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 No.111002

ITT Post some crazy shit that has happened to you, or go the fuck ahead and AMA

I'm going to do my best to recount the first half of most critical year of what I have referred to as the Squid Girl event.

Welcome to 2013, January 2nd.

>character select me, 20, beta, 6ft 240lbs

>junior year of college, pursuing degree in art, not convinced art is actually real.

>we start on January 2nd because this is the day I discover I was cheated on by my Gf at the time, we'll call her S.

>S and I have had a tumultuous relationship because I'm a piece of shit.

>I'm not attracted to normal women at this time because I have a wildly out of control fat fetish and have binged porn for most of my life.

>As garbage as I am, it takes garbage to date garbage, S is an attention seeker with some heavy mental baggage, I've made some things better, but spend too much time away from her (as in sitting next to her playing my vidja while she plays LoL).

>So it turns out S tells me she's cheating on me with a guy, let's call him D, who was of course an acquaintance of mine from a previous transgression.

>I flip my shit, I go home, I start tearing myself apart.

>but I can't end it, I'm trash, i'm never going to get another girl to date me.

>S is an attention whore anyway, just proves I'm not up to leaving her.

>I FUCKING STAY, I decide it's at least over and lose myself in my dank souls.

>S gets a power trip over this, I guess. She seems better, more confident.

>Winter break ends and I meet up at college again, maybe things are going not too bad?

>"anon, I love D, but I love you too"

>kfc this is just my fucking life now. go back into dark souls, try to break it off, realize i'm in the same boat as before.

>can I even blame her? I'm a fat fuck with nothing, who does nothing but vidja

>realize also that I turned her into that

>i took a 7/10 chubby girl with friends and hobbies and turned her into a probably 5/10 whale that plays league of legends for almost 6 hours a day

>I start getting really distant from my friends, I go to class, go to work, and play dark souls, sometimes S is over watching anime or playing league, or skyping with D.

>go ahead and call me a cuck, she would skype the guy she cheated on me with in my room, i didn't do a thing about it

 No.111004

>one positive thing, $ starts getting better, I'm not going out with friends, and S and myself have basically stopped eating.

>she starts to get all motivated, out of nowhere starts working out. D probably said he'd date her if she wasn't so fat or something.

>I realize this is better for everyone, I have to leave,

>I'm at work January 27th when I get a call from S, she's out by the lake and going to jump in. basically suicide, says goodbye.

>I bolt out of the office and run over while she's on the phone.

>dark as fuck, where the hell am I? It's cold and icy.

>I never actually get to to lake, but I'm able to get her to go to my room

>she apologizes and says that D wants nothing to do with the drama, and it's just us.

>I….I won… by dating a girl who's so messed up that the cheater cant deal with our shit.

>things get grey for a while, that's the best way to put it

> we don't have a relationship, this isn't a victory.

>all the while S is getting worse about her weight and more anal with me.

>I try to build up some resolve, I know this has to end.

>my life is partnered isolation now. I dream and daydream about dark souls, I lose myself in thoughts of roaming lordran for eternity, dying and coming back.

>these fantasies don't get better, but mid March she ends it, once she starts complaining that I got her a shitty b-day present, some game I don't remember.

>now it's my room, dark souls, and the draining feeling i have when I have to deal with people.

>S continues to work out and turn her life around, losing weight and hanging out with her friends.

>I continue to live more and more in lordran.

> at this point I will sometimes hallucinate soapstone messages and summons, which cause me to space out and again get lost.

>S starts facebooking how amazing her life is

>what the fuck do I do to people, this has happened before

>I've never felt good about my fetish for sure, but this is just a monstrous, inhuman feeling

>i'm at once glad she's rid of me, and furious at her too.

>I start to get pretty self abusive. I don't remember the specific nature of the progression, but march into april began what was cathartic starvation

>I'd eat before i slept, wake up hungry, and enjoy the hunger pangs throughout the day

>it made me feel happy that I wasn't getting any fatter, and I felt like I deserved the pain anyway

>it's around this time I meet M, a chad guy who was my roommate this entire time.

>M has a smash party in the living room, I get roped into playing a match.

>I am absolutely disgusting at smash from my tournament days in highschool, I pulverize everyone

>"wow anon you're a beast, you gotta teach me how to play"

>M and his bro actually turn out to be really amazing guys

> we hang out most weekends, which is to say I stay in the living room instead of my room, and he talks to me and we play brawl

>one night he invites me to come to a fire

>drugs and booze all around, but I'm a complete shut in and still think that they damage your mental capacity

>we go to more and more fires, they turn out to be actually quite boring.

>If you ever wanted to know how college chads have fun, they set things on fire and talk about sports/being drunk/wanting to be more drunk/and banging

>i had no idea it could actually be so stereotypical

>my hallucinations haven't stopped, but now instead of just dark souls stuff I'm seeing some scary shit.

>mouths appear on my face when I look in mirrors, I see people staring at me far off in the distance, I feel hands grab me all across my body when I'm trying to sleep, or when I get distracted.

>paranoia starts to set in, I start having a hard time walking around at night

>I start to have a hard time being alone in general, always checking behind me and standing in the corners of my room


 No.111007

>it's finally april, and classwork is basically over

>because I'm an art major, I have no finals, only big assignments that i've mostly done; I have a lot of time to do nothing.

> finals week is here and the insanity begins

>M and his friends are over, and we pull an all nighter watching Tod and the book of pure evil and drinking

>comes to the next night, and some of my old friends come over

> I haven't seen my bros in forever, and we have a great time, pulling another all nighter watching Better off Ted

>at this point I'm running over 48 hours of no sleep, and my paranoia is starting to get more bearable

>instead of being scared by the shit im hallucinating, I start to be ok with it, and start getting really curious about it instead

at one point I got drunk around 5pm the following day and I'm not quite sure if it went away, my friends chilled until about 4am and then passed out, I stayed up online and watching netflix in my room

>the fucking gingerbread house in my room was pissing me off since S and I made it before winter break, it was stale as shit but I ate it over the course of the next two days. I figured that if i was going to eat, I might as well not enjoy it

>at this point I was eager to share my accomplishment and tell everyone i hadn't slept for a full four days

>"anon you're so fucked up already you might as well see how long you can keep it up"

>I felt like I had a cause. I was so eager to keep going. I had to stay awake

>I lived to stay awake

>as more and more time passed, I completely lost my mind

>we binged tv shows and i'd see the characters on the walls of the dorm, id hear voices talking to me as loud as real ones

>whenever i didn't have friends around it was more of a struggle to stay awake, but I did everything, even energy drinks, which I very likely consumed more of than actual food

>I remember after 7 days I started to lose my ability to do anything

>unfortunately some of this is what I remember, and some of this is what my friends have told me i did

>I got lost in the shower, completely, hopelessly lost

>I stopped being able to hear for periods of time

>I texted most people I knew that I should be burned alive

>i could not read long words or any sentences, only some words and numbers

>I spent apparently an entire hour throwing my room key at my door to get inside (told)

>I got so mad at my eyes for twitching I tossed a handful of sand in my eyes (told)

>I tried to eat the biology textbook I had on HIV (told but the evidence was presented to me)

>my friends all knew what was going on, so they weren't too alarmed i don't think.

>I remember bits and pieces of events, very few full and complete memories from that time, the shower one stands out to me the most because it was so terrifying at the time

>It's worth mentioning now that I don't actually now how many hours or even days I actually stayed awake, only that it was at least over seven days, or 168 hours

>if i had to guess i'd ball park it at 180 hours, I can't imagine I did a whole other day after that.

>All I can say was that I woke up Sunday, April 28th, at 11:32am, I will never forget that. Our school has a study day on Wednesday, but I don't think we actually started our all nighters right on that day.

>Wake up that fateful Sunday

>mostly lying on bed, no pillow or sheets

> Discover laptop is on floor, and wardrobe door is ripped out of wardrobe and lying on floor. Laptop has a den't in the bottom right corner

>notice my Tv is on, and netflix is on as well

>"Are you still watching Squid Girl? Episode 7"

>I have no memory of a single moment of Squid Girl


 No.111010

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>>111002

>mfw I wasted my timereading this


 No.111023

>ama

>>>>/reddit/


 No.111029

>dark souls

>Squid Girl

Shit taste, in anime and video games, op. Kill yourself.


 No.111030

Here is a question OP: will you suck my dick? I will pay you.


 No.111031

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fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off


 No.111032

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>>111002

> Dear blog


 No.111066

>AMA

back to reddit

>>111029

You first


 No.111087

>ama

fuck off leddit? this isn't your blog either


 No.111108

OP:

>multiple friends, regularly socializes

>girlfriend

>shit taste in vidya

>literal cuckold

>fat fetishist

>uses social media

>blog poster

>AMA

Get the fuck off this site you failed normalfag piece of shit, if you offed yourself the world would be a much better place


 No.112143

>>111023

>>111029

>>111030

>>111031

>>111032

>>111066

>>111087

>>111108

Go back to wizardchan, OP is providing OC greentext stories and you pathetic losers do nothing but complain. Maybe we should introduce trigger warnings for /r9k/ so you can browse it safely without getting PTSD.

You are just as pathetic as tumblr feminists, let that sink in.


 No.112147

>>111002

Mate funny story, I liked it a lot. I thought you were pathetic at the start but I liked reading it more and more as it went on.

You remind me of a friend of mine who my mates tricked into thinking he was in an insane asylum for a week and a half by making a padded room at a warehouse with straitjacket and iron ward door.

If you want some manga recommendations read Homunculus and Freesia. Was the sleep deprivation enjoyable at any point? Did you lose weight? Do you think it had any long term impact?


 No.112490

can i ask you for a tl;dr version?

i gave my self a bad trip or keks and i became derealized, depersonalized with deparanoid-delusional thoughts for months


 No.112512

>>112490

OP stayed up past his bed time and went bonkers for a bit. The End.


 No.112522

>>111108

this

fuck off normalfag.

have you guys seen the state halfchan /r9k/ is in? its gone, its fucking over, its done, its finished. wizchan and 8ch /r9k/ are all I have left.


 No.112535

>>112522

OP may have had a gf but I sure as shit don't envy his cucked ass. /r9k/ isn't supposed to be exactly the same as wizchan; he's fine so long as he's incapable of normal interaction. The failed normies do contribute something to the board that the rest of us can't; their attempts at socialization result in hilarious stories for us. It's not exactly as if he's a /soc/-tier normie whiner like this fucking faggot >>111355 .


 No.112629

>>112143

I see you fucker on every thread.


 No.112646

this is some reddit tier bullshit

you guys complain about 4/r9k/ all the time but really this place is no different


 No.112651

If you're still here OP, do you feel that your mental capacity has been diminished ever since you stayed up that long? Do you feel like there were any permanent effect or anything?




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