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 No.107990

Do you envy this man?

 No.107991

No. I'd rather die childless and alone then defile my genes with a non white.

The social shame is secondary.


 No.107996

>>107990

I envy his ability to get asian whores. That may be due to reasons other than his social skills though, maybe he has money or status, derived from his job or other things in his life. I wouldn't want his life unless he had similar interests and worked at something I liked so I don't see the point in envying him. Chicks you can get are very dependent upon the type of person you are


 No.107998

>>107990

>envy a man who will create the next Elliot Rodgers

Maybe actually


 No.108003

I like her dress but her boots are kinda ugly.

6/10 would not wear


 No.108006

without story Yes


 No.108007

Yes, I'd be a faggot otherwise.

>>107991

>muh white race

Every /pol/tard in a nutshell.


 No.108013

Assuming he's not a cuck or something, yes.


 No.108018

>racemixing

god no


 No.108025

Is that a doll? It looks like a realdoll…


 No.108032

>>108025

You're an observant man, and if that's the case It wouldn't be the first time I was fooled.


 No.108034

yes of course I do


 No.108049

That IS a realdoll.

Look at her eyes. They don't move a degree relative to the cranium.

She doesn't even look at the smartphone.

Also, that is a very unnatural way to hold a smart phone. My fingers hurt just looking at this.


 No.108053

>>108032

>>108049

Furthermore the legs stand positioned exactly the same, but the jacket has fallen down because he fails to hold it up well enough. It looks uncomfortable to hold the jacket like that, why would he do this? For what purpose?


 No.108062

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Not really, he looks like the "male feminist" type.


 No.108063

>>107990

nope, asian women are ugly as fuck bruh


 No.108074

>>108025

>>108032

>>108049

>>108053

Holy shit guys, I think you're right.


 No.108084

>>108062

Agree, faggy haircut, skinny fat, ugly glasses, and if that woman is not a doll, he is going to have an emasculated son, probably they both are taking superior Congolese dick right now.


 No.108094

>>108062

This was my first thought too, the lack of hover hand takes some credibility away though. Maybe >>108049 is right.


 No.108100

>Peter Coffin's brother.


 No.108108

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>>107990

>Do you envy this man?

yes, he has nice wide hips


 No.108109

>>108049

>Look at her eyes. They don't move a degree relative to the cranium.

I thought all asians were like that

There is something wrong with the knees tho


 No.108110

>be in college

>miring cute girl

>I am white, 5"11, decent looking

>man up and try talking to her

>turns out she is dating a Colombian man who came to US to earn a degree

>he is short brown skin and barely speaks english

Is it not enough that I'm white and am avg height and face? Why am I ignored by all women - even for men who are generally considered below average?


 No.108113

>>108063

u stupid nigga


 No.108114

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>>108110

>wanting women to practice hypergamy

You know that would eventually bite you in the ass, right?


 No.108124

>>108114

I just want a cute gf, anon, surely you understand.


 No.108175

No. He looks gay as fuck. Asian chick is probably just his fag hag


 No.108197

No, not at all, you know how people say "want an asian GF be white" THAT'S NOT A FUCKING LIE, LITERALLY UNLESS YOU ARE 5'2 OR 600 POUNDS ASIAN PUSSY IS FREE


 No.108200

>>108124

I would rather have a 5/10 gf who would never cheat. Whores thoroughly disgust me. Though I feel that in this day and age the only way to have a relationship with an innocent woman at my age would be if I had started the relationship in high school and somehow was able to maintain it for this long.

But who the fuck am I kidding. Forever alone, never abone.


 No.108201

>>108197

Look, it's Chad!


 No.108203

Yeah dude that is a doll. I am jealous that doll looks hella fine.


 No.108225

>>108201

>Implying

I'm a virgin, I'm pretty fucking ugly, the only thing I've got going i my 6'2 height and my white skin, I've been approached by gook whores and they essentially threw themselves at me, one even asked me out but /pol/ made me a racist and there is no way in hell I'm having a hapa faggot for a kid.


 No.108226

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>too short for white women so he fucks a tiny jap doll

>doesn't even wear a ring for his waifu

Why are male robots so unobservant?


 No.108228

>>108226

>male robots

Out.


 No.108232

>>108110

Colombian here.

Fucking richfag can't even into english, I hope he gets a stroke.


 No.108233

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>>108226

>male robots


 No.108267

>>108226

First thing I noticed was how short he was, but even as someone tall, I find nothing wrong with tiny jap dolls.


 No.108309

if she's a sexbot/sex doll, yes.

otherwise, no.


 No.108329

>>107990

>racemixing

no


 No.108361

Having such a nice doll is still pretty enviable honestly.


 No.108379

I think it's a real girl because

A) She's staring at her phone the entire time and

B) I can't imagine someone so shameless as to drag their realdoll into a department store just to take photos of themselves.

I don't envy him. It's just all sorts of weird.


 No.108384

>>108379

Her expression and posture doesn't change in the slightest, she looks completely uninvolved, and she's holding the phone awkwardly by having it balance on her pinkie. I think odds are good it's a doll.

>>107990

Just show us the source already, you faggot.


 No.108385

I ONLY LIKE HYWHYTE MEN

All white men deserve to be killed


 No.108397

>>107990

>racemixing

bestiality is illegal


 No.108405

>>107990

i don't envy anyone who's alive


 No.108408

It's not a doll. Actually the girl isn't even Asian, either.

>>108384

>I don't know how to reverse image search


 No.108413

Yes, if I was that autistic I wouldn't feel bad about becoming the neet


 No.108414

>>108408

>I don't know how to reverse image search

I already did. No results. Eat shit, faggot.


 No.108418

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>108405

Depressingly true


 No.108420

>>107998

under rated post tbh fam


 No.108425

> short beta male

That'd be me except I'm balding, changed my problem glasses to rimless, and am a shitskin.

Even that jap/chink whore is above my pay grade.

So yes I do envy.


 No.108434

>barely taller than an Asian girl

M A N L E T

A

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 No.108445

>>108434

oh, was this board invaded by normalfags? gee, I can't be sure.

:(


 No.108456

>>107991

1488

mine brother


 No.108471

>>107990

No, I wouldn't racemix, it's degenerate.


 No.108472

>>108445

>Male below 6'' tall.

>Human being.

Choose one, pussy.


 No.108475

>>108414

There is a single result which reveals all, you low-functioning remedial.


 No.108482

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>>108408

https://www.instagram.com/dollielulu/

I never would have guessed she was white unless you'd said. Makes a lot of the comments here pretty funny.


 No.108485

>>108482

It really is beyond belief the sheer number of imbeciles unable to drag a picture into the fucking google search box.


 No.108537

>>108226

>male robots

Fuck off, go to 4chan's /r9k/ if you want to post on a fembot board.


 No.108538

>>108482

>that nose

disgusting


 No.108618

>>107990

Nope, given up on life a long time ago, now I just drift.


 No.108709

>>108482

Wow that instagram is a treasure trove of fashion ideas for the waifus I'm designing for my visual novels.

Hope to one day become a Hidaki Anno / Ryukishi07 / Zun and get my own harem of cosplay groupies and finally break away from being a robot.


 No.113583

No, I'd rather be myself than him.


 No.113688

>>108007

>muh azn gf.

Every looser/weeb in a nutshell


 No.113695

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>>108062

>someone saved my shitty joke OC I made back when Brendanposting was new and I was reluctant to it

Here's a response someone made in return to the original image


 No.113762

>>108709

Care to post what you have now? I don't know if you know this, but Anime is right up our alley.


 No.113766

File: 1457222570451.jpg (6.76 KB, 213x300, 71:100, cuckcity.jpg)

dude is getting cucked so hard he won't figure out until he finds the video on halfchan


 No.114592

> be 7

> bored at recess

> invent "whos" and "lice" as microscopic creatures in a battle

> imagine twigs as battlecruisers, trees and rocks as massive cities

> imagine school as massive lousepoo fortress

> whos are basically humans, lice are basically grey-skinned clones

> characters, Peter Brownshit and Emily Greenpiss

> in 5th grade, whos finally blow up louse fortress, and flee to my middle school toilet

> same thing

>mfw I play with shit

> peter and emily have children, orion and pissodedia

> after middle school, peter and emily die escaping the supershit in a giant air battle

> whos wander to a giant tree-city outside my house

> orion takes it from the corrupt leaders and prepares it for war

> imagine my poo as invasion of thousands of louse ships

> vacations become quests by the whos to discover ancient secrets

> lots of characters live and die, story stretches over 40 years

> i am 21 now, and I still imagine this story sometimes, when I go for walks late at night

> about a year ago I was walking through a college I was volunteering at, and imagined a battle I'd been building up to for months staring a new character called Shitzoid McGee

> started writing story

> 300,000 words after a year of writing

> huge outline and blog

> way more detail than I can express in one post, like there is a 30 page outline of this and a 531 page novel in huge fragments as I try to link the different parts of the story together from over 13 years of my life

> one of the only things i have left from my childhood.

>34 now




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