>Three nights ago
>arriving home by the end of the day
>go to my bedroom
>Find some young woman on her knees in my bed, her back turned to the door, waving the ass around
>"who the fuck is this bitch?" I think, since I live alone and have no one in my life
>Her ass is bare, wearing only a tight black shirt
>I assume she's changing
>"but what a fine ass, she certainly knows how squat" I remark to myself as I gaze down those firm buttcheeks and upper legs
>Notice I might be acting creepy so I immediately look away and wait for her to be fully dressed. I will ask questions when she gets out
>look back inside the bedroom
>bitch still there waving the naked ass around
>look away again
>look back
>still not a single piece of cloth covering those juicy buttocks
>"she ain't never gonna get dressed, is she?"
>the sight of such well disciplined bottoms is really bothering me by now
>go inside the room
>the ass is waving to the left
>approach her
>the ass is turning down and slowing down
>approach her with a faster pace
>the ass is back waving to the right
>approach her like a predator running after it's prey
>ass turning up and left again
>Move my hands towards her
>the ass can't stop rotating and bouncing in every direction
>My claw is out and thirsty for tears
>The girl notices I'm in the room and looks back, frightened
>all this time advertising her ass and now gives me a scared look?
>a look that says "who would have thought my actions could have consequences?"?
>But I don't care, it's to late for her now
>grab those tight calves from behind
>pull them towards me
>turn her around while dropping her on her back in my bed
>The once proud and strong legs now so frail as I demand they spread for me to fit in between
>behind her dark messy black her I see two blue eyes staring intensely into my soul
>They understands what is coming, and they accept it
>I lift the spreaded legs a little bit more in order the get what I want, right where it needs to be
>I push my lower body forward and I feel the warm cushion of feminine nether parts embracing the tip of my head
>but it's not enough for me
>I push again, stronger this time
>but still can't go past the head
>it's like I'm drilling into a rock
>look at her
>she has a disappointed look in her face
>look down
>and as I look down between us, I see the most hideous thing ever
>this is nightmare material
>"is this… is… is this a vagina I see?" I think, unable to believe my very own eyes
>I let her left leg go slowely, and poke the monstrosity they call a "innie" with my right index finger
>a firm, rigid vagina, straight out of a science fiction book!
>"they say if you scratch it, it opens" I remember reading somewhere
>start fondling the firmly locked slit with my thumb
>remember it may start gushing out warm and smelly liquids
>all this work because she decided to have a vagina instead of an anus?
>give up and wake up
And this folks, was my experience with a female woman, she almost got me
never again