternal State

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KTXdNCWPJRA

>YOUNG GALAXY Blown Minded

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rumNQRfCoqw

>Kavinsky Nightcall sounds surprisingly good sped up a little

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>Age of Wonders Highmen Theme

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=uYA0Z1OoHTU

>Unreal: Return To Na Pali - Nagomi Passage (Day)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cg3ymXdtGeM

Please give me some reccomendations if you have anything you think I might like. Really appreciate it, thanks. hope you found something you love in this list.

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guys why was milk and honey lauded as the best sweets and confectionery around in the BC era of man? You guys are super knowledgeable so I figured I'd ask you.

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Things That Messed up Your Development

For me it was:

>Proximity from others

I lived in this one town that was rather large (~100 sq. mi.) but poor, and getting anywhere else that actually mattered and had a higher quality of life, opportunities, etc. meant I had to get out of the town and follow these long roads that would stretch for another ~10 miles. The end result was that in order to get to civilization, I had to travel around half an hour, and that was just for middle school. In high school, I had to commute around 35 miles (~50 minutes) to a city even farther, but which had all the opportunities that my town didn't have: bookstores, quality groceries, museums, parks, assorted small businesses, the schools of course, and scenic houses that were all close to each other (people at school were many times neighbors with each other, while I was the farthest from that kind of thing). It didn't help that I didn't muster up the courage and drive to get a car until 12th grade, but by then, it was too late – school had already practically ended. There was no use in doing it anymore.

>Forced isolation

My parents were overly protective of me, and of course that meant I couldn't go outside without their permission until I was a young adult, although that didn't help very much at all because I didn't have the skills or drive to act in a way that would take advantage of that ability. Before that, though, if I were to communicate with other people outside of school it would have to be if they knew their parents, and even then, if it was convenient for them at that time – they believed I had no business in going to someone's house unless I was invited, and whenever I asked they'd say that they were tired, or just didn't feel like it. So of course, I never went to anyone's house beyond the times they wanted to themselves. Even within my town I was relatively isolated, being far from other people I knew from school who too were often neighbors with each other, or had easy communication through their phones, which I wasn't allowed to have until much later. One big thing was all the things I wasn't allowed to do: play violent video games, celebrate Halloween, or associate with "non-believers". Thinking back to this, many of those things were in fact pretty stupid, although the risk was worth being with others and developing as a person, although that did not happen.

>Saliva

I was always kind of sick as a child, although my immunity to sickness is now fairly good, better than average I might say. However, when I was sick then I used to have intense discomfort in swallowing, and as a result I held my saliva in and spat it out when I had the opportunity. This means that I could not speak much, unless it was absolutely necessary to, and so made little small talk, or much talk at all, and I always looked odd as I rushed to the trash can, bathroom, or sink to spit out my saliva every few minutes or so. Since then, I guess it became habitual, although some time after I started holding my saliva in my mouth I also began to cough up phlegm which only made the issue worse. Sometimes I would try to speak with some saliva in my mouth and I sounded stupid, kind of like a baby, and I also made these weird lip shapes when I talked on top of which was the saliva visible in my mouth; which of course certainly did not help my situation to say the least.

>Autism

I was already very shy from my isolation and nature, although the neuroticism that my parents forced upon me by their behavior only exacerbated the issue, on top of all the cartoons I used to watch where the characters would act in unreal and awkward ways. I still have a heavy problem with intrusive thoughts, and that coupled with my compulsivity makes it a very odd image and way of thinking, which was, to understate it, very uncomfortable.

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Tradthots: when feminists infiltrate a right wing movement.

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>bored

>tired

>still can't sleep

Anyone else? I'm especially troubled by bad thing's I've done in the past. I'll probably pass out this afternoon and have a day of hell at work on Monday due to fatigue, as usual. I hate myself.

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Normalfags & the internet

originally posted on >>>/1917/

Normalfag "Culture"

Previously we talked about communities as they develop internally. Now we're going to look at the rise of internet popularity and how internet culture itself has changed. Yes, I know the phrase "internet culture" is cringe-worthy but it best describes what we're going to talk about. But let us expand our perspective for a moment. If we accept the view that each online community is born and dies through a natural law of development, i.e. a life cycle, then can we not also say the same for the internet as a whole? That's to say, let us imagine that the internet itself was born as an exodus from "real" communities that surround us.

Like I said, for many people the internet was an escape from the conformity of real life. Outside the internet the range of acceptable opinions was very small because those were the only opinions around. Communities in "real life" are dominated by unwritten rules. People don't need to be told what to do. They simply follow the herd. This herd-like behavior is, I think, what really defines the essence of the normalfag.

Let's back up a bit.

To understand how the internet has changed you need to understand what it was like circa year 2001. There were many new online communities that were growing very, very fast. There was also a lot of original content being created by internet users. This content, whether games, flash videos, or news and discussion, was almost always free of charge. There were no paywalls. Pop-up ads were uncommon except on the most cancerous of websites. The internet was considered "dangerous." Trolling, as we now know it, didn't exist. The goal of trolling wasn't to hurt someone's feelings. If you wanted to troll someone you posted a link to a site with a virus or that unleashed a million popups for gay porn. I wouldn't say that this behavior was "normal" but it happened enough that it was expected when you interacted with people online. Doxxing was actually common but nobody cared.

So, what changed?

Sometime after 2001 the normalfags began migrating to the internet en masse. Whether or not this had a specific cause isn't important since a normalfag will instinctively follow whatever seems to be gaining popularity. But the internet, being anonymous, anti-conformist, extremist, and dominated by the fringe, was inherently anti-normalfag. So the internet's popularization bore an internal contradiction. How was it resolved? Enter social media.

For me, the decline of the internet is all traceable to 2005. That was the first year I heard about Facebook. Facebook wasn't a new idea. Other websites like Myspace had already created the concept of "social media." Facebook took this concept and then targeted a group with relatively high social status - college students. Facebook's design preyed upon the most basic instinct of the normalfag by encouraging users to constantly signal their status through photos, updates, and adding "friends." It was an exploitation of herd-behavior at its finest. I didn't like it and didn't have a use for it, but normalfags did. And Facebook, I think more than anything, is what funneled huge numbers of normalfags onto the internet.

In one fell swoop the old values of anonymity and freedom were replaced by social recognition and conformity. Remember when I said that nobody cared about doxxing circa 2001? That's because the people who used the internet didn't care about social status and the people who cared didn't use the internet. As the normalfags took over the internet they have imposed their own culture on it, such that online communities now suffer the same repression that was previously reserved for fringe groups in real life. Think about that next time Twitter deletes someone's account for "hate" or "extremism."

Hopefully, at this point things are becoming clearer.

Later, I'll post some key ideas we can learn from all of this.

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You 25+ year old virgins given up getting laid or not?

Are you 25+year old virgins given up on getting laid? Or are you still trying to get pussy but obviously failing of course?

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Is there such a thing as a completely single female these days? I swear girls these days seem to be born into relationships.

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'Advice'

WHY the fuck does almost all their shitty-situation suggestions sound like:

>Stop shivering, it's YOU who are cold, not the snow!

>Don't let that rain make you wet!

>You choose to bleed your nose when punched in the face!

>Don't be burned, be the bigger man when set on fire!

Are they really that rock-dumb retarded?

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WHAT IF… intelligent life is how a star reproduces?

So one of its planets "peoples" the same way an apple tree "apples". And invariably they end up inventing nukes and blowing the planet up. To the point that the explosion's enough to destroy the whole solar system. And then all that debris spreads and spreads and eventually coalesces into a few new star systems.

This would also be an answer to Fermi's Paradox: after a certain intellectual development, people invariably end up brilliant but emotionally undisciplined (mostly due to nature selecting for the manipulative and murderous for tens of thousands of generations) , so we invariably become smart enough to make their world go boom but not wise enough to keep their fingers off the Apocalypse button out of fear and greed and so on.

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what happened to the autism blocks server

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As a neet and total loser, I have nothing to exist for other than hobbies and specialized interests.

One such interest I have recently taken to are databases and data analysis, like data mining. I was considering trying to data mine roasties and normalfags in order to try to detect them when they leave Reddit and cuckchan and attempt to shit up the last bastion of robotdom.

Any suggestions on where to find data or what to analyze? Maybe the shit they type online?

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Things You Keep in Your Coat

What kinds of things do you keep in your coat? Me:

>Folded-up paper

>Black pen

>Red pen

>Pencil

>Eraser

>Phone

>Headphones

>Two kinds of gum

>Keys

>Binoculars

>Cash

>10 10-sided die

>Knife (I leave this one out if I'm going somewhere that's not permitted)

>Bear spray (Same as above)

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Evil

Why is everyone on this chat program the worst kind of hostile piece of shit subhuman? They are literally worse in every conceivable way than irl normalfags.

>less friendly

>even more prone to groupthink

>extremely hierarchy focused

>anyone even remotely strange or uncommon is riduculed and mocked with no mercy

>they actively try to dox and harm said individuals

>bait you into uncomfortable situations for their amusement

Worse than /b/. Worse than reddit. Worse than normalfags. They are just the icky scum on the bottom of the dumpster no matter what group you join unless it's with close friends.

I genuinely want 99.7% of people who use this program to die.

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How did you get where you are right now?

Tell me your life stories, anons. How did you get here? What was it like growing up? How did you do in school? Did you go to college? Do you have a job? Did you get your own place? What are things like for you right now?

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Look on the bright side. At least you're not this pathetic Robots.

There is nothing worse than a beta who pretends to be part of the system. They all look like this and its revolting

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I'm waiting for shit to hit the fan so I have free reign to unload on the normalcattle

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Kissing a non virgin roastie is the same as sucking Chad's dick. His dick been in her mouth before and so has his cum so you basically suck Chad dry whenever you make out with a non virgin roastie (that goes for the normie cucks amongst us). Also roasties kiss their children good night with that same mouth that has tongued Chads asshole and suck his dick and balls. Roasties truly are subhuman.

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What's your experience with dating websites? Are they hard to use as an ugly person?

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For one day of your life, you wake up as a genderswapped version of yourself?

>lasts 24 hours, or until next night's sleep

>you are the same person but with a chromosome swap. How fat/skinny your are and your features will not change

>you get a basic set of clothes in your closet (plain shirt and jeans, a few tops and a set of yoga pants)

>also get 200 dollars cash to spend for the day

What do?

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well, its over we lost net neutrality is dead so i guess by november of 2018 i wont be seeing any of you anymore, it was nice my robotic friends

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Christ-chan general

Hey anon! I'm just stopping by to wish you a very merry Christmas! Don't forget to give to the poor and support your community in Christmas time. I personally am very excited about the upcoming Solemnity of Mary. H-have a blessed day and don't forget to respect the theotokos pls

-Christ-chan

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What's your favourite recipe?

You do cook don't you? You're not one of those losers who only eats instant ramen right?

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Anxiety

So this happened to me today.

>Be me

>Robot

>Been lonely ever since junior high

>Woke up this morning feeling like complete shit

>Felt weak

>No food in the house

>Still have some neetbucks in my wallet

>Walk to McDonald's

>Hungry as fuck

>Walk in

>Its about 2 30 pm

>Nobody else is there because normalfags are still at work

>Order food

>Decide to eat there because nobody else is really there except for employees and 1 or 2 other customers

>Sit down to eat

>Enjoy my time there

>Done eating a little while later checking my phone

>Been in the restaurant for about an hour its 3 30 pm

>Not long after normalfags start walking in

>I get nervous

>its a white guy and a nigger

>The nigger says that something smells like donkey ass

>Thought he was talking about me

>Gave him an evil look

>Later a group of stacys walk in

>Think about the beta uprising meme and how i want it to happen

>More normalfags start coming in

>Clean up

>Get out

>Go home because muh anxiety

I couldn't stand it in there much longer do any other robots on here suffer from anxiety??.

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>Grandpa found the poop pillowcase

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Do you resent Chad? Or do you admire him?

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Grape died

>"Humboldt penguin 's grape died yesterday"

https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/918633438919368704

Rest in peace little guy, hope your waifu finds you

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Driving exams

>Finally get the drive to get my driver license

>Doing pretty well despite ADHD

>Still sure i won't pass

>Four days left and anxiety is killing me

>Have to masturbate multiple times a day to unload the stress

Why am i such a nervous wreck

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Babby's first dating sim

Not about to get told "Boku No Pico" by /v/ and have no interest in whoever (((bribed))) Google to get ranked page 1, so I figured I'd ask fellow robots who might have an infographic or something. Pic unrelated.

R: 14 / I: 3 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

The Fundraiser

ITT: Fucked Up Shit

>be me

>be like 10

>my school had these heart fundraiser things

>we would go to the auditorium and the people presenting the heart fundraiser thing would tell us stuff

>the gimmick for that specific year's heart fundraiser was the scare squad

>they told us all the children not to smoke tobacco, not to drink soda, not to eat sodium, and to get plenty of exercise

>i do all of those things currently

>contrary, my grandad had died from a bad heart, so I mainly agreed with everything they said

>until the last thing they said

"Sure, this fundraiser helps others and can help ourselves, but the most important thing about it is to have FUN"

>un. fucking. believable.

>this caused a great tard rage within me, seeking to avenge my deceased grandfather

>after he said the last line, I stood from my seat and shouted, "Are you serious?"

>the man said "yeah, having fun is always important"

>mfw I got suspended for standing up and shouting

>mfw i got 3 2 hour detentions for disrespecting an adult

>mfw all i said was "are you serious"

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

So fellow robots, what are your opinions on this:

The Destruction of 8chan

As some of you know, normalniggers from reddit and other cuckchan tier sites have began to infiltrate 8chan. Is this an issue, and if it is, how can we stop the

Great Pleb Invasion

R: 34 / I: 8 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>being a NEET

Is this really a bad thing? If I weren't a NEET, I would either be at work or in transit for 10 hours a day with no time to work on what I REALLY want, but as a NEET I have a shitload of time to:

>make vidya

>do music

>draw art

>read and learn

>workout and work on myself

…all while being financed by NEETbux and without having to worry about being somewhere on time early in the morning.

The only really hard thing to do is to stay disciplined while being depressed due to not having a gf/friends, and to be super strict to prevent yourself from falling into negative patterns of laziness and apathy.

Let me know what you think.

R: 238 / I: 56 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

That Kid Thread

>That edgy Autistic kid who was obsessed with mass murderers

R: 28 / I: 5 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

You can't be a robot if you're at least 6 foot tall

How can you be a robot if you're at least 6 foot tall? You've been blessed with Chad genes. Chicks can't wait to fuck a guy who's tall enough for 99% of them.

R: 121 / I: 54 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Hate

You might dislike a lot of things but hate is something that really fills you with emotions. What are those things?

>certain countries (russia, india, muslim shitholes, my shithole)

>normalfag music (be that dumb popstars or chanson inspired by 90s)

>dominance hierarchies in social environments

>a lot of youtubers (pewdiepie, h3h3, filthyfrank, etc)

>the fact that anime is becoming mainstream, just makes me insanely pissed every time

>mixing anime with their normalfag culture

>young attractive attention whores

>a lot of roasties (not because of the fact that they are female, but because of their behavior)

>alcoholics

>people smoking near me

>the fact that I can't do anything about those

R: 25 / I: 5 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Tonight I knocked a bouncer out with a singletter punch. Biggest confidence boost ever. I feel fucking amazing. Didn't get any pussy, still a Virgin but I took him out. I had my backpack on and had some cans of beer inside and he was pulling them out, he asked if I was going to drink them inside and I told him no. He said I was lying, said I looked away and said he knew I was lying because he was " ex forces". I went to this bar often and was good friends with the staff, as well as the old bouncers… this cunt didn't let go of my bag and belongings so I hit him and it dropped him. He was down for the count. His thug mate didn't dare fuck with me. literally backed off. Felt embarrassed , the cans were for my flat. Just got out of prison after two years and was going out with some pals I met in an out hostel. A place you go after being inside to rehabilitate you to the outside.

What you guys need is some prison time.

R: 42 / I: 11 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

How can I stop video games once and for all, robots?

R: 47 / I: 19 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

I can't stop watching my HS graduation ceremony. It's been two years since I graduated yet I still find myself coming back. I look so pathetic and weak when they called out my name and walked across the stage, very few people cheered compared to the other normalfags. Yet, I still kind of miss HS, I didn't have a gf or group of friends, but I was much happier than I am today. Anyone else know this feel?

R: 48 / I: 8 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>be myself

>look on Youtube videos on confidence

>get disappointed

All the videos are from turbo normies who think they are not confident and the rest are advice that is pretty much "Just do it" or "Fake confidence till you feel it".

Sounds ridiculous. Does this trash work?

R: 117 / I: 13 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

>be me

>lurking on ElenasModels

>tfw slav whores mostly want men in their 30s

>tfw khv 26yo

>tfw i still have hope

R: 171 / I: 124 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Hey /r9k/ does anyone here like cyoa games?

if you request some, I will post it here if I have anything like it.

/cyoa/ is full of cucks and rulecucked mods, and I don't like the /b/ community or mods either, but I love you guys.

R: 55 / I: 16 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Daily reminder we are superior, normalfags are worms and practically kikes.

Everything good made by mankind(whites) was made by a robot.

Never forget that, we are superior.

R: 27 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

anxiety peeing ?

I keep having a weird feeling where I have to pee, after i go my bladder feels empty but I can still feel it in my penis. The feeling only happens when I'm outside or in a car. Its gotten so bad that now i'm constantly aware of my bladder. I told my dad about it and he thinks I have agoraphobia. Do any anons have experience with this ? is there a cure ?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

I'm 19 and my teeth are already falling apart. Now I can't even smoke or drink anymore, the only two things I had left in this life.

It never gets better. Never. It only gets worse.

R: 262 / I: 84 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Autistic Things You Do

>tfw like to sing old war songs when I'm home alone

>tfw was heard singing by my dad because I thought he wasn't home

>tfw I'm not coming out of my room because I'm scared he'll bring it up

R: 74 / I: 22 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Happy Meal

This is the first happy meal I bought as an adult and I'm 25. Lets open it together.

R: 8 / I: 4 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Human won evolutionary war, we should kill all niggers and monkeys, just like all pygmy sub-humans and Aborigines and other uncivilized beings.

And we should cooperate with beluga whales and dolphins.

R: 52 / I: 17 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>make faceberg to stalk old classmates

>they all look happy and successful

>aspie kid I used to talk to is getting married apparently, from what I can gather

>plenty of other ugly autists are also in relationships

>meanwhile I am fapping to drawings of japanese girls and browsing imageboards for virgins, life is going nowhere

My qt introverted ex-oneitis still appears to be single at least

R: 72 / I: 23 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What do i do?

I was ten when i first wanted to be a girl from wanting to kiss my "bros" to wanting to get married to a nice guy.

thank my balls puberty started, yeah i love gurls now, in fact it didn't change much it was an illusion.

With internet and filthy image board i developed fetishes , related to this "dysphoria" as i can tell (preggo, house wife and even shota)

Being a slave to pleasure masturbating day and night as it's the only few seconds where i can feel happiness.

Now here i am with my ridiculous body (imaging big shoulders with women hips and undeveloped tits) and losing more and more to the devil, even my mind changed, i've understood that my "dream" is impossible so i have really few choices now

So tell me /r9k/ should i just become one of those monsters?

No god no laws a slave to pleasure a master to the sheeps?

I am broken

R: 121 / I: 30 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Physique of a Robot

No bully pls.

How does the average robot look like ? I imagine most of you being fat or extremely thin, of average height and having a lot of scars and mostly pale, except if you're a shitskin.

Try to hide every detail that could lead to a dox if you post pic.

Pic related is me, I'm 188cm (6'2") and 87kg (191lbs).

Do I have a chance irl or am I damned forever following the path to wizardry ??

Also is it worth it getting stardew valley,it's on sale rn

R: 20 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>be 17yo me

>go to high school

>objectively ugly face, unusual facial features, eyes are far apart etc

>buy newest iphone (5), dress like a normie

>approach everyone at school any chance I get

>never make friends

Is it even possible to make friends with a below average ugly face? 5 years have passed and I still have no friends, internet friends ghost me as soon as I show my face, losing virginity is something I don't even consider possible anymore. What do?

R: 180 / I: 139 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Waifu thread

Post your Waifu, talk about her, shittalk other robots Waifus.

R: 29 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

"IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT NORMALFAGS DON'T CONSIDER YOU COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, NOW DIE!"

If only people were as honest as this guy about how evil they are, instead of feigning concern and giving awful advice.

R: 86 / I: 37 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

I hate liberals so fucking much

R: 8 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Lad culture

What happened to lad culture in the UK?

R: 34 / I: 7 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>autistic shy virgin on welfare at 27

>massive disappointment to my parents, they got used to it already i think

>never held a job longer than 3 months

>keep trying to do somethign with my life but i fail every time

>genuinely try to sign up for stuff and to do activities and to do whatever work i can, but end up playing videogames all day again and again

>siblings are better at life than i am, and im the oldest

>hate living like this, but i cant fix myself

>know that if my bux gets canceled i would be unironically homeless in the streets begging for food

am i the only one living like this? i hate this lifestyle so much, i want to quit, to do something with my life, but it feels like im in quicksand. its just a cycle of porn and interent browsing, i hate being vermin. lately ive been getting close to God, and getting into the Christian religion, but holy fuck i hate this garbage. God please make me productive

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

imagine you were a woman

>cursed with bleeding and cramps once every month, and when that STOPS you are basically biologically worthless to males

>inferior intelligence

>inferior strength even when possessing inferior muscle mass

>inferior spacial and kinesthetic sense

>inferior height

>can't get off as easily or conveniently as men

>are propped up by society yet still fail

>innate borderline personality disorder

>can't rationally think without emotions interfering

>people only interact with you because they are attracted

>more and more men are choosing fucking DRAWINGS over you

>probably will be replaced by fuckbots and artificial wombs in a few years

Feels good to be on the right side of history (the male side of history)

R: 11 / I: 4 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Does anyone else have people who are afraid of them?

Seems my whole life people at school and around me were afraid of me, for seemingly no reason.

>in third grade

>some girl comes up to me one day

>"anon you're scary, me and the other girls think you're dangerous"

>tells me she thinks I have weapons or some shit

>just stare at her confused like an autist

That was the only time a girl ever approached me and talked to me first.

People seem to be instinctively afraid of me, some short loser. It's just because I "look like a school shooter", because I'm white and don't talk a lot. Normalfags also get creeped out whenever I don't talk a lot for some reason, or when I just stare off thinking about something else. They tell me I look like a psycho. In high school people spread rumors that I was gonna shoot up the school and that I tried to light the school building on fire.

Thing is I never spoke to anyone, just hung out by myself and never bothered anyone. All my left I've felt like some sort of monster. Even my own parents think I'm weird and have told me I "remind them of the unabomber." I don't get it. I just wanna be away from people and live in the wilderness.

Anyone else get this?

R: 13 / I: 3 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

What is the quickest way to literally kill myself?

R: 42 / I: 28 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>do something I enjoy

everyone makes fun of me for what I like

>do whatever everyone else does

people are disgusted that someone like me enjoys the same things they do

>compliment someone or tell them that I like something they are or do

they look at me in disgust like I just insulted them

R: 109 / I: 31 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Autistic Memories

>Would regularly visit Five Guy's

>Would place my order, get my receipt, and go into the bathroom to wash my hands, face, etc.

>Do this every time I go there

>One time I get out of the bathroom and an old lady gives me a weird look

>Realize then exactly what was the problem, although I never thought of it before

>Look behind and see that I was using the woman's restroom the entire time

R: 26 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

It’s over

Science has finally BTFO the “personality matters” meme roasties like to push. According to this study, personality means precisely fuck all. Looks are all that matter to females in their prime.

Personality ONLY matters to post-wall roasties looking for a cuck provider for her and her 10 niglets from L’Darius.

Links:

https://www.studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s40806-017-0092-x

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

a psychatrist is too expensive

sometimes theres just this screaming in my head.

i daydream alot, and sometimes that daydreaming just ends with that im imaginating how i am just screaming.

my daydreams are often of violent nature, mostly about how im murdering everyone hotline miami style. i dont know what to make of this

the violent fantasys dont distturb me really i enjoy it. its just that sometime my fantasys drift to just screaming. what does the screaming mean any ideas?

R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Emotional weak.

pls don't bully

>1:40 PM

>Can't sleep, play PUBG.

>play squad and get put in team with a russkie, some britbong and a gook.

>play on that map that is supposed to be some russian/ukrainian island.

>britbong wants to jump out at the place where the most people will land.

>which is the other island with the military airport.

>nope not with me, jump out somewhere far outside the map to avoid to much people.

>wander around to find stuff.

>hear some gook voice.

>start to make fun of the gook by imitating chinese.

>imagine this MDE video where Sam pretends to speak chinese in his car "ho ho".

>turn out it's actually a girl and I was to retarded to figure that out by her voice.

>tell her "my dear, we speak english here".

>plane comes drops the red blue crate with the smoke and the special weapons & stuff right in front of me.

>open it and get a ghillie suit, that lvl.3 russian spec-ops helmet, OZ-14 Groza with a lot of ammo and a adrenalin syringe.

>keep wandering around until only 24 people are on the map.

>plane drops next crate, people rush immediately there.

>right in my trap.

>kill a whole squad.

>britbong and russkie died and chinese girls is the only one left.

>start talking to her again after a while.

>hear her voice now speak english.

>she sounds like that hologram chick from Blade Runner 2049

>the most beautiful voice I've heard in a long time.

>immediately fall for her voice.

>we kill some enemies.

>ask her if she can see me on the ground, which she replies with no.

>she tells me "I was quite worried about you when you went out there on your own and I wouldn't be able to help you."

>for the first time I felt very close to that voice and the person behind it.

>usually ignore girls and call them disgusting roasties.

>but somehow that voice was different.

>try to play it cool by telling her "yeah, don't you worry about me, I'm very good at this."

>we kill some enemies and now there are only eight people on the map and the circle is very close.

>I shot one in the head and got optimistic and stood up to run towards his mate.

>that was a stupid idea, because if you aren't on the ground crouching the ghillie suit becomes useless since they can see your movement.

>get shot and loose health immediately.

>she tells me to get immediately behind the tree to get cover and she will heal me.

>get shot while moving and die besides her.

>Tell her that this was it to take my stuff and be careful.

>she chuckles and says she will avenge me.

>tell her "Bye, I love you" and immediately disconnect.

>sitting here now and feeling like a lonely mess.

Why does this have to happen to me. Despite her voice she was probably some fat chinese girl playing in a internet cafe with fat sweaty dudes next to her, but yet still I felt so attached to a video game avatar. What the fuck is wrong with me. I'm feeling so miserable I could cry. Suddenly I feel guilty because I ordered a fleshlight and wish I'd have spent the money on a haircut and would talk to some girl in reality to feel the same warmth in a voice. Why can't this happen to me in real life. Why do I feel so sad about some thot and why am I so emotional weak, help me robots, tell me I'm going to make it or to kill me.

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Basically the only time the only girl I've ever liked has opened up to me:

"My brother has autism"

My response?

"Runs in the family, eh?"

I just realized I did this and the fact that even though I still like her, I don't give a shit about how mean my joke and I even still find it funny – and that's what worries me.

Is there really no hope for us empathylets?

R: 10 / I: 5 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

I tried to escape the College of Arcane Arts today. I made it to the hills outside the wall until they pulled my flaccid body back in. I was so close to being free from all this, yet still so unfathomably far, far away. I am now locked inside the Tower of Darkness for most of the time, and even the other warlocks and mages hate and shun me now, just like the outside world does. A fog now clouds my being, my spirit and mind, blackened, withered, decaying, whittling away at me. I only hope that this is the start of a new found power and not the building manifestation of a curse upon me. There are shadows dancing on the wall, evil banshees masquerading as spirits of scorn and mockery. I hear low voices chattering of vile things. I must escape, I cannot stay here in this prison for the rest of my existence, I must get out…

R: 27 / I: 14 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

all tumbling down

>losing weight

>feeling better about myself

>go on long hikes in the middle of the night into a forest patch and always have a blast

>school grades are better since i got into a trade school, actually enjoying myself for once at school for once in my life

-

>dog i've had for most of my life that i can remember dies

>dad gets diagnosed with terminal disease, his muscles slowly die off over time, can't even peel his apples anymore at this point, can't speak for very long either

>sometimes drive in mommy's car in the middle of the night with initial d on full blast

>get caught one night, mom hides keys forever

>gaining weight again

>staying home

>grades are either shit or i just stay home intentionally to miss them

I hope it fucking gets better, cause this shit is unbearable

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Is anyone here also becoming crazy? By each day passing I can fell every bit of sanity and humanity that previously owned leaving me.

R: 88 / I: 16 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

What are you drinking today /r9k/?

R: 73 / I: 23 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>2018 is right around the corner

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

>browse /v/ and read the GDQ threads for the tranny shitposting

>someone said he is going to have a baby soon and he prefers if it was male, but he doesn't want him to turn out like the trannies in the speetransitioning community

>someone says that when he inevitably plays around with his mom's makeup to not make a big deal out of it

>just had a flashback that I did that too

>tried to give myself emo eyes by making my eyelids black or using mascera or whatever to hide my acne and then washing it immideatly off in the shower

>also may have once used lipstick just to see how retarded I would look on me

I do have some problems, but I am so glad that I was never brainwashed by abusive parents to be a girl.

R: 35 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Can someone help me deduce a trend?

>try to hire girls online to do bug crushing videos for $100/hr

>use Discord groups (chan-based and public)and 4/soc/

>all the girls I approach are either massive cunts, 'too scared of bugs', make fun of me and post my PMs with them, ask for twice of what my hottest models get paid, lead me on into thinking they are down for it and then disappear or change their minds, or are in general disagreeable and unpleasant

>many go 'omg you weren't just joking?' as if I can pull such a thing out of my asshole just for 'trolling XD' them

>results are same whether I am unprofessional, professional, or casual

>try to approach women for it irl, bring it up on Tinder (getting matches with an image of a wall as my profile pic no less), and Facebook with a throwaway account

>they are either completely cordial about not wanting to do it (many times with sensible reasons) or are just immediately down for it and dont waste my time

>these girls are more attractive anyways

>I offer these girls $50/hr rather than $100/hr

>I usually end up discovering they are honors/grad students or in some sort of decent position in life

Let me give a disclaimer for newfags and say that I am not a normalfag. I've been a part of /r9k/ for years. I'm a virgin and couldn't get laid to save my life. When it comes to business though I have no problems talking to women since it can benefit me.

Now that said, I wanted to know if any of you had any insight on why girls outside of these chat programs and chans are so much easier to deal with. Is it because of the amount of orbiters the Discord and halfchan girls have? Is it because women that are decent people don't need to hang out on the internet?

I saw limited success on Reddit though which kind of skews any aggregate I can posit

Hopefully you guys can give your two cents on this.

R: 21 / I: 3 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=302_1514860746

>be depressed jap

>decide to end it all in the meme suicide forest

>go out decently far into the forest

>neck yourself

>feel relief as your suffering ends

>a couple hours pass

>foreign chad and his friends are playing jewtube in the designated suiciding area

>they find your body

>they use it as a opportunity to say all the things normalniggers always say about suicide

>use your corpse as clickbait

>tfw even in death you are not safe from chad

R: 21 / I: 3 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Freeing oneself from slavery to femininity (2D, 3D, and otherwise)

I've fallen for the NoFap troll thrice; just made me horny all the time and my standards would drop so far I wanted even fat bitches, with none of the purported other side-benefits like increased wakefulness and such. I've tried NoPorn, even going so far as deleting my various porn folders; worked for a few months but ultimately had the same result as "drug problem? yoink! no more drugs, no more problem. :^)" Personal experience, observation, and contemplation sent me on my way, but it was redpilling ("hey I'm not the wrong one I'm not alone") that brought me to the other shore of "why-ing" myself away from the vaginal jew, but I'm still stuck at the "how-ing" of weening myself off succubus slavery, as premature total renunciation only made my penis harder. It would be really nice to enjoy the powers granted to me as a lvl-2 KV wizard, instead of being too drained by my mind perpetually occupied by bitches and whores!

Since I apparently need to take baby steps in untangling decades of bad habits, this time I've been applying entry-level meditative techniques on my dick for mindful masturbation. So far, in the past few weeks, I've only fapped in the shower, only imagining tits to get hard (if I wasn't already) and whenever I began to go limp. But most the time I've tried to focus-focus-focus solely on the sensations, trying to stare only at my stroking to try and avoid letting my mind wander. Only once have I came after zero stimulation beyond fapping itself.

To practically no success I've occasionally attempted the Buddhist Second Factor of Awakening, namely Investigation of Conditioned Phenomena (or something like that), in this case probably my most powerful of the First Hindrance (that being sense-pleasures): my intense attachment to feminine beauty (and intense aversion to feminine ugliness) and overwhelming craving for female affection (emotional over physical) by asking myself such things as "who is the one experiencing this sexual pleasure?" and the like. Apparently my vajra sword of wisdom is as of yet too dull to cut through this particular delusion/attachment and I need to spend more time on the cushion sniffing incense and chanting to myself.

R: 23 / I: 5 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

>be me

>11 or 12

>neighbor was 2 years older

>tells me about this "dry practice"

>tells me do get on my belly, pants pulled down

>i do, he puts his dick between my asscheeks

>not inside my anus or anything, just between the cheeks

>starts humping me

>cums

>tells me its not gay and totally normal cuz thats what his teacher told him

this went on for years until we were caught by my grandma

i was always too afraid to say no

does this count as rape?

we are still friends and joke about it but it makes me very uncomfortable every time he brings it up

cant ditch him because he was my first friend ever

R: 105 / I: 98 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

unwarranted blog thread

headed back to an old haunt. 4 years, has anything changed, did anything happen at all

at least i can find peace here

above yet around

here they laughed & fucked

painted themselves against the glass

a small world brimming with experiences wholly foreign to me

from the distance my somber gaze

watches lives unfold in their brilliance & despair, writhing in an ocean of confusion

R: 22 / I: 9 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

I dreamed that I was on the back of a four winged bird, I layed on my back looking at the clouds and slowly fell into another dream.

What do you dream about /r9k/?

R: 20 / I: 5 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

How to live as a Neet/Hikikomori if you're poor and have no one to support you?

Is it possible to make enough money to live without sucking dicks?

R: 128 / I: 18 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

So what music do you dudes like?

I was really into different subgenres of metal until recently I kinda started getting sick of it. Not really sure where to start looking for new music now though so I've come here in hopes I'll find music I can relate with. Mostly just looking for some bitter, angry, sad, depressing songs that don't go too over the line of total edgelord. So lets all share our jams

R: 92 / I: 16 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Isolation

I live in total isolation and have for years now, its finally taking its toll on me.

Anything I can do to counteract this feeling? Anyone know this feel? Help.

R: 34 / I: 6 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Getting Money while NEET

Is it possible to make any sort of income if you are currently a NEET or hikki? Looking on the internet for ideas doesn't really cut it because it seems like everyone has a product to push. I'm not looking for a money generator, just some general advice and/or some snippets of info.

I will try and contribute some things I have found as well to help out.

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Is this true? was he wrong?

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How can I become an interesting person, robots

Video games don't fill the void anymore

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Anyone wanna play the "Create an album game"?

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why are knives still getting used today but swords not?

i just noticed that the knife is still getting used, but the sword doesnt get used anymore, this wonders me because id say a sword is better than the knife because it is way larger. anyone have any ideas?

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Observations

Who else writes down things they've observed throughout their day? I usually keep a folded-up sheet of paper and a pen to write them down as they come to me, and then I dump them into a document I keep once I have the opportunity. Some examples:

>Awkward responses are the results of instincts to flee which are stifled, where there is rather a forced compulsion to stay.

>Normies break down complex and intricate notions into ugly bastardizations of the things they were supposed to represent. They oversimplify things to a point where an entirely new idea is created, and that is what they believe to be of those things which were first presented to them. It's all they can fathom, after all.

>People will accept many things for a grade, a learned reward. They will gladly receive and accept praise or good marks for their changing of mind about a topic, even if they would have otherwise disagreed with that.

>To call someone foolish and not correct them is foolish itself.

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Anyone here keep a journal? I feel like it would be cool to keep one but every time I start, I lost interest because I don't have much to talk about.

What do you keep in your journal? Do you log your daily activities i have the most trouble here because i'm a neet/hikik or your thoughts/opinions on stuff?

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Hear that guys? $15/hr is a 'pittance', and if you don't know the right people and make them think you're cool then you don't deserve to have a roof over your head and should die :3

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HOUELLEBECQISATION

It was not until I started reading Michel Houellebecq that I began to understand that my specific personal oddities were not strictly mine alone. Of course I had known this for several years already - no man is as alone as he can be led to believe by the darkness of sleepless nights - but I had not truly understood it on an emotional, an interior level. These s probably no such thing as a truly and totally lonesome state of mnd, one with no equal or comparison in others. Only, these particular oddities can lead one, led me, to that mindset that there was, even though this conclusion had been rejected by rational thought.

In the Summer of 2017, I took part in an archaeological dig in Varna, Bulgaria, during which a girl asked me to dance with her. By all means she was pretty (or at least, of the type I tend to like, that is dark-haired and smoky-eyed) and we were on friendly terms with one another. She had already touched me physically in the previous four weeks, once on the shoulders and several times on the arm. She had commented on certain aspects of my face, in a levitous sort of way (I have long eyelashes). "Dance with me, A." she said, gently swaying, churning the white sand of the Black Sea coast between her toes. Of course, I didn't. I don't know why, really. At the time all my justifications were racing through my mind and passed through my lips: dancing is morally dubious; it's borderline pornographic; I don't know how; I'm not coordinated. All these are true statements despite the gentle mockery of friends who call them excuses - they are afterthoughts which confirm behavior I already know to be appropriate. The realization does dawn however that the real reason you can't dance is simply that you can't. I can't. I even willed to dance. I urged my body to move, to do something resembling a dance, or to go resign myself back to the bar, which is what I ended up doing. At some point prior, a Bulgarian TV star had grabbed my arm and asked me to dance, but she seemed old, drunk and unpleasant, which was reason enough to let her be.

There was no feeling of guilt, then or after, about not dancing. No regrets are felt today about "what could have been if I had danced." Likely nothing really different from what transpired, and in any case it is dangerous to wonder about alternatives and to desire them. This is the thing about these oddities which are no so lonesome as they appear: it's not that it bothers you that you didn't dance, it's that it bothers you that it didn't bother you. It doesn't bother me that I will likely never feel the touch of a woman's skin or that I can't have fun with friends without guilt. It bothers me that it doesn't. There isn't a desire to rectify these oddities, I don't want to be another person - I just want to understnad why I am this person.

I haven't yet finished reading Les particules elementaires, but maybe the character Michel's work uncovers the nature of this fundamental separation of worlds, of our lives and the outside. Indeed it is this character Michel who reminded me so vividly of my own experience, though so far he seems to bear it with almost autistic calmness with no real trace of introspective romance. No poet of dark thoughts he, a Poe, a Lovecraft, or a Baudelaire. He is a molecular biologist, that speaks for itself. The barrier between him and the world is described in the novel as a cushion of air about 4cm thick, through which interaction occurs but closeness cannot. Houellebecq put into words, into print, what I knew and what I knew others knew. Of course we aren't alone, there are no solitary oddities - but it excites the self to see it put before the world so clearly.

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I feel so angry,i feel so angry and frustrated at everything,i want to scream,to hit the walls,to punch my head,to rip my hair off

Im angry at existence,at myself,society,humanity.Why am i such a coward?i wish i could have the guts to end myself…

Im angry at my parents,the ones who gave me life and condemned me to suffering on this planet,but how are they guilty?all they did was to follow their instincts,unaware of reality…

Its sad,existence is sad,we are all victims,no one deserves this.

Im powerless,i feel paralyzed ,i cant function anymore,this is the end for me.

I wish i could fade away…peacefully

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I just want to find one place where you can disagree with people and not immediately turn into an outcast for it.

Even on anonymous boards it's got to the point where if you disagree even slightly you get called a shill. Doesn't matter if you're correct or not the fact that you disagreed is enough to et everyone reeing in the hugbox.

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What's the deal with drinking ?

>drinking as something you get initiated by friends at parties or other gatherings.

>robots usually aren't at those gatherings.

>Is life really less miserable when intoxicated ?

Something that always occured to me as very odd were the drinking habits of people I've encountered on this place and others. Same with drugs. How come that so many here are very into /alcohol/ when it's something you get introduced by friends or often do when you're around friends.

All my life I haven't really had friends and I was never really invited to teenage parties, except one or two, and those are the place most young people start with drinking alcohol and the more parties you go the more you get experienced with drinking and used to it. Same case with drugs, I believe that many of you that smoke that dank weed or take pills were introduced to it by friends, therefore you're not really a robot or were not always one.

Everytime there was some drinking around people I was forced to be around, be it because of school or job, and we went to a bar I'd wait and ask the others what they are drinking and then I'd order the same, because I don't know this stuff. I found out that I have just to order whisky cola to be on the save side, everything other is useless or heavy stuff like vodka or gin. The other thing is that I never got drunk and it probably takes very much to get me drunk or just slightly dizzy.

I bought a bottle of Bailey's irish cream liqueur yesterday because I overhead some twats in the bus talking about how you can drink this stuff like water and it makes you drunk very fast. I drank the whole bottle in three hours and I just got very tired went to sleep and woke up middle during the night, very dehydrated with a very dry mouth and had to pee urgently.

How come so many of my fellow robots always get so often drunk just for the sake for it and what lead to that habbit. Is life really less miserable when intoxicated ?

No bully pls and happy new year.

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>anon mentions having had sex at an age under 16

>mind gets in shock, numb, hyperactive

Anybody else have this feel?

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Did you have a father figure in your childhood?

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Can someone explain to me why halfchan /r9k/ is so completly degenerate?

They and us used to be similar. Just heterosexual male virgins who for some reason or another don't quite fit into society and haven't get laid.

But somehow when I look at the state of our retarded little brother … completly fucking degenerate. Constant trap threads. People fetishize crossdressing, mentally ill men now and give them attention. Also pretty much a gay general as well constantly on the front page. Also constant thread about "fembots". Either asking them hypothetical questions, which will likely be answered by larpers and traps. Also of course lots of BBC threads for good measure.

It's completly disgusting and what is worse that for a whole year I fell for the trap meme as well and deluded myself that finding a willing trap to have sex with is easier than finding a girl. Later I luckily realized that I would hate myself if I ever did that, especially since I haven't even tried to do it with an actual girl yet. Also I stopped watching porn completly and after months of hardship I completly cleansed myself. I don't even like anal anymore.

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Autists Are The True Chads

That's right, it's us who are chads, not the normalfaggots.

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>Tfw even if you had a gf and/or friends, you'd still find a way to push them out of your life anyways

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YRYL

You Rage You Lose - /r9k/ edition

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Supergiant Stars

I feel intense discomfort, fear, and dread when I think of VY Canis Majoris or UY Scuti's size compared to our Earth and then us compared to our own planet

Looking at a comparison in Universe Sandbox made it exponentially worse. I physically cowered and it was hard to look at the screen. I felt a knot in my stomach.

Is it normal to be this afraid?

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Why haven't you made a youtube series where you tear normies apart and become super popular because you told the truth no one else was willing to?

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Why do normalfags say that going to places like this board is bad for your health?

Do they understand that >we are filled to the brim with their ongoing bullshit anywhere?

That this is a place to release and relief?

They believe that if you go to these places you become birth and degenerated but I get more of that by seeing all these fags going on and on and on about sex, and girlfriends, and sex, and friends, and all of their shitty bullshit.

They are so accustomed to their nigger environment that they believe anything that differs from their meandering hedonism is bad for health

I get sick from having to deal with all these /b/ tier fags everyday, going full muh dik 24/7. But they will never understand, because they don't need to.

It's sad. Tragic and sad.

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Trolling stories

Trolling stories?

>In Twitch chat

>Use the channel as background noise but throw in the odd joke here and there

>Sense of humour is extremely dark

>Make a joke

>Another guy responds to it

>He's clearly from a /pol/

>We banter back and forth about our ethnic group

>Make Secret club jokes when streamer doesn't get any of the jokes

>Go to do other stuff

>Come back and banned from his chat

>He starts going on a 5 minute rant about how us "soy boys" are some secret group who swat people when he was the one called a soy boy

>He's really upset and can't focus on the game any more

>Keeps saying he'll make a youtube video about the situation

>Make a fake account named Swatisontheway

>Host his channel as he has a 0 viewer alert on hosts

>He starts visibly shaking

>Going for gold!

>Make "Knockknockswatdesu"

>Host again

>He completely freaks out

>Turns off the stream nearly crying

>Completely gave into his paranoia and is now going viral for being a pussy

I got shadow banned on Twitch but hey, it was fucking funny.

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> make an account on an asian social media app

> lets you talk to people in the surrounding area

> chinese hooker messages me

> think it's a bot at first, and bored, so I keep responding to it

> after a while, actually get interested, but don't want to lose my virginity

> ask her if I could just pay a discounted cost to come over and watch TV with her

> tell her it's her choice of what movie to watch, and I get to stay two and a half hours

> she accepts

I have reached the pinnacle of loneliness.

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I have zero sense of self control and have completely ruined my life by making the same mistakes everyday for years on end. please help.

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How different would your life be if you were a 10/10 in terms of looks?

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Hey guis come get banned with us

https://crystal.cafe

>tumblr makes an imageboard

get in here niggers

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I CANNOT GET RID OF MY ACNE THIS HAS RUINED MY LIFE

THE FUCKING NORMALCATTLE HAS PERFECT SMOOTH BABY-LIKE EPRFECT HEALTHY GODLIKE SKIN AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEALTHY DIET!!!

THEY RARELY WASH THEIR FACES, THEY FUCKING EAT JUNKSHIT EVERY SINGLE DAY, THEY EAT BURGERS FOR DINNER AND SMOKE. AND YET THEY LOOK FUCKING PERFECT.

I MAKE SURE TO BE CLEAN ALL DAY, WASHING MY FACE WITH CHEMICAL-FREE SOAP, ALWAYS CLEAN MY FUCKING ROOM AND I AVOID TOUCHING MY FACE. I RARELY EAT JUNK FOOD AND I DON'T SMOKE OR TAKE ANY DRUGS.

==BUT MY WHOLE BODY IS RIDDEN WITH DISGUSTING ACNE=

I will fucking kill myself holy shit

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4cuck9ks hahaha threads

Whats your opinions about it? Do you think it's an attempt to revive r9k? Its affecting the roasts if anything. Does anyone know why? Is the female ego so fragile that even when in a niche that doesn't want them, any ridicule is unacceptable? Is this ego why they degrade any niche? Since in the end they just want the (you)s without any contribution to the niche? Pic related, some female only chan, crystal.cafe . they have their own hugbox, yet they seek validation and male attention from a male only space and cry when they dont get it.

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Whenever I think about my future or past I start grieving and tear up. But portions of my brain have shut off over time. The need for a gf is slowly going away due to all the stories of cucks and such. I can numb myself most of the time with music and anime and sometimes fitness but I can't get past being a failure and a loser and hideously ugly. And being a victim of cruel fate not my own making.

How can I cope? Will the years slowly eat away at me until I feel nothing?

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Took modafinil.

I don't remember being so awake in my life since childhood.

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>Work at McWagie's

>One day a fill-in shows up because they were short on employees

>He's definitely robot, quiet sperg.

>Roasties talk about him and think he's a creep, they ignore him.

>I talk to him

>Is actually an interesting guy despite his autistic behavior

>Befriend him that day and never see him again.

It was fun, friend. See you again in NEET paradise.

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Meter maid job

My school is recruiting "parking enforcement officers" ie: meter maids. I need the money and I want to ruin normies days by writing them parking tickets.

Should I do it?

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Typo/Mis-Auto Corrections Thread

Type a long, eloquent sentence without fixing any typos/mis-auto corrections.

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Thot Patrols

Are you paroling the neighbourhoods in your area yet?

Have you joined your local Thot Patrol?

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>28

>eyes are going bad

NOOOOOOOOO

my eyesight is all I have left to enjoy

any myopics here? how do you deal with it

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What keeps normies from being depressed? I don't understand how people can be happy with life.

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Go work on a farm

Robots, Does your life feel like a dead end with nowhere to go? Why not work and live on an organic farm?

http://wwoof.net/

"As a volunteer (or WWOOFer as we call them) you will live alongside your host helping with daily tasks and experiencing life as a farmer."

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Murder thread 2

I posted this on /b/ as well because someone else posted all of these compilation videos and I cant find them.

Can someone post that Columbine compilation video?

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Why does everything have to hurt?

R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Why does this board focus so much of their hatred on roasties when it's normalfag males that enable their behaviour? The sluttiness of women is literally a direct response to pathetic thirsty betas.

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Dental hygiene

Do you brush your teeth? I haven't brushed my teeth in months. In fact I only brush a few times a year. I'm 27, and they're pretty stained but otherwise pretty healthy. I don't have any tooth pain, or anything. In fact sometimes I'll bite down on beer bottle caps and fold them into bullets just for the hell of it. I think the dental industry is just some kikery.

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Does /r9k/ have experience with using VPNs? I'm trying to find one I can trust.

I have done a bit of googling but I have come to trust this board, and I was hoping you'd share your knowledge with me. Pic unrelated.

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Draw something. Anything.

Not like you have anything better to do.

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How do I lie about having sex?

My family and one friend constantly tell me I need a gf to lose my virginity. For obvious reasons I can't get one and they wouldn't believe me if I said I rented a hooker. I don't want to fuck some slut in the city I live close to because it's the degenerate normalfag-tier alternative to having a girlfriend. I'm a shut-in so they wouldn't believe me if I just said "I had sex today".

So how would I go about this? I'm sick it always being the topic of discussion. Do you guys lie?

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Ascending

Well I'm hitting new heights I never thought I'd see before. I finally decided I'm never going to find a girl into me so I bought a Kancolle Yamato body pillow. I then cleaned my shower because it was disgusting and even got a new Cherry Blossom shower curtain because it seemed like something Yamato would like. I then went to Walmart and bought a womans perfume that had an anchor on its label and I sprayed a bit on the side of my bed I don't sleep on so that whenever I roll over to that side it would smell like an almost real girl slept there.

How long until I fuck the pillow and then kill myself? What are your guys' experiences with ascending?

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What is your ideal living situation? Both where, and how you live.

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every time i close my eyes and try to think of something nice, i start fantasizing about holding a cute girls hand or embracing her in a hug and worst, kissing her forehead. How do i make it stop? I then look in the mirror and realize how ugly i am and how it'll all never ever happen. This is hell, it really is.

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Anybody else here have anger issues? Used to break out in spots and grind my teeth clean out, see red and black dots and shit. Got meds for it. Was in Iraq awhile back, lost my mind and came back unbalanced. News years and the fireworks set me off, plus some dude came and drank our drinks. Started threatening us for looking at his hog of a gf. Almost lost it and went clean for him, but I calmed down. Got real bad metal issues, plus depression and anxiety. Had a drinking issue but I sorted it. Should I go to the doctors and get meds? I heard SSRI's, after awhile, don't do anything and your serotonin will dip big time and you'll go crazy. Almost did a Timothy mcveigh awhile back.

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>meet a guy who's an absolute chad; big, chiseled, confident, intimidating, impulsive, loudmouthed, goes to techno raves every week. his only beta feature being that he has a new borderline turboslut gf every other month

>he's diagnosed with autism

and this isn't the first time i've seen such, since when does having so much chad confidence that you believe can handle everything and everyone make one an autist?

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anyone here /homeschooled/?

There's no better way to earmark your offspring for failure. In addition to not having any friends and not talking to girls, being around my mother 24/7 turned me into a neurotic, feminized beta (not in a tranny way, but I now have no confidence in social situations/don't want to cause any disturbance).

Of course, with the absence of a quality social "launchpad" to enter adulthood with, I ended up here.

I know at least a few robots can relate.

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What have I become.

>watch hentai

>cum in several kleenex tissues.

>throw them without caring much under the bed.

>suddenly father comes in my room.

>didn't expect that.

>I don't see him often, parents are divorced and he sometimes comes to my mom's house to look for me and take me somewhere on the weekends.

>mum wants him to do this, she wants that he talks to me, getting my life back on track, put some sense in my head and so on.

>gets very angry.

>tells me that mom told him that the neighbours have found again bottles filled with pee in their compost heap for gardening.

>grabs me at the collar and shakes me, screams at me that he is getting fucking sick of me living like a bum.

>tells me the usual stuff about getting finally a job or back to university, that he married when he was 25 etc.

>threatens to throw me out on the streets if I don't get a job.

>after some weak arguing with him he calms down.

>"son I don't want to see you living that miserable life anymore, you have so much potential, I can't have failed as a father".

>he looks very sad.

>get kinda remorseful

>he sits next to me on the edge of my bed.

>puts his face in his hands.

>suddenly turns head to downwards on the floor under my bed.

>smells the stench of cum.

>he is fucking disgusted at this point

>Stands up, looses his shit again and storms out of my room.

>go back under the blanket watching stream of egghead.

For the first time I feel somewhat ashamed.

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Why

We're being raided. Intentionally or not.

A bunch of asinine threads pop up in one day, and many posts have had a norman tone or similar topic/response structure.

I don't know why we can't just be left alone. I was happier when things were quiet.

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I am a 27 year old virgin. But at this age and only 3 years away from wizardhood I feel in a sense smug about being alone.

I prefer to watch anime and jerk off. I also go to the gym quite frequently and roasties there pay me compliments but I reject them. Because no hymen no diamond.

In my opinion I do not wish to procreate nor do I wish for roastie companionship. Even Asian women are like their Western counterparts or gold diggers anyways.

I feel smug in being a virgin for life. As the roasties can witness me ascending to a Chad and I will refuse to raise their bastard spawn or fuck them etc.

I do not want sloppy seconds and while I enjoy jerking off to women I do not want anything more to do with them.

Plus I also have prescription for benzos and I enjoy getting high alone and making kratom tea.

R: 23 / I: 5 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

What do you all think of YouTube?

I didn't know who Paul Logan or Jake Paul were until yesterday.

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Are groups like Alcoholics Anonymous or other addiction groups a good place to pick up chicks?

I'm a crippling alcoholic and need to get out of the house more anyway.

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Wizard Wishes

Do you ever wish you were a normal fag? I know plenty and from their Facecucks I know that they're genuinely enjoying life. They aren't getting drunk alone on cheap vodka with only a dog to keep them from ending it all. They're out there, in the gym, in the bars, eating and laughing. I fucking hate them. They get the good life while my fucked up brain leaves me to rot alone. I want to be one of them, just so I can laugh and smile for once without staring at a screen. I was a half normal kid but liberalism taught the girls to avoid the average and all flock to the Chads of the world. Just fucking end it, I live vicariously through Rhodesian folk music. That's all I have going for me.

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I wonder how many normalfags will be going to parties tonight.

https://www.uber.com/blog/your-new-years-eve-ride-guide/

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I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WAKING UP AT 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND WORKING MY SHITTY MENIAL LABOR WAGECUCK JOB FOR 40 HOURS A WEEK I JUST WANT TO WATCH ANIME AND BE COMFY IN MY ROOM

R: 15 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I know that this board probably isn't the place , but I wanna discuss drug tests police officers use when they pull you over.

http://www.alcooltest.org/police-institutions/oratect-XP-QM12.html

This is the one they use in my country.

Is there a way to bypass it somehow

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Annual "Times You Could've Gotten Laid" Thread

It's that time again. ITT times you almost smashed.

>me, 16

>Summer, 2009

>Friday evening, nobody home but me

>in living room, playing Halo 3 customs with some online friends

>junky sister comes in with her two junky friends

>entire house instantly reeks of weed and hard liquor

<"hey, anon, you remember Donya, don't you?"

>some mulatto I knew from late elementary, but known mostly to me (and most of the town) by her reputation of being a notorious whore

>couldn't recognize her under all of the makeup. She was dressed comically slutty: with a partially transparent tube top, leather miniskirt, fishnet stockings etc. She was clearly going for the goth/scene look, but she just looked like a prostitute straight out of Cyberpunk. Kinda cute, regardless

>say my hellos, mostly try to ignore them and brush off their attempts at small talk - vidya's too important. Can't help but notice them all looking down at me with these knowing, shit-eating grins; something's up

<"hey, anon, me and (some landwhale) are gonna head out for a bit. Why don't you and Donya keep each other company, get reacquainted? I'll be back in ten or twenty"

>really don't want to deal with this. Unmute my headset and start talking in party-chat, just to make a show of splitting my attention and avoiding direct conversation

>no chairs in the room other than my La-Z-Boy, so she's just left standing over my shoulder

>answer the roasties' banal attempts to make conversation with short, dismissive responses – hoping she'll just take the hint and leave

>doesn't work

>questions only become more emphatic, and intimate. Teasingly, starts asking about my relationship status, sexual experience etc.

>sees my spare controller and insists I let her play with me

>"alright, there should be another chair in the other-"

>smacks herself on my lap and slides down onto my crotch

<"I'm fine here, thanks"

>can't even contain my spaghetti at this point. Luckily, too anxious to get a boner

>tell here that this isn't a sight I want my sister to see when she gets back, and basically tell her to get the fuck off me and get her own chair, which she finally does. Not even trying to hide my autistic discomfort at this point

>spend the twenty minutes in forge trying and failing to acclimate her to the controls (she'd clearly never touched a controller in her life, my grandmother would've been easier to work with). Just trying to kill the time until my sister gets back (which she never did)

>all the while dodging her increasingly suggestive line of questioning: "are you a virgin", "do you think I'm cute", "are you circumcised" – shit like that. Starts telling me all about blowjobs and how amazing they are, how she's soo great at giving them. Reading my every expression like a hawk

>eventually gets bored, tells me she's heading out, but wants to grab a hair straightener she left in my sister's room

>wants me to take her up because she doesn't think my sister would be okay with people snooping through her things without her around, thinks I should "supervise"

>we get up to the room, I wait in the doorway

>she opens the bedside table, pulls out a bottle Jack Daniel's, and sits herself down on the bed

>come hither eyes intensifies, pats the bed to signify me sit

<"aren't you coming in, anon?"

>sperging out internally, tell her I'm going to head in the shower because I need to start my paper route soon

<"don't you think that can wait, all things considered? Maybe you just need to loosen up a bit, do you drink? I understand if you're a bit nervous"

>tell her I'm not in mood, and that I really do have things I need to do – actually managed to sound genuinely dispassionate and dismissive about it

>"see you around. I'm sure you can find your own way out

>sit in the shower for about 45 minutes, until I'm certain she's gone

Later came to my attention, by her own admission, that my sister orchestrated this entire scenario, she put this girl up to it. A literal conspiracy for the express purpose of getting me laid, and I still fucked it up.

R: 40 / I: 16 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I'm leaving with 2017

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

GAS THE ALPHAS, CULLING WARS NOW!

I WANT VIRGIN WIVES, BOOTS ON THE GROUND!

R: 85 / I: 15 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HATE HIM

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Any sadistic robots here?

I've recently realized I'm a sadist.

It started out the usual, trolling a lot, and digging up gore on sites like Rotten to shock people.

But nowadays there's so much more - I've got a whole multireddit of stuff like /r/crimescenephotos.

I love realistic stuff, heads blown apart. The Nick Berg video was great but too low res, thankfully ISIS and the cartels are helping out.

Sometimes I sit and watch forensic files and think about actually murdering someone.

But it's getting harder and harder to find "good" content. It's not a sexual thing but I get a perverse joy out of images that are especially gruesome.

I'd post a pic but I'm on Tor. Lately I have been reading a lot about serial killers via Tor. When I go out I turn off my phone, pay cash. I find myself keeping an eye on surveillance cameras. I don't plan on killing anyone but I keep my options open.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

something occured to me, ok, most of the hate towards short men comes from short women, sometimes these women are fat, and if you tell them to lose weight (which is scientifically plausible, you cannot make yourslf taller) some tall bitches don't really care but short women do, about short men. in essence, this is why affirmative action (needs to be made illegal but first the kikes need gassed) is a thing because women just plain suck at math, logic and science and really should stick to sucking dick and cleaning my house.

R: 149 / I: 50 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Reasons to not Kill Yourself

How do other robots cope with existing? Anything that gives you a sense of purpose? Or maybe at least some neat hobbies? Besides video games, anime, masturbation, and drug abuse?

R: 41 / I: 7 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Do you wanna have kids?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Does he not understand why people complain because something sucks? It's obviously possible, but it sucks and that's why the guy was complaining. What he fails to realize is you don't HAVE to stand for eight hours. You won't starve to death and die in the USA if your feet hurt so much you quit your job. So fuck him

R: 16 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>Took a yearly tally to gauge my productivity

>roughly 300 hours spent on Japanese

>Roughly 100 spent on drawing

>For a year

Maybe in 3 more years I will be good at something. If it's one thing I've learned: It's difficult to practice something every day and for multiple hours a day in general, but especially if you are a wage slave. If I were a NEET still I'd probably be 3 times as productive, and if I had amphetamines I'd probably be about 7 times more productive.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Tfw normies only start hanging out with you for your money. Saved up loads because never really spent it on anything. I went out drinking, they bought rounds (quite a few) so I bought some shots (not fucking cheap) but next time I spoke to them they were asking me to come out and buy them drinks. I've begun to see this more often now, they mistake generosity for weakness. It happens so often that one can't be generous anymore. I always liked going to bars alone, but I can't do it anymore because people bother me too much.

R: 31 / I: 6 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Retry

>you get the ability to travel back in time with your mind

>you enter the mind of yourself at age 10 or insert any other number if you fucked up by that age already and need to go back earlier

>you now have the chance to relive your entire life again

>with your current day wisdom

apart from not having to do any preparations for tests and buying bitcoins in year 2010, what would you do different in life if you had this chance?

Personally I would

>go more often to the playground

>be more open to other kids

>try to befriend them

>join a basketball club at school

>be more courageous

>don't let people bully me

>never give a shit about what my parents want me to do

>try to stay on good terms with everyone from former classes especially the weirdos like myself

>keep in touch with former classmates

>spend more time with cousins

>get into their hobbies to understand them better

>not spend endless amounts of time for escapism as I already know most of it anyways

>not learn a profession but instead do academic high school

>try to find people with similar interests

>get to know them and form a crew with them

>try to find my high school sweetheart and make her mine

>join the high school basketball team

>go to college to become a doctor like I originally planned to

>for money I would find a parttime job or do odd jobs over summer vacation until I graduate or apply for govbux

>join basketball club at college and form a clique of fellow ballers to play with once a week

>after graduating do internship as doctor

>then work at hospital to save some money for a few years

>when saved enough, open my own office

>work 3 days per week, slack around the rest of the week and live the good life

>meet fellow ballers once a week to catch up on new events and hang out / play

>wive up sweetheart

>have 3 or 4 children with her

>have one of them take over my office if they like to

>raise kids correctly so they never have the same problems I had in life

>relocate to comfy village

>get old with wife

>die in peace

If necessary I would invent a persona of the type of guy I want to be and play my role until I become that persona

Looking back now I know where most of my mistakes were and I think I could correct most of them with my current day knowledge.

R: 44 / I: 15 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ANON!

Another year comes to an end! Time to relax and think of what you could have achieved but didn't for various personal reasons.

What do you have planned for New Year Eve anons? Family gathering? Parties? Vidya? Sleep?

Sit with us and relax. Share your stories and your wishes for 2018.

I personally have to attend a family gathering. Hopefully I'll just get drunk and pass the time in peace.

R: 69 / I: 17 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I turned 30 today

I made it, kings.

I'ma try sucking my own dick now.

R: 74 / I: 21 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I can't stop being brown

R: 31 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I just unsubscribed from all my gaming related channels.

And a few others. Ultimatively I removed like 400 subscribtions.

I won't waste my time watching other people play games. I will force myself to play games myself or not play at all.

R: 40 / I: 15 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw when a cute pale and small girl asked me out in highschool

>tfw rejected her because I was in""'love""" with another girl

>in the end even the girl I liked asked me out and we still didn't even date

How does this fucking happen ? This has been fucking my mind for 7 fucking years how can I be so fucking beta how ?

Two girls asked me out and couldn't say anything.

The worst thing is that I'm not even good looking I'm ugly as fuck so that was probably my fucking last chance to get a girl interested in me

Any other anons with similar experiences? Please tell me I'm not alone

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

A virgin girl companion, if there should be a companion at all, is a necessity for any self-respecting man. Used girls are unacceptable and undesirable. There is a reason civilised cultures discourage sex before marriage and even employ child marriage to ensure virginity for the husband: The civilised man will not accept a used vagina in which another man's member and seed have dwelt. This refusal of damaged goods is an evolutionary trait to protect men from cuckoldry. Savages may accept such vile roasties due to their lower intellect form generations of inbreeding, a small gene pool, or negro DNA. Due your part to defend humanity and yourself: Shun whores and accept only pure, virgin girls as mates.

R: 8 / I: 7 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I can't run away from the normalfags….

they are there, breeding, breathing, like rats.

they are in the streets

in the imageboards

in the social networks

like rats

there are out there, and they will be there, until final collapse.

what happens next is the wait for a new nest

and rot it from inside out to become the new room in hell

R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

The Past is Pain

>be me

>be 29, 300lbs

>mom "surprises" me with a late Christmas gift

>it is a collaboration of pictures all from when I was a child/teenager (I legit don't have any pictures of me after age 20 bar my ID)

OMG Anon! Don't you remember this shirt? My you were so thin back then!

OMG Anon! Don't you remember that haircut? You had so much hair back then!

OMG Anon! Don't you remember that trip? My you were so handsome then!

>mom keeps going on and on

>she really thinks this is supposed to make me feel better

>after 20 minutes of her babbling I tell her I don't want her "gift"

>she yells at me and comes close to calling me a loser/failure/mistake (unsure what she was going to say as she stopped herself) but instead cries and locks herself in her room

>been eating a big tub of vanilla ice cream ever since

Anyone else not ever take pictures or video of yourself and really choose to be blind to your own past?

I know I do. Nothing good comes of it.

R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>this is what commonwittols actually believe

R: 374 / I: 114 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Normie Hate Thread

ITT We discuss what we hate about normalfags/normies the most.

R: 31 / I: 5 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

The Cuckchan Refugee Problem

To avoid turning this into 4/r9k/ we need to address problems that I'm noticing that need to be nipped in the bud in order to save the quality of the board

WE ARE NOT YOUR BLOG

IF YOU'RE A FEMBOT, GTFO OR KEEP SHUT

=YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU ARE A FAILED NORMALFAG, GTFO==

R: 84 / I: 38 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Where is everyone

Where is the fun

Where did everyone go

Why is no one making threads anywhere

Is /v/ the only place that's retained its culture?

Where are the bantz

Where are the users

Where are you anons

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

You are cordially invited

Good evening /r9k/

I am the operator of >>>/bmn/ and I would like to cordially invite you all to our New Years stream. We will doing 14 movies over the course of Saturday and Sunday; the best and the worst we have to offer. If you're interested in attending, please see the attachment for the set list and showtimes, or see >>>/bmn/198 for stream information. Hope to see you there. Cheers everyone.

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Anyone who still uses social media for some reason have annoying "Hollywood" losers around them? Examples of what I mean:

>hey guys I'm such a fucking loser lmao recommend an anime for a pathetic loser like me to watch over the weekend

>50 friends come to recommend shit and talk about irrelevant shit in the comments

>I'm a loser, I had my first gf when I was 18!

>I'm such a loser lol, I don't go to parties, I only really spend time with my gf lol

This shit is so cancerous, why the fuck would you even pretend that you're lonely? Oh right they don't even know what being lonely means in the first place.

R: 186 / I: 38 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Trigger warning: MGTOW

Ever notice how /pol/ tradcucks and commies both equally get butthurt by MGTOW? I think that already says enough about both parties.

Take for example, this thread. MGTOW wasn't even mentioned by the OP, and the faggot tradcucks managed to out themselves as feminist cucks with no effort at all. It's glorious and poetic. Enjoy the roastie and tradcuck butthurt.

https://8ch.net/b/res/7573823.html (Thread went silent after they were outed).

http://archive.is/0yrGJ

Keep this up so everyone can see what fucking faggots people at /pol/ really are, and how infiltrated they are by right-wing feminists. They're tuff enough keep Tyrone away, but they aren't tuff enough to even keep their wives in check and keep her from sucking nigger cock.

R: 39 / I: 14 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

what's something you've never been told?

R: 51 / I: 17 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>tfw no cute gf to hug in this cold weather

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>spend most of the week looking forward to day off

>spend day off dreading going back to work

I need this cycle to end. How do you NEETs do it?

R: 45 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Wagecuck feels

I fucking hate flipping these gay ass patties for minimum wage. My autism also flares up around my female coworkers too. This shit makes me suicidal. Need to quit and get NEET bucks. Does anyone here actually like their garbage job?

>Inb4 robots don't got jobs norman!

I don't wanna be homeless.

R: 29 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still a wizard, maybe even a normalfag, or maybe in the grave?

R: 16 / I: 7 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Alone on Christmas

>WHAT YA PLAYIN?

>WHAT YA DRINKIN/EATAN

>WHAT YA WATCHAN

>WHAT YA SAD ABOUT

>WHAT YA THANKFUL FOR

R: 133 / I: 30 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Itt: hurtful things womem have said to you

Things women said to you that made you realize (or start realizing) their true nature. I'll start.

>"i want a guy like you"

>"I'm like me"

>"Yeah but i want a guy that's not ugly"

R: 161 / I: 40 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

really weird religion philosophy thread. /r9k/ might like this.

Hey /r9k/, I came here to post this because I trust you guys in the sense that you have a ZERO bullshit tolerance that I believe is even better than /pol/. I know for some reasons and depending on the context it may or may not be a fair comparison and both /pol/ and /r9k/ may agree or disagree with each other on that, but that's besides the point. I did recently get banned from /b/ for posting this which was quite a surprise. this is somewhat of a begging thread, but I has strong roots in philosophy. the reason why I was inspired to put this together from other pieces of things I have learned along the way was this: I think religious institutions, no I'm sorry- I know that religious institutions exist to fuck with everyones heads and breed all kinds of zombified normies. my goal here is to deconstruct and demystify religion and spirituality (as best as an imperfect human being can do) so that people don't get brainwashed or trapped so easily. as I mention below I feel like all relgions have some wisdom to offer but most if not all religions also are full of corruption. I'm hoping that by creating a simple ruleset or philosophy for spirituality, that a large group of people will finally say "alright, fuck religion- I'm just going to believe in God" and thus freeing their minds from all the bullshit, and destroying the religious institutions grip on so many billions of people. maybe humanity will advance just a little step. maybe. I'm just going to do my best.

R: 11 / I: 7 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Happy Christmas R9K.

R: 17 / I: 3 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The age of robo-VR waifus

>tfw no Alita gf

>..yet

R: 22 / I: 6 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

mfw I am posting on r9k on christmas night.

how was christmas robots?

Grammy gave me 500 bucks I think i will buy a new desktop with that cash

R: 379 / I: 145 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

You are your father. The reason YOU are shit, is your father. Vid related.

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Feeling Merry

>be me

>holidays are here again

>having christmas yumyum dindins with mumsy and daddums in our glorious mcmansion

>had mumsy make me chicken tenders like the people on the internet eat

>stupid bitch

>begin casually explaining how the jews did it

>did what?

>it

>dadsy-wadsy slams his fork down

>I have heard your call to challenge, sir

>pull tinky winky from Hello Kitty boxer briefs

>begin tapping my wigglypiggly on the dinner table

>quickly, yet rhythmically

>like a baroque era melody

>screaming ensues

>scream back, "REEEEE!" like in the internet me-mes

>grounded for a WEEK

>you filthy niggers

>"I'm 46 years young! You can't do this to your special little boy!"

>dadsy wadsy drags me to my room

>shit pants on the way

>that'll teach them

>sit on the floor of my room occasionally kicking the wall with my heel

>its like the sound of the fury in my heart

>stop for a second

>hear mumblybumbly softly sobbing in the bathroom

>a single gunshot echoes from daddywaddy's den

>all is calm

>all is quiet

>looks like I'm getting out on good behavior

>waddle my curvatious 350lb frame to my computer

>ease into my smellywelly chair as it groans under my healthy weight

>post this thread

So how's YOUR Christmas been, robots?

R: 101 / I: 46 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Well anon, which one are you?

R: 15 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>find good song

>listen to the song so much you don't enjoy it anymore

R: 41 / I: 17 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>had the gf dream again

>had the "alternate universe where all my romantic advances are recieved" dream again

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

49k mods going crazy

All the threads there are getting deleted, mods are going mad, prepare for an influx of halfchan users

R: 18 / I: 17 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Christmas feels

"Hey how's it feel to get out of the cave?" Only thing I hate about Christmas are the CANCER family gatherings. Happy holidays. Hope you guys are doing ok.

R: 49 / I: 12 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Christmas Thread

What are you doing for christmas this year /r9k/??.

R: 86 / I: 33 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

23, Virgin, NEET, lives with parents

I don't even know if I'm depressed, I just don't care about anything, I feel completely empty inside, I think about killing people a lot.

I hate everyone I see.

R: 29 / I: 8 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Ever hit a bitch?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

R9K

Be sure to download and support the r9k mixtape! Enjoy this christmas present from me to you.

http://www.datpiff.com/Chad-Marco-Robot-Music-Vol9001-mixtape.876936.html

http://www.mediafire.com/file/a55a4ha2alzsjtl/Chad+Marco+-+Robot+Music+Vol9001.rar

I'm here all day!

R: 23 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

I am playing Japanese music on blast to scare away my little sister's normalfag friends in the room next door.

What have you done to fight the normalfag scourge today, /r9k/?

R: 53 / I: 7 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>almost Current Year +3

>thinking about new year's NoFap

>shiggy

NoPorn's the way to go, faggots

R: 24 / I: 7 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Dysfunctional families

How shitty are your families? Use this thread to talk shit about them.

In my case I knew my parents didn't love each other and probably never did but I found out how my father has a secret account at his tablet and is cheating around and shit.

My mother probably knows but she most likely doesn't care.

R: 41 / I: 11 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Personalities

>take meme quiz before it became a meme

>get a percentage

>mostly INTJ by ~60%, ~40% INFJ

>former is clearly Patrician, but latter gets called shit-tier

>pic related places it as SJW-tier

Is that really accurate though?

If the source is from 4cuck, I had no idea. pls no bulli ;_;

R: 87 / I: 14 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

NEET and Hikikomori Thread

Are you guys happy with your situation?? are you happy being NEET or hikikomori??.

R: 37 / I: 9 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Addictions

>normies are addicted to coffee

>to cigarettes in my third world shithole at least

>to (((hollywood))) movies and shitty tv shows

And they get all mad or try to deny it if you point that out.

Also, seems like in US normies are also addicted to weed and prescription drugs. And I guess we can added alcohol for russia.

Accepting the truth is the first step for improvement, so what are you addicted to, anon? For me:

>internet

>anime/manga/hentai

>daydreaming

Drawing distracts me from internet but I'm not letting go the other two.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

I am driving my parents insane

They are an elderly couple, always saw them as good and sturdy people, but as anything existing they age and become feeble, of my siblings i am the only one who hasn't left home and thus i have stuck long enough to see them bicker and attack each other, often using me and my lack of achievements to try and justify their hostile behaviors.

Their hopes for their sons where not that high, at the beginning they just wanted each of us to go trough college and go live our lives, but as my brothers left they became increasingly sad at the realization that they were left behind, nevertheless they still did whatever they could to ensure what they believed was the best path for their sons became true, university->job->family, pretty average goal but nothing wicked and thus acceptable.

This basic set of goals was never attainable for me, i dropped out of university after realizing time after time that i was losing my time, i was not learning anything and i was failing at every subject there was. their minds could not comprehend why was this happening, their whole picture would never be realized because of me.

They often reminded me of the failure i was, i could not help but agree. neither study nor work, neither hedonistic nor sacrificial, i was simply existing and they were letting me exist.

They used to remind me since i was little, i should have died, i was never intended to be born, their records were quite correct, i should have never been alive past my 7th month of age.

Yet i am still here, aimless, rootless and gimped, why do they let me exist? they knew i could never amount to anything probably even before i realized this myself, then why? why would they not let me die?

R: 6 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

>Rly busy

>Drinking a lot

>No friends

>No gf

>Don't want to go to counselling since i already have to pay rent, driving lessons and martial arts

>Nobody wants to listen even though I used to do that shit all the time

>Post about it on an imageboard

>Oh you can't do that because it's a blog post

>Well, I don't wanna go on some faggy libtard blog page to bitch and moan like a Tumblrina

>The only people that could possibly understand is you robots

>Also, work out a lot if you're fat, it doesn't matter how much you do, a long as your exhausted and can't talk for three minutes three times a week if you can't put down the fork

>It will give you a sort of positive aggression, but not long-term happiness maybe. I don't know.

>There it is

>Also, I have to spend most of my time answering questions or doing tasks for people, with no real, true reward

R: 19 / I: 3 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Roasties at work accused me of sexual harrassment even when i dont speak to them or even look at them. My boss said he backs me up on this but due to the investigation underway I am suspended from work without pay and have to take a sexual harrassment semnair. Whats more they accused me of sleeping at work and having to get someone to wake me up when the guy they said woke me up said it didnt happen. And they can check all the cameras for these alleged incidients.

Truly only NEET is the way. However now due to no money I will be homeless due to the heartless nature of the roastie. A Chad got caught here watching porn and got a slap on the wrist.

Smdh

R: 70 / I: 15 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Normalfags are unfit for the Future

Assuming some colossal act of retardation doesn't interfere with it, the future is looking to be a Robot's paradise. AI-driven automation is forcing us towards post-scarcity and it's poised to leave most people unemployed. It also means a fundamental restructuring of the economy and will likely go as far as universal basic income to keep society from imploding.

Normalfags will make themselves suffer because they don't know what to do with unlimited free time and they don't know how to responsibly save and use their money. The combination of the two means that normalfags will go stir crazy without a wagecuck job to constantly eat up all their time and their relationships will fall apart from too much exposure and fewer social buffers. I can foresee many of them dipping deep into substance abuse and degeneracy or perhaps even going out of their way to create pretend jobs for themselves, just so they can deal with the boredom that comes from being such a boring, awful being.

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

How to stop being a pussy and finally kys

You get an actual reason to die, then you die.

R: 20 / I: 10 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Can someone tell me wtf happened?

So I have been going to this university for some time, but something strange happened five days ago. I came home as usual, lonely as usual. I have been living away from my parents,so I don't see them that often. Neither do I communicate with normies at the uni, and I just stay silent when we are forced to do some group work. So when I came home, I just felt so lonely, all I wanted was a hug or something. Then I just started crying for no reason (happens sometimes, nothing special), but then the wierd thing happened. I just started laughing for no reason, like a fucking maniac, laughing and thinking of my miserable lonely life. Can someone tell what happened ? (oregano btw )

R: 43 / I: 14 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

goodfeels thread

>no acne

>not a manlet

>good eyesight

>overweight, but don't look fat

>face isn't ugly

>strong

>not a social retard

>not afraid of the dark

>eat healthy-ish

>not depressed

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For millions of years women been taugh by men and nature to have long hair.

In a single generation that changes.

Really makes you think.

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The Current State of this Board

I think all real robots on here will back me up in saying that this board is getting worse.

There are threads about people going on dates, getting asked out, and times when "robots" almost went out with their "female friends".

This is exactly the kind of normalfag shit that ruined 4chan, and it's ruined this board. There are anons giving "bee urself" tier advice unironically and shilling discords, and we get more and more normals coming here with low quality threads about sex dolls, and the girls OP knows or dates or how this board is "too slow."

Unless the BO cracks down on this shit, I honestly feel like this place is doomed to be another 4/r9k/.

I propose that we ban all people who admit they are from 4chan or currently browse 4chan, anon's who used to browse obviously don't apply. I also say we ban all non heterosexual "cisgenderered" people, because fags are one of the main problems that polluted the old r9k. I also think that we ought to ban anyone stupid enough to talk about girls they know, excluding family members. We also ought to actually enforce the rule about low quality threads, I know the shit thread about a sex doll was deleted, but there is a thread about how this board is dead that is still up at the time of this post that should've been deleted a long time ago, in it there is unironic discord shilling, which should also probably be banned. And finally, we have to ban people who give out obvious normalcattle tier advice like "bee yourself", "just bee confident", "just go for it!"

What are your thoughts, anons?

Misspelled something and felt need to correct due to autism so I deleted first post, ignore that

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how can I stop video games once and for all, bros?

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Hooker shoots guy in head for licking her wrongly

http://thegoldwater.com/news/14114-Prostitute-Shoots-Man-In-The-Head-For-Performing-Oral-Sex-Wrong

This is kinda scary, now even hookers have standards and they will not only mock but shoot you if you fail sexually

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Psychologists: Elliot Rodger May Still Have Gone On Killing Spree Even If He Had Sex With Women

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2014/05/29/psychologist-elliot-rodger-would-still-have-gone-on-killing-spree-even-if-he-had-sex-with-women/

you agree with this?

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W-What are you scared of, A-Anon? Not that I care or anything. I'm just asking because it's halloween. T-That's all.

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Does robot=autism

Sometimes I wonder if being a robot is the same thing as having autism. People with autism tend to have repetive behaviors,lack empathy, and have social troubles.

So are most robots autistic and should be there a cure for autism why does the goverment not help people with autism I know there organizations like autism speak but what have they ever done for r9k

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Prozac and Psychiatric medication gerneral

So i just got put on prozac. Has anyone here any experience with it who can tell me what to expect?

Am i fucked?