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 No.112663

I would like you to tell your most socially unacceptable fetish. We will then analyze it from the point of view of other pre-wizards and see if we can't figure out the root of your perversion.

Do you like Traps because you find those who reject their manhood could more easily relate to you? Or perhaps the fear of betrayal and raising another man's kid is not possible here? Perhaps you wish to submit and suck dick because the woman in your life, your mother, always immasculated you and this position beneath a feminine body is more comfortable?

Do you crave an innocent virgin loli because you yourself are a virgin and fear adult women have so much more experience they would never accept you? Do you think you could mold her in her formative years to love you and follow your interests?

How about the Asians? So soft and docile. They do not humiliate their men in public. Your awkwardness could be chalked up to cultural differences. Would they see your quietness, lack of substance abuse, and propensity to ignore others as stoic and manly?

Is Bestiality about humiliating women? Or seeing then as horny and deseperate as us to take anything to satisfy them? Do you seek the forgiving loyalty of an animal?

 No.112669

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I developed interesting "fetish" recently.

I like to imagine how I got female sex slaves, like my friend's sister or some of lolis from my neighborhood.

And they are completely brainwashed and they accept every my command and I fuck them in every whole, they have no consciousness unless I wish them to have it.

Then I would bring them back their consciousness and watch them cry and suffer when they realize what I did to them.

Sometimes I imagine how all that happens in far future in my super spaceship with which I conquered earth and killed shitload of people like all niggers and other undesirables.

I mean I have like huge cock and fuck them hard.


 No.112672

>>112663

>How about the Asians? So soft and docile. They do not humiliate their men in public. Your awkwardness could be chalked up to cultural differences. Would they see your quietness, lack of substance abuse, and propensity to ignore others as stoic and manly?

I read that it was actually the exact opposite. Jap women are demanding bitches that are never satisfied and constantly complain men are not good enough for them.


 No.112677

>>112672

This is probably true. Their marraige rates have dropped heavily since they went all western values. Avarice is pretty bad among some of them.


 No.112678

>>112669

Let's work backwards. Huge dick is huge power right? Hence the spaceship and powers. Interesting how they all cry over being fucked by you. After you made the Earth better and are super rich and powerful I would assume women would WANT you. Even in your fantasy they still hate you? How do you feel about these girls? Do you think they look down on you? Do you look down on them?


 No.112692

My fetishes are all incredibly tame. People fantasise about what they can't have, right? I just fantasise about people liking me.


 No.112694

My fetishes don't translate well when it comes to anything resembling reality. For instance I like femdom (foot fetishism, pegging etc) but only in relation to anime and cartoon girls, which are essentially perfect. I'd never do any of that with an actual flesh and blood being because I know they're shitty people.


 No.112695

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>>112692

I know this feel.

I have some pretty fucked up fetishes, but I've recently started simply fantasizing about cuddling and doing other cute stuff with girls.


 No.112696

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now i've jacked it to lots of wild shit, entered /d/ territory a few times and back but it never really stuck, those were spurr of the moment kinda things

only consistent "dark" fetish i have is a affinity for a bit of blood and minor injury, and scars, 'specially cuts and marks around the middle of the face range, lord knows what caused me to be drawn towards it. mutual roughness in sex sounds kinda appealing but i don't know if i'd have the nerve to actually do it

kinda like bondage stuff, tied up girls are pretty hot, especially if they seem into it but i dunno if i'd try it in real life, also i can't tie knots worth a damn

oh i guess gokkun is pretty hot too but i will never be able to blow a big hentai load so that's just fantasy


 No.112702

consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation


 No.112706

I honestly think I developed most of my fetishes just from watching way too much porn. I've fapped to tentacle rape, bestiality, pissing, traps; you name it. One fantasy I have is having a harem of women to chose from. They would all be willing and no I'm not just saying that to sound like a good guy. I like the idea of a bunch of women loving and tending to my every need. Perhaps my overprotective mother has caused this.


 No.112707

Some of my fetishes are so extreme I wouldn't even share them on an anonymous imageboard. Most of them involve some kind of female transformation with me in total control over what happens to their bodies.


 No.112708

>>112678

You mean you like transform yourself in body of girl and then use that body to fuck like whore?


 No.112711

>>112708

Reply meant for

>>112706


 No.112720

all kinds of hentai


 No.112722

I like cp, of both boys and girls. IDKW.

I had plenty of friends at highschool. Plenty of girlfriends, Plenty of sex, Plenty of parties. The socially normal schooling experience.

However now that I'm 24. I no longer want many friends, only 3-4 close ones and still have an ongoing relationship with my partner of 3 years. I've confessed to her that I'm a pedophile and she said I should seek help by a therapist. So I guess this isn't a deep dark secret.

My deep dark secret is though…

When I was 15 I put the head of my penis in my 4 old brother, sucked the penis of my other 4 year old brother and tried to get my 6 year old brother to give me a blowjob but didn't work.


 No.112728

I like sadistic girls (towards other girls, not me). Most of the stuff I jerk off to is obscure Brazilian videos of 2-3 girls slapping another girl/choking her/forcing her to eat them out (seems like a semi-popular fetish over there for whatever reason).

Without watching porn I imagine some kind of scenario where I'm a king with a harem of girls and a queen that is a real domineering bitch who helps me keep them in line.

If anyone wants to psychoanalyze that I'd appreciate it, I've had it for as long as I can remember and have never understood how it developed


 No.112737

>asians

>socially unacceptable

Wat?

>Or seeing then as horny and deseperate as us to take anything to satisfy them?

Pretty much that about K9 and related stuff. I like the thought that for all the boring ass mindgames women play to rope us into paying for pussy, and the squeaky clean "I would never do <insert sexpractice of choice>" surface some love to project, others would still get horny and social deviant enough to take the knot.


 No.112745

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I'm hard for dank anime girls and get a raging boner when women care enough to criticize me.


 No.112761

>Your darkest, deepest fetish?

Fuck that shit, anon. I see something that arouses me - I fap.


 No.112859

>>112745

Hate to pull a Freud, but do you think the criticism thing might be related to your mother?


 No.112860

>>112692

How lewd. :)


 No.112864

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Tickling and sounding.


 No.112868

Incest impreg for a trillion generations.


 No.112871

i wouldn't mind being bruised and beaten by a cute girl


 No.112883

>>112871

Was abuse the only attention girls gave you in elementary school? Because that was my story and now I'm into loli-dom


 No.112886

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I've often fantasized about being a woman, but not on a normal tranny level. The whole thing revolves around pregnancy and birth.

I've had a pregnancy fetish for as long as I can remember, I've read that it manifests itself in people that have had a younger sibling when they were young, but only in the last few years I've had this genderbending thing.

It's not too strong, I've been able to get boners in other sexual situations, but still, it's kinda weird.

I'd say that if there was a way for me to become a fully functioning woman that won't age into an horribly looking man/woman I'd probably do it


 No.112895

>>112883

Holy shit, yeah.

They'd chase me around and throw woodchips sometimes. It was great.


 No.112900

>>112895

Damn, no wonder we are fucked up. I also fantasize about them peeing on me


 No.112901

>>112900

I just want a cute girl to break my nose, give me a black eye, and hug me afterwards.


 No.112921

>>112868

How come?


 No.112925

I wanna fuck my mommy


 No.112930

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Anal rape, though I'd imagine the real thing is pretty unpleasant for both parties and have little desire to ever really attempt it. Roleplay is an alternative, but the sheer autisticness of it all would probably have me totally flaccid in less than a minute. Just obsessed with butts in general, really. I used to think I was just a full-blown faggot in denial considering how disgusted I am by vaginas on a primal level and the fact that I could just as easily get off to twinks getting rammed too, but I still fall back on women taking it up the ass most days. No idea what to make of it, I certainly don't consider it to be trauma-related. All I know for certain is that I'm a degenerate.


 No.112938

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>>112663

>I would like you to tell your most socially unacceptable fetish.

Pic related.


 No.112976

These and these tbh:

>>112411

>>112450


 No.113034

fart fetish lol

also i kinda have a slight poop fetish too, i like to see a girl struggle and grunt on the toilet and hear the splash and see her pleasure from relief but i dont want to actually see the poop itself


 No.113039

I don't have any set fetish, I find a lot of different things appealing on a whim.

I read a thread recently from someone who finally decided to lose their virginity to a hooker, but when he started fucking her he was too big and hurt her. She started to bleed and cry, so he had to stop without getting any sort of pleasure out of it. He was treating it like some awful thing, that life would never give him a break, but I think I'd prefer a girl whimpering away in pain to having an orgasm (for either of us).


 No.113042

A combination of incest and cuckoldry. I wnt to be cucked by my mother, preferably with my brother. I'm fairly certain it's a combination of feelings of inferiority because she was always kinder and more nurturing towards him, and the weird feelings I've had ever since she started molesting me when I was a child.


 No.113063

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>>113034

Top tier taste.


 No.113074

>>113042

lol, wut? ok, can we hear this story?


 No.113095

>>113074

It's not much of a story. She openly resented me in my early childhood. Screaming, physical abuse, things like that. She was always much kinder to my brother. I tried my hardest because I wanted her and my dad to love me but nothing was ever good enough. My brother did poorly at everything and she still lavished him with praise. When I was 11 or 12 they separated and had joint custody. I stayed with her during the week because they didn't want to have to change my school, my brother went with our dad. There were other aspects to it but what's important is I was alone with her a lot. She started emotionally manipulating me to make me do things I didn't want to do. It wasn't always sexual, but it usually was. She was very domineering and controlled pretty much every aspect of my life during that time. It went on until I went against her wishes and moved out to go to college and start my own life. Even when she was bullying or physically forcing me into sex, she still wasn't kind to me.


 No.113115

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Haircuts!!!


 No.113132

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Farts, only when women do it though.


 No.113260

I like loli and shota (and their 3D counterparts). Only thing is, though, I have to imagine myself as being the same age as the kid(s) to really find it hot. Seeing stuff with both kids and adults in it is also a huge turnoff, especially with 3D.

I know why I'm like this, it's because I missed out on any kind of fun with other kids when I was young. No friends, no sleepovers, no inviting other kids to my house, no lewd experimenting, none of that. At first I didn't care, then I started seeing people talk about their childhoods online and learned about all the fun I missed out on.


 No.113275

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Trump is my fetish.


 No.113319

I am in to some weird fucking shit. Diapers, TG, pet play, hypnosis, though I can basically fap to anything if I put my mind to it. At this point I've been mostly /d/esensitized and looped around to normal porn since I skipped straight to fetish content during maturity. I have a thing for loss of control so that seems to be the crux behind all of my fetishes, and I can actually trace back some of my fetishes to memories I have. So as a kid I was role playing future fetish scenarios, which is weird to think about.


 No.113321

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Zentai.

I'm given up trying to explain why I like it.


 No.113352

>>113321

Maybe its the uniformity of it?


 No.113362

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>>112728

> Most of the stuff I jerk off to is obscure Brazilian videos of 2-3 girls slapping another girl/choking her/forcing her to eat them out

I'm going to need links.


 No.113401

I want to train a submmissive slut and corrupt her completely to make her choose me over her mother. I'd then proceed to fuck her mother and corrupt her in a similar manner, making them both serve me as fuckpets.

I want to make the mother suck out my cum from the daughters pussy and ass while she fingers herself from the excitement which comes from the degeneration of this act.


 No.113431

>>113401

wanting more than one woman to adore you. Degenerate or not this is konda normalish


 No.113433

>>113115

I can practically hear her telling me to check my privilege


 No.113980

>>112921

Because muh dik


 No.113985

>>112696

>also i can't tie knots worth a damn

How can you not tie knots well enough to do bondage? Do you have cerebral palsy or something?


 No.113986

>>113132

Pretty much every part of that picture is gross.


 No.113989

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>>112722

>When I was 15 I put the head of my penis in my 4 old brother, sucked the penis of my other 4 year old brother and tried to get my 6 year old brother to give me a blowjob but didn't work.

>I don't know why I'm a pedophile


 No.113990

>>113095

>>112886

>I'd say that if there was a way for me to become a fully functioning woman that won't age into an horribly looking man/woman I'd probably do it

So you'd become a woman solely for fetishistic reasons?


 No.113991

>>113990

Isn't that the story of EVERY tranny? That is why they kill themselves after their balla get cut off and the sex drive dives


 No.114134

I've got a lot of them.

For example: I jack off to the idea of throwing a stick of dynamite in a hooker's cleavage and then kicking her off a cliff. While she's falling: I would take aim with my Colt Peacemaker and shoot the dynamite in her boobs then she would blow up and coyotes would eat her remains and then I would cum.

Don't feel bad about the hooker though because I fantasize about her having had dozens of abortions in her life. After having had the fifth one: she would have found it to be intensely pleasurable so she would have a henchwoman pull the foetus out and push it back in over and over again like a plunger to simulate her area. And she would get pregnant for the sole purpose of having these masturbortions.

Of course, that's just one of my fantasies. I'm kind of hazy about the details about the other ones because I didn't type it out in detail (with an actual typewriter, don't you know?) like I did with the paragraphs above.

Someday, I'll get around to how I fantasize about myself busting into an opium den with a flamethrower and seeing all of these prostitutes engaging in degeneracy like lesbianism while a bunch of guys sit around doped up on opium lazily jacking off and I'd say a quipy one-liner and light everybody on fire and I'd fantasize about the hookers running around panicking while on fire and giving off these cute screams…

Like I said, I'll have to iron out the details but, holy shit, did I have a blast telling everybody ITT about it!


 No.114189

>>114134

I've been to an actual strip club/drug den. You would be doing the world a favor. NOTHING of value would be lost. I could not bring myself to touch these women. so fucking gross. S.oking, abkrtion scars, dropouts who somehow look down on the customers. And the customers OMFuckingG. These are below normie or aspie. These are somewhere between homeless men and grotesque caricatures.


 No.114190

>>11418

sorry fingers slipped. I meant to say "smoking and abortion scars" btw if it is where a c section would be that is third trimester abortion.


 No.114193

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>>112663

My overweight (bbw) mom and aunt make me their slave, beat me, facesitting me, fart in my face, shit and piss in my mouth, kick me in the balls and eventually kill me via suffocation under one if their asses. I don't fantasise about intercourse or getting off, just worshipping them.


 No.114239

>>114193

Have a single mom eh? That seems the way they train us. They are gross and disgusting and it is our obligation to want them when no one else does.


 No.114254

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I've developed a fetish for women being impregnated by insects and bearing their children. I enjoy it more if it's not voluntary because that feels more realistic to me.

Bonus points if eggs are involved, whether being inserted or laid. Ovipositors are the fucking best.

Additional bonus points if she has nice tits that aren't actually involved in any way. Something about a woman being genetically blessed with a nice chest and the insect completely ignoring it and going straight to violating her crotch to mate gets me rock hard.


 No.114356

>>114239

Wrote this off as delusional at first,

But man, it all makes sense.

They create beta males to be cucks that provide for other frumpy ass single moms. Jesus Christ Anon, you're onto something…


 No.114362

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>>114193

To elaborate, it's mostly the irony that gets me off.

The fact that they're fat, ugly and stupid while I'm /fit/ and smart is a major turn on.

Really the thought of any fit smart men worshipping women, an inherently inferior (not saying an individual of said gender can't be superior to that of the other, but in average terms) gender. Even better, the ugliest/fattest/stupidest of that gender get me rock fucking hard, more ironic I suppose?

It's not exactly irony, but it's the thought of how backwards it is that gets me off.

Anyone else have a sort of irony to their fetish that gets them off?


 No.114389

>>114356

My mother always scolded any attempt to be manly. She wanted me docile and easy to control. Not for other mothers, but so that I would provide for her in her old age and never move out. She was very sad when she found out I'm not gay. They are lonely needy creatures.


 No.114390

>>114362

role reversal? Like how I am an adult male who likes lolidom?


 No.114419

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>>114362

I'm not sure if this is exactly the same thing, but I've noticed I tend to fetishize things which are the opposite of me or parts of me that I do not like; for example, when I was a blue pill, I would get off on maledom bdsm (eventually it got so bad I could only get hard to women basically getting beaten), but then when I realized how retarded I was being and became a full on anti-feminist I got into femdom. I stopped when I started to get hard to cuck porn and realized that was really not a path I wanted to go down, and I'm currently trying to bring myself back to the point where I can just get off on normal, vanilla relationships, on the off-chance that if I ever am able to get a gf I'll be able to get it hard for her.


 No.114421

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>>114362

I'm not sure if this is exactly the same thing, but I've noticed I tend to fetishize things which are the opposite of me or parts of me that I do not like; for example, when I was a blue pill, I would get off on maledom bdsm (eventually it got so bad I could only get hard to women basically getting beaten), but then when I realized how retarded I was being and became a full on anti-feminist I got into femdom. I stopped when I started to get hard to cuck porn and realized that was really not a path I wanted to go down, and I'm currently trying to bring myself back to the point where I can just get off on normal, vanilla relationships, on the off-chance that if I ever am able to get a gf I'll be able to get it hard for her. Pic unrelated


 No.114422

>>114419

>>114421

Shit didn't mean to post twice sorry


 No.114431

>>112663

Eating woman ass.

I think my obsession with anal started after I thought I was gay.


 No.114440

tickling, especially feet in stocks where women cant move even a bit, then long nails or feathers slowing and lightly torturing the fuck out of them

I already know its because my dad used to hold down my feet and tickle me like crazy. I hated it and tickling threw me into a violent, rage induced frenzy until a bit past puberty. Now its the easiest thing to turn me on/ get me off


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 No.114473

>>114440

I had a tickling fetish for awhile as well. Like a lot of fetishes that I had, it wasn't a fetish in the permanent sense and it stopped being as titillating, but it still made for a lot of awkward boners.




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