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 No.102626

Hello. This thread was due to be here when we finally migrated to next, but that hasn't happened yet, so we'll have a thread here, as it's been a while!

Post all your concerns, worries, praise, hate, etc in here!

No rules regarding normalfaggotry will be added, lest a sufficient amount of regular users call for it. I regret the rules I put forward, and in my defense I was very tired and not in my right mind. Freedom comes first.

Thinking of writing down some informal guidelines.

This would mean we have a link on the rules page with a .txt file writing out a few of the unwritten rules here, as in "Please refrain from posting or bragging about your "successful" sexual life." and "Please do not post generals, they are discouraged."

Thoughts?

Everything here is negotiable, but due to lack of involvement here I will start enforcing rules if there is not sufficient outrage at it.

Also I've become Global Volunteer. Keep reporting things locally to me and Hip.

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 No.102629

https://archive.is/kt8FE

Previous thread about Next migration.


 No.102630

Hi :3


 No.102637

New rule suggestions:

Duplicate threads: Lock the smaller one, we don't need 10 drug threads

Avoiding the robot: repeated offences will lead to a ban, with avoiding, I mean nanoasnodnasdubfdanda

Advertising: thread deletion is products or sites are advertised


 No.102638

Archive of the old great big meta thread https://archive.is/vb33k


 No.102649

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cute thread


 No.102661

reminder that blue team > red


 No.102667

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The traffic on this board.


 No.102702

Pantsu are you a cute eurasian boy?


 No.102703

>>102702

He's a six year old girl, like everyone else here.


 No.102747

I have Twatter now, if you want to ask me anything and I'm not on irc (which is most of the time), do it there: https://twitter.com/HipToBSquare

Pantsus Twatter: https://twitter.com/pantsuwotaberu


 No.102792

>>102637

Fuck off somewhere else rulefag, we don't want you here. Go make your own board somewhere that nobody wants to go to.


 No.102834

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>if we chose to let global volunteers moderate this place

That depends, do they have a specific set of obvious things to take care of like the CP ads without deviation or are they allowed to delete anything they don't like at their own discretion with no repercussions? I don't want some faggot who doesn't even lurk here deleting beta uprising posts or things like them. What's to stop them from acting on personal feelings instead of demoting the "issue" to you? God help us if a woman gets to act on any of our reports. Why are you abandoning us?


 No.102851

>>102834

No matter what pantsu may do in the future, I'll stay around here and follow the board rules laid down by him.

This mean, moderation wise, nothing is going to change.

Also, just because he has achieved global mod status, this doesn't mean he won't be lurking and posting here.


 No.102852

>>102851

Although we might change or add a few rules here and there if our userbase demands it.

That's what this thread is for.


 No.102990

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>>102834

The post was made by me when I was tired sleepy and drunk, and I will not do what I said I was thinking about.

Global volunteers will not take over the moderation if this board. I asked hotwheels if he could tell them not to touch my board at all, as every time I see someone else than hip and me in the board moderation logs I end up losing my shit completely and yell at my neighbors in the middle of the night.

I fucking hate other volunteers, this is my fucking board and other people can have it over my dead body. Never going to leave this place.

Remember, I'm here forever.

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 No.103011

>>102702

Isn't he Finnish? If so then yes


 No.103028

>BO has a job

>BO is going to be hanging out with friends IRL

Now I know how wizardchan felt when HW got his energy sapped by a succubus.


 No.103037

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>>103028

I don't actually have a job. Whenever I speak of who I am or my persona, about things like occupation, age, gender, or looks, I lie. I do not want to be doxed, so I'm not going to actually tell you who or what I am.

You don't need to know that I am a transsexual ponykin or a normal polish plumber in Germany to know that I am Pantsu Wo Taberu, the board owner of /r9k/.

All you need to know is that I am a robot, like you.


 No.103043

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>>103037

Just to fuck with my boss, here are some pics of what pantsu really looks like


 No.103046

>>103043

You're a bad person.


 No.103047

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How about voting on what should be changed in a poll, this website should be resistant against proxies, or at least more so than strawpoll and allows users to add new answers.

https://poal.me/3ht3hu


 No.103125

>>103043

you got a kik?


 No.103161

>>102626

>3) Advertising. Thread will be deleted.

Does this apply to board advertising? Not that I have one, but I liked the few threads we had where anons exchanged boards, there was some interesting shit in those I don't remeber any of them though

>>103037

>Whenever I speak of who I am or my persona, I lie.

I feel cheated. Not cool, bro, not cool.

>>103047

>and allows users to add new answers

I'm not sure if that is a good thing


 No.103241

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>>103161

>I feel cheated. Not cool, bro, not cool.

I am what I am. Do not think of me as a person behind the keyboard, I am just the words I speak.

>Does this apply to board advertising?

That depends, if it's obnoxious like the whole tripfags board then yeah it's banned (that was banned as spam too).


 No.103358

I think I spotted Hip posting on next

https://beta.8ch.net/next/thread/5294


 No.103376

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>>103241

>if it's obnoxious like the whole tripfags board then yeah it's banned

Ok, so there shouldn't be any problem. I don't remember those posting here recently, but that's not the kind of thread I was talking about anyway.

>Do not think of me as a person

>I am just the words I speak

this place is literally just for robots

I'm the only human around


 No.103435

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>>103043

>having all this shit on your hard drive

Wew, what a way to confess that you are into hardcore bbw. dubs still confirm


 No.103447

>>103435

>bbw

Big Beautiful Women is a contradiction in itself, because landwhales are inherently disgusting.


 No.103448

>>103435

also, you didn't even get dubs


 No.103612

The robot fucking sucks.


 No.103639

Okay, I'm fucking done with this PUA, Manhood academy advertisement shit, I'll keep the long thread but any other thread advertising their shit should be reported.

This is just obvious shilling at this point.

I still seriously hope none of you guys gave them any money.


 No.103656

>namefagging, or i'm missing something because i see this fucking faggot everywhere

Got this report

Yes, you are missing something, only tripfagging is banned.

Just typing shit in the name field is namefagging, isn't banned atm, but you can request it to be banned in the future, maybe others agree.

Tripfagging is done by using the tripcode function, try it out on a testboard if you like. You type your name and then a password, which is turned into a tripcode. Since only you know the password, only you can have the tripcode.

Example: Major Faggot ## Isuckcocks

[Name] ## [Password]

This is not to be confused with the capcodes we moderators can use. They aren't cursive, but red, and are created like this:

HipToBeSquare ## Board Volunteer

[Name] ## [Title]

I want to hear the users opinions on this, do you only want tripcodes to be banned when they are misused or do you also want to ban namefags and maybe avatarfags?

This is just out of interest, can't promise it will be taken into consideration, but I'd like to hear your opinion: http://poal.me/42i4p6


 No.103659

>>103656

The password then turns into the tripcode, like this


 No.103739

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>>103639

I don't think anyone is taking them seriously.

>>103656

>I want to hear the users opinions on this

I think it's ok as it is now. Tripfagging on a single thread is ok to me.

Namefagging is annoying but anyone can hijack the name, so it means nothing at the end of the day, and the same goes to avatarfagging, except it's cute and not annoying and it should be encouraged.


 No.103913

>>103043

Reported you fucking faggot. I bet you think your so fucking cool and hip being a board volunteer. Next time give a trigger warning for the pictures.


 No.103944

>>103913

>vol shitposts

>report shitpost to the vol

>thinking this will accomplish anything


 No.103997

This place is getting infested, or rather has been infested to varying degrees with shitty bait, role players, and normalfags. It's like rather than talk about anything everyone on image boards just wants to be COOL MEMESTERS AND EBIN TROLLS these days. I know it may seem absurd to get upset at people pretending on the Internet, but really is this fun to people? The old adage of "pissing in an ocean of piss" rings truer than ever in 2016. Where is the entertainment in acting like a retard when everyone else is acting like a retard too?

I'm well aware this is not a problem moderation can solve, but I can't be the only one who sees this.


 No.104139

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Which one of you faggots was the one defending Josh and his pet project for days on end a little while back?

https://ghostbin.com/paste/m6ego2b9

pass: ayylmao

Read'em and weep, you fucking cucklord(s).

>>103997

I can assure you I'm not acting, but I think I do know what you mean and it's made me even more paranoid than I already was. It's not exclusive to this place though, anywhere on the internet with a reputation for harboring autists is plagued by people who think pretending to be one of them is hilarious. I'm convinced this is the best one can really settle for after poking around a few years though.


 No.104146

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>>104139

That was Hip.

He is getting his fair share of bantz from me now.

I find this whole debacle to be hilarious, like most things.

>>103739

> except it's cute and not annoying and it should be encouraged.

:3

>>103997

Personally I say fuck normalfags they don't belong here and I hate them.

But on the other hand muh freedoms.

>>103944

>>103913

Ayy lmao


 No.104162

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>>104139

Yeah, that was me.

I feel like a huge fool now, for trusting a known lolcow, believing in a better future and not following the bandwagon.

Feel free to abuse me all you like.


 No.104229

>>104162

Go fuck yourself, you retarded kike


 No.104286

>>104162

Everyone makes mistakes. Did you learn something from the experience? Will you take that knowledge and apply it to future actions to avoid the same result? That's what matters.

plz no ban for sounding like a normie


 No.104297

>>104162

better taste in cartoons than pantsu gay boy


 No.104405

>>104139

I defended Josh. Not surprised he cracked eventually with how autistically dedicated /intl/ was to breaking him and thus fucking up site development. Plenty of retards went along with it like always too because MUH MEMES. These are probably the same fags that mindlessly shit on /v/'s board owner even though the faggot doesn't really do anything, just because they've been goaded on by the nosemen like the retards they are.


 No.104429

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The poll is over and resulted in the worst possible result.

Fixing Vichan, which isn't going to work, got place one, because retards hate change.

Switching to Lynxchan, which means deleting every post ever made (lol @ manually copying over posts for a week, like that will even save a fragment of them) and trusting into this unknown variable of a software got place two, meaning that after Vichan fails, we'll try this instead.

Finally, the only sensible option got the least votes, because this entire website consists out of idiots. Even if the other two options fail, it will mean that we will have to deal with post errors for many more months and then the deletion of the majority of the site, finally killing all but the largest boards and all the history they accumulated. Only after the site is thoroughly ruined will we give next another shot, at which point it will be too late.

Bravo, 8chan userbase

You have really proven your maturity and intelligence this time.


 No.104442

>>104429

Next has had it's name dragged through the mud too much by saboteurs and lemmings, it was going to be what it was going to be.


 No.104445

>>104429

>>104442

That said fucking with the UI was ALWAYS a bad idea and probably Josh's most retarded idea.


 No.104465

>>104445

It was his "vision". You just don't understand!

To be honest, I liked the UI, it grew on me after I tested the development and beta sites. The only thing that really bothered me was the persistent reply window and the weird catalog. If we ever implement next, which is really improbably at this point, I would like to have the 5 styles next had as non-default choices in the options menu.

What is sad is that the UI was the reason people hated next and Josh. Everything else came after that. After Josh kept refusing to change the UI and kept getting angry and shitting on the users, the other complaints came, as came all the stories from his past, dug up by /cow/.

Literally all of this shit would have been prevented if he just made his look a non-default option and made a yotsuba lookalike the standard style.

Now that the dust has somewhat settled, can we list the complaints people had with next, without the outrage and assburgers?

I remember the following:

UI doesn't look like old 8chan

-More whitespaces

-Persistent reply window

-Weird catalog with expanding boxes

Missing features

-hiding threads

-userside wordfilters

-looping webms

-youtube embedding

-cyclical threads

-a whole bunch of other shit that would have all been added sooner or later (Joshs old to do list: https://trello.com/b/fZOTe4lX/infinity-next)

Site speed

Migration issues

-broken thumbnails

-lost youtube links

-reversed image order

-wrong number of board pages (made it so that some threads were migrated but hidden on pages too far back to be shown)

Bugs

-weird jumping across the screen bug

-Palemoon not working

-again reverse image order

-a few graphical glitches

Since next was supposedly designed for being easily changeable, the missing features would have appeared at some point, as his trello account also proves.

The UI issues would have been null, had he not been such a hardhead.

The migration issues would have been gone with the better migration script that Josh talked about on his twitter, which would have copied instead of symlinked all the media.

The bugs would have been fixed sooner or later, 8chan used to have them as well.

The only real issue seemed to be the sites speed, and even 2ch engineers came by to help fix that.

Either we have been lied to by Josh as well and next is in a much worse state than it seemed, making it actually unusable despite all the promise it showed, OR, what I think is the more probably case, the entire thing was abandoned close to being in a usable state, not because of the software itself, but because of it's reputation and the memes surrounding Josh himself.


 No.104467

>>104465

Just to finish this train of thought, here is a list of the good things next would have brought with it:

-fuzzy image hasing to permanently ban certain images and finally set an end to the pedospam

-new filetypes, like music

-new upload system, meaning the server only needed a single copy of each file and that each subsequent copy would be uploaded instantly

-more board pages

-longer threads

-more board options for board owners

-less errors, more stability

After most of this seemed to be functional, I'm just enormously disappointed that all of it was just given up to use Lynxchan or this trashheap again.

I'm not sure if he can be trusted, but Josh mentioned on his twitter that this would not be the last the world will see of infinity next, although he has cut ties with 8chan and will probably rename it. Maybe there is still hope that one day, we'll see a finished version of it in all it's PHP glory.

As they say, hope dies last.


 No.104471

Also, check on the 8chan twitter account and Joshs, there is more drama to be had.

As you should know, free software is free as in freedom, meaning that anyone can view the sourcecode and do with the software as he likes, as long as any modification or fork is also published under a free software license.

Next was developed through crowdfunding, but released as free software, like all software should be. Now it seems like HW is trying to gain control over the project, not being content with just forking the available code.

From my perspective, this looks like major douchebaggery on HWs part.


 No.104472

>>104471

if you check https://infinitydev.org/ , it has a new message now:

>Welcome to the website of Infinity Development group, authors of Infinity and Infinity Next, and co-authors of 2ch.js and Oekaki-2ch.

>Contact email: copypasteあっとkittensどっとph

If you consider that HW contributed very little to the code of next and that the money was crowfunded, meaning not his but the money of his website, this seems awfully fishy.

I'm not sure who is the bad guy anymore tbh.


 No.104480

>>104429

I didn't vote because I don't know anything about this shit. He should have just consulted people that he knew were tech-literate, rather than poll people, a majority of whom probably don't understand anything about the subject.


 No.104485

>>104471

>>104472

So anyone can fork the code, right? So the argument is about who gets credit? Then who gives a shit either way?


 No.104489

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>>104485

HW has been talking about being afraid of being sued somehow, even though the license permits him to fork it and Josh himself stated that he encourages the fork, so I have no idea what the fuck is even the issue here. But keep in mind, while Josh is definitely willing to keep the code open source, HW might close the source, or at least would gain the ability to do so.

>>104480

yeah, democracy on this issue is a retarded solution, or should I say crippled


 No.104491

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wow, this is perfect


 No.104494

>>104489

I can understand that, but I could also see HW not wanting to get fucked over by someone who's known for being petty and mentally unstable.


 No.104496


 No.104512

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Into the pigfood he goes


 No.104516

>>104491

Should have been the OP image in every thread if they wanted people to know what the fuck they were voting for.


 No.104530

>>104516

now it's too late anyway

HW has permanently discarded next as a possible solution, now there's only Vichan and Lynx, and we are sticking with Vichan.

Satan may help us all


 No.104532

>>>/next/4757

I'm filled with an autistic kind of sadness


 No.104535

>>104496

>I told Josh that Adderall is basically just meth pills, and he could get meth for cheaper if he was discrete, but he was convinced he needed this specific medication.

Well I mean if you want to put it real loosely. From some 15-20mg addies, and fucking meth there's a difference in potency there. It's a good thing Josh didn't get meth. I guarantee he would have gone off the handle real hard at some point if he did.


 No.104563

>>104535

Technically speaking, crack cocaine is the same as normal cocaine, it's just that the method of intake is way more efficient and the dosage is higher, so the effect is way different.

I feel like HW is being an asshole with reducing Josh on some drug thing when he himself takes magic mushrooms. Then he wants to make next closed source and when his plan doesn't work he cries sour grapes about how next was always bad.


 No.104574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the end of josh


 No.104585

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>>104405

>it's all still somehow the boogeyman's fault

Retards like you have made /v/ uninhabitable, congratulations.

>the nosemen

You realize you're the only one bringing up and defending a literal jew here, yes?


 No.104587

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>>104162

>implying you will ever learn from your mistakes

Just stay the mad and slightly naive way you are bruh.

>>103913

>janitor posts disgusting nsfw

>report to said janitor

>????

>profit


 No.104595

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>>104535

God, HW is so fucking retarded sometimes.

>Can you believe he didn't want to do meth!?


 No.104597

>>104585

I assume the reason you're this defensive is because you're one of the lemmings I implied /intl/ played like a fiddle. Sorry you're retarded.


 No.104598

>>104595

I wish I had a friend like HW who would buy me a bag of meth.


 No.104890

Someone on /monster/ made a thread about us.

https://8ch.net/monster/res/133959.html


 No.104895

>>104890

next time, use the crossboard link function instead

>>>/board/1234

>>>/monster/133959


 No.104902

>>104895

Sorry sensei


 No.104905

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>>104597

>you're being controlled by the boogeyman in the shadows, why is this site so stupid, fucking sheep

As he openly defends a literal jew that shilled for Next like no other. Zero self-awareness. Euthanize yourself, /v/.


 No.104917

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>>104286

He can't learn anything, he's German, they tried to take over the world thrice.

>>104297

nuh uh

his taste is actually shit, he's a higurashi fanboi

>>104429

I don't know man, I like vichan. If we could make this work then sure, that'd be neat. Although, a decent looking Next would be pretty nice, but it would be a lot of work.

>>104467

The auto CP removal thing would be nice. Deleting CP is actually a really shitty job. It's enough to sometimes scroll past it on /b/ once every month or so, but it's fucking disgusting when you see it every day.

It makes me sick what these people do to kids.

But then again, a lot of pedophiles stay away from kids. I know one and he's p nice.

>>104471

I can't really comment on AGPL, but hotman said he'd rather just have it be GPL or MIT, not closed source. Fuck the MIT license though. The issue is possibly that it would require softserve and other stuff to be free as well, which would be bad business for Jim and 8ch.

All software should be free though, ALL of it.

>>104472

To be honest I don't think there is a single badguy here. People have been shitting all over Josh for quite a while now. Some of it is called for, but a lot of it is uncalled for. You can't really expect an autistic lolcow to not fuck up in one way or another, but the way he was treated, both by hotwheels, and by everyone else, was really shitty.

I'm skeptical to the entire 8ch administration anyways.

>>104480

Democracy was a mistake.

>>104489

>>104485

The problem with AGPL as far as I understand, is that it can require other code linked to the main project to be free as well. This has never been legally tried before, so it is uncharted territories, thus hotman is cautious about it.

>>104532

I know that feel.

Another chapter in imageboard history is closed now.

>>104563

>>104535

Should have just gotten the addies, those are great and can be lots of fun.

>>104595

But stimulants are great, why not do meth if you can?

>>104890

That's pretty cute. I make up retarded fantasies in my own head all the time, most of them involve me being hit by a car, or shot by a random stranger, or otherwise getting hurt badly.

I like it, I hope he writes more.


 No.104978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

y'all niggers already know what time it is

fuck you josh

bitch


 No.105000

>>103043

>slobs are my type of fetish

have any more?

>last picture is 10/10


 No.105060

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>>104954

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My secret plan to command the most autistic communities on 8chan has been foiled by this anonymous genius.

I guess the fact that the BO of /jp/ openly advertised an exoduschan while I defended next is just me trying to hide my identity, eh Sherlock? >>>/jp/23578

>>105000

I actually have an entire folder of this titled landwhales, grabbed it from a fat shaming thread on /fit/ a while back.

If you want to, I can upload all of them somewhere, but there are also a lot of screenshots of fat people acting retarded, so that might be not as fap worthy for you.

Also, your fetish is objectively terrible.


 No.105062

File: 1453973482361.png (111.89 KB, 546x321, 182:107, Sherlock.png)

>>104954

you are not getting away, nigger


 No.105103

>>105062

I deleted It a long ass time ago because I figured there was no real point in asking and didn't want to stir possible drama. Not for my own sake.


 No.105365

File: 1454062527028.png (199.88 KB, 928x754, 16:13, Josh caused 8chan to start….png)

Oh man, this just gets better and better


 No.105372

File: 1454065931874.png (168.82 KB, 869x810, 869:810, the god of primordial dark….png)

>>105365

To paraphrase this, one thing Josh added to our current software before he started working on next was the reason everything started breaking. I don't think this was intentional, but still.

THE MEMERS WERE RIGHT!

Infinity next really was Infinity never.

Josh really was behind the old website falling apart.

HW really did fix the old site in under a week after Josh left.

Lynxchan really was the better software and should have been chosen from the beginning.

Everything that was spammed all over the site came true.

Truly, our dark lord has once again made his priests collective wish true.

TOP KEK


 No.105404

>>105372

Unless I'm confusing it with something else, I think ancient Egyptian didn't have vowels, so for practical purposes you can just fill in any vowel you please.


 No.105411

File: 1454091675097.png (74.7 KB, 1053x274, 1053:274, image.png)

never hire a lolpig


 No.105420

>>105411

>>105372

Do pages update normally now?


 No.105421

>>105420

Well that was a test. They actually seem to, holy shit.

What a cluster fuck this has all been for nothing.


 No.105429

File: 1454094943760.jpg (32.44 KB, 425x275, 17:11, 5BjUYKX.jpg)

>>105421

And now, Josh has changed his twitter (https://twitter.com/ItsJoshProbably/with_replies) because he is "not involved in 8chan anymore" (https://twitter.com/8ntech/status/693097812267958272).

His new profile image is a chess board, and I feel like a pawn around now.


 No.105456

>>105429

>all of that damage control

What a faggot. Somebody find him already and kick his teeth in.


 No.105489

>>105456

I think he still lives across the street from cripplekike, HW talked about how Josh was afraid of going out alone so I don't expect him to move away anytime soon.

How about taking him on a trip to a nice pigfarm?


 No.105493

>>105489

How does he make money aside from scamming cripples?


 No.105495

>>105493

I think he does some regular coding work, why don't you ask him on twatter though?


 No.105674

Now that this site is fixed and Josh was put in the pig pen, will you lift this rule? We'll probably start getting some traffic now.


 No.105676

File: 1454159196618.gif (123.69 KB, 320x240, 4:3, ah!.gif)

>>105674

Which rule? We have a couple of them.


 No.105679

>>102626

Nigga, this aint wizardchan, those rules would make half the board illegal.

Read the OP again, it has been updated with some objectionable shit


 No.105682

>>105679

But I just changed it… How is guidelines objectionable?


 No.105683

File: 1454162109391.png (40.06 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 42096240.png)

Forgot qt


 No.105689

Hey look, all the backpages work again and it hasn't gotten any slower!


 No.105690

a new golden age is upon us


 No.105749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105690

A golden age indeed


 No.105828

File: 1454212228645.jpg (74.08 KB, 498x497, 498:497, 1434513894404-1.jpg)

>>105689

I'd love to know what all of those "the site is dying" shills are up to right about now.


 No.105859

>>105828

As far as I know, HW is using Endchan to see how well Lynxchan works now, and might set up another instance of it it on beta.8ch.net at some later point.

The site still has it's issues, but at least the speed has been fixed, which makes a migration less pressing. I would still like all those features >>104467 and they are probably not getting added to infinity now, so maybe Lynxchan can support them.


 No.105872

>>105859

>The site still has it's issues

I'm aware, but the ones acting like an imageboard was somehow dying of lung cancer or whatever really got on my nerves these last few months. The amount of times I'd seen somebody seriously say "this site is dying" was ridiculous, it always came off as blatant shilling.

>>102626

You doing alright, BO? You've been flipflopping on these rule implementations for what feels like a solid week now.


 No.105875

File: 1454244120772.png (169.18 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ADPB_Artwork_Osaka_12.png)

>>105872

すべてが大丈夫になります。

心配しないでください。

One day this will all end.


 No.105876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105875

alright, y-you too


 No.105877

File: 1454244725548.gif (828.49 KB, 250x188, 125:94, 1415186471317.gif)

>>105876

Just been feeling like shit lately. Very tired.


 No.105878

File: 1454245147967.jpg (24.6 KB, 704x396, 16:9, 1446055447557.jpg)

>>105877

Sleeping usually works for that. Just try not to kill yourself too soon, Hip would run this board into the ground on his own and it's the only place I can call home. I doubt I'm alone.


 No.105883

File: 1454246484399.jpg (189.46 KB, 875x563, 875:563, 1390881718966.jpg)

>>105878

Actually I just talked to the global vols about that, if I die this board goes to hip.

I'm not going to kill myself, and I've already slept a lot. It's just in case I get hit by a truck on my way back from uni. I think that Hip has been doing a lot of good work, as he's not really active on the board very much, he just does the shit work of cleaning it when it needs to. Our differences in moderation style has been addressed and cleared up for quite some time now, and I think he deserves creds for the work he has done.

Glad to hear other people think of this place as a home. I've never really fit in anywhere, but chans, and especially /r9k/ is where I've finally found my place.


 No.105903

>No rules regarding normalfaggotry will be added, lest a sufficient amount of regular users call for it.

I vote for rules against normalfaggotry.


 No.105914

File: 1454268320937.jpg (96.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1395044702991.jpg)

https://twitter.com/StephenLynx/status/693867353587712000

Check it out, dev of Lynxchan is adding all the shit from >>104467 except fuzzy hashing


 No.106143

AHAHAHAHAH

https://jaw.sh/


 No.106170

>>105875

死ねよー

黒人ww

fuckin gay boi


 No.106171

>>104978

my fucking nigga

eat pee pee jewsh


 No.106174

File: 1454370583096.jpg (37.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fuckyou.jpg)

>>106170

私は売春婦かもしれないが、あなたはまだ私よりも多くのペニスを吸います。

I'm the boss of this gym!


 No.106184

>>106174

>英語なしでは投稿出来ない。

Fuggin robot.


 No.106186

File: 1454375160948-0.jpg (135.77 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Ayumu."Osaka".Kasuga.full.….jpg)

File: 1454375160996-1.jpg (167.79 KB, 2133x1600, 2133:1600, Ayumu."Osaka".Kasuga.full.….jpg)

>>106184

それがロボットの方法です。

Rabu it or shabu it.


 No.106250

File: 1454404576042-0.jpeg (603.91 KB, 1040x768, 65:48, 0a2e3f503e5f024d97e521b6c….jpeg)

File: 1454404576043-1.jpeg (173.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, bbf3cefd83fad25f2452e91d8….jpeg)

File: 1454404576240-2.jpg (85.82 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_5c8ba058c7d4f8b053d….jpg)

File: 1454404576240-3.jpg (433.73 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_129dc022389b0ab3507….jpg)

File: 1454404576240-4.jpg (450.32 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_08726fa362f01f8fd5c….jpg)

>>106186

osaka a slut


 No.106267

File: 1454410258117.gif (195.88 KB, 350x263, 350:263, partyhard.gif)

>>106250

You're a homosexual, and no she's not.

I'll just hide your post now, bye.


 No.106329

>>106267

MY NIGGA U JUST GOT ROASTED!!!!!!


 No.106431

hi, long time arcanine kn neet here, just some thoughts

- NO "FEMBOT" FEEL THREADS or anything of the sort, they dont belong here

- i think specific pua site generals like the one academy thing shouldnt exist, but general pua shud be allowed

- honestly i hate omegle/rate me threads, but i dont know if they shud be allowed. i feel its up in the air

- i dont think the robot shud even exist because it just gives admins huge egos and the power to ban anything vaguely resemblying anything, and id hate to see 2+2chan tier mods in this place

sry for spelling mistales im outside on my phone watcjmhing the rain fall at night


 No.106464

>>106431

m8, do you even know how the robot works?


 No.106549

>>106431

>- NO "FEMBOT" FEEL THREADS or anything of the sort, they dont belong here

seconded

>- i think specific pua site generals like the one academy thing shouldnt exist, but general pua shud be allowed

lolpig threads should be allowed

Pua is for gays though

>- honestly i hate omegle/rate me threads, but i dont know if they shud be allowed. i feel its up in the air

>>>/soc/

>- i dont think the robot shud even exist because it just gives admins huge egos and the power to ban anything vaguely resemblying anything, and id hate to see 2+2chan tier mods in this place

do you even know how/why the robot works


 No.106572

Dev of Lynxchan made a chart of features that Vichan (Infinity now is a fork of Vichan so it's similar to what we have now) and Lynxchan have, he removed Next form the chart because Next is kill apparently:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RzZppWU1jidNNC9Br9JeVQBHo4RjmnxOZoqjMN6XSJI/edit#gid=0

Next had a few features neither Lynx nor Vichan have, like backlinking between boards and that fuzzy image hashing thing that didn't work, but those are apparently such a huge waste of resources that they wouldn't have worked well either way.


 No.108391

Did the same faggot make these threadsamong others of the same type?:

>>108389

>>108387

>>107700

Force him to cool it, please.


 No.108398

File: 1455154279022.webm (843.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, HE does it for no monetar….webm)

>>108391

I will check.

The first two threads were indeed made by the same person.

There are ways to fool us mods like proxies, dynamic IPs and of course Tor though, so you can't be sure if the third one wasn't him as well.

The first two threads were only made around 15 minutes apart, his last posts go back to at least a month prior though, so that anon has a static IP address.

This means either that the third thread was made by the same guy using a proxy or, which seems more probably to me, by another anon.

Whatever the case, I'm not exactly happy with the influx of low quality bait threads we recently had, you know the kind I'm talking about.

Vid related, me at work


 No.108690

He keeps making threads, and he keeps bumping his own threads presumably. Isn't this what rule 3 is for?


 No.111051

File: 1456073018022-0.jpg (271.18 KB, 2268x900, 63:25, cuckconspiracy.jpg)

File: 1456073018051-1.jpg (1.15 MB, 1540x4448, 385:1112, cuckconspiracy2.jpg)

File: 1456073018056-2.jpg (998.15 KB, 2648x2128, 331:266, cuckconspiracy3.jpg)

File: 1456073018059-3.jpg (1.71 MB, 2800x2700, 28:27, cuckconspiracy4.jpg)

>>108398

Weren´t cuck threads banworthy anyways?

You know, since the last metathread where pantsu asked us if we wanted them banned?


 No.111354

File: 1456180979518.jpg (2.7 MB, 2800x3047, 2800:3047, 1429418223453.jpg)

>>111051

ever heard of proxies?


 No.111457

>>111051

>>111354

>conspiracy theories

no anon, you are the cancer


 No.111541

>>111457

>conspiracy theories

oy vey


 No.111970

>>102626

>No rules regarding normalfaggotry will be added, lest a sufficient amount of regular users call for it.

They're starting to get out of control… I know there's a spirit of shitposting around here, but every other post?


 No.111992

>>111970

This, pantsu we are in risk of becoming shit tier like halfchan's /r9k/.

I hate asking for moderation, but goddamnit, shit is getting out of hand.


 No.111996

File: 1456431381149.png (79.44 KB, 500x330, 50:33, 1437779928891.png)

>>111992

>pantsu

According to his twitter he abandoned us to go visit Paris in the hopes of being shot by sandniggers. Hip might be lurking, but he never actually moderates anything. We're fucked.


 No.112007

>>111996

>Hip might be lurking, but he never actually moderates anything

Are you the faggot that keeps reporting threads and posts that aren't rule violations? Because I can't think of a reason why you would come to that conclusion otherwise.

If you are, congratulations, you are annoying me and thanks to you I've found out that we have a dismiss report by IP button. Thanks for that :^)

Really though, I'm actually the more active moderator, since pantsu is occupied with global mod work. If you find an actual rule violation, I will ban the poster and I delete pedo spam on this board daily. It's just that I haven't gotten any legitimate reports in some time. While there are a bunch of low quality threads around, they don't break any rules and don't count as spam either.

The ones in charge of the boards quality are either the moderators or the users. If you want the mods to be in charge, /r9k/ would get strict rules like /a/ and we would ban a bunch of posters daily. Pantsu doesn't want /r9k/ to be that kind of board, he advocates for maximum freedom and I support his decision. Thus, it's in your hand what the board looks like and what it becomes.

Make a good thread, write a good post, sage when replying to obvious bait, hide threads that have no hope left so you are not tempted to reply to them later on and for gods sake, use the filter on template phrases to enhance your browsing experience.

It's popular to make fun of people saying "just ignore them and they’ll go away" around here, but that tactic also has it's place.

When you are dealing with cancerous generals and fanbases, you need to take active action to prevent them form taking over and ruining a board, but there are no such trends on this board. What we suffer from is people believing themselves to be master trolls. They live of attention and as long as you keep bumping their threads and replying to their posts, they won't get bored of you. So hide them, hide the shit threads, deprive them of their attention and they will leave.

We mods do not want to become little Hitlers to enforce our views on board quality, that's the task of the users, so self moderate instead of whining to me.

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 No.112029

File: 1456439746255.png (178.24 KB, 275x311, 275:311, 1456108365476.png)

>>112007

>Are you the faggot that keeps reporting threads and posts that aren't rule violations?

No, the last thing I reported was a self-admitted, ban-evading underage maybe a month or so ago. I came to that conclusion because even that report went ignored as far as I know and you guys used to crack down on those reports pretty fast and hard. I can understand not wanting to be /a/-tier, but these last few weeks have been awful. The board is far too slow for user moderation to be a viable option, this isn't /v/. I ultimately understand your hands are tied when it comes to anything outside of the rules, it's mostly just banter on my end. The angry essay is much appreciated nonetheless, I love being reprimanded. :3c


 No.112041

File: 1456441630753.png (131.24 KB, 359x337, 359:337, 1431303365340.png)

>>102626

I'm 4 and yur boaard suk xD

rulez r gay and shit, we wuz free & shit

Nothing wrong with being normie tho

(wew lad)

 No.112060

File: 1456449613421.webm (1.55 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Horny.webm)

>>112029

ur waifu is EA


 No.112122

>>112060

sauce on anime?

I love me girls with horns


 No.112144

>>112122

watch the video closely to find out a shock secret about those horns


 No.112151

The guidelines need to be enforced/we need a barrier to entry, like the obnoxious background and embed on /v/ right now. If you can't be bothered to figure out how to get past it, you're obviously just here to shitpost.


 No.112207

>>112151

What kind of posting guidelines would you want?

It could be a rule that if you break them multiple times, your threads get deleted or you get b&


 No.112212

>>112207

Just from the OP, brag posters to fuck off mainly. Repeated offences would be better because we don't want to go full autismo, it's just that I've noticed over the past week or so post quality has gone the fuck down the toilet with posts clearly designed to induce self loathing. I'd also say be much harsher on bait, but I honestly think a periodic dose of embed/java/horrible colour fuckery would be best to push out people who have other parts of the world to turn to. We want to make it too annoying for trolls to habitually post and divert them elsewhere.


 No.112242

>>112060

fuck you

I hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers


 No.112264

File: 1456522149709.jpg (46.73 KB, 616x355, 616:355, jkhjhjh.jpg)

>>112007

>We mods do not want to become little Hitlers to enforce our views on board quality, that's the task of the users, so self moderate instead of whining to me.

For fucks sake Hip, pic related tl;dr of your post.


 No.112267

>>112007

>Let the normie trolls in with open arms cuz 'freedum uf speach' lolz

I miss Pantsu ;_;


 No.112301

>>112264

>>112267

Would you believe me if I said that I used to be the one arguing for a nazi administration here and that it was pantsu that stayed with his ideals of freedom until I gave up on trying to convince him?

Because as much as you wish to dislike me, that is why the board is as rule-free as it is now.


 No.112313

Neckbeards and skellingtons, I am, officially, changing the rules of /r9k/, and together, we can make this board great again.

When 4chan sends its people, it's not sending it's best posters, they're not sending you, they're sending people who have lots of friends, and they're bringing those friends with them.

They're bringing sex, they're bringing kissing, they're bring GF's, and some, I assume, are good people… But I speak to the users, and they tell me what we're getting…

We need a leader that can bring back our neckbeards, can bring back our depressed faggots, and can bring back our board culture, and we need someone who can take care of the feel threads!

Our feels have been abandoned!

So all of these categories are important, but one of the worst, is the normalfag invasion, so you guys know what we have to do, you know what we're going to do:

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD BOARD GUIDELINES

I know, that if we work together, I know for sure,

WE'RE GONNA MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN!


 No.113411

>>112313

well, where are those guidelines, nigger, all I see is empty promises


 No.113482

>>113411

Up your mums cunt, nigger.

Why don't you write some yourself? I'm sick right now, I'm literally coughing up red goo and I'm not even sure if it's blood, and I'm constantly fucking exhausted. I fell asleep in front of my computer yesterday and woke up four in the morning wondering what the fuck was going on.

Start writing some, I was just thinking of copying wizchans rules and implementing them as guidelines here. It's not just something I do, the board writes it as a collective.


 No.113496

>>112007

I wonder if you're asking too much from a depressed as fuck userbase.

>>113482

Haven't read wizchans, but I'll say this I don't think an in context reference to a partner should be banable but starting a thread about relationshit should be.


 No.113512

File: 1457080542865.jpg (24.44 KB, 240x320, 3:4, 11252919.jpg)

>>113496

I was actually thinking of being much more lenient, as in no bans for anything that breaks with the guidelines, but bumplock threads that blatantly ignore them.

It's a guideline, to show once and for all what this board is about. No more any of that "OC" bullshit, this place is a support group for people with autism, and that's how it's going to stay.


 No.113518

>>113512

i love u tbh


 No.113626

>>113512

based pantsu


 No.114102

>>113512

> this place is a support group for people with autism, and that's how it's going to stay.

Thanks pantsu, no homo.


 No.114173

>>113512

>Tfw the board owner understands us

It's good to know that some things in life can actually not suck.


 No.114285

>Tfw too depressed to play vidya


 No.114298

>>114285

I'm pretty tired and exhausted too.

If someone could copypaste the main rules of wizchan here it would be nice so we could agree on what goes in the guidelines or not.

>>114173

>>114102

>>113626

>>113518

Thanks. I like to think I'm more of a representative of the collective that /r9k/ is than some sort of superior power (even though I *am* in charge here).


 No.114299

>>102626

>>114298

>If someone could copypaste the main rules of wizchan here it would be nice so we could agree on what goes in the guidelines or not.

Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).

Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).

Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.

Posts should be on topic and relevant to the thread. Do not deliberately submit low quality or inflammatory posts for the purpose of trolling or flaming.

Do not post, request, or link to any content illegal in the United States of America.

Do not flood, spam or derail a thread by posting disruptive content.

Try to keep similar topics to one thread; duplicates will be locked.

Do not post 3D male or female pornography, or 3D content that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over.

Example of a rule-abiding situation: post your favorite Japanese idol music video on /jp/, or a picture of the Mona Lisa in an art thread on /hob/.

Example of a rule-breaking situation: post your favorite 3D succubus porn actress, or any discussion on the appearance or sexual attractiveness of 3D females or males.

You must be a male virgin and at least 18 years old to use this website.

Do not sign your posts with a name, avatar, signature, or any variations thereof.

No raiding or doxing.

Do not spam, or advertise your product or website.

If you think a post violates a rule, report it. Do not respond to the post or announce your objection.

Do not abuse the report feature by submitting pointless reports

Do not post personal information about yourself such as your real name or e-mail address. Profile usernames, such as your Steam name, may be posted.


 No.114306

>>114299

Should we maybe have our own thread for this?


 No.114319

>>114306

We could.

I don't know if having the exact same rules as wizchan would be a good thing, however i agree with most anons that the excessive amount of normies posting here is detrimental to the board quality.

A thread about this topic may help us to establish what will be tolerated and what will not be tolerated and so on.


 No.114321

>>114319

It's not really rules, it's guidelines. A way to let people know what "hood" they are in, and in some extreme cases, to let volunteers and me bumplock threads.

I'll delete this thread in half an hour and sticky a new thread for this purpose.




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