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 No.113203

>2008, sophomore year

>just move to to new school because dad is a marine

>20 minutes late for class

>i walk in, and its nothing but chads and a flaming faggot

>apparently i look like a giant faggot

>"oh look, two faggots now, just fuck already"

>justlaydownanddie.gif

>teacher comes into room

>"oh anon, we are getting into pairs, why dont you be partners with faggot?"

>fuckyou.jpg

>end up doing some bullshit project

>"anon, i'm sorry about them, just ignore them"

>most faggy voice in existence

>chads behind us sneer and snicker

>one decides to throw a fucking razor from a pencil sharpener

>hellnawbitch.png

>get up and fucking kick bitch in his face (hes sitting down)

>look of fucking terror as hes on the ground nose bleeding

>dont give a fuck, just death staring at his dumb ass

>chad pussys out and backs out screaming like a fucking howler monkey to the nurse

>whole fucking class is bug eyed

>except for faggot, who just looks at me with a bewildered smile

>get hauled by two security guards down to the front office

>sit in office for 10 minutes, before this sheboon walks in

>"anon…you didn’t have to do that for him…"

>"wait what"

>"it was real brave of you to protect faggot, and we want you to know that"

>niggeryouwot.bmp

>turns out entire class, even the other chads fucking hated him because hes a fucking tool-bag

>so they tell the hierarchics that i stepped in and kicked him to prevent chad from beating up faggot, and that i was his boyfriend.

>pissed out of my mind, since i absolutely knew this would violate my parole

>"you're free to go"

>stand there like a autist wondering why i wasn't having my asshole stretched in prison right now

>next day, after that period ends, faggot runs up to me and hugs me

>whispers "thank you"

>all the Stacy’s go "AWWWW, how CutE"

>have to put up with his faggy bullshit for the rest of the year, because i kicked somebody in the face

>always known as the "crazy gay kid"

>faggot always bought me food, so there's that for me

>next year I move to a new city, but not before faggot kisses me goodbye in front of the class

>godIhateyousomuch.webm

So /r9k/, what was your worst year in highschool

 No.113208

If this is a true story I envy you.

I've always fantasized about stuff like this (not the gay part) but protecting myself or others from bullies.


 No.113212

>>113208

That's pretty gay


 No.113235

File: 1456974845831.jpg (8.5 KB, 255x144, 85:48, mfwforget.jpg)

>>113212

we wouldent want that would we?


 No.113252

Junior year, 2008-2009.

>English class was shit; this was our last year of standardized testing, so there were fucktons of essays to prepare us for them

>Chanology was in full swing, so memeshit was everywhere

>started drifting apart from my only friend, who had closer friends anyway and didn't care much about me to begin with

>fell into a deep depression

>being alone and depressed pretty much left me open for anyone who wanted to give me shit

>entered an edgy misanthropic phase, 3-4 years after everyone else had theirs

>started realizing that I fucked my life up by never making any friends, putting effort into my schoolwork, or doing any extracurricular activities

>realized that it was too late to salvage anything since all the social circles had already formed and high school was already halfway over

>felt like I had no hope for the future and wanted to kill myself before graduating

>spent the rest of the year feeling bitter and envious of everyone I saw, since even the biggest autists at least had friends


 No.113253

>implying any of that happened


 No.113258

File: 1456982093384.jpg (113.36 KB, 524x407, 524:407, Horrible!.jpg)

That's the type of shit that you'd read put of some shitty fujoshi-pandering mango.

>junior year

>decide I want to fix my life and make friends, even if I hate them deep down

>actually quite successful, bunch of autists know my name now

>join the anime club to make even more friends

>president pulls out a video showing off furry shit

>drop club immediately

>right around this time all the autists I had befriended all had weird drama problems with girls

>take a step back and realize having friends is too much hard work

>fuck off entirely and never speak to those people ever again, feel like >>113252, bitter and envious watching other people shine brilliantly

>one of my only friends finally fixes his shit and drops me

>guy is probably sucessful as fuck now


 No.113283

>>113203

You blew it OP, hard. You could have had a cute fag boyfriend, but instead you clung to the hopes that maybe one of the Stacies would take a pity on you and go out with you.

Heck, go make a jewbook account and find your gay friend. Tell him you want to meet. Persuade him to dress like a french maid. Do it.


 No.113286


 No.113288

File: 1456995305569.jpg (75.39 KB, 506x424, 253:212, 1456878427580.jpg)

>>113203

My first and only year in which I ended up dropping out by the start of the second quarter.


 No.113295

>2003 Freshman year

>School District has a bunch of different magnet program high schools and I chose to go to a new one that was supposed to be computer oriented instead of the world famous mathematics one.

>Find out since I live in the fucking city they just use the regular metro system instead of having actual fucking regular schoolbuses.

>Have to start getting up early as shit because our buses run like shit to get to school on time.

>NIGGERS NIGGERS EVERYWHERE. They try to bully me but fuckthat.jpeg

>Always getting in trouble because I just go to start fighting instead of taking shit from people.

>Come to find out they are halfassing this whole thing to the point that they aren't even done renovating/building the school.

>Cold as shit during the winter because we literally have 1/4 the school demolished/rebuilt while attending classes.

>Computer classes end up being shit tier because the teacher has a hardon for group projects. Like 90% of work was a group thing and no one was interested in actually trying to get work done.

>longest school day in the entire district. 8am-430pm Always had fuckton of homework.

>Fail that one computer class and they force me to retake it remedial so school days ends up even longer. 8am-6pm

>Always tired and getting frustrated I end up just giving up and not giving a fuck.

>Started playing emulators instead of doing work alot because we always used laptops alot.

>School year coming to a end I get sick as shit during final exams.

>Come to make up exams and get the runaround.

>One of the clerks starts telling me I need a doctors note or some shit which is bullshit because everyone else is just coming in and getting sent to the cafeteria.

>Have to see the vice principal that always gives me shit.

>He tells me I need a doctors note for missing three days to make

up tests or needs to have conference with my parent.

>At this point fed up with the whole thing I laugh at him and tell him my mom is a useless bitch who wouldn't even bother to buy me school uniform pants that actually fit me right until I refused to go to school and she was worried she would get in trouble for me being truant.

>Looks at me for a few seconds and then says he needs to go talk to someone to figure out what to do.

>Wait for like 15 minutes.

>I figure FUCKTHISSHIT™ and just leave.


 No.113400

File: 1457043326411.jpg (3.5 KB, 114x125, 114:125, Argument winner.jpg)

>>113235

>protecting degenerates




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