/r9k/ - ROBOT∞

>>112508

There is no point in living that's what.

Burger King sells hot dogs now

>tfw no >>>/christ/ian wife

yet.

Man, getting a wife its already hard af, but a christian wife its truly a holy grail.

>>112539

>the plot of NGE

>>112551

Kazuyahen.

nice taste, faggot

the only thing im breathing for is the small chance that robots get fed up enough to actually meet and murder normies together

it would be the height of camaraderie. no need to hide from fellow robots, and you'd be removing the scum you both loathe and embracing the robot, ascending to new heights that normalfags are incapable of fathoming

there'd be no self pity once you embrace

>>112539

no real living female will ever measure up to the fantasy we can create.

why let that ruin our lives, when it can be our muse?

>read for whom the bell tolls

>fall in love, just as intended

>fuck shhit fucvkjcufksgfuc

>>112508

Just get a boyfriend /r9k/, then you wouldn't feel so lonely. Girls are such a hassle anyway. They're always playing mind games, they need to be waited on hand-and-foot, they're liable to cheat on you, they probably don't like video games, they're fussy and worst of all, you don't have a chance with most of them.

But a guy, guys get along with each other, they don't bleed out of their vaginas or get PMS, they're not as temperamental as women, they'll play video games with you or just chill on the couch and watch football. You can wear his clothes too, so you doubled your wardrobe. A boyfriend will also get you sex, something you're so desperate for. There's no vagina, but a clean butt is just as good. You don't even have to have buttsex, just jerk or suck each other off.

>>112941

Gas yourself degenerate.

>>112941

>Hillary Clinton voters

it bothers me more that i still want it

i wish i could transcend and not care on all levels

>>113638

wrong gif, but fuck looking for the right one right now.

>>113639

Did you ever find it?

r9k should form a legit suicide pact. if i'm going to die alone, i may as well die with likeminded robots.

>>113923

i already wish i was as delusional as you people, but wishing something doesn't make it happen. i wish i could just fall asleep permanently, live in a dream world where i'm happy, and then just die in my sleep, but that's not going to happen. the only escape is sweet death.

>>113925

sorry to burst your delusional bubble but it's for your good. There is no escape, only through the son can you reach the father. Wishing or wanting is the first step to developing the will to see it through.please leave a tip, I will thank you with love and hope.

>>113936

no, you are delusional. i envy your delusions and your dedication to them, but they are very much delusions. i wish i could have schizophrenia and just live in my interesting hallucinations, but it's crazy not to call that a mental illness.

>>113943

Well, yes, schizophrenia is a mental illness, if I'm not mistaken. But that's not the case here, I'm not really that locked in the delusion, it's just some free time where instead of feeling like shit, I spend some quality time in her company. Lately we've been going out for walks after it rains, it's very romantic, we exercise a bit and get fresh air and sun on our skins.

Since I don't feel like shit all the time I'm also more productive in my personal projects. Maybe in a few years it will stop working but for now it's beautiful and I'm getting my life back on track.

I don't really know your situation and a few years ago I would probably also have some bad time getting into these positive mind set. This guy >>113942 might have some more down to earth knowledge for you than I do.

>>113653

Only now did it occur to me that you might have been asking for the gif and not perfection. No, I didn't find it, and after a quick google search it seems it never existed. Maybe in another worldline? It was her tasting the gelnana, I will make one next time I rewatch the third episode.

>>113987

I didnt knew Imagination was so dangerous, must be the reason normal people have only a basic form of it.

>>114152

And that's why normal people don't excel in or develop anything, because they are just that, normal.

>tfw autist master race

the future of mankind is in our hands

>>112819

>dat song tbh

>tried searching lyrics and music recognition apps

>could not locate song

>help pls

>>114151

The main point of waifus is that they are better than real women. shitty poorly drawn blobs aren't better unless you have a stuffed doll fetish.

But I suspect OP was talking about an actual wife but tried to sound "silly"

Bad news robots:

>>>/pol/5295108

>Oxytocin has a half-life of about 3 minutes in the blood, so its effects are very short-lasting, but it initiates a cascade of positive hormonal events that reinforce overall health and pro-social behaviour. Its release is especially affinitive to touch: a hug, a handshake, even a Duchenne smile can evoke it… it's enmeshed in the intricate nonverbal dance, the largely subconscious symphony of communication linking all humanity.

Worst is knowing the feeling you miss out on :–(

>>112545

post more you massive homosexual

>>114368

the same chemical is produced when eating chocolate.

so really, stop being such a thirsty little bitch.