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>I have a holy right to shitposting

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>the only reason I haven't had a girlfriend is because I'd be embarrassed if either my or her parents acknowledged our existence as a couple

Just having parents makes everything awkward for me. I wish I could just escape to some pocket dimension cabin in Alaska or something. God, I fucking hate other people.

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Eh, I just think the responsibility of just having people judging you in a relationship frightens me.

Also I don't like my parents in general and I'm afraid they'd pursue contact if she eventually became my waifu.



>I don't like my parents in general

Is it mutual though ? I mean unless they hate your guts I don't see how any parent wouldn't be happy that their son has a gf unless they think the relationship in unhealthy (and they probably wouldn't have any reason to think so when they barely know her anyway). Of course if there's something else like abusive or extremely possessive parents then I guess you can disregard what I said.

As for keeping contact what are you afraid of specifically ? I can't imagine it being anything other than checking up on her and you by proxy from time to time and maybe inviting you to dinner sometimes.



>As for keeping contact what are you afraid of specifically ?

I don't know, like general wanting to talk to me. They always judge me, like I said, I'm afraid they'll try to interfere with my life (for example, if I have grandchildren they'll want to spend time with them.)

Generally I just don't like the idea of talking to them in person at all.


It's definitely not the only reason for me but I have the same thing, meeting your gf's parents seems more frightening than the reverse though.


That's a problem of mine too. You can't just have something private in a vacuum. All people come with other people attached.

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Does anybody else here have a difficult time being critical of Trump? I don't agree with him on many things but the fact that our media and all the normies in this country absolutely hate him and try to mudsling him at every chance makes it hard for me to be critical of him.


>all the normies in this country absolutely hate him

If that's true then how did he win the election?



The electoral college. 3 million more normies voted for Clinton.

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I can't live in peace because of them and I'd only have to profit from inheritance.

I've been trying to convince my mom to kill herself for my own good but she hasn't been in agreement.

Anyone else?

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I wouldn't really care if my whore mother died at this point, but my father keeling over would make it very difficult to continue being a NEET. I don't really like or respect him as a person and would probably be indifferent to his death otherwise.



>>176061 was a request to post more non-hardcore material


of the few people i know, you're the third person i've heard speak of it

is this a secret belief young adults have? about inheritance ?

the first two people i heard this from aren't even that rich



lol maybe

I'm not that rich either, I'm pretty middle class, I'd only have a few houses and some expensive jewelry to inherit


What's she thinking of doing with that flute?

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How do you deal with the loneliless that comes from having people around you but none that you can relate to ?

After years of trial&error I got sorta good at pinning down the kind of people talking to me so I can navigate my way around a conversation decently. That means that I can somewhat pass as a normalfag which is alright for my work I guess. However, over time I realized the problem that most of the people I know are normalfags because of this, even though deep down I'm the self autistic self that I was years ago.

Even then, some of my friends are sometimes puzzled by my behavior because I still end up spending 95%+ of my free time on my computer and always decline any invitations to large normalfag gatherings (I tried countless times but they always are fucking boring and make me feel uncomfortable). On a side note I really will never understand these people, music so loud you can't even hear yourself and places overcrowded is their definition of having a good time ?

So yeah I thought I could handle not knowing anyone I can relate to but sometimes the contrast between them and myself just hits me like a truck and I feel like complete shit. Even if I really don't have any problems professionally I'm still a 23yo kissless virgin and I don't see it getting better anytime soon.

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Trust me, never join vidya clubs. Vidya clubs are where the bottom-tier roasties go to look for beta males and hog attention.



The fact that they only play LoL is a bigger red flag in my opinion since it's the ultimate normalfag game, I don't know why but for some reason even people who barely touched a controller in their life play that game.

Maybe I should join and try to introduce gradually less normalfaggy games like Rocket League or something ? I doubt this would work though, I tried time and time again to propose my friends something else to play when I saw them rage on that game but they keep coming to it like it's a drug. Only exception was a friend to whom I show Mount&Blade and really like it, now he's waiting for Bannerlord.

Out of desperation I made an OKC account one time only to find that 90%+ of girls there are transbinary genderfluid otherkin. Besides you can't sort people through centers of interests on that site so it's shit anyway.



>I tried time and time again to propose my friends something else to play when I saw them rage on that game but they keep coming to it like it's a drug

Exact same thing here.



Wow, too bad most of them suck like that.

I remember one anon saying how his favorite comic shop was infested then overrun with sjw types awhile back. I wonder how he's doing



Usually in a small group of people who are having fun together all that is needed to kill it is either one normalfag or one girl fishing for attention.

The normalfag will either bring his normalfag friends or will attract unwarranted attention to the group while the girl will either bring in more normalfags and/or beta orbiters.

Vidya groups are especially susceptible to this since a lot of people invested in video games really want a girlfriend that would be as much interested in vidya as they are.

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The closest thing I have to a friend is a fat guy a wheelchair that I see wheeling around my street late at night to his disabled/retiree home

I just saw him again as I was walking through the city, playing an instrument as part of some buskers.

I don't know if he recognised me. I've never spoken to him


The. losest thing I have to a friend is you

Just you...

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what simpsons character or scene is r9k




Grimes achieved something, Milhouse and Ralph are children so at least they have potential.


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i'd argue at least some essence of Grimes, in the understandable but pointless rage at the unfairness of others' fortunes


moe, and milhouse.

grimes was intelligent.

seymour fought in a war.

homer is a complete retard but he's happy.

bart is the popular kid at school and gets more pussy than everyone in /r9k/ combined.

ralph is legitimately retarded.

pretty much every other character in the simpsons is married

moe and milhouse are two characters who are destined to be unhappy, just like /r9k/. milhouse gets some moments of cheerfullness but thats because hes a child. when he becomes an adult his life will be miserable, and that misery will far outweigh the little, irrelevant happy moments he had as a child. raised by a naggy cunt of a mother and a failure of a father.

moe is just moe, he's ugly, and disregard the fact that he actually has many skills to make a living, his life is empty and has no meaning, which goes to show that your genes and the luck you have through your raising stage matters more than anything.

there is one more, i was going to also say jeff, but in the later seasons they gave him a japanese wife. just to show that nerds are COOL and HIP, which is fucking bullshit. Jeff was a living joke on nerds for the longest time, and the retarded writers decided to make him a normalfag just like that, because "nerd culture" is popular now right? fuck everyone who works in the simpsons past season 12


Nigger who the fuck is Jeff?

And moe is a bartender, you don't think those guys never get laid by the old drunk whores?



Not him Jeff is comic book guy, he was always depicted as a perpetual directionless robot destined for nothing but meticulously complaining about his only hobby ehich was miscellaneous pop "nerd" culture. But them they gave him a wife for reasons I can't fathom aside hurr durr big Zimbabwe theory .

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Have you given up on dating yet?

What are some red flags?

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dating is bullshit.

its a retarded capitalism-feminist mindgame, designed to give YOUR wealth to a female that won't give you sexual release or a host your genes in her womb.





Pretty much this, the idea is completely alien to me.



>There is no point.

You said it best







It's weird, really, dating and attraction.

When the type of attraction that could turn into love happens, it hits you like a bomb and overcomes you both, it's like fires in each others' brain that feed off of each other. It picks you up, carries you away, and removes any control the two of you have.

It's like being high as fuck 24/7 but your body is on autopilot so it doesn't matter.

It's the best thing in the world having it, and the worst thing in the world losing it.



> 1% left




>Most SJWs are also quite attractive

Stopped reading here.

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>be cookie-cutter robot

>the only way to make people interested in you is to trap for attention

>add people on discord

>realize you want to get to know somebody rather than having your conversations consist only and solely of lewd talk because you trap

>repeat multiple times

I guess it was my fault from the beginning (and not learning). I'm okay with being emotionally alone forever.

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Why such a faggy crossposting tumor?



hye mAn im trying to make my way through this life just like you



This, this is why all of us are here.

We don't connect well with others, and when we do, they're merely tolerating us for the time being.


Not really, I feel like a failure for visiting with her IRL again after I'd been rid of her for several months. But my dick got the better of me one day and I wanted to cuddle and eat cake there.

the other day she literally called me her "safe guy"

because she asked and I said I don't want to fuck her (i do, but she's too disgusting ugly and retarded)



Who gives a shit man, this isnt pol

I hate degeneracy but I still fap to dickgirls

Anyway he sounds like one of us

>emotionally alone

>only gets attention when people want something



>hitler dubs

nice. Just keep doing your thing man



fuck off TRS, you are but a lower speed gear in the downfall of society.



I'm not TRS, faggot.

>gear in the downfall of society

And WHAT exactly are YOU contributing, besides a sage on a dead fucking board?


just feel like whatever it is I try doesn't enable much more in my life.

So what I have done is enlist my self in the army and in the mean time train before leaving to basic.

But I can't help and feel in the short void before I go that I've don't feel the joy of living anymore.


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Hey maybe you need to keep on doing these things that you try, stick to them. Rome wasn't built in a day.

Enlisting can be a good thing, it's a commitment. Once you're committed to something, whatever it is, it becomes much easier to follow through on it. The wonder of having just a little bit of pressure pushing you toward something greater. pic related

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How do I get gf?

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Kill yourself and hope you get reincarnated as chad.


buy one off teh internets


Stop eating from the trashcan called ideology.


All I want to do is just have sex and lose my virginity already!!!

Been horny all day with no outlet other than sad solo masturbation. Just want a girl to play with my dick!!

Being a virgin sucks


oh look its this thread again

What do they always say, do the things you love and you'll find one?

I don't know why you'd want one in this day & age, the wrong one will literally ruin you, and that won't take much considering you're a fragile enough person to be on this chan/board anyways.

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Does it get any better after highschool?

I'm not too much of a sperg socially but I don't get invited out to anything. It's a mix between not putting myself out socially but also not having the right frendos.

Uni is fast approaching and i was wondering if anyone here has advice or words on what's going to happen.

Should I go straight to uni? Will I make frends? What are the chances of me being a nobody?

>inb4 youngfag

>18 so i can legally buy porn and drink the devil juice.



Now fuck off and lurk more


If you didn't get any in Middle School (let's be honest everybody else at least fingered girls back then) it caused you to be a loser and get none in High School

Not getting any in High School caused you to be an even greater insecure loser which will lead you to not doing anything and being shy in college

Not trying to "at least" change your ways is going to cause you tons of depression after college is done because you will have no frame of reference for real dating as an adult which just turns you into a recluse who doesn't even try because no girls want you anyway. No girls want to teach an inexperienced boy. Sad as it is if you are still a virgin there is a good chance you are staying a virgin until you pay a prositute

But at least you can chat with the rest of us here on r9k. That is a silver lining


Obviously lurk moar BUT since I'm not a completely jaded asshole, I'll offer some more insight.

Expect the SJW shit to double down in college.

The very select few become idols or create the next big things but for the rest of us, it's either "we don't understand them" or "they refuse to understand me/us". In short, we live isolated lives.

Your success will depend on how willing are you to live a lie either by being "normal" or flanderizing one of your more casual interests to be among other "nerds".


>until I change my ways

I had a somewhat comfy existence until I threw it all away last year to pursue an impossible dream . Couldn't bear to lie to myself. So here I am now, with something to my name to be somewhat proud of, yet it means nothing when failure lurks around every fucking corner like an XO. Despite my vast deficiencies, I've made a reputation of myself to be a very trustworthy and proud asset, something most normans are incapable of doing.

In short, you can make something of yourself, but will it be enough to birth a sense of self worth? Will it be a enough to find love among the age of OCD and instant gratification?

Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine.



>I don't get invited out to anything. It's a mix between not putting myself out socially but also not having the right frendos.

No it will get worse for you, you're going to be part of a much larger population and your classmates aren't even obligated to know your name.




>less human contact

>this erodes your interpersonal skills

If you don't have your shit planned out precisely then don't fucking go to uni. You're too young to take it seriously.

Look into the blue-collar trades, building, electrical, pipe-fitting, and CNC milling machines are well-paying and in demand.

If you go to college you're either gonna be a burnout stoner faggot because the only requirement to join that community is smoking weed and laughing at bad things.


Exactly, you have us, and we have each other.


Normals are shit. "Nerds" are shit.


Which isn't a bad thing if you keep your nose to the grindstone and are strong enough to stay motivated enough to bust out a couple of years of learning.

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So, i think my best friend in college is coming to terms with the fact that he might be a failed normie. He's about to be a 21 yr old virgin

This kid is inconsolable, and I can't help him because I'm pretty much a failed normie too (and a closet fag) so give me some advice for him

>tired of women brushing him off

>is convinced nobody cares about him and is forgotten easily. Even by the friends he has introduced me to.

>convinced people go out of their way to not acknowledge him, avoid him or bail out on him

>does not feel confident in parties (go figure)

>too neurotic to make assumptions or first moves about anything

>Ironically joined a fraternity (probably in the misguided assumption it would get him more women,but he won't admit it).

These are all things I've come to accept but they don't bother me much anymore as much as they do him and I feel like I'm more fucked up than he is. How do I help my buddy guys?

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I was getting laid at 17, but I know guys who didn't get laid into their mid 20's who are now getting married.



talk about snatching failure from the jaws of victory


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>snatching failure from the jaws of victory




Some of us were and some of us weren't, it's not as black and white as some people on here claim.

If you were born with autism or were predisposed to schizophrenia then yeah you were fucked at birth, or some kind of physical condition.



Stop being a faggot, or just stay in the closet. You're not gonna get any cute bois at this point if you come out, just thirsty old perverts with hep c.

but post pics in panties if you have any

Just make him stop fucking worrying, redpill him on MGTOW (for what it's worth), or just start lifting together.


This. I think you should bring him to regular 9k and maybe one day he'll make it here if he's worthy.


>marrying for money

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>1 year

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there are plenty of good chans, but they are much slower. Also people on niche chans tend to value their comfy and therefore don't want the type of person that tells /r9k/ to spoonfeed them chans. Uncontrolled immigration is never a good idea




Are you having a laugh? Get out, Smiley.



>>/pol/ not shit



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>8chan /pol/



>3 year

tfw never got to experience 4chan in it's hayday before the normie invaders

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We all agree that /r9k/ is dead. We can all agree that 8chan is mostly dead. Is there any point to posting here?

What makes you want to keep coming back here?

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Well the people that stopped coming here either got: a life, a job, or a gf. I was busy with uni for awhile and I ended up coming back here in my neetness. I missed the great nukening but think half of the traffic before was from normos/infiltrators.

What bothers me is the lack of posting in the wee hours, like does nobody stay up late and post on here? No excuse not to post on here at 2/3/4am if you're not working!



But low quantity doesn't necessarily translate into quality. There are a lot of very delusional and obviously unintelligent people who use this site.




Can confirm. Job took my ability to post anything but embeds as well as most of my spare time, but I still come here when I can, even if I go weeks without a single (you), knowing that there are others with vaguely similar strife in their lives brings me a sense of unrequited comraderie.

My brethren reside here and I'll be among the last to leave when the bitter end comes.


I have no job, am a virgin and I'm almost 30. It's really morbid, but knowing that there are others that are trudging through such a horrible existence, gives me hope that i too can suffer through it. So I come to read what others have to say.

I don't post as often because I have nothing new to say. I've blog posted my feel sorry story at least once before. I've noted and agreed on the hypergamous, societal destructive and narcissistic tendencies of women. I dislike posting >tfw no gf

I dunno. Maybe information should lead to transformation. Maybe we're all stuck in a cocoon. I come here when I feel terrible. I come here cuz i feel like there is no one else or nowhere else for me.



>muh no quantity means quality

Topkek friend, this shithole never had the later now much less the former

Also can confirm jobs killing posters, im getting a new job next week and don't expect to have the energy needed to post anymore. The neet dream is over for me

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