/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

don't get the girl of your dreams. you'll regret it.

CUCK

Don't touch yourself until your libido resets.

>>110113

did i mention the girl of my dreams is a transgirl?

>>110128

degenerate

DEGENERATE

>>110100

Hey OP, hands over blanket.

Full reboot should take you 60-90 days

Treat it like a drug, it is a drug.

If you absolutely have to fap, because you got such a hard on going. At least avoid stimuli like porn.

>>110136

I fap to Dora the Explorer cliparts :)

>>110144

Latex, ripped spandex,

when i got into shoe trample I decided that's the farthest I want to go.

Tobacco will fix your brain. Just make sure its organic and preferably go for a transdermal method like snuff to avoid killing your lungs or having nasty mouth. If you're a pussy use nicotine patches.

>>110579

If its not organic you're just trading one problem for a fuckton of other problems so don't be cheap and retarded. An ounce of organic tobacco will last you at least a month and costs about 7-10 dollars

>>110171

>not being addicted to interracial cuckolding and women being creampied by dogs

pleb

>>110579

Oh I'm sure tobacco will "fix" a brain, just like SSRIs.

>>110100

Op, I've been in your situation minus the girl being Transgender you fucking degenerate. Literally stop watching porn cold turkey, masterbate once a week without using your imagination and just trying to finish to the feeling of it, and you could be fucking him in 20 days.

>>110579

Yeah it will fix his brain as much as heroine would.

>>112164

This has happened to me before.

>>110144

what the fuck is with this board and chubby chicks?

I came in her butt guys, and mouth.

I would post pics but some stupid program on my computer emptied my recycling bin.

FFS

literally better than getting with a woman.

>implying I'll ever meet the girl of my dreams

>>112164

I hate when that happens.

All too often too.

>internet says only men can be thirsty betas

>get a fat Tomoko-ish girl who worships me

How do I convince her that her existence is not a blight upon the universe? She is afraid to go near my family or anything in the belief that everyone except me hates her and will think less of me for dating her. She just….sits there crying. And eating.

>>112322

At least I'm not a virgin

>>112298

You kinda squeeze your asshole while you use your weiner muscle to move your weiner, you know the one, even though it has a range of motion of like .2 degrees

I'm uncut but my dick looks like these cut ones, you know, all dry and keratinized.

I'm certain that I've fucked over myself.

>>110100

/monster/ here

Trust me robots, I literally had this exact thing happen to me when I tried getting back into the dating game last fall

>fap like 4-5 times a day

>decide to change my life for the better

>start online dating, find a qt3.14, start skyping

>date for a month or two

>going pretty well

>it seems like it's getting serious

>stop fapping altogether

>1 week later, can't get it up

>we both laugh it off

>the next week, same thing

>she dumps me there

At least it wasn't as bad as when my ex dumped me after 6 years of going out when I proposed on Valentine's last year

>>112192

Sauce pls mate

>Fap to the most depraved shit ever

>ladies in swimwear

>no constant random boners

>feel pretty good about myself

>still can get it up with a female I love

Not that any of these loves were not extremely painful in the end.

>>112680

Losing your virginity to a man is worse than being a virgin, Anon.

>>112638

Train her into losing weight and maybe she can become qt.

inb4 she leaves you after she becomes /fit/

>>110579

Hey, could you explain the logic behind this? I'm not getting it.

But anyway.

>tfw have to not fap for atleast a week or 5 days to have sex

>tfw about to explode because nofap for 5 days

If I don't I will not cum. Luckly I'm not that damaged but shit like this makes we want to delete all my smut stuff and never look back.

I think I seriously need to quit chans if I want no more porn. That is where 90% of my viewing comes from.

Let this be a lesson, losing your wizardry is not worth it. Even if you still desire female contact, 3d can just not satisfy you as a pure 2d woman can. Honestly OP, what were you thinking. You lost your wizardry and didn't even get stimulated.

>>112274

Don't knock the chub bruv, it's good for you. and fucking delicious

>>112306

I doubt that. Warm pussy trumps all other pleasures.

>>112638

I know this feel. My gf is the same way. You have to continue to train her. Get her a bike, force her to eat healthy, do physical activity with her like taking her to a gym with you. It may sound real shitty but you also got to use emotional manipulation, like if she gets indignant about doing those things then you say "well, don't you love me honey?" "you want to be better don't you?"

Eventually you should start seeing some results. Make sure to keep the pressure on, she's insecure. Build up her confidence and help her find value in things that she is actually worthwhile in.

>>112298

Hope this helps