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No.109847
What's the worst thing that you have ever done Robots?
I'm in the mood for some depravity.
No.109850
When I was at my grandfather's dairy farm the barn cats had kittens and I was hosing down the milking yard in front of the parlour and a kitten was there and I just hosed it into the slurry pit which had a few thousand liters off liquidy cow shit
I watched it swim to the edge and get out, but it got sick afterwards. No idea if it died or not
No.109851
Permanently fucked up my father's arm and shoulder when i finally got fed up after 25 years of physical and emotional abuse.
No.109857
>>109847
Had to personally put down a litter of 3 week old puppies, whom were unable to survive when their mother (our pet) ran off into the woods
Im not proud of it.
No.109858
>>109857
Forgot to add that the literal Bitch died there and I attempted to keep the pups alive as long as I could (4 Days) .
I died a bit inside with them.
No.109890
I get into regular fistfights with my mom. She stops them but the cops have come multiple times and I've been carted off to a mental ward at least three times.
That's probably the worst thing I've done "objectively," but personally what I feel the worst about is how I smashed my Sony Vaio because of autistic rage when my mother was screaming at me and I could not stand the noise.
No.109897
No.109901
we really are abuse victims who go unrecognized.
just because we aren't girls.
No.109903
>>109858
This is why I always say animals are fucking assholes and people need to calm the fuck down when it comes to defending them portraying them as Pure Holy Creatures of God. Animals can be as much of an asshole as you and me and Hitler, too. Just because you have a dog that doesn't bite your visitors doesn't mean other dogs aren't fucking niggers.
No.109904
>>109847
Sure mister FBI agent, let me incriminate myself.
Fuck you.
No.109912
>>109901
>we really are abuse victims who go unrecognized.
No, you're not.
No.109915
In the middle of the night snuck into a women's restroom, shit and pissed on the floor, then tried to jack off.
It really is a wonder I'm not a registered sex offender.
No.110007
>>109903
>hates animals
>hates Hitler
/pol/ was right again!
No.110009
>Used to kill cats as a teenager, I threw alcohol and fire on them, I used to throw them up very high so they would clash on the ground and kicking them was a routine and I almost killed one inside of the microwave
> I used to mistreat my dog and make him feel pain when I was 13
> I found a small puppy when I was riding my bike and there was a river nearby, I took him and threw him into the river and he couldn't swim, he drowned
No.110015
>>109903
Hey, but Hitler was great and who is the mans best friend.
No.110016
>>109850
>>109857
>>110009
I wish I could do the same to you guys but I know your lifes are shit so that's satisfaction enough for me.
No.110018
I sniffed my cousin's swimsuit once when visiting her appartment.
I jacked off to a snake.
No.110020
one time i picked up a wallet from the ground, took all the cash from it, then gave the wallet to the cops
another time some one i had a falling out with left their facebook logged in on my phone, so i unblocked everyone on their block list and sent them friend requests
that's pretty much it, i don't like to be mean
No.110023
>>110007
I actually don't hate him too much.
And my point about animals has nothing to do with how much I like them. I'm simply pointing out animals are fucking cruel and don't have moral codes like us humans do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infanticide_%28zoology%29
That is just one of many examples.
No.110025
>>110015
Hitler killed a bunch of people. That's the only subject I focused on for the comparison. Maybe not 6 gorillions but that's irrelevant. Stop sucking /pol/ cock for one fucking second, I was not even making a point against Hitler jesus Christ
No.110106
I went into a store to use the loo and didn't buy anything.
No.110175
>>110009
I think you're NEET for a very different reason than most of the board.
>>>/suicide/
Reminder even Hitler liked animals.
No.110197
>>110106
>buying things from a store
>POOing in LOO
You've made poor choice Pajeet my son
No.110199
>>109847
Fuck you OP, not telling. Don't want to get v&
No.110206
>>110025
classic robot rage, gets called out on something he did then freaks out and blames the person who brought his behaviour to light.
No.110211
I didn't do a lot of bad things. the one I recall that I did recently was probably this
backstory : someone told me she had a crush on me
: so I went to a girl and said something I've seen in a movie before it goes something like this 'I have a question I've been wanting to ask you since I first saw you I was a bit shy at first and was afraid of asking you the question' plus a lot of other similar things and at the end I just said 'my question is can I borrow your copybook for the day please'
she punched me in my shoulder
No.110213
This one time I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
No.110241
>>109903
>>110023
Animals won't kill within their species if they don't have to, even cavemen didn't. Yet humans do. Humans even train animals to fight within their species. Animals aren't smart enough to understand what they do, but humans are and they do it anyway.
>>110009
Kill yourself.
No.110252
I jerked off into my sister's shampoo bottle
No.110277
>>110009
>posting this in an fbi bait thread
Enjoy getting v&. Not that that's a shame when you're clearly a sick fuck who's hated by his own family.
No.110407
>>110015
Hitler gave cyanide to his dog when he wanted to make sure that he could kill himself with it
No.110408
>>109851
he said worst
it sounds like your father deserved what you did to him
No.110417
>>110407
Cyanide isnt a bad death and it would have been killed by ruskies.
No.110431
>>109903
>>110241
Not my dogs fault, I believe she died in the woods =c, as it would be out of character for her to not come back .
>>110016
You know, PETAfag , I did my damndest trying to keep the doomed litter alive save lactating from my own nipples. Dont you dare fucking compare me to kitten killers.
No.110432
>>109847
In the bathroom at my mums house. Use their family hairbrush to scratch all around my scrotum.
Feels fucking amazing.
>>109847
No.110435
I pissed on my sisters back when I was young. Dunno why
No.110436
>>110241
>Animals won't kill within their species if they don't have to
That's bullshit
Lions beat cubs that belong to a different male to death. All sorts of animals do that shit, hippos too.
Male hippo will bite a young hippo to death and rape the female hippo if she's ready.
Animals are cunts.
No.110476
Came inside of a whore girl multiple times, no condom.
No.110516
I stole some panties from a girl I knew.
Looking at the thread it doesn't seem that terrible.
No.110519
>>110213
I like you
Good song
No.110520
My story isn't that bad. Probs the worst thing i've done in the past month or so… i don't have a good memory.
>lying in bed masturbating
>cat is sleeping under my blankets
>fapping wakes it up
>cat walks down my bed while im maturbating
>cat licks my dick a couple of times with it's sand paper tongue
>i ejaculate
Thank god it didn't lick my jizz, that would've been pretty gross
No.110532
I crapped in my brothers pillow case and didn't tell him; e found out a few days later.
No.110607
>>110241
>Animals won't kill within their species
dude what.
mothers will eat their babies, chimps will chimp out :^) and tear other chimps to pieces and hump their corpses for fun, shit happens fucking constantly.
>inb4 merely pretending to be retarded
No.110971
>>109847
Once my mate dared me to lie down on the floor.
I actually did it.
No.110978
>>110018
>I jacked off to a snake.
10/10 thats why i read this thread
No.110979
>>110431
ok look somebody tell me eho the guy in pic is, ive been wondering forever
No.110992
No.111615
>>109847
When I was a child I threw my cat to the ground several times to see it twitch… I didn't know it would kill it… I was too young and didn't know about the complexities of life… OH FUCK FORGIVE ME KITTY!
No.111616
>>110009
I fucking despise you. I did an unspeakable thing to my cat, but it was unintentional and I've berated myself every day for the past 20 years since it happened.
This is where you belong >>>/gaschamber/
No.111627
No.111628
I once took a dime from my boss.
No.111631
>>111615
When I was a toddler, I accidentally killed a litter of kittens by throwing them across the room.
I don't forgive myself.
No.111634
I understand killing cats but holy fuck why would you hurt any of Earth's wonderful creatures ie non-cats?
No.111650
>>111615
I know that feel. When I was a kid, I was playing too roughly with my guinea pig and broke it's back.
The worst part was, the poor animal lived for another 3 weeks in horrible pain. It stopped being able to feel it's back legs and started to try to gnaw them off. We had to put him down eventually. In the last week of his life he was too depressed and immobilized to do anything. It was hell for me and I've been beating myself up about it ever since.
No.111661
I prank called a local sports bar when I was 12 and had a detective wind up at my door at 2:00AM on a Friday night
What'd you expect, a beta story?
No.111699
At one point I ran over a family of little chicks who were outside just walking around eating grass and being memes by the side of the road
I was on my bicycle and I got the overwhelming urge to just FUCK them up, so I proceeded to ride by slowly and try to run over their head.
Some of them I ran over their legs or body, and injured them so they couldn't move, then proceeded to crush their skull with the bike wheel.
You could see their brain and they were freaking out panicking.
I was I think 5 or 6 when I did this?
Another time, I saw a birds nest on top of our shed in the garden, with some new born birds there squeaking out for their mother and for food with their mouths open and up in the air.
I was disgusted at how they looked and how weak and helpless they were, so I tried picking up some dried mud and dropping it in their mouths hoping they choke and suffocate on it or something.
And I ran over a fucking frog once until it was completely flat lmao.
Fucking disgusting trash.
No.111700
>>111699
I still get those urges sometimes, mostly towards young cute baby shit animals, but it's very docile and controlled now. Haven't done that shit since I was a kid.
and b4 >wow ur a fucking psychopath dewd kill urself how can u do that
Get bullied from kindergarten then we can talk.
No.111718
>>111700
I was bullied from kindergarden and never did shit like that. Animal abuse is a sign of a serial killer or terrorist. They should lock your crazy ass up in the nut house.
No.111740
>>111699
Nice bait edgy normalfag
No.112201
>>110007
Excellent job, Mr Bond
No.112211
>>110018
I jacked off to my pet snake and also killed a garter snake with a machete.
No.112215
>>110025
>Hitler killed a bunch of people
LOL, like who? You mean back when he was in the War? Who did Hitler actually kill?
No.112234
Friend and I killed a frog with airsoft guns, didn't penetrate it just beat it to death
Shot a cat with paintballs and hosed it down
To be fair the cat had been intruding on our property, pissed and shit in our sand box, harmed out cat, and fucked up our garden.
While working at some place there was this thing the kids do where they this thing where they fuck around in mud once a year
A bunch of guys usually go piss in it, normally it's not a huge deal because of the volume of mud and that there are only like two guys that /actually/ do it but that year the entire group went and two guys shit in it
I didn't partake but I also didn't warn the head guys that someone had shit in it
The only reason I regret that is because I forgot my sister was going to be doing the mud that year
Fuck
No.112314
It was summer '07 and my oneitis had just entered her new relationship with rich boy chad.
Little did they know I had keylogged her FB password.
So one day I spotted a thread about mischief on 8chan and I decided to make all the readers lose a bit time on some shitposting of mine.
I feel very ashamed about this and wished I never pressed that new reply button.
No.112358
I listened to my parents get a divorce and my mother cry because of it for around 2 hours.
I never told anyone, I think it really fucked me up inside.
No.112458
>>112234
>harmed our cat
if this is true then that is fair
No.112582
>>111700
>Get bullied from kindergarten then we can talk.
Holy fuck anon. You kill small defenseless things because you were bullied in kindergarten? Pretty sure you're just a serial killer and the other kids could tell. Gas yourself.
No.112586
I closed a drawer and my cousin had his hand in it so it cut his finger. It was on accident and my family told me to fuck off outside. I was really pissed so i took my hotwheels from my cousin and went to my mom's room(we share rooms) then i proceeded to dump her perfumes and dismantle photos and made a cut on the window screen. I locked the room and cried until they forced it open.
To clearify i was about 10 years old at the time and my cousin was 7.
No.112626
I've always been a goodiegoodie, the worst thing I've done is mess up my neighbor's garden but it was an accident
>>109915
lmao thats pretty cool, what fetish is that? or were you high on something?
No.112634
>>110435
how did she respond?
>>110532
why? how did he respond?
>>110252
why? did she ever find out?
>>109857
I had to put down a few animals too, sometimes my dogs catch rabbits but they don't kill them right away they just play with them until they die slowly. When I see them doing this I kill it quickly then bury it far away so my dogs don't sniff it out and dig it back up.
The first time I had to do it I cried for like the entire day.
No.112665
No.112679
My cousin was really good at making catapults. They were pretty deadly in fact. I didn't realise how powerful they could be though. Long story short there was a toad just minding its own business about maybe 10ft away from me.
Pick up a small pebble and fire at it. His whole face explodes and toad guts fly everywhere. He was still alive (barely) and made a terrible attempt at crawling away. He died soon after, I mean his head was reduced to a gaping hole so..
I wouldn't say its awful but I do feel bad about it. I only wanted to give him a little bonk on the head. I'm not a very interesting person.
No.112682
>>109857
>>112634
>had 3 barn cats, 2 female, male fucked off somewhere and probably got run over, was 10/10 cat
>keep them around to take care of rodents, they do a spectacular job
>there's tom cats hanging around so they're getting pregnant 24/7
>manage to give away 2 litters, barely
>third litter rolls around and its on me to drown them
it's shit because they were old enough to be romping around and i visit the cats every day
should have just drowned them when they were fresh.
putting animals down or having to bury them never gets easy if you're not industrial size. especially sucks if the animal has a harsh disease and you're weighing the chance of aid curing them, vs. putting them out of their misery
No.112773
When I was 8 or 9 I accidentally broke my neighbour's cars lamp while learning how to ride a bike. I quickly fled the scene and never told anyone. Still laugh at memory cause they never found out who it was.
Might aswell greentext the next one.
>be me 14 yo
>camping with my family
>like 20 or 30 people there
>go to a small building with shower in it for everyone to use
>do my thing
>notice a pink toothbrush and some other girly junk on the bench next to me
>"some qt girl must have left it here"
>start to furiously fap
>toothbrush in anus
>came in body lotion bottle
>feltgood.jpg
>next morning, my sis "Anon, have u seen my toothbrush?"
>"Noo, no."
>later she finds it
>Holyshit.png
>it's the toothbrush that tasted my butthole
>suddenly I start grinning like a fucking degenerate
>she asks me "What's is it?"
>"Oh, it's nothing really"
>mfw she used that toothbrush and body lotion for months…
>and I didn't give two fucks
No.112807
>>112773
>learn to bike at 8
Of course you grew up a sicko, you parents are failures.
No.112850
I hated my little brother because he teased me, so I when he asked me to fuck his bullies up I litterally gave them permission to beat him for years. He's now as insane as I am, and I once nearly stabbed my teacher for giving me a bad grade.
Help me.
No.112881
you guys are fucked up, I used to rip caterpillars in half and I still feel horrible about it
No.113107
>>110009
I fucking hate you. If I could press a button to kill you I would.
No.113109
>>112773
>that greentext
I don't know whether to be impressed or mortified.
No.113110
>>113109
>being this normal
No.113111
No.113123
>>112881
A scorpion stung me in the crotch while I was lying in bed one morning. I think I must have been 8 or 9.
Whenever I found a scorpion after that I could get a clothespin and clamp it on the tail, trapping the scorpion and disarming it. Then I would slowly burn a hole through its carapace with a magnifying glass and sunlight.
I feel I was justified in my behavior.
No.113167
Some faggots on /r9k/ didn't repost some old copypasta so I went into their kitchen and made a mess of their pots and pans
No.113429
I cheated on a test in junior high and looked up the answers.
I didn't know it was a test.
No.113718
When I was small, I used to hang out with some tard kid that lived in the other block. His family was very poor.
The other day he came to the playground all happy and shit because his parents gave him a coin so he could buy some candy for himself.
I convinced him that if he'll bury the coin in the sandbox, a tree that has has bills instead of leaves will grow out of it.
We burried the coin but right away he changed his mind and decided to dig it out, but we couldn't find it. I said "Ah, well, molerats must have stolen it" and went home, leaving him crying, desperately digging in the playground.
A few days later his mother came over and talked to mine, accusing me of stealing his money. I told them what really happened. Poorfag's mom was pissed, but they did nothing else than just tell me off.
No.113727
>>113718
Well, I'd say it wasn't your fault, but this hit me my heart, man.
No.114017
Used to kill animals
Once had this lizard, supposedly endangered, chopped it's head off and it was still moving so I cut its limbs off before skinning it alive and keeping its skeleton and skull. Used to do the same shit with frogs, putting them underneath cars and watching them get run over, putting pins through them, getting my cat to chase them and hunt them to death. Also used to kill cats and dogs. Mostly my neighbours who I fucking hated. Lmao they used to come round asking where there pets went and I swear it was so fucking hard to keep a straight face.
I also bite people. Did it to my nephew a few times, taking chunks and actually devouring the flesh and drinking the blood, fucking edgy I know but it's what I do when people fight me.
Also used to choke my pets and kids. Once had a black friend who I forced to become a slave for the day until he got pissed and ran home. A case of a runaway Slave methinks. I was an actual slave owner for a day. Whipped him, got him to carry heavy shit that I didn't even need like rocks and stuff. I was building a den, shit I did as a kid, and the rocks and ceramic kept dropping and slicing the back of his leg open. Even got to call him nigger and he couldn't do shit.
No.114018
>>114017
I was a kid by the way. So I choked other kids who I would unexpectedly attack and choke until they almost lost consciousness. I thought the struggle was a game.
No.114019
High school was hard on me, and I was bullied really badly. Got the shit kicked out of me and everybody made fun of me. Did eventually stab some dude and bottled another kid a few years later and got kicked out and arrested. Luckily he didn't die and I only got this stupid 9 month court order thingy to do probretional work and not be out after 7. Lol jokes on them because I never went out. The work was fucking hard though. Gulag concentration camp another Shoah.
No.114020
I do regret hurting and killing the animals. Though a part of me is very proud of it.
I'm mostly interested in attacking and hurting humans. Animals are pretty cool and without them I'd be truly lonely in this world.
No.114220
>>114020
That's fucked up man.
No.114253
>6 years ago, at my old apartment
>Babysat for woman down the street, a single mother
>She was 6/10 but lithe as fuck because she did Zumba
>She lived with her two kids in a large suburban home, slept by herself in a master bedroom
>Husband would come to pick up the kids while she was at work on some days, I'd be left alone in the place after that to clean up any mess
>Occasionally had the urge to do something perverted but l had always stopped myself from doing anything besides ogling bikini photos she kept hidden in the computer room
>Decide to go crazy
>Made absolutely sure the entire place was secure
>Went up to the master bedroom, started poking around in the bathroom
>Found a box of condoms
>My erection does a limit break
>Carefully take a video of the placement of everything in the room to restore it to it's previous state
>Grabbed a used pair of her panties and a bra from her clothes hamper
>crawled into her bed
>Used panties like cumrag, wore bra over my face like Bane
>Jacked off like a fucking madman, godlike orgasm
>Momentary afterglow, then shoot out of the bed
>Pull the single strand of hair I left off the pillow, wipe the panties clean
>Rub her sheets and pillow down with a dirty shirt to re-acclimate them to her smell
>Using the video as reference, restored the room to its previous state down to the angle of the throw pillows
>Put her clothes back at the proper level in the basket
>Felt mildly like a serial killer but didn't care
>She never found out
>Dick still rises at the memory
I regret nothing
No.114255
>>114253
You should have poked holes in the condoms, dummy.
No.114265
>>111650
your parents should have done somthing, not your fault. can't blame a kid for lacking agency to help sad pet.
No.114302
>>112773
>>110252
>cumming in a girls body lotion/shampoo bottle
I just imagined doing this to a girl I used to like but turned me down and bitched about how much of a loser and how ugly I am
It gave me a partial boner (I'd say 60%) just thinking about her using it on her hair and body. I'd be a bit worried about the smell though.
>>114253
Yeah this also tickles my inner pervert. I'd feel like a bogan at the bottle-o
No.114392
>>114265
Well, they did do the only thing we could do, which was put him down. The vet said he'd eventually die on his own painfully if we didn't. What I beat myself up for though was that I should have known better than to play so rough with him.
No.114691
Dressed up in neighbor's bra and panties and jerked off on her bed while housesitting
it was a rush and the thrill got me off kinda want to do it again
No.114726
Incest with 14 year old sister
No.114786
>be 13
>steal mums vodka and midori
>sneak out
>meet up with female friend
>sniff paint and drink in local park
>she passes out
>fuck her all night till I pass out
>get woken up by some 8 year old and his mum on their way to school
>get dress and run away
>female friend ask what happen
>tell her idk
>stopped being my friend and never spoke to me again after that
thankfully she didn't tell anybody
I have a few more stories that i'll probably post later if ppl care
No.114801
>>110009
Ignore the anons who got triggered by you putting down their designated internet meme animal. Do you see these fags crying about cows or pigs? fish? No. No-one gives a fuck about animals that taste good or aren't cute. I say kill as many animals as you wish but don't do so without a reason.
No.114812
>>114253
>used her panties as a cum rag
>thinks she wont see and smell it just because you rubbed her laundry on it
anon.. I
she knows
No.114843
>>110432
That sounds pretty cool. I think I might try a hairbrush sometime.
No.115360
>>114253
i do detail like that too
everytime i do something i dont want to get caught doing
>i make at least 2 but usually 3 excuses.
>plan an explanation if i get caught for each stage in what im doing
>try to think of every problem that could occur and come up with plans and measures to protect myself
>run through the plan in my head many times so i know i havent left any weaknesses
for example
when i was 15-16 i would drink my moms vodka and other spirits, i would weigh the bottle before and then match the weight by replacing it with water down to about 2 grams difference
it feels good tbh
>>114726
i did body shots with my 19 year old cousin at the family nye party
No.115362
>>115360
oh i would also measure and record the position of each bottle and the angle of the labels in relationship to the walls and door.
i would even make sure the logo on the bottle caps were at the right angle when they were screwed back on
People will think this is autistic and it may be, but i never got caught doing anything when i was young and i did alot of shit
not ONCE was i ever punished for it
No.115363
>>115360
oh i would also measure and record the position of each bottle and the angle of the labels in relationship to the walls and door.
i would even make sure the logo on the bottle caps were at the right angle when they were screwed back on
People will think this is autistic and it may be, but i never got caught doing anything when i was young and i really did alot of shit
not ONCE was i ever punished for it
No.115373
this thread is the edgiest thing i've read yet today
No.115390
>>115373
>muh edgy
You can just admit you were triggered. Nice thumbnail.
No.115392
No.115511
>>111615
When I was 5 I put my hamster into a bowl and shook it up. It recovered and died of a tumor a year later
No.115528
I watched my mom change clothes once
I fapped to a guro shota hentai comic….twice. Gore/Death/Necro are the only fetishes I willingly tell myself no to.
I bodyslammed my sister's husky for stealing a piece of food from my elderly yellow lab
But the one thing that really churns my stomach to tgis day and makes me want to kill myself is when I took my lab's puppies for a ride in a wheelbarrow and it fell over, causing one of the puppies to get trapped under the sharp metal feet. I had to rush it to the vet so it wouldn't lose its front paw. That little pup was only eight weeks old. Just eight weeks.
Fuck my life, now I hate myself again.
No.115544
>>112807
Is that why I'm a loser?
I learned to ride a bike at like 11
No.115546
No.115547
>>110206
> something he did
Er…. what would that be? I don't recall talking about something I did.
>>112215
Fucking really?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_homosexuals_in_Nazi_Germany_and_the_Holocaust
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_victims
Again, probably exaggerated numbers, but my point is he killed a bunch of people, or commanded someone to do it. I could've said Jack the Ripper or any other famous murderer, my point wasn't about Hitler. Calm down with the /pol/ shit.
No.115566
>>114726
He said worst, not best.
No.115601
>>109847
Alphabet Agency honeypot thread
What they expected
>Honeypot
>Mass felony confessions
>Edgar Allen Poe tier shit
What they got
>Mostly initial-pubescent primal quirks that range from incestual tendencies to animal abuse at worst
>Otherwise usual /r9k/ flavored shitposting
>practically a PTDDTOT thread.
>tfw reading
No.116423
>>110015
aww, I love Hitler's puppy. I thought about naming my GSD Blondi before settling on Marfmarf.
No.116441
>>109897
>use reaction image from a generic YouTube animation
>"Gamegrumpfag"
No.116444
>>110009
I'm okay with killing animals, I'm fine with it since death can come soon.
But anon, I do not tolerate burning a living thing unless they REALLY deserve it.
I'd much rather freeze completely to death than get burned again and live. That's just not cool man.
No.116466
>>110009
Neat.
I regularly like to fantasize about doing that to women even at work. One time, my 7/10 milf boss caught me with a boner and made it painfully obvious that she was trying to look away. Good thing there's no such thing as telepathy otherwise she'd know that I was thinking of setting her on fire or I'd be fired (pun not intended)
No.116467
>Be in 12th grade, economics class (AP)
>Hot Girl sits behind always wears a skirt because uniforms and always moves legs
>looksgoodman.jpeg
>Girl is fucking perfect never did anything wrong is super smart, athletic, tall and a 10/10
>Shes also super clumsy which makes her even cutier pure waifu material
>One day in class I hear buzzing turn around Girl is freaking out goes into her backpack and grabs a green thing and turns it off I'm the only one who noticed
>After class I walk by her and her backpack is open I clearly see a green egg vibrator
>mfw
>I am shocked
>Decide to share concerns so I make a fake facebook account and find her parents and brothers accounts
>Tell them what happened
>For Good measure I look her mom up on linkedin, and Goolge plus
>Next day I have her in a morning class, her eyes are bright red like she'd been crying all night
>She was talking to her friends about how someone old her parents about her vibrator and they freaked out
>I lol internally
>After class I fucker sperg out and tell my friends, word traveled fast and She found out about it
>Says shes going to kick my ass, shes fucking built 6,3 150 heavily toned
> Im skinny 5,10" 135
>FML.png
>I start to avoid her at all cost, switch seats in class hang out in different areas during break, continues for a week
>I devise a plan
>In the middle of lunch I call out my friends GF whos a fat crazy autist blonde, blame her for rumours call her un-christian
>This girl had a rep for spreading rumours so she can't deny it
>Itworks.gif
>Hot girl leaves me alone and rumours start to spread around school fat blonde was raped by her dad
>Hot Girl is a bitch
>Nothing really happened after that
>I fucked two girls lives up for no reason
No.116469
>>109897
Nothing wrong with Jon-era Grumps, friendo.
No.116486
>>115544
I still don't know how to ride a bike to this day.
No.116538
This thread just reminds me how much we can change as humans, if I were to compare me to me from 10 years ago I could find something that defines me, but pretty much everything else is totally a different person.
I have no idea how personalities change so quickly, seriously, how many of you if you stop and think about it, are totally different people from what you were a decade, or 15 years ago? I sure 'matured' a lot. And this is why I could honestly also forgive my bullies, I know it really hurt me back then, but people change.
No.116539
Molested my 10 year old cousin.
Came on her feet, was pretty cash.