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Rules and Meta Sticky

1. Obey 8chan's global rules.

2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.

3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.

4. Refrain from posting low quality threads. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.

5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.

6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.

7. Keep blogposts in the FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.

8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. This is for convenience more than anything.

9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions.

Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact info: tyronemuhdick@cock.li

Now cyclical because I don't want to make any more of these threads.

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Anti Americanism general

Who else here hates america/being an amerimutt? All of my ancestors where white however they were the genetic excrement of europe. It's shameful and I hate myself for what I am. I hate walmart, mcdonalds, capitalism, niggers, etc. I just hope there's more mass shootings and al quaed attacks to punish this kike country. I also hate all these frat bros who chant "USA USA USA". I'm so depressed, hateful and ashamed I'm nearing the point of self mutilation. I don't even feel like a real white person in a real white country, just mutant spawn. I want to this kiked nation to end, and all of the roasties, libertarians and niggers to burn at the stake for their crimes of consumerism

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>"suicide is so selfish! just think of all the people you'll leave behind!"

How the fuck do people say this with a straight face? Why do normalfags lack any self awareness?

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>woman being gangbanged by multiple men

>guy sticks his penis in her asshole

>he pees in her ass

>he takes out a measuring pitcher and puts it near her ass

>she pushes the pee out her ass and drinks it

>she even then starts to roll around in their piss

How can any sane man in 2018 ever consider marrying a woman when this is the things they are doing? Most women have had a minimum of at least 10 cocks in their lives before they ever settle down with a beta provider. You would have to be the biggest cuck to want to marry a woman.

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Robot feels about yourself

How do you feel about your body and mind robots? Im sure some of your are good/great looking and/or smart but something stops you from being normal. I hate my body even though i think my body looks good but personally i hate it so much. Im also fat and ive tried to fix that many times but me hating my body kills my motivation to do anything about that. Add mental issues and its even harder for me to do anything. I feel like im just wasting the things that ive been given but also i dont like them. Im sure some of you will call me a normalfag but im not one, all i do is play games all day because thats the only thing that interests me, im too scared to talk to other people even online. Im lucky to have couple online friends that sometimes play with me when theyre not busy. At the end i also wanted to ask you, what do you think i should do? I cant be normal but i want to at least look normal because im autistic about my looks so i have to trick myself into liking myself somehow.

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Another brick in The Wall

The great debate : what age do females peak ? Let's end it once and for all. Also, feel free to dump before/after pics, graphs and shit.

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Dilemma

I posted this on wizchan first, because unlike most posters on r9k the users there claim to be virgins and recluses voluntarily. It got deleted for breaking the rules however before anyone could manage to reply unfortunately, so I'm posting it here instead.

So, I'm not sure if I'll get banned for this, but I'll post this anyways.

I have a huge decision to make in my life and I need advice. I know what the normans and my breeder family will say. So I'm here for an opinion from the other side.

I'm just like you, a reclusive virgin, but I don't have to be. I see two faces looking at me 20 years from now. I don't see their facial expression, I think the one on the left is smiling. He looks happy, short well-groomed haircut, stubble, wearing a shirt with some jeans. He is holding a small child in one hand and his other hand is holding the hand of a succubus. They both look generally content. He has a job, apartment, some smaller debt, your usual life worries, responsibilities, but also basic comforts and joys of normalcy and living a completely ordinary existence.

Then on the right stands a man with long tangled hair, messy scruffy beard. He looks at peace, he seems content as well. Calmly onlooking, I'm not sure if he's smirking or just gazing at some point really far away. His eyes seem focused into the distance, don't know on what exactly. He's wearing sandals, sweatpants and a T-shirt. He looks skinny. The wind slightly whiffs by his mane. He is alone, but doesn't seem too bothered by it, as if not only was he used to it, but prefers it to the alternative. Or maybe he cannot imagine an alternative? Either way, he seems tranquil, as if nothing in the world could shake him even despite his rather weak stature. He seems to have found peace in his life, a path he can walk on and not worry too much anymore.

But I'm neither yet, but they are both me. So, I guess my question would be - based on your personal experience being a recluse, which turn do you recommend I should take? Left or right? I'm at a loss, I want to make the right choice, I just don't know which is going to benefit me more in the long run. Is there no correct path, are they both valid? They both have positives and negatives, how should I choose, if there are just too many variables? I'm confused and don't know what to do… Please, if you have any advice or just want to share your thoughts, do so. I could use someone else's input.

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Post some lyrics that you identify with. These hurt.

>Throw my conscience in the trash can.

>Trash man.

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Do you have a fantasy life to just get by

So I became an official wizard today. Somehow I thought she would change this year.

I have always the usual shitty loner life. I live in a shit apartment and work at a liquor store near a uni and see all the happy fuckers buying their pregaming shit.

I have my fantasy normie life

Be 16 again. Work at blockbuster.

Have a close friend to hit the local mall with. Go to EB, shot the shit at the food court.

Have parents that give a mild shit.

Meet a girl in the food court. She lives close by. She is cute. Plays PSN live, I tease Xbox is better.

We go on a road trip over the summer. I just get my license and my dad rents the car for me.

Lose my virginity on a motel with her on the 4th of July. Fireworks seen in the distance. Think life is good as a warm breeze passes by and I feel her next to me and the summer air around me.

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I don't get the appeal of alcohool.

At every normie gathering it's beer beer beer. If I'm ever invited I just get some coffee/tea and a shot of gin, so as not to irk the normans out completely.

I don't get the appeal of alcohol in general. I'm not some repressed bastard that needs alcohol to "liven up". It just makes me sulk more, think slower and sloppier, and experience less. Not to mention you feel like crap the next day. "But hey, everybody else is drinking it! Liven up, get a beer." And why beer? Of all the alcohols to be drunk, they could have at least picked a better one. I never drink beer. It's like a mix between estrogen juice and battery acid. What the fuck is wrong with them, gulping down bottle after bottle of the stuff?

Can anyone of you explain or understand this normalfag mindset? Cause I can't.

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Fetish Thread: Studying Degeneracy

Years of sexual repression is bound to have done something to your sexuality, how far into the abyss are you? Post your fetish or fetishes, and then try and explain the appeal to someone who would have never even thought of the concept.

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Dear Wizchan crossposters:

I have been a Wizardchan regular for 6 years, but I will no longer be posting on your website. Your mods have stalked and harassed me for months, all while cultivating a culture of unrepentant failed-norm bitterness and homosexual/transsexual spamming. You used to have an excellent imageboard, but that imageboard has been murdered. I am posting this here because I will not give your mod clique the satisfaction of adding this to my IP's profile.

Goodbye.

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Autistic Things You Do: Electric Boogaloo

Last one reached the bump limit.

>I like to imagine myself in fantasy scenarios I made up

>I make noises during that time

>Sometimes I do it in public places

>MFW sometimes people hear me

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You ever think about the fact that humanity and sentient life as a whole could just be another evolutionary dead end that goes extinct? Like, what if the ability to comprehend our own sadness and existence was really a bad idea and we end up dying off or returning to the primordial soup of evolution along with the monkeys? There's always this assumption that humans are the pinnacle of evolution, but I'm not so sure. Just because we made the most stuff doesn't mean we will survive. We are the ultimate design so far, save for a weakness that might kill us off. Well, that or our next evolution is AI that replace their parents with a much more intelligent, logical version of human creativity.

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Bullying and fighting thread

Gonna post some stuff in hopes that it will refresh your memory on normalscum behavior. Also, to have general discussion and look into social dominance hierarchy. I think it's very important to understand the mentality of animals that you live around.

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Horror

Is anyone else here a really big fan of horror? I absolutely fucking love the genre and I have fallen in love with Lovecraft's themes, feeling that he was very close to us robots, despite marrying someone. I know that Lovecraft is a very popular writer and sometimes kind of overrated but I think I have a good reason for liking him.

What are your reasons for liking horror? For me, it's the fulfilment of a fantasy I always had, about discovering dark secrets that no one else wants to discover. I had always fantasized about being a man who gained a lot of knowledge, and one of the ideals I had is gaining this knowledge despite the sometimes horrible consequences. The problem is, only Cosmic Horror Stories really allow me to fulfil such fantasies because it's the only kind of stories where such secrets are actually interesting enough to look after, and have consequences harsh enough for me to feel good about ignoring. Although uncovering the mystery of a haunting ghost is often interesting, I often feel very let down by how mundane the problem seems in comparison to something that Lovecraft would have put.

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> ywn have a cute daughter who loves you

does this bother anyone else? Chad will get to experience this, but you won't. The best we can expect is to be a step father to some former Stacy's mulatto children

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Robot Art/Fiction/Poetry/Etc.

A general place for all things you've created that relates in someway to your robot life experiences. I like to write occasionally, and I sometimes want to do a pseudo-LN thing, but I find that I like scenes better than I like full stories. With this one, I was thinking of doing a reverse Isekai situation, but I kind of like the simpler story:

He sighed as he stared into the wall. The familiar etchings of the cobblestone blurred as he once again retreated into his mind. The weight of his armor, once burdensome, became comfortable to him and kept him like a warm blanket. He knew that today was the day, but it seemed like any other day. Maybe it was just because he had been stationed alone, as usual. The others had gotten emotional, mostly angry or stoic, but him? He stayed the same. His mind absorbed with his failures and limitations, his regrets and wonders. It was not until the first ramming that the entirety of his situation sunk in; they were coming to kill him, to kill every single one of them. Did he really want to die? He had every chance to take his life before, why did he not do it then? No, he didn’t want to die. Why then did he become a soldier? He had every chance to be anything else. A soldier is likely to die, so why? No, he probably did want to die. He just wanted to fight it to the end. But, were he a true fighter, he wouldn’t be a guard. He would have been a scout or a linesman. Did he really want to fight? Yes, he was just really, really bad at it. Of all the mistakes, this is what haunted him the most. As he thought over and over his mistakes, his mind and heart turned from these shallow thoughts and fell upon his memories. He recalled his childhood, his family, his mothers hug and fathers pride. The thought of the girl he had loved once, those days ago. The dreams he had held close to his heart, of a wife and farm, of peace and happiness. He knew that he wasn’t going to have those dreams. He steeled his heart as he heard the gate give way, and the troops roll in. The tears rolled down his eyes as he drew his blade and faced the door. He was out of the way, but if any man came upon him, he would stand his ground. The fear overcame him for a moment, as he heard the footsteps approaching. As the door opened, he lunged forward terrified and half-heartedly, but that was as much as he could ever fully give.

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Waifu thread 2 electric boogaloo

Last thread hit bump limit, post your Waifu, talk about her, respect other robros Waifus unless it's 3DPD.

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We Should All Play A Game Together

We should play an RPG game and form a clan then take over the game. We could get loot and sell it for real world money and share it among us. Good idea?

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Have you ever considered taking a vow of silence?

If you can't completely avoid society you can reject certain aspects fundamental to normal function.

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Sociopaths

Who ASPD here? Man, I wish normalfags understood that despite what Netflix shows tell you it's actually a bad thing for the person with the disorder. I've been fired from every job I've had, I have a longer arrest record than resume, I can't buy a firearm, and I've never kept a friend for more than two years. Plus there's not even any therapy or drugs to help you cope.

At least I have no guilt mooching off my parents in my 30s.

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New School Shooting/Mass Shooting thread

Last one is no more so let's start a new one

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China to implement celibacy tax

>proposal to tax all working adults aged under 40 – with the money going to a “reproduction fund” to reward families who have more than one child.

>The proposal comes amid a nationwide campaign to encourage people to have more children – a drastic turnaround after a one-child policy that lasted nearly four decades and only ended three years ago – as Beijing worries about a rapidly ageing society, shrinking workforce and falling birth rate creating a demographic time bomb.

>Couples can now have two children but the birth rate is falling despite the new policy.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-19/desperate-china-unveils-plan-tax-childless-couples-avoid-demographic-time-bomb

At least think no mater how bad it gets I don't live here

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Tell me about Discord

I keep hearing a lot about Discord being terrible, but I'd never used it since I first heard about it in 2016. Can anyone here tell me why I should avoid it? What makes it worse than Skype? Is it worse than Mumble? What sort of people are on it? Are they assholes?

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/r9k/ was right again

NPCs, we now have hard proof.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/pristine-inner-experience/201110/not-everyone-conducts-inner-speech

The redditors are losing their minds, panicking in fear of their inferiority and extermination.

http://archive.li/hlNbu

Only a madman tolerates the normalfags. Only a fool relies on the normalfag. Only the dead have trusted the normalfag, although the last may be deluded into claiming that they yet live.

No civilization survives without enslaving their females, purging their lowborn, and culling their weaklings.

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Do you think it's strange that you exist? You ever take a still of your life, family and situation[s] and wonder how all of this happened.

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suicide?

what prevents you from offing yourself?

for me it's seeing this till the very end and a love for music.

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I think agriculture was the biggest mistake humans have ever made. Agriculture turned human into destructive cancer. If we look back in history we can see that in the Middle East the cradle of civilization where agriculture was practiced on a large scale we now see a wasteland. Seeing as we are abusing the Earth on a scale never seen before we will die because of our selfish action. There will be no deus ex machina to save us.

Agricultural society is the seed that produced our current illness. The inferior humans are allowed to breed creating genetic trash thus causing sufferings on a massive scale. Because humans have subjugated nature and made her our cum dump whore we have created a special kind of hell on earth.

But we can be happy to know that one day the cancerous humans will die because of their unrestrained abuse of Earth. The masses of breeder cancer will die from chemotherapy which is basically a polluted environment that can no longer support them.

Like if you agree.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

>Have a little trash bin next to my desk

>Whenever I masturbate (sorry Varg), that's naturally where my cum tissues go

>This goes on with no issue for years, as you would expect

>Hanging out elsewhere in the house one day, when suddenly there is a noise from my room

>My dog knocked over the bin and tore the tissues to shreds

>She keeps doing it now

>mfw dog habitually eats my semen

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how does a brainlet get smarter ?

I wanted to go to college but I don't think i'm even smart enough for that sort of thing. I try reading books and I cannot seem to summarize them. I've considered suicide so many times because I know my IQ is probably nigger tier. Should I just go with my suicide plan or seek the self improvement meme ? what can I even do if IQ isn't changeable ?

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foreveralone khhv appreciation thread

hidden benefits of being foreveralone

>never having to deal with her drama bullshit

>your money is always yours

>no std scares

>no pregnancy scares

>no heartbreak

>nobody can take half your shit when they get bored of you and cheat

>she'll never let herself go and get fat because she doesn't exist

Feeling comfy today robots?

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After reading that stupid article about Wizchan by the succubus that related this place to 4chan and MGTOW, I was wondering why even bother being here? This chan like every other chan is well known and kinda defeats the purpose. Is there anywhere with a not so well known chan or something?

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Filll The Void Thread

What do you do anons to pass the time ?

I no longer find anime or vidya enjoyable. When I am off work, I mostly spend the time smoking, drinking coffee or tea and listening to piano music while daydreaming about being a music prodigy (I am shit at music and don't play any kind of instruments sadly).

Norms, to fill the time, drink with their friends. But as a robot, I never had any kind of friend and I don't like drinking.

Please, tell me anons, what do you do on your spare time ? You might help me and other anons with new activites to do.

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State-run euthanasia service.

Man that'd be great. Just imagine a friendly staff directing you into a room to end your suffering. You sign some bureaucratic papers and you're shown the exit.

Only in my dreams.

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tradcuckery

Recently I was following this whole Hannah case on /pol/ and what I seen doesn't give me much hope. Granted, we all do make some mistakes but some of them are definitely worse than others and some are simply unforgivable. If we hop on the pity train we may as well start virtue signaling how niggers committing crimes is simply due to the Whitey and his evil ways and Muzzies going full Jihad is nothing more than a cultural misunderstanding. Hannah fucked up big time, but like every whore once her looks start to fade and no Jewish porn company will want her, she will inevitably blame men and claim it wasn't her fault to begin with, just like that whore Sasha Grey did and many others before her. Women never want to face the music and acknowledge there are consequences for doing certain things. Hannah chose to do porn. Just like a junkie has to do the first step to score a first hit, she had to contact those kikes herself. She definitely wasn't a virgin before that. Sex outside of marriage wasn't something new to her. Just like drug dealers are praying on young, weak and stupid, Jews are doing the same with their porn film studios but in the end you have to pull yourself out there to get hooked to begin with. Once a junkie always a junkie. Once a whore always a whore. I guess /pol/ doesn't understand it anymore and is ready to play the role of a captain save-a-hoe.

Tradcuckery is more pervasive and dangerous than any other adversary men of today have to face, because those who push it, try to hook you with honey instead of the typical feminist/PUA vinegar that so many men are already immune to. They won't directly call you a virgin basement dweller loser, like a rainbow-haired cunt or her beta slave would call you. They'll deceive you about the benefits of you slaving away on a traditional family, about how wonderful is to live "the dream" of a 1950's family, and if you could just stop being so angry and found yourself a nice girl who isn't like these other whores. They are praying on men's natural instincts to procreate and provide for their own benefit. Venerable men will fall prey to that empty discourse, of course, which truly is unfortunate. Overall, feminists were never oppressed. Cunts got their rights because Jews and their shabbos goys wanted it. Suffragettes in the UK shamed men and boys as young as 11 for not going to war calling them cowards while championing for the universal suffrage safely back at home. And look at the war brides that married multiple men to get more money from the government by the blood of their husbands. It sickens me deeply that even /pol/ now claims first and second wave of feminism was alright and it's just the thrid one that fucked everything up.

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How does the normalfag dress?

robot seeking advice on what is fashionable. if any robots observed normalfags like animals in their natural habitat, please teach this autist their ways. how do they dress? how does an autist fit in?

>t-shirt

Is this appropriate or is this another manchildism? I am dying to know.

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What is your relationship with the females in your family? Have you ever met an actually respectable woman?

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It's yours.

Standard rules apply. How do you use it?

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They Want Us Dead

Why do Chads and Stacies want us to die? Even if we leave them alone they continue to mock us, bully us and disturb our solitude? Why are they so full of hate? There's no reason they can't just mind their own business. Am I the only one who sees the scorn on their faces? Whenever I go to my wagesalve job the Stacy waitresses always lash out at me even though I'm quiet and cordial and work hard

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School Memories

They can be positive or negative

>Be 5th grade student

>Read Number the Stars in Language Arts

>We have to go through every key term per chapter

>"Nazi"

>"Star of David"

>"Jew"

>Barely grasp what is going on

>Barely pay attention

>Keep in mind, I have no grasp on WWII or Nazi Germany whatsoever.

>One term catches my attention

>"Swastika"

>Teacher shows us an image of the swastika

>卐

>"That looks so interesting" my 11 year old self thought

>"Looks like a galaxy or a wheel of legs walking forever"

>Thought it looked more fun to draw than the Star of David

>Start doodling it in my notebook

>Get bored of the design

>Decide to experiment with different ideas

>Give it curves, extra lines, circles, etc

>Don't show it to the teachers

>Show it to my "friends" in privacy

>Even the Jewish kid thinks it looks cool

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Forced out of neetdom

My neet lifestyle is coming to an end real soon and i don't know what to do,i hate being alive so why should i be a slave it will make it so much worse.I'm so scared,i'm scared to go outside,to see people,interact…It's impossible.My father probably thinks i would change so he forces me.Suicide is not an option for me yet so i can't dodge,please someone help i don't know what to do,how does one deal with this?Anyone ever been through this?

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Gondola Thread

In the wake of a possible failed raid earlier with a couple low quality posts, I think we ought to have a comfy thread to relax. I don't know what happened to the other Gondola thread but I think it was deleted a few days ago.

Post Gondolas of all kinds. I lost many of my gondolas due to autistic related circumstances, so I would appreciate any gondolas you may have.

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Is Vaporwave a normalfag or robot music genre? It somehow turned into a meme but its brief popularity died out quickly as normies stopped listening to Macintosh Plus. I know it went trough tumblr and shit but it's not like they're pushing their ideology into it, personally I fucking hate low-effort slowed down music but there are some artists that make more than that like Saint Pepsi or MAITRO and although I listen a lot to Nightwave Plaza I must say very few "songs" are remarkable. Nonetheless I find Vaporwave art fascinating aside from the retarded modern anime and memeish side. Your thoughts?

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Comfy fantasies

Let's talk about comfy, unrealistic fantasies you had. I often allow myself to indulge either in thoughts about anime romances before sleep or I think of an unrealistic, but incredibly comfy convoluted scenario that I would like to find myself in.

>Antarctica, or some other incredibly cold place

>A blizzard is raging on.

>There is a single bathtub filled with warm water

>It's separated from the outside by a nigh-impossible to destroy material that covers it from above, this material only allows air to go through, and enough of it for the bathtub to always feel as if it's filled with enough oxygen to easily sustain one person or two.

>The water is constantly warm, and the water supply is infinite maybe it's taken from the snow around? Who knows., and the water level can be changed at will.

>You cannot drown yourself as you will get a gasmask that supplies you oxygen and a pair of comfortable goggles if you decide to raise the water level above your head.

>You can reach towards the walls of the bathtub, as they are actually very thick and they will act like compartments in which you will find different things.

>Basic needs are suplied by those compartments, you have a comfortably suitated hole to pee, shit and orgasm into, there is an infinite amount of food inside of the bathtub and at any time you can take out an electronic completely water-proof menu from one of the compartements to get yourself a meal, which will be chosen by you just tapping on one of the options, you will be also able to throw it away by the trash, or the toilet compartment. Drinks including ironically water are accessed the same way.

>Another compartment gives you access to a selection of completely waterproof electronics, starting with a high-end gaming pc probably a laptop or a pc that you are not able to remove from the comparment, you are just given a hanging monitor as well as a mouse, a keyboard and something to put them on due to the size of the bathtub with fast, always accessible internet connection, to different consoles and basically anything else you might want.

>Finally, you can move the bathtub to any place you want, by opening the next compartement, which will make it walk towards targeted location. There are also controls for changing temperature of the water, and adding or/and removing it from the bathtub. You can get from the Arctic to the Hawaii if you really want, and the water temperature will adjust automatically unless you change it manually, there should also be a button to revert to automatic setting to make it healthy and comfortable for you.

>Probably some excercise gear, and automatic medical-care would be put in there as well, accessed, once again, by a selection in an compartement.

>I imagine myself in this bathtub, completely removed from all my problems, sitting in it, with countless ways to entertain myself, but for the current moment chosing none of them, just watching the blizzard outside, and laying there comfortably, in warm water, knowing that I can just play tommorow, slowly drifting towards sleep as I watch the snow pile on the cover above me and fly around in different directions, as the wind throws it all over the place.

Share your own comfy fantasies if you have one, and tell us what do you think of if you want to feel a little bit more comfy.

R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Why are Normalfaggots, especialy their females, so obsessed with taking photographs of everything? Mainly photograps of themselfs?

R: 100 / I: 23 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Hapa kills and dismembers date because she lied about being a virgin

>Gary Chu is believed to have killed Yee-min Huang after the pair met on a dating app – before going on to kill himself.

>Detectives said Chu, 28, is believed to have murdered her in a jealous rage after finding out she was not a virgin.

>Officers also suspect Huang, 27, had been cheating on him at the time of the killing.

>CCTV captures the moment the couple go into his flat where he is believed to have killed and then dismembered her – dumping her body in rubbish bags.

>Chu was an MMA fighter and boxer living in New Taipei City in Taiwan – he killed himself days after the death of Huang.

>He killed himself days after the death of Huang.

>Police found a suicide note with the words “she wronged me” when he was discovered hanged.

>Chu had launched a rant on Facebook before his death as family members searched for missing Huang.

>He claimed he “never once hurt her or restricted her freedom” and said “after we met on Tinder, she lied to me saying she was a virgin”.

>The MMA fighter also claimed she kept coming back to him when he tried to break-up with her.

>Chu said: "I felt deceived and betrayed when I found out she had been lying and also cheating on me with other men.”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/705865/tinder-murder-dismembered-girlfriend-taiwan-gary-chu-yee-min-huang-cctv-bin-bags-cheating

R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

My teeth are turning to shit. Even though I stopped eating sugary foods and drinking energy drinks awhile ago, too little too late. I don't have insurance or money either, so I don't see how I'd get a dentist. How do I distract myself/not care about it? My physical appearance doesn't matter much to me, I just don't want to be in pain/bleed (neither of which have happened yet, though my cavities are fucking gnarly). I just want to be comfy in my room and play video games until I decide it's time to hang myself.

How do I let go? I want it to be as if I've already died, like my physical condition doesn't really matter because I'll be dead at some point anyway. How do I achieve this mindset?

R: 26 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

When your suggestions or help to solve a problem was ignored or dismissed

This thread is for all those robots that wanted to help their family and friends but got completely condescended to and ignored and then after the shit gone bad they came back to us for help.

>dad wants me to "help" around the car

>it just means "i wanna grug and son grug time, ugga bugga"

>he wants to remove a big car indent

>go online on phone to seach up quickly service manual of the car to see if any pdf will come up

<"no need, ugga bugga, I know everything"

<"we just remove this plastic that doesn't need to be removed according to service manual and THEN we remove the outer shell"

>he doesn't give me to do anything but hand him tools and screw things up that are too hard for him

>by service manual it is 5 screws and everything comes apart

>he goes 2 hours back and forth with plastic

>breaks it

<"uhhh, you will need to go buy this"

>show him service manual that I was telling him all along

<"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING"

FUCK YOU, YOU EGO MANIAC PRICK. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CARS BUT KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THEM LIKE YOU ARE KING OF CAR WORLD.

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They are already ruining sexbots.

"Samantha, the famous sex robot from creator Dr. Sergi Santos, has been given a major upgrade. She is now able to refuse sex from her human partner if she’s not in the mood or is feeling disrespected.

The latest upgrades were demonstrated to a panel of “sexperts” at the Life Science Center in Newcastle, England.

The upgrade will allow Samantha to enter “dummy mode”, an unresponsive state, due to a variety of reasons including an overly aggressive partner. She can also enter this mode if she feels bored with her partner’s attentions.

Samantha is meant to be a realistic partner. She has motorized hands, hips, and a motorized face which can whisper endearments to her partner if properly stimulated. In addition to her “sex” mode, she also has modes for “family” and “romantic” as well as settings for an “extra naughty” level.

This new “dummy” mode might offer an opportunity for male users to learn a thing or two about consent and respecting one’s partners, but there remains one glaring difference between Samantha and real-life women: while she possesses the ability to shut down when she’s feeling disrespected, she does not possess the ability to fight back and there are no repercussions for partners who ignore her protests."

http://archive.is/b4NQD

We don't even have sentient AI yet, and they are already ruining it.

R: 22 / I: 5 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Can any of you guys tell me where I can sigh up for the next big /pol/ raid?

https://8ch.net/pol/res/12137532.html

R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Comfortable PC chair

I'm tired of my ass hurting all the time from this shitty $20 Wal-Mart chair. I'm on the PC all day so kind of a big deal to have constant sore ass cheeks. Please link me to a chair that is actually comfortable for a big guy or at the least a seat cushion that actually makes a damn difference.

Image unrelated.

R: 24 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Is 'autism' real? Is the label, diagnostic procedure or psychiatric handling of 'autism' helpful or harmful for advancement of individual autists and autistic people as a whole?

Please don't hold back for worry of a long-winded reply if it helps.

R: 168 / I: 30 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

YouTube recommendations for robots?

I enjoy Mister Metokur and his alts, Sam Hyde and MDE, and other smaller channels like Black Pill Presentations and a few MGTOW ones. HistoryTruths is a good one for National Socialists as well. I also watch some normie-tier garbage like Let's Read, and a few creepypasta channels like Night Mind because they help me sleep or when I'm not listening to music. I like the live lo-fi hip-hop and vaporwave channels too. However, I am getting bored with these. I've found Oldtaku TV which is non-shit anime from the 90s with teddies and 2edgy4u content.

So what are some not too normie tier channels to watch? Or some good funny or horror ones that aren't left-leaning SJWs or Jew lovers?

R: 264 / I: 65 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Anti-Robot sentiment on /pol/ getting out of hand !

Look folks, I know most aren't interested in politics, and neither am I these days, but you have to see the pig slop that's being distributed on /pol/ right now:

>>>/pol/11575717

>Now that the (((alt-right))) Nation Bolshevism and their terrorist satanic sub-group (((Siege))) has been called out the majority of (((Alt-Right))) group shilling has been concentrated back to its original origins: sexuality.

>Look at cuckchan, it's flooding with white women hate.

>Why? Because that's the baseline strategy to isolate white males as incels, basement dwellers, anime-bot fuckers and divide the polarity of the group from females. Remember how all of this started, with (((gamer-gate)))?

Yes, they consider Gamer Gate a Jewish invention now.

>This is not a war of bullets or terrorism, not a war of religions, not a war for land, this is a WOMB WAR.

>WW3 = WOMB WAR.

>Also known as a slow burn.

>Anyone who allows this to happen is at fault for the destruction of Western Civilization and Russian civilization.

Meaning anyone who doesn't worship the vagina and doesn't man up and marry that slut!™

>100% of D&C will flood into sexuality. This is our weak point and the (((Deep State))) knows this. You can see it on /pol/ right now. There is no community, no race, no loyalty without women and dating. Churches would be fag cults if women weren't allowed to worship God.

Yes, according to the OP, there is "no community, no race, no loyalty" without treacherous roasties who are also well-known for cheating and lying about paternity. I can't believe the audacity.

Here's some highlights from their list of Jewish shill 'movements'/fracture points that are all obviously anti-White and are the work of the NazBol (((Alt-Right))) illuminati boogeymen, and anyone associating or agrees even partially with these things is obviously an enemy of the Aryan race:

>Examples of 100% Deep State funds for 2018-2020:

>A. Asian girls (Spencer and Andrew Anglen)

>C. MGTOW (white women hate threads)

"OY VEY, GET BACK IN THE PLANTATION AND MARRY THAT SLUT, GOY!"

>D. "rape white women go back to kitchen, give pedos free porn to stop rape".

>F. VR sex (coming in the next few years)

>H. Masculine sadness (rage posting)

"Don't vent your frustration, goy!"

>L. Esoteric sexuality (wizard energy, no fap)

Wizard powers at 30 is a Jewish myth, goy. Just lose your virginity already!

>M. e-cleb female thots to HATE

>N. Women are destroying society not Jews

You know this one already. "It's never the woman's fault"

>O. tfwnogf threads

>P. Look at what A-lister Aryan Goddess was pictured with a nigger.

>R. Trad-life

>X. Anime Lolis

You KNEW that was going to be here.

>Z. What happened to us /pol/? And don't just say it's the Jews.

I had to undo a thousand typos and wordfilters for this to even come close to legibility, but as you can clearly see, /pol/'s Tradcuckery has gotten completely out of hand. The replies to this thread are carcinogenic too.

TL;DR:

/pol/ has become rabidly anti-bachelor/Robot/Wizard/virgin-male-in-general, all because of their radical Right-Wing Feminist vagina worship. This may not seem important, but this is a serious betrayal from one of the few options a disillusioned single male had left on the table. /pol/ used to be for the radical antisocial types - now it's just Tradcucked to death, all because of

>MUH WHITE PRINCESSES CAN DO NO WRONG

R: 109 / I: 24 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Show me the true face of normies.

>During one exchange, the teen told Zamora he wanted to have sex with her again, court records show.

>“I know baby!” Zamora responded. “I want you every day with no time limit.”

>In another message, according to court records, Zamora said: “If I could quit my job and (have sex with) you all day long, I would.”

R: 188 / I: 70 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

/anime/ dread

I was just wondering what are your guys' favorites.

I like a lot of high-school romance bullshit. Say I Love You, The Garden of Words, Your Name, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, A Silent Voice and cheezy shit like that.

Whats your fav?

R: 29 / I: 4 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

What is "normal"?

Asking non-ironically. What would you define as "normalfaggotry"? We've had plenty of "what is a 'robot'?" threads but let's answer the question these groids keep asking.

R: 82 / I: 8 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Homeless Thread

It's bound to happen to some of us at one point or another.

Discuss homelessness and related topics such as van-dwelling, your current housing crisis, and vagabonding.

R: 41 / I: 5 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Cicumscision and us

Tonight I just realized why it fceels so good to rub the right side of by penis: the quack doctor didn't give me a full circumscision. My right side is much more vibrant and textured. The orgasm felt the same no matter which side but still. I actually enjoy jerking with a certain grip. Any non cut anons confirm? Any robots want to discuss bring denied your birthright?

R: 37 / I: 5 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Have you ever been bullied, anon? I think I had to cope with bullying since I was able to walk. I was bullied by a gang of girls in middle school and when I reacted I had to take a trip to the hospital. I don't remember elementary school much but I was still bullied in my first HS year. And then there's my dad who has been calling me worthless failure, dumb and all that stuff since I went to kindergarten and almost went as far as calling me an abortion. What about you?

R: 45 / I: 6 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What do people even do outside? everytime I go out I just eat at mcdonald's or other fast food. I mainly stay at home but I'm getting bored

R: 206 / I: 114 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

/r9k/ WEBM

25 was the age when I realized how fucked up my life is and that I cannot hide in my room forever. God I wish I was 15 again. No worries in life other than coming home from school and wasting time on internet and anime while I actually enjoyed it.

Once you are out of school your life is over because you have no excuse anymore for not working. You can try to prolong this for another 4 years with college but it is expensive and not every family can afford to send you to college.

Anhedonia kicks in when you reach this conclusion for the first time in your life. The conclusion that your lifestyle is not sustainable in the long term and eventually it will get very uncomfortable. It was also around age 25 when I experienced it the first time. Ever since it was very hard for me to get excited for doing anything other than sleeping, eating or zombiebrowsing the internet.

>35+ is when it gets ugly

yeah I agree but what are you supposed to do for 10 years if you are unemployed and your family hates you. No need to artificially stretch it out, better to face the reaper openly and settle the score once and for all.

R: 211 / I: 125 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>Grandpa found the poop pillowcase

R: 152 / I: 23 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Music by Robots for Robots

Music thread. Do robots dream of electric sheep?

R: 96 / I: 14 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

angry music

what music do you listen to while angry? Music that gives the sensation of screaming your head off or punching through a wall.

R: 25 / I: 9 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Philosophy General

What Philosophers are you into bots?

I really Sartre and Schopenhauer and existentialism in general.

R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Hi all, I might move to North Dakota for school and was wondering if anyone else lives there. I grew up with a bunch of elitists in one of the big cities and they would always talk shit about flyover country and how there is little diversity, etc. It seems like a great place to live stress free. All you have to do is make sure to stay warm. The market rate rents are a fourth of where I grew up and I'm ok with eating at the usual american fast food restaurants. The economy seems like its a lot better, and if you wanted to not work and become a NEET you could. Why don't more people live there?

R: 213 / I: 67 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

sexual liberation was a mistake

Women have been asked to rate the attractiveness of randomized men and 80% of the men are considered below average in looks and women only go for the top 20% of men when looking for a mate to have sex but will ultimately end up with a poor and desperate beta provider when her looks starts to deteriorate and she can no longer keep up pulling chads and ride their thunder cocks countless nights or she will end up being a crazy old cat lonely lady who will die alone because no man with any self-respect would want to be in a meaningful relationship with a disgusting used up old hag!

The 80% of men would either have to pair up with all these old used up hags or get a docile ugly female gook if they don't want to spend eternity alone, is a miserable and an unfeeling life no mater what they choose either way. The 20% of men however

obviously don't need to worry about getting hot pussy because they can just snap their fingers and get whatever women they want, but the 20% of chads are as unhappy as the 80% of men because they never have and never will call a partner officially their own and one true love, every single western woman has been used up and abused by other men one way or another, making the chads and Staceys having a sorrowful mid life.

Before sexual liberation there was true love, happiness and a nuclear family with divorce papers, single mothers, sleeping around with as many people as you like and general degeneracy being taboo, before sexual liberation you had a true sense of love and ownership of your wife/husband and your children, the word affection and love has completely lost it's true interpretation.

To summarise sexual liberation has made people more miserable than ever before….

R: 121 / I: 33 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Things You Keep in Your Coat

What kinds of things do you keep in your coat? Me:

>Folded-up paper

>Black pen

>Red pen

>Pencil

>Eraser

>Phone

>Headphones

>Two kinds of gum

>Keys

>Binoculars

>Cash

>10 10-sided die

>Knife (I leave this one out if I'm going somewhere that's not permitted)

>Bear spray (Same as above)

R: 17 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

You're not that bad.

>people like this are the ones trying to bring you down

When you realize you're not nearly as much of a /cow/ as the people who spill their spaghetti online and strip their identity, then you're fine, just a little sad is all.

R: 23 / I: 3 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Issues with memory/general cognition

Do any of you have memory problems? It seems like My memory is progressively getting worse and worse. To give you an example of what I'm talking about, try and remember what you had for lunch 17 days ago. What was the exact time you ate it? It's pretty reasonable to assume you "just don't remember" and even if you did it's probably very foggy at best. That's how pretty much all my memories feel. Just completely lost and inaccessible. Even major life events, happy or traumatic, are just gone. At best I can give verbal descriptions of my most important life events, and I have a very hard time visualizing them mentally. The mundane day to day shit is just completely lost. I also have a very hard time organizing my memories into chronological order, or even remembering WHEN they happened.

The only people that know are my immediate family, and they're pretty worried.

My ability to think and just generally function is going downhill too. Sometimes it feels like I have a vise grip on my mind, and I can't think. I basically act confused or retarded or something. Its so bad that I can't even remember the names and faces of extended family, and it's really embarrassing whenever I interact with them. It's heavily distorting my perception of time. Things often seem surreal or dreamlike. What do I do? How do I deal with this? Having "good days" makes it so much more frustrating.

R: 41 / I: 29 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Robot Library

I know there's already a /lit/ thread going on but I wanted to make this thread to find out which fiction works would appeal to robots as a whole. Here's my list, feel free to add anything to it:

1984

The Book of The New Sun (Severian, possibly?)

The Catcher in The Rye

Death on Credit

Fahrenheit 451

Ham on Rye

Hunger (Knut Hamsun)

Jude The Obscure (haven't read but seems depressing as fuck)

Journey To The End of The Night

Villette (female protagonist but nevertheless kinda fits with isolation themes)

The Wasp Factory

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Terry Davis has died

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17912618

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17889547

FFFF

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FFF

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He's finally escaped the CIA niggers for good.

R: 105 / I: 39 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Rejection thread

Have any of you ever tried to get a gf and got rejected? Any stories about the rejection? Was this what redpilled you about women?

R: 158 / I: 46 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Childhood stories that made you realize you weren't cut out for the normal life? I'll share first.

>Be me

>Be in Kindergarten, five years old

>First day of class, meet some kids but don't really like any of them except the downie because he's funny

>Bored out of my mind

>Try to blend in with the other Kindergarteners and just imitate them or act like I think they would

>Towards the end of class, the teacher has us all seated

>"Alright everyone, class is finished for the day."

>I jump up from my seat, pull my shirt up, and start slapping my stomach and whooping real loud

>Literally everyone in the room is staring at my with disgust and confusion

>"s-sorry…." I mutter before slinking back into my chair

>nobody other than the downie talks to me for weeks following this

also

>be 13 yo me

>At neighbors house with 11yo sis

>We are all running around and whatnot

>I crush a snail and everyone is grossed out by it

>I suggest that whoever loses a footrace has to roll over on it

>Most of them agree

>There were about six of us and the lawn only had room for three so they blocked me from passing and I lost

>They tell me I have to roll on the snail guts and I refuse like a bitch

not like they would have done it either, they were also all bitches

>They all start pelting me with basketballs and footballs and shit

>feelsbadman.jpg

>For whatever reason I don't just leave, I take the hits and refuse to go

>My sister yells at them and hugs me and then walks me home

>feel like a total bitch for the whole thing

Got loads more of retarded crap but these are the two I feel the most embarrassed about despite how long ago they were.

R: 22 / I: 8 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

friendships

Anon, have you ever had a friendship that made you confused about your feelings?

I mean it more as in abstract love, not like family but not at all sexual either

I got my first friend and as we get closer I start to wonder if all people feel like this with close friends, were you ever so close to someone you actually felt love in a non-sexual, straight way?

I wonder if it's just me, if this is what happens when someone actually likes you

Pic's context very unrelated

R: 14 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Brothurs, i need help. I need artillery.

>live in apartment complex

>cunt lives two doors near me

>throws cigarrete butts at my door

>100% it's this faggit. Only smoking piece of shit in this hall.

I need a scheme to get back at this specimen.

Wtf do i do. Had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered the person. Help me keep the neetlife alive. The neetlife is under attack.

R: 12 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

My language hasn't improved in the slightest since I was 16. English isn't my main language, nonetheless I use it more than my mother tongue by reading and watching tv shows. By and by I'm noticing the difference between I and everyone else, I couldn't articulate complex sentences even if I tried my best and went through dozens of dictionaries. English as a second language isn't an excuse at all. I might be an undiagnosed retard or just awfully inarticulate and seclusion doesn't justify it either, this board sort of proves it. Maybe I should just quit deluding myself or consider suicide. How can one get through life if he isn't even able to exercise such a basic function as communication?

R: 453 / I: 120 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Normalfag Things

Especially if they are trashy/stupid/ugly

>Love coffee (Especially (((Starbucks))))

>Insist they need coffee to wake up in the morning (No coffee no talkee XD)

>Insist they/their friend is a badass (You better not mess with me/her or I/she will fuck you up!)

>Wear yoga pants while not doing yoga

>Wear revealing clothing (Spaghetti straps/yoga pants/crop tops/etc.)

>Wear shitty trendy clothing that doesn't even look good (Piercings, especially tongue, navel, ear, and septum ones, tattoos, makeup, fake eyebrows/eyelashes drawn/put on top of plucked out ones, dyed hair, shaved hair/grown-out beard combination, etc.)

>Lack of desire for privacy (Yet insist they need their rights and "freedom" only to demonstrate their own power and feel like they have it)

>Speak vulgarly

>If they see something/someone attractive but not in a sexual way they sexualize it (Wow, I'd fuck him! (to a well-dressed person whose clothing has no intent of sexual appeal))

>Shitty ironic humor (Especially traps and being a faggot)

>Resort to faulty given values without really knowing why they have them as values ("Respect for other people", "love", religion, family, etc.)

>Go to college

>Insist they will loooove college but suffer once they get there, spending most of their time partying/whoring around/etc.)

>Girls talking about their hypothetical dicks

>Speaking like niggers

>Listening to nigger music

>Be loud, scream and shout whenever they do anything, including "enjoying themselves" and getting angry

>Tell you that they're "sorry you didn't have a childhood" if you tell them to quiet down (Lack of empathy, once more)

>Be self-centered

>Do things just to spite others/Feeding off of other people's agony

>Complain and whine over small things (temperature is cool or it isn't sunny outside)

>Hate cold weather

>Hate it when it isn't sunny outside

>Netflix

>Stupid, shitty memes that die within a few weeks

>Date (They don't warm up to one person they have interest in and go for them, but rather "try" lots of different people to see who they like most, like choosing clothes from a store because after all, they view such a matter so materially, as always with all things)

>Divorce

>Shout at and get into fights with supposedly the people they care most about (Their lovers)

>Keep orbiters, thrive off of their attention

>Treat animals like humans

>Think animals have as deep personalities and cognitive potentials as humans, thinking they're equal to humans

>Watch good goy movies and shows

>Watch and love Disney

>Read (if they ever) retarded fiction books of no value, which are not even well-known/canonical so it's not like they're finding out what the conversation is about, like they've read any required reading, even if it isn't good

>Are fascinated by people deep into a subject because they can't ever adhere to something to get really into it

<"You do good at school, so you're smart!"

>Eat shitty, unhealthy food (Usually snacks by (((big companies))), also include fast food (Especially McDonald's), energy drinks, and anything that tastes good)

>Play a lot of shitty video games and insist they are just doing what they love, despite being clearly depressed, and that you "should just leave them alone!"

>Believe that people deserve things (Fail to see potential in people and rather judge them by how they presently act, and even then in a faulty way)

>Have a couple of friends and say that they have no friends

>Practice tribalism

>Do wild and cruel pranks

>Whore around

>Get depression from shitty lifestyle choices

>Don't value other people for their individual selves, but rather for what purpose and need they fulfill for them (Lover/friends, so that they don't feel lonely)

>Explain the reasons they do things "just because"

>Are into expensive, luxurious things and don't know/care about saving (Lots of video games, subscriptions (Netflix, Spotify, Loot Crate, Pandora, etc.), don't care about finding better deals, always want more, are never content with even the luxuries they have, cars, whatever is trendy, whatever maintains and improves their social status)

>Live and continue to be in poverty from their lifestyles, have children and put them into poverty as well

R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Mechanical (or trade) help and advice

Hey guys, I'll make thos brief:

I did the military thing, trades, went to tech school, and now for years have been working as a mechanic in all sorts of different formats.

I just wanted to swing in and see if I could help with any repair questions, advice, or offer any career guidance to people who want to start out in this sort of lifestyle.

There is ball busting in trade/technical work, but you'll get better at that too if you don't stress yourself out about it. I still tend to have moments of autistic rage, but that comes with the territory.

This thread is all I can offer as thanks for all the comfy feels, laughs and indirect emotional support I've experienced here over the course of 2 years or so. And may it also act as a thank you to the robot who turned me on to the band "Electric Wizard", my bay has been filled with that gloomy racket ever since.

R: 38 / I: 7 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

rampant breeding shit

Will people fucking shut up with their nigger tier obsession with breeding?

Is this the only thing they aspire for? The world has a long list of characters that are constantly recognized for their great efforts in history, science, art (both fictional and expressive), and how they managed their territories with economic, militar or populational management.

And the only thing this nigger hellhole sees is breeding? Nothing fucking else? There's tons of shit happening at the world right now where people could go out and leave a mark in history. You have the freedom to publish a fictional novel in which you may and can encourage people to follow your thoughts. You can even manage to go out big star skyking like or do an even bigger impact on the planet by destroying a place filled with people you don't like, niggers, spics, etc.

Why is the only thing that people see here is just breeding. They can't just do something else, they constantly have to hammer it down that the only purpose you exist is for breeding, and it's everywhere.

Breed with fucking what? The used up filth that once it reaches uni after leaving hs has like 20 dicks around her and had already 10 in? Breeding with a high school girl, that will lead you to a court because their parents think you're being pedophilic. Breed with the same trash that has destroyed the very own place in which you live, only to put out something that will keep on the fucking nightmare that the world has turn up to?

Maybe it's because I live in a fucking nightmare where people are just so, so, so accustomed to the brimming fire the world has come to, even so that television is constantly promoting shit that SHOULDN'T BE EXISTING AT ALL. But it all turns down so much, I can't believe it, I barely have the mental health to go throught this wretched world, yet I have a fucking nigger that comes to me and says "Tradition is inherited by breeding".

Maybe he's right, if you see animals behaving in the forests you can understand that. But we don't live in the forest, and it's all burning too hard and too strong. And at least in my case, there is no thing to fall back on, family is already going down the shit due to how much I end up screaming at them, they're thinking of sending me to a mental asylum and calling 911

Pics related to where I live, pic related is what happens when you let your healthcare be public, that breeding is futile since beaners will just shit out non stop 7 niglets a day, and the dead shit that they just keep throwing down where I live. And that pic is from two years ago, it wasn't until the beggining of the last year that it just kept getting worse and worse, or I just started to notice it all up and it became excruciatingly painful

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Tell me more about how and when The Internet went to shit. Since when did they start taking down youtube channels and censoring public opinion? Was it a post trump reaction or did it plant its roots even before the elections?

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Anime is the new cool kid thing.

Normalfags found a new thing to destroy even if they don't destroy anime itself, they're gonna destroy everything related to it like anime conventions (already shit filled with normalfags), memes and communities. Not like this wasn't obvious couple years back, when big youtubers started to mention it or when jews started to milk the cattle with hollywood adaptations and paid streaming sites. This is the cycle that keeps repeating itself. Video games, memes, "nerd" culture, internet and now anime.

Do you know what's next? The chan culture. Just look how much attention cuckchan got. Same thing happened in russian internet part. There's no escape.

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Observations

Who else writes down things they've observed throughout their day? I usually keep a folded-up sheet of paper and a pen to write them down as they come to me, and then I dump them into a document I keep once I have the opportunity. Some examples:

>Awkward responses are the results of instincts to flee which are stifled, where there is rather a forced compulsion to stay.

>Normies break down complex and intricate notions into ugly bastardizations of the things they were supposed to represent. They oversimplify things to a point where an entirely new idea is created, and that is what they believe to be of those things which were first presented to them. It's all they can fathom, after all.

>People will accept many things for a grade, a learned reward. They will gladly receive and accept praise or good marks for their changing of mind about a topic, even if they would have otherwise disagreed with that.

>To call someone foolish and not correct them is foolish itself.

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Search engines

What do you guys use to find stuff online without (((them))) watching? Every time I use google I worry that I'm going to end up getting raided by the FBI or something.

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Scary shit that happened to you

Anyone have things that occur in their life that they would describe as not normal? Here's on that happened to me a few hours ago

>be me

>be watching scary shut online

>in the middle of the video I hear knocking, then laughing

>get a little freaked out

>realize that since I'm watching something scary, that its provably the video

>reassure myself and then rewind the video a few seconds to verify

>its not there anymore

<exact same thing happens again a few minutes later

<haven't heard anything since

If I don't make it then i just want to say that I love all of you. Even the picklerick poster.

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Does it matter if other humans are sentient? Why does it feel so unsettling to think of other humans as not being sentient?

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Older Brother

As a kid I was sheltered because we were religous and I would constantly see my family say bad things about my brother. They would always make passive agressive comments and say how he should find a gf. I never understood why he watched anime(he introduced me to it), played videogames consisantly and followed super heroes so religiously. My mom would tell me not to hang out with him because he's so weird. Now that I'm older I completely understand but now he thinks I hate him. I feel so fucking bad because they constantly said things about him and made me believe that he was a weird and antisocial person. They basically say I act like him now and he won't even talk to me about anything meaningful. I want to apologize but it might be too late for that.

My sister would constantly condition me saying "you don't want to be like him" because he had serious anxiety. When I started having anxiety also they started saying that I started exhibiting the same habits that he does. I started to watch anime,play Vidya and lost interest in the real world once I turned 15. He's 33 and I'm 19 now. Fuck lads I totally ruined it with my bro

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Why do many of the signs for fuel have the gas price colored red and the diesel price colored green? Red means stop and green means go, so should we stop buying gas and encourage truckers to buy more diesel? I only noticed this after moving from one city to the suburbs of another city.

R: 101 / I: 13 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

pet companionship

What do you feel about pets? I'm stay-at-home NEET so I can't experience this, but I imagine having a car or dog who relies on you, loves you and stays with you is a big source of self-worth.

Tell me about your pets.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

looking for a suicide cap

hey friends… I'm looking for a compilation of posts about a robot who committed suicide, last year I think, by gassing himself in his room. There were news reports and I think an obituary supporting his initial post about having enough. I think it was in Scandinavia. Feel free to post other images of anons who made good on their threat to an hero in this thread

not trying to condone his behavior but I liked all the anons supporting his decision. thanks!

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>be home alone with mom

>go to sleep at 1 am, still awake at 3 am

>dogs bark, this happens alot but this time it was a bit longer

>paranoia kicks in

>hear creaking noises downstairs, this could just be the house itself as the wood is setlling, that happens but i'm not buying it

>have knife and flashlight ready at my side

>decide not to clear the house and go to sleep

>next day

>mom comes in and asks me if got something from a plastic bag

>say no and ask what she means

>she says alright and doesn't explain it

>go downstairs

>she found a plastic bag cut open with scissors, in the food tray

>ask her if it wasn't there already

>she cleaned it up yesterday

I'm 90% sure there was a stranger in my house

If he shows up this night he won't get away

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Autistic Memories

>Would regularly visit Five Guy's

>Would place my order, get my receipt, and go into the bathroom to wash my hands, face, etc.

>Do this every time I go there

>One time I get out of the bathroom and an old lady gives me a weird look

>Realize then exactly what was the problem, although I never thought of it before

>Look behind and see that I was using the woman's restroom the entire time

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artificial vagina

what do you think about fucking artificial vaginas?

do you own or plan to own such product?

what is your opinion, is it worth much?

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Wisdom screencaps

Post 'em if you got 'em. Could be any /r9k/ related stuff, even if not from here, concerning women, life, and society at large.

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artificial inteligence/singularity general

hello this thread is made specifically to talk about artificial intelligence and how it will affect human life is any possible way

the development of ai is increasing at an exponential rate and is very close to reaching a point in time where

just recently a thread that made 35 posts in 7 hours got randomly deleted, so i decided to make a thread talking SPECIFICALLY about ai

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lXUQ-DdSDoE

soon we will have ai waifus whom are able to replace females in their entirety, which would render females obsolete. infact females instinctively know the only thing they have of value is their looks and their humps and the hole between their legs. when another species threatens them altogether, as ai dating robots are now, they start protesting and losing their mind, and spouting all sorts of nonsensical argument in order to make the availability of sex robots scarce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVBjfHzdI4

this is the one particular video that so perfectly exemplifies the roasties fear and loathing towards ai dating robots. listen to it in its entirely if you care to. you can just HEAR the salt and her losing her mind when talking about sex robots. the raw amount of delusion and logical holes in her argument is impressive

feel free to express any idea you have about ai, i think its going to be the single biggest event in the history of the human race, and i find it surprising that there arent any threads on the subject. i believe it will reach a omnipotent omnipresent level, comparable to a God

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Long term plans as a NEET.

Unfortunatly, I happen not to be a carefree guy. Even though I know for sure I can keep this lifestyle for a few more years, I can't help worry about the future, and it stresses me out.

Expect for some excepcional cases, most of us have our days counted, at some point we'll be forced to get out of our confortable rooms.

Share with us what you think you're going to do when that day comes.

To get the thread going, ask yourself some of these questions:

Where do you see yourself in 3 years?

Where do you see yourself when you're reaching your 30?

Would you be able to survive if your parents were to die today?

How would you handle getting a job and working?

I personally see myself in the same spot in 3 years since I'm relatively young (22). But when I get even older and have no option but to become a slave, I believe I can handle a job interview, but I don't know if I can manage to get a decent job given that i'd have no expierence, and even if I did, I'm afraid I might end up comitting an hero if I have to sacrifice almost all my freedom just be able to eat.

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>current year Internet(s) has/have no place with traffic that has any reasonable amount of freedom of speech

>can't bitch about how life is utter shit with honesty without getting banned or just outright ignored

>open minded pessimism is now illegal

It's not even new if you think it is. Recently as the last twelve months it's gotten far worse all over. Every single year it gets worse and nothing ever gets better in any way. It's not much to ask to have a place to vent and get feedback, but there is no such place anymore.

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Wasn't there a dude 2 days ago who posted his shotgun and pepe with a madden shirt alluring to a potential happening? SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING SCREENCAP.

SHOOTING HAPPENNING AT MADDEN TOURNAMENT

NOT A DRILL

HAPPENING VIDEO:

https://livestreamfails.com/post/27783

https://twitter.com/YoungDrini/status/1033770324318461952 (embed)

https://twitter.com/YoungDrini/status/1033771347036590081 (embed)

4 dead 10 injured

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18-19 y/o thread

Thread for younger bots who got here too late for the wild west era of the internet. Are there any other ones on here or is it just me?

I wish I could relate when people on here talk about irc and old 4chan. I always feel like a little kid on here, with the big boys all reminiscing about all these things I never experienced.

R: 50 / I: 16 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

How do you deal with the fact that your younger relatives and those you love will grow older and turn into whores and scum?

I don't know if I can handle this. Do I just disconnect now from my family so I don't have a connection to them when they grow up?

R: 11 / I: 1 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

First and final warning. HEED if you live in NYS.

Robots, this is a warning for those who wish to continue living, not those who wish for an end to their existence. During late 2020 (I cannot specify the exact date or month) an event will occur around geographic coordinates 42.905774, -78.844593 which will devastate the vicinity. If you want to live past 2020, do not be within a 1 mile radius of the coordinates during the timespan specified. For those suicidal, stay in the vicinity until New Years Eve 2020 the event will end your life very quickly.

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Identifying with villains

I feel uncomfortable that when I read books and watch TV, movies, and anime I tend to identify with villains or characters that are supposed to be unlikeable assholes. I don't really think this is entirely a product of my social isolation because I found things to be generally the same way even growing up when I had friends. This is especially unsettling to me because the protagonists of these media are basically geared to be inspirational or at least relatable to young boys growing up. But for some reason even as a kid I found myself rooting for villians ranging from more humanized ones wit like magneto, long john silver, and char aznable to relatively indefensible assholes like Gaston or Hannibal lecter. Even now that i've grown up and have rationalized what these characters do and what motivates them is wrong I still find myself frequently rooting for evil/dick-ish characters like Bakugo in BNHA or the white walkers in game of thrones.

Does anyone have any insight on where this stems from? Do any other anons feel the same way or have felt the same way in the past.

R: 30 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Elliot Rodger truthers

How come there's a sizable group of people that think his massacre was a hoax? There's like 8 trillion pictures of him, he has a well documented internet presence, he wrote a fucking 107,000 word manifesto, and people still think he wasn't real? Like, I can kind of understand why people would think Sandy Hook was a hoax, but Elliot Rodger? Why would they think he's not real?

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

If normalfags are a hivemind with wretched standards that don't allow outcasts in and this board is also a hivemind with its own laws and standards that don't allow people who share the same traits in, does this make us the normalfags within our own community?

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I’m diagnosed Bipolar I, GAD, and PTSD and I forgot to take my meds this week. This is the madness that followed:

Monday

>normal day until noon, start feeling a little weird and sick

>rogue wave of depression out of nowhere

>go down the rabbit hole, think about my life and decide the best solution is to die

>pull a 180, line of thinking is dumb as shit so I try to stop myself

>take a shower

>sob maniacally

>lol where is this coming from??

>it’s been a while since I’ve experienced depression, these are meds I’ve been taking for 6-8 months so maybe it’s time for a breakdown

>disregard dumb thoughts, move on

Tuesday:

>guts are gurgling and nasty mudbutt wakes me up

>feel really strange, disconnected, but not overly so

>more talkative than usual and a bit easier to agitate

>disregard move on

Wednesday:

>sleep was not easy, it was sweaty and filled with strange dreams

>mudbutt has evolved into ass Krakatoa

>my eyes feel H U G E

>go on a terror spree on forums across the internet

>get banned from some places, get pissed and shitty with mods

>lose interest

>now I’m feeling like I’ve dived face first into a huge pile of coke and adderall

>decide it’s time to make spicy meatballs in marinara

>summon an Uber, motor mouth the dude to the point he won’t respond to me

>tell him he’s a good guy and deserves the best

>spend a shit load buying fancy sauce materials and meats

>proceed home in another Uber to whom I show my plunder and describe my plans

>it’s the same dude I don’t realize it, spaz when I do and call him Mr. Nice Guy

>give exorbitant tip

>begin my sauce concoction

>fails miserably, scorches

>decide killing self is the only solution

>remembers that killing self will leave my dog alone

>sobs maniacally

>promise him I’ll never leave

Thursday:

>have not slept, shaking badly, sweating profusely and rapid speech

>family becomes concerned and asks if I’ve taken anything unusual

>accuse them of accusing me of taking hard drugs

>accuse them of hating my existence and failure sauce

>quite literally yell talk the entire day and assume all comments are personal attacks

>my family tells me it’s okay and to start thinking about what I’m doing

>start realizing something is seriously wrong

>Anon do you remember the last time you took your meds??

>…………no

Today:

Took all my meds this morning and now thinking back on what the actual fuck happened earlier this week. Anyone else deal with being a crazy fuck? It’s an adventure.

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Just checked my image meme folders. I have 8.5GB, 14.2K images.

Why am I even collecting those? I use just a very small fraction to post, rarely go back to browse old ones and I am not even using my /s/ folder for research..

It has become a stamps collection. What is the point..

By the way, saved one by one too since 2007. Very selective and eclectic. No bulk downloads.

R: 77 / I: 25 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Plane hijacking

Did you all see the news about the guy who hijacked the plane from seatec and flew it around until crashing and dying? Why do you think he did it? Terrible job+cheating wife or something is my bet.

https://youtu.be/CyvF9sLTgvY

R: 51 / I: 13 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

A shift in consciousness

I hate to sound like I'm trying to sound esoteric, or solipsistic, but does anybody else think any sort of major shift happened between the years 2008-2011? I started to feel like everything had become garbage, and this built gradually up until 2011 when I had a pretty bad breakdown. I can't put my finger on what it is, but I know it's not only me because I've heard other people on the internet mention vaguely similar ideas in relation to those years. The change seems to be something greater; almost psychic in nature, as if something is draining the good out of everything. The more time that passes things seem to be getting more and more diluted, and it's just really strange that I can't put my finger on it. Share your thoughts with me, bots.

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Stopping faggotry

With the recent reiko shit,the leftypol BO being a tranny, and the decline of wizchan, I've been doing a lot of thinking about homosexuality and trannyism. This is a serious issue that targets vulnerable people and ruins their lives permanently. It's also a multi-partisan issue with broad support from many of 8chan's communities and boards.

It's obvious that there is a coordinated, systematic effort by outside forces to take OUR corner of the internet and pozz it into normalfaggot (and actual) hell. We are under attack from external forces trying to disrupt our small corner of the internet by shilling and propaganda, so I ask you, fellow robots, to organize and fight back. If that reiko tranny can organize a discord server to shill that junk, why can't we make a board or even an IRC or discord server of our own to act as a counter-force against this faggotry?

Let's discuss.

R: 35 / I: 9 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Is it time to kill myself?

I'm struggling to find any reason to keep bothering. I see futility everywhere I look.

Literally, the only thing I take an interest in is science/math. I even recently became an honour student but I can't generate any desire to try any more. It seems futile to make money and I don't want to contribute to this society. I think everyone has beliefs that are fundamentally wrong. People despise me for only believing what I think to be true. Everything I liked wrong and everything I dislike is good.

Escaping even higher level politics, it's all so illogical. Most people can't even acknowledge the subjectivity of morality and even when they do they just assert that there has to exist some morality, as if every problem has a solution.

It's not like one can even talk about this stuff to anyone. Psychologists offer no help. There's nowhere to escape to. I can't even join the military to just get away and do something because of my involuntary stays in psych wards.

It's like all of society is building up in this hypocrisy of tolerance and patting themselves for the great job they're doing of "progress" when is nothing but change. There is nosuch thing as moral progress. There's just a shift in what people focus on and care about.

I can't see any reason to do anything.

R: 176 / I: 65 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

What's your favourite recipe?

You do cook don't you? You're not one of those losers who only eats instant ramen right?

R: 50 / I: 10 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

I finally did it. I accidentally drank my own piss. A lot of it. This isn't a shitpost thread.

>buy 5l bottles of water because tap water has me paranoid

>once I'm almost done with a bottle, I empty and start using it for my piss

>rinse-repeat months now

>last night

>piss bottle and the current water bottle I'm working through similar volume/weight

>at some point last night I piss into the wrong bottle

>my water is now diluted piss

>constantly rinsing my mouth with piss water whenever I wake up

>drink at least 500ml of this

>notice strange smell while trying to get back to sleep (its my breath)

>wake up last time around 11am, more wake now

>glass is empty. very thirsty. fill with more piss water and take a massive gulp

>notice the strange smell from last night is same as from this fresh glass of water

>"glass must be filthy! better clean it tomorrow"

>notice yellow tint in fluid

>FUCK FUCK FUCK

>crouch down and observe my remaining approx. .5 - 1.5 litres water

>it has a fizz on top same as my piss

>I've been drinking my own piss for God knows how long

I was gagging and knew I'd puke if I thought about it too much so I forced myself to sleep till 6pm. It's after midnight right now and I can still taste/smell the piss in my snot, even though I've brushed my teeth, flossed, rinsed with mouthwash.

Moral of the story, use a distinct container for your piss. I'm too traumatised to continue this habit now.

R: 40 / I: 5 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

How do I stop caring?

One of the guys who used to bully me in HS is now a fucking engineer. The other guy, who blamed me for something awful that he did is a fucking chemistry now. Me? Well…

>27, soon to be 28 yo neet

>degreless, never had a job

>major social autism, can talk in front of normiefolk without sperging out, which is one of the reasons I became a neet

>miss-diagnosed with schizo at the age of 17, took (((pills))) until 25, when I got a proper diagnosed of depression and some other shit

>managed to learn the English language thanks to shitposting and vydia

>ended up taking a curse for teaching English as a second language (ESL)

>English language is my only profitable skill, so why not

>finish the course but don't get hired due to turbosautism

>two roasties get hired instead, one has yet to finish the course

Yeah, I know. Can't really blame them for hiring the most qualified people. It's just the "you can be a teacher, even if you're shy" keeps echoing through my head. I guess I was just a paying customer after all, and those lies were used to keep me around. Still, it felt good to have hope, even if it was just for awhile.

But back to the guys from HS: how do I stop caring about it? I'll probably be necking myself before reaching Wizardhood, so I don't want to let two Chads live in my head on the little time that I have left.

R: 42 / I: 9 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

>want to exercize for half an hour a day (at least, preferably an hour) to not get diabetes

>have an exercize bike

>don't leave the house at all, don't want to, it's my only option alongside bodyweight exercizes i'm too scared to do yet

>get the courage to get on it

>pedal for a minute, maximum five, and then get off

>can't must up the motivation to exercize

How do I do it bros

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30+

How's it going elder bots?

Do you honestly still think there's time to "get your shit together" or have you settled into your existence and found some level of contentment? Do you wish for suicide?

Where did everything go wrong?

R: 51 / I: 9 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

How do you write a suicide note ?

I would have searched google but its a bunch of normalfags telling each other not to kill themselves and how "things will get better". I just want to bring closure to my family and to make sure they know its not their fault I took my life. How should I write it ?

R: 17 / I: 4 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Why do people always bring up the past? Is it beyond their capabilities to move on without making a huge fuss over it? All the more reason if I admit my faults and regret my mistakes. It's like the first and worst false step you take sets your fate in stone and you won't be able to change their mind even if you were to kiss their shoes. Anyone can relate?

R: 24 / I: 5 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Fucked up sleep

Does anyone want to do a fucked up sleep thread?

>woke up at noon, told myself i'd go to sleep early

>around 8-9, start getting sleepy, "sweet i'll go to bed at 10 today and fix my schedule"

>watch one episode of a show just to have something to look at while drinking my evening decaf tea

>get sucked in and marathon the whole season

>anxiety rush at 2 am because of staying up so late and suddenly i'm too restless to sleep

>watch a shit movie to escape the anxiety, but skip non-essential scenes because i'm too anxious to sit through them

>now 2:30 am, decide to just check /r9k/ for a few mins and then go to bed before 3

>it's now 5 am and i'm still typing replies

I will probably be late to work tomorrow, feel like shit all day, then come home and feel anxious, then try to escape the anxiety by being on my computer all night.

R: 27 / I: 3 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Autistic Farm Fantasy

>Wake up with the sunrise on my 500 acre plot in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Maine/Ontario/Nova Scotia.

>Walk through the cabin that I built myself, and light the rudimentary oven, also homemade.

>Crack open a couple of eggs, fetch a slice of homemade toast (with butter I churned myself), and fetch some mutton from the stores.

>Walk outside and look at the few acres that I'm cultivating. The planting is finished, and everything is looking well.

>There is corn, squash, beans, potato, tomato, cucumber, mint, basil, etc., etc., in what is essentially a massive vegetable garden that can feed a person for a whole year. It's not monocultured, and sure it's not as efficient as the big commercial farms, but it feeds me and it's much better for the soil this way.

>Milk both the dairy goats, then feed the dog.

>Speaking of the sheep, check on them (there are 6), before doing the same for the chickens (there are 15), and collecting eggs.

>There's not much to do today, as all the hardest planting of the year is behind me, so I only work in the morning before eating lunch (green salad and shepherd's pie) before heading out onto the lake.

>Take the handmade canoe (I made this early on, and it's not very good; I'll have to make a new one sometime soon) and paddle toward the middle before stopping, and begin to fish.

>The catch isn't great today, but I did get a nice trout, which I'll prepare for dinner later.

>Before heading back home, paddle to the far side of the lake and wander around the forest, looking for birds and other wildlife, of which there is plenty.

>My rabbit traps are still empty, but then again I only set them the other day.

>When my mutton stockpile starts to run low, I'll shoot a deer and enjoy venison for the next while.

>Head back to the cabin when it starts to get late, gut and scale the fish, and cook it over a fire.

>Once dinner is finished, look up at the clear, starry sky, and wonder why I ever lived in the city to begin with.

>Sleep dreamlessly, slipping into and then out of sleep as easily as if it were clothing.

>Wake up the next day, doing mostly the same as yesterday, but heading to the forest later as there really is no time to waste in working on the farm.

>Head straight to the forest at some point in the afternoon to check on the traps.

>I've caught one, excellent.

>Decide a bit later to head over to my neighbour anon's plot (neighbour is a strong word, it's about a 30 minute drive).

>He's been out here for a few years more than me, and even though we don't see each other all that often, each of us preferring solitude, I like the guy and he helped me out when I first arrived.

>I bring the rabbit and explain that I'd like to share it, a proposition which he accepts.

>I skin, gut, and cook it in a delicious, thick stew, with carrot and broccoli and potato and onion, which we eat on corn meal.

>We ask about each other's farms, how the crops are doing, how the animals are, etc.

>The conversation turns to the land itself, and after dinner he shows me some of his sketches of the landscape, and of wildlife and birds.

>I admire them for a few minutes, and then head back home, saying hello to anon's dog on the way out.

>Return to my cabin for another restful night.

Anyone other robots want to live out in the country? It's too bad that buying large amounts of land, especially good land, is hugely expensive, especially if you're planning to just sustain yourself and not profit. My only hope is getting rich really quick and living on an absolute minimum, supporting myself in this way, hoping that it'll last a really long time (e.g. no electricity, plumbing, internet, etc.). It'll probably never happen and if it does I'll probably end up disappointed that it's not an idyllic fantasy, but at least it would be isolated and mostly tech-free.

it's obvious that I know next to nothing about living in the country but it sounds like heaven anyway, despite or even because of the hard work

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

robot brainstorming thread

okay robots I'm almost ready to get rid of my writer's block. I need to reach at least 1500 words to fill in the blanks and set the climax exactly at the middle of the first half of the story (though I have no set limit) so I'm asking you to suggest me some decent ideas. The rules are:

It needs to be a competitive activity or a game

It doesn't need to be too deep or revolve around the story, just a plot device to make the story seem less dull and flat and get the reader know better the newly introduced characters

Let your imagination run wild (e.g. laws of physics don't apply), it's an alternative reality, you can suggest anything beyond the scope of human abilities BUT only in this specific part

No smut or autistic shit (i.e. eating tide pods or shitting bricks)

References to anime/games/memes are allowed (but I'm gonna keep them subtle references because I don't want to get my ass sued)

I'll post the results by uploading a rough draft of the chapter. Anyone's interested?

R: 44 / I: 12 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Motherfucker trying to blackmail me

" It appears that, (****), 's your password. You might not know me and you are probably wondering why you're getting this e mail, right?

in fact, I setup a malware over the adult videos (adult porn) web site and guess what happens, you visited this web site to have fun (you know very well what I am talking about). During the time you were watching videos, your internet browser began operating as a RDP (Team Viewer) which gave me accessibility to your screen and web camera. from then on, my computer software obtained all of your current contacts out of your Messenger, Outlook, Facebook, as well as emails.

What did I actually do?

I produced a double-screen video. Very first part shows the video you are watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and Second part shows the recording of your web cam.

what exactly should you do?

Well, I think, $1000 is really a fair price for your little secret. You'll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).

Bitcoin Address: 1GibGqaSVivQwRxtJPdfd9Nk6KK5dDmcSS

(It is case sensitive, so copy and paste it)

Important:

You've one day in order to make the payment. (I have a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I am aware you have read through this email message). If I don't get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including family, co-workers, and so forth. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately. If you'd like evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will undoubtedly mail out your videos to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by answering this message. „

This is a mail I got yesterday. What should I do?

R: 185 / I: 26 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

What is a failed normalfag? Is someone a failed normalfag simplly because they aren't a NEET, have a job and/or education and doesn't get anxiety?

R: 27 / I: 10 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Making a VN

I am planning to make a VN because i spend most of my time in my room and waste it all on imageboards. I know programming (Python, C++, Javascript, C) so that wont be an issue. As I'm very comfortable with python I'll be using renpy as the engine. The only problem is that I dont know drawing and music production.

For music, I think i'll try to find some licence free music online and maybe try to create one in a DAW. For backgrounds I'll just click normal photos from my camera and cartoonize them in imagemagick or something. I havent thought what to do about character sprites though. If anyone has any idea about all this can you guide me and give some tips? I'm also looking for story ideas so if you have some then please share. If anyone wants to team up, that's fine too

R: 132 / I: 111 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

unwarranted blog thread

headed back to an old haunt. 4 years, has anything changed, did anything happen at all

at least i can find peace here

above yet around

here they laughed & fucked

painted themselves against the glass

a small world brimming with experiences wholly foreign to me

from the distance my somber gaze

watches lives unfold in their brilliance & despair, writhing in an ocean of confusion

R: 17 / I: 5 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

How to move forward?

I am filled with regrets at things I did wrong and things I could have done better from my past.

I understand I should suck it up and not be a whining pussy but its beyond just emotion. My regrets have basically been the only things shaping my dreams and ideals. All of my personality can basically be traced back to something. I can't calmly and smoothly move forward into the future and feel any sort of happiness without writing the mistakes of my past but a lot of them cannot be fixed. It feels like my life is constantly moving forward but my souls is stuck in the same frame, and I can never really become a real mature adult until I can reconcile with my past life.

Its easy to say that these things are far behind me now and I can apply the lessons learned to my future life with none of the burdens, or at least live one day at a time, but in practice I'm never really able to do that.

R: 41 / I: 10 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

what's your antidepressant experiences anon's? I have ocd/multiple anxiety disorders/depression and I'm thinking about trying them despite my aversion. I've been saying no for ten years, but I'm getting desperate.

R: 82 / I: 106 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Photos/videos you took

I go outside for a walk or bike occasionally, and sometimes I see something that looks really neat and try to capture the image of it. I see some astounding sights sometimes, although my Galaxy S5's camera isn't good enough to truly put their aesthetic into digital files. However, you can imagine how it would have looked like, especially if you observe such scenes yourself.

R: 36 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

What are your thoughts on motorcycle riding? Lately I've wanted a motorcycle really bad. I've done research, I have the place to do classes and paperwork for my license ready to go should I jump into it, and I can justify the money spent since I do fuck all other than work and go home with my parents. But at the same time I have this part of me that is screaming "are you fucking nuts?!". The stats, the injuries, I know a few guys at work who are pretty much gimped on one arm or something like that when someone hit them. Even the money, I know I said I can justify it to myself if I wanted but on the other hand it's a lot of money for what is essentially a really dangerous toy. Then there's the maintenance aspect too, just more time down the drain. Yet I just can't help but want that experience you know? I imagine it to be a sort of liberating experience. Like skydiving. It's dumb, dangerous and pretty much pointless but I can say to myself, yeah been there done that. I'll admit maybe it's because I'm feeling older now and as my youth slips I want to feel a bit like the rebel I've never been but when I think that I immediately go back to the part of me that's just so against the whole idea. But then I start thinking again of how I'm probably overreacting and that nothing will happen. And on and on it goes.

You're the only people I can really confide in so please give me your honest opinions. I haven't felt this conflicted in a long time. Maybe never as much in my life.

OP pic is the bike I want too. An sv650 about $7000 new.

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Good vibes

What's going right in your life /r9k/?

No matter what is going on, say something positive about your situation or life

I'll start

>New job

>Start at uni in about 2 weeks

>Home renovations, house is a mess now, but when it's cleaned up it'll be a lot more livable than it is now

>Got some time to myself to just reflect and relax before things hit the fan in my schedule in the next week or so

>Finally go from the usual dull light sense of happiness and/or indifference to a more laid back melancholy feeling, which is a refreshing change of pace, I haven't felt sad in a while

It's nice

>Pic unrelated

R: 9 / I: 5 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Smokes General

I just quit my smokes lads. Not because of 'le health' but because of the prohibitive cost. I need to save for a ticket out of this dump. I threw the pack I had left in a public trash can. I miss them already. Any Amerifags know if they are any cheaper in the states. I miss them already, and my stress is going to take a hike, but I know I need the money more than I need the release. Any of y'all smoke? If so post your brand and what you enjoy about it also. It'll help me with my feelings of loss.

R: 502 / I: 138 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

How's the job hunt going, fellas?

R: 42 / I: 8 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

What rules, if any, do you live your lives by robots? Have you ever met others who lived by rules that seemed either very insightful or abnormal?

R: 514 / I: 169 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

I tried posting in the other one multiple times and I didn't realize it hit bump limit.

>turned 19 a few days ago

>parents want me to find a job and are forcing me to go to a local community college

>don't know what classes to take because anhedonia

>trying to fight the thoughts of suicide being easier

R: 37 / I: 5 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>girl i've known since kindergarten but who i stopped even saying hello to in like 7th grade died in her sleep recently (a little more than a moth ago) at 19-20 years old

when i heard the news i didnt even feel anything because we stopped talking quite some time ago. but now i do and it's unsettling, she didnt seem sickly or anything. i saw her grandma whom i also knew since childhood multiple times after that happened but before i found out and i was always cheerful with her, and she didn't show any unusual emotions. man i would hate to be a relative. i thought dying in sleep was an old person thing. well thanks for reading my blogpost bros.

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Inability to partake in "normal everyday activities"

As of recently I was forced to interact with society again after I successfully avoided contact with the outside world for a long period of time. This has brought to light my inability to do things that I remember doing normally in my childhood. I can barely open my mouth and speak to anyone. If I manage to get a word out it sounds like I just learned to speak. Someone made an appointment for me to get a haircut, but how am I supposed to get through that? And beyond that the future looks hopeless for me. I don't have parents anymore who could teach me to socialize enough to "get by". Has anyone been in a similar situation?

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Robot supremacy

Let us gather ITT and both discuss how and why we are the master race and rightful rulers of this degenerate world, and why and how normalfaggots are pitiable beasts. / To get the ball rolling, here's a look into the small mind of a hormone-driven NPC for the purpose of pointing and laughing.

R: 67 / I: 25 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

>it is now illegal to flirt in France

>it is now illegal to compliment a woman

>it's now even illegal to look at a woman

>tfw when even the government want you to be a robot

>tfw when western society will collapse during your lifetime

>every journo I could find talking about it were straight up lying or saying "it only counts if the womyn is offended , with is a good thing" (the part about the law only applying if the woman is offended is true BTW)

https://lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2018/08/01/non-un-regard-appuye-ne-vous-vaudra-pas-90-euros-d-amende-quand-l-outrage-sexiste-est-caricature-jusqu-a-l-absurde_5338381_4355770.html

https://www.google.fr/amp/s/www.thelocal.fr/20180124/france-could-bring-in-90-fine-for-men-caught-committing-sexist-outrage-on-the-street/amp

France trying it's best to collapse first!

Wish me luck in the coming revolution.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I hate it when I'm forced to wear a name. Every time people find something to identify you with they'll wind up picking on you the moment you let your guard down. Also is it just me or first impressions tend to be long lasting? I find it nearly impossible to change someone's mind once i screw up, I got so used to it that I shove off or shut up without so much as a second thought whether it's irl or online. That's part of why I'm better off in an anonymous community where at least people can't gang up on me. I think I'm avoiding people out of fear but at the same time I break down if I'm left with no interaction at all. Am I still welcome?

R: 76 / I: 59 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Drawings Dump

Dumping shitty Halo 2 cartoon

I swear I don't use cringy words like red pill, I just couldn't find anything else to put there.

Anyway I'm submitting these for the sake of having them uploaded online.

If you want to read it you need to be familiar with the Halo 2 opening cinematic

Original: https://youtu.be/5U14iTznoVI

Remastered: https://youtu.be/gfh0pNFHM0M

R: 36 / I: 18 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Coping

What do you robots do to cope with the existential pain that is existence? I tend to lie in bed and listen to Christmas songs on repeat, pretending I have a happy life and am part of the song.

I also smoke and drink when that fails.

R: 18 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I fucking did it guys, after jumping back and forth in my story I finally managed to write a decent introduction to my work. There still are some mistakes and there's some editing to do, but would anyone take a look at this first draft? Do you think it sounds enough robot-like?

https://pastebin.com/7nbYYnBH

Btw English isn't my main language, so please help me out if you find something that doesn't flow or looks weird from a native's viewpoint.

R: 61 / I: 22 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

finally be a hero

soon, i gonna be a hero, i gonna kill myself with a antidepressants overdose, i have sertraline and trazodone pills, i gonna stream my suicide and be an hero, for now, i gonna tell my story with a greentext

>be me

>18 years old male virgin, neet and depressed

>living in a third world country and be impossible get timely pschological help

>have several suicidal thoughts

>the emergency services tell me that i must go to a psychiatric hospital

>stay here five days

>the psychologist of the team can't see me

>exit there

>date with the health services psychologist

>date for december

>i can't wait

>i don't have money to see a particular psychologist

>fuckinglife.jpg

>i need psychological attention quickly

>i can't get it

>nobody matters now

>fuckinglifetwice.jpg

>i don't have social life

>my family is tired and don't wanna help me

>suicidal thoughts other time

>nothing can i do

>gather antidepressants

>soon i gonna kill myself

>write this

soon i gonna stream my suicide, are you invited

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

If we all had been gifted with doubt and halted to scrutinize our surroundings instead of jumping recklessly to conclusions, would we have achieved world peace? Are ambition and boldness the eternal conditions that plague humanity? Why do people find it so hard to settle for what they have instead of going to lengths and damaging others?

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I have been pissing on a box behind my workplace for about a week now and have been thinking of making a compilation video with like a point of the video being the way a cardboard box deteriorates during few months and whatnot so I am pitching this idea to you guys.

What do you think? Is it a nice video you would share to others?

R: 50 / I: 6 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Fear of being recorded by people

Hey r9k do you have a fear that someone records you doing something and fearing it would be posted on the internet or some stupid worldstar video?

R: 176 / I: 23 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Is Mass Murder/Serial Killing High IQ?

Uncle Ted:

>IQ of 170

>Harvard graduate

>PhD in mathematics

>Youngest professor in the history of UC Berkeley

James Holmes:

>Was working on his PhD in neuroscience when he snapped

Cho:

>Smart as fuck azn

I've got a theory for this:

The smarter you are, the more blackpills you can ingest, which makes you much more likely to go full-ER.

Purely hypothetical, of course.

R: 17 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Tsundoku

>Tsundoku (Japanese: 積ん読) is acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up in one's home without reading them.

I've started stacking books again. Mostly just refreshing some high school topics but i wanted to learn some new things too. I probably could get this stuff online but I find that having a book that I can physically bookmark is much more comfortable. What does yours look like?

R: 49 / I: 14 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Porn everywhere...

Sorry for my bad english.

WHY?! It's harder than ever to escape this.

Porn is everywhere! It's just a new kind of porn (HBO, netflix).

They are trying to push this in anime, and video games now.

How many times before explicit porn billboard?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

In defense of the schooling system

A lot of anons here seem to bash the american public school education system by not properly preparing kids to deal with society.

Many argue that it only teaches kids to follow orders, do basic writing and arithmetic, and socialize. School doesn't teach kids critical thinking, or knowledge they can actually apply at their jobs.

But at the end of the day the limited suite of things school actually teaches are what will be all that is needed for a service or retail job (75%+ of americans). Acquiring and keeping an average job boils down to social skills for interviews and interacting with coworkers and customers, and being able to follow simple orders that require limited calculations and basic literacy. The average job can be boiled down to a flowchart, and following directions as precisely as possible is what school teaches best.

If anything society is more to blame for schooling being shit and not the other way around, it does its job very very well.

R: 75 / I: 17 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

No Point to Anything

I don't see a point to anything, and seeing all these anons picking ideologies, and self-improvement strategies, and all other manner of things is very odd to me. I don't see what the point of any of that crap is, despite trying desperately to understand and even for a short time falling for some of the same stuff. But ultimately, I always default back to feeling a sense of pointlessness in regards everything, particularly anything for the benefit of others such as politics.

Can anyone genuinely answer what the purpose of anything is? I mean, why bother doing any of these things or caring about them if you will surely be dead soon along with everyone you ever knew or wanted to knew or even hated. Why bother caring about all this stuff?

Before you call me a demotivational shill or other sorts of dismissive names, I'm not trying to convince anyone to stop doing anything, I just don't understand why you all do it. I don't see why nazis care so much about all the things they do. Granted, I wouldn't mind a national socialist takeover, simple because I've got a good chance of being purged and my life would finally end. But I still don't see why you all even bother to try and help people. This goes double for commies and all /leftypol/ types, because those faggots are even worse at pretending to be some sort of virtuous or decent people trying to work for the benefit of society. I don't at all see how that is compatible with being a robot, or being worthwhile.

Also, just telling me that nihilism is some conspiracy, or that it makes life worse isn't an argument because it doesn't disprove nihilism and grant any sort of purpose. I'm also not some hedonist reprobate or anything, but I the only thing I see as worthwhile is trying to be happy through doing whatever is fulfilling for me. But I don't pretend it serves any higher purpose beyond staving off my inevitable suicide because I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with death.

I just don't see a point, and I don't see why any self-respecting robot would care enough about other humans to the point of joining a community devoted to helping them or trying to become a "better" or even more "attractive" person, which just reads to me to be failed normalfags trying to fit in. So why chose an ideology or religion or whatever, other than to try and fill some void in your life?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Cringe

Post suicide inducing normie behavior. In what fucking world did they think that this would be funny? Is it funny or cool? I honestly don't know anymore. End my suffering

R: 16 / I: 2 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

People always decieve me

Is it just me or do people seem like they're always full of shit ? I had a brother who seemed like the good son in the family and he was always polite but I found out he left his daughter and never took care of her. He also makes passive agressive comments about me being a NEET and not moving out with my parents.

I notice these sorts of things from certain normalfag interactions. My aunt had a coworker who she thought was a good friend of hers but then she called my mother crying when the she found out the coworker was talking bad behind her back. Its like no matter who you thought seemed polite or like a noble person always prove to be someone entirely different from what you thought. I fear that I may be this way

R: 53 / I: 11 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I feel like I've aged considerably since I moved out. People in uni have a completely different attitude and they wouldn't give a shit even if you were to yell for help while drowning in a pit. Same goes for teachers. The slow learners are the ones who get the short end of the stick and I happen to fall in that category of people. The whole thing takes me back to middle school: it's a fucking jungle all over again. Uni doesn't bully you physically but it deals enormous emotional damage, it's almost as if high school had been a break from the wild west of middle school and uni and I got too accustomed to peace to catch up with everyone else. I haven't made a single friend in there, the only time I tried to strike a conversation we ended up talking about history and politics and I looked like a total social awkward refusing to see those guys ever again. I used to have a circle of friends in my hometown, but now they all went their ways and refuse to hang out because they can't manage their time. Perhaps I only had one close friend I could trust all along, but he's quite busy with his job far away from my hometown and rarely happens to meet me. I also had a chat group where my "classmates" would talk, except the only thing they were interested in was getting homework, the rest was all shitposting and if I tried to start a convo they ganged up on me because I thought too much about things. Can I help it if I like to analyze and dig into topics? At the end of the day they didn't answer even the dumbest questions I posed and I decided to shove off. During this year I feel like I've aged fourty times more than I was supposed to. I never liked socializing with normafags but now I don't even see any reason to because they would end up bullying or using me. I've grown misanthropic and selfish as well, stopped caring about my surroundings. Maybe I'm just an idiot for doing my best to aid someone when they ask for help since they wouldn't help me back.

R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Ancient History Doubt

So we're told from ceasar's writings as well as other greek and roman writers that when the republic was young and was at war Ceasar et al would command tens of thousands of men and that with these men they moved through vast distances on foot through the wilderness. When asked about supplies they state that they either had stockpiles, foraged(rarely) and were supplied by local towns and tribes. I mean, this is a time when presumably farming was HEAVY work and even if you had a bountiful untouched forest only a few weeks worth of foraging to feed these supposed thousands on men would have sapped the environment extremely quickly. Nevermind that they were on campaign for years on end and that's if they were lucky and were in the forests nevermind the deserts of libya or northern africa.

A story that just strikes me as bizarre is told by polybius(i think) when recounting the story of rome's eventual clash with carthage is when they begin campaigning in sicily at the request of a local king. The romans begin foraging the local farmlands in plain clothes and are attacked by the carthiginians who see them after which they only continue foraging with an armed guard. I mean, doesn't that just sound retarded?

Call me iq89 or whatever but a lot of the numbers just don't add up either. By goldsworthy's own numbers in the late roman empire there are supposedly 600,000 roman soldiers in total yet a force of something like 10,000 germans manage to sack the capital and lay west to western europe. Sure, he attributes that to the levels of corruption that late in the game but maybe there was a mistranslation somewhere and it was 60,000 men total at the time and with even less in the earlier stages of rome.

R: 40 / I: 9 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Streaming VNs?

So, I've made a handful of threads on this board and it just dawned on me that I have 3 free months of large bandwith my provider is giving me (100 MBs download and around 7-8 for the upload).

I have a VN I'd like to replay but I thought about trying to stream it with fellow robots.

If you'd like to find out what's the game like for yourself, skip the second paragraph.

The name's Inganock of The Brightest Flame, it's an extremely oscure title but nevertheless it's one of the most depressing VNs I have ever read.

The setting is steampunk-like, after a dreadful catastrophe occurred in Inganock (it is supposed to be an alternative NYC) its citizens have turned into anthropomorphic animals, some have mutated on the inside (which is the case of the protagonist) some on the outside. They have all forgotten their past lives and identities which is kinda sad if you ask me. The city was also subdivided in lower, middle and higher tiers. As you can suppose, both middle and lower tier live in a condition of poverty, while the higher tiers have developed a technology against mutations and live in a completely different world from the other tiers. The main plot revolves about a wandering doctor who heals the lower classes for free and his head-hunter mutated feline, after meeting a mysterious girl they gradually start to find out more clues regarding the incident and what's behind it.

Aside from a couple of short subplots there is no romance involved, there are a couple of sex scenes, but they are handled very well compared to Fate/Stay Night though they're still slightly annoying imo. If you're a steampunk reader, you might have noticed that Inganock bears a resemblance to China Melville's Bas Lag series, both have similar settings, but Inganock focuses more on the character development than description.

I should have the game hidden in my HDD, also the game is voiced, but I can still play the voiceless version if you like.

If someone's interested in this activity, I'll be glad to stream the game. The only issue would be the time, since I live in Italy which has the shittiest timezone ever, I probably won't be able to stream at a decent time for american anons, but I'll try my best to find a solution anyway.

R: 46 / I: 8 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Do you enjoy being alone? And I mean like not seeking contact with people for days on end. The Internet doesn't count since you're basically interacting with someone else. Personally I'd probably go insane or start panicking. Is that even possible? Are humans social animals or is it just a myth?

R: 506 / I: 433 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Waifu thread

Post your Waifu, talk about her, shittalk other robots Waifus.

R: 27 / I: 1 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I have anxiety and thinking about admitting myself to psych clinic for 10 days.

My biggest fear preventing me making a decision is leaving even worse than I am now or having bad side effects to meds.

Anyone had experiences with wards/clinics or whatever they are?

R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

ywn thread

Just put shit that ywn do or happen, I guess

>ywn own a ranch

>ywn ride around on your horse and corral cows

>ywn see a western sunrise

>ywn manage to make a farm and make it work

>ywn have a lovely cabin in North Alberta

R: 94 / I: 101 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

I want to make a project with you robots. Something comfy. It all started with a single image that I really liked, and I wanted more, so I decided to make more. Simple stuff, I plan on making a webm/video once these are all done. A compilation of edits to the tune of one of these two songs (Kino - Kukushka or Kino - Quiet night), majority preference decides.

Now, down to business. The edits are of this girl into various eastern European settings. Though any generally downtrodden urban/semi-rural area could work. However the communist block is the aesthetic I'm going for. I figured instead of just doing this alone, I'd ask you guys for help, so it's more special. I look forward to your edits, and I'll post the few I have so far. Don't worry about it being super high quality either, just a good attempt, at least. I look forward to your submissions and interest robots.

R: 26 / I: 5 / P: 11 [R] [G] [-]

Let me guess - you lacked a parent. Mom or dad? Or them werent parental figures - held your hands, or spoiled you too much, drank or did drugs, whatever. You wasnt shown how to live. You was all by yourself, you shaped your preferences, tastes, desires, little or no external influence from someone whom you knew, just media consumption. What caused it? Your looks or behavior? Or something out of your persona at all? You lacked upbringing, now you lack desire to live. And as consequence/extension of above, little to no friends or gf. Why is it so important? You know the drill - to make money, you need money. Same applies here - to have experience, you need experience. Otherwise, you'll most likely be sorted out.

Its okay. Not everyone was meant to live. Billions of cells try to invade your body everyday, to grow themselves and their younglings. But your immune system decides their fate. And same was with millions of people before you. And you will likely follow. Do you know that child in rural China, that is dying right now? Me neither. Its okay though, not everybody was meant for life, as you've guessed already. I know how this feels, and I'm here to tell you, its okay to drop out. Its okay…

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Comfy thread

Come here to share thoughts, chat and hang out with fellow robots. Trade memes, talk about life and other robot feels.

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THE HORROR

Any other anons suffering night terrors or vivd nightmares for that matter?

I have been having nightmares and sleep paralysis for at least a week straight, only really managed to get proper, untainted sleep during two sessions

It comes at anytime, it feels horribly realistic, it's always something walking into my door and sitting by my side, in a chair that's in my room, or just standing by my side but I can't scream or move

When it's just a regular nightmare, it's always me finding the corpse of a family member, or a gigantic worm pursuing me, there was even a vivid dream where I got stabbed on my way home, and other time where a deformed baby was on my chest and tried to bite my face (this was a sleep paralysis episode on my bed)

What the fuck do I do anons I feel like I'm starting to lose my mind, I fear sleeping now and it's killing the only thing I really enjoy doing

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Jarrod W. Ramos: Capital Gazette shooter

>busts into his local newspaper office with a shotgun

>calls out the 5 he's looking for

>blows 'em away

Anyone heard of this guy?

R: 5 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

TL;DR; attractive/successful traits correlate with each other, you are likely to have many or none.

http://journals.plos.org/plosgenetics/article?id=10.1371/journal.pgen.1003451

>Discussion

A positive correlation exists for many traits related to sexual attractiveness, as predicted by various evolutionary theories, but the true cause of this correlation is typically ambiguous. Here, we demonstrated how a genetically informative design that used twins, siblings, and parents can clarify the etiology of such correlations in humans. In addition, this design can provide estimates of the causes of variation in individual traits that are much more accurate and less biased than estimates from non-twin or twin-only designs. We used this model to demonstrate that the phenotypic correlation between two potentially sexually selected traits in humans, IQ and height, is largely genetic in nature, and that both shared genes and assortative mating contribute importantly to it.

>We believe that this approach can be used to systematically investigate the nature of correlations that exist between human traits related to attractiveness or to fitness in general.

So if a person is a manlet he is more likely to be a brainlet.

And (given correlations between lower IQ and mentall illness) being a brainlet he is more likely to be mentally ill and have other deficiencies. Bad traits cluster together.

Blackpill research society when?

R: 79 / I: 19 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>This is how normalniggers see wizards

I'd laugh but it's really pathetic that they are portraying virgin shitposters to be terrorists.

R: 17 / I: 3 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>parents started jabbing at my NEET-ness

What does it mean? Here's the first occurrence

>parents are watching BBC news

>tell them "Why do you watch this? Hasn't your generation done enough damage already? Maybe it's time to stop"

>father says "We haven't, and it's better than doing nothing"

R: 40 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>it's a "why don't you see what your friends are up to" episode

sad birthday thread, I guess. any good excuses, robots?

R: 178 / I: 53 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

NEET and Hikikomori Thread

Are you guys happy with your situation?? are you happy being NEET or hikikomori??.

R: 121 / I: 28 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I can't enjoy Hobbies anymore. I read Uncle Ted and he describes hobbies as artificial goals for fulfillment. It's all Surrogate Activity. What am I supposed to do now that I can see through it–it's all pointless time-wasting.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

>Just be yourself

Why do I never see this meme being pushed anymore? It was really popular for a while.

R: 37 / I: 21 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Shameless Faps

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZF9x6Vgigk

<tl;dw

>Girl wakes up in hospital to find all her limbs are gone.

>Her physician then proceeds to take advantage of her

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Old Internet

On occasion I come across a website that still has that "old-Web" look, where it consists largely of hypertext links, default fonts (Times New Roman, Verdana, Courier New, etc.), hard-cornered designs with possible, although few, gradients; dark/modestly-colored layouts, and a lack of Javascript. I wish for this kind of look to come back, not just for nostalgia reasons, but because it genuinely has an appeal of simplicity while still not being overly-minimalistic as many websites are now. Especially with its darkness it was comfy, and not many people knew of it in relation to now, and even then were largely confined to sites like MySpace and Facebook.

R: 91 / I: 28 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

I dreamed that I was on the back of a four winged bird, I layed on my back looking at the clouds and slowly fell into another dream.

What do you dream about /r9k/?

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

how would you react?

>this really happened in a church meetup that my therapist asked me to join her and she taught it would help me 'open up more'

>they were doing laugh yoga for almost 20minutes

R: 34 / I: 5 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

Non anglo alienation

Anyone else get this feeling? You spend your days consuming English and communicating in English. But only through text. It's a voyeuristic feel. Meanwhile real life is still whatever irrelevant language you grew up with. You're bad at your native tongue because you don't talk to people. You don't belong in your own country anymore but not really anywhere else either. You can't even translate the memes you like or share your fave anime with real life "friends" or family. They just won't get it. Internationals please share your feels on this, I can't be the only one sensing the disconnect

R: 23 / I: 4 / P: 12 [R] [G] [-]

addiction

I've had experience quitting benzos, alcohol, smoking, amphetamine. "Addiction" is a meme. Quitting drugs is easy if you have another drug to fall back on. I abused all of those substances extensively, and quitting was never a problem because I always had something. Currently the something is sugar. I'm addicted to sugar. I don't have another crutch, I can't kick the sugar.

Normalfags think this is a meme and that drugs are substances that magically fuck your life up. That's a convenient lie. People with fucked up lives take them. Smoking is no more addictive than sugar, just adults would rather be smoking looking cool than carrying alcohol or a packet of sweets around like a retard.

R: 41 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Happy Birthday Elliot

It's July 24th, and 27 years ago to the day the supreme gentleman, Elliot Rodger, was born. This thread is dedicated to discussion on Elliot Rodger. I personally just finished his book for the first time and to get things started I thought I would talk about some things I have in common with Elliot, besides the virginity of course.

>moved from our place of birth at a young age

>first pokemon game was pokemon red

>tried to skateboard and sucked at it

>grew up as a shy, quiet kid

>had less and less friends as the years went by

Although there were a number of things I don't agree with him on, I think that if he and I had met we would have been pretty good friends. It also pisses me off to see so many normalfags talk shit about him, but scum will be scum I suppose. Anyway, I can only hope that if there is an afterlife, that Elliot is there in his own paradise, walking arm in arm with the girl of his dreams or at least gleefully torturing shallow roasties. Also, here's some shitty OC I made for the occasion.

R: 51 / I: 12 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Crashing this society with no survivors

So recently I saw en interesting posting on zerohedge:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-24/explosion-sex-dolls-threatens-japanese-race-extinction

some of the parts that interested me most:

>China and Hong Kong, meanwhile, has been suffering from similar low fertility rates amid an epidemic of "grass-eating men" - lame, feminized Chinese man-children who refuse to step up their game and get laid.

>Indeed, Hong Kong is suffering from an army of loners - estimated at 20,000 to 40,000 strong - usually in their 20's and 30's, who are choosing video games, anime and internet porn over wives, sex and the inevitable children that follow.

How dare these undesirable, fat and pimple-faced foureyes to abandon 3d world and try to seek solace in 2d.

Once again they failed to even realize that these are people who were rejected by society in the first place. Why the fuck would someone who got rejected by normalfags try to appease them and become like them. The most funny thing is that they complain about this because they could have also joined ISIS instead of fapping to anime tiddies. They don't even understand how lucky they are.

>Studies in Japan estimate that this class of men, normally in their 20s and 30s, account for around 60 per cent to 70 per cent of the male population. Obviously, their reluctance to procreate is a major cause for concern. Japan has had one of lowest birth rates in the world for nearly a decade now. -SCMP

This was about socalled "herbivore" men. I was surprised that it is so extreme and I find it hard to believe. This means they are utterly fucked in the next 30 years.

then some similarities between 3d world and the famous mouse utopia experiment:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

"Many [female rats] were unable to carry pregnancy to full term or to survive delivery of their litters if they did. An even greater number, after successfully giving birth, fell short in their maternal functions(abortion and letting .gov raise your kids!). Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep(Hikikomori). The social organization of the animals showed equal disruption. …

The common source of these disturbances became most dramatically apparent in the populations of our first series of three experiments, in which we observed the development of what we called a behavioral sink. The animals would crowd together in greatest number in one of the four interconnecting pens in which the colony was maintained. As many as 60 of the 80 rats in each experimental population would assemble in one pen during periods of feeding. Individual rats would rarely eat except in the company of other rats. As a result extreme population densities developed in the pen adopted for eating, leaving the others with sparse populations.

… In the experiments in which the behavioral sink developed, infant mortality ran as high as 96 percent among the most disoriented groups in the population.[5]"

Okay, the normalfags are scared that their economic ponzi scheme is not gonna work in the end and that their pensions are fucked.

So back to the original question.

Are we non-chad males finally crashing this society with no survivors without even firing one bullet?

Are we fulfilling Rodge's destiny?

R: 24 / I: 6 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Movie night in 4 hours from this post

Movie night time folks. We had a request in the "lets play something together" thread so I'm bringing back the old /r9k/ bad movies night for 1 night only (maybe more if we get enough viewers).

The two movies will be.

<Freaked

>A company that produces a toxic chemical tries to improve its image via a popular spokesperson, Ricky Coogan. Ricky travels to South America to get a first-hand look at the chemical's effects and finds himself at a mutant freak farm. Elijah, who runs the farm, is only too happy to have new subjects on which to try his freak machine. The very chemical that Ricky is supposed to promote is the one responsible for creating the great variety of freaks.

<Terrovision

>Stan installs a state-of-art satellite TV system for his dysfunctional family. However, he accidentally picks up a signal from another planet and his television system becomes the gateway between the two planets. A ravenous alien creature comes to his apartment and only their son Sherman (Chad Allen) sees the monster, but his parents do not believe in the boy.

Start time is Midnight GMT and it will be on cytu.be/r/FuckSweden

We have Freaks, Geeks, Men wearing white sheets and even a Chad. Come one come all, leave your waifus behind and experience a night of 80's horror like none of you have seen before.

R: 160 / I: 25 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Hobbies that haven't been infested

Anyone else physically disgusted by all these damn "queens" in various forms of media with a large male presence, like gaming for example? I am fucking repulsed by it.

I dont waste my time with videogames anymore, but thought I would take this prime example of a "gamer girl" attention seeking whore from my Steam.

Is there anything women haven't infested themselves unto? Any hobby I can enjoy without the fear of women either sterilizing or ruining?

R: 57 / I: 13 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

ITT: we brute force pray to (((god))) to flood the planet again.

If he is real, then he was okay with doing a globemurder before, why not again?

Surely he will listen if we brute-pray his ass.

Ill start:

Please flood the planet amen.

R: 34 / I: 14 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Femen founder offs herself

Feel good thread

As far as I know, she was concerned that everything is going badly in the world

>"Let me turn this world into shit"

>"Uh, I don't like it." *bang*

https://archive.is/BxEh1

This is a good day. Score one for the robots. Let's hope more feminists follow her example.

R: 37 / I: 7 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>just lift bro

>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate attractive faces from unattractive faces

http://psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Strong Inverse Association Between Height and Suicide

https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Love at first sight is real

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Your face heavily affects your entire life

https://www.nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Halo effect

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is Physical Attractiveness in the Marriage Market? (tl;dr very)

http://www.reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Celibacy rates are rising

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6223123/millennials-shun-sex-as-one-in-eight-26-year-olds-reveal-they-are-virgins/

>Study: Unattractive Men Not Viewed As ‘Dating Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Personality

https://www.studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Height is extremely important

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Bottom 80% of men compete for the bottom 22% of women, top 78% of women compete for the top 20% of me

https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>Women care about face much more than body

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

>and here's what's interesting when you do surveys of women– men and women. Men are right upfront in placing attractiveness in their top three. Women place it lower on their scale– five, six, seven, eight. But in fact, when you evaluate women's behavior, it's no different than men. So women say attractiveness doesn't matter, but, in fact, when you evaluate their behavior, it does.

https://youtu.be/iOHdZKDldIg?t=27m34s

Now what?

R: 18 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Do you guys ever get brief moments of lucidity? Very rarely I will wake in the middle of the night and suddenly I can think better. It's hard to explain, but it feels like my thoughts are finally clear. It's gone by the time I go back to sleep, but for the briefest of moments I think I feel like my old self. It's not that I'm suddenly happy, but the fog is lifted momentarily. I hope I can someday lift it permanently.

R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

How does one dissociate themselves?

I can't stand worrying about anything anymore. I'm tired of caring about things outside of my control. I need to disconnect myself from other people, their feelings and beliefs but I don't know how to do so safely. I'm willing to do anything as long as it doesn't negatively affect other aspects of my life.

I've accomplished apathy before by drinking every day, not leaving my house and staying up for extended periods of time. That's not an option any more.

R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Is writing the ultimate NEET job? All you have to do is pull some words out of your ass and sell your leaves on Amazon or find a publisher. You don't need to know math or anything. Are mentally ill people prone to be more creative than normalfags somehow?

R: 78 / I: 22 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

You know what's a maddening feeling? When you rewatch old anime and cannot relive the feels of when you first watched it. For example, I've been rewatching TMoHS and those carefree summer feels are there but in such a way that it's only a ghostly sort of feel. I can feel it but it's faint as all hell. Has anyone else experienced this?

R: 71 / I: 17 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

The universe will eventually die. Everything will be gone for literal eternity unless a 2nd big bang happens. (which would be practically eternity)

If the 2nd big bang ever does happen and somehow there's more life then they'll never be able to know we ever existed. If they did they wouldn't know our names.

Tell me, anon, what's stopping you from killing yourself, shoot up a school, do anything to give you at least some attention after you're gone in this miserable world? It's the objective goal in life. Let people know you're there, that you're someone. It doesn't matter in the long run, but it's a natural human comfort knowing that you'll somewhat be kept alive in conversation after you're gone. Nothing matters. It's been said millions of times, but it really doesn't.

NOTHING

FUCKING

MATTERS

The universe will FUCKING DIE and NOBODY will remember we ever existed

When I get the chance I'll make a name for myself. Any fellow neets should follow my advice.

R: 40 / I: 4 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

How are you even supposed to make actualy friends and social connection in America? There's no infrastructure for it; literally is all strip malls and fast food restaurants? inb4 "cHoOsE a HobBy" because I'm not going fucking rock climbing, or spending half of my income on MtG cards so I can awkwardly make small talk with the morons there.

R: 138 / I: 28 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Normalfags, the documentary

We lock normalfags in for 5 days and watch as they crumble

Who else is reconfirmed in their superiority after watching this? (You don't need to watch it whole skipping through it is enough)

R: 18 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

I think it's time to become an hero before I get into some inescapable fix. If they held a competition about who would get banned and kicked out of most places on The Internet I'd probably establish a decades lasting record. I've lost the count of how many communities have given me the brush off. It's gotten to the point that I'm not expecting anything from people now. I can't find one single good thing about humans that counters the countless bad things they're capable of. I deluded myself believing that anonymous image boards would make way for individual thought, but then it dawned on me that it's still a huge circlejerk of morons like everywhere else. It doesn't take much for everyone to gang up on you and mods and janitors are total assholes since they would always turn a blind eye to everyone post rule-breaking content on SFW boards but me. How am I even supposed to live my life if all I manage to get is hatred from every corner and side?

R: 53 / I: 17 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

The current state of men

It seems like every day more and more men, young boys in particular, are being manipulated into becoming trannies via social pressure, being told that being a man is a bad thing, plastic bottles, etc…

I'm fairly concerned by this, especially now that I'm seeing people I know being talked into this sort of shit..

Is there any way to push back against this? Am I wasting my time by being concerned?

R: 74 / I: 20 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Mental Illnesseses of Normalfags

Normalfags seem to all think they have Aspergers, social anxiety, ADHD and depression. So I think all of these are just made up so they can take drugs legally and feel special about themselves. While no normalfag claims to have schizophrenia for example. Or sociopathy and if someone claims they have sociopathy normalfags all jump on them and say no you don't respect muh aspergers or muh depression. That's besides the point as I think these are all fictional.

R: 31 / I: 8 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

The two things that give me hope to put roasties in their place look like they’ll either be banned or tampered with. I’m talking about sexbots and artificial wombs.

I’m especially excited about artificial wombs since they would render females completely obsolete. I already see the fear from them. But watch, they and their army of white knights will ensure the tech gets banned, thus ensuring an eternity of infinite roasties making hell on earth. It seems there is no waking up from the roastie nightmare.

R: 57 / I: 9 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

How do normalfags do it? Everytime I walk in town, or in the mall and when I used to take the bus all of them are happy. All of them are talking about their utterly empty and uninteresting lives, about their love relationships, the degenerate parties they go to every saturday night, the new shitty music playing on the radio, the shitty movies at the theatre. Normalfags all live empty and meaningless lives, and yet they are happy. The last time I genuinely felt happy in life was when I got out of High School a couple of years ago. No longer having to endure the sight of people my age being happy and loving eachother. Something I never got. I am everything Normals wish they could be: Intelligent and educated. Yet I was always rejected by everyone.

Now tell me, are normalfags faking their hapiness or are they all just legitimately retarded and have zero intelligence or self-awareness? If I wasn't living in a country with pussy ass gun laws (Canada) I think I would have already took a few of them with me and would have joined Elliot in heaven by now.

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

What's the security like at planned parenthood? Do they have large numbers of women sitting down in waiting rooms? How big are the waiting rooms? I would like to know since there are a lot of low-income, pregnant women at these centers and I would like to do something to them.

R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

In ancient times, when the seventh commandment was written, adultery meant sex between a man and a married woman. Only in modern times has adultery included extramarital sex of husbands. Again, this makes sense in evolutionary terms. The crime of adultery is to cheat a man into raising children who aren't his. The basic concept of marriage is a contract where the woman pledges her sexual fidelity to guarantee that the children will be her husband's, and in return, the husband pledges to support the family. Adultery is a violation of this contract. Just as rape is an evolutionary crime again women, adultery is an evolutionary crime against men. And this is why men feel extreme emotional pain when cheated on, just as women feel pain when raped. The argument that condoms change this because they allow sex without reproduction misses the point that our feelings evolved before condoms existed. Adultery with a condom is just as painful for a husband as rape with a condom is for a woman.

Women today claim that extramarital sex is the same regardless of which gender does it. But this is nonsense. What women really want from men is commitment. In societies like ours, with unstable marriages, women are insecure and so they over-react to any sign of lack of commitment. Extramarital sex of a man is only meaningful as a proxy for lack of commitment. This is why wives constantly probe husbands about any kind of relationship the husband has with women, whether friendship or work-related or whatever. In contrast, a husband only really cares about whether his wife has sex with another man, and anything else is irrelevant. So the point is that adultery is really a crime against a husband, committed by his wife and another man.

I believe these two crimes are very similar. The analogy is: rape is to women what adultery is to men. How does our society handle these two crimes? Rape is severely punished, but adultery is not only legal, but is actually protected. Consider the mirror image of this, where adultery would be severely punished, but rape would not only be legal, but would be protected. In other words, in this mirror image society, resisting rape would be considered assault. This is analogous to a man who catches his wife in bed with another man, and attacks them and is then charged with assault. All the man was doing was resisting adultery. Of course such a mirror image society is unimaginable because men have a basic sense of decency that women lack, so we would never inflict such a society on women. But women have inflicted our feminist society on men. Historically, rape and adultery have been considered similar crimes. In some societies, rape was only punished with fines. And in many societies, a man had the right to attack, and even kill, another man who had sex with his wife.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Escapism - what do?

Usually I engage in shitty worldbuilding projects by myself every now and again when I get excruciatingly bored and fed up with the world around me (as a means of escapism of course), but as time goes by I've been enjoying it less and less.

I really need another form of escapism. What do you guys do?

R: 100 / I: 15 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

I been reading mein kampf today

So I never read mein kampf and I checked out yesterday from my school library. Its an English translation. I just started reading it and I am in the part where Hitler is in Vienna.

One thing I have been thinking is national socialism is not for robots. Hitler wanted women protected in factories he wanted social policies to help single mothers.

How can robots support Hitler robots should rebel agaist /pol.

R: 75 / I: 31 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Nigger Hate Thread?

Nigger hate thread.

>be me

>talking to mom about pitbulls, which I love, she loves, we own many

>I mention normalfags who hate pitbulls because they're retarded

>mom says pitbulls have a bad reputation because ni-…

>I smile at her

>she continues trashy people fight pitbulls and abuse the fuck out of them

>feelsproudman

R: 17 / I: 8 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Next Elliot - Ryan Trout, viral autistic boy who became a meme, which apparently, was his dream in life, asks society to accept him. Suffering from autism, Ryan vlogs about ableism, rap music, freestyling, music, and comedy skits.

R: 32 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

I cannot keep existing

I had an ok childhood(aside from being sheltered) but yet I still feel depressed. every weekend I try to hang out with my family to take my mind off of my thoughts but its not working anymore and at the same time everything feels so fucking numb and I don't know what to do about it anymore. I feel like I have no place in this world. I don't want a wife or kids, friends or wealth. I have no true goals or anything I really want to do except commit suicide but it would be silly to end it at 19.

My parents think I should move out, go to college,get a gf and a job AKA the normalfag lifestyle but I realized that I don't want any of those things. Its like everyone already knows what I should do except for me.My dad is forcing me to go to college but there are no majors I'm interested in. I cry my eyes out every morning because its all so stressful and I just want out. What should I do ?

R: 45 / I: 4 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Why do I have brain fog ?

I know there isn't a medical term for "brain fog" but I mean the feeling where you aren't able to focus,can't do certain mental tasks(math,chess or quick thinking), or where you feel completely numb emotionally. This is really bothering me because it's hard for me to learn things and read books. I know it's no type of brain cancer or anything too serious but I know something is definitely wrong.

I should probably include the fact that I don't exercise,my sleep schedule is complete shit and I barely go outside, Could these things really be the cause ? I also have health anxiety and I thought that maybe I'm creating symptoms in my head again.How do you fix this ?

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

>Look through an old thread

>See that a lot of the more awkward replies are made by me

And those posts were from less than a month ago. It's weird to see that my writing style has changed so much since then, how within such a short time span it has gotten so more refined.

Makes me self-conscious about my previous interactions among people back when I was actually around them, at school and such, where the things I said stood out remarkably as odd, and I guess people noticed that and applied that view of me as such. Where one month ago it was weird, back then it was awful, at least relatively.

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Consciousness And Depression

One of the main reasons depression rates rise each year is due to the fact that education and leisure time is becoming more common in the West, thus encouraging more people to be more:

1. Self-Aware: therefore self-conscious, doubtful, detached from "natural" behaviour and therefore insecure, isolated, concerned with abstract notions such as "goodness" rather than brutish self-appeasement, more "ambitious" and desirous of abstract non-essential goods (e.g. to own a sports car, to travel to Tibet, to be a "foodie) etc.

2. Rational: therefore more "civilized", therefore more duty-orientated and pressured to succeed in a socio-economic sense, therefore more burdened with perceived responsibilities, more repressive (in order to avoid conflict, delay gratification, etc), more mentally exhausted, less prone to instinctive behaviour (physical lust, expressions of anger)

3. Individualistic: therefore less bound to society by rites, rituals, ideologies, less comforted by the notion of borders and Folk, less pressured to form a family and replicate the inherited family structure (due to its threat to individuality), more concerned from an early age about one's existential brand ("personality", "character", subculture, aesthetic), about one's consumer choices (rather than simply consuming what is made available to you by chance / authority), but also more isolated, atomised, narcissistic, competitive, lonely, fearful.

One result of this is that more and more people whose families have no historical necessity for extended education or an over-developed sense of self-awareness now find themselves both educated and extremely self-aware, but also working jobs similar to those of their ancestors (despite not wanting to) in which intense self-awareness and education (and the perceived social status imposed by being well-educated) are practically worthless.

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/books/ discussion thread

Hello robots what books have you been reading?

For me, I'm reading Growth of the Soil by Knut Hamsun. It's extremely comfy. I get the desire to leave everything behind and carve out a legacy out of the hinterlands. I wish I could just ask the villagers around for a woman to work the house and raise children like Isak does. There is a contentedness towards life, and naivety with industrial society that no one is capable of having now.

" They had the good fortune at Sellanraa that every spring and autumn they could see the grey geese sailing in fleets above that wilderness, and hear their chatter up in the air–delirious talk it was. And as if the world stood still for a moment, till the train of them had passed. And the human souls beneath, did they not feel a weakness gliding through them now? They went to their work again, but drawing breath first, for something had spoken to them, something from beyond."

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>live with other people

>when someone comes to ask me or tell me something, if I am in the middle of an intense game session, I answer them nicely, or if I can't pause, I'll say, "sorry, just a minute, please"

>if I lose and someone comes to me, my anger/frustration leaves me quickly after dying anyway, so I have no trouble with them, even when they nag, and even if I do sound upset answering, I always apologize

>when I ask someone else something while they're playing, they either ignore me or rudely ask "what?" or "not right now"

>if they've just lost, they're even worse

>hardly ever apologizes

Do any of you have anyone else that plays vidya act like this?

Also, if any of you have a shit temper and you talk to people worth your time like that, fuck you with a rusty spike. Absolutely sick of faggots acting like this.

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Saturday night and on /r9k/?

Why not kick back and share drinking tips and feels?

Just got myself one of these babies for 3 dollars, what can i expect?

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Work to destroy C.O.G.

Roasties, old hags, crones, whores, feminists, whatever you want to call them, the world is run by them.

Your freedoms are being taken away. Immigration floods your nations with uneducated and violent savages. Traditional morals and values are being tossed out the window. Everything you like is being degenerated by new generations of subversive elements. You're labelled undesirable and worthless. You're discriminated against by every major system and institution. The age of consent is rising while girls are encouraged to fuck younger and younger. The people around you are are cattle, brainwashed from birth and ignorant of the system that indoctrinates them. You are living in the C.O.G. - Crone Occupied Government.

These Old hags have legions of pussy-hat wearing male vaginas to do their bidding. All social policy is dictated by those with the vagina. Society is run by the roasties. It's time to start taking counter-action.

Support anti-COG. Stop the mind control. Save yourself.

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Masturbation general

For robots who have jerking off as one the few things that still brings joy to them.

>hold off masturbation for a couple of days

>give into it just now

>found the perfect thing to jerk off to

>proceed to edge for 3 hours, want to get maximum pleaseure out of it

>just at the peak of it

>everything feels so good, like I'm about to explode

>grab a tissue, extend it just a couple of seconds

>all of a sudden, it's as if body lost interest

>tight, ready feeling lost in a matter of milliseconds

>still feel aroused, but body isn't

>orgasm proceeds to be unsatisfying and frankly, lame

It felt like eating an ice cream sundae that melted into a liquid after being left out for too long.

The flavour was there, but the excitement wasn't.

How do I stop this from happening?

If I cum at the moment I first feel it, it's not satisfying either, so I have to edge.

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Suicide by jumping looks scary as shit but otherwise one of the best ways to go. There must be a reason the Golden Gate bridge is a prime location to end it.

Do you think you can take (((((the plunge))))) when offered a quick death? Has anyone tried and stopped before taking the leap?

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Urban Exploration Thread

Or just exploration general, though I doubt many robots will find ancient unexplored ruins.

Vid related. What are they afraid of? It's abandoned.

And their stupidity reaches new heights here, bunch of faggots: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ONEm1ph3MP4

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I am suspected to have either a traumatic brain injury or a brain tumor. Will be sent for an mri scan.

Symptoms that I have:

>Headache

>Fatigue or drowsiness

>Problems with speech

>Memory problems

>Feeling depressed or anxious

>panic attacks

>problems understanding or retrieving words (not really severe)

These are at least the ones that are related to those two. What else can cause this symptoms? I'm only 19 too. Don't smoke although people around do a lot, drink or do any other drugs. Had a period of strong headaches in 2015 (?) but got told it's nothing. And it came now when I wasn't feeling as suicidal and was making plans for future in my head.

I'm feeling quite radical right now to say the least. All the worst things always happen to me. I'm poor and live in a 3rd world shithole so I'm already making plans for what I'll do if it turns out that I have a brain tumor.

What are my chances of having something that wouldn't kill or make me a vegetable with this symptoms?

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Me and my sister got into a slight arguement

My sister was in a bad relationship and wants to move back in with our parents. I've been living with my parents for awhile now and they are ok with it as long as I have a job and help around the house. My sister has a son(11 years old) and the dad doesn't really take care of him that much(kinda like a nigger situation). Her son is very nosy and constantly picks around in my things.He pointed out that I drink a lot and now my sister is saying that I'm being a bad example toward her son, I told her that I didn't ask to be his role model then she went into some story about how his dad left him and that he needs someone to "look up to" but this bothered me because I don't want to be his "father figure" I'm only 19 and have a huge distaste for children.

She made me feel extremely guilty because I said I didn't want to be his role model. Am I bad for not liking children ? what should I do ? I tried talking to him and all he does is talk about his father and says that I wouldn't understand because I have a dad

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>Talk to people in my head.

>Imagine myself talking to people I know.

>Have long, drawn out conversations with them.

>This can go on for hours.

>We'll talk back and forth.

>I come back and try to have the same conversation with them.

>It never works.

>I never get those long, drawn out conversations that I long for.

>So I just continue to talk to the people in my head.

Diagnosed schizoid if it matters. Anyone else have this?

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I got banned for posting this on wizchan but there is a christian commune called the 12 tribes.

If youre a true wizard/apprentice and want a comfy life this would be the perfect place.

The fact that you are a virgin will play in your favor and youll likely get a qt virgin wife if you go there.

Just my 2 cents.

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Second Spanish church falls prey to well-intentioned restorer

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/26/second-spanish-church-falls-prey-to-well-intentioned-restorer-st-george-ecce-homo-monkey-christ

Interesting how quickly are drawn the similarities between this and the Ecce Homo restoration attempt. It's almost like a sequel to it.

>For 500 years, the painted wooden effigy of St George that adorns a chapel in the Spanish town of Estella has been locked in a silent struggle against his old foe, the dragon.

>Today, however, the saint faces a different battle thanks to a feat of restoration that has prompted comparisons with the infamous “Ecce Homo Monkey Christ” and exasperated the mayor.

>An attempt to freshen up the 16th-century polychrome statue has left St George with a rosy pink face and a bold, red-and-grey suit of armour. The restoration is believed to have been carried out by a handicrafts teacher at the request of the parish authorities of the Church of St Michael.

>The mayor of Estella, which lies south-west of Pamplona in the Navarre region, is demanding to know why the council was not consulted before the work went ahead.

>Koldo Leoz told the Guardian: “The parish decided on its own to take action to restore the statue and gave the job to a local handicrafts teacher. The council wasn’t told and neither was the regional government of Navarre.”

>The mayor said he had been to see the statue and was not happy with the result. “It’s not been the kind of restoration that it should have been for this 16th-century statue. They’ve used plaster and the wrong kind of paint and it’s possible that the original layers of paint have been lost.”

>Leoz said experts had been called in and were checking whether it would be possible to undo the restoration work and restore the statue to its previous state.

>“This is an expert job it should have been done by experts,” he added.

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/r9k/ vidya

What are some /r9k/ based games that you enjoy playing. Pic related is one of my favourites.

and why am i required to write 100 characters when there are other 1 sentence OPs in this board.

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Is there a way to simulate cuddling? I still live at home (lmao@my life) and can't get a pet due to parents being allergic. I have thought about a body pillow but that would be too awkward if they found it.

For some time I sleep with three pillows, one under my head, one for my neck/upper back, and one that I hug.

Is there a way to improve the comfyness?

How do you sleep?

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Feelings of Isolation

With the 4th of July upon us I had some thoughts and questions regarding the robot’s feeling of isolation when it comes to connecting with other people, who are usually normalfags. For non-American bots, Independence Day is often a pretty big thing in some capacity or another here in the States, just look it up. In any case, my small town makes a comparatively big deal out of it with events that include a parade and a festival that runs for a couple days among other things; this has gone on to become popular even in the other surrounding towns, at least when compared to when I was a child. Naturally the normalfags arrive in droves and participate in the various activities and seem to thoroughly enjoy themselves. However, myself, and other robots probably, feel differently about these ‘festivities’. For example, the last time I saw fireworks I started thinking about how I felt a closer affinity to the values they (and other 4th events) are supposed to represent (ie. freedom, justice, etc) as opposed to feeling connected to any of my ‘fellow Americans’ around me. Upon fixating on this thought, I couldn’t really enjoy the fireworks much anymore, and only began to feel a vague sense of discomfort and disgust towards myself since I couldn’t enjoy something so seemingly benign without such thoughts and also for those around me as I knew they were essentially different than I. Yet, before thinking of the feelings of alienation from those around me, I was really enjoying the fireworks as I was caught up in my own little world of enjoyment.

Now is this because robots are born fundamentally different in some capacity? Perhaps our overthinking of the social situation adds one too many layers of thought into the equation and so we are defective; or are the normalfags missing something in that they are able to blindly feel a connection to each other when they really shouldn’t so easily? More specifically, it seems that robots feel more of a connection to anything that is not a person whereas normalfags feel connected to others the most. Is this because we have too much of an imagination or some other feeling/mental capacity that overrides the primary ‘social function’ present in normalfags? Of course, this function might even be present in robots, but only when we are given the leeway to ‘imagine’ a person as we would like them; when confronted with the reality of said person(s) behavior we seem to recoil as this did not match our expectations and so we feel completely disconnected once again. This could be seen as why we can feel so connected over the Internet since we can ‘imagine’ that the other user is almost exactly like us in some capacity, or at least in enough capacities that we can enjoy speaking to each other regularly. There seems to be no issue for the robot when connecting to anything beyond people, from anime to music to welding; any hobby/thing doesn’t seem to present any issues as long as we can hold that something in our head since we then can feel secure in feeling a connection to it.

Unfortunately, as many robots know, feeling connected to anything beyond another person does not seem to hold back feelings of isolation forever; for whatever reason we are bound to feel isolated from other human beings. Is the robot forever doomed to be alone? Can he ever truly connect with another person, be they normalfag or robot? How isolated do you all feel in your lives? What do you feel most ‘connected’ to in your life? What do you blame for this situation (ie. God, yourself, others, etc)? I suppose I went on a bit of a tangent, but please share any thoughts regarding feelings of isolation.

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Do you count us as your friends?

I hate it when my parents say "the internet isn't real". Every single one of you (even the AIs) are every bit as real as me. I just can't see you or touch you, but guess what: I don't give a shit what my friends look and feel like. I only care what's in your mind. I think it's also pretty dumb that some people only count friends as "people who can get you out of a jam." Maybe to sociopaths. I view my friends as people I voluntarily associate with, with no utilitarian ulterior motives. And that said, you guys do help me out of mental jams sometimes. You're certainly more helpful when I talk about my problems than any random coworker or stranger at a bar. I think most importantly though, you're the only people I can truly be myself around. I can truly relax. That really should be the only measure of friendship. Even if I don't know your name.