/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

When I visited Wizardchan.

When customers flirt with me at work its too bad i am unable to flirt back though

>>105368

Wife and kids here. I honestly hate normies and their idiotic bullshit. Most call me a creep, or the "weird one" but I do a pretty good job of acting like them and like to think I fit in pretty well. I suppose that's what most makes me a normie, being so self involved I think I am a special snow flake, yet conform to the same ques as everyone one else. At least I am not so far gone I don't know I'm doing it. Like I can't be insane if I know I am insane, right guys? guys….

>>105403

>Wife and kids

what does it feel like?

>>105403

What's having kids like? How old are they? How many?

>>105403

>has had sex

>has friends

>is married

>has kids

>somehow this isnt a normalfag

OK bucko. Go ahead and beg for attention

>>105410

>>105412

I have two kids, one three, one under one.

It's fucking amazing. Utterly exhausting though. Every morning my three year old daughter hugs me and tells me I'm a hero.

>>105413

I got really lucky to be honest. I am a complete norm now I guess though. She was a 25 year old virgin 7/10 slim blonde with glasses, very shy. She lost her virginity to a chad who treated her like shit and dumped her. Her life in ruins, I swooped in. Moved her into a place and got her pregnant. She treats me like a king because I'm the best guy she's ever had. She doesn't fuck like a porn star as you can imagine but it's pretty good.

>>105417

>She doesn't fuck like a porn star as you can imagine but it's pretty good.

So you've got something to compare it to?

Yeah fuck off you don't belong here. Would you like me to ban you? It's voluntary but I would definitely encourage you to make the request. Just say the word.

>>105418

Haha, yeah I have seen 3d porn.

Go ahead, send me to room 101.

>>105419

Do you really want to be banned? Non-reversible, permanent ban.

>>105422

DO IT BRO! I CAN TAKE IT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>105423

You know, for a board full of sad, lonely individuals, we sure make it a point to reject anyone that isn't exactly like us.

>>105430

he literally was asking for it

>>105423

Noice

Kekked

>>105430

Are you joking? /r9k/ is one step down from normieville and 100 steps up from Wizardchan.

>>105430

fuck you you nigger

>>105417

>She lost her virginity to a chad who treated her like shit and dumped her.

CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK

>>105461

>>105471

>>105476

It's got to be bait based on that and the first post. I highly doubt that someone is not just stupid enough to believe that we will accept someone who is married and has kids, but intentionally reveal that she was sloppy seconds, and expect us to pat him on the back for it. Based on his enthusiasm to the ban it's safe to say that he was trolling for a ban to begin with.

Well at least I am not physically a normie, I am an extremely inferior, frail manlet.

When I tried talking to a XX and didn't spell my spaghetti

I could've been a normie Chad motherfucker. I'm not ugly, but I have Tourettes and that certainly struck a blow to my social status and confidence.

>>105423

SHITLORD MODS WITH TINY DICK SYNDROME

FUCK BACK OFF TO /POL/

Thank you mods for saving this board again.

When my last sexual encounter was 5 or more years ago, but I receive smiles from cute females whose working at the gym I work out at..

So I suppose

When I got a girlfriend. :3

>>105417

>Every morning my three year old daughter hugs me

Have you fucked her yet?

Despite the fact that I have never kissed a girl, loved a girl, or had sex, that I got cast often and frequently as the alpha chad boyfriend.

I'm an actor, and I got typecast as my complete opposite.

A few weeks ago when I figured out that you are not the type of porn you watch.

>>110455

(unless you fap to humanoid/human women, in which you would act stupid/annoying)

>>110456

>maskme entered my email into the field

fug

>>110457

Hope you like normie mailing lists

>>105779

>normalfag

The correct term is NORP, you fucking NORP.

I currently have two jobs, several good friends, many acquaintances, and go out socially on a regular basis.

I was a total robot up until about 3 years ago, when I moved to a new town and started a new life of my own. I've been a cyborg up until last week, when I had sex with a female that I met at work. I'd say that makes me full blown normalfag now.

I know this post will only get ree-tier replies

I'm still a chubby 5'5'' manlet with gyno