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 No.106702

I fucked a chubby Asian girl mid-20s DD tits. She had an Asian pan-face but she's cheap so who am I to complain? No condom, came inside her (though it spilled out onto her ass cheeks in doggy). Paid like $90. And no I'm not telling you who. I don't want you nasty fuckers giving her STDs. I'm probably going to see her again since it's rare to find a hooker who has a good attitude, cheap and lets you fuck her raw.

Need tips on how to sanitize STD bacteria or viruses. I soaped up my cock after the session in her bathroom with body wash. I forgot to pee. Fuck. I hear urination helps. I'm going to try hand sanitizer on my cock and swig some Listerine as well. It would have cost me like $45 to fuck her with a condom. But I hate condoms. I noticed a skin tag above her pussy. My cock didn't touch it. And I hear that transmission rate for genital warts is very low. But pretty much everyone has HPV.

 No.106730

Honestly curious. Are you retarded?

Getting a little less pleasure from using a condemn is no where near as inconvenient as picking up gonorrhea. You best hope to your lucky stars that the village bicycle doesn't have anything wrong with her.


 No.106734

>>106702

>No condom

Stopped reading there.

All things considered, what the fuck is wrong with you?


 No.106736

Which is worse, an incurable STD, or an unwanted half asian child? Find out, next time, on adventures of OP!


 No.106742

>>106730

The clap can be cured; HPV and HSV are for life.

OP is setting himself up for disappointment later in life when he actually meets a normal girl who ends up liking him, but he won't be able to seal the deal because he has a permanent case of some STD.


 No.106743

Hell no, I've got way too much anxiety for something like that. Wouldn't even know where to start and getting laughed at by a whore is the sort of thing that could push me over the edge and land me on the fucking news.


 No.106744

>no codom

Damn som, you better go get tested and don't do it again


 No.106745

>>106702

>>106742

>implying OP cares enough to tell her

>implying the girl he meets won't have her own collection of STDs


 No.106750

>>106743

That's why you give them money, so they don't speak.


 No.106763

>>106745

Mostly everyone who is sexually active has HPV. In most cases, HPV presents no symptoms. And the carcinogenic strains of HPV are at a low percentage. Even genital warts (which doesn't cause cancer) isn't visible in vast majority of cases of HPV infection.

As for HSV (herpes), if you take meds for it you prevent outbreaks and transmission to future partners. The chance of catching herpes from an infected partner who takes meds is very small.

Lots of girls have herpes and HPV and don't tell the guys they sleep with beforehand that they have these STDs. So why the fuck are men expected to disclose?

I definitely don't want the clap or chlamydia. Who the fuck wants to deal with the pain? But yes it can be cured.

>>106750

Yeah. I barebacked a regular girl off craigslist. And then I never heard from her again. The Asian girl on the other hand was thrilled when I said that I'd like to see her again. I mean hey it's $90 cash for a suck and fuck. A minimum wage employee working an 8hr shift makes $65 where I live. I wonder what goes through her head when she decides to let a total stranger fuck her without a condom for $90. That's insane. It's bad enough that most prostitutes suck dick without a condom. That's a lot of bare dick to suck.


 No.106785

Her deepthroat game was A-1 too. Holy shit. I was afraid that I was hurting her (inb4 I get told I'm a WK. lol). I pushed her head down. Fuck I almost busted in her mouth. But that would have defeated the whole purpose of paying her double for no condom sex. She worked hard for that $90. Maybe she was attracted to me. A hooker has never let me push her head down that hard before.

I'm not a failed normie. But when I apply myself, I'm able to get laid and get girlfriends (but not keep them) from time to time. The problem is that talking to girls on Tinder, going on dates, paying for coffees, dinners, drinks, etc. that lead to nowhere is shit. Prostitutes are expensive. But think of it as paying Chinese sweat shop kids to farm WoW gold for you instead of having to farm it yourself.


 No.106793

I'd wait for a sexbot. Still seems like too much human interaction for me.

I'd hate how it's a never-ending pressure to impress a woman.

In Japan, nightclub hostesses are paid to impress you, not the other fucking way around. In the west, you pay, and yet you still have to impress — wtf is wrong with that.

I try to better myself but ironically, the more skills and core competency I gain, the less confidence I have since I realize how much more shit there is to learn. How do women get confidence for not knowing shit, it boggles the mind.

I wish there was something like a delivery health service for virgins, where it's a no-pressure to perform relaxed type of service meant to get intimate human connection be accessible to all.


 No.106802

I would also rather have a sexbot.

it would be less cold and less inhumane than a real woman would be.

:D


 No.106808

>>106793

>I'd wait for a sexbot. Still seems like too much human interaction for me.

The human interaction is stressful. I had trouble getting hard with her at first because it can be pretty weird when you just met a girl and now she is sucking your dick. For most of the session she was sucking my dick because it took awhile to get hard. Man that blowjob was good.

>I'd hate how it's a never-ending pressure to impress a woman.

>In Japan, nightclub hostesses are paid to impress you, not the other fucking way around. In the west, you pay, and yet you still have to impress — wtf is wrong with that.

There is no pressure to impress a prostitute. However johns tend to get better service if the prostitute finds you attractive. I suspect this was the case here. Since she was very enthusiastic. Even though a complete stranger only paid her $90 to fuck her without a condom.

>I try to better myself but ironically, the more skills and core competency I gain, the less confidence I have since I realize how much more shit there is to learn. How do women get confidence for not knowing shit, it boggles the mind.

Women get insecure too. Catching a dick in 2016 is as easy as ordering pizza via a phone app. But it's harder to secure a relationship.


 No.106809

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>>106808

>Women get insecure too. Catching a dick in 2016 is as easy as ordering pizza via a phone app. But it's harder to secure a relationship.

not that hard.

if they are insecure about anything, it's their own psychotic compulsion to trade up (hypergamy) or compete with other women. none of which would be necessary if women were not "liberated."


 No.106811

>>106736

I don't think she'll get pregnant.. from this session anyway. I never saw how much cum was left in her pussy. But I think most of it dribbled onto her ass. Of course pregnancy is still possible in that case.

I never asked her if she was on birth control. But via text she agreed to fuck without a condom and letting me cum in her pussy for double the price ($90 instead of $45). So I just assumed that she had to be on birth control.

If we did have a kid, that would be a fucking nightmare. lol.

Son of White robot + Chinese prostitute = Elliot Rodger

Daughter of White robot + Chinese prostitute = Eurasian cum bucket for Chads

>>106744

I'm afraid to get tested. I got tested before for syphilis (I was told at the clinic that it's mostly a fag disease but they test for it anyway), chlamydia, gonorrhea and the doctor checked my junk for signs of genital warts and herpes. But that was over 3 years ago (I didn't bother getting tested for HIV because that required an appointment and it's a fag disease anyway).

I'd imagine that the doctor would scold me after I told them I had unprotected sex with 4 women (only 1 was a prostitute) since the last time I got tested.


 No.106823

>>106785

>I'm not a failed normie

>but when I get applied, I'm able to get laid and get girlfriends

What are you doing here?

Get the fuck back to halfchan


 No.111754

>>106702

I've never seen one.


 No.112068

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>>106702

> I don't want you nasty fuckers giving her STDs

>Didn't wear a condom

>And no I'm not telling you who

Good riddance.

Have fun dying, you retarded faggot


 No.112080

>>106702

>I fucked a chubby Asian girl

>he fucked an asian

confirmed for being the ultimate beta


 No.112085

>>106702

> Asian

>DD tits.

How.

Surgery is the only way


 No.112086

You had me going for a second. Very funny.


 No.112091

>>106702

>Need tips on how to sanitize STD bacteria or viruses.

Wiping you dick down with a Clorox wipe after you've been pozzed isn't going to do anything


 No.112198

The only thing worse than being a virgin loser is knowing that for a few minutes of fun you've contracted a disease (often for life) from a dirty cunt making her way around the lowest echelons of society.

Don't do it kids.


 No.112220

use a condom you fucking idiot




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