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 No.102503

"So, Anon, made any plans THIS year?"

 No.102505

I want to start learning japanese and join a local badminton team


 No.102506

I'm going to get /fit/, bang a woman twice my age, and learn to ride a bike.

Realistically, only one these will come true.


 No.102511

I had a desk like that.

Nostalgia'd.

I'm gonna follow up on going to the gym, fap less, and hopefully make President's List at uni again


 No.102521

>>102503

I'm going to take a different approach this year, I will make being a sore fucking loser my main goal.

this is also the first year I've succesfully accomplished my goal in.


 No.102561

>>102506

>Realistically, only one these will come true.

don't forget to bring a condom

>>102503

I don't have plans for the year just because it's a new year. But I managed to insert "practicing violin and piano" on my schedule since last week.

No, I don't plan to get a job or education

my life is rock n roll

fuck you


 No.102570

i've decided to become a selfish asshole.

Since i noticed the "happy" people are the ones who think of them before anyone else, i'll try the same.

Kindness and selfless thinking just lead to getting fucked and depression, i'm tired of it.


 No.102577

>>102503

Treat my depression.

Complete another year of uni

Get /fit/

Get laid

Ask out the girl I was crushing on last year

Get my skyduving licence

Either go to Italy or the Philippines, or get some research publiahed during the mid year holiday

Maybe pick up MMA or rockclimbing

Maybe buy a nice motorbike

Hopefully not continue to feel like a complete outsider in every social situation I'm in.

I'm thinking everything but the last one should be achievable.


 No.102586

>>102503

Why not make plans this month. Or this week.

Why wait for the end of the year to make plans? Why can't it be at any other point in time?


 No.102595

>>102506

Just make sure her catheter is empty, my friend.


 No.102621

I'm planning on trying to get some diet pills.

I know there's a fairly cheap clinic that a lot of Mexicans seem to go to, so I'm thinking the doctor(s) there would be a bit more likely to prescribe something even if I'm only overweight and not obese.

Anyone actually have experience getting prescribed diet pills?


 No.102636

Get taller than 5'8 and get a girlfriend.


 No.102639

>>102621

Diet pills are a waste of money. Eat less and exercise more otherwise you will remain overweight. Pills aren't going to solve the problem


 No.102645

>plan for 2016

>acquire brownies

>put next to hot cocoa

>awww yeeeeeeeeee


 No.102646

>>102639

I figure diet pills would help me get to a healthy weight a bit faster which would put me in a better mood, which would make me more upbeat and less into eating as much.

Mostly only gained the weight after a couple traumatic things happened so feel like using some drug would probably help a great deal.


 No.102651

>>102645

>used the word "acquire"

Back to 9fag you go!


 No.102652

Start a rock band where I can finally sing my frustration


 No.102684

Unless you have it in writing, step by step, and broken down you've all already failed.


 No.102689

>>102651

acquire some taste ye pleb


 No.102692

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>>102503

absolutely none


 No.102695

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lets hope this year im not as much a coward and i can finally kill myself

third times the charm i suppose


 No.102698

File: 1453185882610.webm (3.71 MB, 480x360, 4:3, tortured cocks.webm)

I'm going to learn calculus, japanese, and physics 1-3 the hard way, and I'm going to pass credit by exam for Calc 3, Physics 1-2 and at least pass the JLPT1.

All while holding a wage cuck job, practicing animation, and exercising.

I'm probably going to lose my wage cuck job Frebuary 12/15 so I'm also going to start job hunting again. This will be the third wage cuck job I've lost now.


 No.102715

Didn't get an offer for uni after doing 3 years of study to get into the course I want. I'd rather kill myself than waste another year doing a liberal arts course.

I should try find a job but I'm too anxious and afraid of calling anyone or leaving the house and lost all my friends because of it.


 No.102722

Get /fit/ and become a paratrooper

thats it


 No.102810

>>102695

I believe in you anon. You can do it. Hopefully so can I


 No.102811

>>102506

Don't fall off the bike.


 No.102817

>>102698

This is a lot of shit, i couldnt do it. Good luck anon


 No.102874

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>spent the last two years planning to move to the town i want to die in

>three shit jobs later, i thought i'd be able to move one last time early this year

>find an apartment

>get a part-time job so i'd have enough to pay for the apartment and so i'd have time for other endeavors

>it comes to my attention that i'm still obligated to fulfill my year's lease until july

>the only reason i moved into the larger apartment i did last july was because my grandfather died and my parents kept talking about how they wanted to sell his stuff

>i only moved to save what i could

>months later, they haven't done shit despite all the initial talk of doing it last autumn

>so now i'm stuck in my shit apartment in a shit town working a shit job with free time to do shit all because everything i wanted to get involved in was over in the town i now can't live in until fucking july

>even then, it'll be too hot for anybody to want to help me move, so now i'll have to wait until autumn

>my whole year is fucked because of my parents and because of my inability to read the fine print on a lease

KILL ME


 No.102886

>>102586

Normies man..


 No.102889

>>102636

Do hiit. It raises hgh by 300+%

Get some sleep too. Both activities lead to higher testosterone as well.

https://transcendinghumanity.wordpress.com/2015/11/14/lack-of-sleep-and-hgh/

Btw, hiit Is basically what swimmers and basketball players do but much more extreme.


 No.102890

>>102698

We're on a similar path, want to tread this road together anon?


 No.102953

the same thing we do every year, Pinkie. Try to get financially independent from my parents, or failing that, stave off moving back in with them/them getting further control of my life and running it into the ground further, for at least another year or two.


 No.103617

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Join the police

Pick up HEMA

Get away from my parents

Go to mass more often


 No.103898

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no

no I haven't


 No.104032

I want to become an hero


 No.108630

>>102503

Gonna wait the year till I get conscripted.


 No.108646

>>102503

No…I haven't. Life is a continuously worsening mess, I just keep getting fatter while my grades drop as well.


 No.108699

I'm going to try and graduate this year if I can. That's my main goal. That and maybe stuff unemployment out of benefits.


 No.108754

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Yep

fuck you unoriginal content I'll rape you


 No.113585

Buy my own alcohol and get drunk when I turn 21 on March 23


 No.113595

>>102503

Yes ,OP. Thanks for asking.

I'm deff gonna an hero this year


 No.116426

>>113585

I don't remember making this post


 No.116459

>>102698

Holy shit, you're me.

Though I only plan on being a wagecuck 'till this fall. Thankfully I come from a loaded family and have no fiducial obligations otherwise.


 No.116476

None.

Effort is too much work.


 No.116550

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slowly undoing the damage that was done to me as a child




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