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 No.112196

Is Jeb Bush /r9k/'s new mascot?

>you will never be humiliated in front of your whole country, and rest of the world who will witness all your autism at its highest unlike Jeb

>you will never be as big of a disgrace to your family as Jeb has been

>no matter how bad things get

>you will never be Jeb

 No.112206

>>112196

JEB IS A BIG, FAT MESS


 No.112209

File: 1456509607995.png (417.02 KB, 1014x1080, 169:180, 1447931489169.png)

>you will never run for POTUS and spend millions of dollars of donors' money on turtles and anime


 No.112236

jeb is a waste.


 No.112255

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he said he would take his pants off and moon everybody.


 No.112277

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get it, because he's a loser


 No.112293

>>112196

Nah, Trump will Make Anime Girls Accessible!


 No.112310

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>>112196

>bullied in front of people by the alpha

>humiliated constantly

>try to fight back but it makes it worse

>aspergers

>embarrassment to family

>incapable of any comebacks

>wasteful with resources

>still try regardless of numerous shortcomings and get shit on for it, being fully aware it won't ever get better

Considering my life and who I am, I might as well be Jeb.


 No.112315

#airhorn


 No.112316

>>112315

Whats the origin of the airhorn you hear in these Trump videos?


 No.112317

>>112196

>tfw tall

>tfw awkward beta

>tfw no friends

>tfw the only female that has ever attempted to come onto you was a midget mexican

>tfw Jeb Bush reminds you of nobody more than yourself


 No.112319

>>112316

No idea.

But it seems like a signature.


 No.112369

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>>112196

Fuck that.

It's all image, OP, a phantom, a mirage that ¡Jeb! projected because his experts, his yes-men, and possibly his Svengalis told him that it would improve his poll numbers by 2-3%. He's as Chad as they come. He's tall, he's rich, and he's spent his whole life as the favored son of one of the most powerful families on Earth. This is not a robot at all. His ugly dwarf mestizo wife? Time does terrible things; she wasn't born looking like that. She was fairly cute when they met (pic related).

Check out the tales of his time at his fancy prep school:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2015/02/01/tumultuous-four-years-phillips-academy-helped-shape-jeb-bush/q6ccyHNOtP1n6kqDokMBfK/story.html

'Tibbetts, who was eventually forced to leave Andover in the spring of 1970 after school officials accused him of using drugs, said his one regret about his relationship with Bush is that he agreed to participate with him in the bullying of a student in the dormitory.

Their target was a short classmate whom they taunted, and then sewed his pajama bottoms so that they were impossible to put on. The act was particularly embarrassing, said Tibbetts, who said he felt remorse for joining in with “kids being cruel.”

[…]

Bush, who would eventually grow to nearly 6-foot-4, stood out as one of the tallest boys on campus, which made him admired by some and feared by others, according to Gregg Hamilton, who was at Pemberton Cottage with Bush. To Hamilton, who would weigh 98 pounds on graduation day, Bush was initially not a friendly presence.

“Jeb Bush was large, physically imposing, and traveled in a crowd that was I guess somewhat threatening to an outsider like myself. I saw him as a cigarette smoker and ‘toker’ and someone that was comfortable being in charge of a group,” Hamilton said. “I was small physically, and small at an all-male boarding school [that], at that time, was a bit of a hostile environment for the kids — sort of a ‘Lord of the Flies’ situation, at least as I saw it.”

[…]

“He sort of lifted me up in the air and I think was going to squash a grapefruit in my face,” said Cuthell, who said he was around 115 pounds at the time. Then a friend who was even stronger than Bush came to the rescue, lifting Bush away from Cuthell.

Sylvester said “the thing that really struck me about Jeb more than anyone I ever met, is he understood that he was from the world that really counted and the rest of us weren’t. It really was quite a waste of his time to engage us. This was kind of his family high school. There wasn’t anything he could do to be kicked out so he was relaxed about rules, doing the work. This was just his family’s place.”'


 No.112372

>>112316

I suppose it's to let them know their time is up.

dems get a much softer sound effect for their debates.


 No.112379

>>112319

>>112316

>>112372

I believe it's from Super Deluxe's videos about Jeb and Trump, the guy who makes them, I think is called Vic Berger


 No.112401

>>112369

"Please clap"


 No.112423

>>112369

>tfw even jeb bush was once more alpha than you'll ever be

brb killing myself


 No.112443

>>112369

W. did the same. He acted like he was a good ol' country bumpkin, but that's all it was, an act to distract you away from actual issues, and make him seem like an approachable guy you'd have a beer with. The people who made fun of him for being stupid were the ones who were too stupid to see through it.

If you watch videos from his early political career you'd see he's a completely different man.


 No.112448

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>>112255

>>112196

I loved this one the most.


 No.112451

>>112443

> The people who made fun of him for being stupid were the ones who were too stupid to see through it.

This; he actually got exceptional grades in college (significantly better than Algore, who he ran against), and he flew jet planes in the Air Force Reserve (idiots don't get jobs as jet pilots in the Air Force). Unfortunately he was an alcoholic for many years, which does cause brain damage, and is probably caused him to look like and idiot later in his life.


 No.112459

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Poor poor Jeb! all he wanted was to be president but he got horrifically cucked.


 No.112469

File: 1456614263292.jpg (246.22 KB, 1484x1130, 742:565, jebbushwife.jpg)

> yfw Jeb's wife




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