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File: 91cf51b85dff3e3⋯.jpeg (413.59 KB, 1600x1420, 80:71, Know the rules.jpeg)

 No.167105[Reply]

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 No.183629

>>183563

why not send OP a email? he actually put his email into the email box.

>mailto:[email protected]




File: 8d0cfd04338e60b⋯.jpg (174.36 KB, 1533x961, 1533:961, confused.jpg)

 No.184247[Reply]

>be me

>meet qt3.14 online

>start talking

>start talking even more

>talk daily

>start talking on voicechat

>been talking for like 3 months now

>finally find out her last name

>facebook that shit

>find her family

>find pics of her as a kid

>send her pics of her as a kid

>she's shocked

>wut I just searched u up on facebook lol

>blocks me everywhere

did I fuck up?

is it that creepy to look people up on facebook?

how do I fix?

 No.184249

File: e2444b8414b91d2⋯.jpg (37.55 KB, 362x346, 181:173, 1445832492452.jpg)

>send her pics of her as a kid

Why?


 No.184250

>>184249

it was one pic and she looked silly in it

am I actually autistic? I don't see the harm in this




File: cb9c013cf0921a6⋯.jpg (722.29 KB, 1200x902, 600:451, cb9.jpg)

 No.184117[Reply]

What do you do when you think you're becoming a beta orbiter?

I really like this girl and even talk to her on a semi daily basis, though I'm not sure if she is in a relationship, I think she's just using me as her beta orbiter. What do I do in this situation?

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 No.184167

File: adfa6a6fbee992c⋯.webm (3.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, postal dude finds out hea….webm)

>Risking becoming a failed normalfag pet to some bitch

Make a romantic move on her. If she rejects then pull out


 No.184171

Like others have said, make a move. You're probably already too deep in the friendzone for her to see you that way, but fuck it try. If shes not interested then don't get mad, just simply move on. Assuming she turns you down, if she approaches you at all after that, then sure talk to her as an acquaintance if you want, but don't orbit around her.


 No.184185

>>184117

forget her ever wanting you as her bf if she did not give you the signals for it and instead focus on her female friends. If you did not tell her that you are interested in her yet, it will work perfectly and there will be no awkwardness between you 2. If you were friends only before and if she did not give you any romantic signals, you better keep it this way before you humiliate yourself. If she likes you in the romantic way she will signal it (unless she is equally socially retarded like you, which is very rare in females).

Then she must have some friend that might be at least somewhat compatible with you. Females are turbo normies and they pretty much know each other. Beeing friendzoned means you have access to her social ressources in the best case while beeing foreveralone KV means you have nothing.

If you already got rejected by her you can choose if you want to keep your dignity at least and give up all contact.


 No.184246

Thanks guys, I will try to ask her out if we meet again. I'm a complete autist in these situations so I will most likely completly fuck it up.

Do you have any tips to ask a girl out for people that have never done it before?


 No.184248

>>184117

I try to find a way to excuse myself without making it obvious why I'm leaving. Then I visit a couple more times, then stop.




File: 2f4feb4ef08dea9⋯.jpg (14.6 KB, 319x331, 319:331, 1477777792575.jpg)

 No.180601[Reply]

>reach out to childhood friend

>start talking

>ask if she wants to meet me

>she says yes

>ask if she wants to come to my house

>seen 21:25

>no reply

did I blow it?

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 No.183876

File: 533151d814ac4f7⋯.png (170.91 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1470258686143.png)

I went to her house today and we built a lego kit and ate pasta. I asked her if she wanted to "go out", she said she had work to do I said "I meant do you want to go out". she took a few moments to realise what I meant and said no. I should add that this is the first time I've asked a girl out. we hugged and she invited me to a party then I went home. It took me 2 hours just to get the words out. my mind is calm but I feel sick and my heart is racing. I can't believe people do this casually. I feel like I'm going to die.


 No.184065

>>183876

fun times OP


 No.184144

>>183876

At least you don't have to worry about it anymore


 No.184168

>>183876

That means you can post more pics now.


 No.184245

File: ad7d2d1ff5efe85⋯.jpg (111.63 KB, 764x938, 382:469, 1456240695594.jpg)

>>183876

Sorry OP, maybe she'll come around someday.




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 No.183416[Reply]

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 No.183550

Kissless virgin, LOL


 No.183572

>>183416

Thanks for the archive link ya dip


 No.183582

File: 89f35358cc8fb44⋯.jpg (22.9 KB, 524x336, 131:84, d2141d68f60f11c03160ff1307….jpg)

No, I don't. No cold sores or genital rashes. I am clean, and I think people with herpes should be killed.


 No.184022

File: 8d373aa1b371df0⋯.jpg (33.66 KB, 680x734, 340:367, 608.jpg)

>got herpes around 2nd grade, god knows how, probably from some other kid

>every time I get a cold sore suicidal thoughts spike 3000%

>people probably think I've been sucking dick at a bus station bathroom all night long

>morbid fear of it being a reason for rejection or getting intimate with someone and them eventually finding about it that has prevented me from seeking any kind of relationship all my life

>constantly paranoid about the small possibility of the virus spreading to the eyes and brain and possibly causing blindness and brain damage

I just want to die.


 No.184244

>>184022

Yeah if it's that bad just put it out there and joke about it. If you joke about it, you take away any power that anyone has to make you feel badly about it. Plus, as the article said, it may attract girls with cold sores (herpes simplex type 1).

I know people shit on roasties, as they should, for having kids and STD's but due to the commonness of the virus then hopefully one day the stigma surrounding it will be lessened with increased education.




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 No.183486[Reply]

AHHHHH WTF I JUST GOT INVITED TO A GRADUATION PARTY BY A GIRL AHHH WHAT DO I DO???

Help fellow robots. So HS graduation is in 3 days (I'm 18 mods) and a girl invited me to her graduation party. She didn't actively seek me out to give me an invitation or anything, it just came up in our conversation that she's having one and that I should go. I've never been to a party before and I'm scared I might sperg out. What do robots? Am I finally going to get laid and leave this place?

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 No.184116

File: 7f456e7145e2dec⋯.jpg (21.26 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 7f456e7145e2decceb739a3a00….jpg)

>social human being

>has a friend to talk with

>asks robots for advice


 No.184138

>>184104

If you think there's an actual chance you might die then don't go obviously, whether drunk or sober. But if you think you'll be fine then go and fake Chadhood until you reach out. Walk up to people and introduce yourself then you can ask if anyone has seen [insert movie you like and can discuss it explain a little]. If they don't go anywhere with the conversation they're the autist's tbh. If you do hit it off and start up a conversation about the movie try to slowly and organically change subject to keep the conversation fresh.

e.g. (introduce yourself) "Has anyone seen Black mirror? It's a sci Fi show about the fucked up and realistic versions of future tech. Like this one episode where a guy takes control of mechanical bees, because all the organic ones have died, then he murders people based on if he thinks they're undeserving. It's pretty interesting because before that I didn't really think about the fact that in someone's eyes I'm basically the most evil person on Earth."

Leave some time in-between sentences for the other party to talk so it doesn't become a monologue. If you get cut off forget about your original point and go with the flow of the conversation.

Worst case scenario is done people think you're a weirdo for being social and some others think you're chill because you talk about interesting stuff, best case you get some friends but more importantly self confidence. It is absolutely critical for you to let go of all anxiety, let them think whatever the fuck they want. Is you become a stuttering retard make light of it by joking about it, they will empathise with you then instead of the knee-jerk ridicule response.

Good luck Anon, I fucking believe in you.


 No.184140

>>183552

ITT: Autists trying to figure out how women work.


 No.184232

>>184050

I'm going in with all financial aid


 No.184243

HEY OPIE SO I FIGURED SOME STUFF OUT

1. DONT BE YOURSELF BE SOMEBODY ELSE

2. LARP AS A NORMIE THIS WILL HELP

3. EVERYONE IS BORN RAISED AND CONDITIONED THEY ARE ALL LARPING AS NORMIES TOO

HOPE THIS HELPS




File: cfab8eb8c4fd348⋯.jpg (28.63 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 543143_3621928085736_83181….jpg)

 No.184165[Reply]

Happy retribution day fellow robots.

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 No.184203

File: 9bbf17886be805e⋯.pdf (1.15 MB, elliot.pdf)

For anyone who might not have it here is Elliot's manifesto/auto-biography


 No.184208

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>184189

>shitty

original


 No.184209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

also this, very interesting


 No.184216

>>184208

I would have loved spending a day with Elliot


 No.184242

>>184216

>I would have loved spending a day with Elliot

Same here




File: 02b94b264414b49⋯.mp4 (75.75 KB, 614x640, 307:320, ftddtot.mp4)

 No.166808[Reply]

FTDDTOT

May as well. Get comfy, enjoy the brownies next to the hot cocoa.

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 No.184194

>Mother comes back home

>she's pissed off about something

>immediately asks what I'm doing

>explained I have nothing to do but "dude marijuana lmao"

>she's already claiming "I'm in a mood"

>tru and explain I'm feeling nothing but apathy

>end up becoming pissed off due to her constant shouting upsetting my noise sensitive ears

>decide to go in garden for pot

>mfw loud ass neighbours are out now putting a damper on my bong hitting

I just want to escape this paradigm of autism and directionless life


 No.184226

File: 119f83550cf2234⋯.png (93.05 KB, 500x422, 250:211, 119f83550cf2234e87368e5952….png)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is this!? Every fucking roastie who even bothers to speak with me, they always talk down to me like I'm a retarded fucking six year old with perger's.

>"buddy"

>"fella"

>stupid 'warm' smiles never leave their stupid faces

>chuckling at everything that leaves my mouth, like everything I say's a joke

>small, simple words. Short sentences

And their tone, all that condescension barely masked behind a facade of pity. what is this? I liked it better when they just acted like I didn't exist. Hell, I thought they were scared of me before but, now they all just regard me like I'm their "special" little brother. I can't take this.


 No.184236

File: 1dfbe146cfe63a4⋯.jpg (75.67 KB, 695x960, 139:192, IMG_20170331_133019.jpg)

>Think I have my oneitis finally under control after secluding myself and training myself not to expect to see her

>See oneitis again

>Manage a decent conversation that made me look smart and alpha albeit I did sperg a little but I think she overlooked it

>Precum all over my pants

>Back to square one

I have a problem.


 No.184239

>>184226

>not going oopsie-doopsie :DDDD and planting your face firmly in their mediocre 3DPD tits


 No.184241

>>184226

Make it mutual




File: a45e1dbfeda7ec7⋯.jpg (2.66 MB, 2096x3000, 262:375, Roulette.jpg)

 No.175661[Reply]

Happy Valentines day, anons! Let's play a game! Rules in pic relates! Good luck!

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 No.183989

>>175661

rolling on 2


 No.183992

rollin with mah dick


 No.184037

here we go one two three


 No.184237

>>175661

floccinaucinihilipilification


 No.184240

rollio




File: 893666aae5f045e⋯.jpg (84.73 KB, 500x524, 125:131, upset doggo.jpg)

 No.184227[Reply]

Mfw I realize normie libshit women would rather risk getting blown up to virtue signal than date a robot

 No.184228

File: 1c50513e9590a8f⋯.jpg (94.57 KB, 600x612, 50:51, 1c50513e9590a8f793788ddd55….jpg)

In other news: Women like to date chads, robots are losers, grass is green.


 No.184234

File: 14580f84cf24d18⋯.jpg (129.84 KB, 1035x1280, 207:256, IMG_20170403_003611.jpg)

>Mfw Muslim robot


 No.184238

Neither leftards and sandniggers possess inteligence, so both of them blowing up would actually be beneficial for society




File: 0a58ba41cbec65a⋯.jpg (512.43 KB, 781x1600, 781:1600, 1426969315930.jpg)

 No.180267[Reply]

in about 5 years, 100% of this board will be former posters from /pol/

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 No.183650

>>183597

not that anon but take it from me, porn can ruin your life


 No.184195

>>183650

I think you should stop with that spacing.


 No.184222

>>184195

I think you should stop with that autism.


 No.184231

File: 3139cf6fa230c9e⋯.jpg (46.19 KB, 319x480, 319:480, IMG_0839.JPG)

>>183650

Wow it never sinks in for you does it? Samefagging and Reddit spacing? For shame anon, you're bad even for a newfag.


 No.184235

>>183540

>reddit spacing

>puts fucking spaces after each greentext arrow




File: 4fff6205cd83314⋯.jpg (350.22 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, nartanz toho.jpg)

 No.184161[Reply]

are robots intelligent?

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 No.184172

>>184161

Being a robot doesn't automatically make you intelligent, but due to the lots of free time robots have due to being NEETs, not having social lives and so on, they spend way more time researching and thinking about shit than normalfags.


 No.184179

No, I'm dumb as shit. What I do though is a memorise lots of useless facts. Normalfags will think you're smart as long as you can tell them why beer was invented, or what the difference between diet coke and coke zero is, or if you can name a bunch of authors (you don't need to read their books).


 No.184182

people who lack in certain areas like to say they're smart. it makes them feel good.


 No.184196

>>184172

i think you're mistaking intelligence for education


 No.184233

>>184161

I'm certainly much more knowledgeable than most normalfags on subjects like history, politics, science etc but I wouldn't go as far to say I'm more intelligent.




File: 2c4596d5b562b18⋯.png (576.03 KB, 978x730, 489:365, 1487141874843.png)

 No.178346[Reply]

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Non-virgins, non-NEETs and normalfags need not apply for this question.

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 No.181011

>>178350

This. There's always a backup if the worst happens


 No.181167

File: 82e97d7e2cf4759⋯.jpg (224.54 KB, 1239x795, 413:265, 1479289437357.jpg)

I'm working on it OP, I just need a helium tank.


 No.184223

>>178589

>Not starting with your self

cuck


 No.184225

>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Because my religion states that if I do I will go to hell


 No.184230

>>178346

Hope, yeah this sounds dumb but here and there I still get daydreams, maybe my life will turn another direction in the upcoming years, and fear I guess, fear of the unknown, I will just dissapear, without letting a single memory on this planet.




File: 02dd1e587d63aa3⋯.jpg (66.47 KB, 367x395, 367:395, 0 03 fake album art.jpg)

 No.184074[Reply]

Things are too good /r9k/, something is really wrong. I don't mean this in a humblebrag kind of way, my life is shit right now. My grades are falling to shit, my job hasn't called me in for a month, and I'm broke and have tons of anxiety related mental shit. What I mean is, I have a girlfriend, and she's everything I imagined a girlfriend to be like. We met through her older sister, who rarely talks to me anymore, and started dating in the most stereotypical way possible (prom on the beach under the stars). She's gorgeous, smart, funny, and even though we fight all the time, I'm always right, and I always work it out by making her talk to me and communicating. I'm honestly convinced she's an elaborate delusion. Nobody I knew before acknowledged her existence for a couple months besides the sister and immediate family. Since then, most people have stopped talking to me that knew me before, and most people who talk to me now are church people. I think they might just be trying to ease me out as a charity thing, and my folks might be playing along. I'm not even sure if the original "sister" has a sister to begin with. I think I've created an elaborate delusion to escape my hellish life, and I'm afraid it'll all disappear one day. I love her, but no girl is that kind, no woman would let me near without beating me. Every other woman I've been with has beaten the shit out of me, it'd make sense to hallucinate a perfect submissive wife, right? What the fuck is happening?

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 No.184139

Well…that is quite a fascinating concept.

Try not to do anything very drastic.


 No.184160

>>184074

Sounds like you're breaking up with reality.

I have no advice for you.


 No.184174

>>184118

She said no, she doesn't like pictures… ;-;


 No.184190

>>184174

Didn't you say she was submissive? Maybe you don't understand the term new friend…

>it's summer again ;_;


 No.184229

File: 59fc427b14b5c44⋯.jpg (9.62 KB, 253x246, 253:246, 59fc427b14b5c444fd97177c4a….jpg)

>>184174

Proof that your gf isn't real, wake up anon!




File: 6fb2de3884c0a88⋯.png (5.3 KB, 177x284, 177:284, download.png)

 No.184200[Reply]

>tfw its my birthday and i did nothing again

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 No.184217

Happy birthday OP, we will always love you, try and find some non-normies who will appreciate you


 No.184218

>>184214

i wish id been a victim of his shooting, my life is just a waste of time


 No.184220

>>184218

Your life will only be a waste of time if you make it so


 No.184221

>>184220

i never had a choice just like everything else


 No.184224

File: 52ea35a7dbed983⋯.jpg (3.06 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG_20170523_171615.jpg)

Last birthday I had was alright. Took a bunch of codeine and bought pic related. I miss the codeine but I'm being put on valium soon so it's alright. I can probably sell some to the braindead normalfags at my school too. Everything will be alright in the end. We're all going to make it, OP.




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