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File: 91cf51b85dff3e3⋯.jpeg (413.59 KB, 1600x1420, 80:71, Know the rules.jpeg)

 No.167105[Reply]

1. Obey 8chan's global rules.

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 No.204231

>>204215

1. Explanation: You're a terribly disgusting degenerate if you actually want to stick your dick in a whore so just for moral reasons you should leave this board.

2.Expl: If you don't have enough complexes about your body, penis, mannerisms, etc. that you're too scared and insecure to fuck a hooker you're a normalfag.




File: a0d287fbdf19dab⋯.jpg (25.6 KB, 500x286, 250:143, yxyxsada.jpg)

 No.204192[Reply]

>fall for the nofap meme

>on day 3

>my dick is hard 24/7 and I feel a weird tingling on it

>When I go out and see a girl I instantly think about having sex with her and/or raping her

Is this the power of Nofap? Any other Robots on Nofap? Will it get better?

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 No.204262

>>204260

posted this for OP's image, rather than nofap argument since I already contributed to that part.


 No.204272

psst

noporn + profap is the real answer


 No.204273

>>204272

That's a even bigger meme


 No.204275

>>204261

>Imagine having a plastic bag over your penis constantly but you have to peel it back in order to pee, wash, or perform in a sexual activity.

Except you only peel it back in the shower, Schlomo. This seems to be an outlandish thought to you, to have one more step to clean your penis in the shower.

people apply lotion to their skin on their whole body to keep it from getting dry right?

It doesn't just get DRY, it gets CALLOUSED and the nerve endings retract, so you feel LESS.

Rub your hands against a concrete wall. Now do the same with the tip of your dick, you retard.

Fucking kill yourself.


 No.204278

>>204192

I've once stayed over at a friend's house for 2 weeks, a time during which I did not masturbate at all.

I experienced literally no benefits or deficits to my behaviour or general feelings from this.

I didn't have an increased libido, nor did I feel more energised or whatever. After a while I didn't even want to fap at all any more.

Point I'm making is that not jacking off did nothing for me, and honestly it seems like a meme.




File: a16e4ae058434a4⋯.gif (595.54 KB, 250x249, 250:249, crying 2.gif)

 No.204032[Reply]

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ARCHIVED THE CREATE GF THREAD!!

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 No.204047

File: 845ebbb5e3b0b28⋯.png (8.05 KB, 406x359, 406:359, create gf thread perfect g….png)

>>204044

Thanks anon, but how do I images?


 No.204098

>>204047

Women don't belong in politics.

>how do I images

No idea why mine didn't show, and the archive's were working fine.

Also, do you possibly have the New Year's happening thread on /pol/? Lost the link to the archive. It was when a shooting happened in Istanbul.


 No.204255

>>204044

Some of the archive's images are 404'ing or it says they don't have it archived.


 No.204258

>>204044

>going to (((church)))


 No.204277

File: d65d4605ca379a6⋯.png (13.86 KB, 406x359, 406:359, i want.png)

>>204258

>being an (((edgelord)))




File: 63e4333eb551bd7⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 63e4333eb551bd7c921fb31130….jpg)

 No.204158[Reply]

These squirrels keep fucking screeching outside my window!

WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!

FUCK YOU!

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 No.204250

>walking home from store

>lost in thought, not paying attention to my surrounding

>suddenly barking and a large shape running at my side

>i instantly panic and dive to run away

>stupid dog is on a leash

>stupid owners have a whole wide open yard and they chose to put it at the front of the house

Fortunately, nobody was around to see my dodging autism. Large dogs are terrifying, either way.


 No.204251

>>204188

I like cats, they can be annoying cunts sometimes but they offer more mental support than any human could give me.


 No.204253

File: 9a287dc79928590⋯.jpg (40.33 KB, 634x650, 317:325, c0c.jpg)

>>204250

>afraid of big guy dogs

are you a nigger?


 No.204268

>roomate has this ratty small dog

>shits and pisses all over the carpet even though its owner takes it outside

>it doesn't shit when someone takes it outside because it wants to shit indoors

>takes ninja shits when no one is watching then starts chomping on it

>evidence of this act is apparent by flakes of shit in the corner

>because of this I keep it in its cage all the time

>its starts whining so I put my hands around its neck then gently squeeze until it gets the point that whining=getting choked

>little fucker still takes ninja shits when its owner lets it out for a bit

That rat isn't even supposed to be in this apartment. The only dog on the lease is my big guy German Shepherd whom I trained to be a service dog so he can keep his balls. I can't wait until the lease is up so I can move away from this awful roomate and her shitty rat dog. I already have a guy friend lined up who isn't a useless women.


 No.204276

File: 66c3bb89aa7f707⋯.png (1.38 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1460215990877-1.png)

>>204253

I was attacked by a large dog when I was a kid, you prick. You try not getting Vietnam flashbacks of a dog mauling you whenever something half your size charges.




File: cb826bfeedb1474⋯.jpg (82.38 KB, 960x645, 64:43, 1432585206882.jpg)

 No.201307[Reply]

What's your preferred facial hair style? Do you just shave everyday/every couple days or do you have a specific style?

I'm too lazy so I just let the moustache and sideburns grow, it doesn't look terribly awful but it does make me look like 10 years older

 No.201318

>>201307

I have facial hair that is decent enough when it is short but when it is long, I wouldn't say it's patchy but it's definitely not thick and full like a normal beard, it's a little thinner and hard to keep at a uniform length. If it gets a little uneven or messy it triggers the fuck out of me. Of course shaving isn't a good alternative because I get baby face like in the OP.

I have a beard trimmer that I keep on the charger because the battery sucks and I'm too lazy to get a new one. I trim my beard down to the 3 setting every few days so I keep the Chad tier stubble all of the time without having to commit to shaving regularly to have a smooth face, or worry about keeping a mess of a beard orderly. It works for me.

If I only had mustache and sideburns though I would just say fuck it and shave. If it doesn't go all the way around you either look like a hipster or a fat autist. Hell even though I am a bit of an autist I want normies to have to give a little thought to it before realizing it.


 No.204274

I prefer the short stubble, but I'm usually too lazy to shave regularly, so I keep the beard until it starts looking pubey and unaesthetic.

I should invest in a beard trimmer.




File: 233dfa456e3983c⋯.jpg (10.05 KB, 163x290, 163:290, SnakeSubArt.jpg)

 No.204244[Reply]

What jobs have you guys had? Anything you can recommend to someone that has only an AS and a couple years of factory work experience?

 No.204256

Parcel delivery boy.

>on your own all day

>no one on your back

>can listen to your shitty anime drift music

>talk to qts


 No.204271

File: fc769e920c93fa5⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 480x720, 2:3, allahu_akblart.jpg)

Worked as a security guard at an electronics store. Dream job if you like to stand in one place for 10 hrs straight, do nothing, and be treated by other employees like a lower caste to the point where you can't even use the staff restroom without asking someone for an access card.




File: c9da9a24cb6998f⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Minecraft 07.24.2017 - 12.….png)

 No.194289[Reply]

whats your monday looking like robots?

just ate a hot pocket and im chilling with some minecraft

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 No.204018

File: e9ce08ed8e38e33⋯.jpg (132.5 KB, 1001x917, 143:131, 1234839001283.jpg)

Dragfarogjht


 No.204257

>>202500

You can change your name but there are MC account indices that will remember your old names. Buy a new account if you really want to start fresh.


 No.204267

minetest is better and free


 No.204269

>>194289

how do get minecraft on a computer?


 No.204270

>>204269

Delete system32.

>>204267

I liked it but it doesn't have mobs which makes everything a bit pointless since all you can do is build, I like the survival aspect of minecraft.




File: a4cae5c706c702e⋯.jpg (120.22 KB, 1118x1280, 559:640, SFlo73h.jpg)

 No.204223[Reply]

This is by far what infuriates me the most about females.

>inb4 nobody likes being old

That's not the point. It's knowing that not only do they have an advantage in financial, social and reproductive terms just by existing, but also they end up having the last laugh.

When the wife dies first, the husband usually gets so depressed that he dies shortly after. When the husband dies first, the wife can easily live another 10 o 20 years more while being just as happy as she was before.

 No.204266

>>204223

Yeah but women become useless when they hit menopause (actually like 10 years earlier because any babies they give birth to will have defects or at least be small in stature, low test). Even elderly men can still write books and stuff that can change the world.

Women have it better (unless they're ugly, in which case butterface is their highest potential), but they don't have the useful brain or muscular body that men do. You should look at your positive manly attributes and let them feed your self-esteem. Every complicated thought you think is a blessing that no woman could replicate. Women will never know what it is like to appreciate an intellectual debate or lift large amounts of weight.

Part of the reason women live longer is because the dihydrotestosterone 'burns out the motor', like, by being a man you burn out your body because so badass and shit.




File: 893031824c41adf⋯.jpg (79.96 KB, 531x762, 177:254, 81C2EAB8-AF84-4734-A5FB-73….jpg)

 No.202424[Reply]

Would a white NEET fare any better in Japan, at least in terms of getting gf?

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 No.203584

>>203069

You don't realize the amount of settling which must occur to get off the cock carousel long term. This is why you can't date women in their 30s without them either trying to guilt a diamond out of you, "forgetting" her pill, or poking holes in your condoms. Those women have had their options access to the 20% you infer reduced by age.

It's a testament to the sexualities of beta men that there are still hordes of them willing to sop up, for dollars on pennies, Chad's used 10-cent cum-wipes when they've become cum-crusted. Too many women are living too good of lives right now, an artificial imbalance perpetuated by State influence.


 No.203930

Maybe if you're between 5'6 and 5'11. No if you're 5'5'' or below.


 No.204179

>>202525

Literally the "blame the Jews for everything" meme.


 No.204181

File: faf75f44a233ce9⋯.png (417.09 KB, 1246x724, 623:362, normalfags.png)

>>202424

No. Fuck your weeb fantasies. They wouldn't touch you for the same reason american bitches wouldn't: you are not Chad, even if the specifics of Chad are different depending on culture, and you are not Chad in any culture.


 No.204265

>>204181

>using weeb as an insult

>on an imageboard

Normalkike detected




File: 70b792f8e766cac⋯.jpg (59.81 KB, 680x818, 340:409, cbb.jpg)

 No.191871[Reply]

Okay i think we need to set some ground rules /r9k/ as i am sick of seeing all these normalfags and summerfags on our boards also please sticky this thread.

>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag

>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag

>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag

If you do any of these things and are not a virgin neet you are a fucking normalfag and DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD!!.

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 No.203795

>>203788

oh my bad

I'm just sick of all these unifags with bright futures shitting this place up.


 No.203879

>>203795

>implying educated men like Sir Isaac Newton and Nikola Tesla were Normalfags despite the fact that both died virgins


 No.203940

File: 9d820c38fc4edc7⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 540x233, 540:233, yamero.jpg)

>>203784

Same situation. Unfortunately for me everyone keeps trying to talk to me despite how obvious I make it that I don't want to and how weird I act to scare everyone away. There are other quiet people that work there but everyone leaves them alone, I get so bitter and jealous of them, I don't understand why the rules that apply to them don't apply to me. I see how they act, the things they do, mimic them perfectly, but they don't work, I am the exception for some reason. It's so frustrating.


 No.204263

>>191978

Hey hiki


 No.204264

>>192679

back to reddit, degeneracy-shill. go shit up half chan robot board




File: f9b5e53423a777a⋯.png (806.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, G3S117G.png)

 No.204148[Reply]

>Be me

>8 year old autist

>Class bores me

>I'm very lonely and get teased

>fantasize about killing my classmates

>Make a gun shape with my fingers and point it at random kids imagining me killing them

>Do this regularly

>Get confronted about it

>Teacher plays dumb

>What does that thing you do with your fingers mean anon?

>I was 8 not dumb so I make something up about how I'm pretending to play Wii

>Tfw slowly been realising how screwed up I've been since childhood since regaining my childhood memories

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 No.204228

>>204148

>since regaining my childhood memories

What?

>>204164

/a/?


 No.204232

File: 5b6276ce9bd21e0⋯.jpg (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5b6276ce9bd21e06c8e9cfbaa0….jpg)

>>204199

What the fuck did the wii do to you to make you so angry? Did it molest you as a child?


 No.204233

>>204232

yes, but you must never ask me how


 No.204239

>>204228

I lost most memory of my childhood because of my dads abuse, I got access to them again when I was 16 after my dad sperged on me and I spent 2 months having daily panic attacks as I regained them.


 No.204252

File: 07004593c0503c4⋯.jpg (45.35 KB, 400x600, 2:3, zeman11.jpg)

>>204199

>banned

>but still use this reaction pic

W E W




File: beac4aea9b150af⋯.jpg (89.46 KB, 800x950, 16:19, Blackeyegalaxy.jpg)

 No.204206[Reply]

I have a question for all of you robots.

What do you do to pass the time with nothing?

 No.204217

time doesnt real


 No.204222

walk back and forth reimagining things from my past and exploring other weird scenarios


 No.204246

Time passes whether you do anything or not.


 No.204248

>>204222

I have trouble sleeping so I often do this for hours in bed, it does bring back unpleasant memories sometimes.




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File: 590c349414d0b9f⋯.jpg (218.26 KB, 925x588, 925:588, diversity equality man ar….jpg)

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File: fc321eea37b1148⋯.jpg (342.4 KB, 1334x694, 667:347, woman brains.jpg)

 No.204035[Reply]

I used to be just like a lot of clueless guys, assuming that women just needed things explained to them in a more clear and palatable fashion. So I answered every single one of their arguments line by line. I held their hand through logic fallacies, presented rational arguments, dissected their inconsistent reasoning patterns, NAIVELY assuming that if you simply pointed out things to women in a straight-forward and meticulous manner, they would respond in kind. I respected them by providing them with long, drawn-out explanations and justifications.

But I soon realized the real problem.

Women are simply incapable of reasoning.

Women present SELF-ABSORBED, SELF-SERVING EMOTIONAL CLAIMS as their version of a rational argument. They are simply too stupid to do otherwise. Their function is NOT to think. This is why they suck so badly at it.

"Less justification, more invalidation" isn't just some magical slogan I invented as a convenient technique to help you deal with women. It's how women and children are TRAINED to submit to the governing authority of MEN.

When you explain things to a woman, you are showing her RESPECT. But look at how these mindless cunts treat your respect. She obliviously feels that LYING is a perfectly valid argument. She feels that ignoring your valid points while replying with logically-void, condescending windbaggery amounts to intellectual honesty.

WHY?

BECAUSE SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR MEN.

No one has bothered to teach a dumb bitch that if she wants respect, she needs to offer respect in return.

Does she bother to specifically address any of the points being made? FUCK NO. She simply offers her knee-jerk emotional reaction like all women do. No reasoning whatsoever. Again: no respect for men.

While you're busy respecting women by offering them justification for your position, they're busy laughing at you. Why would you then keep respecting bitches with further justifications? They are a waste of your time and effort.

If this is the only female you've talked to, sure you might naively assume that it just takes enough explanations to tip the scales towards an intelligent response from her. But if youPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.204221

>first Women Hate Thread in months

>shill posting traps to derail

really makes you think, it's almost like they don't want this kind of thing being posted.


 No.204237

>>204221

Yeah, this type of shit is exactly why the BO added rule 5.


 No.204241

File: 8b9a2a5308de0a6⋯.jpg (41.11 KB, 480x653, 480:653, soitseems.jpg)

File: eca4e45ce8dca75⋯.jpg (447.17 KB, 3300x1840, 165:92, modelchomo.jpg)

File: 3d6e2b42a0a356c⋯.png (913.75 KB, 1303x672, 1303:672, artificialwomb.png)

File: 0f7c289eea1bbda⋯.png (255.59 KB, 1800x1348, 450:337, adultery.png)

File: c5c8a57beb20c26⋯.png (541.38 KB, 958x679, 958:679, entitlement.png)

Let's see if we can get this thread back on track, friends.


 No.204242

File: 0a124e1cda5c860⋯.jpg (62.85 KB, 640x640, 1:1, available.jpg)

File: d3c274646c9427d⋯.png (542.51 KB, 708x829, 708:829, benefits.png)

File: fd5d573102afb09⋯.jpg (73.72 KB, 623x626, 623:626, childsupport.jpg)

File: a2b631876214139⋯.jpg (187.35 KB, 900x900, 1:1, fiction.jpg)

File: 42754e5484f5fa3⋯.png (104.22 KB, 911x901, 911:901, golddig.png)

>>204241

…And a few more samples of vintage misogyny from my personal reserve.


 No.204243

Brother, I am with you. Mankind must seek unity through Brotherhood.




File: eba06db9f308617⋯.jpg (5.47 KB, 200x189, 200:189, images (7).jpg)

 No.186473[Reply]

>That edgy Autistic kid who was obsessed with mass murderers

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 No.199079

>>187211

I'm like that, or so I have been told.

Holding a conversation is easy. I easily could talk with girls I liked about how futanari without balls isn't gay if I wanted to, but starting one is painful and impossible.


 No.199080

>>199079

Ignore my shitty grammar, I'm a retard nonetheless.


 No.199150

>>186949

>that kid who was undiagnosed with autism that was seen as edgy and weird, especially when having no sympathy towards the kikes during ww2 "lessons"

okay you got me


 No.200216

>>197529

>that girl who went to the hospital for attempted suicide

This was my sister


 No.204240

>>197676

>That Asian kid who did nothing but watch Anime

This was my friend




File: bb50a93858bbfa8⋯.jpg (29.76 KB, 648x206, 324:103, sa.jpg)

 No.201082[Reply]

So I wanted to hear your thoughts on the idea of overcoming social anxiety. Like some people say, if you simply expose yourself to certain circumstances that cause you anxiety enough times you will build up a tolerance to it and thus overcome the anxiety. Or is this just some bullshit that will lead me into putting myself into situations that will needlessly make me feel extremely uncomfortable.

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 No.204205

File: 501a63272aad58d⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1503545660579.png)

>>201082

A monkey attending to school for 18 years doesn't make him more intelligent than his jungle counterparts.


 No.204225

>Using the self-checkout

I use the manned ones and just blankly stare at the cashier without responding to anything they say as though they aren't people.


 No.204227

File: 18e191dc8596eff⋯.jpg (208.27 KB, 472x710, 236:355, janeway.jpg)

>>204225

Well that's not very nice of you. Apologize, rude one.


 No.204235

File: e2ded277ba459ee⋯.png (166.59 KB, 376x328, 47:41, 1489369174681.png)

>>201188

>implying I want to go swimming

I actually don't ever use swimming pools because the water is always cold.


 No.204238

>>201188

>swimming in disgusting normalfag-infested war

>not just peeing on them and then running away




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