We had a "Tell Us About Your Mother thread" not to long ago
Now lets talk about fathers, whether they were biological, step, or just vacant.
Now onto mine
>Dad be degenerate as fuck
>I work. Dad is NEET
>He's basically as much as a giga nigga can be without actually being a nigger.
>just came home after being gone for a week
>immediately asks if I have condoms, as there is this borderline obese 2/10 roastie outside our house, inside a beat up '95 Dodge Caravan yes, im /o/
>I was so profound by this that I didn't say shit, just went back to my room to type this out.
Week before
>Dad needed a ride to some house
>I dont ask why, just do, as I had to head to work.
>dad thanks me, as he gets out with a big can of Budweiser and
an empty ziplock bag
>Come home to have him laugh about he got "sum pucci, son"
>tells me that ziplock bags work fine as condoms
>I wish I were kidding
>i'm 95% certain that it was someone's wife
>brush it off and head to bathroom
>bathroom has shit stains in sink as well as the wall where the toilet paper roll is on.
>I drive to McFastfood joint just to take a dump
>sleep in car out of anger and disbelief
>shower at gym and go to work from there the next day
>tfw I have the misfortune of being named after him, let alone being born to this.
>tfw my mother had such shit taste in men
I can FILM a documentary about this unbelievably decadent being with these kind of incidents.
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