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/leftypol/ already attempted that on every major board and failed because they lack charisma, humor, intelligence, pretty much anything needed to "convert" people to your ideology. Not to mention that once you realise the truth about kikes and the modern world and such there is no going back.

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Let's play war.

>What is war?

Wars a game where you post an image, then somebody else posts another image to fight yours.

Anyhow, here's what I'll start off with.

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Not so fast, your funding has been cut


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Except I snuck the funding in with the wall.


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*destoys your bloodline*


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*destroys your people


This is nice. Bring back memories of lurking on comfy threads

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What was the last straw that made you leave cuckchan?

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Too many underage b& trying to meme.


fuck I don't rememnber.

probably someone shit talking half life 1, and I realized they weren't even serious.


Saw one 2/10 wannabe on 4r9k Stacy Post a picture of herself with the description calling herself a fembot and looking for a boyfriend and her expectations were ridicilous


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>ur gif



Speaking of, do you guys think 8chan will fall like halfchan did? Are we destined ti never have a comfy hub of robros?

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Can someone explain to me why all boomers get butthurt if you start talking about the Jews?


Indoctrination, pavlov's dog.

They hear "Jews did X" and cannot do anything els but get angry. Note this to them, how they actually have nothing to say, and they are baffled



>they are baffled

The what?


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because at the very moment of their adulthood, annie hall was released.



>says nigger

"you're a racist!"

>says gook

"you're a racist!"

>says spic

"you're a racist!"

>says kike

"you're a nazi!"

really makes me think.

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Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread

>BO ain't even gonna pin this shit or put it on cycle so just make a fucking new one when needed edition

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… And once more. For the past few hours I've been thinking about my life and how fucked the world is. All that time in middle school in particular I've been focusing on now, as a subset of the horrible wreck it's part of, I think back to how I could have easily gotten better grades, spent my time better by improving myself instead of wasting countless hours on pointless video games, and trying to at least find peace with myself and try to handle all the shit my household and life in general have been throwing my way. I was too weak and unknowing then, but now it doesn't matter, because those opportunities are gone – and that's how it is, that when you have the opportunities for something, you can't use them well, but when they are gone, you then realize what you should've done. It's absolutely resentful, the state of the conditions of people who end up chewed by their circumstances and die as people all because they weren't born into the right families. It makes me sick beyond comprehension, to a point where I've begun shutting down and depersonalizing from the cumulative disappointment and damage, as well as the realizations, about this sort of evaluation. At times like these, I really just want to eat a shotgun, but only marginally not so because I want to see how it turns out.



Everywhere is, than (((American media))) glamorising it.

t European who regularly has to listen to normies discuss casual sex, weed, shitty music, muh dick, "ironically" loving gang shit, etc.


If you can, go back to college. I am, because holy shit its brutal with mediocre grades. I can't even land a retail job or a McJob. Neither has a future anyway thanks to automation.

I'm going to be way behind on my schedule, but it's better late than never. Also

>study old school books

>lots of worthless shit about the environment and global warming

>100 pages before moles and stoichiometry in my chemistry books

Surprised I even did well, the books are so poorly designed on educating you on the subject.

I'm also seeing shit in a new maths book I bought, that my school never taught me.

So not only do you value education more, you look more critically and see how trash the system is. With that in mind I'm confident, because never again will I trust others to educate me, if you want to learn X then you're better off investing your own money to buy your own resources.


>mom finally gives the ultimatum

>look at job listings

>realize there is no hope

>start thinking about ways to appease mummy instead of ways to make money



just get a job stocking shit at Walmart or whatever



>need money because I live in america neetbux don't cut it

>feet hurt constantly

>100% of all employment eliminated for unskilled labor

fuck this planet fuck this species.

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>make account on Columbine forum

>half of the posts are teenage girls crying about how they can't date Eric/Dylan

>there's a section for fucking fan fiction

>some of it's lewd

Well that was a waste of my time.

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I lurk there every once in a while, they are literally no different than Tumblr

The only interesting thing about that place is Randy Stair was an active member there and they dare mocking our leader Elliot


I posted on that forum before. There is some good discussion occasionally in there and some people who genuinely know a lot about shooters.



the only thing worse than a bad man is a weak man

rare are good men, plenty are the weak; where does glory fall but unto the wicked?



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>his tech-9 semi-automatic

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Just dig up the bones of an ex crush and build a fur suit to reconstruct her in.



>posting cuckchan shit




Audio clips from Jordan Peterson's lectures. Most of his sermons are about "manning up" and "sorting yourself out", and he sounds a lot like Kermit the Frog.


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I remember just a few short years ago, I would have jumped at the chance to visit New York. That was before I realized how horrifying that place is. It's basically a colder version of California. At this point, Commiefornia and Jew York are the modern-day recreations of 1920's Weimar and Berlin, and that's a very depressing thought.


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>keep getting married, man up

>we are waiting with the blade to drop on your neck when you do

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I had this really cool dream recently

>remote mountain in china with lots of resources in gold

>different entities and companies want control of the land for themselves

>only way to acquire said land is to hire mercenaries

>mercenaries dress in colorful chinese cartoon armor and use various obscure weapons

>pretty much power rangers

>they actually kill eachother

>last thing i remember was pink power ranger slicing up a black power ranger with a pink chainsaw

>lots of blood and screaming

I woke up and wanted to go back to sleep and dream this dream forever.

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>not controlling her every move

This is the woman you'll be having children with, no more being a weak beta.



Describe her. What she in a magician outfit or what?


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t. Lenin's reincarnation


Man and his Symbols

conceived and edited by

Carl G.Jung




You might want to look up the old classic Chinese novel "The Water Margin" it's all about how badass being a bandit in ancient China was

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What do you guys do for money?

>apply for bunch of jobs online because of pressure from parents

>get an email response from one

>almost faint

I don't think I am going to make it, lads. How do I handle interacting with people? I don't want to end up homeless like my uncle.

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Most homeless people are not homeless because of bad luck, but because of serious mental instability that prevents them from ever becoming functioning members of society. My older brother was kicked out when I was a small child and he lived with his dad, and during that time he got into heavy drugs, thieving behavior, etc and truly hasn't ever been able to "get back on his feet". Inviting people like that to live with you in the hopes that they'll straighten their shit out is naive to say the least, because they won't look at you like you're family. They don't see you as a brother. They see you as an opportunity to leech more until you get fed up like everyone else before you did or they steal a bunch of your shit and disappear.



Depends on what kind of software you want to work on, where you want to work, and what position you want. If you're ok with a testing job, it wouldn't be too hard, but being an actual dev would be harder. Also, keep in mind a lot of companies expect a degree. However, some companies (like the one I worked at) don't give a damn if you demonstrate that you actually have the skills. If you're incredibly self motivated and you're able to teach yourself coding AND you also have some personal projects or previous work experience you could show off, you would be in good shape. Note that if you don't have the projects or experience to show, you won't have much luck if all you have is self taught coding knowledge.

Besides the technical knowledge, you would also probably want a decent idea of the different types of software development methods and company cultures (look up the agile and waterfall approach to software development).

t. 3rd year computer science universityfag




Also, you don't have to be great at math, but it certainly helps and would open up more opportunities.

Once you have a firm grasp of Python, check out C and Java too. C will give you a better idea of what's actually happening on the hardware level, and Java is a solid language for object oriented programming.



Sometimes the homeless person is too proud to mooch off of others and would rather sleep on the streets/in their car/in shelters, sometimes they're such a lost cause that everyone has given up on trying to help them years ago, sometimes it's a little bit of both. Just because you're related doesn't mean they have to let you take advantage of them for the rest of their lives.




Thanks lads. I'm 18 and will probably go to uni. I'm in Eastern Europe so hopefully university here will not be as bad here as it is in the west.

but I doubt uni will be enough to be competent at coding, so I try to learn by myself. I find it pretty tiring but I'm not good at anything else so I either get good at programming or I end up homeless.

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It's yours.

Standard rules apply. How do you use it?

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Write that the Israeli PM dies from a heart attack while publicly fapping in Mecca or some other islamic holy place + that Kim Jong-Un shoots Trump when he visits North Korea. Now you've got yourself wo nuclear wars.


>I forgot the name of the country

I'm going to take a quick guess and say Sweden.


>all rich people are evil meme

So what are you going to do when you've killed all people that are currently rich and some other people become rich in their stead, are you going to kill them all until we're back at hunting and gathering?


I'd kill off the entire SJW power structure, as well as Senator McCain.



>people with zero talent that acquired power through heredity

>those that are literally brain-dead (those in permanent comas and others that are kept alive for no reason whatsoever) like with the Terri Schiavo case


All w*men




No, it was another. A smaller one with a cross in it's flag, Is in that video but I don't want to watch.




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It is now full of trap faggots, diaper faggots, roasites, and normalniggers. This is the last place for true robots.

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A part of me feels at home on Wizardchan. But another side of me likes the atmosphere here for its own merits. So depending on how I'm feeling on a particular day I just lurk on one or the other.


It's been that way since 2016, most of the site became unusable when Trump won the election leading to an influx of redditfags shitting up the site. I knew the site became unusable the moment a 4chan meme became ruined within 4chan. The newfags made Pepe into some sort of god, and a /fit/ meme was ruined by newfags not knowing how to use memes.



Should we claim >>>v9k now? Sounds like the most logical option since we all know that we're gonna be the next target for the cuck9k








looks like >>>/cuck9k/ isn't even a board.

someone should make it a board then we can post there ironically

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>Would regularly visit Five Guy's

>Would place my order, get my receipt, and go into the bathroom to wash my hands, face, etc.

>Do this every time I go there

>One time I get out of the bathroom and an old lady gives me a weird look

>Realize then exactly what was the problem, although I never thought of it before

>Look behind and see that I was using the woman's restroom the entire time

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Did you really? What was the entire experience of DashCon like?


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Autistic thing I'm doing right now:

I'm archiving nudes from a porn website called Damplips. I used to go there a lot when I was a teenager. I'm literally just scanning through their archives and saving nude photos. I know that if I don't, the website will eventually be taken down and some of the collections will be lost. I don't save any videos because it's 80% girls being fucked by guys and I'm not into that anymore. What makes this even more autistic, is my fascination with how the site has grown and changed. As I dig, I notice how the site changed its media player and sources. For nude collections, they would link you to another website in the beginning, but now the collections are on their site. It gets more autistic on the site's part when you read the long descriptions of each and every video.

TL;DR I'm investing more time and effort researching and archiving nudes than I have ever done for any other subject.

What have I become?



goddamn, I always did that when I read plays



>read my lines in a silly British accent

I did the same when my English read The Crucible, only I was reading Tituba's lines in a thick Ugandan accent. I think this was because I watched Blood Diamond and found the accents funny.



I've been using oneitis for years and never knew it had any association with reddit. I assumed it was a word used by people who look down upon obsessing over one woman for extended periods of time. There really isn't any substitution for oneitis.

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You might be wasting your time. You may not get it now, but don't forget this; all you have to do is try. You can't fight what already happened, but you can create a new understanding. A new purpose. There is only life and this one is yours. Accept it. Get up tommorow and do something. It doesn't matter what , just do something and know that on that day you didn't completely squander your creative potential.

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Are you trying to respond to this thread?



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Oy vey, it’s not working!


Hjhccfs hjncf


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Might as well share this out of the goodness of my heart


>You can't fight what already happened, but you can create a new understanding.

Suck my balls nigger, I'm gonna build a time machine.

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>im not shilling my chan, it hasn't been made yet, just asking for tips.

8chan will die at some point, its slow already and the normans are already on their way in. The next "reasonable" action would be to make your own and try to get the non-cancer 8chan user on the site. i'm asking for tips and advice on server matinace and advice on devolping the site as a whole.

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I made my own chan. It was the most efficient /b/ ever made - a single thread in reverse order that had no post limit.

No one used it and I was too much of a sperg to actually shill it anywhere more than a few times so rip.


Give users the option to make their own boards please, if 8chan dies I don't want the work I put into my board to die with it.


If you don't like half or whole chan just post on one of the thousands of other dead chans, quit adding to the pile.


have any of the chans ever died?

go make your own board.


I'd visit your chan OP.

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Offigial sburdo dhread bosd sburdos gondola is also welgomed :DD

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I want one too. But the tag on the leg says store bought. Probably made in china. sigh


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Time for more space gondola



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Bump out of hope anon sees my reply. Life knows two miseries, getting what you don't want and not getting what you want.


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tex for the sake of tex

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