No.111355
>be 23 years old
>she is 19
>her parents don't even know me
>my parents don't even know her
>we fuck without protection, I don't even cum AT ALL
>yet she shows unusual symptoms since that day, they all indicate pregnancy
>going to be doing a pregnancy test this week
I'm still in university (probably one more year to go) and she has nothing except her high school diploma. We are both white but her parents are religious. Mine are relatively well off and we wouldn't have financial problems at all.
Still this situation really fucking sucks. She's going crazy and so am I. Call me a degenerate, give me advice or cheer me up, I'll take it all.
No.111357
No.111359
So long as she is hot you sound like you haven't fucked up too badly at all.
Starting a family at 23 with a 19 year old is a fairly decent age in a way.
You probably came though and was too retarded to realize it. As a matter of principle and as a custom though assume it is normal to get a paternity test.
No.111360
the wages of being a normie is death.
No.111362
>>111357
If the pregnancy test is positive I will definitely do that. It's my duty as a father to take care of this child, and the woman as well. My job prospects are pretty good so I'm not worried financially. I'm more worried about her, because I'm not sure if she's mentally ready to a have a child. She wanted to go to trade school and learn graphics design, but if she's pregnant now, then that won't be an option for some time.
>>111359
Well I am very attracted to her, so there's that. I'm not very handsome myself and she does have some flaws, but she is definitely wife material. We were each other's first and we've been (secretly) dating for almost 2 years now.
No.111363
Stop panicking like YOU are the woman and wait for the pregnancy test.Buy two different tests IMO, just to be safe. Those thing are not exactly infallible.
Women just LOVE pulling a good pregger scare, some maybe from their own inexperience and some to judge your reaction.
If you want to keep your cock visiting that hole best play cool but supportive.
Also absolutely go for a paternity test if she IS pregnant but ffs do not tell her that NOW.
No.111365
>>111362
Doesn't sound to bad to me… Most people are never really ready, what should be most alarming to you is the lack of contact with parents on both sides haha.
No.111366
Better start preparing that alimony
>tfw op's kid is half black
No.111368
>>11135
i know that precum can cause pregnancy and all that jazz … but has it crossed your mind that it isn't yours? it was the first thing that popped into my head after i read ">we fuck without protection, I don't even cum AT ALL"
No.111370
Are you gonna teach your kid to be a famous rapper OP?
No.111371
>>111366
>>111368
Well it has crossed my mind, but I believe it to be highly unlikely. We were each other's first and there is pretty much no way that she found someone else. She lives in a small village and ever since she fell in love with me she has neglected her friends a lot, so there's almost no way that she has had sex with someone else.
Of course I won't just take that as a fact. I'll probably get a paternity test at some point, but not in the foreseeable future. She's a nervous wreck and she'd kill me if I questioned being the father. She's easily scared and she'd probably view this as an attempt for me to sneak out and drop responsibility.
I'm fairly redpilled with women so I won't just believe her or trust her.
No.111372
>>111371
well good. i'm glad your not going full ostrich with your head in the sand denial mode. small village? like in the swiss alps?
No.111374
>>111371
>Well it has crossed my mind, but I believe it to be highly unlikely.
Famous last words.
No.111376
>>111372
>small village? like in the swiss alps?
Not exactly, but close to it actually.
>>111374
I know about how crafty women can be in this regard. And I know how many poor betas got cucked while trusting their wife completely. I'm aware of women, and I can positively, rationally say that it is indeed highly unlikely for her to be pregnant from another guy.
As I said though, I won't just believe this 100%. I'll do a paternity test at some point.
No.111377
>>111355
Abortion is real problem solver here.
Her dumb ass fundie family never has to know.
Getting married under duress and having a screaming unwanted infant is probably not going to go well.
No.111379
>Had sex.
>Posting on /r9k/.
Fuck Off
No.111380
>>111379
This isn't wizardchan and I've been browsing /r9k/ for about 5 years on cuckchan and since its inception on here.
>>111377
Problem is: she believes it's murder.
No.111381
>>111380
Then take the pressure off her and let a good ol' fashioned cunt punch do the pulling.
No.111382
>>111362
she can handle a child and school. her, or your family could help out. My sister had a kid with a guy that my entire family hates, and we still support her. she's working 40 hours a week, going to school, and taking care of her kid, without the father. Even if it isn't yours you should try to help out a tiny bit, enough that it won't make you a cuck, just for the kid.
No.111383
OP here. Thanks everyone, you've been really supportive and I appreciate that so much right now. I'll go to sleep now and might report back with the results on Wednesday. Have a wonderful night and take care, Arcanines.
No.111386
>>111371
>She's a nervous wreck and she'd kill me if I questioned being the father.
GEE I WONDER WHY? HURRDURR.
Unless you actually want to raise another mans child OP. Get a paternity test BEFORE marrying the hoe. Because even if you find out later that the child isn't yours. You could still be financially responsible for it since you married the bitch and assumed the father role.
No.111387
>>111380
You dumb fuck already made a thread about your retarded girlfriend and getting her pregnant and just because you're an oldfag doesn't mean you can't be a normie. You bring always the same answer you nigger.
No.111389
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>>111355
>my gf is pregnant
>I'm in University
Why the fuck are you even on /r9k/, Norman? This is a board for wizards in training, not for failed normans. You're not a virgin, and you talk to succubi. Please leave immediately, and never come back.
Stuff like this should be axed immediately, and you should be perma-banned.
No.111391
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Take it to /r/relationships, Norman, and make sure the baby is at least yours before you settle on a life of servitude.
No.111406
>>111355
Just get an abortion dude
No.111407
>>111389
This.
Fuck off back to Reddit you normalfaggot piece of shit. I hope she ruins your life with that kid.
No.111408
>>111407
>>111389
Maybe you should go to wizardchan if people having sex triggers you this hard.
No.111424
>>111408
This. What's up with /r9k/ turning into wizardchan? If you are from wizardchan, please kill yourself. Wizardchan is full of butthurt pansies who are triggered by every guy who gets laid, has friends, has a job, etc
No.111427
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>>111355
Why are normalfags so childish and infantile?
Why do they try to have sex as soon and as often as possible but then cry like bitches when pregnancy happens. "Ohh NOOO my carefree life of ease and pleasure, MY FREE TIME NOOOOO!".
Seriously. Go fuck yourself. Robots may not be the best and brightest of humanity but even we know that sex has consequences, responsibilities and obligations attached to it. Hell most of us are virgins because we can at least recognize that we aren't mature or responsible enough for a relationship or a family.
OP. You are just a greedy sack of shit who finally had life catch up to him. The fact that you don't even know each others parents and that you are whining about having to support her tells me that you are a child who decided he wanted the forbidden fruits of adulthood and couldn't handle the adult consequences.
Fuck off, man up and get a job, or kill yourself. I don't care which but don't come back here.
No.111430
>>111408
>>111424
>Guys I have a girlfriend, an education, a wealthy family, and I have passed on my genes.
>Woe is me you guys, why is life so hard ;_;
>Fucking wizards why can't they empathize with how terrible and unfortunate my life is
Kill yourself.
No.111432
>>111427
Did sex-having OP trigger you or something?
No.111433
>>111430
Looks like someome is butthurt. Instead of wanting to learn from people like OP and myself, you just want to bitch and moan about how you can't get laid. Wahhh waahhh
No.111434
>>111433
Learn what? How to be a whiny attention seeking cunt.
No.111436
>>111371
>i'm fairly redpilled with women
>too cucked to even demand a paternity test right away
It was nice not knowing you, reddit.
No.111441
>>111424
>Wizardchan is full of butthurt pansies who are triggered by every guy who gets laid, has friends, has a job, etc
If you have deep friendships, can function in the working world, have a gf, and are not a virgin, why are you on /r9k/? What is the point of going on a board that used to specifically target people who were wizards, social rejects, and other anti-normans?
Honestly, why don't you go to 4chads /soc/ board? Or ,better yet, head to /b/. Don't you read the rules of a board, and lurk, before you post?
No.111451
>>111379
>playing the oppression olympics
You're just another flavor of SJW.
/r9k/ is about feels and sharing feels. Talking about problems, anxieties, hopes, dreams. If you want to wallow in shit and compete for the title of 'shittiest life' go to wizchan faggot.
No.111452
>>111355
OP you are a faggot. If you had unprotected sex and your partner is pregnant or you get AIDS, it's your fault. Simple as that. Actions have consequences. You deserve this OP, you brought it on yourself.
I hope you get marital problems within the first 2 years of having your child, your child takes the kid away and in 18-20 years you will have a living, breathing reminder of how stupid and idiotic you are and how you created a miserable child just because you wanted to cum.
You're a piece of shit OP.
>>111441
To be fair wizchan is all of those things. Even mentioning sex/kissing/romance or the desire to have one gets you banned. Encouraging NEETs to improve themselves and stop being NEET is also a bannable offense. Wizchan is a terrible place, and I mean that. People who go there have given up all hope and the admins pander to them by creating a pool for them to wallow in each others perpetual misery.
No.111453
Another normalfag bites the dust. You may as well go to a barber and ask for pic related as your new haircut.
No.111454
>>111451
>/r9k/ is about feels and sharing feels.
And the current feels we are sharing with you and the faggot OP are disgust and anger, if you want a hugbox go to cuckchan.
>compete for the title of 'shittiest life'
>playing the oppression olympics
You mean like OP coming in here with his woe is me bullshit despite having an education, a girlfriend, a well to do family, and a kid? If I wanted to hear normalfag problems about knocking up random bitches I'd go to facebook.
No.111456
>>111452
>just because you wanted to cum.
I didn't even come though.
>>111454
I understand that you're angry at me for being a, in your eyes, relatively successful guy that shouldn't complain about his life. I assume you're not that successful, otherwise you wouldn't see a reason to lash out at me. But don't you think that an unwanted pregnancy is among the shittiest things that can happen? Parents will be disappointed, plans and dreams suddenly have to make space for a little human being unless you abort, which means punishing the innocent baby for mistakes that weren't his fault. There will be lots of tears, probably screaming. My girlfriend is scared of her parents, of an abortion, of the effects it will have on our relationship. She is a nervous wreck and I'm not exactly relaxed either.
I know this seems like it needs to go on /adv/. But I posted this on /r9k/ because it's a place that is familiar to me, where I can speak freely and anonymously. Any judgement from you guys is appreciated – even yours – and will weigh into my opinion. I know you probably don't care about some "failed normie" and his problems. I'm not sure how old you are, maybe older than me and therefore frustrated, maybe younger than me and unable to believe that you have a future of your own. I remember when I first discovered /r9k/, I probably don't have to tell you why I felt drawn to that place. Social rejects like me, ridden with anxiety and frustration, with no place in life and feeling like they're stuck with no way out. Venting about their shitty lives, their unfair surroundings or the world in general. Blaming everyone they could blame, including themselves.
I know this place and its people and I'm aware that not everybody approves of failed normies, and that some hardliners would want to turn this place into another wizchan. I just needed to share my feels and have others tell me what they think. And I believe that's the same reason why you post on /r9k/, even though your feels are different and maybe your fate is generally worse than mine.
Just know that I appreciate your posts and that you are part of the robot collective that I came to love so much over the years. Take care.
No.111458
>>111456
>I didn't even come though.
Yes you fucking did. How did she get pregnant? I really hope your GF is cheating on you with some black guy, that would be even more fitting
>>111456
Not that anon but:
The reason why everyone is angry at you isn't that you fucked a girl. It's because you did something stupid, with clear causes and results. YOU did stupid shit, and you expect sympathy?
What, do you want us to tell you to stay strong and be a good father? Do you want us to lie and tell you this is OK and not shitty?
No.111459
>>111458
>Yes you fucking did.
No, I definitely didn't. The only way for her to have gotten pregnant that day is from precum.
>you did something stupid
No argument there.
>YOU did stupid shit, and you expect sympathy?
As stated in my opening post, I didn't expect anything from anyone. I just wanted to share my story and be judged truthfully. I'm not angry at you or the other people ITT that don't care about my feelings. And I don't want to argue with you because in a way you are right.
Yet I face a difficult decision in case she is really pregnant. Just wanted to hear some opinions, is all.
No.111469
>>111360
>>111387
>normie
fuck off leddit
>>111379
>>111389
>>111391
>>111407
>>111427
>>111430
>>111434
>>111441
>>111451
>>111453
>posting on /r9k/
>not posting OC or greentext stories
Fuck Off
This is a board for OC and greentext, not failed humans, wizards and virgins. Please leave immediately and never come back
Stuff like this should be axed immediately, and you should be perma-banned.
If you can't have deep friendships, can't function in the working world, have a gf, make OC and greentext stories and are a virgin, why are you on /r9k/?
What is the point of going on a board that is used to specifically target people who make OC?
Honestly, why don't you go to Wizardchan?
No.111473
Nigger she cheated on you
DO NOT MARRY HER
Leave her now or make sure she is willing to do a paternity test.
No.111476
>>111469
>complain others aren't posting OC or greentext
>complaint is neither
Okay, let me try a greentext to make up for my shitposting.
>Be apprentice
>Non-existent gf
>I don't fuck her without protection because she doesn't exist
>I don't even cum AT ALL
>She shows no unusual symptoms that day, or any symptoms at all because she doesn't exist
>She can't be pregnant so I go back to my anime without concern
>I can enjoy my evening because I'm not a fucking moron like OP.
No.111477
>>111469
>this butthurt that mighty wizards took over /r9k/ and violently persecute normalfag filth
you have to go back
No.111480
OP, you ready for that alimony? She would be mad if you ask for a paternity test? HAHA, well honestly dude, I feel sorry for that. You will be a cuck from now on, most likely.
Best you can do is to try and be on her good side so you don't get arrested for rape allegations in case you piss her off in the future.
No.111483
>>111355
Be sure to post your greentext story here once your shit gets fucked up.
No.111486
>>111480
She does think abortion is murder, but she still wants to abort it in case she is in fact pregnant. It's highly unlikely for a supposedly scheming woman to reject alimony payments in favor of finishing her apprenticeship. I know you're reading about vile roasties a lot, but this girl isn't one. And I know that every fucking cuck says that, but whatever.
>>111483
Will do
No.111490
Why are you even here?
deathtocrackers
No.111513
>Fucking before marriage
>Unprotected
>While she is not on the pill
>Thinking you didn't cum
If you do marry her, make it an unofficial marriage on your own terms. You will get fucked otherwise.
Were you the same normalfag that was concerned about his GF cheating on him and getting knocked up?
No.111520
Jesus christ, what the fuck happened to this board?
literally halfchan all over again
>>111469
>this faggot
Don't you ever get tired of trying to force your shit in every single thread?
No.111526
>>111520
This is what happens when /r9k/, a Wizard-lite board, is allowed to become /soc/. This place is full of Redditors and normans who think it's cool to be a 27 year old depressed virgin.
>hey gais I'm OP, I got my gf pregnant and didn't get an invitation to a party this weekend, I'm so le depressed
Copypaste is, and always will be, a traitorous faggot with a shitty chan.
No.111556
No.111557
What is with the massive influx of people telling the regular posters to go to wizchan when they get called out on shitting up the board?
what happened to this place?
No.111558
>>111469
>This is a board for OC and greentext
It's that easy, folks! He immediately outs himself with his catch-phrase every single time.
No.111561
>>111441
I'm a 30 year old basement dwelling AUTISTIC NEET. I have an actual autism diagnosis. I am definitely not a normalfag. I'm just not a complete loser like you. That's why you are butthurt. I have a girlfriend whom I regularly have sex with, I have a car, I'm not 100% agoraphobic, I used to have friends, I used to have a job, I've had multiple girlfriends and hookups. This isn't the oppression Olympics. I am sympathetic towards virgins like you. But you guys are so fucking bitter because our sitiation is a bit better tham yours that it's difficult to like you.
No.111563
>>111561
>muh high-functioning autism
Nigger, what you are doing is the equivalent of entering Bongoland, eating a fresh burger in front of a dozen starving niglets and having the audacity to tell the niglets they should probably leave their home that you invaded if they don't want to hear you complain about how hard it is to eat said burg. You attempt to justify this behavior by saying you stubbed your toe one time or some shit. Please kill yourself, you fucking narcissistic cuntflap.
No.111565
>>111563
I have an actual cognitive disorder (autism). Most of you guys are just whiny bitches with social anxiety disorder. Grow some balls. Stop being a bitter entitled sshole, ask girls out, weather through rejection and you'll get laid eventually.You are more of a normalfag than an artist like myself ever would be. There is no cure for autism. It's for life. People with social anxiety disorder are just whiny emo bitches
No.111566
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>>111355
HAHAHA! Loser.
….
>mfw I may never father a child or know the love of a woman
I envy you OP…
No.111570
>>111565
>.You are more of a normalfag than an artist like myself ever would be
WE GOT ONE THAT THINKS HE'S SPECIAL GUYS
No.111571
>>111561
>non-humblebragging
>thinking succubi will have sex with you, without stealing mana and other precious resources
Hello, Reddit
/r9k/ 2016, everyone
No.111597
>>111456
Well that was a surprisingly refreshing well thought out response.
>But don't you think that an unwanted pregnancy is among the shittiest things that can happen?
No. Society and the media will make it out like it is but it really isn't that bad. Despite what people think a child isn't that expensive and after the first few years they become less of a pain in the ass. You get tax breaks and numerous assistance programs from the government (if you qualify). I have had former classmates and relatives have unplanned pregnancies happen and for the most part their parents are upset at first and then happy that they have grandkids. Sure you might get a tongue lashing from your respective parents but if you rise to the occasion instead of trying to weasel out of things they will respect you for it.
> But I posted this on /r9k/ because it's a place that is familiar to me, where I can speak freely and anonymously. Any judgement from you guys is appreciated – even yours – and will weigh into my opinion.
True enough. That's the great thing about this place. Even if my vitriol and rage is disproportionate to your post, neither of us knows who the other is and at the end of the day none of the interaction really matters. We might have even shared laughs and good times in other threads without even knowing it.
>some hardliners would want to turn this place into another wizchan.
Chan 'culture' evolves organically and there is little that can really be done to sway it other than mass immigration and exoduses. As a case in point the "brownies and cocoa" thread/meme/whatever that got started here and took off was also reposted on halfchan, who promptly ignored it without incident. If this place seems like it is becoming wizchan it is only because wizchan is a more extreme version of what /r9k/ has traditionally been. I don't even frequent this place as much as other boards and even I can tell you that outside of a tiny window when it was first introduced on halfchan this is the way this place has usually been. Ever since the first migration to 4chon when moot killed it, up to the return, then to the migration here. This is mostly how this place has always been. Including the occasional murder like pic related.
You want my actual opinion on the situation. Yeah it sucks but it really isn't as bad as you think. You might have to get a job depending on how much money you have but that is about it. You can both still go to school, you can both still have lives, your parents will get over it, and children really aren't that bad. It all depends on your perspective. Don't think of it as lost dreams and plans because truthfully whatever plans and dreams you had probably weren't going to happen anyway. Instead think about all of the great things that come with being a father. Or even if you think I'm full of shit and don't know what I'm talking about just wait until you hold your newborn in your arms and look them in the eyes. From what I hear that is a pretty life changing moment for people that will hopefully trigger your parental instincts and shift your perception of things.
Also watch your bitch. Last thing you want is postpartum depression making that cunt go crazy and drown your kid. Have fun with parenting OP.
No.111598
>>111566
Well now that I am in this situation, I'd rather be a virgin again. She told me yesterday that she started bleeding. First I thought "great!" and so did she, because we believed it was period blood. But after some searching I found that it's probably a sign for the egg to have nested in her. So now I'll have to crush her hopes and tell her that she should expect being pregnant when previously I told her the chances were really low.
Fucking kill me, man. Add to all this shit that her parents don't even know me yet. I feel so ashamed and disappointedin myself … and cant iimagine how she must feel, knowing she will have an abortion when she believes it to be murder.
No.111608
>>111598
Best you can do man is meet her parents now. Show that you're a man of resolve who didn't hide until the last minute. If her father wants to kill you just think of it like this, you were the bigger man. Also support your fucking girl. Show her some affection and commitment. Be there and be strong. You're the man of the house now. Push through the hardship, face the problem head on and do what you gotta do. Have confidence and faith that you can get through this and find a way to maintain your academic life. Don't give up yet. Fuck I sound weird guys… I forgot what it was like to show optimism and strength after years of being a robot… I'm no longer worthy of the board…
No.111613
>>111382
>just for the kid that is his cheating girlfriend's and her other man's
>JUST
No.111629
>>111597
Thank you for that. It's good to see that people still care. I'll consider everything you said and I believe I should meet her parents now.
>>111608
I think you are right. I have to be a man now I guess. Funny how in the face of serious trouble humans can (and must) radically change. And I do think you belong here. Optimism is a beacon of light for the ones on here that might otherwise fall into darkness. We have to help each other here and not keep ourselves in eternal misery.
Thanks again to both of you, it means a lot.
No.111653
>>111598
>cant iimagine how she must feel, knowing she will have an abortion when she believes it to be murder
Has to have an abortion? Why? If you love this girl (and you should if you put your dick in her), then you have an opportunity to turn the situation into something better. It's not too early for you to start a family anon. Also keep in mind that if you convince her to murder her child, then there's a good chance she's going to end up strongly resenting you for it. The damage has already been done, so don't go making things worse in a foolish attempt to go back to the way things were.
No.111657
>>111653
I would be willing to keep it, but she absolutely doesn't want it. Maybe that was just the first reaction to the shock though.
I do believe our relationship has taken damage already. After all, this situation is very stressful and completely uncalled for. It feels like it's my fault, too. I don't know man, at the moment I just think that I've done enough damage, so I've decided to completely support her in whatever decision she makes in an attempt to receive absolution. And she has let me know that currently, that decision is abortion.
No.111658
>>111657
At least try to save that innocent, please
No.111659
>>111658
Pro-life pls.
This young child has the opportunity to be returned to non-existence before it even gains consciousness. Would you really consider forcing it into this world to be saving it?
Even its own father only half-assedly wants it to live. If it were to just… disappear… I doubt anyone would be tremendously upset. Miscarriage, maybe she's not pregnant after all (did you even get that pregnancy test, OP?). Aborting it would return everybody to square one, before this little problem ever happened.
After all, when you turn it around, can OP really say that if she turned out to not be pregnant that he would get to work on really impregnating her? That should be an indication of whether or not he really wants a kid.
No.111660
She may not even be pregnant. She should get a home pregnancy test ASAP
No.111663
>>111657
I see, I thought she was the one against the abortion. If anything the fact that she believes it to be murder and yet still wants to go through with it anyway should be a serious cause for concern. Pre-cum has a very low rate of causing pregnancy, so her insistence on an abortion leads me to wonder if she's got something to hide. If she is adamant in that she does not want to have a child with you, then you need to start asking her why.
Regardless, I think you should try to convince her not to have an abortion. I believe that her family would eventually accept the pregnancy, but an abortion would create a permanent rift. It will be easier and better for her to raise a child now with loving family support than to try again in the future while ostracized. Furthermore there is a good chance that if she goes through with it she will seriously regret it later, especially with her beliefs. I told you not to do anything stupid in haste earlier, but you need to make sure she doesn't either. Women don't need men who will agree with them, rather they need men who will do what is best for them.
No.111665
>>111663
Solid advice.
Don't be a nu-male yes-man OP.
No.111679
>>111355
No brah, this is merely the beginning. It's your childhood that's over.
No.111689
>>111355
>girlfriend
lmao
>pregnant
LMAO
GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN
No.111714
Has abortion never crossed your mind? Also, I don't give a fuck about the fact that you had sex with a girl but the fact that you actually want children is a clear sign of you being a normie. If I had a girlfriend and she would tell me she was pregnant I would commit suicide on the exact same day. Seriously, don't destroy your entire future for some bitch who's going to look like shit in 10 years anyway.
No.111724
>>111679
Good way to put it I guess.
>>111714
It has crossed her mind and mine of course. In fact it's what we lean towards at the moment.
No.111744
>>111663
This.
>>111724
OP take this advice >>111663
Best and most sincere shit you're gonna get that's not full of our usual pessimism or wants you to end up like us.
No.111774
You got cucked by Jamal or Tyrone. Good job OP.
No.111776
>>111774
I wish I had that cuck pic…
No.111782
>>111558
Ikr. He makes always this threads about his fucking pregnant girlfriend and when we say he's a fucking normalfag for having sex he's totally butthurt and says this board is for greentext and OC shit and that we should go back to wizardchan.
You don't go to /pol/ and tell the people there that you're an arab sheepfucker and when they tell you to fuck off you cry around and tell /pol/ to go elsewhere.
No.111783
>>111451
Nope it's not. This isn't reddit.com/r/MyLittleSelfHelpGroup.
This board is for robots, betas and dem feels and not "Shit I got that bitch pregnant help me reddit".
No.111801
>>111774
What is with your obsession with BBC?
>>>/pol/
No.111803
>>111782
/r9k/ need to have their own identity instead of becoming another wizardchan. Every little thing on wizardchan ends up triggering someone and getting you banned. I don't want /r9k/ to turn into that. It would ruin the community.
No.111804
On wizardchan I basically have to walk on egg shells in case my life is too good that I end up triggering someone. If you also give off the indication that you are from 4chan or 8chan, they also ban you. Even though wizardchan branched off from 4chan /r9k/ in the first place.. lol If you give off the indication that you are not socially anxious enough, they ban you. It's stupid. Wizardchan has turned into a bunch of SJWs. I don't want /r9k/ to become like that. /r9k/ is supposed to be about greentext stories, oc and sharing feels. We are all messed up. Some more so than others. This shouldn't be an Oppression Olympics. I'm a 30 year old autist basement dweller while most of you are still young. But just because I had sex, I should fuck off? Dude. lol.
No.111814
>>111355
>no protection
You are a fucking retard.
>she's pregnant when you don't even ejaculate
And you're a fucking cuckold.
>>111379
>>>/wizardchan/
Fuck off.
>>111430
>this butthurt
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
There are problems in the world more important and severe than your "I'm too lazy and gay to leave the basement" shit. Get a job.
>>111452
Simple: Wizardchan is run by jews and operated in a way to perpetuate white genocide by keeping a significant portion of the white population as a pathetic, disgusting, useless blob of shit.
No.111824
>>111814
>>111804
>>111803
We don't hate you because you've had sex. We hate you because you are boring and create shit threads.
>Dude gf problems lmao
>Dude pregnancy lmao
>Dude work lmao
This shit has been done to death on normiebook and Reddit more so than the stale pepe memes that get reposted here.
You aren't interesting, you aren't special, and you aren't impressing us by doing something that millions of ghetto niggers do every day.
No.111828
>>111380
>Problem is: she believes it's murder.
correction: it is murder. If you were so redpilled you'd know that already.
No.111844
its funny how there are people this stupid in real life. hope you enjoy that screaming piss and shit machine OP, it will waste 18 years of your life and a whole lot of money.
>>111828
when its early on you are basically killing a clump of cells that could someday be a human. a lot of us here kill lots of something that could someday be a human at least once a week when we jack off. congrats anon, you're a mass murderer and so is everyone else.
No.111871
>>111844
Sperm by itself can't develop into a baby no mater what you do. A fertilize zygote can develop into a baby if it's not tampered with. The zygote also contains DNA that is distinct from the parents because it is a combination of the parents DNA with minor mutations and is thus NOT part of the woman's body.
I don't care if you are pro or anti abortion but to say that a zygote is the same as a sperm/jacking it (or a bitches unfertilized egg/period) is intellectually dishonest.
Kill your kid if you want to shirk your responsibilities and live it up for a few more years but just remember that you are going to have to carry the burden of knowledge that you killed your kid.
No.111879
>>111871
>Sperm by itself can't develop into a baby no mater what you do. A fertilize zygote can develop into a baby if it's not tampered with.
>Kill your kid if you want to shirk your responsibilities and live it up for a few more years but just remember that you are going to have to carry the burden of knowledge that you killed your kid.
Retarded even by this place's standards. A seed will develop into a tree if you leave it in the ground for long enough, digging out doesn't make me a fucking logger though.
No.111915
>>111469
FUCK OFF NORMIE
8chan was created by a wizardchan user
No.111916
No.111917
No.111933
>>111915
8ch was created by hotwheels, a crippled jew who browsed wizardchan. he assumed admin status there after the founders left, then lost his virginity and moved on to create 8ch as an inclusive chan as opposed to the exclusive culture of wizardchan.
the very creator of 8chan is by your standards a normie. return to the basement you triggered wizchan sperg and play dark souls
No.111935
>>111933
The ONLY reason Hotwheels started to shill everywhere is because he is becoming a greedy fuck like Moot, and please a dwarf cripple who fucked a weird lady who had a ferish for cripples is hardly normal.
Go back to halfchan if the thought of wizards frighten you or kill yourself.
No.112013
>>111935
I agree that losing your virginity is not sufficient to being a normalfag. I don't consider myself a normalfag. Yet I get called a normalfag all the time because I have a girlfriend. WTF
No.112022
>>111355
>my gf
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.112024
>>111355
sounds like the work of your friendly neighbor Tyrone
No.112026
>>112022
should I add a trigger warning next time?
No.112027
>>111427
This man rite here. (why do we have a robot now? This isn't 4chan REEEEEE)
No.112031
>tfw im himasugi.org tier blogtard
kill me
No.112032
>>111776
It's ok, you can just take another one later.
No.112047
>>111355
>>111355
Before you sign your name that you accept the child as yours make a DNA test if you don't trust her womyn cannot be trusted anyway
No.112054
>>111376
> I'll do a paternity test at some point.
D O I T N O W
NOW, I TELLS YA
No.112102
>>111355
Do you have access to Kicking-a-woman-down-some-stairs technology?
No.112103
What's the deal with abortion?
it's so much cheaper than crib-death.
No.112117
>>112054
OP deserves to get cucked. He won't listen and believes his GF is different somehow.
No.112130
>>111355
Wait wait wait.
You had sex ONCE without protection and you didn't cum - or you have sex all the time and cum, but this one time you didn't use protection and didn't cum?
This is important info.
How longs it been since her last period?
No.112139
>>112130
We had sex on exactly two occasions. The first time was with a condom. I didn't feel anything and it wasn't enjoyable at all. She felt guilty because I felt nothing. We blamed it on the nervousness and fooled around some more.
On the next occasion, we tried again with condom. Still the same shit, I didn't feel anything with that plastic wrapper around my dick. So she reluctantly allowed me to stick it in without protection granted that I pull out and don't jizz inside. Well so we had sex for a while, and I didn't cum at all again.
Yet the penetration lasted a long time and precum is apparently a thing. She felt anxious about being pregnant afterwards. Well and a couple days later she showed symptoms of pregnancy: pain in abdomen, fever, nausea.
So to answer you question directly: we had sex once without protection and I didn't cum. Her last period was 2 weeks prior to our intercourse, so she was almost definitely fertile when we had sex.
No.112146
>>112139
Wait a sec
>We had sex on exactly two occasions.
>>111362
>We were each other's first and we've been (secretly) dating for almost 2 years now.
How the fuck do you date a girl for two years and have sex only twice? How the fuck do you stay a virgin for 2 years when you are over 21 and you started dating her when she was fucking 17.
M8… STEP IT UP
I'd say the kid is yours and you just have a leaky dick because you don't know how to control yourself. When it is your first time (or without a condom I guess) I wouldn't be surprised if you could have an orgasm and not realize it because of her own pulsing and your nervousness.
If your dick went limp after fucking a little you probably just had a shit orgasm but still came. If your dick went limp without you cumming you must be shit at sex. I have had super shit orgasms in my life where I have cum but barely felt it OR if I had been a little more fucked I wouldn't have been able to pull out. I'm unsure how you could have fucked up pulling out but I reckon you did.
HAHAHA not the end of the world mate but don't tell any of your friends about this or they will think you are retarded and with good reason.
No.112287
>>112139
>precum is apparently a thing
Okay here's the thing about precum.
When you orgasm, not all the sperm makes it out of the shaft and a handful of stragglers may be left behind and alive for up to 48 hours. Then precum that comes along may scoop it up and deposit it.
If you orgasmed within 48 hours prior to sex there may be a very slim chance of pregnancy from precum. If not, precum is sterile.
You should know that every girl having any sort of sexual contact for the first time will immediately assume/worry she is pregnant. They'll do this every time for months or even a couple years after they start having sex.
If her symptoms are real and not imagined she may have some irritation from the condoms or just the friction of sex in general, or maybe the beginnings of an infection. I seriously. seriously doubt she is pregnant.
But she is probably secretly enjoying knowing that all of your thoughts are constantly about her now, because you're worrying about the whole pregnancy thing. Shitloads of women do this, whether intentional or not, even the nice girls.
No.112343
>>111879
>humans are the same as trees
No.112413
>>111380
Falcon punch???!!!!!
No.112428
>>111355
>>we fuck without protection, I don't even cum AT ALL
Paternity test nigger. She might be cucking you
No.112503
> Current year
> Not being a wizard
> Get stuck with child support
This is what happens when you pre-wizards go around thinking with your other wand.
No.113120
A little update: we went to a gynecologist and she checked and said my gf isn't pregnant. Prior to this she had a 2cm piece of flesh coming out of her cunt. We suspect it was a very early miscarriage.
Thank God for this, it will be a lesson that I won't forget.
No.113121
>>112146
>How the fuck do you date a girl for two years and have sex only twice?
It's a long distance relationship. We've only met 3 times and I fugged her with condom at the 2nd, without condom at the 3rd time. So I don't think I'm doing too badly. It took her 1 year to be ready for a meetup, because she is insecure about her body.
No.113122
>>113120
Eat the bean as a punishment for being a filthy normalfag scum
No.113136
>>113120
>Celebrating the death of an innocent infant
No.113140
No.113390
>>113136
shut the fuck up.
unoriginal content
No.113423
>>113122
>>113136
>>113140
I'm glad the baby was miscarried. It was spared the suffering from being raised by a faggot like OP.
No.114648
Nice job getting so fucking cucked, you retard
Step one, confirm that the baby is even yours
Step two, leave that dumb bitch
Step three, Continue life
Step four, if she tries to come back to you, tell her to fuck off and die
No.114680
Id do as much as you can to promote her maternal instincts, in all likely hood she'll go nowhere but accumulate debt pursuing graphic design, it would be better for both of you if she became a mother first, and worked some part time job once the kid is at school.
T. A guy that just lost a 710k house to his ex wife, who was career focused but then torpedoed her own career and just became an entitled cunt
No.114681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE SCUM!!!!!
No.114696
>>113120
>>113121
Protip - Implanon is the best birth control in a relationship (maybe not if you're seeing her so infrequently though)
> >99.99% effectiveness
>You can feel it in her arm so she can't stop taking her pills when she wants a kid
>You can cum in her every night
>Most chicks stop getting their period which is a plus for them
>Cheaper in the long run than most other forms of bc
No.115031
No.115041
Hahaha this is what you get for trying to be a normalfag and trusting stacy! Have fun paying alimony for Chad or Tyrone's kid! Ahhhh, pure wizardry has its benefits. Let this be an example to all the novice wizards around here, remain pure, all women are leeches and you will pay in the end. Sexual desires do nothing but cloud the young wizards mind, if you cannot control urges and feel as though you must expel some of your essence, at least do it to 2D pure women rather than some 3D whore. You don't want to progress and end up like this failed normalfag.
No.115046
>my gf
>having sex
>being able to make a girl like you
Meanwhile I struggle to hold a girl's interest for more than a few minutes despite having tons of physical involved hobbies. But because I'm not funny and am unable to be, I never get anywhere with them
Now instead of a place to go to to talk to other virgins that can give me advice from a similar stead I have to listen to braindead normalfags who dont even understand why they get laid try to give me shitty advice I didn't ask for from them.
Now I have to see shitty OPs like OP's post and wonder to myself why normalfags can't just let us have one space among young virgins to discuss our weaknesses.
I hope you die OP. I mean it. I hope you are scalped and thrown into a septic tank.
>>111563 says it best
No.115058
>>115046
>he thinks being funny will make girls like you
m8, people tell me I'm fun to be around and I can make people laugh all the time including my oneitis but when it really matters she wants to fuck chad.
No.115059
>>111565
Holy shit, are you delusional.
No.115080
>>111565
I dont want to breed a baby with a borderline deformed woman while beign a poorfag.
That is a terrible plan, I am so poor and INFERIOR the best alternative is to do nothing.
No.115081
>>113136
If I had an ounce of power I would go on a killing spread.
No.115129
>>111561
pfffft.
actually diagnosed high functioning autist NEET here.
you're a liar. now fuck off.
No.115152
>>111565
Aspergers here. Alternately, get a gud job, get rich, bang hookers, enjoy living consequence-free. Worked for me so far.
No.115199
>>114680
Sounds eerie. Story?
No.115229
>>115152
>hookers
>consequence-free
Es tee dee
No.115244
>>113120
2cm within just over a week? Doubt it.
>>115229
>what's a rubber
No.115272
>>111377
>supporting abortion
No.115304
>>115272
Yeah, you need to go back to /pol/ and stay there, chump.
No.115306
>>>111563
>I have an actual cognitive disorder (autism).
I'm getting really sick of you lying faggots pretending you have autism.
It's actually a pervasive developmental disorder, retard.
No.115314
holy shit I saw this exact same thing a month ago. Can't you at least make some original shit posting?
No.116421
No.116424
haha, sucks to be you, fam!
I'm glad I never had sex because misfortune befalls me at every turn and the magnum condom I would have used would have inevitably broken and I would have been stuck with autistic twins.
No.116428
>>111355
Where are you from, anon?
it's not finland, is it?
No.116463
>gf asks what I want to name our children
>I say I don't want kids I have a lifelong dream of breeding racing pigeons and ask what she wants to name our race team
>she starts crying
How the fuck am I in a relationship
No.116842
>>111355
At least you got laid with a girl dude. I have felt never felt that feel. I have to live with a shame of paying a hooker to take my virginity.
No.116862
No.116964
>>113120
I'm glad you won't have to raise a kid, partially for you and partially because…
>>113121
Bruh, I seriously hope you demonstrate more intelligence in raising a kid than you would in accidentally making it. There can be sperm in precum. You didn't even have to cum for her to get prego. Dude… Shit like this is important to know and not hard to find out. 2/3 IS BAD. People like you are the reason condoms look like such an ineffective method in actual use; when using a good brand exactly as intended, they're not too shabby at all.
>>114696
LISTEN TO THIS PERSON. Long term "set it and forget it" bc is great. If she's not a fan of having something shoved in her upper arm, she can always get an IUD shoved in her uterus. An IUD is just as effective and works for as long if not longer, depending on what type she gets. Only con of an IUD would be that it's harder for you to to feel strings and check that it's there, but if you trust her that's not an issue. Another similar option is NuvaRing, though she has to change it monthly and you' have to trust that she's been using it properly (taking it out for too long/too frequently can decrease protection).
No.116977
White People
>Love sex
>Hate babies
I am glad that in a few more generations your pathetic hedonistic race will finally be gone.