I fucked up, Robots.
>Be me
>Yesterday
>Still living with folks until I get my own place during my time at UNI
>Mother is going out for a month so I get the whole house to myself
>Gone for a few days
>Start playing some vidya.
>Drinking beer
>Sunbathing
>Heading down to gym.
>Start playing music quite loudly.
>Get a crazy idea.
>Decide to spend the entire day naked
>Butt-naked
>At first it feels weird, and I cover up my johnson as best I can.
>But then I realise there's no one there.
>Let my dingus flop out.
>bigblackjohnson.mp4
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Actually parade around the house
>I actually start dancing to some of the music naked
>Start doing the meat-copter
>I gotta tell you it feels liberating being nude in the open. You feel the wind and breeze in places you've never felt before.
>Being naked becomes commonplace now.
>I cook naked.
>I play vidya naked.
>I eat naked.
>I dance naked.
>I sleep naked.
>I shit-post naked.
>I've never felt more alive.
>Being nude is common place, it's become the norm now, clothing has become a hastle, unless I have to go out.
>Actually wonder if there are any nudist camps out there.
>Feeling pretty bored.
>Decide to go out.
>It's a beautiful night with the sun out.
>Breeze is nice.
>Nothing but the sound of crashing waves.
>It also starts to drizzle a bit.
>Have the sudden urge to pee.
>Decide to piss off a ledge.
WHAT THE FUCK
>Turn around
>Fat bitch looking at me, dyed hair, weird looking glasses
>Get caught off guard and turn around and pee on her shoes
>I also realise that I'm naked.
>I'm fucking naked.
>I have walked out of my house, stark, fucking naked.
>oh fuck
>I thank god that I'm black and I run into the night, the drizzle reflecting off my chocolate ass cheeks, as I used the speed of my ancestors to run the fuck back home.
>I slam the door and take a shower.
>MFW I might be sent to jail for exposing myself to a fat ass woman.
>MFW I'm not going outside for a long time.
>MFW I'm typing this story naked.