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imgur.com/QafrHvR IRC IS LOTS OF FUN AND FILLED WITH FUN PEOPLE imgur.com/QafrHvR

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 No.112977

I wasn't misbehaving, I just have Autism.

The judge didn't buy it and still sent me to prison.

They should make a prison just for the 'sperglings

It would be the safest one in the world because nobody would talk to each other

That's my "spiel,"

general thread on telling normies your secret:

Have you?

Would you?

Are you afraid of them knowing?

Do you do it in an emergency like me?

(same as above)

Do you "play your card" wisely and only let others know when it actually has a direct bearing (ie teachers or whatever)?

I generally play it close to the chest, it's on a need-to-know basis and they don't need to fucking know. Except in special circumstances. I think I used to try to fit in so people would think I was 'normal' and not fuck with me.

>that's why I dressed goth and fucked jb, apparently

Nowadays I don't give a shit, wear clothes a couple years old, 2 hoodies, same jeans, buzz cut. See no one socially if I can help it and now feel a sense of peace I haven't had before, leaving social media feels good, man.

 No.112978

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>>112977

No, you don't have autism, you just spend all day in your room jacking off to the internet and you have temporarily lost your ability to function around people.

Stop pretending to have ailments which can only be diagnosed by a clinically-trained physician. This isn't your hugbox and you aren't a special snowflake.

When did this place turn into the manchild version of tumblr, anyway?


 No.112981

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>>112978

It's called Munchhausen's Syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome

sage for attention whore thread


 No.112982

I'm attention whoring by talking about being on muh spectrum, on an autistic board?

Surely, that's why I never had any friends of my own age and young girlfriends that were interested in the scumbag personality I projected as a result of drug use, Thanks Doc!


 No.112985

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>>112982

> whaaa I have no friends

> whaaa I'm a junkie

> whaaa look at me

> whaaa whaaa whaaa!


 No.112987

Okay, going to fap now faggots


 No.112991

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>>112987

> everyone look at me!


 No.113004

People can spot an autist a mile away. There is no "coming out of the closet" because there is no closet.


 No.113005

I have an actual diagnosis.

I almost never told anyone until recently. I didn't want pity or help, I wanted to try and be normal like everyone else. I'd learn all this shit about nonverbal language and emotions and I'd try really hard to fake empathy, but it was all rote and really exhausting to apply. After failure upon failure it became apparent that this was an impossible task, I'd never pass for normal and normalfags would always smell me and avoid me as if I were a serial killer. I lost a lot of jobs due to being "creepy to be around", I literally can't keep a job because normalfags don't want to be in the same room I am.

If you tell your employer it really makes no difference, in fact it makes it worse because the rumour will inevitably spread around (HR bitches with nothing better to do, as always) and instead of simply thinking you're creepy, people will think you're either dangerous or Rain Man on top of that.

Now I don't care anymore, I want disability so I never have to deal with these assholes again. I just want to be what I am. It's really not so bad once you accept you'll never have a normal life.


 No.113160

>>113005

Have you tried getting into art? That's a prefect one-man gig as long as you have some actual skill


 No.113162

>>113160

I have no skill and no creativity. Even my dreams are mundane.

I often dream about waking up and going through my day and then going to sleep again before waking up in real life. Once I dreamed I ate porridge. That was it for the whole night, just be eating a fuckload of maple porridge.

In that light, I don't think art is for me.


 No.113170

>>113162

Idk man you make a movie about that porridge dream them artcie types might eat it up.


 No.113172

>>113162

I'm usually like that but I find playing my bass guitar very fun. I'm not even in any band, I just do it for myself.

If you have $400 dollars to spare you can get a solid starter kit that will last you for years.


 No.113193

>>113162

> completely devoid of creativity

wew lad, dubstep is your path


 No.113229

>>113172

fuck off rick

holy shit this thread went to autism fast


 No.113280

>>113229

Who the hell is rick




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