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 No.108343

Oh shit

I donated to a charity when they came asking and in exchange I received a ticket to enter a speed dating thing

What do?

 No.108349

throw away the ticket.

or better yet, go and troll all the whores there by red pilling the shit out of them.

just make sure you have a recording device on you. highly likely you will get slapped with a false accusation after dismantling enough twats.


 No.108354

>>108349

Do it. And post recording here later.


 No.108377

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JUST DO IT

and please be sure to greentext that shit when you're done.


 No.108394

Why not? Can't be any worse than being lonely and single


 No.108489

>>108394

>not being happy and single

See: Ascended bot.


 No.108497

Don't listen to the faggots here, just go and bee urself :^)


 No.109129

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Alright so, just came back from this shit gonna green text some stuff, hopefully you don't mind.

>go to this place

>of course I get there exactly on time, which means I'm super early

>spend the first hour just browsing /v/ on my phone by myself while other people get there

>at some point they get us to sit down

>find an empty table

>after a while this qt sits down on the other end (there were other tables available)

>aftually start talking before the speed dating starts

>start speed dating

>its honestly pretty fun

>end up again with her at the end

>we talk more while the event wraps up

>while I'm getting my coat, planning to go home she asks me what I'm doing after

>she invites me to a party

>ohshit.jpg

>play it cool and tell her I'd love to go with her

>spend some time at the party

>we talk alot, at this point I'm pretty drunk

>get closer to her, try to make out with her (something I've never done before, kiss less virgin here)

>she pushes me away telling me I'm too drunk

>end up getting her number and leaving shortly after

It wasn't a total failure, and I didn't drop my spaghetti as much as I thought I would. Pretty fun all around, would recommend to other robots


 No.109158

>>108394

Oh the potential embarrassment could be much worse.

But at least OP would know he tried


 No.109192

I'm sorry OP you're an alcoholic


 No.109217

>>109129

Hey that sounds great, congrats.

Hope things work out for you


 No.109218

>>109129

Next the police will show up to your house for attempted rape


 No.109230

>>109218

this

run OP, head for the hills and fake your death


 No.111962

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Not sure if anyone cares, and I don't mean this to be a blogpost, but I really want to write it down.

Just came back from her place. We made out for like an hour and she invited me to stay there to sleep. Wizard powers still intact, but feels really good. We're going out again in a few days.

Turns out she's basically a female robot.

>mfw went from kissless handholdless virgin to kissful yes gf in 10 days


 No.111998

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>>111962

I wish it to you my fellow robot. Hope it will be only good for you. I can't imagine myself that some girl would offer me to sleep at her place.


 No.112001

>>111998

I didn't either anon, two weeks ago I thought I'd die kissless.

Never lose hope anon


 No.112676

>>111962

>>109129

>>112001

Alright anon, when is she going to hit you with the brownies for your hot cocoa


 No.112705

gg m8




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