>/r9k/ is created
>cool a new board that is /b/ but usable
>spend a few months there
>betas show up
>"it's ok there are contact threads now maybe I could make a friend"
>/soc/ is created
>"it's ok maybe I can convince the betas to talk about current events with me"
>/new/ comes out
>"it's ok I'll gain valuable insights into life"
>every day it's the exact same threads
>every day
>for years
>grinding repetition
>8chan comes out
>"it's ok I'll experience the 48 hours that /r9k/ was actually good again"
Basically just been here this entire time to remind people that apathy is death.