/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

Th-thanks for the hope, OP.

>Got me laid

Fucking brag thread. You don't belong here.

>be in my math class

>sit away from most of the others (it isnt packed)

>she decides to sit next to me

>normiesgetout.mp3

>she would always talk to me as if she was waiting for a response

>finally warm up to her and we begin having fun conversations

>she starts inviting me out with her group of friends

>at first i decline since i get uncomfortable in groups that excede 5 people

>one day i have literally nothing else to do so i oblige

> in those 4 hours i have had more fun thany life leading up to that

>kinda have a thing for her best friend

> i tell her and she says she will try her best to help me out.

I don't know if its dumb luck, but normies like to talk to me. A lot of people whom i don't even know talk to me and will invite me places.

Inb4 "school shooter insurance"

>>110306

Good for you.

I had friendships like that. The fantasy breaks when real shit happens and you need him to be an actual friend.

But it's very fun and makes you feel very good. Keep at it

>>110306

>Got me laid

I hope he used lots of lube and didn't stretch you out too much.

Normalfags are surprisingly easy to deal with, especially if you're funny. I was talking to a couple baseball-playing ones in class the other day and they laugh at shit I wouldn't consider my 'best material'. They're pretty easy to please.

>>110321

Too bad it's all shallow bullshit.

So long as you can be genuinely shallow with little effort, you don't have to worry about it.

And then comes resentment that all you have in common is blabbing about the weather and local sports teams. No meaningful conversation, no expression of thoughts of any give media beyond "whoa wasn't that liek kewl bro?!", nothing to quench that desire to connect.

My younger brother is a Chad. Occasionally we have dumb squabbles like brothers tend to do, but he's usually good to me. Back when I had a gym membership he'd even take me to the gym with him and spot for me and show me how to do all the different exercises. That always got to me that he'd help me with that shit in public, even though it embarrassed him. I'd be there flailing around with the weights looking like a retard and he'd help show me proper form.

I wish I wasn't broke and could afford to go to the gym again. It was fun.

>>110312

School shooter insurance, or they're just getting stories about you to share with their friends so they can laugh.

>>110420

Find non-normies or teachers to talk to. I'm an adult student at college and I started a convo about old video games with my professor and an older adult student at the end of class that lasted a good 10 minutes.

>mfw when my teacher talked about the video of WoW kid sperging out and putting remote in his butt

I can't stand this one normie kid in my class, he looks at me whenever I say anything, literally. I don't know if he's trying to 'be alpha' or if he's judging me or wants to be included but it's one of those things that irks me.

>>110444

these trips don't lie.

>>110306

good for you OP, now get the fuck out of here RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>110321

it's the other way around for me

>Friends with girl

>I orbit around her at parties in hopes she gets drunk enough so i can get laid

>She tells me she's going to a party

>"But you can't come anon"

>I'm a little upset

>The party is at chad's house

>I drive by the house, and his truck's license plate literally says "EZV" , and it makes me feel even more cuck'd.

>I noticed everyone has left, and she sends me a bunch of snapchats, then stops.

>Next day she doesn't want to talk about it

>Next week she doesn't even talk to me

>Weeks go by, and I feel depressed

>Be at work (wagecuck lol)

>She texts me "I'm pregnant".

>fml

>This wasn't a good chad story. It was a bad one.. I just wanted to get this off my chest.

>>112034

That gave me a good laugh.

>>110306

>got me laid

>friends with chad

>goes to parties

time for you to fuck off and post this garbage on halfchan.

>>110311

this

I work with a lot of guys who do welding named Chad.

Chad was an alright guy. Pretty normie, but in an endearing retro flannel-wearing redneck way. He complimented my artwork (I was sketching the factory during downtime), and wasn't constantly talking about his sexual exploits like most normie coworkers. Bought me pizza and beer after work.

>>112100

At least you can exude confidence in real life. I had a girl tell me I looked "bad", like, douchey in pictures and she liked that of me. Then we met in real life and she said I looked harmless and was surprised.

>>112100

iktfb

It's like being trapped halfway up some pit. You can't make it the rest of the way up, but there's no good way to get back down either. I want to go back to being a NEET some day. I think it was healthier than this in-between quasi-normalfag lie that's replaced life.

>got me laid

How does that even work? I'm having a hard time imagining how a third party can get you laid.

>>112100

>Not telling her you just entered vibrator mode whenever you were with a cute chick

Missed oportunnity right there.