/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>>111055

I'm afraid the ride is already over…. I sort of had sex with her,, and then spilled lots and lots of spaghetti,,, dropped the "L" word.

I say sort of had sex because of the wonderful world of E.D.

Then I spilled more spaghetti when I last saw her and told her I got some Viagra.

Viagra is not covered by Mediacare, so I had to ask my dad for money… I have a small dick and it doesn't work very well. At least, I managed not tell her about that humiliation.

I'm afraid this inadequacy will be too much for her to stand… Maybe she thought, a guy who had not been a relationship since Bush's first term would really deliver in bed…

Also she's really wonderful.. I actually care and stuff,, and since I'm basically toxic human waste maybe I should do the right thing and just disappear….. but I want to be with her so much but I know I have nothing to offer her.

She already has an old broken down pet dog,, and the only way I can really say I'm better than him is that she doesn't have to pick up my feces.

and there is my own emotional well being to think about…

I had given up love entirely,, I had the cold comfort of getting drunk and surfing porn while waiting to die.

Sure it's great to feel like a human being again,, but it will hurt so much to have to lose all hope (again).

Imagine you are out in the cold,,, but you've got used to it. Someone invites you inside to warm up and have coco and then kicks you out back into the cold.

This makes the cold seem so much worse.

Sure this a depressing line of reasoning, but it does have some logic.

>>110941

O.P. here. Yep it was magic, and like all magic it was merely incorrect perceptions and false assumptions.

She's "polygamous". She turned up out of the blue,, we went out and did karaoke (which was fun) and then I got to use the Viagra (Which was fucking awesome)

Then in the morning, she tells me she's off to spend the week end with some other guy, and shows me her girlfriend's face book.

I think I've figured this out… She knows I'm lonely and desperate,, so when the A-list players are not available she calls in the bench warmer to play.

Should I accept this? It's not like I have any value at all on the dating market so this is probably the best of all possible worlds,

Remember I'm forty seven,, dirt poor, impotent, and very lonely. I'll get to have physical intimacy on random occasions, probably better than fapping.

>>113874

>Allowing a woman to cheat on you

>Ever

Don't do it anon. You do not deserve this shit. If she can't be committed to one individual, then she is not worth your time. You may be pathetic, but even the most low down robot doesn't deserve to be treated like this.

>>113876

>>113877

Which part of I'm forty seven,, I haven't had a girlfriend since Bush's first term,, I'm on disability for depression and poor as a church mouse didn't you understand?

An attractive charming women twenty years younger than me want to hang out with me and lets me do stuff to her… This is fucking awesome!

If I wanted to conform to your macho ideals and have a exclusive relationship and be all dominant and shit I'd have to date a woman my own age with a lower social status.

What's lower than me? The homeless and imprisoned. Not real good pickings there..

Have you met any middle aged crazy poor women you'd want to spend time with?

I don't fucking think so. I know I haven't met any I could stand.

and it's not cheating if she never lied about it or tried to hide it.

and fuck your idea of dignity too… How dignified is beating off into a sock and sleeping alone for more than a decade?

This pretty much my last opportunity for physical intimacy before I die… I'm running with it.

I have been humiliated and broken in so many strange and terrible ways.. I don't care about being a cuckold.

You'd think real robots would get this. But I suppose most of you are just whiny little twenty somethings who have no idea how shitty life can really get and how grateful you can be for a little kindness.

>>113992

>I don't care about being a cuckold

As long as you understand exactly what you're doing. Your closing sentence isn't wrong, I'm sure very few here actually know how they'd feel at that age. Just pray you don't come to regret it, I don't think there's any recovering from that type of damage to one's pride.

>>114001

It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done. and prayer doesn't do a fucking thing.. I've learned these things the hard way.

>>113999

dignity and honor are for the audience,, and no one even knows I'm alive let alone bothers to judge me. Four quarters and the opinions of others will get you a dollar.

>>113992

I still think you don't deserve this kind of treatment, but I see nothing I can say will really stop you now.

I just hope you don't live to see the day you regret allowing yourself to be used like this.

>>114004

It's really sweet you are concerned.. but how is this sort of treatment actually harming me?

She's never lied about anything,, she's not exploiting me for money (I don't have any so that's not even possible)

Sure it's a different type of relationship with different values but how does this make it harmful to me?

and let me repeat.. I'm a middle aged neet shut-in getting to hang out with a cutie twenty years longer than me. Why throw that away over some philosophical issues about what an ideal relationship should be? Ideals don't even exist in the material world. Everything is compromise and accommodation.

>>114068

Who the hell knows anything about Women? I don't think there's a uniform code of conduct for them.

One G.F. I had cried when she caught me looking at porn.. This one asked me what I like.

Here's a radical idea.. Maybe women are individuals with their own idiosyncratic quirks just like real people. Maybe you have to get to know them, let them get to know you and work out a way to get along.

Nah.. that's just crazy talk. Better brush up on the PUA tactics,,

>>114078

What a full and satisfying personal life you must have trying to be intimate with people you consider subhuman creatures!

You are so cool, anon, all the robots wish they could be just like you.

>>114094

You let me know when being a domineering, manipulative game playing S.O.B. doesn't result in paranoid emptiness.

and shit.. I'm not trying to achieve anything at all,, I'm just going to have some fun and enjoy this while it lasts. I know it's going to end.. Hell, I don't even understand how it is happening at all.

She's not going to marry me and bear my children…

No one is. I'm a middle age NEET with two decades of consistent failure under my belt..

There is no fucking way I am going to ever suddenly become anyone's Prince Charming and be able to buy a house and support a family.

and even if I could.. do I really want to deal with all that responsibility? I like sleeping until noon and having beer and cold pizza for brunch, I'm not the right stuff to be some poor kid's father.

This women is an incredible bright spot in my shitty little life, For the first time in years, I wake up in the morning and I am not disappointed that I regained conscious.

Sure when this all goes south (like everything in my life always does) I'll have a huge depression and end up in the psych ward again… Maybe even get E.C.T. for the third time. (It's not as effective as you've been told)

But fuck it… Maybe this weekend I'll get to go to karaoke, and sleep next to real live girl afterwards.

Sure I'm "needy" and whatever,, but fuck it.. I am actually getting a few needs met here.

How's trying to out alpha Chad going for you? You cannot be that much of winner and be posting on r9k on a Monday morning.

We can be honest here,, we're all anonymous.

How's putting lifts in your shoes, stuffing a sock in your underwear, and trying to "peacock" at the clubs working out for you?

>>114097

and no response from Mr. Dominant Stud.

I am disappointed. I really wanted to hear about how successful his preening and lying about how much money he made was.

>>114117

activate lel at 120% power

>>114230

Hey this is the ultimate win for me.. and who the fuck else would appreciate this.

I'm like the Joker with harla Quinn

>>114234

American.. I get the bare min. disability, (a smidge more than 800 a month,, plus EBT and rental assiantance) because I never made any fucking money.. You get a percentage of what you used to make.

Be sure to land a really good job before you have your nervous break down, kids.

>>114500

THIS

As a 29 neet (no neetbux, living in Mexico City) who hasn't scored in over 2 years, I would gladly impreganate the girl you are fucking under your circunstances.

Go for it, don't fucking tell her. Chances she will go over your place some days a week so your son can play with you

>>114117

Chill, brah. Don't be so defensive. You specifically asked if you should accept this, and anon gave his opinion. You don't have to agree with it, but quit acting like he broke into your house and peed on your carpet. What did you expect asking this on /r9k/?

Honestly, a girl 20 years younger is pretty damn good and worth some compromises; I'd be tempted if I were in your shoes. But poly shit is pretty fucked up, and yes, 'degenerate,' especially when the woman has all the power. You have to make your own choice, and you clearly have. Good luck and godspeed, oldanon.

>>114238

pretty sure you're lying buddy boyo - id with timestamp, ssi proof with timestamp etc - but why don't you get a nice appartment on Chiang Mai Thailand for ~500 and easily get by on $300 for food and entertainment??

>>114634

How the fuck am I going to relocate to Thailand? And would I still get my government checks while I live abroad?

and sure.. I might be lying.. but I could be telling the truth as well.

That's what I love about being anonymous. I can do either one with impunity.

Which do you fear doing more?

Personally,, the truth scares me a lot more. My life is a steaming pile of failure.

That's why I can only talk about this here.

I have no idea how or why this happening. But I get to see her this weekend,, smoke pot and touch her and stuff.

I cannot believe it's really happening.

Maybe I'm actually dying and just imagining this as my brain shuts down.. like that hanging guy in "an occurrence at owl creek bridge"

I'm so fucking happy I don't care.

I'm so fucking happy I don't even need to troll /pol/ and /leftypol/ anymore.

I'm so fucking happy I haven't smoked a cigarette since Saturday.

>>114634

>id with timestamp, ssi proof with timestamp etc

Who would ever be so stupid as to post that much personal info on 8chan?

Do you want my social security number, and credit card too?

>>114739

Am I doing it right? (see pic)

Even if I had the means to scan my papers and ID,, I do not have the inclination to do so.

and what makes you think my family even talks to me let alone is willing to enable me to live abroad.