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 No.113069

I've been trying to become a normalfag for quite a while and have only acquired acquaintances despite the effort. I've talked to many girls though, and I have a good idea about them

i just ran through my head the process of getting a date with a random girl. It required so much social skill, subtlety, verbal slights, feints, use of body language, humor, and wit that there is simply no way that I could come close to pulling this off unless I was having an unbelievably good day and was at peak mental state and awareness

I don't think I'm cut out for this sort of thing. I'm not funny an I can't come up with a joke to save my life and I am slow-witted.

 No.113076

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I've been trying to get into the normalfag life for years now. It's been a hard, draining process, but from experience I can tell you that its better to just go outside of your safety net and experience stuff by yourself, and sooner or later you'll become used to it and it will become natural.

Instead of thinking about what to do if someone you just met asks you to go out for a pint, you might as well go, drink, and wing it to see what happens.

Worst case scenario you have a funny story to tell the person that you're gonna meet next, best case scenario you met someone.

I've done some stupid shit with women, they're by far the hardest thing to get used to, especially if you don't get to meet many. Took me around 6 years of going out with them to have some kind of idea of what to do.

Keep trying mate, as a human you're cut out for it, it's just buried deep inside you.


 No.113079

>cripwheels steals my post


 No.113080

>>113069

> I'm not funny an I can't come up with a joke to save my life and I am slow-witted.

Lift weights until you have a sexy body then just keep your fucking yap shut and let them do all the work.


 No.113082

>>113076

>6 years

you're trying to mislead OP


 No.113083

>>113082

Maybe 5, but it was still around that timeframe. You can't expect to do everything perfectly on the first try, especially if youre older than 18.

If you are and still have no idea how to talk or interact with women then a good advice would be not to talk with the qt you've loved on first sight but work your way up to her.

If you go straight for that girl you're gonna fuck up and she will never talk to you again, destroying your chances with her forever. And I know, I did that mistake a dozen times before understanding, and fixing what it was doing wrong.

Oh, all the qts I missed, it hurts every night.


 No.113085

Sometimes a friendly Chad will apprentice you to him, invite you to parties, cover for your mistakes, try to help you get a gf, explain how to behave to be normal. Do you know of such a Chad? If you don't try, joining a sports club, you'll probably find a couple there. Sports provide an easier context to acquire friends because teams start bonding and you can just recycle phrases like "nice shot" whenever it's appropriate, which should be quite obvious. Plus you'll have a socially acceptable hobby you can share and talk about with others and will get fitter.


 No.113087

>>113085

Ech, sports clubs are cancer mate.

Just watch loads of movies, follow stuff that happens, get opinions on things.

No need to force yourself into doing something you hate.


 No.113096

In college I knew this normalfag.

The English teacher had separated the class in teams of two and we just kinda got stuck together. His life wasn't going well and since he was stuck with me he figured he might as well use me as someone to bitch to. His parents were divorcing, his gf left him and was fucking him over with the rent, shit like that. I just let him whine. I couldn't empathize because autism so I'd just kinda nod and say "that sucks", shit like that. Sometimes I'd offer concrete advice, which I since learned is something you should not do when people are talking to you about their problems (I think that's dumb but I don't make the rules).

When we graduated and went to uni he bounced back on his feet and got a full life, while I, as usual, was just existing. One day he asked if we could get a beer together, I said sure because why not. We ended up quite pissed and turns out he really appreciated my top 1% nod game in college. Apparently I was the only one he could whine to because nobody else wanted to hear about his problems.

I mentioned I was a bit lonely and he told me he'd make me meet people if I wanted. Thus followed a few months of social outings every week, he'd always have me tag along, dinners at the pub, parties, the works. I met a lot of people, most of whom I disliked for various reasons but there was a few I got along with, and one in particular I'm still friends with despite my life taking a turn for the worse lately.

A few things I learned :

1) normalfags hate silence but rarely have anything worthwhile to say. That means that you can tune out 90% of what normalfags say as most of it is just filler, speaking for the sake of speaking. One mistake I did was try to read too hard in everything, as I said it's mostly all just bullshit, relax and take it for what it is. If you speak little but you're always on topic and on point, then your silence will be forgiven by some, while others will perceive it as arrogance, haughtiness or shyness.

2) socializing is just a ritual and much less chaotic than it looks like. You just go from pre-approved topic to pre-approved topic until something is a match for both people and then you wing it. For autists, the biggest challenge here is boring the person you're speaking with because the topic on hand is a hit for you but not for him/her. Normalfags love to speak about themselves, so that's what I'd let them do. It's crazy how "close" they can feel to someone they know almost nothing about just because they are the ones speaking. Another option is telling funny stories that happened to you or fun(ny) stuff that you did, but as we don't have any of that shit, mostly you'll have to play the enabler and intervene only on topics that interest you.

3) you are actually going to dislike most people you meet, and the obverse will probably be true too. There are just too many variables, and for people like us who've got weird personalities and/or restricted interests, it's even worse. So don't get discouraged if you're not making tons of friends right away.

4) if you're in uni, having weed on you and learning to spot people who might be down will provide you with a decent topic to discuss and also lower your social inhibitions. It's a very normalfag thing to do but if you're trying to be a normalfag, you might as well go all the way (this is how I met the one guy I still hang out with sometimes).

I have to say that the normalfag life isn't what it's cracked up to be at a distance, it's exhausting as fuck and once you get into a social circle you have to keep it lubricated all the time else you can easily fall off of it, especially if you're in the periphery. Eventually I just told my normalfag enabler no more, I had enough, that kind of life isn't for me. In retrospect it was a lot of work and very little of what I would consider fun. Staying alone in my room, playing vidya or otherwise doing things I want to do is much more fun than having to cope with this shit.


 No.113114

You can remain a faggot and still get a girl. You are on the right track. Keep talking to girls. Eventually you'll meet one that will be interested in you. You'll know she is because you'd have learnt what the signs are.

once she is interested in you it will be easy. I met a 25 year old geek virgin who has awiiU. Our first few dates were vidya.

I'm not even a smooth talker. Some of our make out seasons are awkward because we both are slightly socially impaired and it's new territory for us.

Maybe I wrote this to brag. But the point is don't give up. Keep trying and go gym also. As long as you aren't super fat, you have a chance


 No.113116

>>113114

>tl;dr - its a numbers game

Kinda true, but those who socialize have better outcomes as more people are compatible with each other than they realize until the initial social barriers are breached, while those who sometimes feel that they found a soulmate after the first hour can sometimes be misled and it can all fizzle out quickly.

Social life is a game of feints and tests, that is true, hence why you cannot get discouraged - practice your small talk, go out, meet people. We all only pick people hat we feel good with and end up being friends with them, which is why you can sometimes have problem if you are stuck in a crowd that you have nothing in common with. Try going to places that have more to offer you as a person as opposed to chasing busy places.


 No.113175

>>113096

>admitting that it's clearly a lot of work

decent advice, i respect you


 No.113176

>>113114

you deserve to be killed as soon as possible


 No.113177

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>I'm not funny an I can't come up with a joke to save my life and I am slow-witted.

You're fucked. Normals don't like you unless you entertain them, i.e. make them laugh. Laughing is a quick release of dopamine, and they aren't into slow release. They want satisfaction now, and if you can't give them that then they dont care about you.


 No.113179

>>113069

Oh man it's easy dude.

Basically I got my gf by just relating a story about an old casual hookup of mine where I got kind of a bum-deal and she felt sorry for me and wanted to buy me dinner.

From there we chatted a bit, I showed her a picture and my bonafide 6/10 self was apparently the cutest thing she ever saw. We went on a hike, and from there things just escalated and now she's my gf and dominates me every weekend, sometimes on weekdays.

Shit's cash. All you have to do is put yourself out there, be yourself and have experience bro it's easy.


 No.113181

>>113179

Quality b8

Good job, i mean it


 No.113188

my advice is insane, but why not friendzone some girls instead of doing all that work? women see through fake people (which does not mean they won't play along and open the legs anyway if they dig the guy) so try first to be comfortable around them. If you don't drool and stink, you eventually get near them.


 No.113194

>>113188

>o-m-g anon I see you as a brother. I don't see you like that


 No.113196

>Wanting to be a normalfag

What the fuck is wrong with you?


 No.113198

Normies don't care about you as an individual. Think about the masses of trendies… Imagine if one was to express an iota of his Individuality. He would be ostracised immediately. Why? Because he's not longer one of them, he's decided to assert himself… His true authentic self. It's like when a person tries to have an intellectual conversation with a normie… It's a great way to get them to look at you as if you're from another galaxy. Theres two peoples in this world… The übermensch and the normies. Übermensch are those who assert themselves, who allow themselves to be deprived of all friendship and love for the sake of knowledge, for the sake of independence. These people rule, they invade and they conquer. Napoleon was a robot.

Normies are slaves… They're peasants. They're all racially impure faggots.


 No.113300

>>113198

>Normies are slaves

every fucking time - you fucking snowflakes keep bitching because people don't cater to your neuroses and you try to blame them.


 No.113305

>>113300

what a waste of tripledubs

GP was wrong, so you are. Ubermenshits AND normies are both mentally ill. People should assert themselves very little because there would be no need for it.


 No.113306

>>113194

friendzoning means no advances, make advances on friends of friends only.




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