>eating dinner>mom tells me my sister wants me to go see "a guy she knows who works with chakras" and swears up and down that it's going to make my asperger better because he said so>I tell her no thanks>"why">"because I don't believe in this shit

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Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 01:05:06 No.112858

>eating dinner

>mom tells me my sister wants me to go see "a guy she knows who works with chakras" and swears up and down that it's going to make my asperger better because he said so

>I tell her no thanks

>"why"

>"because I don't believe in this shit mom"

>"why don't you at least try"

>"because if I do my sister is going to waste perfectly good money giving it to a conman"

Then it degenerated and now I'm having trouble digesting. She accused me of being of bad faith and not being smart because if I were I'd at least give it a chance. Then she brought up that the upstairs neighbour does laying on of hands and she got upset when I said "great, another crackpot".

I don't get it. They always want to drag me in front of mystic assholes, I never want to and they keep bringing on the point and insulting me when I refuse. I'm supposed to be the naïve one, but after being abused too many times I just don't trust in anything anymore, rightly or wrongly. However, this I know perfectly to be horseshit.

I don't know what to do. They won't fucking stop no matter what I do or say, but if I go just to shut them up then that's money going to some fucking New Age bullshit peddler and my family really is not rich. They're just desperate I suppose, and these fuckers can smell it.

Pic unrelated, just cute puppers.

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 01:45:51 No.112865

>>112858

My mother is a new age hippie piece of shit that buys into all kinds of that shit. It never, ever works but she keeps on doing it. I guess we just aren't open minded enough. :^)

That's what they always tell you when it doesn't work. :^^^^^^)

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 01:48:01 No.112866

JUST stick to not doing any of that shit. They'll tell you to be le open minded and waste money this time, but then they'll say this next time too, and the time after that.

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 02:26:37 No.112872

>>112858

Just go do it and make them happy, and don't act annoyed either. If it doesn't work it doesn't work.

03/01/16 (Tue) 02:38:58 No.112878

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>>112858

Just indulge them, then tell your sister that you want to try the "laying on of hands" with her if you catch my drift.

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 03:25:30 No.112887

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Maybe you should become enlightened.

>>>/fringe/

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 03:28:22 No.112888

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OP don't be a nofun faggot, just go, it might be fun.

Then maybe you'll actually have an interesting experience to talk about when you meet a real life person

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 03:37:16 No.112891

op, ask your family if they are embarrassed of you because you have [].

if they keep pushing you, that shows that they are embarrassed of you and wanna be poor for falling for scams.

also have that guy prove that it works and not just say that it does because i think you can report him to the police for scamming and robbery.

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 03:42:21 No.112892

>>112858

If your mom and sister wants to pay for a woman to touch you then tell them you want an escort.

Arcanine 03/01/16 (Tue) 17:35:07 No.112980

Take your family's money and buy some booze with it lol.

>mfw my mom came home after shopping at a shitty store in vermont with some Fatima earings. I said "oh nice, PAGAN earrings". I will tell her to give me money as a religious tax, 20$, and I will get it too.

>>112887

Make an immortal fucking Evangelion, that's how.

03/01/16 (Tue) 17:44:05 No.112983

>>112872

this

you R A faggit

Arcanine 03/02/16 (Wed) 12:53:57 No.113118

I guess it's too late for you to ask for their money upfront and promise you will go on your own.

otherwise, they're gonna keep scamming you with this bullshit until it ruins your life.

Arcanine 03/02/16 (Wed) 14:26:30 No.113125

>>112858

Here is what you do faggot OP:

>agree to see the witchdoctor of mom's choice

>do whatever he wants you to do

>pretend to be in pain afterwards

>escalate this further and further until your mom is legit worried about you

>go see a priest and stop faking the pain

>your mom is now no longer a heretic

Arcanine 03/02/16 (Wed) 19:33:53 No.113151

Mysticism is not bollocks. There are countless examples of people achieving "impossible" feats through using it.

That being said, some reiki cunt is just a rip off. The whole idea of that philosophy is about self. The idea of doing it for other people is absurd. Just google what actual masters put students through before teaching them. Eastern mysticism is not compatible with a fast food approach to healing that most people want.