Since every second post here is a greentext why don't we have a nice old story thread. OC here.
Yeah story time.
>Be me.
>Work gulag job in concentration camp called call center.
>Every 20th of the month we have to write in our shifts for the next month.
>In order to do that we have to log in with our username and password in a calendar software thing.
>username are usually the first three letters of your name and then your last name.
>password is your employee number which consists of five numbers.
>There is a list where all the employeer numbers are written on.
>Working there for several weeks, five days a week and sometimes saturdays.
>10 hours per day.
>Have to call customers and ask them if they are happy with their internet or if they want to improve it for less money.
>Selling shitty internet plans and shit.
>Out of boredom do shit like introduce myself as "Hello [customer name] I'm CIA."
>One day I have to call typical Chad.
>He said that he doesn't need faster internet his instagram, snapchat, facebook are fast enough when he's on the run.
>Explain him that I'm talking of home internet connection and not mobile phone internet connection.
>He gets angry and tells me that he won't buy shit from me.
>Dontgiveashit.webm
>Start making the normies get out beatbox the annoy him and hang off without letting him answer.
>Hear co-worker say "anon you're fucked".
>Look over to supervisor desk.
>They were making quality inspection with one of the companies we sell shit for.
>Supervisor just shakes head and guy from mother company points towards me and is wondering if it was me.
>THEY WERE LISTENING THE WHOLE TIME.
>I am so fucked.
>It's lunchtime
>Everyone heads to the break room.
>Me, sitting there and struggling in fear.
>Get called in supervisor office.
>ANON YOU DON'T SELL ENOUGH, HARASS THE CUSTOMER AND NOW YOU MAKE US LOOK SHIT IN FRONT OF OUR CONTRACTOR.
>Tells me I can work here just for another three days and then I'm fired.
>Last day there.
>Since it's my last day I can behave like shit and still will get paid.
>I won't see these retards anymore.
>Thinking about on hitting that cute girl from the reception, I sometimes talk with.
>Don't want to be always a virgim
>A cute auburn haired 8/10 called Sophie.
>Last chance.
>Come from toilet after taking a big pee pee pee hi hi hi.
>See her and take the same elevator with her.
>Start talking with her and make some jokes about co-workers.
>We start laughing and she wants to hide her laugh and looks down, because how shy she is.
>Suddenly she seems to be extremly distracted while I keep laughing.
>She just points her finger in direction of my trousers and leaves suddenly the elevator.
>What's the matter.
>Look down and see it.
>Do you know these old fashioned underpants which are open in the front and you have to close them with buttons.
>Apparently I was wearing one of them and in addition to that I forgot to zip up my trousers.
>The things was, my trousers and underpants were open and basically my glans was hanging out.
>Totally sperg out.
>AutismSpectrumHigh.xls
>Get back to work and try to avoid the shame.
>Get annoying indian customer in line and make fun of his accent.
>Ask how Indian space program is advancing and if they have toilets on the space shuttles.
>Tyrone-like guy behind me hears all of this and says outloud "Well anon, instead of making fun of customer why don't you show him your dick like you always do".
>YOUFUCKINGASSHOLE.ogg
>Everyone is laughing even Sophie.
>Some days later, after being sacked.
>Still angry at that fucking asshole.
>Make revenge plan.
>Remember that I have still list of employees and their numbers.
>Log in to that asshole's account.
>Proxy and shit
>Start messing with his plan and add shifts.
>He has now to work 72 hours from Monday to Saturday.
>I deleted the dates where he filled in holidays.
>Keep doing that shit for some time.
>One day get a call from former chef.
>Ask if it's me who alters the shifts of his employee.
>No it wasn't me.
>Keep changing dates.
>mfw