/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>posting pepe memes

>yet still talking to 3-D Pig Disgusting (females)

You are one faggot for the ages.

Just act like you haven't been on it yet.

Show some maturity and don't let her throw you off like this.

Don't even THINK about being into her, the valentine means nothing to her. If it means everything to you, then that's just pathetic. THINK, would you even want a roastie that would go for a guy just to get free rides? She'll call you a 'ride bitch' to her friends and you'll be giving them rides too before you know it.

It's alright if you sperg, it happens, but play it cool and don't show what a faggot sperg you are by spilling your spaghetti. It'll be obvious if you have this mindset when you talk to her because you'll just act like a submissive bitch asking for permission to poke her in the peepee.

"What? I can't hear you Anon. Now, without mumbling, what did you say?"

>>109577

> I can't hear you Anon. Now, without mumbling, what did you say?"

jesus that would be BAD

>>109575

although i think this a bait it kinda makes sense

yeah i drive

>>109577

also i very much understand and agree with the "ride bitch" concept, from the day i got my licence i have made sure that isnt the cade

>>109577

also im not interested in her and i think valentines day is a sham so the valentine means nothing to me its just that she sent it to me and i also dont know what it says so i cant properly screen the message

fuck you cuckerberg and your shit website

>>109570

>OMG IM PANICKING BECAUSE I'M STILL A NORMIE FAGGOT WHO CARES WHAT OTHER NORMIE FAGGOTS STILL THINKING OF ME, WAT DO?

>>109682

This.

>yo ma fellow roobts so der I was riding downna street whit ma 2 homes n dat bitch ass hoe whidda PHAAT booty comes up an aks "hey boi, gimme a lift if u catch my drift ;)" an I be like "yooooo, spiggedy dropz lmao"

>still gave her dat lift doe

>>109701

fucking kek

In the future if she ever asks for a ride again, tell her you'll only give rides for "Ass, gas, or grass" kinda lightheartedly, then tell her that you're fucking serious and don't drop your spaghetti.

Who cares if it's a dick move, assert dominance over her and put her in her place, which is beneath you, and never worry about her again.

and drive on.

Accept it anon. Don't act hardcore, most of us would.

>>111618

wew lads

i basically told that she is delusional for wanting to use me as a free taxi, because that is what she was doing

fuck her honestly

>>109708

>dat filename

leel

>>112543

/r9k/ is a board for greentext and OC. Not wizards.

>>112561

>Spamming le jus be urself normaltard shit is OC

You done the right thing, OP

basically getting a girl in this day and age requires such a massive investment, a giving of your resources: time, money, things; that it's better to keep them all for yourself since even if they are shared with her you'll still have to compete with all other interested dudebros for her attention and affection.

OP is a scholar and gentleman that has wisely learned from our collective experience and mistakes. Wrap it up boys, another job well done.

>>112561

Who says, you, you non-binary gendered retard?

Normalfaggot Raus.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>112568

>spamming le get out normies is OC

>>112573

OP here

thanks man, it feels good now knowing that i dont need to worry about continuing to impress her

r9k has served me well for this

>>109570

Learn to type for one, faggot.