No.111619
>mfw I haven't hugged a girl in the last 13 years.
>mfw I have never even kissed a female
>mfw 30th birthday fast approaching and am ready to become the most powerful wizard in history
Can you even compare to my level?
No.111620
Why would you be proud of this, actually proud enough to make a post her proclaiming yourself as some sort of hero to be emulated? Maybe instead you should be thinking about a way to better your life and get with the program like everyone else.
Think about it.
No.111622
>>111620
Because he will do magic and shit soon? Are you retarded?
No.111623
>>111620
You sound like a normalfag.
Where do you see the bragging in that post? It's fucking self-deprecating by means of making fun of himself.
You fucking normalfags are shit. You all claim to be all empathetic and even coined the shitty term of le emotional intelligence and yet can't even understand shit like this.
Fuck you all faggots.
No.111626
>>111620
Who let all these fucking normies in here? Fuck, our robotic way of life is fucked beyond all reasoning. The internet's getting more and more normies and edgy faggots whilst we, its original inhabitants are now outcasts in what was once our last safe haven. FML.
No.111630
>>111619
>kissed a girl at 14
>fucked one 19
I just came here to laugh at you.
No.111632
>>111619
I just wanna say i love you OP
No.111684
>>111630
Seriously are we getting raided or is there a huge growth in the population of normie newfags on the internet lately?
No.111688
>>111619
>>111620
Fuck off nigger.
OP, you are powerful, you have avoided the negative energy of the human female for long enough to become immune to it.
Congratulations brother.
No.111690
>>111630
Ebin, totally ebin.
Do you get respect from succubi by posting on a pedo taiwanese comic Forum?
No.111723
>>111620
>Why would you be proud of this
>proud of this
>on /r9k/
Did you forget where we are? OP is an admirable man.
>>>https://www.reddit.com
No.111725
I hugged a girl at the end of last year, so you will be a more powerful wizard than me OP.
No.111743
>>111619
Haven't hugged/touched/had a conversation with a woman since I was 15 and I'm almost 30.
We are the most powerful wizzards
No.111772
No.111777
>>111743
None will stand against us comrade.
No.111781
>>111620
Fuck off bitch. I bet you're that other fucker that cries around and always claims /r9k/ isn't for wizards.
Atleast you want to help him to improve his life, you're still a bitch tough.
No.111788
Can I still become a druid even after having gay sex? I'm already practicing escapismancy, but I'd like to expand my skillset and gain a boost to calmness, endurance and wisdom. I hope the Tree of Life will accept me as a humble servant despite my sins.
No.111790
Well I have never kissed a girl or held hands. I've gotten as far as hugging and it was only twice. How powerful can I expect to become? I only have 11 years left to become a wizard and I need to know how to prepare for the powers I'll gain.
No.111795
>>111790
>19
There's still time for you to escape.
No.111822
>>111630
>Kissed and first gf at the age of 11.
>Fucked at the age of 15.
>Lives like a wizard at the age of 23.
Get on my level subhuman
No.111857
>hugged a girl
NORMAN LEAVE
No.111859
>>111822
>don't get wizard powers
>but still have to live like a robot
Why would you do this? Go be a normie; you're obviously perfectly capable of it.
No.111872
>he's perceived a woman with one of his five senses
damn this place is like fucking Facebook
No.111883
>>111619
>>111790
Invest in health and regeneration stats now while holding off your destruction skills. You'll thank me later.
No.111889
>18
>never kissed a girl
>2 hugs in my lifetime
>never even been close to getting a gf
I'm fukkin prepared to become wizard
No.111891
I kissed a girl and I liked it
No.111921
What the fuck happened to /r9k/?
Why do these fags hate wizards?
No.111922
>>111630
Maybe you should kill yourself?
It's real, the halfchan migration was real.
No.111923
>>111690
This.
>tfw gonna go to >>>/loli/ later.
No.111924
>tfw 19
Kissed mormon girl at 10, never had GF.
Fuck my life, I'll never have children.
No.111927
>>111619
I can count the amount of females I have spoken to in my life on my fingers. I have never even hugged or as much as touched one.
Get on my level
No.111928
>>111927
Don't you like girls anon?
No.111934
>>111928
t-they just don't like me
No.111957
>>111934
Oh cheer up Anon, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Why, when I was your age I had lots of girlfriends, you just need to let them know you're interested.
No.111959
>>111957
you don't know what you're talking about old man.
now hurry up and die so we can have your money.
No.111960
>>111924
>Fuck my life, I'll never have children.
neither will most guys who have sex with their wives and raise her children.
30% illegitimate rate is lowballing it.
No.112042
>>111620
Get this hothead outta here!
No.112533
>>111927
Impossible… To think someone may prove to be a more powerful wizard than I.
>>111924
I know that painful feel…
No.112534
>>111619
>I haven't hugged a girl in the last 13 years.
>Still hugged a girl
Fuck off nigger you lost right off the bat