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imgur.com/QafrHvR IRC IS LOTS OF FUN AND FILLED WITH FUN PEOPLE imgur.com/QafrHvR

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 No.111808

>know this guy on IRC for more than two years, decide to go visit him.

>fly to Paris, meet up with him.

>good autismo times are had

>day two, decide to go to the center of Paris to see monuments and be tourists since he's assburger and doesn't go to Paris much

>go to the Eiffel tower, he warns me it's a shit place full of hasty gentlemen.

>I disregard his advice as one cannot go to Paris and not have seen the Eiffel tower

>It's really big and cool, but I have no need to go up in it and taking the stairs is like 17 euros and there's a line for the elevator

>nope.jpg

>decide to walk through the park near the Eiffel tower (to get to the The Invalides, tomb of Napoleon, we arrived too late so it was closed)

>a pack of melanin enriched gentlemen try to sell us their handcrafted goods clearly made with lots of hard labor.

>kindly decline

>they persist in their efforts to sell us goods, quite aggressively so.

>tell them to fuck off

>nigger gets angry and pushes my friend

>scream "DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU FUCKING NIGGER"

>this displeases the negroid.

>negroid gets aggressive, clearly displeased with us calling them niggers

>yelling ensues, scream back "GO BACK TO AFRICA"

>Continue walking as they scream at us

>Friend yells things in French

>he finishes off yelling "REFUGEES NOT WELCOME" at them

>We both laugh as we walk off to shop at the Japanese district and eat really good ramen while they slave away like the wagecucks they are.

Fucking niggers when will they learn, /pol/ was right again.

 No.111811

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This is why we need the race war……….


 No.111852

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Hey it's you the stockholm guy. How was your trip to france at all ?


 No.111876

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This seems like a suitable thread to post my very recent story.

>often take night walks alone around 9-10 PM

>this night, I make a wrong turn and realize halfway through that I'm in the projects

>smoke a cigarette and pray I don't get mugged

>fast paced steps behind me

>turn around fucking immediately

>it's a lanky negro with a large black hoodie

>"AYO MAN, YOU GOTTA SMOKE?"

>don't break eye contact as I give the gentle african american one of my menthol cigarettes

>he lights it himself

>this pleases the nigger

>"THANKS MAN, IMA GIVE YOU A HALL PASS"

>wat

>continue walking

>this nigger is still following me

>"AYO MAN, YOU GOT DA TAHM?"

>turn around again, don't break eye contact while I lift my wrist to check my watch

>see the nigger winding up for that trademark suckerpunch

>step back in an instant

>he swings and misses

>without thinking, I spit at his face

>he recoils in disgust and wipes his face with his hands

>"NASTY MOTHA-"

>I punt his niggerdick and balls at full force

>knocked the wind out of him

>I lunge for the finisher and get him right on his chin

>his head fucking spins and his legs give out like an animal who was just shot in the head

>he's fucking out

>a winner is me

>flick my cigarette on him like some fucking cowboy and walk out of the projects alive and high on adrenaline

I now have an overwhelmingly strong inclination to become Moon Man and beat up niggers with my cheap and dirty fighting style.


 No.111886

>>111876

Go to /co/ and ask for advice on how to become a modern day Punisher.


 No.111895

>>111852

It's pretty nice here yeah, quite similar to Stockholm in a lot of ways, just instead of Arabs, Paris has niggers.

We've taken it easy the past few days, we drank sake and ate mochi yesterday. Weebed pretty hard and took it easy.


 No.111908

>>111895

>Paris has niggers.

Wait until you've been in Marseille, Arabs and Mosques everywhere. I hope that you still enjoyed France and took some things from their culture, which isn't japanese. Food there is 10/10 if it's genuine french kitchen.


 No.111909

>>111811

>tfw at least almost 1/3 Injun

FML fam, at least you have a race, most think I'm Jewish or white, and my skin goes tan im certain lightings.


 No.111910

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>>111909

Forgot


 No.111911

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>>111908

We went to a pattiserie on Tuesday, it was really nice and we got croissants and some pastry. We ate quiche, drank wine, and ate cheese. It was really nice.

We're just two weebs who know each other from IRC, so we're naturally weebing out pretty hard.

We've drank assorted beers, sake, red wine, and whiskey. Probably going to get liver damage but it's OK.


 No.111914

>tfw Europe will be Eurabia in 5 or 4 years

Stop, my dick is getting hard at the thought of Europeans getting BTFO.


 No.112037

>>111908

Frog here, good luck with finding actual french food in paris that isn't touristic bait.


 No.112050

>>111909

My Great Grandma was a hue hue and people think that I'm a light skinned spic.

I also look somewhat yellow in certain lighting.


 No.112107

I despise the French. May they all rot.

t. Canadian cousin


 No.112178

>>112050

I think the reason I have more native in me than my brother is because my grandfather was the full blooded injun.




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