What's your favorite sex position, robots? I don't know the name of it but I always like doing pic related. What about you anon, what curls your toes in bed?

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03/03/16 (Thu) 02:39:40 No.113228

What's your favorite sex position, robots? I don't know the name of it but I always like doing pic related.

What about you anon, what curls your toes in bed?

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 03:06:10 No.113233

Haha, I like dog style with all my women! I'm like a pro there!

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 03:21:06 No.113236

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>tfw you blow your load for Allah

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 03:26:36 No.113237

get the fucking fuck out normie

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 03:28:20 No.113238

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>>113228

If I'm not mistaken, that's a mating press.

I've always preferred cowgirl or having my face sat on, but maybe that's because I'm fucking lazy

03/03/16 (Thu) 04:23:47 No.113249

>>113238

Cowgirl is definitely fun, but it takes an athletic (or just horny and small) girl to make it memorable.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 04:35:54 No.113250

>>113249

Horny and small, yes, athletic definitely not.

i guess it's also not too hard to remember the only gal you've eve had, though, huh

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 05:29:51 No.113265

WTF GET OUT NORMAL FUCKING CUNTS YOUR NOT WANTED HERE. WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING B&?

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 06:20:22 No.113278

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>>113250

Know dat feel bro. I just cummed to thouse few times I could blow my load inside her. Sucks to be alive

WAKE ME UP.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 13:31:52 No.113313

Gf on top, back seat of my car. We both live with our parents so it's really our only place to do it. I love having her on top, and she loves the idea of "taking advantage" of me.

>TFW i don't want to kill myself

03/03/16 (Thu) 15:15:26 No.113326

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>>113313

> she loves the idea of "taking advantage" of me

You lucky bastard, that's my favorite fantasy (being raped by a girl on top of me and holding me down) but none of the girls I've been with have wanted to indulge me in it.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 15:25:30 No.113329

>>113326

>none of the girls I've been with have wanted to indulge me in it.

tbh i would imagine its rare. girls want to be dominated, not the reverse.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 16:04:25 No.113334

sex is gross.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 16:22:27 No.113337

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>>113228

I call it the "napkin rapist".

03/03/16 (Thu) 16:41:25 No.113343

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>>113329

Probably so, none of them mind when I pin their arms down and imagine I am raping them, but they never want to reciprocate. I guess I need to date a more freaky kind of girl.

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 17:10:44 No.113347

>>113228

sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 18:48:06 No.113372

I like missionary. I haven't really tried others, girl on top sucks

Arcanine 03/03/16 (Thu) 21:41:33 No.113394

I dunno OP. Maybe if I tried any I could give a better answer

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 01:38:45 No.113422

I like for the woman to lay prone, completely flat, face down. Then I hop on and go for a ride. Can't get much better than that.

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 02:36:28 No.113428

Nigger, if we were having sex we wouldn't be on this board.

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 03:09:24 No.113443

>>113428

You're wrong.

We normies are taking over like we take over everything.

Get off our board, social retards. It's time to get marginalized again!

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 04:08:00 No.113457

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>>113228

Robots only know this position

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 05:06:29 No.113461

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Cowgirl, but only if she's thick.

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 05:14:03 No.113462

>>113457

It's about time. That should have been one of the first replies to this thread.

Also

>tfw no gf 2 sex positions with

Arcanine 03/04/16 (Fri) 05:28:57 No.113467

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Anal, doggy style